Editing List of Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble! quotes

{{italic title|List of ''Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble!'' quotes}}
This is a list of quotes from the game ''[[Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble!]]'', applying to both the [[Super Nintendo Entertainment System]] and [[Game Boy Advance]] versions.

==[[Bachelor]]== 
*"''Hello there, how's it going, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs? Bachelor is my name, and I've built this fantastic new pad. I could really do with your help, though.''"
*"''I'm looking for someone to share my wonderful home with. To help me find the girl of my dreams, I need a beautiful rose and a box of chocolates. Could you get them for me?''"
*"''If you do, I'll trade you that stupid yellow bird that keeps getting feathers in my hot tub.''"
*"''Here, take this - it might come in useful.{{sic}}''"
*"''I could really use a rose and chocolates for my hot date tonight!''"
*"''Hey there, how's it going? I'm off on another hot date later - haven't got time to talk!''"
*"''I miss that stupid yellow bird you know. The house seems empty without it.''"
*"''Clear off, then. I need to take a bath and prepare myself for my hot date.''"

==[[Baffle]]==
*"''Hey! Hi there there, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, how are you doing? My name is Baffle, the master of code!''"
*"''I've got a problem at the moment - I can't break a code I've been working on... maybe I should reflect on it.''"
*"''I'm sure the answer to my problem is starring me right in the face - but I just can't see it!''"
*"''I still can't break this code. I'll have to keep looking into it.''"
*"''Hello again. What a problem it is, churning out the same thing again and again, do you know what I mean?''"
*"''Mmmmmmm. This code is really bugging me. Perhaps I'm looking at this thing the wrong way around.''"
*"''Hey, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, is that mirror you've got there?''"
*"''If it is, can I have it to solve my code?''"
*"''If it is, could I borrow it? I've got a hunch.''"
*"''Hey, Look at this! It was a riddle written backwards. It says, ' To open the gate, at the two stones that make eight'.''"
*"''Well what do you reckon that means? Can you figure' this one out, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs?''"
*"''That's a shame. It might have been the answer to my problems''"
*"''Olleh sgnok! Woh era uoy yadot?''" - (Hello Kongs! How are you today?)
*"''Ev'uoy tsuj detsaw neetfif sdnoces!''" - (You've just wasted 15 seconds!)
*"''Hw's t gng gd bdds?''" - (How's it going good buddies?)
*"''T'nevah uoy tog gnihtyna retteb ot od?''" - (Haven't you got anything better to do?)
*"''Say, Kongs, do you want your mirror back?''"
*"''Okay, but I got a feeling you'll be back.''"
*"''I think a price of 10 tokens is fair, don't you?''"
*"''Okay, Kongs, here you go.''"
*"''Haven't you got a moral code to think of?''"

==[[Banana Queen]]==
===First meeting===
*"''Oh! Thank goodness! At last somebody has found me! That rotten yellow belly K. Rool imprisoned me behind this [[evil barrier]], which he sealed with a dark and powerful magic spell.''"
*"''Then he commanded a bunch of his wicked Kremlings to hide the only ones that could split the crystal key - my poor children. Only all of them together have the power to break the spell.''"
*"''Please, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, find all of my children and bring them back to me as soon as you can. In return I promise to rid this land of K. Rool forever. So keep your eyes peeled and return as soon as you can.''"

===Subsequent meetings===
*"''You're back! But you still need to find 1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10/11/12/13/14/15/16/17/18/19/20 of my children. If anybody can find them, I know you can!''"

===Leaving===
*"''After I'm finished with K. Rool, he won't even be able to look at a banana again.''"
*"''K. Rool had better pack his case now, before I get my claws near him.''"
*"''Once I get out of here, I'm going to give that banana-brain K. Rool a major headache!''"
*"''K. Rool won't be splitting his sides laughing once I get at him.''"

===All Banana Birds collected===
*"''Please, you've found all of my children! Go to Wrinkly's cave. She'll tell you what to do!''"
*"''Please hurry - don't slip up!''"

===After talking to Wrinkly Kong===
*"''You did it, you did it! You've found all of my children. At last I can be freed from K. Rool's spell.''"
*"''Ready children!! Sing along with me!''"
*"''Oh I'm so happy that we're a family again, and it's all thanks to you Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs.''"
*"''Now, as I promised, it's time to fulfill my half of the bargain and teach [[King K. Rool|K. Rool]] a lesson he'll never forget!!!''"

==[[Barnacle]]==
*"''Hello there, how's it going, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs? Barnacle's me name, and I've set up home here to build me shell collection.''"
*"''Yes, I used to be a scuba diver but I've given it up. I just take it easy here at home now.''"
*"''This bird is a friendly fellow, isn't he? He flew in once, so I decided to keep him.''"
*"''You know, I don't think there's anything which would persuade me to get rid of this bird.''"
*"''Have you seen my shell collection? It's nearly complete!''"
*"''What a beautiful shell! It's just what I need to finish off me collection!''"
*"''Say, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, would you swap that shell for my bird?''"
*"''Awww, that's a shame. It would've had pride of place on my shelf.''"
*"''You would? That's great! Here's the bird - please take care of him.''"
*"''I miss that bird you know. Never mind, this collection always cheers me up.''"
*"''Hey there, how's it going? Have you come to look at my world famous shell collection?''"

==[[Barter]]==
*"''Well good day to you, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs. How are you? The name's Barter. Whoops! Have you seen me washers?''"
*"''That posin' Funky fella has been acting a bit weird lately.''"
*"''I'd swear he's been working on some super secret project. But I reckon it's just some silly pipe dream!''"
*"''Grubby? Well my hands might be a bit dirty. But how do I know you're not lying about my face?''"
*"''Dirty!? I'd take a look in a mirror if I were you.''"
*"''I've been doing some home improvements but look at the state of me! How will I know when I'm clean!?''"
*"''What a mess I must be in, but what's the point of worrying if you can't tell?''"
*"''Is that a mirror? If it is, can I possibly borrow it?''"
*"''Thanks for that, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs. Oh no! Look at the state of me - I'm a wreck! Take this wrench, I don't need it now.''"
*"''Well... thank you very much. Harrumph!''"
*"''Hey, look at me now, Kongs! Don't ya think I'm looking drop dead gorgeous? I'm a lean, mean machine!''"
*"''Hey Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, do you what your mirror back?''"
*"''Well, if you want it back, it's gonna cost ya. That's right, 10 coins.''"
*"''Beauty doesn't come cheap you know. Still want it?''"
*"''Okay, but I've got a feeling you'll be back.''"
*"''Hey, you cheatin' Dixie, what are you playing at?''"
*"''That's no way to talk to somebody as good - looking as me!''"
*"''Well okay then - I was getting bored of being so neat and tidy.''"
*"''Awww, look at the state of me again. As soon as I sold you that mirror, I fell into the pond!''"
*"''I thought you were supposed to smash the mirror to get bad luck - just look at me!''"

==[[Baron K. Roolenstein]]==
===Kastle Kaos===
*"''NOOO! What have you done? My wife's going to kill me! I used all of her best pots and pans to make [[KAOS|him]]... And then [[Dixie Kong|you]] just cast him aside as if he were a stack of empty tins!''"
*"''WHAT!? How dare you! KAOS was my ticket to world domination... And I'd have gotten away with it, if it weren't for you meddling kids!''"
*"''Well, you may have roasted my robot, but I'M the master chef around here, and I reckon it's about time your goose was cooked!''"
===Knautilus===
*"''What the blazes!? So, YOU'RE the one who's been scuttling my [[Knautilus|super secret submarine]]! This is the LAST time you'll spoil my plans! I'm gonna bash you good!''"
*"''Right!!! Look out, you cheeky [[Kong|monkeys]]!''"

==[[Bazaar]]==
*"''Hello there, young Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, my name's Bazaar and this is my general store.''"
*"''All of my brothers are scattered over these islands...''"
*"''Pop in and say hello if you meet them on your travels!''"
*"''So then, how may I be of assistance to you?''"
*"''Good morning! What would you like to know?''"
*"''What will it be on this fine day, Dixie?''"
*"''Good day, Dixie, what can I do for you?''"
*"''This shell was found at the bottom of Lake Orangatanga and is pretty rare. At 5 [[bear coin]]s it's a bargain.''"
*"''Would you like to purchase this fine specimen?''"
*"''It's a deal! I hope you're very happy together.''"
*"''Not interested? Never mind, I'm sure some lucky person will snap it up soon.''"
*"''Yes, but it's no ordinary one though! It was Cranky's great grandfather's! I can't let it go for less than 50 coins.''"
*"''Can I interest you in buying this fabulous item?''"
*"''I can tell you now my friends that you have made a very worthy purchase!''"
*"''Not interested? I hope you're sure, because I don't think it's going to stay here very long!''"
*"''These are the finest chocolates, guaranteed to  impress!''"
*"''They can be yours for just 20 coins''"
*"''Well, I ventured up there once, but if you want to know what I discovered it'll cost you 2 coins!''"
*"''So, what do you think? Are you interested?''"
*"''Well, once I got to the castle grounds I saw a sign which said 'Keep right off our land!', so I ran off!''"
*"''Are you sure? Some cheeky lad called Link was in just last week and he asked about the castle too.''"
*"''He didn't have enough coins, but he seemed such a nice fellow that I agreed to accept 500 rupees instead.''"
*"''After that he left... muttering about my shells being the wrong shape or something. Oh well!''"
*"''Quite a lot actually but if you want me to tell you, it'll cost 13 coins.''"
*"''So how about it, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs? Would you like to hear more?''"
*"''Well, some are hidden on islands and mountains, you'll need Funky's assistance to get to them.''"
*"''How's many secret caves are there? The answer's in the number of coins you paid for this information - HA HA!!''"
*"''Okay, best of luck, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs. You'll certainly need it.''"
*"''Hold on there, young Dixie, I'm afraid you don't have enough.''"
*"''Just a second, Dixie, you don't have enough for this.''"
*"''Keep saving, Dixie - I'm sure you'll get enough together.''"
*"''I'm afraid that I'll have to offend you by refusing credit on this fine item - sorry!''"
*"''Catch you later, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs. I'm open 24 hours, you know.''"
*"''Hey, you just have a really nice day now, Dixie, you hear?''"
*"''See you, so long, bye-bye.''"

==[[Bazooka]]==
*"''Morning, Kongs! Brigadier Bazooka here. All present and correct I see! Marvelous.''"
*"''I fought in the Kremean War, don't you know, but I've retired from the service along with 'Big Bessie'.''"
*"''Who's 'Big Bessie'!? She's only the biggest and greatest cannon of all time - What a beauty!''"
*"''You want to use my cannon, young Kongs? Not without some sort of ammo I'm afraid.''"
*"''Have you seen 'Big Bessie'? I haven't fired her for years - no ammunition, y'see.''"
*"''I have lots of old artillery, you know? But Bessie's my favorite - what a noise!''"
*"''It would be splendid to fire her one more time. But she needs some ammo to really get going.''"
*"''Have you seen 'Big Bessie'? I haven't fired her for years- no ammunition you see.''"
*"''What have you got there, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs? A heavy ball!? Well you never know, it might just work...''"
*"''Shall we load Big Bessie up and fire her off?''"
*"''Okay, let's give it a go! Ready... Aim.............''"
*"''No? I think it was probably a shot in the dark anyway.''"
*"''What a crackling noise! It was good to hear her again! I say, would you like to have another try, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs?''"
*"''Aahhhh, the memories come flooding back , you know?''"
*"''We were trapped on a clifftop surrounded by... Oh, sorry.''"

==[[Benny]]==
*"''Good day, crazy Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, my name is Benny. Me and my brother "Bjorn" run the chairlifts in this region.''"
*"''You can visit my brother Bjorn if you like, up at the other chairlift.''"
*"''MY chair-lift is the safest route up the cliffs. So go on, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, take a chance on me.''"
*"''Would you like to be using the chairlift?''"
*"''Okeydokey, strap yourself in and away you go!''"

==[[Björn]]==
*"''Ohhhhh Hellooooo! How are you my fine furry Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs? I am being Björn, Benny's brother.''"
*"''I'm afraid my chairlift is broken. I lent my no.6 wrench to someone, and they didn't return it to me!''"
*"''Hey you've found my wrench! Could I have it back?''"
*"''Thank you, you top Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, you may use my ski lift for free from now on''"
*"''Well, if that's your attitude then you can get your coat and be on your way!''"
*"''Decided to return then, have you? Well this lift is not for free - it's 2 coins a go infact.''"
*"''People say that Benny and I are like your regular peas in a pod! How funny ha-ha. What does it mean?''"
*"''Yes, it's true me and my brother look alike, but we are quite different really. Yes, honestly - we are!''"
*"''So, do you want to ride in my chairlift, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs?''"
*"''Hey, you're a few tokens short I'm afraid.''"
*"''Tickets please- steady as you go now, Dixie/KIddy/Kongs.''"
*"''We'll meet again, you naughty Kongs.''"

==[[Blizzard (character)|Blizzard]]==
*"''My word! How on earth did you find me up here? Well never mind about that, my name's Blizzard.''"
*"''I've been up here for weeks getting ready for my attempt to conquer K3.''"
*"''It looks like I'm going to miss my best friend Blue's birthday''"
*"''Say, could you do me a favor, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs?''"
*"''That's great! Take this present for me, - please I'd be ever so grateful.''"
*"''No? Well thanks for nothing, Kongs! I hope you catch a cold out there!''"
*"''How ever did you find me? My house was completely buried under the snow!''"
*"''I'm amazed you found me, you know. I've been stuck up here since I broke my leg while sledding.''"
*"''Did he like my present? It took me ages to think of what to get him.''"
*"''Brrr - it's pretty chilly up here, don't you think? It could freeze the hind leg off your cousin Donkey!''"

==[[Blue]]==
===First meeting===
*"''H-h-hello there, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, how are you? My name's Blue, p-p-pleased to meet you.''"

===Sad===
*"''You wouldn't have brought... Oh, I can see you haven't. Never mind.''"
*"''I-I'm afraid you're a little early for the party, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs. That's if anybody bothers to come at all.''"
*"''I get lots of post you know, but it's all bills - not a single card.''"
*"''What's that red circle on the calendar? Oh... sigh... It's nothing of importance.''"

===Received the [[Present (Donkey Kong Country 3)|Present]]===
*"''A present... for me? Oh! Thank you Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, you've really made my day! Let's have a look inside!''"
*"''Oh it's a bowling ball. Well it's far too heavy for me. I know - why don't you have it, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs?''"

===Happy===
*"''Green jelly and ice cream, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs? Enjoy - there's plenty more where that came from.''"
*"''Hi, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, stick around if you like and feel free to have some tea and cake!''"
*"''Best of luck in your quest, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs!''"
*"''Fancy a game of "Pass the Parcel"?''"

==[[Blunder]]==
===Entering his booth===
*"''I've been watching your progress for a while, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs. The name's Blunder, but you can call me Mr. Blunder.''" (first meeting)
----
*"''So you think you're going to find everything in the game, eh? You don't even know there's a Lost World, do you?''"
*"''Back for more clues, eh? Well, if you think I'm telling you the Lost World is in the compass rocks....''"
*"''You're still stuck? Tsk! Then again, there's no way you'd ever think of circling around the rocks...''"
*"''Still can't find the Lost World eh? You're obviously not going around the rocks fast enough then, are you?!''"
*"''How's it going, heroic Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs? I'm not surprised you're stuck - you haven't even searched around the rocks!''"
*"''So you've gotten this far, have you? Big deal, you haven't even found the Lost World yet. And that's on the main map!''"
----
*"''So, you found the [[Krematoa|Lost World]] then, did you?''" (after Krematoa)
*"''I can't believe you found the Lost World on your own! I bet you cheeky so and so's used Nintendo Power's guide!''" (no help)

===Leaving his booth===
*"''Whoops, I think I just let the cat out of the bag.''"
*"''Uh-oh... er, you didn't actually hear that, did you?''"
*"''Get out! Get out of my shack and stop making a monkey out of me!''"
*"''Right that's it, I'm leaving! You're not getting anymore clues from me, so there!''"
*"''D'oh! I've done it now.''"
*"''Oh no! Not again! I can't believe I just said that.''"
----
*"''Big deal! You'd never have found it without my invaluable help!''" (after Krematoa)
*"''I know I did!''" (no help)

==[[Boomer (Donkey Kong Country 3)|Boomer]]==
*"''Hello there! Boomer's the name, blowing things up is my game. The rest of the folks have stuck me up in here.''"
*"''Something about me being too dangerous or something''"
*"''My brothers might be happy with those dull bear coins, but I'm only interested in the gold ones with 'B' on them!''"
*"''If you hand me 15 coins, this beauty will be primed and ready to blow. Then you'll see why they call me Boomer!''"
*"''Fancy giving me some coins then? Go on, have a go!''"
*"''Good one Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs - that bought you 1/2/3/4/5 of Boomer's specials!''"
*"''What the blazes!!? I don't know how you did it, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, and I don't think I want to know either!''"
*"''Is that a cog you've got there? You know, I reckon it'll fit on this strange box which has been here ever since I moved in.''"
*"''Pop it on an see what happens!''"
*"''Looks like you're going to have to find a few more of them to fit it all together.''"
*"''By the way, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, did I mention that my last special cost 25 coins? But hey, it'll definitely be worth it''"
*"''Hey are you trying to shortchange me? The last person who tried that hasn't landed yet!''"
*"''No? Perhaps you should go and play with your dollies instead!''"
*"''I see, saving up your coins are you? What for? Spend them here while you can.''"
*"''That's it, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, I'm all out of explosives.''"
*"''Well, they're all in.....Doesn't seem to have done too much though, does it?''"
*"''WHAT on earth is that racket? Hey, take a look outside, Kongs -  you won't believe it!''"
*"''Phew, it's roasting in here! I had to pop down to Bazaars and get this fan. He's not cheap, is he?''"

==[[Bramble (character)|Bramble]]==
*"''Hah, hello there, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs! Allow me to introduce myself - I am Bramble, the famed botanist.''"
*"''Yes, I moved up here to get away from the smell of the machines, but it's been too dry to grow anything.''"
*"''Since I have been unable to grow or study plants, I have taken an interest in collecting animals.''"
*"''The most beautiful flowers used to grow around here, but they died back when those [[Mekanos|awful machines]] came!''"
*"''I love plants, don't you? They're so beautiful. This picture reminds me of those I can't grow anymore.''"
*"''I'm glad those horrible machines are destroyed. Perhaps my beautiful flowers can start to grow again now.''"
*"''You've got one! A perfect Flupperius Petallus Pongus.''"
*"''Would you let me have it? I'd be ever so grateful''"
*"''You are too generous, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs. Here, have this Bananus Goldus Flutterus. Err uh.. I meant Banana Bird!''"
*"''I've finished studing its abilities - some of them are quite magical, I'll have you know!''"
*"''Hello there, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, come to see my flower display?''"
*"''Thanks again, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs. You've made my life happy again.''"
*"''Thanks again, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs. You've made me a very happy bear.''"

==[[Brash]]==
===First meeting===
*"''Hey, it's the banana brained Kongs! What do you think you're doing coming into Brash's cabin without asking?''"
*"''See that river bank race? I ran that in 01:15:00. You couldn't do it in double that time.''"
===Subsequent meetings===
*"''Call that a decent  time on the riverbank? I've given people bigger head-starts than that - and still won!''"
*"''Hey Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, did you stop for a picnic on the river bank or did you just get lost?''"
*"''Did you get hurt on the river bank level, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs? That must be why you were sssoooo slowwwww!''"
*"''Went for a walk on the river bank level did you? That would explain your pitifully weak time on it.''"
===Leaving===
*"''Just look at all these fine trophies. The only way you'd ever win one is if they gave them away in cereal packets''"
*"''Goodness me! If I looked like you, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, I'd walk backwards just to look a bit more presentable''"
*"''Where are your manners? I'm sure I didn't see you wipe your feet on my 'Unwelcome' mat.''"
*"''Hey did you happen to join Wrinkly's ramblers on their monthly trundle along the river bank? I reckon so!''"
===Defeated===
*"''Wwwhhhaatt?! Yooouuu can't have beaten my time! I've held that record for the last two years running!''"
*"''Yoooou've made me ssssooooo angry! I could............''"
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*"''I'll get my title back from you, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, just you wait!''"
*"''Don't get too cocky, I've demanded an inquiry!''"
*"''If you think I'm talking to you, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, you can forget it. I don't mind you winning, but showing off is just un-cool!!''"
*"''GO ON - GET OUT NOW!''"
*"''GO ON NOW - GET OUT!''"

==[[Cranky Kong]]==
*"''So you've reached the bonus game then, have you?''"
*"''It's not a simple game of [[Swanky's Bonus Bonanza|questions and answers]] this time though!''"
*"''Now you've got to beat yours truly if you want to win any prizes!''"
*"''Heh heh heh, this is going to be like taking candy from a baby.''"
*"''If a little girl or a dopy kid can beat me, I'll hang up my gloves!''"
*"''If a fool like you can beat me, I'll eat my hat!''"
*"''Come and have a go if you think you're good enough.''"
*"''Here's my strategy guide for you..... Give it up now and save your money!''"
*"''At last - I'm out of retirement, now I'll make a monkey out of you!''"
*"''I hope you like red, 'cause that's what your face is going to be soon!''"
*"''Oh, so you managed a fluke victory, huh? I'd like to see you try again!''"
*"''My shots went clean through the target! Honest!!!''"
*"''It's not fair! Some of their targets were twice the size of mine!''"
*"''You only had to blow on your targets for them to fall over!''"
*"''You fraudster! I'm off to consult my lawyer about this!''"
*"''Get out of my tent now, you cheeky ape!! Wait 'til I tell your parents!''"
*"''Hey hey, you cheeky monkey! Have this as a bonus prize!''"
*"''You appreciate of course, that in real terms I was the actual winner!''"
*"''Get some tokens and try again, you knucklehead.''"
*"''Well that was a waste of 2 coins wasn't it. Go on - have another game!''"
*"''A draw eh? That's the closest you'll ever get to winning a game!!''"
*"''You chimps are chumps, I can't believe you'd even try to beat me!''"
*"''You were no contest - go challenge Wrinkly and her friends!''"
*"''Next time you fancy a lesson, come and see ME!''"
*"''Hey don't take it personally kid - I'm the greatest, you're a chump.''"
*"''Was that the best you could do? You need to eat more bananas.''"
*"''You'll need some practice. Oooh, about a year will do it.''"
*"''I could beat you with both of my arms tied behind my back!''"
*"''Look at this! It's my eight ball air juggle! A real killer, isn't it?''"
*"''Nope, not really!''"
*"''You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would ya??''"
*"''So you've found one of the secret Banana Bird caves. To release the imprisoned bird, you must watch the sequence of lights, and then repeat it exactly using the directions on the +Control Pad. It seems like a waste of time to me. Why can't these game developers come up with something more interesting?''"
*"''Welcome to my training area! I'm fed up with you whippersnappers having all the fun. So I'm improving my skills for my next big adventure in Cranky Kong Country!''"
*"''You can help me train if you like, but I'm no charity - I need to raise cash to fund my new project, so I'm going to charge you for the privilege off training with a master.''"
*"''As it's still early in the game, I'll let you train with me for one of those stupid silver coins. The ones with those freaky bears' heads on.''"
*"''Help me deflect these [[Bristles|spiky critters]] with my trusty shield. Use the +Control Pad to move my shield into the correct blocking position. You'll get a reward based on your performance!''"
*"''Excellent skills! You managed to deflect all those [[Bristles|spiky critters]]. You have completed the master's challenge! Take this bird. I'm sure it will come in useful...somehow.''"
*"''You are fools to miss this opportunity! I am  the master! Oh...bye then''"
*"''Very good, [[Dixie Kong|Dixie]]/[[Kiddy Kong|Kiddy]]. No more web-spinning for [[Arich|that eight-legged freak]]. I'm sure [[Funky Kong|Funky]] will put that patch to good use. Go see him now!''"

==[[Diddy Kong]]==
*"''Hey, don't worry, [[Donkey Kong|Donkey]]... Thanks to [[Dixie Kong|Dixie]], it's over! I'm impressed!''"

==[[Dixie Kong]]==
*"''Oh! [[Wrinkly]]'s asleep. I'm sure she won't mind if we save our game, though.''"
*"''Look! She's asleep! I'm sure she won't mind us saving our game though.''"
*"''Where's the shell from?''"
*"''Is that a mirror?''"
*"''Man, I love chocolate!''"
*"''Nothing today, thanks.''"
*"''Are there secret caves?''"
*"''Tell me, oh wise one!''"
*"''I'll find them myself.''"
*"''I'm saving for Swanky's.''"
*"''You gotta be joking.''"
*"''I thought that's what [[KAOS|he]] was!''"
*"''I guess this just isn't [[King K. Rool|your]] day, is it?''"
*"''Right - You go this way, [[Kiddy Kong|Kiddy]], and I'll go that way.''"
*"''Let's do it, [[Boomer (Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble!)|Boomer]]!''"
*"''No way, you crazy bear!''"
*"''Aarrrr, that I will.''"
*"''Nah, I like my shell.''"
*"''Why certainly!''"
*"''Hands off, Buster!''"
*"''Well, it is mine!''"
*"''You can keep it.''"
*"''Take a hike, buster!''"
*"''Yes, you swindler!''"
*"''Err... okay!''"
*"''I'll walk, thanks.''"
*"''It's yours anyway!''"
*"''Finders keepers, man!''"
*"''Yaaa! You betcha!''"
*"''Naaa - not today.''"
*"''Snow problem!''"
*"''Snow way!''"
*"''Lock and Load, sir!''"
*"''Hold fire, Brigadier!''"
*"''Oh, okay then.''"
*"''No, I want it!''"
*"''No problem!''"
*"''It's a picture frame!''"
*"''Hand it over!''"
*"''Not really.''"
*"''I suppose so.''"
*"''Take a hike, buddy!''"
*"''Let's train!''"
*"''Not today, thanks.''"

==[[Donkey Kong]]==
*"''Wwooohh Wwooohh!! My head... what happened... One minute I was dreaming... ...about the world's biggest pile of [[banana]]s,... ...the next I was a [[KAOS|power crazed madman]]!''"
*"''I bet even [[Cranky Kong|Cranky]] would be - after that performance!''"

==[[KAOS]]==
===Kaos Karnage===
*"''Bzzzzt... Click... Kongs... ENEMY....''"
*"''You must be...DESTROYED!!!!!''"
*"''Bzzzt... Bzzzt.... Bzzzt..... KONGS... WIN?????....''"
*"''DOES NOT COMPUTE... Next time we meet... KAOS will win!!!!!''"
===Kastle Kaos===
*"''Whirrr... Click... Click... KONGS... BACK''"
*"''Click... Bzzzt... This time KAOS will be VICTORIOUS!!!''"

==[[Kiddy Kong]]==
*"''Whoooaaa - Big Man!''"

==[[Funky Kong]]==
*"''Yo, Dixie, what's happening? I've set up my smokin' new boat shop on this island. But that's not all...''"
*"''...I've also brought your excellent cousin [[Kiddy Kong]] along for the ride!''"
*"''He may be a toddler, but if you let him throw [[Dixie Kong|you]] upwards, you'll almost reach the stars! Oh yeah!''"
*"''And if you throw him, his humongous body can smash through the floor of some areas! Trust me!''"
*"''What's up! Have you got me anything new I can use?''"
*"''Hey hey, Funky's in the zone! Cash is not a problem, Kongs, 'cause my boats you can loan.''"
*"''I'm the tower of power, too sweet to be sour! Yo, hombres, got anything new yet?''"
*"''If you see that loser up at the big house, tell him to keep it down at night. I've got to get my beauty sleep!''"
*"''Any idea who that major dweeb who lives at the top of the island is?''"
*"''Hey, those heinous boss men have got a hoard of items. If you find anything, bring it on back here, huh?''"
*"''Freak out! Freak out! Spare parts for my boats are what it's all about.''"
*"''Uh uh. Yeah! What we're needing is some sort of spare part situation, you dig?''"
*"''Wicked! I only need a few more parts to get my vehicles going.''"
*"''Keep looking out for those items, Kongs. I'm a few parts short for my new invention!''"
*"''A patch? Oh yeah! This is just what I needed!''"
*"''Hang on for just a couple of seconds, [[Dixie Kong|Dixie]]/Kiddy/Kongs, and I'll get you a cool new tub for you to rub a dub dub!''"
*"''Whoa! Bogus docking, Kongs! Get my crate back in here before that clumsy Bazaar parks it on the rocks!''"
*"''Hey, Kongs - a ski! Not toooo shabby!''"
*"''Problem is, though, I'm going to need its partner before I can get you on your way.''"
*"''Wahey! You've found two skis! Awesome! I've now got all the parts I need to make you the ultimate ride!''"
*"''Wait right there, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, while I get you my latest and greatest boat yet!''"
*"''Bonkers! I've built in a cool turbo feature that'll be sure to take you to new heights! Just press {{button|snes|Y}}!!''"
*"''Hey! Someone's told you I've been extra busy lately. Well... it's something a bit special.''"
*"''If you can find all of the DK coins, then you can put them down as a deposit for my ultimate ride. Come back once you've got some more, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs! I'll keep you informed on how close to the jackpot you are.''"
*"''You're still 1-40 coins short of the deposit for my top gear!''"
*"''Unbelievable type of a situation! You've found all the DK coins!''"
*"''I'm sorry, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, I didn't think you'd actually find them all, so I've got nothing new to show you! Hey, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, just kidding, you know?''"
*"''May I introduce you to my finest and coolest creation yet, the Funky-Copter!''"
*"''Time to catch some rays.''"
*"''Don't stay away for too long, huh?''"
*"''Bust a move, gotta groove!''"
*"''Gotta go, Kongs. Surf's up.''"
*"''Take it real easy, Kongs.''"
*"''Hang five, Kongs.''"
*"''Catch you later, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs.''"
*"''I'll be seein' ya later, Kongs.''"

==[[Swanky Kong]]==
*"''Well would you believe it! Hello, Kongs! Welcome along to my all new Bonus Tent!''"
*"''My show's on the road and it's in every land. The cost of this game? Two coins in the hand!''"
*"''There are some great prizes on offer today, so come on in and choose to play. Just do that and you're away!''"
*"''So come on, Kongs, and have a go! You could well win, you never know!''"
*"''Roll up, roll up, it's all the fun of the fair and half the price too!''"
*"''Hello, Kongs!  Would you like to have a go? You could well win, you never know!''"
*"''For just a few coins you can win a king's ransom in top quality prizes!''"
*"''Don't worry, your tokens are safe. Do you want to gamble your coins for the Big Prize?''"
*"''It'll be a big day today, if you play it the right way!''"
*"''Hey, come and play! See what you can win today!''"
*"''There are some truly great prizes to be won - or my name's not Swanky!''"
*"''Okay, pay attention to Swanky! There's a lot of super prizes on offer for our lucky winners today!''"
*"''There are nanas and tokens galore, for the ones who get the best score!''"
*"''No age restriction for this game, young Kongs, just pay up and have yourself a ball.''"
*"''Remember, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, the bigger the win, the bigger the prize!''"
*"''Welcome to my side show! The home of fair play - apart from Cranky that is!''"
*"''Watch out for that Cranky Kong! He's a right slippery customer - make no mistake!''"
*"''Watch out for Cranky - his curve balls are meant for moving targets , know what I mean?''"
*"''Keep an eye on Cranky when you're playing- the contestant is still recovering!''"
*"''I can't believe it! Cranky beat you! Here's a consolation prize to go away with!''"
*"''Okay, Kongs, it's your choice today. Which game would you like to play?''"
*"''Today's contest is a throwing game with a difference! The happiest player at the end wins!''"
*"''Today's round is a special throwing game where the winner is the first to score 25 points!''"
*"''Today's event will be a throwing game - the longer you last, the bigger the prize!''"
*"''Hey, I think you've played this game before, haven't you?!''"
*"''That's one of the best performances I've seen in a long, long time!''"
*"''You were great! I hope you'll be back again when the prizes will be even bigger and better!''"
*"''Let's have a big round of applause for our contestants!''"
*"''That performance had me on the edge of my seat! I've never seen a game so close. You really deserved more!!''"
*"''There's no way I could split between you two in that titanic battle. Have these for your efforts!''"
*"''Have a nice day! Show them Kremlings what you're made of!''"
*"''Feel free to come back whenever you feel like a game!''"
*"''Sorry Kongs, you're just a few coins short.''"
*"''Sorry, Kongs, you don't have enough coins to play.''"
*"''Aww, isn't that a shame - you don't have enough coins.''"
*"''Oh, you'll need more coins to play this game I'm afraid.''"
*"''I can only accept 2 coins to play this game I'm afraid.''"
*"''You just haven't got enough coins to play I'm afraid.''"
*"''Never mind, with more coins, you can do it next time.''"
*"''Well, I'm afraid that's not the amount of coins I'm looking for.''"
*"''Nobody goes empty handed on this show. Here, take some bananas with my compliments''"
*"''Awww, that's a real shame, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs! Never mind, you can always try again.''"
*"''Well, you gave it your best shot. It's just a pity that you missed!''"

==[[Wrinkly Kong]]==
*"''Hello there, it's me - Mrs. Wrinkly Kong!''"
*"''I've found life too hectic at [[Kong Kollege|school]] with all those naughty [[Kremling]]s pestering me all the time!''"
*"''If you need to save your game, Dixie, call here any time...''"
*"''...and I'll record your progress on my new vid-me-whatsit machine for you!''"
*"''I've found life too hectic at school with all those naughty Kremlings pestering me all the time! So I have decided to find my inner self''"
*"''It's so relaxing here. Although it still seems like something is missing. Perhaps you can help?''"
*"''Hello, Kongs, how can I help you today?''"
*"''If you bump into [[Cranky Kong|Cranky]], tell him to stop wasting his money on [[Swanky Kong|Swanky]]'s bonus games.''"
*"''If you catch up with Cranky, tell him he still owes me my housekeeping money!''"
*"''Have you seen Cranky on your travels? He ate all of my fresh cookies!''"
*"''If you spot Cranky on your travels, tell him his dinner's gone cold.''"
*"''Have you seen my glasses, Kongs? I put them down somewhere, but I can't remember where!''"
*"''Make sure you wipe your feet and wash your hands before saving your game, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs.''"
*"''When crossing the jungle remember to look left, right, and then up for falling monkeys!''"
*"''What's that? You want to see the Lost World? Which channel is that on, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs?''"
*"''What's that? You want to see the Lost World? Can't help you, sorry.''"
*"''It's good to have a visit from you, Kongs! All you ever see on television these days is repeats!''"
*"''Hurry up and save your game, Kongs, I'm late for my Bingo!''"
*"''Memblesh. Mammble Schwerble. Sorry, Kongs, I've just had my new teeth fitted.''"
*"''How do you like my new hairdo, Kongs? I've just had a new banana rinse.''"
*"''All these new fangled toys you play with these days. In my day we had a box and a stick... and we'd be happy!''"
*"''You're looking tired, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs - put your feet up and save your game.''"
*"''It's looking cold out there today, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs. I hope you've wrapped up warm.''"
*"''What was that? You'd like to change your name? Oh, sorry! I misheard - you want to SAVE your game!''"
*"''What was that? Why don't I use my hearing aid? If I do that then the batteries will run down, silly!''"
*"''Do keep a lookout for any banana birds - they're ever such nice company.''"
*"''Your banana birds are very well behaved, I don't hear a peep out of them.''"
*"''I love this bird that you've found! It's an energetic little thing, isn't it?''"
*"''These birds are such good company, unlike my wretched husband Cranky.''"
*"''Aren't you going to give your favorite relative a good-bye kiss?''"
*"''Don't worry Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, I'm always ready to help! Just try not to bother me when I'm exercising!''"
*"''Don't worry Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, I'm always ready to help! Just try not to bother me when I'm meditating!''"
*"''All you ever seem to do in these games is shoot this or jump on that. Why don't they make games about knitting?''"
*"''I'm glad Cranky doesn't know about this new console. If he did, I'd never be able to get him off it!''"
*"''Ssshhhhh, Dixie! I'm on my last life, and you're breaking my concentration!''"
*"''Can you help, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs? I can't get off this level - and I've been playing it for weeks!''"
*"''Bye-bye, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs. Try to find some of those nice banana birds!''"
*"''So, you've defeated K.Rool have you? I'm very proud of you - that's very nice!''"
*"''You know, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, since you've been away, I think these bird are beginning to get a little restless. Is there by any chance you can find out where they want to go? If you need help exploring, try asking Funky!''"
*"''My word, they seem very excited! It looks as if they want to take you for a ride!''"
*"''Go on, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, don't worry about your boat - I'll get Cranky to fetch it for you!''"

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