List of Wario quotes: Difference between revisions

*''This'll be easy. No pressure. Just don't screw up!''

*''MEH! Not bad... for a chump!

*'''''Wa hah hah hah!''''' "''I'm filthy, dirty, gut-churningly rich!!! It's all thanks to WarioWare, Inc.'s success! That still hasn't stopped me from swiping stuff. Just the other day, I pilfered a couple of portable game systems! Well, then I fell and dropped them down a manhole. This old guy popped out and asked me if I'd dropped those two systems or [[Nintendo DS|this other system I'd never seen before]]. I lied and took them both!''

*'''''Arrrggg!''''' "''How do I work this thing?! It's got two screens! Wait... I can use this weird little stick on the screen to play! This is actually fun! I've got it – I'll trick people to make me a bunch of microgames for free and then I'll sell them to the masses. With two screens, I'll make twice as much money! KER-CHING!''"

*'''''Touch it!''''' "''The screen, that is! Grab a Nintendo DS Stylus and poke, rub and slash the screen to play my glorious microgames! If you see a kitty, poke it! If you see a genie lamp, rub it! It's so easy, even a chump could figure it out – I'm a GENIUS!!!''"

*"''Press START or press Up on the {{button|ds|Pad}} Control Pad to pause the game. You never know when you'll need to take a second to extract a nose nugget!''"

*"''When you want to take a break to scoff some tacos or something, just shut off the Nintendo DS™ and it'll take a nap! To wake it up, just open it up again and you can pick up where you left off!''"

*'''Knock it off!''' ''Get your grubby hands off the Touch Screen! Whaddya think the stylus is for?! USE IT!  

*"''Quit bangin' on the Touch Screen! Unless you wanna break it... If so, go right ahead!''"

*"''Stop touching the top screen. IT WON'T WORK!''"

*"''My game is a smash hit! This shouldn't surprise anyone – it's the brainchild of me, the greatest video game designer in the history of everything! So, all that money the game is making is MINE MINE MINE! But everyone is conniving against me, saying, 'We designed your microgames! We want to get paid!' AARGH! They didn't do SQUAT! They're not gonna get anything! WHA?! HEY, quit doodling on my gorgeous, yet manly, face!!!''"