|First appearance||Super Paper Mario (2007)|
|Latest appearance||Super Smash Bros. Brawl (as a Sticker) (2008)|
You know who I am!
Or do you? I am Bumpynintendo, a guy who plays too many video games. I use this wiki all the time. Its awesome. I was autoconfirmed January 30th, 2014. Read the Q & A to find out more!
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- What's your name?
- How old are you?
- Favorite hero?
Well, of course... Luigi!
Tie between Bowser and Count Bleck.
- Favorite game?
Super Paper Mario!
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- THE GREAT KART RACE***
Once upon a time, in a city far,far, away there was a young toad. His name was Toad macaroni Theodore Bert the third. His friends called him Toadaroni . One day he was eating spinach leaves and guacamole ( yuck! ) , his favorite meal. Then he remembered that it was Starvember, the month of the Grand Prix. He finished his meal and went to his room . He went to look at a book called *Essentials of building a kart*. Then his brother came in. After what felt like hours (17 minutes and 19 seconds) he finally persuaded his brother to get out. He then got the book,but he didn't read it. There was a key as a bookmark. He used it to unlock a hatch under his bed. He went down feet first. It went to the basement where no one ever went. He had a secret kart there.
- Chapter Two: The Kart***
The body was a log with a hole carved in it. The wheels were his and his brothers training wheels. It had two wood wheels in the middle that were petal powered. There were no axels. The gas tank was a cooler with water bottles in it. Toadaroni was going to use it in the Jr. Grand Prix. The motor was a cooler full of spinach leaves and guacamole. The grand Prix was tomorrow. His paint job was a white cart with red spots all over. The brake was a rope with a brick attached to it. It was connected to the chair. The chair was carved from wood.
- Chapter Three : Lying, tied up, and bored. Oh My!***
So, on the *supposed* date of the Jr. Grand Prix Toadaroni went to school. All of the other students in math class said "My Chain chomp ate my homework" They, of course, got sent to the principal's office. Toadaroni said he was doing one last problem. If a guy named Pye sells you Pi pies for Pi what is the pie/dollar ratio? He put 1$ per pie ( which was correct ). Then he did a rainbow ball of yarn in art class. He ,of course, like the title says, got tied up. Then, it rained *on the day of the Jr Grand Prix.* At home there was nothing to do. His kart was finished. He was bored. Due to other events the Jr Grand Prix was canceled. He typed an email to his friend who was also going to race. He put " Sad about rain. Too bad its canceled. Maybe next year. :'( ." Then he took a nap.
- Chapter Four: Aha! 💡***
Then suddenly he realized that he could race in the Grand Prix! He emailed his friend, and it looked like this : To: Toadacheese@toadmail.com Sub: *lightbulb* 💡 Text: We could race in the Grand Prix! We won't win though, most of those karts are motor powered.
- chapter five : ANONYMOUS SABOTAGE **"
Anonymous : We have to sabotage Toadaroni so we can win the race! Anonymous's assistant : yes we do. Anonymous: you sabotage his fridge and steal the spinach leaves , and I'll sabotage his kart. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Anonymous's assistant : Just got to get through this window. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Just take all spinach leaves and guacamole from the fridge. Got em. Escaping. Whew. ↙ Anonymous : N the basement. Got the brake. Escaping.
Toadaroni went to check on his kart. The brick was gone! There were no more bricks! He decide to make a lever that would take the kart apart.
- chapter six: the race ***
It was the day of the grand Prix. Anonymous was ready and so was his assistant. As is turns out, Anonymous, his assistant, Toadaroni, and Toadaroni's friend were the only ones. It was pretty much a tie for most of the race. Toadaroni's friend was out it was the final hill. Toadaroni almost crashed, but he hit the break lever. The cart busted and Toadaroni flew past the finish line. He won the Grand Prix!!!
> ***THE END***
The Case of The Misleading Title (T. C. T. M. T. )
- Chapter 1 : Lie-Brary Investigation (L. B. I.)
One day Investigator Mario Mario and his assistants, Detective Jean E. Us and Professor Solhvuhs Cuh Aces were investigating a library . A book called Crazy Red Intelligent Magnificent Extraterrestrials had been stolen. Prof. Aces said, "Who would steal a book on crazy red aliens? " "Yeah, good point, Professor." said Detective Us. "Wait!" Said Investigator Mario. "Look at this piece of paper!" Crazy Red Intelligent Magnificent Extraterrestrials "I don't get it.". Jean said. " Abbreviated, it is written C. R. I. M. E. " said Prof. Aces. "Wait." said Jean. " How do we know which book was stolen?" " Cameras showed which shelf ,and according to the computer system, the only book missing that wasn't checked out was that one." Said Mario.
- Chapter Two: Super Suspect Search (S. S. S.)
"We need suspects" said Prof. Aces "Yeah." Said Jean. "Let's ask the doorman." Said Mario. " I didn't see a doorman." Said Jean. "We came in the back door." Said Mario. "It was police and employees only." "This is one *fancy* library." said Prof. Aces The doorman said only 5 people were in at the time of the robbery (1:05) Bob 1:00 - 1:30 Jill 12:45 - 1:15 Larry 1:03 - 1:05 Joe 12:30 - 1:06 Eye Totally Didit 1:00 - 1:05 " The camera was dirty , so all we seen was the shelf and a very blurred criminal." Said Dore M. Ahane , the doorman.
- Chapter 3 : Logic, Reasoning, and Really Random Guessing. LRRRG
"It had to be Larry. " Said Jean. "No, the only possible suspects are Jill and Joe." Said Mario. "No one else had time to look."
Prof Aces said, "It takes About 56.5756566 seconds to get to the door from that shelf. So it had to be-"
"Joe!" They all shouted.
- Chapter Extra : Bounce, OK , Normal, Ultra, Super. BONUS
- INVESTIGATOR MARIO MARIO
- AGE: 42
- CAREER INVESTIGATOR/PLUMBER/HERO
- FAVORITE FOOD = PASTA
- HOBBY = PIZZA EATING
- DETECTIVE JEAN E. US
- AGE: 27
- CAREER DETECTIVE/ GENIUS
- FAVORITE FOOD = SCRAMBLED EGGS
- HOBBY = CROSSWORDS
- PROF. SOLHVUHS CUH ACES
- AGE: 52
- CAREER DETECTIVE/ PROFESSOR
- FAVORITE FOOD = MINTS
- HOBBY = SCHOOLWORK?!
- DORE M. AHANE
- AGE: 23
- CAREER DOORMAN
- FAVORITE FOOD = PEACH COBBLER
- HOBBY = IRONING HIS UNIFORM
- INVESTIGATOR MARIO MARIO
- THE END. SEE YOU NEXT TIME.
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