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Sprite of a Garlic bottle in Virtual Boy Wario Land    I am currently working on adding Virtual Boy Wario Land information to the wiki. Please let me know how I'm doing.


I am dense. Please make yourself clear by using BIG BOLD LETTERS and internet hand gestures.

Turkishcoffee's Userbox Tower
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Sprite of Mario from the Nintendo Entertainment System port of Donkey Kong
Nintendo 64 logo
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The (previously) deleted Triforce gif for userbox pages. Original uploader unknown
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Artwork of a Mushroom from New Super Mario Bros., also reused for the Mushroom in Mario Kart Wii
Princess Daisy playing Parasol Plummet
A figure of some Musical Notes.


• Added another image. 04:12, 7 May 2010 (EDT)

• Finally figured out wiki formatting... I think. --Turkishcoffee 01:42, 30 April 2010 (EDT)

• I managed to get Windows 7 to lock up today. This marks the first problem I've had with a 64-bit OS. Go me!

Ways to Contact

  • MSN:
  • Yahoo!: justshuutme
  • SkyPE: iamalarmed
  • E-Mail:

(When sending an IM please IM me before you add me, so I know you're not a SpamBot, oddly enough, all my spambots try to add me and don't actually send me IMs.)

Browser Problem

Well, this is mostly a user error. See, I had a laptop with a nub, and then a desktop. Now I'm on a new laptop with a touchpad. As I am not used to it yet, my wrist will sometimes hit it, de-selecting the text box. Then I hit a key which for some reason is a hotkey in my browser (or I just hit Enter for some reason) and it submit it while I'm proofreading (or just not done). Sorry for spamming the changes page, guys!

Geographical Location

PA, U.S.A. Roughly two and a half hours from Philly.

Special Talents

  • Cooking
  • Language Construction

Natural Language Proficiency

  • English (Native)
  • German (Nearly Proficient)
  • Japanese (Just enough to misread a proverb as an "adult entertainment" ad)


  • Microphone
  • webcam
  • Scanner
  • Ability to record (mono) Audio directly from TV output

Mario-Related Game Guides

  • Super Mario Sunshine
  • Paper Mario (original)
  • New Super Mario Bros. Wii
  • Mario Party 4
  • Donkey Kong 64 (It's not strictly Mario but this wiki covers DK things as well)

(Many of these were gifts, and I may have others I can't locate as of now.)

Disorganized List of Articles I Plan to Create


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