Hey guys. I mostly play Mario Party out of any game in the Mario series, and I enjoy watching MariopartyTV on youtube, because the guys who play Mario Party are REALLY hilarious, I'll add quotes later to show you what I mean.
Background: There are 4 players of the MariopartyTV crew, Holms, Steeler, Mr. Doom, and Clel.
- Mr. Doom is depicted as the main antagonist, as any luck based event will always rule in his favor. He is usually quiet and doesn't say much.
- Clel is another quiet player who normally plays as Yoshi. Luck usually doesn't go his way, so he always gets sympathy from viewers.
- Steeler is a really loud guy who comments on everyone else's move. He always makes a crude attempt to calm Holms down when he gets salty, but that usually doesn't work, and Steeler has gotten salty himself.
- Holms is my favorite player of the crew, as he gets angry very easily. Most of my quotes are from him.
The crew is playing in Bob-omb Factory in Mario Party 9, and Holms gets knocked off in the Bomb Barge minigame. This is what happened after that event occurred. Holms: WHY DID THE BOB-OMB PUSH ME OFF?! Steeler: Because there's a simple rule that two objects cannot occupy the same space. Holms: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO (incomprehensible) ...WHY THE HELL DID THE BOB-OMB PUSH ME OFF?! THIS GAME IS FULL OF SALT LIKE SHIT!
Later on, the Bob-omb on the car is down to 2 spaces. It's Clel's turn, and Holms is right behind him. Clel: Well Holms, let's see if the game really hates you if roll a one. Steeler: Can you roll a one? Clel rolls a one Oh... my... God... Holms: FUCK THIS GAME! Steeler: It's only four stars! Holms: I DON'T HAVE ANY!
In Castaway Bay, it's the last turn, and Holms is two spaces from the star. If he rolls a one... Holms rolls a one
Steeler: OHHHHHH!!! OH MY GOD!!!! (continues crying out in surprise and amazement) Holms (between Steeler's cries): ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! There's a moment of silence Holms: YOU'VE GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME! OUT OF ONE IN A FUCKING TEN CHANCE OF GETTING THAT SHIT! Come on... (runs off and breaks a bunch of stuff)
Now for Steeler's saltiest moment...
It's Mario Party 5, Rainbow Dream, and Steeler is losing to Mr. Doom on awful hax, starting with Pound Peril. Steeler: COME ON!!!! COME OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!! DOES NOT DESERVE THIS SHIT! FUCK! FUCK! THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT! THIS IS SO STUPID WHY COULDN'T BE A FUCKING SKILL GAME?! THE GAME KNOWS I LOSE STARS TO LUCK GAMES! FUCK THIS GAME!
Now, Mr. Doom is using the generator and gets a bunch of capsules used to screw Steeler
Steeler: NOOOOO!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! COME ON! PLEASE GAME! NO NO NO! Steeler sees the capsules Mr. Doom gets Steeler: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! HE GOT A CHAIN CHOMP AGAIN! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME GAME?! I'M GONNA WIN! I DESERVE THIS! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU FUCKING FUCKER! It's the last turn, and Mr. Doom uses his Chain Chomp capsule on Steeler Steeler: (Makes a groaning noise that sounds like a chainsaw) Now he sees that Mr. Doom can get yet another star, which he does Steeler: NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I DESERVE THIS! COME ON! HE STOLE TWO STARS FROM ME! ALL BECAUSE OF FUCKING CHANCE! ALL BECAUSE THAT FUCKING MACHINE GAVE HIM THE FUCKING CAPSULES TO DO IT WITH! AND THE GAME DECIDES TO GIVE HIM A RANDOM MINIGAME BECAUSE IT KNOWS HE CAN'T BEAT ME AT ANYTHING ELSE!
I hope you guys like this compilation of the funniest moments in MPTV!