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'''''La nuit des vivants-morts''''' (''Night of the dead livings'') is a skit that aired as part of ''[[La planète de Donkey Kong]]''. As with many of the show's skits, it is framed as a trailer for a movie. Its title is a | '''''La nuit des vivants-morts''''' (''Night of the dead livings'') is a skit that aired as part of ''[[La planète de Donkey Kong]]''. As with many of the show's skits, it is framed as a trailer for a movie. Its title is a reference to the film ''{{wp|Night of the Living Dead}}. | ||
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The skit stars [[Jean-Claude Truchet]], a journalist zombie. After completing his morning routine of eating a severed arm with ketchup and brushing his teeth, Jean-Claude heads to his office. Making small talks with his zombie [[Kong]]s co-workers and staying up late at night to complete an article, the zombie heads to a supply locker to get a stapler, but instead finds "''an hideous creature born out of a demented mind''" - [[Donkey Kong|a match teacher]]. Jean-Claude immediatly flees as Donkey Kong chases him in the hallway, blurting out various geomatrical facts. Jean-Claude locks himself in his office and explains the situation to [[Candy Kong]], who attempts to reassure him by saying math teachers only exist in fairy tales. Immediatly after, Donkey Kong burst open the door and starts naming several polygons. | The skit stars [[Jean-Claude Truchet]], a journalist zombie. After completing his morning routine of eating a severed arm with ketchup and brushing his teeth, Jean-Claude heads to his office. Making small talks with his zombie [[Kong]]s co-workers and staying up late at night to complete an article, the zombie heads to a supply locker to get a stapler, but instead finds "''an hideous creature born out of a demented mind''" - [[Donkey Kong|a match teacher]]. Jean-Claude immediatly flees as Donkey Kong chases him in the hallway, blurting out various geomatrical facts. Jean-Claude locks himself in his office and explains the situation to [[Candy Kong]], who attempts to reassure him by saying math teachers only exist in fairy tales. Immediatly after, Donkey Kong burst open the door and starts naming several polygons. | ||
The skit ends with other Kongs cornering Jean-Claude as the narrator states ''"They're now among us and proliferating: contractual math teachers, bankers, bailiffs, | The skit ends with other Kongs cornering Jean-Claude as the narrator states ''"They're now among us and proliferating: contractual math teachers, bankers, bailiffs, financial inspectors. The nightmare has already begun...''" | ||
==Note== | ==Note== | ||