Editing List of Mario Super Sluggers quotes

{{italic title|List of ''Mario Super Sluggers'' quotes}}
{{rewrite-expand|Add missing quotes of other characters (including Lakitu's remaining quotes)|July 16, 2022}}
This is a list of quotes from the game ''[[Mario Super Sluggers]]''; the quotes are listed by character.

==[[Baby Daisy]]==
*''"Waa! Waa!"''
*''"WHAAAAAAAAAAA!"''
*''"WHAA WHAA WHAAAA!"''
*''"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"''
*''"Googly gah!"''
*''"Gaaaaah!"''

==[[Baby Donkey Kong]]==
*''"Ooky ooky!"''
*''"Ooky!"''
*''"Ookie ooka ookagoo!"''
*''"Ookie ook!"''

==[[Baby Luigi]]==
*''"Goo goo! Whaaaaaaa!"''
*''"Boogle goo! Grabble gibble wa wa!"''
*''"Waaaaa! Goobity bloo!"''
*''"GOO!"''
*''"Baby Luigi!"''

==[[Baby Mario]]==
*''"Google bloo!"''
*''"Goo goooo! Ka-hee!"''
*''"Goo goo GOO!"''
*''"Yaaaay!"''

==[[Baby Peach]]==
*''"Ga ga goo!"''
*''"Coo! Goo ga goo!"''
*''"Kooloo goo!"''
*''"Gooooooo!"''
*''"Giggle! Giggle goo!"''

==[[Birdo]]==
*''"Yoo hoo! Hey! Look! I'm up here! Help me, please! [[Bowser Jr.]] is over there!"''
*''"Safe at last! Thank you all soo much!"''
*''"It was just shocking! I was just doing a little sunbathing. All of a sudden that pesky Bowser Jr. popped out of nowhere!"''
*''"I freaked out a little and scampered over here. Then they erased the bridge."''
*''"You're all my heroes! You must let me join you!"''

==[[Blooper]]==
*''"Bloop! Bloop blorp!"''
*''"Bloopy! Bloopity bloo!"''

==[[Boo]]==
*''"Tooooo laaaate!"''
*''"Finally! I've waited so long my feet have frozen!"''
*''"You say I don't have feet?"''
*''"..."''
*''"Laugh already! Having no sense of humor's gonna get you punished!"''
*''"Booooo! Bowser's minions, it's punishment time! Hoo hoo hoo!"''

==[[Boomerang Bro]]==
*''"Ha ha ha! You're just now noticing?"''
*''"This ballpark is under the control of Bowser's minions!"''
*''"What's wrong with you dodos? You WANT to get hit with my boomerang?"''
*''"Well, all right! Don't say I didn't warn you!"''
*''"Drafty diapers! How did you nobodies beat me?!"''
*''"None of that matters, though. The Dynamo is still busted!"''
*''"Doesn't matter, I went in and fiddled with the electrical circuits."''
*''"I see a plumber with you guys, but not an electrician! Har har!"''

==[[Bowser Jr.]]==
*''"Up and at ‘em, lackeys! Get out there and make this island MINE!"''
*''"Wah ha ha! Ya hear that, Mario! I’m takin’ over!"''
*''"Ya don’t like it? Well, then try to beat me at baseball!"''
*''"Haul your bad self to MY field, [[Bowser Jr. Playroom]]!"''
*''"Hold it, losers! Who said you could fiddle around with my awesome bridge?"''
*''"I raised that bridge so [[Baby Luigi|Mr. Whiny Britches]] would be stuck all alone."''
*''"And now you chumps come along and ruin my fun!"''
*''"My daddy is gonna take over this whole stupid island!"''
*''"And once he does, I’m keeping THIS place all to myself! Wah ha ha!"''
*''"NO WAY! That was luck! Nothing but stupid, crummy, moldy luck!"''
*''"I wasn’t trying, is all!"''
*''"Bah! Who needs a run-down ballpark like this? I'll just go take over another ballpark!"''
*''"Aaaaw! It’s [[Mario|you]]!"''
*''"You went and ruined my flooded-fountain plan! I was gonna crash some boats in there!"''
*''"You want the princess and the ballpark back? You’re gonna have to go through ME! Nya ha ha!"''
*''"Buttered broccoli! I can't believe I lost!"''
*''"This just ain’t right!"''
*''"You cheated, didn't you? You're just a big Cheaty McCheaterton!"''
*''"Now that the fog is lifting, I can see how lame this ballpark really is!"''
*''"Yee-haw!"''

==[[Dry Bones|Blue Dry Bones]]==
*''"Clackety clack! Clack clack clacky clacky clark clurk clank clank clank clink! (Stop.)"''
*''"Clackety. Clk clk clk... (This park is now the dominion of Bowser's minions! Ha ha ha...)"''
*''"Clacker clack... (We won't give it up without a fight...)"''
*''"Clackey clunk... (Defeat...stinks...)"''

==[[Noki|Blue Noki]]==
*''"Yeee-ikes! Boy, did you ever put a scare into little ol' me!"''
*''"There was a huge crash just a second ago, so I decided to lay low until the danger passed."''
*''"What? [[Bowser Jr.]]? Here? On the island? Trying to take over? With minions? ...Well, crud!"''
*''"So you're recruiting baseball teammates to take him down, eh?"''
*''"Well, maybe I should test you first! ...You know. Just *in case.*"
*''"If you can pass my test. I'll help you out!"''
*''"Well, if you want me as a teammate, come back and chat with me again."''
*''"Well? Do you have the sand for my challenge?"''
*''"Oh... Yeah, that's a problem. If you can't pass my test, you won't beat [[Bowser Jr.]]!"''
*''"Oh, wow. You're a total pro. I'd love to join your team!"''
*''"Let's go stomp that [[Bowser Jr.]]! I know you can do it!"''

==[[Pianta|Blue Pianta]]==
*''"Gu-huh! Halp! Someone! I'm locked in and can't get out!"''
*''"[[Bowser Jr.]] locked the door and then ran off with the durn key!"''
*''"Aw, blessed sunshine! You've come to free me!"''
*''"[[Bowser Jr.]] done locked me in here! Can one'a you get the key and lemme out?"''
*''"Hu-yuh! Garsh, thanks a million, pal!"''
*''"I'm Blue Pianta, and this is muh shop."''
*''"You can buy items and such here. They'll help ya in Baseball games!"''
*''"Hey! Howzabout lettin' me join your team? Since I owe ya for the rescue and all."''

==[[Shy Guy|Blue Shy Guy]]==
*''"Yeah, it seems [[Bowser Jr.]] wandered by and mucked up the park. It's actually not quite--"''
*''"...Uh-huh. Anyway, now [[Wiggler]] is seeing red and the roller coaster's gone wacko."''
*''"...It's over here. You wanna come take a look?"''
*''"The [[Piranha Plant]] in the pipe is gone, too!"''
*''"The jerk! ...Uh, I mean... How brave of him."''
*''"If [[Shy Guy]] is going, then sign me up, too! That [[Bowser Jr.]] needs to be taught a lesson!"''

==[[Toad (species)|Blue Toad]]==
*''"Oh, hey! He'll NEVER find me if I hide over there! Yeah, that's the stuff!"''
*''"Uh-oh! Someone's watching me!"''
*''"Look, this is Princess Peach's treasured garden! I'm sorry, but you have to turn back here."''
*''"Hold it right there! I'm guarding this area for Princess Peach!"''
*''"Hey! Princess Peach has joined you?"''
*''"In that case, go right ahead! I hid the statue in the shrubbery."''
*''"I've completed my duty!"''

==[[Yoshi (species)|Blue Yoshi]]==
*''"Yoshi! Yoshi! (I've been waiting for you guys!)"''
*''"Yoshi! Yoshi! ([[Bowser Jr.]] got [[Wiggler]] all upset, and now he's on a rampage!)"''
*''"Yoshi! Yoshi! (You should be able to switch the rails and get [[Wiggler]] down, but..."''
*''"Yoshi! Yoshi! ([[Green Magikoopa]] changed the password on the controller.)"''
*''"Yoshi! Yoshi! (I don't have a clue what to do. I'm hoping you'll know.)"''
*''"What's the maximum number of stars the Star Gauge can hold?"''
*''"What's the total number of playes on both teams in a baseball game?"''
*''"On [[Wiggler]]'s head is...1.A hat 2.A flower 3.A teakettle"''
*''"How many gondolas are on the Ferris Wheel?"''
*''"How many tentacles does [[Blooper]] have?"''
*''"Yoshi! (Fantastic! Thanks! The rails have been switched back!)"''
*''"Yoshi! Yoshi! (Now we just have to wait for [[Wiggler]] to come down!)"''
*''"Yooooooshiiiiii! (I'm going with you! Let's teach these guys a thing or two!)"''

==[[Dry Bones|Dark Bones]]==
*''"Clack Clack. (Calling in backup? That's not very fair.)"''
*''"Clackety clack. (You're not getting past me. I will stop you.)"''
*''"Clack...clack...clunk. (I've... been... beaten...)"''

==[[Dixie Kong]]==
*''"Ook ook eek! (HELP! HELP! EEEEEEK!)"'' 
*''"Ook ook! (Thanks for your help.)"'' 
*''"Ook! Ook! (Yes, I'm fine, but [[Bowser Jr.]]...)"'' 
*''"Ook! Oook! (I think he's trying to take over [[DK Jungle (baseball stadium)|the ballpark]].)"'' 
*''"Ooooook... (Ack! The stone tablet at the top of this cliff!)"'' 
*''"Ook! Ook! (Hey! [[Donkey Kong]]! Wait up!)"'' 
*''"Ookie! Ookie! (Donkey Kong, you crazy ape! He never listens to anyone...)"'' 
*''"Ookie ook. (Look, to get to the ballpark, you have to cross the stone bridge...)"'' 
*''"Ookie! Ookie! (The stone tablet on top of the cliff was a switch.)"'' 
*''"Ookie! Ookie! (But Bowser Jr. has broken it up and hidden it! What a cad!)"'' 
*''"Ookie ooo! (Please! You have to help find the stone-tablet pieces!)"'' 
*''"Ookie! Ookie! (I saw something near the back of the sign at the entrance. Try looking there.)
*''"Ook ook ooo! (Wow! You found a stone tablet!)"'' 
*''"Ooook... (Oh no! It's been broken into pieces!)"'' 
*''"Ook ook! (We need all 3 pieces of the stone tablet to fix the bridge.)"''
*''"Ook oooook ook! (I'll help you look! Donkey Kong! Come down here, will you?)"''
*''"Ook! (Donkey Kong! Why not let [[Mario]] and his friends handle it?)"''

==[[Donkey Kong]]==
*''"Ook! Ook! (I was wondering when you'd arrive.)"''
*''"Ookity ook! OOOOK! (Bowser Jr. was here a little while back.)"''
*''"OOK OOK OOK! (He dropped our log bridge and then ran off!)"''
*''"Ook! Hooo ook! (I wanted to chase him down, but not even I can jump across that gap.)"''
*''"Oook? Oooo... (This is pathetic! What am I gonna do now?)"''

==[[Dry Bones]]==
*''"Clackety clack... (Must get diamonds... BASEBALL diamonds!)"''
*''"Clackety clack! (Stop...)"''
*''"Click clack clunk! (You can't have this treasure chest.)"''
*''"Clack? Clunk... (I...lost...)"''

==[[Fire Bro]]==
*''"Stuff it, [[Funky Kong|surfer boy]]! I know you're looking for the stone tablet! You'll never get it!"''
*''"Aw toothaches! Where did you come from? You looking for the stone tablet, too?"''
*''"I will never give up the stone tablet! Do you hear me?! Never!"''
*''"Man! You're really tough! Why didn't you just say so and save me all this hassle?"''
*''"Listen up! Don't search the statue behind me! There's no stone tablet anywhere around it!"''

==[[Funky Kong]]==
*''"Ook. Ook. (Yo, croc dude! What's the big deal?)"''
*''"Ook. Ook! (I'm just trying to score some treasure! Don't harsh, bud!)"''
*''"Ook. Ook. (You got peanuts in your dome! I don't want any stone tablet! See ya!)"''
*''"Ook. Ook. (Yeah, something like that!)"''
*''"Ook oooo! (Thanks for the assist! I was just searching for treasure, and...)"''
*''"Ook! (What's that? You're hunting for tablet pieces?)"''
*''"Ook! (Hey, try the tunnel on the left side of the island!! I stubbed my toe on something there!)"''
*''"Ook! Oooook ook! (Let's go look together!)"''

==[[Shy Guy|Gray Shy Guy]]==
*''"HAA! YAR! HAAAAR! Get back, crummy bad guys!"''
*''"Wait a sec... You're not [[Bowser Jr.]]! ...What's that? You're going to defeat him?"''
*''"Well, I won't join up with a buncha wimps. Show me what you've got, and I'm in."''
*''"When you're good, you're good. I'll admit it! I'm happy to join the team!"''

==[[Noki|Green Noki]]==
*''"Seashells! You scared the salt water out of me!"''
*''"A whole bunch of scary guys were running around earlier! That's why I was hiding.''"
*''"What did you say? You want to beat [[Bowser Jr.]] at baseball? You're CRAZY!''"
*''"Well... I'll think about it. But only if Blue Noki is with you, too!''"
*''"Fried seaweed! You again?''"
*''"So what did Blue Noki say?''"
*''"Let's see... Well, if you bring Blue Noki with you, I'll consider joining up.''"
*''"Great jumpin' starfish! You scared the salt water out of me!"''
*''"I'm hiding from [[Bowser Jr.]]! Don't scare me like that! ...And don't tell him where I am!"''
*''"...Wha? Really? You want me to join you?"''
*''"I dunno... Maybe if you had some other [[Noki|Nokis]] with you..."''
*''"Sweet stinky tide pools! [[Noki|Blue Noki]] is with you!"''
*''"In that case, consider me interested! But first you have to prove yourself."''
*''"How about this... If you think you're ready for me, swing by again. OK?''"
*''"Will you accept my challenge?''"
*''"Oh no! Sorry! I mean, I really do want to help, but...''"
*''"I just don't think you have what it takes to defeat [[Bowser Jr.]]!''"
*''"Well done! I'd be happy to join up with you!"''
*''"Um...say. Can I ask you for a favor?"''
*''"There's [[Baby Luigi|a baby]] crying out on the pier. Do you think you can help him?"''
*''"His crying is drowning out the relaxing ocean surf, and I'm starting to get stressed out."''

==[[Shy Guy|Green Shy Guy]]==
*''"Musty mittens! You found me! ...I thought I had the perfect hiding place!"''
*''"You want me to join your baseball team?"''
*''"In that case, let's settle it by playing some baseball! If you win, I join!"''
*''"You... You're the best! I'm going with you!"''

==[[Toad (species)|Green Toad]]==
*''"GYAWAAAAH! D-d-don't eat me, please! Huh?"''
*''"Seriously?! You're going to take on Bowser's minions? ...That's CRAZY TALK!"''
*''"This seems like a riskly plan. I have to make sure you can really pull it off."''
*''"Whew! Boy, was I ever wrong to doubt you! Count me in!"''

==[[Hammer Bro]]==
*''"I'm going this way!"''
*''"Outta the way, bub! I wanna get this moved before [[Mario]] and his crew show."''
*''"Slug butter! Here comes trouble!"''
*''"Looks like it's up to me. I'm gonna stomp you chumps into last week!"''
*''"Worm germs! You... you weren't supposed to beat me..."''
*''"You won't get away with this!"''

==[[King Boo]]==
*"''Booo hoo ha! HEY! You defeated Bowser Jr.!''"
*"''I wondered who would win, so I made myself invisible and watched the whole thing.''"
*"''You booooth look like benchwarmers to me!''"
*"''Say WHAT? You want ME to help YOOOOOU?''"
*"''No! Not even if you had some Boos on your roster! Well... If you had some Boos with you, I might...''"
*"''Hey! Hey, yoooou! Did you find some Boos?''"
*"''Boo hoo ha! Here are your hints: "error item" and "in a box"! Make sure you get them all!''"
*"''Hey! You there! What you got there? Huh? ...HEY! That's a Boo, isn't it? Yeah! It is!''"
*"''Aw... Little Boos are so cute! But I don't want to see him riding pine! Put him in a game, yeah?''"

==[[King K. Rool]]==
*''"By my toothy grin! Who dares to disturb my rest?"''
*''"You fools know who I am, don't you?"''
*''"You think to oppose my glorious girth?! Graw haw haaa! I love it!"''
*''"You deserve a kingly beating! Come on! Graaaw haw haaaaaaaw!"''
*''"You think it's a good idea to challenge me?"''
*''"King K. Rool doesn't do anything halfway! Hope you've said your good-byes, fools!"''
*''"What a bunch of misfits!"''
*''"Come back if you ever get the courage to challenge me."''
*''"I see you fools failed to learn your lesson... If you strike at a king, you must finish him!"''
*''"You'll regret the day you ran into me."''
*''"Great gravyboats! You saps are pretty good!"''
*''"Graw haw haw! I like your style! I'm going to join your lineup!"''
*''"Come on! It's obvious who's better! Listen up, Kritters! From here on, we're allies!"''
*''"Don't get me wrong! This is ONLY while we're playing baseball!"''

==[[Kritter]]==
===Green Kritter===
*"''STOP! What're you wimps doin' here? Why, I oughta...''"
*"''Stone tablet? What're ya babblin' about?''"
*"''You're making no sense, but it don't matter none. This here's Kritter's turf!''"
*"''You wanna go on, yer gonna have to go through ME! Bwar har har!''"
*"''Creepin' crawfish! I can't believe I lost!''"
*"''I...I gotta tell the boss. He won't forget this! ...Or forgive!''"
*"''Tear 'em up, King K. Rool!''"
*"''Er...K-King K. Rool? Are you sure about that?''"

===Blue Kritter===
*"''Gar! What're ya doin' here?''"
*"''Whaaa? Stone tablet? Oh, yeah...THAT thing!''"
*"''Listen! I ain't just a purdy face! I got smarts! I ain't tellin' you squat!''"
*"''Ya think you can take on us Kritters? I bet you can't even get by me!''"
*"''Ya did it, by gar!''"
*"''All right. I'll tell ya 'bout the stone tablet. ...It's in the giant flower up there. 
*"''But ya best go and prepare yourselves! I'm a gonna tell King K. Rool what happened!''"
*"''Switch on!''"

===Red Kritter===
*"''Don't move friend!''"
*"''End of the line! You ain't gettin' by me, and you ain't takin' no treasure, neither!''"
*"''I'm calling you out!''"
*"''Curses! I lost!''"
*"''This ain't gonna cut it! I gotta tell King K. Rool the news!''" 
*"''You ain't heard the last of me!''"

===Brown Kritter===
*"''You there! What do you think you're doing?''"
*"''I'm the dirty underbelly of the Kritter gang!''"
*"''...Not sure what that means, but King K. Rool said it, so it must be important!''"
*"''I'm gonna whup you in the name of dirty underbellies everywhere!''"
*"''What just happened? ...That was bad.''"
*"''Ya'll get ready for a beatdown! I'm gonna wake up King K. Rool!''"
*"''Snivel away, snivelers! All the sniveling in the world won't save you now! Switch on!''"

==[[Lakitu]]==
*''"Strike!"''
*''"Out!"''
*''"Change!"''
*''"Bean ball!"
*''"Walk!"
*''"That's the ball game!"''
*''"Mario! Luigi! Welcome to Baseball Kingdom!"''
*''"This amazing island is filled with baseball fields designed just for you!"''
*''"Oh, I almost forgot! I'm your guide, Lakitu!"''
*''"It's my pleasure to show you around the island. Please! Follow me!"''
*''"Princess Peach built this island so all her friends could play baseball."''
*''"There are fields for all of you! Mario, Princess Peach, Yoshi, Wario, Donkey Kong..."''
*''"Wh-what's that?"''
*''"Oh, dear! Oh, my stars! Bowser Jr. is invading!"''
*''"H-he wants to take over this island!"''
*''"Mario! You need to build a baseball team! Gather players from across the island!"''
*''"Hey! Luigi has followed them to [[Mario Stadium (baseball stadium)|Mario Stadium]]!"''
*''"You'd better follow him, Mario!"''
*''"Well, if it isn't [[Baby Luigi]]! What are you doing here, little one?"''
*''"Huh? The bridge went up without warning and trapped you here? Who would do such a thing?"''
*''"Eep! I know that voice!"''
*''"Oh no! The stadium! Bowser Jr. is..."''
*''"What's that? [[Baby Mario]] is inside the stadium?"''
*''"Oh, cheese curds! We have to save him!"
*''"You want to go with us, Baby Luigi?"''
*''"Aw, he wants to rescue Baby Mario. Brotherly love is a beautiful thing!"''
*''"Ah! Are you all right, Baby Mario?"''
*''"You're certainly happy to be away from awful [[Bowser Jr.]], aren't you?"''
*''"Hmm? What have we here? It looks like Bowser Jr. dropped some kind of key..."''
*''"I wonder what this key is for... Let's poke around later and see what we can find."''
*''"[[Baby Daisy]]! What's wrong?"''
*''"You were playing hide- and-seek with [[Baby Peach]]?"''
*''"Then Bowser Jr. appeared and scared you? You poor thing!"''
*''"And you dropped your rattle when you ran away? Well, I'm sure you'll be OK without--"''
*''"Yikes! She won't stop crying until we find her rattle. Let's see if she dropped it nearby."''
*''"Oh, so that makes you happy, does it? Perfect!"''
*''"Ha ha ha! Your rattle is also your bat? Then you're all set to enjoy some baseball!"''
*''"Oh, gee. This is going to be a challenge... I think it wants to play baseball."''
*''"Or...space dolls..."''
*''"I believe it wants to join the team..."''
*''"Or...have coffee. With cream..."''
*''"Oh, my! So you've been hiding here, have you, Baby Peach?"''
*''"Oh, I see! You don't want to go outside because it's scary!"''
*''"There's only one thing to do! Show Baby Peach your strength, and reassure her!"''
*''"See? Even if that nasty Bowser Jr. shows, you'll be safe with us!"''
*''"You did it! She's agreed to join the team!"''

==[[Luigi]]==
*''"Oh yeah!"''

==[[Magikoopa]]==
*''"Hold it! Don't you dare touch this here lever!"''
*''"This here Koopa is in charge of watching over this here lever! ...See?!"''
*''"You're going to pull my beautiful...lever... I just knows it!"''

==[[Mario]]==
*''"...?"''
*''"!!!"''
*''"Oh-ho-ho-ho, no!"''
*''"Yes!"''

==[[Paragoomba]]==
*''"Charred chestnuts! You're gonna make me molt if you keep scaring me like that!"''

==[[Petey Piranha]]==
*''"GWARGH! HURGLE BURGLE PLBBBT!"''
*''"GLARGH TARGLE BARGLE!"''
*''"HARG! KURBLARGLE HARGLE PLLLBBTTT!"''
*''"BLARGLE BURGLE GURGLE PLUPPPBBTT KABAAAAAARRG!"''
*''"BLUURGH! KERGLE KARGLE KA-BLAAAAARGO!"''

==[[Princess Daisy]]==
*''"Oh, sweet! You helped me get back to normal, didn't you? Thanks!"''
*''"Right as rain, [[Princess Peach|Peach]]! Now let's go mop Bowser Jr. and his minions."''
*''"Oh dear, this will never do!"''
*''"The fountain is flooded all over again!"''
*''"Hey!"''

==[[Princess Peach]]==
*''"Mario! Help me!"''
*''"Thank you, Mario!"''
*''"Thank you, [[Toadsworth]], Is everyone else safe as well? Where is Daisy?"''
*''"Mario! Let's go get Daisy!"''
*''"You understand that I'm coming with you, right?"''
*''"I know you'll appreciate my company!"''
*''"Plus I can use my Heart Power to find teammates!"''
*''"Okay!"''
*''"Hold it, [[Bowser]]!"''
*''"This is [[Baseball Kingdom]]. It's a place for EVERYONE to enjoy baseball."''
*''"Come on, Bowser! You want to play with us, don't you?"''
*''"Tee hee! I think the decision's been made. Come on, everyone! Let's celebrate!"''
*''"Let's throw a party for Baseball Kingdom!"''

==[[Toad (species)|Purple Toad]]==
*''"EEEEK! Somebody help me! EEEE... Huh? You're not [[Bowser Jr.]]!"''
*''"How's that? You're going to try and stop him? And you need my help?"''
*''"OK. Well. I have to make sure you're not just fooling around. So take my test!"''
*''"Holy cow! You're really good! I can't wait to join your team!"''

==[[Red Magikoopa]]==
*''"Hold it, hold it! Stop riiiiight there."''
*''"Y'all think you can stop ol' [[Bowser]], eh? Well, you're putting the cart before the horse, pal!"''
*''"Carts can't pull horses, see? And you can't fight [[Bowser]] 'cause I'm the way."''
*''"See. Bowser's a cart, and I'm me. Now the horse is riding... Wait, that's not it..."''
*''"Never mind! All that matters is that I, Red Magikoopa, am going to destroy you!"''
*''"Baloney  burritos! How in the heck did I lose to twerps like you?"''
*''"Maybe the cart can pull the horse if the cart's motorized or something..."''
*''"This isn't over yet!"''

==[[Noki|Red Noki]]==
*''"Howdy hey!''"
*''"What am I doing? What's it look like? I'm dancing, of course!''"
*''"I'm just so happy that Baseball Kingdom is finished!''"
*''"What? You want ME to join your team and help you defeat [[Bowser Jr.]]?''"
*''"Oh, I see! He's the one who caused that big earthquake earlier.''"
*''"But what about the other Nokis? You're going to need more than just little old me...''"
*''"Howdy ho! I'm still dancing! It's good for the soul, you know!''"
*''"I'll consider your offer if some of the other Nokis join up!''"
*''"Heya hi! I'm Red Noki!"''
*''"How's that again? You want me on your team? Oh, I don't know. I'm pretty shy..."''
*''"If there were some other [[Noki|Nokis]] with you..."''
*''"Oh, how nice! You have 2 Nokis on your team! Well then, count me in!"''
*''"The contents of this shell are a gift from all the [[Noki|Nokis]]!"''
*''"Enjoy!"''

==[[Pianta|Red Pianta]]==
*''"D-don't scare me like that!"''
*''"I climbed this tree to get away from all those goons who came stormin' through here."''
*''"You're doing what? A baseball team? For real?"''
*''"Oh, NOW it makes sense! That's why you were looking for me, right?"''
*''"OK! Let's see what you've got! If you're good enough, I'll join your team!"''
*''"Well if that don't send my palm tree spinning! You did it! I'm with you all the way!"''
*''"Let's give 'em what for!"''

==[[Yoshi (species)|Red Yoshi]]==
*''"Yoshi! Yoshi! (NOOO! Don't eat me! Oh, I thought you were a [[Piranha Plant]].)"''
*''"Yoshi! Yoshi! (You're looking for [[Yoshi|Green Yoshi]]? He came by a while back.)"''
*''"Yoshi! Yoshi! ([[Bowser Jr.]]. eh? Well, in that case...)"''
*''"Yoshi! Yoshi! (Say, if you find a brush would you bring it to me?)"''
*''"Yoshi! Yoshi! ([[Bowser Jr.]] surprised me so bad I dropped it somewhere.)"''
*''"Yoshi! Yoshi! (YES! You found my brush, didn't you? Thanks!)"''
*''"Yoshi! Yoshi! (I just finished getting my shop ready for opening.)"''
*''"Yoshi! Yoshi! (I'm going with you, but we need to return the brush.)"''
*''"Yoshi! Yoshi! (The brush belongs to [[Koopa Paratroopa|Green Paratroopa]]. He's in [[Wario City]].)"''
*''"Yoshi! Yoshi! (Let's work together! We can do it!)"''

==[[Shy Guy]]==
*''"THERE'S BEEN AN ACCIDENT!"''
*''"IT'S HORRIBLE! HIDE THE CHILDREN! LOCK THE DOORS! BOLT THE WINDOWS!"''
*''"HURRY! HURRY! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S GOOD AND PURE. HUUUUUURRY!"''
*''"I was going to take a ride on the Ferris Wheel, but the [[Piranha Plant]] got in my way!"''
*''"You're like professional baseball players, right? Well, throw some balls at those things!"''
*''"Nice work! You got rid of all the [[Piranha Plant]]s!"''
*''"[[Yoshi]] left us on our own and went off after [[Magikoopa]]."''
*''"If you're looking for [[Yoshi]], take me with you! I want to play some ball!"''

==[[Tiny Kong]]==
*''"Ookie! Ookie! (Hey, you guys! Help!)"''
*''"Ook eek! (Thanks, everybody! You saved my bacon!)"''
*''"Ook. (So you're looking for baseball teammates? ...I could join you!)"''

==[[Toad]]==
*''"Bowser Jr.! He showed up and did that thing with the thing, and... Oh crab apples. Just come and see for yourself!"''
*''"Look! LOOOOOK! Bowser Jr. turned Princess Daisy into a statue! You gotta do something do something! You gotta stop Bowser Jr.! He went back there somewhere! Princess Peach and Toadsworth are back there too..."''
*''"I'm going to stay here and look after Princess Daisy! Toadette is somewhere near Toad Flower Garden. Talk to her for more details."''
*To Hammer Bro: ''"G-g-get out of here! Don't you dare lay a finger on Princess Daisy!"''
*To Mario: ''"There you are! P-P-PLEASE!! You have to help!"''
*After victory against Hammer Bro: ''"Oh, thank you so much! Please take care of Princess Daisy! What?! You want to take this statue of Princess Daisy with you? NO WAY DUDE! NUH-UH! What if you drop it and she breaks into a kajillion pieces? HUH?"''
*''"Fountain? You need it to stop the flooding? Oh...Weeeeell... OK. But you gotta PROMISE not to drop her!"''
*''"I'm worried about all of you, so please take me along! I'll do my best to protect you! ...From back here."''
*''"Yahoo!"''

==[[Toadette]]==
*''"Please! You have to help us! Stop [[Bowser Jr.]] as soon as you can!"''
*''"You can get to the back of the garden from here, but..."''
*''"Hmmm... Toad Flower Garden has been rearranged! Can you fix the path, please?"''
*''"Thank you so much! Now you can see what's happening back there!"''
*''"Maybe we can fix the flooded fountain, too."''
*''"Please! Take me with you!"''
*''"I want to do my part to protect this island and all the ballparks [[Princess Peach]] built!"''
*''"You need me! I won't take no for an answer!"''
*''"[[Princess Peach|Princess]]... I... This is difficult to say, but..."''
*''"Woo-hoo!"''

==[[Toadsworth]]==
*''"I daresay! You've brought something with you, I see."''
*''"No time for dillydallying! Place it there and hope that it works."''
*''"By my mustache! That's the ticket!"''
*''"I believe the fountain should no be passable."''
*''"Good chowder! The princess has been taken by Bowser Jr.?"''
*''"Come, Master Mario! The hunt is on! We must rescue her at once!"''
*''"My word, Princess! It does this old Toad good to see you safe and sound!"''
*''"Pull yourself together, lass! AHEM! [[Princess Daisy]] was transformed into a statue!"''

==[[Waluigi]]==
*''"Stop right there, rubes! What're you doing here?"''
*''"No way, [[Wario|lard lump]]! We're gonna settle this like men!...With baseball!"''
*''"Waluigi time!"''

==[[Wario]]==
*''"A Treasure Chest! Outta the way! This one's mine!, I just turn here... and tweak here... aaaaaaand... whaaaaaaaa!"''
*''"What took you so long, losers?! I'm so hungry, I could eat five of you."''
*''"Nya! Something stinks and it ain't me! There are bad guy losers around somewhere."''
*''"Wario!"''
*''"Wario time!"''

==[[Yellow Magikoopa]]==
*''"Hoo ha! That's far enough! This light house is off-limits!"''
*''"Hurr hurr...Have you come to light a candle and curse the darkness?"''
*''"There will be no cursing the darkness when I'm around, and we're out of candles."''
*''"Shut up! I'm the keeper of this light house and I can make candle jokes if I want to!"''
*''"Greasy goulash! I can't believe you bench warmers beat me."''
*''"Don't look at me like that! Save those guppy-dog eyes for some other loser!"''
*''"Early to bed and early to rise makes a man angry and hungry for pies!"''
*''"You haven't heard the last of me!"''

==[[Pianta|Yellow Pianta]]==
*''"Y-y-you don't scare me! I'll teach you a lesson, Bowser Jr.!"''
*''"Huh? Sweet banana surprise! You're not Bowser Jr.!"''
*''"You just about scared my leaves off! Hidin' in here, I couldn't see who you were, pal!"''
*''"Teammates? What do you mean, you're looking for teammates? ...Oh, I see!"''
*''"I think that's a heck of an idea! What say you take a little test for me, huh?"''
*''"You've got the right stuff, pal! Bowser's thugs don't stand a chance!"''
*''"Then it's settled! I'm going with you. You need all the help you can get, right?"''

==[[Shy Guy|Yellow Shy Guy]]==
*''"Hold it right there! You wanna know what's in this chest? Well, tough beans!"''
*''"I ain't saying! And I sure ain't telling you it's a brush!...Aw, nuts."''
*''"Forget this! You ain't getting my brush! I challenge you!"''
*''"Aw, peanut breath! Y-you beat me!"''
*''"Uncle! UNCLLLLE! I'll join your team! Just stop beating me at baseball!"''
*''"Oh, fine. Take my brush, too. ...You dirty thief!"''

==[[Toad (species)|Yellow Toad]]==
*''"H-H-HEEEEEELP! Huh?"''
*''"Princess! It's you! I thought it was Bowser Jr.!"''
*''"What's that? You're going to fight them? And you want ME to help?"''
*''"I know you're the Princess and everything, but that's asking a bit much don't you think?"''
*''"Let's decide with a game of skill! If I win, I get to stay here. Where it's safe. And warm."''
*''"Yikes I...I lost!"''
*''"You really mean to challenge them, huh? Well, I guess we had a deal..."''
*''"All right! Count me in! Wherever you lead Princess, I will follow!"''

==[[Yoshi (species)|Yellow Yoshi]]==
*''"Yoshi! Yoshi! (Oh, thank the stars! I've been hiding here forever!)"''
*''"Yoshi! Yoshi! (Would you take me somewhere safe, please?)"''
*''"Yoshi yo? (WHAT? You're going to LOOK for them That's insane!)"''
*''"Yooooshi... (You have to prove yourself if you want to take me along!)"''
*''"YOSHI! (You surprised me! You're really good!)"''
*''"Yoshi Yoshi! (Looks like I'm on the team! Let's get going!)"''

==[[Yoshi]]==
*''"Yoshi! Yoshi! (Thanks a bundle, everyone!)"''
*''"Yoshiii! (I chased [[Magikoopa]] here and then got trapped by this manhole!)"''
*''"Yoooooshi Yoshi! (I think the ballpark is in danger.)"''
*''"YOSHI! (Work together to defeat [[Bowser Jr.]]? That's a great idea.)"''
*''"Yoshi! Yoshi! (The manhole over there leads to the ballpark.)"''
*''"Yoshi Yooooshi! (My special move is a [[Ground Pound|ground pound]]. It lets me use manholes.)"''
*''"Yoshi! Yoshi! (Yay! Time for me to take charge!)"''
*''"Yoshiiiiii Yoshi Yoshi! (Switch to me, stand on the manhole, and press {{button|wii|A}}.)"''
*''"Yoshi! Yoshi! (I did it! That's my special move!)"''
*''"Yoshiiiiiii! (I can use it to find hidden teammates, too!)"''
*''"Yoshi! Yoshi! (Try it in all kinds of places!)"''
*''"Yoshi!"''
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 *''"Wario!"''
 *''"Wario time!"''
-==[[Wiggler]]==
-*''"Grrrrrrr..."''
-*''"What's going on? How did you get here? Who are you?"''
-*''"Are you friends with that miserable [[Bowser Jr.]]? GRAAAAGH! LEMME AT 'EM!"''
-*''"Huh? You're not? Oh. ...Sorry about the screaming. Wait, what? You want me to go with you?"''
-*''"Baseball, eh? All right! Pass my test and I'll join your team!"''
-*''"Ooh... that was so close. I think you've almost got it."''
-*''"Come back again, OK?"''
-*''"Hit me with your best shot! C'mon! Right here! I can take it!"''
-*''"Wow! You're really good! Bowser's minions don't stand a chance!"''
-*''"Now that we're on the same team, I'm going to give you my [[Toy Field]] Pass. Don't lose it!"''
 ==[[Yellow Magikoopa]]==