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With this you will gain the ability to create clouds. These clouds can make you reach a new high, and I mean a serious high, like hundreds of feet in the air high. What’s even cooler, is that when you spin, you will literally fart a cloud that you can stand on.
With this you will gain the ability to create clouds. These clouds can make you reach a new high, and I mean a serious high, like hundreds of feet in the air high. What’s even cooler, is that when you spin, you will literally fart a cloud that you can stand on.


One of our [[Special:MyPage|customers]] stated “''Wow! I am so high right now. I mean, I can literally touch the clouds. It’s like I’m walking on air.''” And indeed he/she was walking on air.
One of our [[Special:MyPage|customers|Who is it?!]] stated “''Wow! I am so high right now. I mean, I can literally touch the clouds. It’s like I’m walking on air.''” And indeed he/she was walking on air.


Order now and you will receive this product, along with this super cool [[Brick Block]], because nobody seemed to buy them.
Order now and you will receive this product, along with this super cool [[Brick Block]], because nobody seemed to buy them. <small>Please, my house is cluttered...</small>


'''Warning: Don’t get too high with this product. You may die.'''
'''Warning: Don’t overdose with this product. You may get too high and die.! ;)'''


==Fake Sports==
==Fake Sports==