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'''''La nuit des vivants-morts''''' (''Night of the dead livings'') is a skit that aired as part of ''[[La planète de Donkey Kong]]''. As with many of the show's skits, it is framed as a trailer for a movie. Its title is a | '''''La nuit des vivants-morts''''' (''Night of the dead livings'') is a skit that aired as part of ''[[La planète de Donkey Kong]]''. As with many of the show's skits, it is framed as a trailer for a movie. Its title is a reference to the film ''{{wp|Night of the Living Dead}}. | ||
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The skit stars [[Jean-Claude Truchet]], a journalist zombie. After completing his morning routine of eating a severed arm with ketchup and brushing his teeth, Jean-Claude heads to his office. Making small talks with his zombie [[Kong]]s co-workers and staying up late at night to complete an article, the zombie heads to a supply locker to get a stapler, but instead finds "''an hideous creature born out of a demented mind''" - [[Donkey Kong|a match teacher]]. Jean-Claude immediatly flees as Donkey Kong chases him in the hallway, blurting out various geomatrical facts. Jean-Claude locks himself in his office and explains the situation to [[Candy Kong]], who attempts to reassure him by saying math teachers only exist in fairy tales. Immediatly after, Donkey Kong burst open the door and starts naming several polygons. | The skit stars [[Jean-Claude Truchet]], a journalist zombie. After completing his morning routine of eating a severed arm with ketchup and brushing his teeth, Jean-Claude heads to his office. Making small talks with his zombie [[Kong]]s co-workers and staying up late at night to complete an article, the zombie heads to a supply locker to get a stapler, but instead finds "''an hideous creature born out of a demented mind''" - [[Donkey Kong|a match teacher]]. Jean-Claude immediatly flees as Donkey Kong chases him in the hallway, blurting out various geomatrical facts. Jean-Claude locks himself in his office and explains the situation to [[Candy Kong]], who attempts to reassure him by saying math teachers only exist in fairy tales. Immediatly after, Donkey Kong burst open the door and starts naming several polygons. | ||
The skit ends with other Kongs cornering Jean-Claude as the narrator states ''"They're now among us and proliferating: contractual math teachers, bankers, bailiffs, | The skit ends with other Kongs cornering Jean-Claude as the narrator states ''"They're now among us and proliferating: contractual math teachers, bankers, bailiffs, financial inspectors. The nightmare has already begun...''" | ||
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Revision as of 10:29, August 30, 2017
La nuit des vivants-morts (Night of the dead livings) is a skit that aired as part of La planète de Donkey Kong. As with many of the show's skits, it is framed as a trailer for a movie. Its title is a reference to the film Night of the Living Dead.
Summary
The skit stars Jean-Claude Truchet, a journalist zombie. After completing his morning routine of eating a severed arm with ketchup and brushing his teeth, Jean-Claude heads to his office. Making small talks with his zombie Kongs co-workers and staying up late at night to complete an article, the zombie heads to a supply locker to get a stapler, but instead finds "an hideous creature born out of a demented mind" - a match teacher. Jean-Claude immediatly flees as Donkey Kong chases him in the hallway, blurting out various geomatrical facts. Jean-Claude locks himself in his office and explains the situation to Candy Kong, who attempts to reassure him by saying math teachers only exist in fairy tales. Immediatly after, Donkey Kong burst open the door and starts naming several polygons.
The skit ends with other Kongs cornering Jean-Claude as the narrator states "They're now among us and proliferating: contractual math teachers, bankers, bailiffs, financial inspectors. The nightmare has already begun..."
Note
- A running gag throughout the skit is the zombies and narrator drawing out the "A" in their speech.
