Editing List of The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! quotes by other characters (L–Z)

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This is a list of quotes from the television show ''[[The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!]]'' said by characters other than [[Mario]] and [[Luigi]] (L–Z).

==[[Lakitu]]==
===Mario and the Red Baron Koopa===
*"''Ready, your repulsiveness.''"
*"''Thank you, your Koopaness.''"
*"''You better do what King Koopa says or we'll freeze you to your knees.''"
*"''I prefer clouds myself, but at least it's snowing and freezing down there! Hehehehehehehe!''"
*"''Oh no! My cloud has sprung a leak!''"

==Lions==
*"''You got it, you chubby little chunk a lunch meat!''"
*"''He's got a point, Harry.''"
*"''Now '''this''' is what I call a meal.''"
*"''Hey Koopa, slow down! We're hungry!''"
*"''Hey Luigi, you wanna get to work? Break time's over!''"
*"''I'm so starved I could eat a horse... or a plumber.''"

==[[Little Robert]]==
*"''WOO!!! This is the weirdest hotel room I've ever been in! That TV in the bathroom, man! Has some of the definite reruns I've ever seen!''"
*"''That's me!''"
*"''Hey, ol' chump! Back in and at 'em!''"
*"''I heal you with anoxic, baby!''"
*"''Lovin' lotta fun! Y'all tell me I had the same reversion? That may jabba-do go home triply! Ya ready to go?''"
*"''♪ Tutti Frutti! ♪''"
*"''♪ Tutti Frutti! ♪''"
*"''Yo! Your shtick is awful!''"
*"''Okay! Okay, boys! Take 45, and take it to the top! Ya almost got it! Now, this time, for Mama Mario!''"
*"''Ready?''"
*"''♪ Tutti Frutti! ♪''"
*"''♪ Tutti Frutti! ♪''"
*"''♪ Tutti Frutti! ♪''"
*"''NO!!! Yeah, yeah, yeah! Your "Oh, Marios" is great, but you ain't! See, you're a little weak on the (*scats*)!''"
*"''NOOO!!! This ain't gon' made just sittin' back in my room! Can I eat now?''"
*"''Now hold on! You havin' to come into your help with him, SING my song, and need to go get 'em! I gotta take my food to GO!!!''"
*"''Shut up!''"
*"''(*with Mario and Luigi*) Do the Mario!''"

==[[Liz]]==
*"''I say, good citizens! May I hide in your humble basement?''"
*"''Oh, thank you! But, do get up! The reason we ducked in here, is because, we're sick and tired of being treated like royalty!''"
*"''Well, that! Well, since I am the Queen, you see, I really must use the royal we.''"
*"''There is one thing: Would you let me be one of the common folk, just for one day?''"
*"''If you want the royal treatment, just watch these scenes from the next Legend of Zelda!''"
*"''Ooooh! Heh! Lunch is ready!''"
*"''It's the only dish I can prepare! It's very British, and very Italian: fish and chips pizza!''"
*"''Oooh, I say... I'm royally pooped!''"
*"''Oh, I must say. I've enjoyed this, but...as you boys say, forget about it! I'm afraid I have lived as a commoner long enough! Oh, but first, I shall perform a short ceremony, to thank you for sharing your extremely common home. Kneel before me!''"
*"''I, the Queen of England and the Royal Cooker of Pizza, do hereby dub ye, Sir Mario and Sir Luigi!''"

==Liz's doctor==
*"''Liz, I've been lookin' all over Brooklyn for you! You were very naughty running around like that and I don't appreciate that! Gentlemen, I hope the Queen hasn't been too much trouble for ya today.''"
*"''Come on, your highness. It's time we go back to the home! We're having tapioca pudding tonight. That's your favorite!''"

==[[Lou Albano]]==
*"''Hey, Cindi, there you are!''"
*"''Fifty dollars? Well here I am! Now fifty! Hahaha!''"
*"''Oh, didn't you get my note?''"
*"''Uh-oh! I must have torn the page out wrong. It should say "I've gone for good fried chicken! Back in an hour!"''"
*"''Yeah, I finally gave up waitin' for ya at my house, so I, uh, followed these posters on the, uh, telephone poles and it brought me right here!''"
*"''Hey, Luigi, baby, how are ya?''"
*"''Ay, will you tell him I'm sorry I missed him, but, uh, me and Cindi really have to go because, uh, we don't want a picnic in the dark. Hahaha!''"
*"''Come on, Cindi!''"
*"''Number one guy, baby, have good luck!''"

==Lou search volunteers==
*"''Mrs. Lauper! A message from the President himself!''"
*"''(with Mario and Luigi) Well?''"
*"''(with Mario and Luigi) Well?''"

==[[Luigeena]]==
*"''It's him!''"
*"''Yes! Don't we look just like them? Everybody tells us so!''"
*"''Wait a minute. How come I always get in the dirty work, heh?''"
*"''I'll see you later, Lylezie!''"
*"''Lylezie, we have to say goodbye!''"
*"''Till next time, everybody!''"
*"''(with Marianne and Lyle) Do the Mario!''"

==[[Luigi's girlfriend]]==
*"''Oh Luigi, say it again please. Please!''"
*"''You are so romantic.''"
*"''The way you speak French is just... trés beautiful.''"
*"''Do you speak French?''"
*"''Weren't you going to show me your French etchings, my little french fry.''"
*"''Do the Mario!''"

==[[Lyle Alzado]]==
*"''Mario and Luigi? Are you here?''"
*"''Oh... I know I'm a little early. They probably just went to get some refreshments and I'll just make myself at home.''"
*"''Mario and Luigi?''"
*"''What you look like is the Looney Tunes! I'm outta here!''"
*"''Nah. I ate recently. Let's just watch...the next Legend of Zelda?''"
*"''Your foot is sort of on my leg.''"
*"''It's smelly!''"
*"''Lucky you're not too late!''"
*"''Luigi! Can I talk to you?''"
*"''What's goin' on here?''"
*"''Yes. Well, I met your cousin.''"
*"''(*with Luigi*) Dancing?''"
*"''Yes, well, it's nice to see you in pants.''"
*"''Goodbye? I thought you wanted to go dancing!''"
*"''I was looking forward to go dancing. The nerve of that Mel Gibson, taking my girls!''"
*"''(with Marianne and Luigeena) Do the Mario!''"

==[[Mad Donna]]==
Note that the dialogue listed here has been translated from the German dub of the episode.

*"''I was driving around in Brooklyn when the car broke down. Can I use your phone?''"
*"''Oh, look! An apple in front of a picture of me! Thanks, Mario!''"
*"''You are the most handsome man I've ever seen! Let me stay with you forever!''"
*"''Not as fun as being with you! Mario, my prince, I must call my agent and tell him that I want to live with you forever!''"
*"''Oh, don't worry! Cancel my tour!''"
*"''Get away from me! Mari, call the police!''"
*"''Okay. You look alright, I guess.''"
*"''Mari, forget the police! Start a press conference! I'm marrying the most handsome man on Earth!''"
*"''I will count every second!''"
*"''Yuck! What a place!''"
*"''No! Not even if he was the last person on Earth!''"
*"''Luigi!''"
*"''Mari? Mari? I have something to say! I will quit show business today and marry the most handsome man on Earth!''"
*"''{*with Mario and Luigi*} Do the Mario!''"

==[[Madam AGoGo]]==
*"''No! It's the chili pepper I had for lunch! Now before I can conduct a séance, ask me what the first thing on my mind is?''"
*"''My $25 fee. Even us psychics have to pay the rent, you know? Thank you! Ha ha! Mario! Luigi! Join hands!''"
*"''Oooooooh! Almighty spirits, with magic eyes, to Mario and Luigi, please don't tell lies! A moment of silence, boys! Ahhhhhhh! Either your questions will soon be answered...''"
*"''Or we'll have to play a quick game of ring-around-the-rosie!''"
*"''Wait! I see something!''"
*"''It looks like scenes from the next Legend of Zelda!''"
*"''I think I've done it! I feel... I feel... I feel someone stepping on my foot!''"
*"''I feel there is a presence listening! Now what is your question?''"
*"''Oh, I feel a very very positive vibration! Yes, you will be winners! Now for the bonus round, you may ask one more question.''"
*"''Oooooooh! I don't see any of these people in your prize winnings, but I do see you have a date with a beautiful mysterious woman.''"
*"''Yes! A drop-dead stone fox! She has something to do with the consolation prize you will win! Oh, wait! I'm getting... I'm getting... I'm getting hungry! Wanna join me for some Thai Food?''"
*"''Then I guess I should be leaving. Zim zalabim and toodles!''"
*"''Anytime! Ciao, ciao! Ciao! Ciao! Ciao! Ciao!''"
*"''(*with Mario and Luigi*) Do the Mario!''"

==[[Magic Johnson]]==
===Magic's Magic===
*"''Guys? Guys?''"
*"''Mario! Luigi! I'm really glad you guys are gonna help me practice!''"
*"''Sorry to disappoint you guys, but what I really want to do is practice some magic tricks! I always wanted to be a magician.''"
*"''That's fine!''"
*"''Okay, great! Put the ball on the table.''"
*"''Out there with me, I'm not very good. Hocus-pocus! Now you see it, now you don't!''"
*"''That's the problem! I never know where it's gonna turn up!''"
*"''It sure is nice of you to help. I'm getting worried about my magic. Sorry about that bowling ball, Luigi.''"
*"''I don't know about this, Mario!''"
*"''Well, okay. Help me out, Luigi! For my next trick, I'll have you pull a rabbit out of a hat!''"
*"''I knew that trick was too dangerous! Now, what were the magic words? 'Abracadabra?' No, that wasn't it! How about 'open sesame?' Darn, I can't remember!''"
*"''Hey, Mario. Maybe you could help me remember. Do you know the magic word?''"
*"''Oh, shoot! I'm late for the game! Bye, guys! Thanks for everything!''"
*"''Not till you buy a bigger medicine cabinet!''"

===Do You Believe in Magic?===
*"''Hi! I accidentally did a triple-double-skyhook-ally-oop-slam-dunk-jam on my ol' high school trophy. Can you fix it?''"
*"''Wow, now that's fast! See you in a couple hours!''"
*"''Actually-''"
*"''Great! Hey, listen! Is your brother around? I came to pick up...''"
*"''Good. You got five minutes.''"
*"''Guys! Guys! I really got to get rollin'!''"
*'''Yeah! Just like new, but it's not my trophy.''"
*"''No, I didn't bring my Player of the Year trophy. I brought my bowling trophy.''"
*"''What?''"
*"''I get it. You're just kidding, right?''"
*"''There it is! How'd you get it so shiny?''"
*"''You guys are champs! This bowling trophy is my favorite! How much do I owe you?''"
*"''Wow! Thanks, guys! Later!''"

==[[Mama Mario]]==
===Mama Mia Mario===
*"''Mario, Luigi, it's Mama! Open this door, or I'll break your heads!''"
*"''What took you so long?''"
*"''Yeah, you're sorry, but you never come when I ring the bell!''"
*"''OH, SURE! Why'd you just crawl on the floor to your mother?''"
*"''I want you to run when I tell you to run, you run!''"
*"''You understand what I'm telling you?!''"
*"''When I say run, you run when I come up...''"
*"''As soon as your brother finishes washing the street, you tell him to come in here! I've got more work for him!''"
*"''Shut up and don't talk back!''"
*"''Who's that?''"
*'"''Not until you wash down the Brooklyn Bridge! It's a mess!''"
*"''Luigi, enough watering the floor! You go help your brother, you lazy mortadella!''"
*"''Mario! Luigi! What's a matter for you?! You two lazy bums! No more fun and games! Get back to work!''"
*"''Ciao, my little meatballs!''"
*"''Just in case!''"

===Little Marios===
*"''Boys! How many times do I have to tell you not to fight? Mario, since you're the oldest, you should know better! You're grounded!''"
*"''Well then, go peel the garlic, for the next five days!''"
*"''Mario, without your brother here, there's a lot more for us!''"
*"''About what?''"
*"''No! I don't miss your yelling, I didn't miss your fighting with your brother, and I didn't miss your room in a mess! But you, I miss!''"
*"''Just in case!''"

==[[Marianne]]==
*"''Oh, I'd recognize those, uh...those muscular shoulders, that muscular neck, and that muscular hair anyway!''"
*"''Oh, no no no no no no no! We're not Mario and Luigi! We're Luigeena and Marianne! We're the cousins.''"
*"''We will find Mario and Luigi for you! Just a minute! Hey, Luigeena! Hit the road!''"
*"''Tell me about yourself, Lylzie-wylesie! So cute...''"
*"''So Lyle, why don't you watch me dance?''"
*"''I don't mind!''"
*"''Tell me something I don't know, Lyle, you bug and handsome hunk!''"
*"''Luigeena, went to look for Mario and you! I'm starting to get worried! I'd better go look for them!''"
*"''Lyle, don't forget tonight about the dancing!''"
*"''Yoo-hoo, Lyle!''"
*"''Oh no, we just spotted Mel Gibson, and we're gonna track him home!''"
*"''(with Luigeena and Lyle) Do the Mario!''"

==[[Marilyn (The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!)|Marilyn]]==
*"''Yo, uncs! It's me, Marilyn!''"
*"''My mom said you wouldn't mind if we stopped by for the weekend!''"
*"''Yo, guys!''"
*"''Yo, uncs! Yo, uncs! How 'bout joinin' in?''"
*"''Hey, unc! Is there any way you could speed the sub? Me and the gang have gotta get going!''"
*"''Yeah, you know, the key to success of partygoing is to always be on the moon! We're movin' this party on to the beach!''"
*"''I know THAT! We're gonna go stay with Uncle Troy in sunny California! Bye!''"

==[[Mario Joe and Luigi Bob]]==
===Luigi Bob===
*"''Howdy-doo! Anybody home?''"
*"''I believe you're right, Mario Joe! Let's see what we got here.''"
*"''Eh, city crow. Lemme see, 'Dear Mario and Luigi Bob: Sorry we missed you, but went fishing. Make yourself to home.'''"
*"''(with Mario Joe) Yeeeee-haw! Fiddles!''"
*"''Hey, cousin Mario. Yo what they call this stuff they got on top of the pizza?''"
*"''Pepperoni? Where's that from?''"
*"''No kiddin'! What'd they call that?''"
*"''I don't really know. Do you reckon we should find out?''"
*"''We ain't exactly sure if we've got one down here, ma'am.''"
*"''Oh, well, ma'am...I-I-I'm Luigi. See, ain't nothin' funny on the end or nothin' like Bob or nothin' like that. Just plain ol' Luigi. Yes, ma'am.''"
*"''Yes ma'am!''"
*"''Yup.''"
*"''Zeke?''"
*"''Shucks, ma'am, we'd be more than happy to be fixin' your sink.''"
*"''Well, lead us to it, ma'am! Lead on!''"
*"''(*with Mario Joe and Ellie Mae*) Do the Mario!''"

===Mario Joe===
*"''Hoohoo! Luigi, Mario, anybody home?''"
*"''Oooh, I reckon there's some kinda note down yonder!''"
*"''Make ourselves at home?''"
*"''(with Luigi Bob) Yeeeee-haw! Fiddles!''"
*"''Pepperoni!''"
*"''A little tiny animal about that big.''"
*"''Nickaroonie.''"
*"''What in tarnation do you expect that is?''"
*"''Hm. I think I reckon so. Come on in!''"
*"''Well...I don't know. You see, we ai-''"
*"''Oh no no! We'll help ya, Miss!''"
*"''And I'm Mari-Mario! Just Mario! We're the Mario Bros. Plumbing, and we're here to take care of all your plumbing needs!''"
*"''Thank you!''"
*"''We're takin' the kids to the next Legend of Zelda! Hoooo-ee!''"
*"''Mook?''"
*"''Oh, yes, ma'am. We're up on all the fancy new uh...thingamajigs!''"
*"''Hoooo-ee!''"
*"''Alright! I feel like I've died, and gone to heaven!''"
*"''Till next time, everybody! (*with Luigi Bob and Ellie Mae*) Do the Mario!''"

==[[Mark Twang]]==
*"''Howdy, boys! I'm Mark Twang, captain of the Ding Bell! Who are you?''"
*"''I wish I could help you boys save your princess. I'm after the Sinister Star myself. At least I was till that conniving Koopa sabotaged the Ding Bell's steam engine.''"
*"''I'm just plain sunk, boys! I'll never win my race with Koopa to be King of the River!''"
*"''We need more steam.''"
*"''Great jumping bullfrogs!''"
*"''The current's too strong, boys! We're done for!''"
*"''I can't stop her! We're doomed!''"
*"''So long, boys! It was nice knowing ya, but there's no avoiding the black pit!''"
*"''Well, only one thing to do! We'll go to the Mouth of the River.''"
*"''Not where, who! The Mouth knows everything about the river, she'll know what to do.''"
*"''The river IS goin' around the black pit! Now that's what I call super plumbing!''"
*"''But I'm afraid I've got bad news! Koopa's got too big a head start! No way we can catch him!''"
*"''The Marios jumped too fast! The paddlewheel's still turning, and I can't stop!''"
*"''Aw, shucks! Thanks, folks! Now, let's get this victory dinner rollin'!''"

==[[Mayor Fettuccine]]==
===The Pied Koopa===
*"''Times are terrible, Toad! Disaster has descended on Pasta Land's people!''"
*"''The Pied Koopa has just stolen all our children!''"
*"''Who knows?''"
*"''People of Pasta Land, we have no choice! We must give our spaghetti harvest to Koopa!''"
*"''Please rise.''"
*"''I hereby present you with the Order of the Golden Meatball for your valiant efforts in rescuing the children of Pasta Land and saving our spaghetti crop.''"
*"''Speech! Speech!''"

==[[Mermushroom]]s==
*"''Thank you, brave land-dwellers for rescuing me!''"
*"''He works for Barra-Koopa. The evil reptile is kidnapping my people and turning them into slaves!''"
*"''Barra-Koopa has imprisoned him! Please, you've got to help my people and free our king!''"'
*"''Look! Barra-Koopa's minions are forcing my people to gather all the gold coins from the sunken ship in Aqua Land!''"
*"''Hurray for the brave land-dwellers!''"
*"''We're trapped, like sardines in a can!''"
*"''(*With Mario, Luigi, Princess Toastool and Toad*) Trouters!!''"
*"''(*With Mario, Luigi, Princess Toadstool and Toad*) A Clawgrip!''"
*"''I can help! I know a secret passage to the Aqua Land dungeon! Come, I'll show you!''"
*"''Princess Toadstool and these brave plumbers have come to rescue you and help us fight bad Barra-Koopa!''"

==[[Mervin the Magician]]==
*"''Beezos begone! Abracadabra! Buzz off!''"
*"''At your service, Princess! Wait'll you see my neato magic cave and my shtick with my crystal ball!''"
*"''It was King Koopa who sent the Beezo bandits after you!''"
*"''I'll show you! Just cross your fingers that my aerial is hooked up.''"
*"''When the old king died, Koopa moved into his castle and crowned himself king!''"
*"''Yep! I looked it up in the magician's handbook.''"
*"''One special person can bounce Koopa off his throne, but first, he must pass a test no man has ever passed before.''"
*"''Whoever is to free our land, must first pull the Golden Plunger from the Sacred Sink of Cramalot!''"
*"''One thing about Cramalot...we're not chintzy! Whoever pulls out that plunger, will be crowned a real king and become powerful enough to drive Koopa away.''"
*"''Nice plumbing, hero guy! Dust off the crown and call out the town! Cramalot has a new king!''"
*"''Sorry, I had to buy batteries for my magic staff. You wouldn't believe those lines at the checkout corner.''"
*"''This is the Forest of Perpetual Night and Terrible Dangers!''"
*"''That's no ordinary plumber snake! That's Excalibur, the mightiest tool of good deeds in all of the realm!''"
*"''Mario, Excalibur has made you the most powerful crusader in all of Cramalot! Congratulations, kiddo! You must now face Koopa, and drive him from the land!''"
*"''Mario! Thanks to you and your brave buddies, Koopa has been chased from Cramalot!''"
*"''Nothing? It was plumb fantastic, and Cramalot's people want you to stay here and be the king!''"
*"''I crown you, Royal Mario!''"
*"''Your new exercise machine! Whoever becomes king of Cramalot, must be trim as a lion! No more pasta for you!''"

==[[Mikhail S. Gobrachev]]==
*"''Greetings, Mario Bros.! Enough small talk! My spies tell me, that you make best pizza in Brooklyn! I want to learn how! So impress!''"
*"''Gentlemen, please! I do not have much time! Perhaps it'll go quicker if I assisted, huh? Huh? Huh?''"
*"''Boris! Needs borscht!''"
*"''Ukrainian sour cream!''"
*"''Caviar from Mother Russia!''"
*"''Fellas, we watch exciting scenes from Legend of Zelda, then we give pizza a chance!''"
*"''Is pizza ready, comerades?''"
*"''I want to sample pizza of my own creation!''"
*"''Is not good.''"
*"''Is not good!''"
*"''Is greeeeaaaat!''"
*"''Like it? I love it! When I get home, I will open pizza shop in basement of Kremlin! Huh? I'll make a million rubles! Oho! I open my own pizza place, huh? You guys will be famous all over Russia! You are great Americans! America, is greeeeat country!''"
*"''What?''"
*"''I promise delivery in 30 days, or pizza free!''"
*"''(*with Mario and Luigi*) Do the Mario!''"

==[[Misaki]]==
*"''Hiyyyya! I, Misaki, will stop you, Karate Koopa!''"
*"''Nothing like a good workout!''"
*"''Ah, they don't make ninjas like they used to.''"
*"''No one fights like I do, but enemy of Koopa's is friend of mine!''"
*"''Yes, grasshopper! Let's hop to it!''"
*"''When training to be martial arts expert, the word 'fear' never enter vocabulary!''"
*"''One must stay focused and not let mind stray!''"
*"''Okay, Mario-san! Ah-chop-chop! You stop me!''"
*"''Do not give up hope, grasshoppers! You go with flow! Use what you know.''"
*"''I will teach you most dangerous form of karate ever invented: Plumb-Fu!''"
*"''Plumb-Fu is ancient style of fighting secretly passed down from plumber father, to plumber son. Plunge on!''"
*"''So! Luigi-san, snatch washer from my hand.''"
*"''Now, grasshoppers, you are ready. I will teach you the secrets of Plumb-Fu.''"
*"''You are sneaky scum!''"
*"''No good! Koopa's made these chains karate-proof!''"
*"''You have learned your lessons well, Mario-san.''"
*"''Plumb-Fu very effective underwater!''"
*"''Your weapons! That's what I call plumb luck!''"
*"''Let's kick some Koopa!''"
*"''You go! Leave rest of ninjas to Luigi and me! No sweat!''"
*"''Those ninjas are history! We're here to help!''"
*"''Mario-san and Luigi-san, as masters of super martial art of Plumb-Fu, I award you black belts.''"

=="Money for Morons" host==
*"''Stay tuned when next time, our super jackpot will total 35 cents!''"

==[[Mouser]]==
===Butch Mario & The Luigi Kid===
*"''No, it's just fine...and it's waiting for YOU, criminal vermin!''"
*"''Sheriff Mouser to you, you despicable villains!''"
*"''Under arrest, apprehended, and busted!''"
*"''After them, feather-brains! They're getting away!''"
*"''The varmints went zataway! Get 'em!''"
*"''If they can do it, so can I! Uh, I mean...you! PUTTYYYY CHAAAARGE!!!''"
*"''Gulp! Don't worry, Kid Koopa! I'll get every bounty hunter in ze territory after them!''"
*"''Hold it rrrright there, varmints! Reach for the sky, you varmints!''"
*"''Not now, you rat-fink! You'll get the reward later! You think I carry that much cash?''"
*"''I TOLD YOU LATER!''"
*"''Okay, which one of you plumb-scum keeps yelling he's dying of thirst?''"
*"''Tough tortellini! This is MY water! Ha ha ha!''"
*"''Hey! What're you loonies up to?''"
*"''Hey! What's the big idea?''"
*"''I'm warning you jailbirds! Don't let it happen again!''"
*"''Gimme a low shot o' louvre!''"
*"''Stop them! Stop those horse thieves!''"

===Rolling Down the River===
*"''First Mate Mouser reporting, Captain! No sign of stowaways!''"
*"''Captain! Captain!''"
*"''That's just it, sir! Twang's right behind us!''"
*"''B-b-b-black Pit Bob-Ombs?! Are you sure about that, Captain Koopa?''"

===The Great BMX Race===
*"''Looks like YOU forgot your training wheels, sewer-sap!''"
*"''Slowpokes! Losers!''"
*"''Poor plumbers went pow!''"
*"''It's turbo time!''"
*"''Anybody for a game of Ride-and-go-Boom?''"
*"''No! Call an ambulance!''"
*"''Looks like you plumbers are plumb out of luck!''"
*"''That way! After them!''"
*"''Ouch!''"

===Stars in Their Eyes===
*"''Don't be so slow! Hurry up!''"

===Toad Warriors===
*"''Cheese und crackers! How did that happen?''"
*"''King Koopa, sir, I just got word from your State Troopa! The plumbers have escaped!''"
*"''Let's go in and get 'em, boss! I'll bet we barbecued 'em!''"
*"''Come on, boss! They're not even firing back! They must be history!''"
*"''What the?''"
*"''Out of the way! Coming through!''"
*"''Jump for it, Princess! I'm gonna blow that truck off ze road!''"
*"''Not again!''"

===The Fire of Hercufleas===
*"''I know those drain-brain Marios are around here somewhere! We've must've lost 'em.''"
*"''I better report zis to his royal repulsiveness, King Koopa!''"
*"''Your most grand, majestic and not-at-all-overweight Koopa, Princess Toadstool and the Marios are near!''"
*"''Right away, oh Koopariffic one! But, don't you think we oughta save those fireballs to '''blast''' our enemies?''"

===Count Koopula===
*"''Yes, Count Koopula?''"
*"''We got rooms you'll never forget!''"
*"''Your room, miss!''"
*"''You two guys with hairy lips can stay here!''"
*"''Don't strain your brain, Toad!''"
*"''It's Mousigor to you, fungus face!''"
*"''And you're the main course!''"
*"''You are a plumber!''"
*"''Why, Toad! How you've grown!''"
*"''And I say you can!''"

===The Adventures of Sherlock Mario===
*"''Koopa Troopa's the bigmouth!''"
*"''These disguises were a great idea, boss!''"
*"''Great balls of cheese! There's the Retro Router!''"
*"''Hold still, you freaky fungus!''"
*"''The Retro Router's almost hooked up, boss!''"
*"''Gee! He knows you pretty good, boss! OW!''"

===Do You Princess Toadstool Take this Koopa...?===
*"''Oh, it will! You'll make an awesome groom, your royal repulsiveness!''"
*"''Uh, friends? What friends?''"
*"''Hold it right there, you guys! Don't we know you?''"

===The Pied Koopa===
*"''I do! Listen to this Koopagram! 'Your children are now prisoners at Koopa Castle. I will only give them back if you give me your entire spaghetti tree crop. Signed, King Koopa.' You owe him four gold coins, he sends this C.O.D.''"
*"''Right, your royal Koopaness! You want more evil!''"
*"''Right! Double the guard!''"
*"''Do I get a medal, your royal snoutfulness?''"
*"''Maybe you left your radio on!''"
*"''Hold it, drain-brains! Your music has no effect on me!''"
*"''If Koopa thinks he's putting ME in charge of those vegetable delinquents again, he's flipped!''"

===Koopenstein===
*"''I better warn his royal Koopaness that ze Marios are here!''"
*"''Dr. Koopenstein, sir?''"
*"''The Mario Bros. and Princess Toadstool are in the village!''"
*"''Brain surgery, and you are about to learn about it, ze hard way!''"
*"''Ahem! Two half-wits and a princess!''"
*"''Master, I kept Princess Toadstool from escaping!''"
*"''You heard him, Princess! You're NEVER gonna get away!''"
*"''Holy cannelloni!''"
*"''Master! The plumbers are coming and they've got your Monster Robot Troopa with them!''"
*"''Stay out of it, you! You're spoiling all our fun!''"
*"''Oh! It's a long story, your Koopaness! And you'll hate the ending!''"

===On Her Majesty's Sewer Service===
*"''They're still behind us!''"
*"''What a slice of cheesecake!''"
*"''Nine hundred and ninety-nine zillion trillion billion million and one!''"

===Mighty McMario and the Pot of Gold===
*"''It'll be your '''last''' meal once I tell King O'Koopa!''"
*"''Right here in Shamrock Land, oh carnivorous king of cunning!''"
*"''Don't just stand there, you midget-minded minions! Attack!''"
*"''Understood, oh exalted emperor of evil! Those bad luck plumbers will NEVER get by me!''"
*"''This is sooooo frustrating!''"

===The Unzappables===
*"''Oh, yeah? Well, eat Snifits, bilge-brains!''"
*"''I don't get it! We should have more holes than swiss cheese!''"
*"''Sheesh! NOW he tells us!''"
*"''Great balls of cheese! Here's the bank vault!''"
*"''What should we do with 'em, boss?''"
*"''Who is it?''"
*"''What's the password?''"
*"''It's CHEESEBALLS, ya dopes!''"
*"''That's better!''"
*"''Boy. Some people are really stupid!''"
*"''Yeah! And they're wearin' our Unzappable Hats!''"

===The Mark of Zero===
*"''That's the signal! Attack!''"
*"''What are you doing?''"
*"''They're cleaning us, El Koopitan! Let's retreat to your secret fortress one mile north of the taco stand!''"
*"''Yowch! Ouch! Ooh! Sorry, El Koopitan!''"

===The Ten Koopmandments===
*"''Your royal Koop Tutness, I'm afraid I have some bad news! Yeow!''"
*"''Gulp! Did I say 'bad news?' I meant good news! You'll give me a medal for bringing it!''"
*"''We can take that vacation cruise of the Nile!''"
*"''That's the great part! We CAN'T finish the Koopinx! We're fresh outta bricks!''"
*"''I guess this means no cruise and no medal.''"
*"''As you Koopmand, oh rancid one!''"
*"''Sheesh... There's nothing worse than that cranky Koopa.''"
*"''They're over there, boss!''"
*"''Those pepperoni plumbers freed the Mushroom People and escaped into the desert!''"
*"''Yes, oh vile and nasty- OOOOOOONE!!!''"

===Plummers Academy===
*"''With pleasure, your reptilian rottenness.''"
*"''Gee, I thought we almost had it.''"
*"''Okay, your royal Koopaness. Take a big sniff of this pepper!''"

===Princess, I Shrunk the Mario Brothers===
*"''You said it! You got it, your Koopaness!''"
*"''Okay, prisoners! Down those stairs!''"
*"''That'll be another 200 years! Get 'em!''"
*"''Move it, move it, move it! Stay in this dungeon where you- Hey! What's dripping on me? Who's doing that? Wha?''"
*"''Koopa's not gonna liiiike thiiiis!''"
*"''Hey! Watch it!''"
*"''Mommy!''"

===Escape from Koopatraz===
*"''All rise for his honor, the disonorable Judge Koopa! Here come the Koopa!''"
*"'''Mario, Luigi, Princess Toadstool and Toad, you are charged with disturbing the Koopa, plumbing without a license, and not eating your pasta.' How do you plead?''"
*"''They say guilty, your judgefulness! Just like we planned!''"
*"''500 pounds, your honor!''"
*"''Hey, it could've been life! Relax! You'll be up for parole in a century or two!''"
*"''Ouch! Ohhhh...''"
*"''Your stay will begin with a cruise across scenic Trouter Bay to the iron prison of Koopatraz! Best of all, your visit will be uninterrupted by escapes! No one has ever left this world famous maximum security dungeon alive.''"
*"''Quiet, fungus! Warden Koopa doesn't allow our prisoners to talk!''"
*"''Not you, Princess! Girls have their own cell! Looks like you have company, Gramps!''"
*"''If you need anything, just yell! Too bad no one will hear you!''"
*"''Scrub those duds, peons! Time's a-wasting!''"
*"''Then, get some more!''"
*"''Attention, Koopa Match Scrub Scum! Time to go back to your cells!''"

===Raiders of the Lost Mushroom===
*"''Rotten cheeseballs! They're bound to reach the Lost Mushroom before us!''"
*"''Geez, boss. That's stealing!''"
*"''Oh, yeah.''"
*"''I wonder what that Mushroom would make me one out of cheese?''"
*"''No!''"

===Star Koopa===
*"''Aye aye, Darth Koopa, sir! Don't worry, your great galacticness! We'll catch 'em! Ze spaceship hasn't been built zat could outrun Koop Star. Including zat bucket of old plumbing fixtures they call, The Flying Pizza!''"
*"''Tractor beam engaged, your royal spaciness!''"
*"''Back off, plumber, or I'll freeze your pipes for good!''"
*"''Aye aye, sir! 30 minutes to firing time, your royal badness!''"
*"''As you can see, Koop Star is equipped with the latest in garbage disposing technology. If I may call your attention to our flow chart, you'll see that you'll be sliced and diced here, compacted here...''"
*"''...and ejected into space here, neatly packaged in a space age biodegradable garbage pod, and never to bother us again! Have a nice day!''"
*"''The plumbers are disposed of, your vast emptiness!''"
*"''That's them now, all wrapped in a garbage pod with no place to go but down!''"
*"''16 minutes and counting, Darth Koopa, sir!''"

==[[Mouth of the River]]==
*"''You came to the right place, boys! I'm the fastest Mouth in the South, and my advice is nice! I see all, tell all, and cure your bunions to boot! When my lips flap, the River World listens!''"
*"''Take it straight from the mouth, boys! There won't be a black pit, if the river goes around it!''"
*"''You're asking me! You're the plumbers!''"
*"''No way? You're wrong! I'll tell you a way! I'm the Mouth of the River, just read my lips!''"
*"''These magic doodads are more powerful than pasta!''"
*"''Jump faster, boys! We're catchin' up to Koopa!''"
*"''Get ready to board and kick Koopa in the kisser for me!''"
*"''And don't forget me! Madame Mouth, number one know-all, river-riding roustabout of the South!''"
*"''The Mouth herself cooked this up just for you, mighty Mario! Delicious Catfish Pizza! Delightful!''"

==[[Mr. Gibbel]]==
*"''Eyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyey!''"
*"''Mario!''"
*"''Well, I was looking over our Chippie Chipmunk records, and Mario is here, is only five points away from being the Chipmunk of the Month!''"
*"''Well, Luigi. You see, he's gotta live one complete day in which he performs only, Chippie Acts of Goodness.''"
*"''Yeah, y-y-you see, performing a Chippie Act of Goodness is simply a matter of being polite, kind and considerate to others, Luigi!''"
*"''Yeah, 24 hours! Two 12s! Heheh! And don't forget, Mario, if you make it to Chipmunk of the Month, you'll get this Secret Chippie Decoder Ring!''"
*"''Okay! Good luck, Mario! See you tomorrow! Eyeyey! I know you're a chipmunk, but what am I? Haha! Eyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyey!''"
*"''Really? Workin' hard, huh? Glad to hear that. Yes.''"
*"''Eyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyey! Heheheh! So, how's that Chippie Chipmunk of the Month doing?''"
*"''Yeah! Chippie Acts of Goodness, huh? Well, uh, that's actually a part of the reason why I came over here. Uh, you see...''"
*"''Well, no, no, don't worry, Mario! You're definitely Munk of the Month! It's just that, well... You see, I took another look at your Chippie Chipmunk record and as it turns out, you actually have five more points that you need to be Munk of the Month. Not five less! Well, I've gotta be on my way! See you next week at the Secret Decoder Ring Awards Ceremony, Mario! Really, I mean I'm sorry, but that's the way it goes sometimes you do it, you know and it doesn't work out. Hey! See ya, guys!''"
*"''(*with Mario and Luigi*) Do the Mario!''"

==[[Mr. Mayor]]==
*"''Welcome, Princess Toadstool! May I present you with the key to our humble village.''"
*"''We are honored that you and your friends have come to protect us from the evil Dr. Koopenstein.''"
*"''Help! The Koopenstein Monster is attacking the village!''"
*"''Thank you for saving us. And now, your reward.''"

==[[Mrs. Gammliss]]==
*"''♪ A-E-I-O-U, A-E-I-O-U, A-E-I-O-U, and sometimes...'''Y!!!''' ♪''"
*"''♪ The children are cry-ing, the cattle is dy-ing! ♪''"
*"''♪ The creature is dying! ♪''"
*"''♪ Crying! Cryyying! Cryyyyiiiing! Crying! Cryyyiiing! Cryyyyyiiiing! ♪''"
*"''♪ Yes, Mariooooooo! ♪''"
*"''♪ I am sorry, Marioooo, but tough stuff! I must praaaactice my siiingiiiing, or my voice will nooot gooo '''STROOOOOONG!!!''' ♪''"
*"''♪ I sing, I sing, I sing... all the time, the time, the tiiiiime! ♪''"
*"''♪ I hear you, Maaaarioooooo! You boys are going craaaaazyyyyyy! You'll get shot, in the leg, my dear! ♪''"
*"''Stop! Please! Stop singing! Everything is falling apart up here!''"
*"''Okay! I'll stay away from it!''"

==[[Mrs. Periwinkle]]==
*"''Please, Luigi. Would you watch Kenneth for a couple of hours?''"
*"''Well, I would. But you see, I'm going horseback riding, and Kenneth has a mortal fear of horseback riding. He was thrown once, you know.''"
*"''How 'bout you, Mario? Would you be nice enough to fishsit?''"
*"''You know, Kenneth is so...much like the son! He's like the son I never had, actually! Except for his gills and tail. Well...Kenneth, dear? Ah, Mommy's gonna go now, and I'll be back quicker than you can say 'Glub, glub, glub!' Mario. If he wants a piggyback ride, ignore him.''"
*"''Mario! Luigi! Kenneth! I'm back!''"
*"''Where's my li'l boy- I mean, goldfish?''"
*"''Oh? Where is he?''"
*"''What? Kenneth would never leave home! He has everything a fish could ask for: three squares a day, a roof over his fin, and all the H<sub>2</sub>O he can drink!''"
*"''Has something happened to my little bite-size bundle of joy?''"
*"''Ohhhh, Kenneth! I missed you too, sweetie! Let's go home and mommy will give you a nice warm bath! Yes, I will! Oh, Mario! Thank you so much!''"
*"''Well, isn't that nice? I'm going to tell all my friends to call you whenever they need a fishsitter! Bye!''"

==[[Mugga]]==
*"''Ooga la munya!''"<br>("''He's hard to look at!''")
*"''Ugga ma mima.''"<br>("''Get a pizza for Mario''")
*"''Bunya Alley Koop a baconito nato senjuik.''"<br>("''Alley Koop has a Fire Flower, but he keeps it under heavy guard.''")

==[[Murphy]]==
*"''These days, if it weren't for bad luck, I wouldn't have any luck at all. Me pot of gold coins made Shamrock the luckiest of lands, but now we've the curse of O'Koopa.''"
*"''Here, Mario. Corn beef and cabbage cannelloni!''"
*"''Stop! Stop! It's me that's causing all the bad to happen! I'm a jinx!''"
*"''Watch out, Mario!''"
*"''Let me help!''"
*"''It's all my fault. I told ya, without me pot o' gold coins, I'm a jinx!''"
*"''See? I'm a disaster. It the Koopa curse, and you're me last hope! Oh no!''"
*"''There'll be no rainbow, Princess because the rain won't stop! Thanks to me bad luck, all of Shamrock Land will be underwater!''"
*"''It's the dungeon of Castle O'Koopa, where Koopa keeps me pot o' gold coins. Come on! Let's slip in the back way!''"
*"''I knew it. You don't want me around.''"
*"''Now what could be taking so long? They must be in trouble! Murphy to the rescue!''"
*"''Great work, lads!''"
*"''They didn't hear ya, lad! With my curse of bad luck, they probably never will!''"
*"''And get me lucky coins back! We've got to stop this bad luck rainstorm before the village is flooded!''"
*"''It worked!''"
*"''Bad luck again!''"
*"''I lost, lads! All is lost! There's just no fighting me bad luck!''"
*"''Me ol' pal Koopa! Me closest buddy!''"
*"''Me pal!''"
*"''Me gold coins!''"
*"''Aye! With me gold coins returned, the Shamrock Kingdom is safe and-and I'm no longer a jinx!''"

==[[Toad (species)|Mushroom People]]==
===Hooded Robin and His Mario Men===
*"''But we don't have anything to share no more.''"
*"''The mean old Sheriff of Koopingham up and snatched all our gold coins.''"
*"''It's a gold coin!''"

===Mario and the Red Baron Koopa===
*"''Oh no!''"
*"''Oh no!''"
*"''Oh no!''"

===The Great Gold Coin Rush===
*"''They said it's gold. Did ya hear that everybody? Gold!''"

===Elvin Lives===
*"''Cool, cool, chicky poo! Like far away and spill the beans cus I'm here to make the scene.''"
*"''What?''"
*"''He's like, uh, disappeared. Banana split. If you what's good for ya, you will too!''"

===The Provolone Ranger===
*"''Who was that masked man?''"
*"''We never even got a chance to thank him! Let alone invite him to dinner!''"

===Flatbush Koopa===
*"''Bye!''"
*"''Good-bye!''"
*"''Bye!''"
*"''Bye!''"
*"''Bye everybody!''"
*"''Bye!''"

==[[Mushroom Rebel]]==
*"''Come on Princess! Your people need you!''"
*"''Hang on!''"

==News reporter==
===Gorilla My Dreams===
*"''Just a reminder, all you plumbers and plumbettes, tonight's the big costume ball at the lovely Cesspool Ballroom!''"
*"''We interrupt with this important bulletin: a vicious gorilla has escaped from the Ding-a-Ling Brothers Circus in Brooklyn! Keep your doors locked!''"

===Captain Lou Is Missing===
*"''We interrupt this program for a news flash: World famous Cyndi Lauper announced today that world famous wrestler Lou Albano is missing! Repeat, Lou Albano is missing!''"

==[[Nicole Eggert]]==
*"''Hello?''"
*"''Well, I did! Over here!''"
*"''Hi, are you the Mario Bros.?''"
*"''Well, I'm checking the expiration date on your toothpaste, it's very important. Can I come in?''"
*"''It says right here that you two are the best plumbers in Brooklyn, and quite possibly the world.''"
*"''Good. I need my kitchen sink fixed.''"
*"''I don't really have much time. You see, I'm on my way to a party.''"
*"''Look. I really should be going.''"
*"''No, don't worry about it.''"
*"''No, really! It's okay!''"
*"''Boys, I told you not to worry about it. See, actually, this is perfect.''"
*"''Yeah! Remember how I was telling you I was going to a party?''"
*"''Well, it's a sloppy party! See, the person who dresses the sloppiest wins. You saved me a trip of picking up a costume! The sloppier, the better!''"
*"''Really!''"
*"''(with Mario and Luigi) Do the Mario!''"

==[[Ninji]]s==
===Karate Koopa===
*"''It's-a the Mario brothers!''"
*"''Stop-a them!''"

==[[Obi-Wan Cannoli]]==
*"''Naturally. I came on short notice. Fill me in, kid.''"
*"''When you can pass through a wall and see, the path to enlightenment will be clear. What are you waiting for? There's the wall! Start passing!''"
*"''When your consciousness, is in harmony with the universe, no cleaver shall blow you asunder.''"
*"''The two of you are ruining my afternoon! Those wishing to attain enlightenment should pipe down. Geez!''"
*"''The path to enlightenment will be made clear after these exciting scenes from Legend of Zelda!''"
*"''Leave it to the master! You go back! Tulio, you human wrench! There's no one in here, especially not Mario!''"
*"''Go home, and forget about wanting to pulverize Mario! You should be so lucky to get rid of your sister; she's such a pain!''"
*"''No sweat, dudes. I just make my voice echo, and sound bossy!''"
*"''Some people like Tulio, grow strong and firm like a mighty oak. Some grow round and soft, like a ripe tomato.''"
*"''You make a better-tasting sauce than Tulio. Farewell!''"
*"''(*with Mario and Luigi*) Do the Mario!''"

==[[Obi Wan Toadi]]==
*"''There is no time, Mario.''"
*"''Someone must penetrate Koop Star in a Mushroom Starfighter and disable the Birdo Ray.''"
*"''Of course.''"
*"''Are you nervous, Mario?''"
*"''This will bolster your spirits, my son.''"
*"''Remember, may the pasta be with you.''"
*"''My friend, you were wonderful. The Mushroom space colonists thank you for your bravery under fire.''"

==Old man==
*"''Last one down to the Fountain of Youth is a prune danish!''"
*"''One sip from that fountain and we'll all be 18 again!''"
*"''So did we! Look! We're grownups again! We can stay up till 10:00! Yippee!''"

==[[Outback mayor]]==
*"''Thief! Thief! It's Kangaroo Koopa! Stop him, mates!''"
*"''It's not a g'day, mates! That magic statue Koopa stole is our protection against the crocodiles! Now they'll eat everyone in town!''"
*"''This way, mates! The only safe place is out on top of our general store!''"
*"''The mate's right! The only thing that can save us now is our Magic Statue!''"
*"''You're right, Princess! It would be especially nice if those Mario mates got back before the big barbecue!''"
*"''We'd better head for higher ground, mates!''"
*"''Thanks to you, Mario mates, it's been finally a very good g'day!''"

==[[Pam Matteson]]==
*"''Oh, hi, Mario and Luigi! I've lost my little puppy Ike! Have you guys seen him?''"
*"''Oh where, oh where has my little dog gone? Oh where, oh where can he be?''"
*"''No, I just gave him a light trim.''"
*"''I'll never find my little bundle of love and affection! NEVER!!! NEVER!!!''"
*"''I feel better already! Oh, thank you boys! I've always depended on the kindness of strangers, and you sure are strange enough!''"
*"''No... It's fine! It's just that I used to love pizza. His favorite was black olive and Canadian kitten!''"
*"''It's hopeless! I'll never find my Ike! I miss him!''"
*"''Ike used to call dogs all the time. BAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!”''
*"''You really think that you can summon Ike by barking like a dog, Luigi?''"
*"''Well, he's mutt; part poodle, part basset hound, um, a little bit of country and a little bit of rock 'n' roll.''"
*"''Ike! Come to mommy! Come to mommy! Come, baby! C'mere! Yes! C'mere, baby! Yes!''"
*"''Oh, you're a doggy genius, Luigi! You got Ike back!''"
*"''Thank you, guys! I won't forget this!''"
*"''{*with Mario and Luigi*} Do the Mario!''"

==[[Patty (The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!)|Patty]]==
*"''A sad-eyed orphan. No parents, no brothers, no sisters...just me and my shadow.''"
*"''Patty...the sad-eyed orphan.''"
*"''Oh, I've been drifting for about six months now. Ya know, livin' off the land. Life is tough when you don't have any parents to love and take care of you. Nobody cares that today is my birthday!''"
*"''You mean it? With a birthday cake and party hats and noise makers and a VCR and a high definition color TV monitor?''"
*"''Uncle Mario, could I possibly get some more popcorn?''"
*"''I want it now! Or I'll start crying!''"
*"''I got it! I got it!''"
*"''We gave at the office!''"
*"''Who are you? My pre-orphan parents told me never to talk to strangers.''"
*"''Sorry, Luigi. Sorry, Mario.''"
*"''And some expensive presents in there somewhere?''"
*"''Please, dad? It's gotta last me till the end of the century.''"
*"''(with Mario and Luigi) Do the Mario!''"

==[[Patty's mother and father]]==
===Patty's mother===
*"''Oh, are you having a party? It's so festive!''"
*"''Oh, that's terrible! Patty!''"
*"''You know very well who we are! Now how could you do such a cruel thing like this to Mario and Luigi? Now apologize at once!''"

===Patty's father===
*"''Patty, there you are! Your mother and I have been worried sick about you!''"
*"''An orphan? Why, that's a new one. Last week, she was telling people we were lost in space.''"
*"''Let's not waste any more of these kind plumbers's time, dear! Patty! Patty, you get here this instant!''"
*"''Young lady, when we get home, you are going to your room till the end of the century!''"
*"''Well...okay.''"

==[[Pidgit]]s==
===Mario's Magic Carpet===
*"''Pidgit? Pidgit!''"
*"''Pidgit pidgit pidgit pidgit!''"

==[[Pietro]]==
*"''Someone from the past! You don't remember me?''"
*"''Come on! Mario! Mario! Come on! Luigi! You don't recognize me? You don't see the family resemblance?''"
*"''I'm the son no one ever mentioned for fear of bringing grief to our dear Mama! I'm your long-lost brother, Pietro!''"
*"''She was ashamed of me! I was the black sheep of the family! Against her wishes, I left home when yous guys was little bambinos! That's why...I've made my way around the world, but I miss my family... I miss you, Mario... I miss you... Luigi... I miss the family business! That's why I've come back to take over the whole Mario Brothers Plumbing business!''"
*"''Rigati!''"
*"''There is no birthmark on Mario's knee! It's on his big toe! And Luigi, you remember you had a little teddy bear called Mr. Tough! See? I know! I know! It's so good to be back with my family! I can't wait to sell the business...so that we can spend more time together, eh? Here!''"
*"''Haha! There! That's everything! In my opinion, we could sell the fixtures tomorrow, and the rest of the stuff, by the end of the week! And then we split the money in half: 70/30!''"
*"''Alright! 30 for you, and 70 for me!''"
*"''That's $300,000 a piece! Well, so long!''"
*"''I just remembered! I'm not your long-lost brother, okay? I got all that information about you guys from the who's who of plumbing! I just needed a little extra cash! Well, ah... Good luck! Have fun paying your taxes!''"
*"''(*with Mario and Luigi*) Do the Mario!''"

==[[Pine]]==
*"''Koopa stole everyone's wood and all the villagers are frozen.''"
*"''Lady, we don't even have a minute's supply of wood here!''"
*"''Well the firewood we took back from Koopa should be enough to keep the Mushroom People cozy '''all''' winter long!''"

==[[Pokey]]s==
===Butch Mario & The Luigi Kid===
*"''10,000 gold pieces? I'm taking you crooks to jail and that there gold to the bank!"''
*"''You? Ha! I'll show you dangerous."''

===The Provolone Ranger===
*"''Caught in a needle lock!"''
*"''I've been busted!"''
*"''The Provolone Ranger! He's coming for you Billy, and I'm rolling outta here!"''

==[[Prince Pompadour]]==
*"''Rotunda, you're the most beautiful creature in the Kingdom. Marry me!''"

==[[Princess Peach|Princess Toadstool]]==
===The Bird! The Bird!===
*"''Oh no! Poor Toad! Bring him back, you dimwitted Birdo!''"
*"''Look! The Birdo took Toad to the highest peak!''"
*"''Please, Mario! Toad saved my life a hundred times! We've GOT to save his!''"
*"''Oh no! We'll never save Toad now!''"
*"''Pasta power!''"
*"''I just hope we can reach Toad before something terrible happens to him!''"
*"''Oh no! King Koopa must have found us!''"
*"''Not good enough. Those other Albatoss are up to something!''"
*"''We're trapped! Now how do we save Toad?''"
*"''Look! A Fire Flower!''"
*"''No, it's magic! If you can reach it, you can become a Super Mario, and get special fire power that can destroy King Koopa's evil helpers!''"
*"''Look!''"
*"''It's a baby Birdo, Luigi, and it needs our help! It's frozen inside the ice!''"
*"''Do you think his mommy is the one who took Toad?''"
*"''Toad! Are you alright?''"
*"''Toad! Do you know where his mommy is?''"
*"''King Koopa? Where?''"
*"''Don't worry, Mario! We'll beat 'em without super powers!''"
*"''(with Mario, Luigi, and Toad) WORMS?!''"

===King Mario of Cramalot===
*"''I sure hope Mervin the Magician can help me free my people from the evil King Koopa!''"
*"''With magic like that, you must be Mervin the Magician!''"
*"''Is there anything we can do to help?''"
*"''Isn't this exciting, Mario? We're gonna crown you king!''"
*"''Oh no! We're trapped!''"
*"''We've gotta get outta here!''"
*"''This time, it looks like we're done for! If only Mervin were here!''"
*"''Mervin, where have you been?''"
*"''Where are we?''"
*"''AND his plumber's helpers!''"
*"''Here come the Koopa Troopas!''"
*"''There! That's the last of THOSE grimy green good-for-nothings!''"
*"''He's escaping into a Warp Zone!''"

===Butch Mario & The Luigi Kid===
*"''MARIO! LUIGI! HELP!''"
*"''I'll leave the crawling to YOU, you repulsive reptile!''"
*"''HELP ME''" - from the smoke that appears in the abandoned mineshaft
*"''We're free! How can I thank you?''"
*"''Seven?''"

===Mario's Magic Carpet===
*"''Guys, control yourselves! We've got to ignore all these mirages or we'll NEVER find Aladdin's Lamp!''"
*"''A swimming pool? Where? Whoopee!''"
*"''Whoa no!''"
*"''It's a palace! With a slip-top roof!''"
*"''Where are we, and who are you?''"
*"''Me join a harem? Oh, give me a break! Harems are from the stupid olden days!''"
*"''HEEEELP!!!''"
*"''Where are you taking me?''"
*"''You'll never get away with this!''"
*"''Achoo! Uhhh, it was just me. Achoo! Uhhh, I guess this high altitude is uh...giving me a teeny cold.''"
*"''Oh no! Quicksand!''"
*"''HELP!!! HELP!!!''"
*"''HELP!!! HELP!!! HELP!!!''"
*"''Thanks, guys! That sand was the pits!''"
*"''How about a carpet cleaner?''"

===Rolling Down the River===
*"''Oh no! Toad! It's you!''"
*"''You might as well give up, Koopa!''"
*"''Black Pit Bob-Ombs?! Oh, I don't like the sound of that!''"
*"''You saved the Ding Bell!''"
*"''Yay, Marios!''"
*"''Thanks, Mario! Thanks, Luigi!''"
*"''Don't worry, Mario! We'll think of something!''"
*"''Let's get this showboat off the road!''"
*"''(with Mario, Luigi, and Toad) To Mark Twang, King of the River! Long may he reign!''"

===The Great Gladiator Gig===
*"''The emperor must be a wonderful man! I can't wait to meet him!''"
*"''I'll bet no one tries to sneak in without a ticket!''"
*"''Wonderful! I wanna thank him for being so kind to the Mushroom orphans! Nice to meet you, Your Majesty!''"
*"''King Koopa!''"
*"''A spaghetti dinner to help orphaned Mushrooms indeed! Wait until Mario and Luigi find out about THIS!''"
*"''I think you are the most evil despicable reptilian individual I've EVER known!''"
*"''It's awful! Just awful!''"
*"''Your champion looks dizzy, Koopa!''"
*"''And now you've gotta let them go!''"
*"''But you promised!''"
*"''And we've made more than enough money to build the orphanage!''"

===Mario and the Beanstalk===
*"''I could hock my jewels!''"
*"''I could mortgage this college!''"
*"''Well, you're all brilliant people! You make a suggestion!''"
*"''We sell the Royal Cow.''"
*"''Nonsense, Toad. I need you here, and who could possibly mess up a simple thing like selling a cow for cash?''"
*"''You sold the cow for WHAT?!''"
*"''I can't believe this! You traded the Royal Cow for a handful of bean seeds?''"
*"''Well, they're not! And I'm allergic to garbanzo bean seeds!''"
*"''Let's hope! Meanwhile, we'd all better get some sleep.''"
*"''Appeal to that used cow salesman's sense of decency, Toad! Tell him this is a time when we just can't be cheated!''"
*"''What's wrong? Why don't you-''"
*"''How's that?''"
*"''And somebody awful big lives here!''"
*"''It's King Koopa! He's turned himself into a giant!''"
*"''You guys! I'll go first!''"
*"''(with Toad) Oh no!''"
*"''It's hideous! With this kind of money, Koopa can rule forever!''"
*"''Oh no! Look! Koopa found we're missing and summoned his Hoopsters!''"
*"''The orphanage is safe!''"

===Love 'Em and Leave 'Em===
*"''But, ho-how could we rob them? They're growing wild!''"
*"''Yes! Take them!''"
*"''That wasn't water! It was a love potion!''"
*"''And we're gonna make sure that doesn't happen! We're bustin' outta here!''"
*"''GUARD! GUARD! MY FRIENDS HAVE ESCAPED!''"
*"''Now!''"
*"''Hurry! We have to save Mario before he gets smothered with affection!''"
*"''Come on! I have a great idea!''"
*"''We've gotta get the Queen to fall in love with someone else!''"
*"''You got it!''"
*"''Add one spring mistletoe, one ripe artichoke heart, and one Fat Boys record!''"

===The Great BMX Race===
*"''TOAD!!!''"
*"''But Toad CAN'T pay you! Koopa took all our money!''"
*"''Yaaaaay, Marios!''"
*"''There's only one despicable creature who COULD stop 'em now, and he's probably miles away!''"
*"''Oh no! Oh no! Koopa's here! We've gotta check this out!''"
*"''So this is one of Koopa's conniving cons!''"
*"''Here we come, Toad! We've gotta get out of there and stop 'em!''"
*"''Hey! Mario! Luigi! Stop!''"
*"''They must have dust in their ears!''"
*"''Koopa, you're a disgusting double-crossing meanie!''"
*"''They're safe!''"
*"''Yes! Mario and Luigi really need our help!''"
*"''It's worth a try...''"
*"''Now to help Mario and Luigi!''"
*"''Hope you don't mind if we'd borrow your bike!''"
*"''Guys! You've been tricked! This race was one of Koopa's traps!''"

===Stars in Their Eyes===
*"''We've lost our supplies!''"
*"''That wasn't such a bad landing, but now we're floating away!''"
*"''We can only hope Astro Mouser hasn't alerted Koopa's Troopas!''"
*"''Maybe we should've disguised ourselves as moon rocks!''"
*"''(*with Mario, Luigi, and Toad*) Moon Man Koopa?! Oh no!''"
*"''The poor Quirks! I could just cry for them!''"
*"''But we can't leave you chained like this!''"
*"''I can't look! They did that to save us!''"
*"''We can't leave the poor Quirks like that!''"
*"''Sorry, Mario. But we've got no choice!''"
*"''Oh no! The poor Quirks! Koopa will enslave them for good!''"

===Jungle Fever===
*"''Oh, Mario! You just ate three guavas, four breadfruit and two bananas!''"
*"''Good enough to fix a potion that will rid my kingdom of Koopa forever!''"
*"''It's just the other side of this scraggly line!''"
*"''That's what it says on the map. Georges Gorge, three miles deep.''"
*"''Actually, that big one is practically in our laps!''"
*"''Is everybody alright?''"
*"''Well, don't just stand there scratching! Koopa's gonna beat us to this witch doctor's village!''"
*"''Mario! Luigi! We've got to stop him!''"
*"''Hurry, Butterfingers! You've gotta find an antidote to save my friends!''"
*"''Then I guess I'll have to go by myself and get him out of Koopa's clutches!''"
*"''I just hope I can find the witch doctor before Koopa makes him do something terrible! Oh no! What's that?''"
*"''Butterfingers! What are you doing here?''"
*"''Thanks, Butterfingers!''"
*"''C'mon!''"
*"''Shhhh!''"
*"''Being nice to you is the last thing I'll EVER do!''"
*"''Dr. Sheldon, that's not a turn-me-into-a-rock potion!''"
*"''What about my friends, Dr. Sheldon? Can you cure them?''"
*"''Does it really cure the itch?''"

===Brooklyn Bound===
*"''HEEEEEELP!!!''"
*"''Mario! Well, you should've told me! If you're that homesick, we'll find some way to get you back to your own people!''"
*"''Wait! That could be dangerous!''"
*"''You've gotta help him so you can all get back to Brooklyn!''"
*"''No, my people need me! But this is your big chance to go home, and I want you to take it.''"
*"''I mean it, Mario! You've already helped me more than I deserve. Go home.''"
*"''Yay! Yay! Bravo! Hip hip hooray! Whoa! Way to go! Woohoo!''"
*"''That's molten lava!''"
*"''Yes, you can, Mario! Think positive!''"
*"''Yay, Mario!''"
*"''Way to go, Mario!''"
*"''No way, Mario! You belong back in your own land! I order you to go!''"
*"''Goodbye, guys! I'll miss you!''"
*"''Goodbye, Mario! Goodbye, Luigi! Thanks for trying to save my kingdom!''"
*"''You won't get away with this!''"
*"''Mario!''"
*"''Mario! Luigi! You came back!''"

===Toad Warriors===
*"''Goodbye!''"
*"''They're coming! We must hold them off until my friends arrive!''"
*"''We need help!''"
*"''Mario! Toad! Luigi! If you can hear me, we need help, and fast!''"
*"''Quick! Get some mattresses!''"
*"''My heroes!''"
*"''Come on, guys! King Koopa and his men will be swarming all over us any minute now! We have to decoy him away so the rebels can escape!''"
*"''Yes we do! A tanker full of spaghetti sauce! Mario, you'll drive the truck, and I'll go with you. You, Luigi, are going to be our eyes in the sky!''"
*"''You, Luigi, you'll be piloting the helicopter.''"
*"''Show Luigi to fly the heli- (gasp) ...copter! And make it quick!''"
*"''Good work, Toad! With that Star, you can do anything! You can be the Toad Warrior!''"
*"''Let's go! Hit the road, Toad!''"
*"''Just keep going! I'll take care of Racer Rat!''"
*"''That's what YOU think! Yo!''"
*"''Ha-ha! Yay! Yo-ho! Way to go!''"
*"''We got 'em all, Mario! Every single one of Koopa's State Troopas! But what about King Koopa?''"
*"''Thank you, my friends! You saved my people again! There will be spaghetti sauce for everyone!''"
*"''Wait! Mario!''"
*"''You got it alright!''"

===The Fire of Hercufleas===
*"''Mouser!''"
*"''I gotcha! We're statues!''"
*"''That's no way to stay healthy. Are you sure '''he''' can help us?''"
*"''They're stealing the Great Balls of Fire!''"
*"''Magic? A potion?''"
*"''TOAD!!!''"
*"''He's okay! Toad grabbed a magic Fire Flower!''"
*"''They're history!''"
*"''Next time I need a hero, I know where I'll look!''"

===Count Koopula===
*"''Ooooh, I'm freezing! When are we gonna find a place to sleep?''"
*"''Grab him, Luigi! Pull! Pull!''"
*"''Oh no! Look where it's going!''"
*"''Thank you!''"
*"''Where is everybody? Why's the door locked?''"
*"''{*with Mario and Toad*} Spiders!''"
*"''Aha! A Magic Piranha Plant! This'll take care of those spiders!''"
*"''Hey, guys! Look! Koopa's up to something weird!''"
*"''Those spiders were bad enough, but I can't stand Wereturtles!''"
*"''HEEEELP!!!''"
*"''Maybe we can sneak past them.''"
*"''RUN FOR IT!!!''"
*"''But I '''hate''' tomatoes!''"
*"''Brotherhood? But I'm a girl!''"
*"''I'm sure glad to be saying ciao to Turtlevania!''"

===Pirates of Koopa===
*"''Great time for a snack, everyone! ...Except for the storm coming.''"
*"''Go soak your head, you silly Troopa!''"
*"''Hey! Let go of me, you rotten reptile! Help!''"
*"''You promised not to harm my friends if I came willingly!''"
*"''I'm really not dressed for the occasion! I left my best gown back in the castle!''"
*"''Sorry to disappoint you, but I don't fit in with this kind of crowd!''"
*"''You're disgusting, Koopa! Mean, cruel-hearted, vicious and uncivilized!''"
*"''Take that, you blackhearted pirate!''"
*"''We sure sent Blackbeard Koopa sailing!''"

===Two Plumbers and a Baby===
*"''Fountain of Youth?''"
*"''So THAT'S what Koopa's up to!''"
*"''How terrible!''"
*"''HELP!!!''"
*"''(as a baby) Baby like water!''"
*"''(as a baby) Goo goo ga wee!''"
*"''(as a baby) More bouncy! More bouncy, Uncle Luigi!''"
*"''(as a baby) Ooh fun! More bouncy! More bouncy!''"
*"''(as a baby) Tweet tweet tweet!''"
*"''(as a baby) Goo goo ga ga ga! Goo goo goo goo!''"
*"''(as a baby) Bouncy bouncy bouncy!''"
*"''(as a baby) Gootchie gootchie!''"
*"''(as a baby) Uncle Mario play mud pie! Me play too!''"
*"''(as a baby) I like you, Uncle Mario! You fun!''"
*"''(as a baby) Uncle Mario, Uncle Mario! See the fishies play!''"
*"''(as a baby) Pretty pretty!''"
*"''(as a baby) Pretty pretty! Baby want you!''"
*"''Wow! I forgot being a kid was so tough!''"
*"''If you guys ever give up plumbing, you'd sure make great babysitters!''"

===The Adventures of Sherlock Mario===
*"''Herlock Solmes said he'd meet us at this street at midnight! Maybe he can help us free our people from the evil Koopa!''"
*"''It's Herlock Solmes's hat and magnifying glass?''"
*"''So, this is Herlock Solmes's famous home on Bonkers Street.''"
*"''I'll bet HE kidnapped Solmes!''"
*"''And his plumber's helpers!''"
*"''You better let us go, Professor Koopiarity...or else!''"
*"''What're we gonna do?!''"
*"''Then down the hatch!''"
*"''Let's clobber these Koopa clodhoppers!''"
*"''Look! The water's draining back in the sewers!''"

===Do You Princess Toadstool Take this Koopa...?===
*"''Uh, Toad? Take it easy!''"
*"''No!''"
*"''Oh no! Poor Toad!''"
*"''Oh no... Please, let them go! I-I'll do anything you want, King Koopa! Anything!''"
*"''Marry '''you?'"''''
*"''Okay, okay! I'll do it!''"
*"''If you promise to free the Marios and restore Toad and my Mushroom People to life!''"
*"''Okay... It's a deal.''"
*"''You're not getting married, period!''"
*"''You haven't released Toad and my Mushroom People like you promised!''"
*"''Well? What are you waiting for? Set my people free!''"
*"''You don't wanna know.''"
*"''But what kind of princess would I be if I didn't save my people, or try to free Mario and Luigi?''"
*"''Oh, Toad... Goodbye, Toad! Goodbye, my people! Goodbye and good luck!''"
*"''A... A honeymoon?''"
*"''Okay... Gulp. Alright... I-''"
*"''You doublecrossing fibber! I'll never marry you, ever! Someday, you'll get what you deserve!''"

===The Pied Koopa===
*"''Oh no! How terrible!''"
*"''They're attacking us from the sky!''"
*"''But Koopa doesn't know we're here! All we have to do is sneak up there, and rescue the captured children!''"
*"''And those Trouters look terribly hungry! Look how high these handcuffs are! This dungeon must get a lot of tall prisoners!''"
*"''Going down!''"
*"''There! Getting down was fun!''"
*"''Now that we're safe, Mario, we have to rescue those captured children!''"
*"''What are you talking about, Mario?''"
*"''Follow me, kids! And hurry!''"

===Koopenstein===
*"''Thank you, Mr. Mayor!''"
*"''We'll do our best!''"
*"''Don't you ever think about anything but food?''"
*"''Leave them alone or I'll...I'll...I'll...do something!''"
*"''Let's get out of here!''"
*"''I demand you let me go, you big bully! Immediately, if not sooner!''"
*"''Wait! Don't hurt them!''"
*"''No one, Mario! It's a swiss cheese pizza!''"

===On Her Majesty's Sewer Service===
*"''Sorry, Mario, but I didn't ask you here for lunch.''"
*"''This is the secret entrance to Super Spy Headquarters! With James Blonde turned to stone, you're the only two who can stop Koopfinger!''"
*"''Yes, and I'm officially appointing you to her majesty's secret service!''"
*"''What's happening?''"
*"''Look! Koopfinger's breaking inside! This must be the terrible scheme James Blonde tried to warn us about!''"

===Mario and Joliet===
*"''We've gotta find my friend Joliet! Maybe she can tell us what this feud is about!''"
*"''Joliet! What's going on up there?''"
*"''Well, as their official Princess, maybe I can do something to stop this!''"
*"''I want Romano and Joliet's fathers, front and center!''"
*"''Your two children love each other and want to get married!''"
*"''By royal decree, I order this feud ended! Romano and Joliet are going to be married! Now shake on it!''"
*"''(*with Mario, Luigi, and Toad*) Koopa!''"
*"''Come on!''"
*"''How are we ever going to get across?''"
*"''Nah! I knew a Troopa who would lift '''three''' dumbbells!''"
*"''We will escape! Look! Joliet's bridal bouquet is made of Fire Flowers!''"
*"''Way to go, Super Mario!''"
*"''I now pronounce you, man and wife!''"
*"''I always cry at weddings!''"

===Too Hot to Handle===
*"''Oh no! Waki-Waki's cracking up! Help!''"
*"''Oh, thanks, Mario! That was nearly the end of me!''"
*"''Let go of me!''"
*"''You're making a big mistake!''"
*"''You rotten reptile! You're disgusting!''"
*"''You're not as smart as you think you are, Koopa!''"
*"''Watch out, Toad!''"
*"''HEEEEEELP!!!''"
*"''Oh no! The tunnel ends!''"
*"''What's he saying?''"

===Hooded Robin and His Mario Men===
*"''Hooded Robin? They think we're someone else!''"
*"''Oh, you poor child!''"
*"''We'll help you get your gold back! Right, guys?''"
*"''There!''"
*"''Robin! Be careful!''"
*"''No! Stop right here!''"
*"''There's our escape route! I'll throw that flask of magic potion at the wall!''"
*"''How about a Fry'''gal'''?''"
*"''Just wait and see!''"
*"''Robin, can you do a girl's voice?''"
*"''Relax! You guys look great!''"

===20,000 Koopas Under the Sea===
*"''And it's not done munching! Let's get outta here!''"
*"''Koopa!''"
*"''Stop! Wait! Hold on! There's the monster you have to REALLY watch out for: Koopa Stoopa!''"
*"''Well, uh... We could...maybe...uh...''"
*"''Don't worry, Captain! They've got what it takes! I hope...''"
*"''It's...it's a submarine!''"
*"''So YOU'RE behind the attacks on Happy Harbor!''"
*"''I don't know which is worse! Peeling onions, or knowing Happy Harbor is wrecked!''"
*"''You made it!''"
*"''There's no way out!''"
*"''Don't worry, Captain! The Marios will take the wind outta his sails!''"
*"''Hooray!''"

===Mighty McMario and the Pot of Gold===
*"''It's only a rainstorm, Murphy. When it stops, there'll be a beautiful rainbow!''"
*"''Don't cry! We'll get back your pot of gold coins!''"
*"''But someone has to stay and guard the secret passage!''"
*"''Come on! We've gotta get out of here!''"
*"''You'll never win, you repulsive reptile! Mario will find a way to defeat you!''"
*"''Hurry, Mario!''"
*"''You did it, Mario!''"
*"''Murphy, it's a rainbow!''"

===Mario Meets Koop-zilla===
*"''Whoever eats it doubles their size and strength!''"
*"''(with Mario and Luigi) Koop-zilla?!''"
*"''It's an honor to meet one of the world's greatest scientists: Dr. T. Garden.''"
*"''Tell us, doctor! How can Koopa get to be so humongous?''"
*"''Mario! We can't let Koop-zilla ruin this city! We have to do something!''"
*"''And not a sec too soon! Look!''"
*"''Look out! Koop-zilla's escaped!''"
*"''Mario! Luigi! Hurry!''"
*"''We better do something fast, or you can say "goodbye" to Sayonara!''"
*"''Look! It's working!''"
*"''Done what?''"
*"''Get ready! When Koop-zilla's closer, we'll give him an injection of Super Sushi Shrinker!''"
*"''Look! He's escaping into a Warp Zone!''"
*"''Yes, but Sayonara's seen the last of him and his Koopa-crazy conquest.''"
*"''It was our pleasure!''"

===Koopa Klaus===
*"'''NORTH POLE, 5 MILES AS THE REINDEER FLIES'''"
*"''Well, it is Christmas time, Mario.''"
*"''Actually, Toad, I've got something I wanted to give to you.''"
*"''Merry Christmas, Toad! After all your hints, I decided to give you just what you wanted!''"
*"''Look! Up in the sky!''"
*"''Don't you care if '''we're''' alright, Toad?''"
*"''I guess your present means more to you than we do!''"
*"''We've got to save Santa!''"
*"''We're too late! Koopa Klaus has frozen Santa's workshop!''"
*"''We have to get past those Flurries!''"
*"''We've gotta go in after him!''"
*"''The whole world will look pretty dark without Christmas!''"
*"''I can't believe you would do that, Koopa! Doesn't Christmas mean anything to you?''"
*"''I wonder how long it'll be till the workshop thaws out?''"
*"''You got your present, Toad. But no one else is going to get theirs. Santa's toys are frozen.''"
*"''Look! The spirit of Christmas giving is touching everything!''"

===Mario and the Red Baron Koopa===
*"''Oh! Oh no! Snow! Look! Oh!''"
*"''This is terrible! What are we going to do?''"
*"''Think of those poor freezing Pasta Land people, and keep climbing!''"
*"''Look out!''"
*"''C'mon, you guys! We gotta stop that stupid Koopa before the Pasta Land people turn into Mushroomsicles!''"
*"''It's not invisible! They're crashing! Well, what can we catch them with?''"
*"''Get it, quick!''"
*"''Let's get under him! Left! No! To the right!''"
*"''Control tower to Captain Luigi! You're clear for takeoff!''"
*"''Luigi, if we don't do this now, the weather won't ever be safe and the Pasta people will lose their kingdom!''"
*"''They stopped the snow! Pasta Land's safe!''"
*"''In honor of your heroism, and for riding the skies of Koopa, Lakitu, and the Wicked Weather Satellite, the Pasta Land people bestow upon you the rank of...Pasta Land Heroes!''"

===The Unzappables===
*"''I wonder why they call this place Crime Land? Everything seems peaceful to me.''"
*"''I bet those crooks are working for Al Koopone!''"
*"''And if we're gonna catch him, we gotta find out what his next caper's gonna be!''"
*"''You mean you'll tell us?''"
*"''Take this, Koopa creepos!''"
*"''You better let us go, Al Koopone, if you know what's good for you!''"
*"''Come on! Let's knock that Koopa for a loopa!''"
*"''(with Mario, Luigi, and Toad) Cheeseballs!''"
*"''Look! It's the hatcheck room!''"
*"''Now '''we're''' the unzappables!''"
*"''I don't understand it! Where's Mario? We've looked all over!''"
*"''(with Luigi and Toad) To what?''"

===Bad Rap===
*"''I'll bet Koopa's gonna get that gold!''"
*"''We'll sneak you inside and surprise that Koopa fool!''"
*"''Uh oh, boys, we made a mistake!''"
*"''Let go of me, you Troopa bum!''"
*"''Alright, nice shot, Mario!''"
*"''Koopa, your rap's rotten, just like you!''"
*"''Toad, you're the best! Thank you! Thank you!''"
*"''Yes!''"
*"''In the end, Koopa's gone! And Rap Land's got a brand new song!''"

===The Mark of Zero===
*"''Look! A taco stand!''"
*"''It's Zero!''"
*"''El Koopitan got Zero!''"
*"''This is awful! El Koopitan has taken everything from these poor people!''"
*"''We did it!''"
*"''Your idea worked, Mario!''"
*"''And with the real Zero free again, the Mushroom peasants won't have to live in fear of El Koopitan!''"
*"''(*with Mario, Luigi, and Toad*) You're Zero?!''"

===The Ten Koopmandments===
*"''Look! It's Koopa's Ten Koopmandments!''"
*"''C'mon! We've gotta free the Mushroom People from Koopa's terrible Koopmandments!''"
*"''Not all of them!''"
*"''Where are the other villagers?''"
*"''What are we gonna do?''"
*"''Let's give these Koopa Droopas a taste of pasta power!''"
*"''I'm warning you, Koop Tut! Let my Mushrooms go!''"
*"''It sure is spooky in here!''"
*"''(*with Mario, Luigi, and Toad*) A Phanto!''"
*"''C'mon! Let's fix that phony pharaoh and free the Mushroom People!''"
*"''Somehow, we gotta get the Mushroom People across to safety.''"
*"''Well, we've freed the Mushroom People and defeated Koop Tut! What should we do for an encore?''"

===The Koopas are Coming! The Koopas are Coming!===
*"''Freedom for all Mushrooms! I like that!''"
*"''You are wicked and depraved, Koopa!''"
*"''Look out!''"
*"''Fire Flower for fire power, Mario!''"
*"''You're a nice little fellow! Do your stuff!''"
*"''Here comes Luigi's horse!''"
*"''Unless?''"
*"''It's never been done in Winter!''"
*"''Are you feeling okay?''"
*"''Could you be more specific, General?''"
*"''Ohhhhh...''"

===The Trojan Koopa===
*"''The Mario Brothers WILL save me! And they'll wipe off that reptile smile right off your rotten face!''"
*"''Wow!''"
*"''Toad! I knew you guys would save me!''"
*"''Yes, I will! My friends will never give up!''"
*"''The Marios will would never just give up!''"
*"''I can't believe it! The Marios and Toad wouldn't just leave me like this... Would they?''"
*"''Oh no! I wish I could help my friends! I wish I could! I wish I might! Wish upon a falling Star...man! That's it!''"
*"''Fear not, my friends! It's Princess T. to the rescue!''"
*"''You bully brothers don't bother me!''"
*"''Time to say bye-bye to the Shyguys!''"
*"''And thanks to some wonderful friends who don't give up!''"
*"''How are we gonna get off the island?''"

===Quest for Pizza===
*"''Quick! Pick him up! We gotta get outta here!''"
*"''It's Mugga the Medicine Woman! Maybe she can help Mario!''"
*"''Look! It's Mario!''"
*"''Luigi, it's you!''"
*"''But, Luigi, there aren't any pizza parlors here.''"
*"''We'll have to make our own!''"
*"''Hurry, Luigi! We need milk to make cheese for Mario's pizza!''"
*"''Cook it quick! Mario needs that pizza!''"
*"''It's a Fire Flower!''"
*"''What's that about a bacon and tomato sandwich?''"
*"''Caveboy, you said the Fire Flower was just up this hill five hills ago!''"
*"''What was that about pancakes and maple syrup?''"
*"''Super work, Super Luigi!''"
*"''What was that about a banana split?''"

===The Great Gold Coin Rush===
*"''They're getting closer!''"
*"''Oh! I'm sorry! Are you OK, Luigi?''"
*"''Maybe it's a way outta here!''"
*"''Why, this is the lost gold coin mine!''"
*"''Uh, Mario? Where exactly are we headed?''"
*"''Oh no! Koopa's captured Toad and the miners! What do we do?''"
*"''But...where is everyone?''"
*"''What a rat! Koopa's turned Toad and the Mushroom miners into slaves! We've got to put a stop to this!''"
*"''You sure this is the way to the Fire Flower mine?''"
*"''No time for eating, Mario! Here's all the Fire Flowers you'll ever need!''"
*"''Please, Mario! Get super now, eat later!''"
*"''That's the way, Mario-''"
*"''Help! Marios! Save me!''"
*"''HEEEEEELP!!!''"
*"''If we make it to that siding first, we can get ahead of Koopa, and stop him the hard way!''"

===Elvin Lives===
*"''We really need to find someone. Can you help us?''"
*"''Koopa is king? What happened to Elvin Parsley?''"
*"''Be '''your''' steady? Never! No way! Forget it you filthy-''"
*"''Groove on that, Mr. King of Kool!''"
*"''And there's the place to start looking! Elvin's mansion: Parsley Land!''"
*"''Why, it's Elvin's blue suede shoes! He wore them everywhere!''"
*"''I knew Koopa was behind this! He kidnapped Elvin!''"
*"''That's Koopa's hideout, alright!''"
*"''Oh no! He's been turned into stone!''"
*"''Oh, I see! If I put you on Elvin's feet, the king will live again!''"
*"''You can stop looking so smug, Koopa! Mario and Luigi will save me!''"
*"''And you got trouble!''"
*"''Yay, Marios! Get me outta here!''"
*"''Oh no!''"
*"''(*with Luigi and Toad*) NO!''"

===Plummers Academy===
*"''Yow! Put me down, you scaly scum!''"
*"''I'll buy you a new one.''"
*"''We'll get it back, Mario.''"
*"''Didn't you guys learn anything in the Plumbing Academy? 'When the plumbing gets tough, the tough get plumbing!'''"
*"''Well, get to it!''"
*"''Don't you feel good now that you have it back?''"

===Karate Koopa===
*"''We're outnumbered!''"
*"''NOOOOOOO!!!''"
*"''Enjoy your evil kicks now, Koopa, but they won't last!''"
*"''You'd better set us free, Koopa, before the Mario Bros. come after you!''"
*"''Mario! Luigi! They're sunk, Toad! And so are we.''"
*"''Don't worry! He won't get away with it! I've been loosening our ropes!''"
*"''Let me go, you repulsive reptile! HEEEEEELP!!!''"
*"''He's getting away into that Warp Zone!''"

===Mario of the Apes===
*"''They're heading deeper into the jungle! C'mon, guys! We've got to save Mario!''"
*"''What kind of horrible jungle beast is that?''"
*"''Luigi! Toad! Look out!''"
*"''I see Mario! We're saved!''"
*"''Mario, have you lost your memory? You're not Marzan!''"
*"''There's some weird monkey business going on in this jungle!''"
*"''It's no use! We've lost Mario! We'll never catch up with him!''"
*"''There's only one way to find out!''"
*"''You're doing fine, Luigi! Toad! Toss us another plumber's helper!''"
*"''Do we have enough to reach the top?''"
*"''We're not trick-or-treaters! We're friends of Mari- I mean, Marzan!''"
*"''It's that creep Koopa! And his shifty Shyguys, too!''"
*"''Oh no! Don't tell me Mario thinks he's Marzan again!''"

===Princess, I Shrunk the Mario Brothers===
*"''Mario, Luigi, are you okay?''"
*"''And uh...who are you?''"
*"''Yay! Hooray! Yay! Yay!''"
*"''Hmm... I think if we follow that terrible stink, it'll lead us to the biggest stinker of all: Koopa!''"
*"''There goes the Mario Bros. Th-th-th-they're shrinking!''"
*"''Give it up, Koopa! You'll never catch the Mario Bros.!''"
*"''Run!''"
*"''C'mon, guys! Rock 'n' roll!''"

===Little Red Riding Princess===
*"''There's the village! And that's Pine the woodcutter's cottage! Gramma's place is just over the river and through these woods! Oh, I can't wait!''"
*"''Hello? Hello? Pine? Anybody home?''"
*"''Quick, Mario! We have to build a fire and melt these Mushrooms!''"
*"''Koopa! Are you the heartless slime who froze the poor woodcutter?''"
*"''Ohhhhh... That crud Koopa! If he's done anything to Gramma... Oh my Mushroom! Gramma! I've gotta get to Gramma's before it's too late!''"
*"''You guys have to stay here! You have to chop wood, and defrost the Mushroom villagers!''"
*"''Who's afraid of a big bad wolf?''"
*"''I've gotta get some wood to Gramma before she freezes! That Koopa is a cold, callous wolf!''"
*"''Poor Gramma doesn't sound too good.''"
*"''Hello, Grandmother! My, what a strange voice you have!''"
*"''Gramma. What a big snout you have!''"
*"''Oh my Mushroom, Gramma! What sharp teeth you have!''"
*"''You should be ashamed of yourself, breaking in here and wearing my grandmother's clothes!''"
*"''Let's see how great my basket of goodies looks on you!''"
*"''You give up?''"
*"''You sneaky Koopa!''"
*"''Not a Mushroom's chance in soup!''"
*"''See ya later, windbag!''"
*"''You let my grandmother go!''"
*"''Oh, Gramma! I'm so glad you're safe!''"
*"''Y'know, you're not such a big bad wolf after all!''"

===The Provolone Ranger===
*"''We've gotta get this gold to Mushroom Ridge so they can buy food!''"
*"''You can gloat now, Koopa, but as long as Mario is out there, there's still hope!''"
*"''The Provolone Ranger will pull the plug on your evil plans, Billy the Koopa!''"
*"''(with Toad and Pronto*) Alright!''"
*"''Bye, Pronto!''"

===Escape from Koopatraz===
*"''Not guilty!''"
*"''Koopa, you despicable reptile! We just said we didn't do those things!''"
*"''The real crime is this phony trial!''"
*"''So? You have anything better to do, Toad?''"
*"''You won't get away with this, Koopa!''"
*"''What did you do to them, Koopa?''"
*"''Watch out!''"

===Mario of the Deep===
*"''It's a Mermushroom!''"
*"''Why was that oboxious octopus chasing you?''"
*"''But, where's your King, Neptune of the Deep?''"
*"''We've gotta help those poor Mermushrooms!''"
*"''Hey, big boy! How about a kiss?''"
*"''Uh oh! We've been Koopa captured!''"
*"''(*with Mario, Luigi, Toad, and the Mermushroom*) Trouters!!''"
*"''Phew! We're safe!''"
*"''(*with Mario, Luigi, Toad, and the Mermushroom*) A Clawgrip!''"
*"''We've gotta find a way to rescue King Neptune. I'll bet he could help us beat the evil Barra-Koopa!''"
*"''But Barra-Koopa has us outnumbered! We can never defeat him alone.''"

===Flatbush Koopa===
*"''I'm sure gonna miss you guys...''"
*"''It sure is peaceful now that my kingdom is safe.''"
*"''No Koopa to bother us!''"
*"''Are you as bored as I am, Toad?''"
*"''Come on!''"
*"''I've always wanted to see the Brooklyn Kingdom.''"
*"''Life isn't the same without you guys!''"
*"''We're staying, Mario! You saved my homeland from Koopa! Now, Toad and I will help save yours!''"
*"''(with Toad) Koopa!''"
*"''It's a good thing we found Koopa before he got away with all that.''"
*"''Way to go, Mario!''"

===Raiders of the Lost Mushroom===
*"''They say the Lost Mushroom will grant the wishes of whoever possesses it. We've got to find it before the evil Koopa!''"
*"''(with Mario, Luigi, and Toad) An Albatoss!''"
*"''Hang on! We're gonna crash!''"
*"''Treasure hunter?''"
*"''(with Mario, Luigi, and Toad) The Temple of Koopa?''"
*"''(with Mario, Luigi, and Toad) Koopaphobia?''"
*"''I wonder what Indiana Joe is afraid of? This is just an old cave.''"
*"''(with Mario, Luigi, and Toad) A Fryguy!''"
*"''C'mon! It's flee or fry time!''"
*"''(with Mario, Luigi, and Toad) A Cobrat!''"
*"''Look!''"
*"''(with Mario, Luigi, and Toad) The Lost Mushroom!''"
*"''We did it! We found the Lost Mushroom!''"
*"''I wonder what that green meanie has cooked up for us this time?''"
*"''(with Mario, Luigi, and Toad) It's a Shyguy Lion!''"
*"''Now we've gotta find a way to defeat Kolonel Von Koopa!''"
*"''(with Mario, Luigi, and Toad) INDIANA JOE - BABYSITTER?''"
*"''But, we need your help! We can't defeat Kolonel Von Koopa alone!''"
*"''Say. What happened to the Lost Mushroom? It was right here a second ago.''"

===Crocodile Mario===
*"''Oh, dear! I think he wants Toad for an appetizer!''"
*"''Way to go, Crocodile Mario!''"
*"''What happens if those crocodiles decide to chew this building down?''"
*"''Mario! Luigi! You've gotta get back that Magic Statue!''"
*"''I just hope Mario and Luigi bring that magic statue back before this building collapses.''"
*"''Don't worry! I'm sure Mario and Luigi are doing everything they can!''"
*"''Another few chomps, and we're goners!''"
*"''The Mario Bros. better get back with the Magic Statue soon, or there won't be anything left to get back to!''"
*"''Thanks, Mario!''"
*"''Come on, statue! Do your magic! Protect this town again!''"

===Star Koopa===
*"''Just say the magic words, Luigi: May the pasta be with you!''"
*"''You're wrong, Koopa! We have a perfect right to be here, and so do the Mushroom Space Colonists!''"
*"''Yay, Mario!''"
*"''Mario! Yikes! He's frozen solid! Defrost him this instant, you beast!''"
*"''What do you want with us?''"
*"''My people will never give up, Koopa! Even if I ordered them to, which I won't! You're wasting your time!''"
*"''She was right, Luigi!''"
*"''What seatbelts?''"
*"''Next time you send us to space in a garbage pod, Mario, make sure it has seatbelts.''"
*"''In 15 minutes, this planet will be history! Can't we do something?''"
*"''But we just can't give up, Obi-Wan Toadi!''"
*"''Oh no!''"

===Robo Koopa===
*"''I wonder why it's chasing us?''"
*"''Let's scram while we got the chance!''"
*"''Just barely. Thanks for your help!''"
*"''So, Koopa duped the genius inventor Dr. Nerdnick, into building him the robo-suit?''"
*"''We've gotta save Nerdnick, Luigi, or we'll never stop Robo Koopa!''"
*"''Quick! Bunsen! Free Dr. Nerdnick!''"
*"''Help! Mario! Luigi!''"
*"''The Marios are gonna come back and pull your plug, Robo Koopa!''"

==[[Pronto]]==
*"''Someone say 'plumber'? Me need hot tub on fritz!''"
*"''Name Pronto, mean fastest moccasins in west!''"
*"''Cactus! Plumbosabe can tap juice!''"
*"''Hmm... Koopa rotten reptile. Plumbosabe need Pronto's help! Take teamwork to bring justice to Wild West!''"
*"''Hmmm... Disguise good. Now Plumbosabe must learn the ways of the West!''"
*"''Uh oh!''"
*"''Plumbosabe learn fast! You one rootin'-tootin' masked hero!''"
*"''No tracks, Plumbosabe! No sign of Koopa!''"
*"''Hmm... Could be a trap.''"
*"''No Koopa! Canyon dead end!''"
*"''Plumbosabe need plan! Fast!''"
*"''Old Mushroom saying: you snooze, you lose!''"
*"''That's the Provolone Ranger!''"
*"''Nice shootin', Plumbosabe!''"
*"''Hmm... We make good team, Plumbosabe!''"
*"''The Provolone Ranger.''"

==[[Queen Rotunda]]==
*"''Can you guarantee it will make Prince Pompadour fall madly in love with me?''"
*"''Thanks to your Love Potion, Hildy, I'll be the most beautiful bride Rotunda Land has ever seen!''"
*"''Prisoners? Oh, goody! What did they do?''"
*"''What? They were stealing food? From me? There is no greater crime!''"
*"''Thanks, Hildy! Now, let's see what these miserable grub-grabbing prisoners look like!''"
*"''Silly goon! You don't GET a last meal!''"
*"''Yuck! What kind of royal chef are you?''"
*"''I'll never find the perfect dessert to my wedding to Prince Pompadour!''"
*"''Oh, yes! Them! Off with their heads!''"
*"''Why does this man still have his head?''"
*"''Get to the point, jelly belly!''"
*"''Hot Pepper Pistachio Ice Cream? I never heard of it...''"
*"''I command you to make some at once! Then, off with your head!''"
*"''Hmmm... At least your Hot Pepper Ice Cream looks yummy! I'll just take an itty-bitty taste!''"
*"''WATER!!! WATER!!! WATER!!! WATER!!!''"
*"''Phew!''"
*"''Who cares about ice cream? It's you I love, dreamboat!''"
*"''Potion, schmotion! Come to me, my sweet! I LOVE you!''"
*"''Never! Knights, lock these three in the dungeon! The chubby prince charming is going to be my husband!''"
*"''Come to me, my sweet pea! I hear wedding bells in my tower!''"
*"''Let's wrap this thing up, honey bunch! It's time you and I got married!''"
*"''These are the most tasteful wedding invitations I could find!''"
*"''Mmm! Whipped cream flavor! Mango passion fruit! Eeyuck! Spinach! How did that get in here?''"
*"''Uh-uh-uh, my gorgeous gumdrop! Remember your diet! You have to look slim and trim for our wedding!''"
*"''I just love you so much it hurts!''"
*"''Let's have a little of your Hot Pepper Pistachio Ice Cream while we plan our future together!''"
*"''Not you, my little dumpling! You're still on a diet!''"
*"''Well, just a bit because I love you so much!''"
*"''What? How could you be so stupid?''"
*"''Find the thieves! If they interfere with my wedding, I'll have your head!''"
*"''It will be good night for you if you if you don't come give me a big hug and kiss, baby cakes!''"
*"''This is the happiest day of my life, and it's the happiest day in your life, too!''"
*"''Here, here! Let the wedding begin!''"
*"''To me!''"
*"''Of course, Prince Pompadour! Of course!''"

==[[Quirk (species)|Quirks]]==
*"''We Quirk will help you! You saved us from the wicked Astro Mouser!''"
*"''Quick! Get on our barge, everybody!''"
*"''It's no use! He's following orders from our wicked leader, Moon Man Koopa!''"
*"''We've been hit! Oh no! Mayday! Mayday!''"
*"''You can get everything you need at our Quirk Factory! There's just one little problem. If Moon Man Koopa catches you, he'll put you in chains, boil you in oil, and enslave you for life! And that's if he likes you!''"
*"''Sorry! There's the alert right now!''"
*"''It's no use! We've always been Koopa's slaves! The chains are just a new twist!''"
*"''We've got them right here!''"
*"''No time! You must escape!''"
*"''Quirks unite! We have nothing to use but our chains!''"
*"''Get going, gang!''"
*"''Goodbye! Don't worry about us! We'll be alright!''"
*"''If this worked on Koopa's shackle system, maybe it'll work on this rocket!''"
*"''We can do it, guys! A-one! A-two! A-one two three four!''"

==[[Ralph Washington]]==
*"''Excuse me, do you have a vacancy?''"
*"''Washington.''"
*"''Ralph Washington.''"

==Repo man==
*"''It says, 'You don't pay, you don't stay!'''"

==[[Rob Stone]]==
*"''Yeah, I know! I know!''"
*"''Look! Y-You gotta hide me quick!''"
*"''Alright!''"
*"''Yeah, I-I know! I know!''"
*"''Nice to meet you!''"
*"''Oh, I don't. I just carry it around for me for the image. Y'know, teen heartthrob rock 'n' roll bad boy. Same thing.''"
*"''Hey, listen, guys, really! I wanna thank you guys for hi- letting me hide out in here. I mean, that mob of crazed fans! They almost had me!''"
*"''Sure!''"
*"''Hey, guys! Come on! Listen, you don't have to treat me any different than anybody else. I may be a teen heartthrob beloved by millions of youngsters across the great nation, but I'm still almost ordinary inside.''"
*"''Now, I gotta go! I've got a full day of teen heartthrob stuff ahead of me. Y'know, stamp by autographs on a few eight by tens, break a few hearts... On second thought, I'll break those hearts later. Anymore pizza?''"
*"''Oh, no, no, no, really! I have to watch my figure. Ah, it's alright!''"
*"''Well, what do you think?''"
*"''Thanks!''"
*"''Hey, listen! How can I ever thank you guys, huh? Really!''"
*"''Ah, yeah, yeah, sure! Luigi, I'll tell you what you do. You call my agent's office, and he'll take real good care of you, alright?''"
*"''Alright! See ya later!''"
*"''Alright! Take it easy! Thanks a lot!''"
*"''Oh yeah! You answer your service, I call my service, alright? Thanks a lot!''"
*"''(*with Mario and Luigi*) Do the Mario!''"

==[[Robo Koopa (species)|Robo Koopas]]==
*"''Ah! It's the Marios!''"
*"''Let's Robo Koopalize 'em!''"
*"''Your metalness! Your metalness! It's the Marios! Come quick!''"

==[[Romano]]==
*"''Now our fathers hate each other and will never let us marry!''"
*"''Not if I can help it!''"
*"''We've got to find my Joliet! Who could've kidnapped her?''"

==[[Romano's father and Joliet's father]]==
===Joliet's father===
*"''I'm Joliet's father. What's it to you?''"
*"''Nothin' doin'!''"
*"''Gulp!''"
*"''I knew you'd pull off somethin' like this, dirtball!''"
*"''The feud is on!''"
*"''Guess we learned our lesson.''"
*"''What do you mean the kids are not gonna live with you? The kids are gonna live with me!''"
*"''The feud is on!''"

===Romano's father===
*"''I'm Romano's father. Who do you think you are, Princess Toadstool?''"
*"''Not in a zillion years!''"
*"''Sigh!''"
*"''I didn't do anything, nincompoop!''"
*"''The feud is on!''"
*"''Yeah! Our children's happiness is more important than our feud!''"
*"''Over my dead body! The feud is on!''"

==[[Rowdy Roddy Piper]]==
*"''Now, THAT'S a mistake most people make just ONCE! My name is Rowdy Roddy Piper, and I want my bagpipes!''"
*"''I want my antique family heirloom bagpipes!''"
*"''Aren't THOSE my bagpipes?!''"
*"''McBronx?''"
*"''THEN TURN IT ON!''"
*"''Yo! I'm almost done scrubbin' this stuff off! You done with my bagpipes?''"
*"''Done with my bagpipes?''"
*"''Well, that's beautiful, ha ha! Never sounded better! Now...do me a favor and get me another towel. This one's for kiddies, ha ha! I says, uh, get me another towel, would ya?''"
*"''Oh, thank you! Thank you! Boooy, I'm glad you're done with my bagpipes, cause I sure hates it when people messes me over, I tell ya! Boy, I'll tell ya!''"
*"''We'll see who messes me over.''"
*"''YA MESSED ME OVER!!!''"
*"''Hurry up with them bagpipes! I gotta play the Scotts National Anthem at Madison Square Garden tonight for a fight and I'm late already!''"
*"''What am I gonna do with that? They're still hooked up to the vacuum cleaner.''"
*"''I like my bagpipes! WHY, YES! YOU GUYS IS GREAT! YOU KNOW THAT? I miss my bagpipes!''"
*"''Oh boy, oh boy! You don't know how happy I am!''"

==[[Roxanne]]==
*"''Mario!''"
*"''Oh, it's so good to see you!''"
*"''A long time. Oh... Mario. It has been such a long, long, long time.''"
*"''Why, thank you! Where's your brother?''"
*"''Oh! I'm sorry to hear that! Did you get my letter?''"
*"''You do? I've often thought of what you said for that night long, long ago.''"
*"''Sure!''"
*"''Why, thank you, Mario!''"
*"''Mario, what are you talking about?''"
*"''Mario, is there an echo in here?''"
*"''Mario... This is all very sweet, but...what does it have to do with buying a bathtub at wholesale price?''"
*"''Yes! Don't you remember? 15 years ago, you made a promise to me, that I could always buy plumbing supplies at wholesale, remember?''"
*"''Mario! I'm happily married with five lovely children, and we're adding on a bathroom, and I thought you could get me a tub cheap.''"
*"''Great! Well, good. I'll be back next week to pick one out. OK?''"
*"''Bye. Bye, Mario.''"
*"''Bye, Luigi! I hope you're feeling better!''"

==[[Salvador Drainotto]]==
*"''Not just really great, sonny! The greatest plumber in the world!''"
*"''That's right, bambino! I've been lost in this crazy Mushroom Kingdom for 13 years! But now, I finally found a way out! This map, leads to a drainpipe, that'll take me straight home to Brooklyn!''"
*"''I can't lead ya anywhere! Not until we get past that!''"
*"''You young kids give up too easy! If I had some help, I could finish piping in an underground river, and use the force of its water, to bust right through that wall!''"
*"''Enough talk! Let's get to work!''"
*"''Cross your fingers!''"
*"''Let's go find that drainpipe back to Brooklyn!''"
*"''Whatever you do, Mario, DON'T LET GO!''"
*"''Don't let go!''"
*"''That boiling lava could sure singe a man's suspenders!''"
*"''We're running out of time! Let's go find that drainpipe!''"
*"''There she is! The last drainpipe to Brooklyn! We step up onto that platform, open the valves, and we go Brooklyn bound!''"
*"''She's right! This is a one-time only, one-way trip with no return ticket!''"
*"''Hang on! Any second now, we'll be back in Flatbush!''"
*"''But this is it! This is your last chance to go home!''"
*"''Good luck, guys! Look me up if you ever get back to Brooklyn!''"
*"''I did it! I did it!!!''"

==[[Sam Shalam]]==
*"''Step right up! Step right up! Used carpets! U-Buy, We Fly.''"
*"''What is-''"
*"''Watch it, will ya?''"
*"''This is a genuine Persian carpet... made in Hong Kong.''"
*"''Not yet, I'm still gettin' the bugs out.''"
*"''I'm Sam Shalam, and this is my assistant, Slammer!''"
*"''Just look around! You won't find any finer flying carpets in all of Cloud Land!''"
*"''How much ya got?''"
*"''Sold!''"
*"''Fireproof, waterproof, and good proof. Guaranteed to last until it falls apart.''"
*"''Hi there! Ready for a trade in? I got a spiffy little carpet that belonged to a little old lady from Pastadena.''"
*"''Koopa? Why did you not say so? He stole his carpet from me! That reptile reprobate gives cheating a bad name! Take any carpet ya want! No charge!''"

==[[Santa Claus]]==
===Koopa Klaus===
*"''Ho ho ho ho! I want to thank all of you for saving me from Koopa Klaus!''"
*"''Not in time for me to make my deliveries, that's for sure. There will be no Christmas this year.''"
*"''It's... It's very nice, Toad.''"
*"''Toad, in all my life, I've never seen anyone express the true spirit of Christmas better than you!''"
*"''I'm just so happy!''"
*"''Toad, your unselfish act fills me with the warm spirit of Christmas!''"
*"''Thanks to you, Toad! Ho ho ho! I'd like to give all of you a special present! How about coming with me, to deliver the presents?''"
*"''Ho ho ho ho! Sure, I do! And you can ride up front with me, Toad!''"
*"''Mario Christmas to all! And to all a good night! Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho! Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!''"

===Santa Claus is Coming to Flatbush===
*"''Do you mind if I use your telephone? I'm so tired... Somebody stole my transportation!''"
*"''What about your brother?''"
*"''Well, I...sure appreciate your hospitality, a-and all you've given me!''"
*"''It must be wonderful getting presents on Christmas, huh?''"
*"''Boots?! A-A-And a wrench! Say, I-I really can use these!''"
*"''Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho! Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho! Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!''"
*"''(*with Mario and Luigi*) Do the Mario!''"

==[[Scarecrow (character)|Scarecrow]]==
===Tutti Frutti, oh Mario/Tutti Frutti Mario===
*"''It's not me, spaghetti-breath!''"

===Treasure of the Sierra Brooklyn===
Note that most of the dialogue listed here has been translated from the German dub of the episode.

*"''Ahhhh! Stop it, you robot, no treasure here!"''

==[[Scooter]]==
*"''Hi, Princess babe! I'm Scooter, leader of the Aloha People! Welcome to the island of Waki-Waki, the island of paradise!''"
*"''No, it's an earthquake! Run for cover! The Fire God's bummin' again!''"
*"''Gulp! You heard him, dudes! Our island's sunk unless we sacrifice the Princess!''"
*"''Sorry, dude, but we gotta do what our Fire God tells us! Grab the babe and throw the others into the pit!''"
*"''Take her to the top of the volcano and throw her in!''"
*"''Ready, Bingo? A-one and a-two...''"
*"''You're right, dude! We don't wanna upset the big kahuna any more than he already is! We better wait!''"
*"''Cool! Must be an early sundown! Time for your lava bath, Princess!''"
*"''Sorry, dude! We take our orders from the Fire God!''"
*"''I'm sorry, dudes! A bogus Fire God! How could I ever been so stupid?''"
*"''Relax, Luigi! It's just the real Fire God telling us he's safe and sending us a message!''"
*"''Our guests deserve a spaghetti luau!''"

==[[Secret Agent N]]==
*"''Welcome to the secret spy laboratory. I am Secret Agent N.''"
*"''Not C. N.''"
*"''Not O. N! Agent O's on holiday.''"
*"''Secret Agents Mario and Luigi, your new Spymobile is ready.''"
*"''Well that's what it looks like old bean, but this baby's packing more fire power than a battleship.''"
*"''And that's not all! You'll be equipped with the latest in plumbing weaponry. Wrench phone, explosive drain cleaner, atomic screwdriver...''"
*"''Watch out!''"
*"''Be careful. That's a laser drill!''"
*"''It's a red alert!''"
*"''That's Fort Hard Knocks, where all of Spy Land's gold coins are kept.''"
*"''Now that Koopfinger's gone, Agent James Blonde is back in human form! Jolly good show, many old chaps!''"
*"''Look out! That's no ordinary food!''"<br>(Looks like James Blonde is talking)
*"''That's my new spaghetti bomb!''"

==[[Sergeant Kooperman]]==
*"''OK, scumballs! Stand tall! Shoulders back! Stomachs in! I'm Drain Sergeant Kooperman, and you are the crummiest, most slovenly, shortest, would-be plumbers I have ever seen! How do you and this paunch expect to fit under a sink?''"
*"''Watch it, klutz! You guys look more like drain clogs than plumbers! We need men, with the right stuff!''"
*"''You got the WRONG stuff! You'll flunk out the first day, I'll see to it personally!''"
*"''Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Faster, recruits! Faster! Now, HALT!''"
*"''If ya don't, I'll get to boot ya right outta the Plumber's Academy!''"
*"''Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!''"
*"''What took ya so long?!''"
*"''Take a break? Heh! Are you kiddin'? You're gonna carry that tub back down and do it again! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!''"
*"''You got 10 seconds to unplug that sink!''"
*"''Now ya got 8! 7...6...5...4...3...2... Yuck! That does it! You two are on K.P.!''"
*"''Yeah! Killer Plumbing!''"
*"''Ha! Heh! The guy is about to flunk out of Plumber's Academy, and he wants water!''"
*"''Now get up here!''"
*"''Okay! This your last chance! You got 20 minutes, to fit all those pipes together!''"
*"''Who said you get wrenches?! Now get to work!''"
*"''Time's up, recruits! Now for your final test!''"
*"''Who said I was fair?''"
*"''Help? I don't help guys with the wrong stuff! You'll never be plumbers, and that's what they'll put on your tombstones!''"
*"''Don't worry, dear! Your plumbing will be like new when Sergeant Kooperman is through!''"
*"''Ah! Our month's supply of Drain Buster is here! That should do the trick!''"
*"''Good! We'll add some more!''"
*"''Ah! Eheheh... Better fix it at the manhole!''"
*"''You say, 'fast drying?'''"

==[[Sgt. Slaughter]]==
===All Steamed Up===
*"''Mario Bros.! Ten-hut!''"
*"''I heard that! Drop and give me ten!''"
*"''You'd better have my steam cabinet fixed! I'm stuck in traffic on the Brooklyn Bridge! I'm taking a shortcut, and I'll be right there!''"
*"''It helps if you have a Sherman Tank, bozo!''"
*"''As you were, troop!''"
*"''Proceed on schedule, doughboy! Hup-two! Hup-two! Double-time it! Meanwhile, I'll check this baby out!''"
*"''See how she works!''"
*"''I don't like the way this thing is thumpin'!''"
*"''What'd you make that pizza with?''"
*"''I don't like that thumping sound!''"
*"''What's wrong with the steam machine?''"
*"''Valve on one, two!''"
*"''Valve on one, two!''"
*"''Alright, doughboy! Hit the deck and no more jive!''"
*"''Stay right there, don't touch that dial!''"
*"''Watch the previews on your screen!''"
*"''At ease, troop!''"
*"''Must be some kind of communist plot!''"
*"''It's in the red zone!''"
*"''Scalding hot! That's a real soldier's steam cabinet! I guess it's OK, except for that thumping sound.''"
*"''Don't just stand there, troop! Load it on the tank! And move out smartly! I'm double parked!''"
*"''Yeah! I parked a tank on top of a Chevy! Boy, was that driver mad? I'd thought she'd never stop yelling. Double time!''"
*"''(with Mario and Luigi) Do the Mario!''"

===Caught in a Draft===
*"''Sgt. Slaughter! And I'm here to train you bozos for a special secret government mission! So don't just stand there! Drop and give me ten!''"
*"''I'll read you my top secret government orders!''"
*"''I told you they're top secret!''"
*"''Now... I'm gonna give you a little test, to see if you can be trusted, with top government security!''"
*"''Now the whole neighborhood knows, you've failed the test! Get down and give me ten, or I'll start kicking some butt!''"
*"''Let's do it...ONE...MORE...TIME! One, two, three, four! Push those buns around the floor! Pull those chin-ups! Pull 'em high!''"
*"''Pull down!''"
*"''Okay, forget about it! Back over here on the double! Move it! Move it! Move it! Atten-HUT! About...FACE! About FACE! I SAID, ABOUT FACE! Present...ARMS! Right shoulder...ARM! Left shoulder...ARM! Right shoulder...ARM! Left shoulder...ARM! Right shoulder, ARM! Left shoulder, ARM! Right shoulder, ARM! Left shoulder, ARM! Right shoulder, ARM! Atten-HUT! Alright! ABOUT FACE! RIGHT FACE! LEFT FACE! FORGET ABOUT IT! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!''"
*"''Alright! Now...present ARM! '''NO!!!''' NO! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU GUYS?! Alright, PARADE REST!''"
*"''NOOOOO! No, you meatballs! It's never gonna work!''"
*"''Guessed all odds! I whipped you guys into shape! Now you're gonna go out there, and face torture, brutality, and certain death! For mom, apple pie, and the flag! Whaddaya say about that, boys? ...This just ain't gonna work.''"
*"''As you were! Sgt. Slaughter at your service, sir! Yes sir, Mr. President! I've got the Super Mario Bros., as ready as they'll ever be, sir! Mistake? You mean you want Ratigator? Certainly, sir. Very clever of you, sir! I couldn't agree more with you, sir! No, sir! I don't want a puppy! Give my military regards to the missus! Ratigator! Front, center! I want you to Fort Dix, at 2100 hours on the double!''"
*"''(*with Mario and Luigi*) Do the Mario!''"

==[[Señor Mayor]]==
*"''They want to help, but El Koopitan strikes fear in the hearts of my people.''"
*"''I'm sorry we ran, Señor Mario, but without Zero the people are too afraid to fight.''"
*"''Zero is back! Zero is back!''"
*"''For liberty, justice, and freedom for all fungi.''"
*"''We won! We defeated El Koopitan!''"

==[[Shabba-Doo]]==
*"''Hahaaa! Whoo! Hey, Mario! What's happenin'? Happy Birthday, Luigi, baby!''"
*"''Hey, you'd better believe it.''"
*"''You better believe it!''"
*"''You better not believe it! We came here to dance, right? We came here to jam, right? Well, let's dance, guys!''"
*"''This is my step-by-step method!''"
*"''Five, six, seven, eight! Step one! Two! Step, uh, three!''"
*"''Hey, hey! Seriously, guys! You guys have come a long way! There's no doubt in my mind you guys are gonna be a hit at the Plumber's Ball!''"
*"''Well...''"
*"''I thought you'd never ask!''"

==[[Shy Guy|Shyguys]]==
===Jungle Fever===
*"''Yes, your royal Koopaness! They're looking for Sheldon, the witch doctor!''"
*"''That's why they wanna see him! So he can mix in a magic potion that will put you out of business!''"
*"''Your badness! Your badness!''"
*"''But look!''"

===Brooklyn Bound===
*"''Your malignant meaness, I have terrible news! The Princess and the Mario brothers have escaped!''"
*"''They're in the caverns!''"

===Mario of the Apes===
*"''Uh, the boys were kind of wondering about that, oh, opulent one.''"

==[[Slammer (character)|Slammer]]==
*"''Pleased to meetcha!''"
*"''Ha! Unless you look somewhere else!''"

==[[Slime Ghost]]==
*"''Speaking of eating, this...is my favorite dish!''"
*"''Just me chewing!''"
*"''Pleased to meetcha, boys!''"
*"''Wanna arm-wrestle?''"
*"''I own Luigi! And you...you're next!''"
*"''Hey, Ernie! I surrender! Just get me away from these two Goombas!''"

==[[Snifit]]s==
===Brooklyn Bound===
*"''A toast to Koopa Khan.''"
*"''I got an idea! Let's use that rock thing for a bridge.''"

===The Great Gold Coin Rush===
*"''The Marios are getting away.''"

==[[State Troopa]]s==
*"''Car 54 1/2 calling King Koopa! I've arrested the Princess and her faucet freak friends!''"
*"''No, you can't call your lawyer or your mother! Any other questions?''"
*"''Yie! A Mushroom rebel chopper!''"
*"''Don't even think about running away, sewer scum! Bob-Omb won't like that... I'm in big enough trouble as it is losing the Princess, without losing you guys too!''"
*"''Watch 'em, Bob-Omb!''"
*"''You stupid bang head! Look what- deh!''"
*"''No, don’t go off now!''"
*"''Yikes! Here, take this!''"

==[[Stool Pigeon]]==
*"''Psst! Hey bub, over here!''"
*"''Ya wanna know Koopone's next job?''"
*"''Wouldn't be much of a stool pigeon if I didn't. Course, eh, it'll cost ya.''"
*"''Chicken feed! But, uh, since I'm a bird, I'll take it. C'mere!''"
*"''Koopone's next job will be to rob the First Mushroom Bank.''"

==[[Sultan Pasbah]]==
*"''Ahhh! It appears I have visitors dropping in!''"
*"''Splendid! Once again, my fake swimming pool trick worked!''"
*"''My dear, I am the magnificent Sultan Pasbah! This is my luxurious palace, where you and your companions will be my miserable slaves forever!''"
*"''Guard! Throw them in the slave quarters, but bring me the pretty one!''"
*"''These priceless jewels are yours when you join my harem!''"
*"''I LIKE the stupid olden days! Besides, you have no choice.''"
*"''No matter! I've tired of the wench! I already placed an ad in the Harem Recycler, offering her to the highest bidder.''"
*"''I won't take less than 54 urns of chopped chicken liver.''"
*"''What's that awful odor?''"

==Sultan Pasbah's servant==
*"''Sire! Sire!''"
*"''Sire, the Princess is impossible! She refuses to wear the harem veils and roller skates!''"
*"''You're selling the Princess?''"

==[[Susanna Ross]]==
*"''Hi, Luigi! Hey, Mario!''"
*"''Remember when you fixed my plumbing?''"
*"''You said you'd always be there in an emergency!''"
*"''Well, it's an emergency!''"
*"''The other Sublimes missed their plane, and I've got to go on in an hour!''"
*"''How well do you boys sing?''"
*"''We'll fake it! We'll fake it!''"
*"''It helps if you take your overalls off first, Mario!''"
*"''Honey, you've got the dress on backwards!''"
*"''It helps if you take your boots off first!''"
*"''I think my career is over!''"
*"''5, 6, 7, 8, and side two, step two! While we practice a lot more, watch these scenes from the next Legend of Zelda!''"
*"''Places, boys!''"
*"''Okay! Hit it, boys!''"
*"'' ♪ Ooooh! Baby love, my baby love! I need ya, oh how I need ya! But all you do is treat me bad, break my heart and leave me sad! Tell me what did I do wrong? To make you stay away so long? 'Cause baby love, my baby love! Been missin' ya, miss kissin' ya! Instead of breaking up, let's do some kissing and making up! Don't throw our love away, in my arms why don't you stay? I need your love, I need ya! ♪ (brief pause) ♪ Baby love, my baby love, why must we separate my love? All of my whole life through, I never loved no one loved you! ♪ ''"
*"''What's wrong? We're going great!''"
*"''Ugh...come on!''"

==Talking gargoyle head==
*"''Buzz off, Mushroom mouth!''"

==[[Tawny Tyler]]==
*"''Now, let me get this straight, boys. I'll help you do your commercial and then you'll help me disconnect that sprinkler system you installed in my house last month?''"
*"''Good! My three-story house is now a three-story POOL!''"
*"''Alright, guys. Let me see your stuff.''"
*"''That was uh...interesting. *chuckle* Alright. Let's just do it for the cameras, then!''"
*"''...zombie.''"
*"''I've seen this before, Luigi. He's got camera fright.''"
*"''Oh well, I, uh....I, uh.... Well, sometimes, I, um...I um...and then other times, I, uh... No, no, no, not that!''"
*"''Sometimes, I just do my famous twirl and that always loosens me up.''"
*"''Right! Let's take it from the top!''"
*"''Mario?''"
*"''I just know that Mario would like you to watch these scenes from the Legend of Zelda. Right, Mario?''"
*"''Don't worry, Luigi! There's plenty of time!''"
*"''Now panic!''"
*"''Listen, Luigi! You're gonna go out there an unknown boring plumber from Brooklyn!''"
*"''But, you're gonna come back a famous boring plumber from Brooklyn! Just leave Mario to me.''"
*"''♪ We're very fast and very cheap cause we're the Mario Brothers! ♪''"
*"''(with Luigi) ♪ Yes, we're very fast and very cheap cause we're the Mario Bro-o-thers! ♪''"
*"''(*with Mario and Luigi*) Do the Mario!''"

==[[Ted Bull]]==
*"''Bull! Ted Bull's the name! President of Bull Oil Company!''"
*"''My card.''"
*"''Hello, Mario!''"
*"''Partner, an oily handshake is the best kind. I understand you boys struck oil!''"
*"''Son, I can smell a gusher a mile away! I wanna make you a deal: you'll be plain loco to pass up.''"
*"''A deal that'll make you two rich beyond your wildest dreams, and that ain't no bull!''"
*"''Boys, I'm sorry to hear about your pitiful dry well.''"
*"''Too bad I can't do business, but that's the oil game, partner.''"
*"''Son, I could smell a gusher...a mile away!''"
*"''Next time you strike oil, just call ol' Ted. Ya hear?''"
*"''(*with Mario and Luigi*) Do the Mario!''"

==[[The Old Psychic Lady|The Old Psychic Lady with the Evil Eye Who Reads Fortunes and Knows Everything Before it Happens]]==
*"''I'm the Old Psychic Lady with the Evil Eye Who Reads Fortunes and Knows Everything Before it Happens, and watch the psycho cracks! I'm very sensitive.''"
*"''Seven spiff. This is romance! Romance! Very good! This is not good! Ten of spades!''"
*"''You'll take what I give? Okay! Nine of spades... It's nice with the ten... A ten! A ten-a king!''"
*"''A king! Very good! Nine of hearts is romance... Good, for you, good. Ooooooooh! Ace of spade!''"
*"''This is an ace of hearts. Very good.''"
*"''Alright!''"
*"''Well, you're a plumber, aren't you? These are my cards. Now concentrate! Are you ready? Yes! We're gonna try to contact a living!''"
*"''It's all the same to me on the ethereal plain. Now! Empty your head of all thoughts!''"
*"''In the name of this tortured soul, Mario...I call forth the spirit of...what's her name?''"
*"''Same as Grandma? Musta been razzed a lot as a kid.''"
*"''Easy does it, Grandma- I mean, Mario!''"
*"''I'm going forth a spirit of Grandma Mario! Come in, Grandma Mario!''"
*"''Must be close. A trumpet and tambourine usually announce a presence!''"
*"''(*with Grandma Mario's voice*) Mario, you slovenly garbanzo!''"
*"''(*with Grandma Mario's voice*) Look at this place! Look at this place! She's a, uh, how do you say, um...''"
*"''(*with Grandma Mario's voice*) Shaddap you face and don't talk back to me! That's what I mean, though. A dump! My poor heart! I'm a laughing stock, you know!''"
*"''(*with Grandma Mario's voice*) No!''"
*"''(*with Grandma Mario's voice*) Mamma mia, is too stupido. Look, bambini! This-a what you do. You clean up the mess, you wash behind your ears, you clip-a the nose hairs, then maybe I can rest easy. Even in Newark.''"
*"''You called?''"
*"''Yeah, but not mine. That's a hundred bucks, boys.''"
*"''It's a long way.''"
*"''(*with Mario and Luigi*) Do the Mario!''"

==[[The Three Mushrooms]]==
===Curly===
*"''(*With Larry and Momar*) Hello! We're the Three Mushrooms! (*Without Larry and Momar*) Curly...''"
*"''Ohhh! Pharaoh Koop Tut Mushroomnapped them!''"

===Larry===
*"''(*With Curly and Momar*) Hello! We're the Three Mushrooms!''"
*"''...Larry...''"
*"''And turned them into bricks!''"
*"''Here's pie in your eye!''"

===Momar===
*"''(*With Curly and Larry*) Hello! We're the Three Mushrooms!''"
*"''...and Momar!''"
*"''I'll do the talkin', fungus brains!''"
*"''Why, you. Ya hit the wrong guys, fungus brains!''"

==[[Toad]]==
===The Bird! The Bird!===
*"''Hey! Lemme go!''"
*"''I'm warnin' ya! I get airsick! Heeeelp!''"
*"''What are ya tryin' to do, ya wacko bird? Drown me?''"
*"''Mommy? You're not my mommy!''"
*"''I'm '''not''' your little Cheepy!''"
*"''I gotta get outta here!''"
*"''I '''can't''' be your little Cheepy, lady! I don't have wings! Look! No wings, no feathers...I'm just a Mushroom that can't stand heights!''"
*"''Flying lessons?! Are you outta your mind?!''"
*"''You're not listening, lady! I don't want flyin' lessons!''"
*"''Look, lady. I got 10 gold coins. It's yours if you just let me go!''"
*"''Lady, I'm not a '''birrrrrrrrrrd'''!!''"
*"''The least that featherbrain coulda done was lend me a parachute. Hey! That's it! A parachute!''"
*"''I feel great! I just passed my first flying lesson!''"
*"''Hey! It's me...I mean...him! It's little Cheepy! The Birdo's REAL lost baby!''"
*"''Ohhh, no! I'm not goin' back up there! Never!''"
*"''Okay, okay. Maybe if I take YOU back, she'll leave me alone!''"
*"''When I told her how I rescued your baby, she wanted to help!''"
*"''Thanks, lady. We couldn't have done it without ya!''"
*"''(with Mario, Luigi, and Princess Toadstool) WORMS?!''"

===King Mario of Cramalot===
*"''We don't even know if this guy's for real or not!''"
*"''Those aren't bees! They're Beezo bandits!''"
*"''What's that crud Koopa doin' here?''"
*"''Cash city! That plunger's made of solid gold!''"
*"''It's King Koopa and his army of Koopa Troopas!''"
*"''Very uncool, dudes! The ceiling IS lowering!''"
*"''Yeah, there's never a wizard around when ya need one.''"
*"''Whew! That was close! I didn't think we had a mushroom's chance in a frying pan!''"
*"''Catch that! It's Cramalot Castle!''"
*"''...How are we ever gonna get inside?''"
*"''Let's turn 'em into Koopa Droopas!''"

===Butch Mario & The Luigi Kid===
*"''Hey! That's you guys!''"
*"''I don't get it! You guys aren't crooks! How come your pictures are in that wanted poster?''"
*"''When I get my hands on that King Koopa, I'll fix HIS wagon!''"
*"''I'm no frog! I can't even swim!''"
*"''For 30,000 gold pieces, I might think about turning you in.''"
*"''Looks like we're facing 20 years of bread and water!''"
*"''Bob-Ombs! Just what we need for the break!''"
*"''You'll get a bang outta THIS, Sheriff Mouser!''"
*"''Boooommbs awaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!''"
*"''We can use those Bomb Plants to get inside!''"
*"''Luigi! You're standin' too close! Get back!''"

===Mario's Magic Carpet===
*"''Too bad we got to ignore that swimming pool!''"
*"''Last one in is a rotten fungus!''"
*"''I guess he means her.''"
*"''Yow! Lay off, bud! I get your- Yo-ow! ...point!''"
*"''Stop flapping your lips! Someone's coming!''"
*"''Your genie better have some super magic! Some creep just arrived to buy the Princess: A creep named King Koopa!''"
*"''Oh no! Koopa flew the Koop!''"
*"''I got an idea! Let's check out one of those used flying carpet lots!''"
*"''Talk about economy class!''"
*"''I don't know what's worse; the back seat driver, or the front seat driver.''"
*"''Pidgits!''"
*"''What did you tell 'em?''"

===Rolling Down the River===
*"''(in a French accent) Captain Koopa sends ze Happy Birthday cake for Princess! Voila! Hey!''"
*"''(in a French accent) Ze-ze happy!''"
*"''Whoops!''"
*"''Who did you expect? Pee-wee Herman?''"
*"''Yeah! The Mario Bros. will save us!''"
*"''Hooray!''"
*"''It ain't over 'til it's over, lizard lips!''"
*"''Looks like you guys saved the day again! ...Almost.''"
*"''(with Luigi) We will?''"
*"''What a stick in the mud!''"
*"''(with Mario, Luigi, and Princess Toadstool) To Mark Twang, King of the River! Long may he reign!''"

===The Great Gladiator Gig===
*"''Are you the emperor?''"
*"''Hey! Watch that creature stuff! On second thought, 'creature' does have a nice ring to it.''"
*"''I'm gonna see how my good buddies Mario and Luigi are doin'.''"
*"''That's what I said! I aren't goin' nowhere!''"
*"''Right! Fungus! Heheheh... Sorry, I forgot that part.''"
*"''Take it easy, folks! Don't crowd! Plenty of spaghetti for everyone! One more coin admission! That's right! Help the Mushroom orphans!''"

===Mario and the Beanstalk===
*"''I think you should've sent me, Princess. I know the used cow market.''"
*"''The Marios?''"
*"''Shrewd city, Mario! Who wants cash money when they can have a few garbanzos instead?''"
*"''Good riddance, Princess! I'll go to town in the morning and see if I can't con that conman out of a cow!''"
*"''Don't worry, Princess! I'll take care of iiiiiiit?!''"
*"''(with Princess Toadstool) Oh no!''"
*"''It's absolutely beautiful!''"
*"''It's not over yet! Koopa can use this beanstalk to come after us!''"
*"''Famished!''"

===Love 'Em and Leave 'Em===
*"''Um, we'll give the peppers back!''"
*"''At least we ditched those bumblin' Beezo knights!''"
*"''Don't give up, Luigi! It ain't over 'til the fat lady gets her wedding ring!''"
*"''We really got the drop on THIS Beezo boob!''"
*"''What is it? What's goin' on?''"
*"''What's the plan?''"
*"''So we're gonna mix up another potion for the Queen?''"
*"''I think we finally fixed a love potion!''"
*"''Come on! Let's make tracks!''"

===The Great BMX Race===
*"''Yeowch! It's Fryguy!''"
*"''Lookin' sweet, guys! I sure hope nothin' goes wrong!''"
*"''He knew Mario and Luigi would enter the race to save ME from Fryguy!''"
*"''Whoa! Whoa! Hey! Mario! Hey!''"
*"''And we've got trouble on our hands!''"
*"''She said, {*in Princess Toadstool's voice due to an animation error*} 'They're safe!'''"
*"''This is terrible!''"
*"''I meant the snoring! It's driving me bonkers! Hey! That's it! We might be able to squeeze out when this thing lets out its breath!''"
*"''Yeah! The bill collector after my Mushroom hide was just a phony!''"

===Stars in Their Eyes===
*"''Yikes! What a drag!''"
*"''We're losin' fuel!''"
*"''Probably because of the different gravity, your highness!''"
*"''(with Luigi) Moon Man Koopa?!''"
*"''So much for hope!''"
*"''Fuel!''"
*"''So much for Moon Man Koopa's Stoopa Troopas!''"
*"''(*with Mario, Luigi, Princess Toadstool*) Moon Man Koopa?! Yikes!''"
*"''This can't get much worse!''"
*"''Hey! Our music shorted out Koopa's electronic shackle system! Let's run for it!''"
*"''Oh, don't look now, but Koopa's rocket wants to eat our rocket!''"

===Jungle Fever===
*"''He's the best witch doctor there is, that's why.''"
*"''Which we should be should be reachin' just about '''nooooow'''!''"
*"''Heeeeeelp!''"
*"''Wow! This gorge has gotta be at least three miles deep!''"
*"''Jagged boulders, raging water, broken bones...''"
*"''Yeah, this is the side we wanted to be on anyway. It's not so bad.''"
*"''What is this white stuff?''"
*"''Albatoss with Bob-Ombs at ten o' clock!''"
*"''No! Koopa's Itching Powder is drivin' me buggy!''"
*"''Ouch! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! It itches!''"
*"''M-me too!''"

===Brooklyn Bound===
*"''In here! Quick!''"
*"''Sorry, guys! Looks like we're trapped!''"
*"''You know this dude?''"
*"''Don't look down!''"
*"''Relax, Sal! You know what they say! Old plumbers never cry!''"
*"''Hee! You really socked it to those Snifits!''"
*"''Don't go blabbin' around, but she's not the only one.''"
*"''NOOOO!!!''"
*"''Luigi!''"
*"''Yuck! Mushy stuff!''"

===Toad Warriors===
*"''You wanted a nap, remember?''"
*"''Now's our chance to escape!''"
*"''Hey, Bob-Omb! Did anyone ever tell you were uuuuuugly? I've seen better-lookin' bombs after they exploded! I bet you have to sneak up on a match just to get a light!''"
*"''Run for it, guuuuuuys!!''"
*"''Check your rearview mirror, Mario!''"
*"''Yikes!''"
*"''Look what I got, Princess!''"
*"''You got it!''"
*"''By the power of the shining star, I am the...''"
*"''Toad Warriooooooor!''"
*"''Hey, man! I'm the Fantastic Fungus! The supercharged Mushroom of Might! I'm the Toad Warrior!''"
*"''Gimme five! No! Gimme five Bomb Plants!''"
*"''Lead on, doll face!''"
*"''Hey, punk! Wanna drag?''"
*"''First one to the Grand Koopa Canyon gets the spaghetti sauce! Deal?''"
*"''Whoever slows down first loses!''"
*"''Whoa! No more Toad Warrior!''"
*"''We all made it!''"

===The Fire of Hercufleas===
*"''The Mighty Hercufleas! They even built a statue to him! With one hand tied behind his back, he can beat King Koopa and all of his-''"
*"''No sweat, Luigi! We'll get help from a genuine first-class grade-A hero!''"
*"''Introducing...Hercufleas! The Mountain of Muscle! The Tower of Power! The-''"
*"''Huh?''"
*"''Of course he can!''"
*"''So...Herc! How's the hero biz?''"
*"''Whoa! That's hot stuff!''"
*"''Sure ya are! Guarding this temple is really heroic! With you on the job, nobody will get near the-''"
*"''Ow! Hey! Watch it!''"
*"''Herc! Watch out for- ...that statue.''"
*"''Watch that Jerkufleas stuff, King Stoopa!''"
*"''Oh no! HELP!!! I'm too young to fry!''"
*"''Call me Super Toad!''"
*"''Feelin' lucky, Koopa?''"
*"''Need a little warmup? No problem!''"

===Count Koopula===
*"''Yow!''"
*"''Wooooowwwww!''"
*"''Ooh! Scary!''"
*"''What's behind door #3? Lemme guess...''"
*"''Hey! How'd you know my name? Who are you?!''"
*"''You're Mouser! You're Koopa's stooge!''"
*"''I'm trapped!''"
*"''If only you could talk.''"
*"''Oh yeah?! How 'bout a nose job?''"
*"''Well, well, well! A secret passage!''"
*"''Spy holes!''"
*"''Hey, guuuuys!''"
*"''No, guys! It's me! And I know a way to get outta here!''"
*"''C'mon, Princess! Let's split this spooky joint!''"
*"''I just lost my appetite! Luigi was right! Vampires! Into the clothes chute! It's our only way out, or they'll turn us into vampires like them!''"
*"''{*with Mario and Princess Toadstool*} Spiders!''"
*"''Zap 'em, Princess!''"
*"''We're surrounded by vampires, and all he thinks about is food!''"
*"''Pour some of this spaghetti sauce at the base of the stairs!''"
*"''Over there! I found a trap door!''"
*"''Naughty turtle! You've been hittin' the sauce again! Well, have some more!''"
*"''Move iiiiiiiit!''"
*"''Those Goombas look kinda spaced out to me. (gasp) They're zombies!''"
*"''I always wanted to be taller, but this is ridiculous!''"
*"''Luigi! I think we got a way to get us outta here! Watch! Hey, Mousigor!''"
*"''Please, Mr. Mousigor! I can't take any more!''"
*"''There's more than one way to trap a rodent!''"
*"''A stake through the heart!''"
*"''Vampires hate garlic! That's why there's none in that tomato sauce the Goombas we're makin'!''"
*"''The things I do for Princess Toadstool...''"
*"''Hurry! We gotta save her!''"
*"''Heeheehee! Talk about bringin' down the house!''"

===Pirates of Koopa===
*"''Oops! Sorry, Captain Clump!''"
*"''Great! And we thought a nice boat trip would keep us safe from Koopa.''"
*"''Who turned off the lights?!''"
*"''And Blackbeard Koopa's pirate ship!''"
*"''You blew that one, Koopa Stoopa!''"
*"''Are we sunk now?''"
*"''Once more, gang!''"
*"''We can't beat 'em, Mario!''"
*"''You sure about this?''"
*"''This'll never work!''"

===Two Plumbers and a Baby===
*"''This is the end of the trail!''"
*"''Hey!''"
*"''That no-good diaper dictator!''"
*"''Oops!''"
*"''Princess! Speak to me!''"
*"''Move it, gang!''"
*"''Fellas, what's to know? If she gets hungry, we feed her! If she gets all goopy, we wash her!''"
*"''There she is!''"
*"''Now whadda we do?''"
*"''Babysittin' isn't all kidding around! Ya have to let the little tyke know who's in charge! After a nice tubby-wubby, we'll take a nappy-wappy, and- Uh-uh-uh! Gotta stay on the rafty-wafty, your littleness!''"
*"''Huh? HELP!!! MARIO!!! LUIGI!!!''"
*"''Hey! Wait for me!''"
*"''Look! Baby Princess is floating away!''"
*"''There's not much sitting in this babysitting stuff!''"
*"''Please stop cryin'! Look, baby Princess! I have pretty fireflies for you!''"
*"''That oughta keep you quiet!''"
*"''Aw, come on! The Princess isn't so bad! Look at her!''"
*"''She must be following the fireflies!''"
*"''Oh no! She's gonna fall in!''"

===The Adventures of Sherlock Mario===
*"''We gotta find the dude first! This fog is thicker than mushroom soup!''"
*"''But where's Solmsey-wolmsey?''"
*"''What are we searchin' for?''"
*"''Uh oh! Ultra-bad scene! Look!''"
*"''Whoa! That was a close shave, dudes!''"
*"''How we gonna find ol' Koopa Doopa's hideout?''"
*"''Whoa! He's escapin' into a Warp Zone!''"
*"''Huh. Don't mention it, detective dude!''"

===Do You Princess Toadstool Take this Koopa...?===
*"''You don't scare me, ya big windbag!''"
*"''Come on, Koopa Stoopa! I'm not afraid! Whaddaya think of that?''"
*"''Whoa! Princess! What happened?''"
*"''Don't do it, Princess! Don't marry Koopa! I'd rather be a rock!''"
*"''I can't let you go through with this!''"
*"''What're you doin', snake-breath?''"
*"''Uh oh! Ruuuuun!''"
*"''Yikes! You're not gonna get away with-''"
*"''About time! I was tired of being a rock!''"
*"''It's gotta be in the great hall! This way!''"
*"''Princess! Koopa fibbed! He turned all your people back into rocks!''"

===The Pied Koopa===
*"''Didn't I tell you dudes you'd really dig this bodacious kingdom?''"
*"''I told you Pasta Land was paradise!''"
*"''Right over there! Lake Spaghetti Sauce!''"
*"''Everybody in Pasta Land is happy! Come on! I'll introduce ya to the mayor!''"
*"''What's wrong, Mayor Fettuccine?''"
*"''Yeah! Just in time for our funerals! Look!''"
*"''DON'T head for shore!''"
*"''They're attacking us from the shore!''"
*"''Surf's up!''"
*"''Hey, nose-nostrils! You call me 'fathead' once more, and I'll give ya a fat lip!!''"
*"''I've heard of damp dungeons, but this is ridiculous!''"
*"''How 'bout spendin' the rest of our lives as fish '''bait?'''"
*"''They GET tall after Koopa stretches 'em!''"
*"''Sure, Mario! And maybe you'll stop scarfin' spaghetti! Hey, listen. I'd love to hang out with you guys some more, but my arms are tired! Goin' down, your highness?''"
*"''If you're dressed for it!''"
*"''What's the matter, Luigi? You're scared?''"
*"''Ouch!''"
*"''Yeah! But how?''"
*"''I hope you guys can play those things!''"
*"''There's the kids, and there's Koopa!''"

===Koopenstein===
*"''That was smart! Now they know we're here!''"
*"''Yeah! I'll climb up that wall and let you dudes in!''"
*"''Me and my big mouth... Why didn't I just suggest we go back to the village and think about it?''"
*"''Uh, hi, guys! Nice day for rock-climbing, don'tcha think?''"
*"''Hey! I got an idea! Let's flip for it! Heads, I keep climbing, tails, you let me go! Either way, you keep the coin, okay?''"
*"''Guess what? You lose!''"
*"''Those Shyguys must have velcro on their feet!''"
*"''I gotta save 'em!''"
*"''TOADERONIMOOOOOOOO!!!''"
*"''Hold this, big guy!''"
*"''Uh, can't we talk this over like civilized monsters?''"
*"''I'll fix him!''"
*"''We lost!''"
*"''Are you sure this'll work?''"
*"''You did it!''"
*"''Talk about takin' a dive!''"

===Mario and Joliet===
*"''Whoa! Looks like a no exit, dudes!''"
*"''They're still goin' at it!''"
*"''That's exactly who she is, feudin' dudes!''"
*"''Shake your veil, bridal babe! The wedding's waitin'!''"
*"''Uh oh! There GOES the bride!''"
*"''Joliet's been kidnapped!''"
*"''We've had it, guys! This feud's really bringing down the house...on us!''"
*"''(*with Mario, Luigi, and Princess Toadstool*) Koopa!''"
*"''It's a net!''"
*"''Hey! I got a bodacious idea! He don't look so strong to me!''"
*"''Big deal! I knew a Troopa who could lift '''two''' dumbbells!''"
*"''What a dumbbell!''"
*"''So much for the great escape, dudes!''"
*"''Well, looks like these dudes are gonna live happily ever after!''"

===Too Hot to Handle===
*"''Let go of me!''"
*"''It's leapin' time, Luigi!''"
*"''A pineapple a day keeps the Shyguys away!''"
*"''Bad news, bros! It's about to get hot, hot, hot!''"
*"''What are those red-hot pipes doing inside this volcano?''"
*"''Leave it to me, guys! I'll keep Koopa hoppin'!''"
*"''That's what YOU think, Stoopa Koopa!''"
*"''You gotta catch me first, King-a-ling!''"
*"''Thanks, Mario! Now let's hope this lava boat really works!''"
*"''Wheeee! This is a definite B-ticket ride!''"
*"''Look, gang! They're smoke signals!''"

===Hooded Robin and His Mario Men===
*"''Okay, I got it this time. Sharewood Village is this way! Let's go!''"
*"''Hooded Robin! Soooo, the Troopas were on '''your''' tail!''"
*"''Show-off supreme if ya ask me!''"
*"''I'm all for layin' out Lizard Lips, but how do we find him?''"
*"''Pull it over! This is a toll road!''"
*"'''By order of his most royal repulsiveness, the reptile Sheriff of Koopingham! The castle road shall require a toll! In the amount of, one wagon full of gold coins!''"<br>(Looks like King Koopa is talking in the final sentence)
*"''Whoops! Okay, okay! I'll take an I.O.U.!''"
*"''Pour on the pasta power, dudes!''"
*"''It's Fryguy!''"
*"''Yeah! He's meltin' the gold coins into liquid assets!''"
*"''Hehehe! Whaddaya know? Hot gold running water!''"

===20,000 Koopas Under the Sea===
*"''Check it out! That seaweed sucker's got a bigger appetite than Mario!''"
*"''I'm mushin'! *pant* I'm mushin'!''"
*"''Wipeout!''"
*"''Without havin' US for lunch! Hey! Look! This place is FULL of creepy creatures!''"
*"''That's right!''"
*"''Deeper?''"
*"''(underwater) Oh no! I can't look!''"
*"''Poor Mario and Luigi! Poor Princess! One gulp, and they're goners!''"
*"''Hey, Captain Abidab! Look!''"
*"''It's from Mario! They're alright!''"
*"''Whoa!''"
*"''Can't we talk about this?''"
*"''I just hope I land in the right place!''"
*"''Ain't ya glad to see me?''"
*"''Cut the mushy stuff! We got a sub to scuttle, remember?''"
*"''What's your plan?''"
*"''(underwater) We're trapped like ratfish!''"
*"''Way to go!''"

===Mighty McMario and the Pot of Gold===
*"''Hey, don't worry, Murphy! We'll clobber that cantankerous creep Koopa!''"
*"''Now that's what I call real fast food!''"
*"''And guess what, guys? Lunch is on you!''"
*"''Hey, guys! Maybe we oughta get outta here!''"
*"''That was close!''"
*"''And I feel safer where you're not!''"
*"''Got it! This'll baffle the bell!''"
*"''Well, if it isn't Murphy the Menace?''"
*"''You mean '''if''' we get dinner!''"
*"''He's bringin' down the house!''"
*"''Wanna bet, Stoopa Koopa? Hey, Mouser! Wanna race?''"
*"''Are we going too fast for ya?''"
*"''Yeah! And it's all your fault!''"

===Mario Meets Koop-zilla===
*"''What's so super about this Super Sushi?''"
*"''Look! It isn't an earthquake! It's Koop-zilla!''"
*"''Boy! I knew the Koopa was a dirty rotten villain, but I had no idea he was such a pig!''"
*"''There! Our titanic Koop-zilla trap is in place!''"
*"''Let's make like a drummer and beat it!''"
*"''Come on! Faster!''"
*"''Mario may save the city, but there'll be no city left!''"
*"''This is the second biggest hypodermic needle I've ever seen!''"
*"''My last flu shot!''"
*"''Let's make like a cactus and stick him!''"

===Koopa Klaus===
*"''Uhhhh, I guess I made a wrong turn at the last iceberg.''"
*"''Hey! As long as we're here, why don't we pay a visit to Santa's workshop?''"
*"''My favorite time of the year! Presents, presents, presents!''"
*"''I can't wait to see Santa! I just know he's got a fabulous present for me!''"
*"''Did someone say something about a present? I've always got time to get a Christmas present!''"
*"''Yay!''"
*"''A snowboard! I loooooove Christmas!''"
*"''My snowboard! My present! If that Koopa ruined my board, I'll...I'll...''"
*"''Well... Yeah, but...my present!''"
*"''Well, it is Christmas. Uh...are you okay, Princess?''"
*"''WHAT?!''"
*"''We've got to save the workshop and the toys! And...Santa of course.''"
*"''But what about Santa?''"
*"''HE'S GOT SANTA!''"
*"''This can't be happening! We'll never have Christmas again! I'll never get another present! Santa! SAAAANTAAAAAA!''"
*"''Mario! You stopped Koopa!''"
*"''If it'll hold Koopa and Santa, it must be a hundred feet thick!''"
*"''Yeah! What's Christmas without presents? Aaaaand Santa?''"
*"''Don't feel bad, Santa! At least I got my present!''"
*"''What's wrong with Santa?''"
*"''Here, Santa. Take my snowboard. At least you'll have one present you can give.''"
*"''Don't cry, Santa, please!''"
*"''We made it, Santa!''"
*"''You mean it, Santa?''"

===Mario and the Red Baron Koopa===
*"''Oops! Something's wrong, Mario!''"
*"''Open a ski resort?''"
*"''I know! The big beanstalk! The one we passed on the way in!''"
*"''You almost got it, Mario! Keep reaching!''"
*"''Help!''"
*"''Well, it was a nice try, but Koopa beat us.''"
*"''Wait a minute! I think I'm standin' on some kinda lever! I'll check it out!''"
*"''Look, Princess! Mario and Luigi's flying carpet has become invisible!''"
*"''How 'bout the town trampoline?''"
*"''That's a cool crate, dudes, but where's the engine?''"
*"''That fireball tail gun might keep Koopa away, but how are ya gonna destroy the [[Wicked Weather Satellite]]?''"
*"''Let's go, Mario, bro! Bombs away!''"
*"''It's tickin'! Let's give 'er a lickin'! Special delivery for Stoopa Koopa!''"
*"''Wha?!''"

===The Unzappables===
*"''Make like a bird and duck!''"
*"''But no one in town will tell us! The dudes are all too scaaaared!''"
*"''How 'bout this, pigeon dude?''"
*"''I don't get it! The dudes are unzappable!''"
*"''These cement overshoes are hard to walk in! Somebody help me take mine off?''"
*"''Nice goin', super dude! Now set us free!''"
*"''Look, dudes! It's Al Koopone's hangout, the Koopa Klub!''"
*"''(with Mario, Luigi, and Princess Toadstool) Cheeseballs!''"
*"''Man! These gangster dudes are really hoppin'!''"
*"''The dude's escapin' into a Warp Zone!''"
*"''(with Luigi and Princess Toadstool) To what?''"

===Bad Rap===
*"''But how's he makin' them do what they're told?''"
*"''Be careful, Princess! Just be cool!''"
*"''One more spin'll be the end of you two!''"

===The Mark of Zero===
*"''It's a good thing ostriches are too dumb to know how hot it is.''"
*"''Me and my big mouth...''"
*"''The legendary masked hero Zero, ya mean!''"
*"''We're out of vegetables!''"
*"''We're trapped!''"
*"''Bullseye!''"
*"''Yay! We did it!''"
*"''(*with Mario, Luigi, and Princess Toadstool*) You're Zero?!''"

===The Ten Koopmandments===
*"'''Koopmandment number 1: Thou shall give Koop Tut all your gold coins!''"
*"''Looks like all the Mushroom People vanished!''"
*"''I wonder what that no-goodnik Koopa is up to now?''"
*"''Uh oh, dudes! Looks like the Koopa Pack's headin' this way!''"
*"''And his Mushroom militia!''"
*"''We're trapped, dudes! Like mushrooms in a salad!''"
*"''Let's make like a bug and flee!''"
*"''(*with Mario, Luigi, and Princess Toadstool*) A Phanto!''"
*"''Ultra bad scene, dudes! We're caught between a mummy and a weird face!''"
*"''Nice goin', plumber dude!''"
*"''Look, dudes! The Red Sauce Sea!''"

===The Koopas are Coming! The Koopas are Coming!===
*"''Get movin', Redcoat! We have not yet begun to fight!''"
*"''Yikes! The iceman cometh!''"
*"''And that someone can ride this nag!''"
*"''It's almost dawn! Redcoat Koopa's gonna attack, and Luigi's not back!''"
*"''Yeah! We'll let George do it! Here, General Washingtoad! Here's a gold coin!''"
*"''Throw it across the river, General!''"
*"''First guy who gets to that gold coin gets to keep it!''"

===The Trojan Koopa===
*"''Land-ho, dudes! The Island of Koopos is dead ahead!''"
*"''Let's get outta here before those hammers nail us!''"
*"''We're gonna bust ya outta this joint!''"
*"''Fellas... Koopa's fort is impregnable!"''
*"''Some Mushroom Retainer I turned out to be. I was so close, but I couldn't save her.''"
*"''That takes care of those jerk hammers!''"
*"''Himself!''"
*"''We're inside Koopa's fortress! This wooden statue scam worked! I gotta hand it to you guys, you're pretty good carpenters for plumbers!''"
*"''I feel like one smooshed Mushroom. Next time, I upgrade to first class!''"
*"''Hurry!''"
*"''(*with Mario and Luigi*) Oh no!''"
*"''Uhhh, I...don't think this is the time for technicalities!''"
*"''Speaking of givin' up, where King Ugly Mug?''"
*"''That's the only boat around here!''"
*"''Which is more than I can say for the real Koopa! Look!''"

===Quest for Pizza===
*"''Mousersaurus Rex, the ugliest, smelliest, rottenest...''"
*"''The rough translation: Scram this way!''"
*"''I hope she takes credit cards!''"
*"''Yeah, I know! He's hard to look at, but can you help him anyway?''"
*"''He doesn't look any better in the picture either.''"
*"''Mario's worse off than he thought!''"
*"''She wants you to get a pizza for Mario!''"
*"''Gee! Caveman Land really is primitive!''"
*"''Forget running! When in Caveman Land, do like the cavemen do!''"
*"''Not too good unless you're a- What? Squirrel!''"
*"''Doesn't anything come smaller than jumbo colossal around here?''"
*"''We got everything but tomatoes for the sauce! *pant* Pickin' tomatoes is easy!''"
*"''Yikes! It's that retro reptile, Alley Koop!''"
*"''Uh oh! He's blowin' his snake stack!''"
*"''Mario's lookin' bad, but not near as bad as that pizza.''"
*"''She says-''"
*"''She says Alley Koop's got a Fire Flower, but he keeps it on heavy guard!''"
*"''Hoo... Hoo... I've had smoother rides in a cement mixer!''"
*"''He said, over the next hill!''"
*"''Heeeeeeelp!''"
*"''Burn stone, Caveboy! We got a pizza to cook!''"
*"''He says, we'll take a shortcut.''"
*"''It's workin'!''"

===The Great Gold Coin Rush===
*"''And they don't look friendly!''"
*"''The worst part is, we paid for round-trip tickets!''"
*"''In here! Quick!''"
*"''Or, maybe it's a way into more trouble!''"
*"''They're not lost now!''"
*"''Bogus! An empty town!''"
*"''That's cool, but who are you? And where are we?''"
*"''Well, does this little ghost town have an assay office?''"
*"''You! Hey! Hello! Yoo-hoo! I need some assay work done here!''"
*"''Well, could you put on your assayer's hat and tell me if this is real?''"
*"''I'm sorry, Clam. This is all my fault!''"
*"''Hey!''"
*"''Koopa, you Stoopa! Watch it with the Bob-Ombs!''"
*"''This is the last of the gold, Koopa.''"
*"''But there '''isn't''' any more!''"
*"''Yup! And without a single gold coin in his pocket!''"

===Elvin Lives===
*"''Hey! Why's everybody so scared?''"
*"''It's comin' from in-''"
*"''And that's gotta be where Koopa is keeping Elvin prisoner!''"
*"''Hey, shoes! Where's the Princess?''"
*"''You said it, shoes!''"
*"''Hey!''"
*"''The Marios have saved the day!''"
*"''(*with Luigi and Princess Toadstool*) NO!''"

===Plummers Academy===
*"''The president? Wow! What for?''"

===Karate Koopa===
*"''Black belt Ninjas! Run for it!''"
*"''Yeah! They're gonna beat you butt good!''"
*"''Koopa sure has a lotta nerve trying to sell us into slavery!''"
*"''Let's bail!''"
*"''Way to go, Ma-ri-o!''"
*"''Yeah, one for eating!''"

===Mario of the Apes===
*"''Yeah! I bet this place is crawlin' with...lions and tigers-''"
*"''It's King Koopa!''"
*"''We may not have found Mario yet, but at least Koopa hasn't found us.''"
*"''Face it, dudes! We're in true Trouter trouble!''"
*"''Late for dinner? That's the Mario I know! But why doesn't Mario know the Mario I know?''"
*"''Wrong-o! Look! A trail of banana peels!''"
*"''Mondo mushtifying! How could Mario hoist this fettuccine physique all the way up there?''"
*"''Absolutely, your royal higher and higherness!''"
*"''No place to go but up!''"
*"''Lady, they're not dinner guests! They're home wreckers!''"

===Princess, I Shrunk the Mario Brothers===
*"''Hey! They're shrinking!''"
*"''At last we got somethin' that'll cut that Koopa creep down to size!''"
*"''Yay! My feet are free!''"
*"''That's right, Koopa Stoopa! Only you'll be playin' shortstop!''"
*"''Princess! I shrunk the Mario Bros.!''"
*"''Waldo! Your magic! Do somethin'!''"
*"''Go! Go!''"
*"''If only I hadn't spilled that potion on the Mario Bros...''"
*"''And '''I''' snuck it in the spray gun!''"

===Little Red Riding Princess===
*"''Look at that! They're frozen solid!''"
*"''Leave it to the Mushroom of Might to chop some!''"
*"''Don't bury me cause I'm not froze yet! I'll save ya guys!''"
*"''(with Mario and Luigi) Wait for us!''"
*"''But, Princess! These woods aren't safe! The big bad wolf lives there!''"
*"''(with Mario and Luigi) Koopa!''"
*"''Like that!''"
*"''That's not fair!''"

===The Provolone Ranger===
*"''Look, there goes Mario. Mario?''"
*"''I got to check this action out.''"
*"''(with Princess Toadstool and Pronto*) Alright!''"
*"''Well Billy the Koopa, now what do ya think of the Provolone Ranger? Hey, Koopa's-''"
*"''Later, dude!''"

===Escape from Koopatraz===
*"''Not guilty!''"
*"''Why do I get the feeling he's gonna throw the book at us?''"
*"''Well, at least we got rid of that creepo Judge Koopa.''"
*"''Sure! My dad was the top toadstool!''"
*"''Yeah! You know him?''"
*"''Gramps!''"
*"''All the way under the bay? That'd take twenty years!''"
*"''FOOOOD FIIIIIIIIGHT!!!''"
*"''(*with Luigi and Gramps*) ♪ We just like to break his bones! ♪''"
*"''(*with Luigi and Gramps*) ♪ Ooh, we hate that tub of lard! ♪''"
*"''You'll never have to go back, Gramps.''"

===Mario of the Deep===
*"''Hey, gang! Looks like trouble in swim city!''"
*"''And she's bein' chased by a Bloober octopus!''"
*"''Way to go, Ma-ri-o!''"
*"''So, that's Koopa Stoopa's plan!''"
*"''There! Princess Bloober, strut your stuff!''"
*"''Way to go, dudes! Scratched three Bloobers!''"
*"''Whaddaya think ol' Koopa Stoopa's cooked up for us this time?''"
*"''(*with Mario, Luigi, Princess Toadstool, and the Mermushroom*) Trouters!!''"
*"''Let's make like an egg and scramble!''"
*"''Safe as mushrooms in a stew! *gasp* Look!''"
*"''(*with Mario, Luigi, Princess Toadstool, and the Mermushroom*) A Clawgrip!''"
*"''If we can find where Barra-Koopa's keepin' him.''"

===Flatbush Koopa===
*"''Thanks for scarin' off Koopa! You Mario Brothers are super!''"
*"''Sure is!''"
*"''No Troopas to fight off...''"
*"''Mondo bored! And I sure miss Mario and Luigi.''"
*"''Mushroom power to the rescue!''"
*"''Now, Princess!''"
*"''Sorry, dudes. We just found you guys, and this was the only rescue we could think of.''"
*"''That's for sure!''"
*"''(with Princess Toadstool) Koopa!''"
*"''Hey Koopa, if you want your scepter, come and get it!''"

===Raiders of the Lost Mushroom===
*"''Easier said than done, Princess babe! This place is really primitive!''"
*"''(with Mario, Luigi, and Princess Toadstool) An Albatoss!''"
*"''Watch out, dudes! That feathery foe works for Koopa!''"
*"''I'm just glad to be back on solid ground.''"
*"''Boy... Did you ever have one of those days?''"
*"''Whoa! Who are you, hero-dude?''"
*"''(with Mario, Luigi, and Princess Toadstool) The Temple of Koopa?''"
*"''(with Mario, Luigi, and Princess Toadstool) Koopaphobia?''"
*"''Trouble city, dudes! Look!''"
*"''(with Mario, Luigi, and Princess Toadstool) A Fryguy!''"
*"''(with Mario, Luigi, and Princess Toadstool) A Cobrat!''"
*"''Whew! That was close, dudes!''"
*"''(with Mario, Luigi, and Princess Toadstool) The Lost Mushroom!''"
*"''(with Mario, Luigi, and Princess Toadstool) It's a Shyguy Lion!''"
*"''And the dude thinks we're lunch!''"
*"''Way to go, lion-tamin' dude! Now get us outta here!''"
*"''We can't do it alone! As long as the dude has the Lost Mushroom, he's too powerful!''"
*"''I think you're right, dude! Look!''"
*"''(with Mario, Luigi, and Princess Toadstool) INDIANA JOE - BABYSITTER?''"
*"''Don't mention it, ex-babysittin' dude!''"

===Crocodile Mario===
*"''Put that croc in shock, Mario!''"
*"''When we get down to street level, they start chewing us!''"
*"''Yeah, because the barbecue is us!''"
*"''If I'd known it was gonna be this dangerous, I would've gone with Mario and Luigi.''"
*"''Sorry dude, we gotta borrow your tree for a while.''"
*"''Hey Marios, grab this!''"

===Star Koopa===
*"''Just when I was winnin'.''"
*"''That's what my landlady said when I asked for my cleaning deposit back.''"
*"''Yay! Get him!''"
*"''It got me in the funny bone! Take that, rock! Wait! I didn't mean it!''"
*"''Way to go, Ma-ri-o! We'll get to the Mushroom Colony just in time for lunch!''"

===Robo Koopa===
*"''Mario, jump for your life!''"
*"''Hit the deck! It's a Bullet Bill!''"
*"''You can say that again!''"
*"''So what are we gonna do about that Robo stinker?''"
*"''This is the man who is gonna stop Koopa?''"
*"''Oh yeah?''"
*"''Those Koopas are no match for the Mighty Mushroom of Might!''"
*"''Uh oh, we got Robo trouble!''"
*"''Oh no!''"
*"''Watch out, guys!''"

==[[Tommy Lasagna]]==
*"''Well actually, fellas, that's not what I'm here for. Besides, I have to see your stuff.''"
*"''First, we need a diamond. Let's start from the ground up!''"
*"''Alright! Let's go!''"
*"''Hey, Mario! You pitch! Luigi? You catch! Alright! Get your equipment, huh!''"
*"''Let's go! Here we go!''"
*"''Alright! Will you knock it off? Alright! Gimme your best fastball, ah? I'll clock your speed!''"
*"'''Don't give up on your day job.'''"
*"''While these two bums practice over and over again, watch these exciting scenes from the next Legend of Zelda!''"
*"''Well, don't just stand there!''"
*"''Neither one! I'm here to sample your meatballs!''"
*"''Yeah! I'm opening a new restaurant in Brooklyn, and I've been lookin' everywhere for the famous Mama Mario meatball recipe!''"
*"''No! It tastes like horsehide and string!''"
*"''Well, I'll tell you what. Since I've already tasted it, I'll take these back with me to the ballpark.''"
*"''No! To cover with leather and use and use as balls! That might help me get outta the cellar.''"
*"''No! I mean, this basement department!''"
*"''Well, I think there's something you can do at the ballpark.''"
*"''No! We're talkin' tossin' peanuts!''"
*"''Do the Mario!''"

==[[Tryclyde]]==
===The Great Gladiator Gig===
*"''Mash 'em! Stomp 'em! Crush 'em!''"
*"''Mash 'em! Stomp 'em! Crush 'em!''"
*"''I dunno. Ask him.''"
*"''I dunno. Ask him.''"
*"''Mash 'em! Stomp 'em! Crush 'em!''"
*"''I'll take that one! No, that one! I've got 'em!''"
*"''No! Got the other one!''"
*"''Hey! What?''"

===The Adventures of Sherlock Mario===
*"''Heheh! I bet it was Mouser!''"
*"''Heheh! Three heads are better than one!''"

===Do You Princess Toadstool Take this Koopa...?===
*"''Do you Princess Toadstool take this regal reptile for your husband?''"

===Koopa Klaus===
*"''Ice bombs are loaded on the sleigh, Koopa Klaus.''"
*"''Guh! And an unhappy New Year! Ha! Hehehe!''"

===The Unzappables===
*"''Hey, boss! Your order from the Gangster Supply Store has arrived.''"
*"''It's those pastrami plumbers!''"

===Raiders of the Lost Mushroom===
*"''What are we gonna do, Kolonel Von Koop?''"
*"''Heheh! That's right!''"
*"''That's right!''"<br>(Looks like Koopa Troopa is talking.)
*"''Wow! A 14-karat castle!''"

==Tulio==
*"''Baloney! I am comin' in!''"
*"''Yes master.''"
*"''I will leave now since Mario, my pal, is not here.''"

==[[Vampa White]]==
*"''Welcome to the Wheel of Misfortune, the game of pain, misery, and torture! I'm your hostess, Vampa White.''"
*"''Playing the game is simple, to decide the Mario Brothers' fate, we simply spin the wheel!''"
*"''Congratulations! You win a trip to the Tunnel of Doom.''"
*"''Bon voyage!''"

==[[Vincent Van Gook]]==
*"''Hello, hello! I'm here to see Luigi! My name? It is Vincent Van Gook!''"
*"''The pleasure, it is all yours! This apartment. It smells of intense creativity, or else old sweat socks!''"
*"''Are you crazy? Vincent Van Gook; he never sits when he works! But in this case, I am tired. Get me a chair. I will set up the easel.''"
*"''Quickly! Quickly now! We get to the first lesson. To the lesson.''"
*"''Now, to the first lesson: always carry a sharp pencil!''"
*"''Lesson number two: never, ever poke me in the ear with this thing! Lesson number three: never go swimming right after lunch! Always wait three hours!''"
*"''Genius! Pure genius!''"
*"''No, no! It is perfect!''"
*"''No, my son! This is- This is a masterpiece! You, my son! You are truly, an artiste!''"
*"''I would bet my ear on it!''"
*"''Take it easy! I am not Vincent Van Deaf!''"
*"''Disgusting, Mario, but well-put!''"
*"''Yes, of course, Luigi! And from now on, your art lessons will be taught, by the great Mario here!''"
*"''Very interesting, Luigi! Yes indeed! But it lacks that certain meat sauce quality that the great Mario brings to the picture!''"
*"''Now uh, Mario, you realize of course that it's going to cost you a few shekels, to learn your art form!''"
*"''This week, only 1500 dollar!''"
*"''Hey! Hey, hey, hey, fellas! Look, hahaha! Uh-uh, lesson's over today! Anyway, I gotta get over to Mrs. Poncherelli and finish her back por-porch! I-I gotta give it a second coat before it gets dark, haha! See ya later! Hahaha!''"
*"''(*with Mario and Luigi*) Do the Mario!''"

==[[Waldo the Wizard]]==
*"'''Tis I, you bounders!''"
*"''Of course, they're jolly-well shrinking thanks to my Magic Shrink Potion.''"
*"''Why, I am Waldo the Wizard, and this used to be MY castle, until that rotter Koopa stole it from me.''"
*"''These little crummies are just the beginning! I'm going to vanquish Koopa and get my castle back. And, I'm going to do it with this veil of Magic Shrinking Potion!''"
*"''Nonsense, m'boy! With that potion, and my magic-''"
*"''We're bound to ruin Koopa's day!''"
*"''Oh, dear! There goes the potion!''"
*"''I say!''"
*"''Sorry, ol' chap, but if I can't move my hands, I can't do magic!''"
*"''Zounds that Koopa. What a cad!''"
*"''Save yourselves!''"
*"''If...only I could...get my hands free, I could conjure a magical antidote and restore the Mario Bros. to their normal size!''"
*"''I mixed up a Magic Growing Potion!''"
*"''That cad Koopa deserves to get the boot, and I think I'll give it to him!''"
*"''I must say, Mario Bros., you've done a jolly-good job of helping me get my castle back.''"

==[[Willy White]]==
*"''Yes, that was the beautiful Passover in Norway Polka, as performed by Joe Banana, and his Band of A-peel!''"
*"''And now, the moment that you've been waiting for, fantastic friends! I'm about to announce the lucky winners of our WACK Radio Broadcast Competition! Our lusciously lucky listeners who's names I'm about to announce, will have a complete day of WACK Programming Broadcast Live from their hospitable homes! And they'll help yours truly, Wonderful Wacky Willy White with the actual DJ duties! Are you ready out there in Listener Land?''"
*"''Alright. Don't get too pushy, now! The two friendly folks who will be with me on the air tomorrow, are from bodacious Brooklyn, New York: Luigi and Mario, the Mario Bros.!''"
*"''Congratulations to our great prize winners!''"
*"''Congratulations to Mario and Luigi of Brooklyn, New York! By the way, you two should expect to see me, the Wonderfully Wacky Willu White, at your palatial palace tomorrow at 9 AM! And have your best announcer voices in tune, boys, because this will be your big shot to show the world just how totally excellent you are!''"
*"''This is the Wonderful Wacky Willy White, yes, coming to you live from the homey home of our winners, Mario and Luigi! Congratulations, dudes!''"
*"''Ah, yes! Isn't it hospitable hospitality for you people out there in Listener Land? And...we'll be right back, right after...this!''"
*"''What's wrong with you guys? I mean, where's your energy? Where's your love?''"
*"''Well, hey! All you guys needed to do was just...be yourselves. You shouldn't have tried to be like the Wonderfully, Wonderfully Wacky Willy White overnight! I mean, after all, I have experience! I'm a...trained professional!''"
*"''Oh! Alright. Thank you very much! Wonderfully Wacky Willy White here! Oh, hi, boss! Yeah. Lay it on me. Huh? Really! Far out! Yes! I'll tell 'em! Thanks a lot! Buh-bye!''"
*"''My, I gotta say, you two hit monsters, you two guys! The phone down at the station is ringing off the hook! Everyone's just wacky about our hot new DJs, The Whispering Plumbers! What do you say about that, boys?''"
*"''You glorious gregarious guys really are exhausted! Hehehe! Well, friends, this is the Wonderfully Wacky Willy White, signing off from the home of the Whispering Plumbers! You better make that The...Snoring Plumbers! Bye-bye, everybody!''"
*"''(*with Mario and Luigi*) Do the Mario!''"

==Worm==
*"''Spaghetti? We're not spaghetti. We're worms!''"
*"''I've never been so insulted in my whole life.''"

==[[Young McDonald]]==
*"''Yessiree! You called our farm?''"
*"''Yeah, I've heard that a thousand times! E-I-E-I-O! I'm Young McDonald, his son! Dad's at a tater convention, so I'm running the farm!''"
*"''Hoo, boy! It is this bad, ain't it? It smells like a produce section in here!''"
*"''Lemme take a good look at this! Mm-hmmm... Uh-huh! Mm-hmmm!''"
*"''Well, I dunno. Have you tried picking them?''"
*"''You got any clippers?''"
*"''This oughta fix you right up!''"
*"''Yeah! This oughta be great!''"
*"''Sure!''"
*"''Aww, don't worry! You'll get used to 'em!''"
*"''Sure! That kind of stuff grows on you!''"
*"''Not yet! This is a really tough case!''"
*"''Boys! Boys! Boys! C'mon! I think I've found an answer! Luigi, you have Veggieitis! 'Veggieitis: The strange malady of vegetables growing out of the human body. This usually happens when chopped up vegetable seeds are eaten with spaghetti sauce. This only occurs every 300 years in Brooklyn.'''"
*"''I'm gettin' to that! Yes, yes! There is a a cure! 'Eat a rose. This will cause the vegetables to fall off instantly.'''"
*"'''Unfortunately, eating a rose sometimes causes Roseitis, which, uh, lasts about a week.'''"
*"''Roses grow out of your ears.''"
*"''(with Mario and Luigi) Do the Mario!''"

==[[Zero]]==
*"''Are you here to like, buy something, or just make a mess.''"
*"''So what'll it be? Burritos, enchiladas, quesadillas?''"
*"''Ah! It's El Koopitan! I'm getting outta here!''"
*"''You baked thunders decide what you want yet? Oops! I forgot!''"
*"''The legendary masked hero, Zero. And if you guys can keep my secret, I'll give you all the tacos you can carry.''"

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