Editing List of Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest quotes

{{italic title|List of ''Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest'' quotes}}
This is a list of quotes from the game ''[[Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest]]'', applying to both the [[Super Nintendo Entertainment System]] and [[Game Boy Advance]] versions. 

==[[Cranky Kong]]==
===Story intro (GBA version)===
*''"Well, well... What do you think you're doing siting around all day?"''
*''"They won't get much of a game out of this, will they? I thought you were supposed to be a big star!"''
*''"I didn't! Whisking off maidens and chucking barrels, seven days a week I was!"''
*''"That's how I got where I am today, you know. Hard word. There was none of this lazin' around on a beach!"''
*''"Hah! He's off somewhere with that girlfriend of his. But still, I can see when I'm not wanted..."''
----
*''"Look, a note!"''
*''"Give me a chance! I'm not as quick as I used to be. It says:"''
----
*''"Well, I suppose we'd better give him the bananas. Hadn't we?"''
*''"Arrrrgh! This story's even worse that Donkey Kong Country's."''
*''"They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel this time!"''
*''"Have you any ideas how to get DK back?"''
*''"I'm sure as spit not gonna do it, not that I'm past my prime, mind you."''
*''"I could still do a better job than the rest of you put together."''
*''"But I wouldn't be seen dead in a game that scrolls and has bonus levels and end bosses!"''
*''"We will meet you there. Come and see us if you need any help!"''

===Entering the [[Monkey Museum]]===
*''"Say hello to your old grandpappy Cranky. I'm back by popular demand to offer my wealth of gameplay wisdom for this unnecessary sequel."''
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*''"What sort of name is Dixie anyway? In my day, you were lucky to have a name ot all!"''
*''"I'd sort out old K. Rool for you real quick, but I'd be spoiling the limited fun you're trying to get out of this shoddy product!"''
*''"I don't even get two screens to stand in! I'm sure K. Rool will have two, so why can't I? Pah!"''
*''"Look at all this junk in here! Treat my home like a trash can they do! No respect for their elders, that's the trouble..."''
*''"Haven't sold a single thing in weeks! If this junk was out of one of my games, the customers would be begging to get in!"''
*''"Where's Expresso? A clumsy spider and a fat parrot, is that the best they can think of?"''
*''"Girl heroes in video games, pah. I can't believe it! The main character should be really muscle-bound and carry a gun, not twirl their hair round!"''
*''"Need more help do we? Pah! If tell you much more, I might as wall play the game for you!"''
*''"Don't you ever knock? I know you're desperate for help, but remember your manners next time!"''
*''"I knew it! You've come to beg for my help again, haven't you! Well, I'm not going to tell you anything this time!"''
*''"Come on in! Have yourselves a look 'round and buy some of this trash, why don't you?"''
*''"I'll box your ears if you don't listen this time!"''
*''"Back so soon? I thought you'd complete at least another level before you came crying to me!"''
*''"See, you're back again! Evebody like old Cranky. I bet my ugly, old wife doesn't get half as many visits!"''
*''"You think your fancy graphics and sound will work again! I think not. You'll be lucky to sell 10 copies this time!"''
*''"Have you been to see the other members of the Kong family? They're not as useful as me of course, but they might be able to help."''
*''"You're looking a bit fat there, kid! Look at me, I'm at my physical peak. I could show you a thing or two!"''
*''"Oh, it's you again. I thought it might be a real video game hero..."''
*''"K. Rool is gonna whup your hides this time, whippersnappers! I'd better take over before you embarrass yourselves!"''
*''"For just five bucks, you can buy my memoirs. What a dynamic and exciting life I've led. You'll be lucky to star in half as many games as I been."''
*''"Shouldn't Dixie just be a token female princess waiting to be rescued, instead of a main character?"''
*''"Team up? I've never heard such rubbish in my life! When I played, I was on my own. I had no fancy backup!"''
*''"I hate being stuck in this shabby barrel. I want to sit outside like last time!"''
*''"Give up now before the kids realize you're not as popular as Donkey Kong was!"''
*''"Just 'cos DKC sold few lousy copies, I have to be included in another ludicrous adventure! It's the last time, I tell you!"''
*''"I'd have collected far more tokens than that by now! What's wrong, got holes in your pockets?"''
*''"Diddy, I thought you were a cheap character in DKC, but Dixie's even worse! It should be me on my own, that it should!"''
*''"Surprise, surprise. Well if it isn't the so called video game heroes! I hope I'm getting paid for all my help!"''
*''"Howdy, young 'uns! Gather round and I'll give you some much needed advice!"''
*''"You spend as much time in here as I do!"''
*''"Look! They've even taken my chair from me. It's disgusting how they treat old video game heroes these days..."''
*''"After my starring role in DKC, I thought I'd be the main character this time, not stuck in this gloomy shed!"''
*''"I bet this here Killer Instinct game is rubbish too! It hasn't got me in it, so it must be!"''
*''"I was hoping for more frames this time, but no! Don't let old Cranky do anything. Just give him some third rate stand frames!"''
*''"I don't know why I help you so much. you don't appreciate me!"''
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*''"O.K., which of these would you like?"''
*''"Take a look at this lot!"''
*''"Here's a fraction of my enviable knowledge!"''
*''"Go ahead, test my amazing knowledge!"''
*''"I can recommend the really expensive ones, actually."''
*''"Enough talk, let's see your tokens!"''
*''"Pick a subject! I know everything about this game!"''
*''"I reckon you should spend all your tokens here."''
*''"Gaze in awe, as you appreciate my knowledge!"''
*''"Feast yer eyes on my menu!"''
*''"What do you want this time?"''
*''"This stuff is cheap at half the price!"''
*''"Here's what I've got to offer."''

===Not enough [[Banana Coin]]s===
*''"You must be joking! You'l never have enough for that!"''
*''"It's not a charity! I want more tokens for this!"''
*''"Find some more tokens, you useless monkey!"''
*''"You'll have to play better to buy that, sonny!"''
*''"You'd better stick to the free ones, whippersnapper."''
*''"Not enough? Well, get lost then."''
*''"Hey! If you ain't got any tokens, you can buzz off!"''
*''"That's not enough. I've got ney frames to pay for y'know!"''
*''"Keep yer grubby hands off if you can't afford it!"''
*''"My knowledge doesn't come that cheap!"''
*''"You ain't got enough tokens for that, cheapskate!"''
*''"I'm not giving this stuff away you know!"''
*''"That one is too good for you."''

===Leaving the Monkey Museum===
*''"That's enough help for now. I need some rest."''
*''"Now, go and sort out those stupid crocodiles!"''
*''"I gotta go now, my wife is visiting any moment!"''
*''"Yawn! I'm getting tired. Go away and don't disturb me again!"''
*''"Now, buzz off and let me work on my new game design."''
*''"Guess I'd better tidy this miserable dump up a bit."''
*''"It should be real easy for you now!"''
*''"I'm off to spend my tokens!"''
*''"When you need more advice, which you will, I might help again, if you're lucky."''
*''"Don't be surprised if I'm gone next time. I'll be in a real game!"''
*''"Time for a couple of games on this here Killer Instinct."''
*''"Even you can finish this silly game now!"''
*''"Remember, I'm the most useful of the Kongs, and the cheapest!"''
*''"Don't come back without a sackful of tokens!"''

===First victory===
*''"I knew you'd do it, Diddy m'boy, but how could you fail having learned all you know from old Cranky here?"''
*''"Well done, Diddy, m'boy! Who'd have known you'd be able to rescue that lazy grandson of mine and dump K. Rool in his own filthy swamp? Not bad for a novice! Of course, if I'd have been playing, I'd have made sure that K. Rool never tries a cheap trick like this again!"''
*''"I reckon I'd found all the Kremkoins and completed the so called 'Lost World'. Oh well, can't expect everything from our first game, can we?"''
*''"One more thing, how many of my special Video Game Hero Coins did you find? A real player, such as myself, would have found plent I'm sure."''
*''"Let's see how well you did, eh?"''
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*''"Well, I've got a second screen, and it's about time too. Now, shut up everyone while I read the eagarly awaited results of my prestigious Video Game Hero Awards...."''
*''"Hmmm... Not too good at finding my coins, are you, sonny? You might be a hero, but you've got a lot of catching up to do, yes siree!"''
*''"If you want to look at your limited progress on this screen, press the left and right buttons while you are on any of the map screens."''
*''"Now buzz off and see if you can find some more of my coins, which I very much doubt you will."''
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*''"Hey! What are you waiting for? There's no secret stuff hidden here, sonny!"''
*''"There is, however, a couple of special options on the game selection screen though I'm sure they're of little use."''
*''"To find these silly options, press down lots of times, but if I were you, I wouldn't bother."''
*''"Now, go ahead and switch that cartridge off, so I could get some sleep! I reckon I've earned it!"''

===Lost World===
*''"Well, well, well, if it isn't our trainee hero! I didn't expect you to find this place, sonny. You must have got luck. Now that you're here, I'd better tell you about it."''
*''"This here's the Kremling's 'LOST WORLD', and that big crocodile head in the middle is where you need to get to if you're going to finish this silly game properly."''
*''"But to get there, you have to beat Kaptain K. Rool and complete all the bonus levels as well, a task I'm sure is well beyond a whippersnapper like you!"''
*''"I don't know why I'm doing this, but here are some ridiculous cheap hints for this world, which I'm sure you'll be needing as well."''

===Last victory===
*''"N-n-nice going k-kid! I-I reckon only a t-t-true video g-game hero would h-have f-f-finished it all!"''
*''"L-let's get out of t-this miserable d-dump, and g-get back t-t-to D-Donkey K-K-Kong Island!"''
----
*''"Back to see me again, eh, sonny? Let's see if you've improved your hero status, shall we?"''
*''"I'm not afraid to admit it, Diddy m'boy. Even I'm wrong occasionally. You're as big a hero as they come. You must take after me and Donkey. Well Done!"''

===Boss defeats===
*''"Well done! You sure showed that feathered freak."''
*''"I can't wait to see how you get on in Crocodile Cauldron."''
*''"Go on then, go! What are you waiting for!"''

==[[Diddy Kong]]==
*''"Read it, then!"''
*''"After all we did to get them back last time?"''
*''"DK would go crazy if he lost his hoard again!"''
*''"No, we must go now. Enguarde will take us."''
==[[Dixie Kong]]==
*''"Hurry, Cranky, what does it say?"''
*''"Let's go over to Crocodile Isle and rescue DK."''
==[[Donkey Kong]]==
*''"Even [[Video Games|video game]] heroes get time off."''
*''"Why don't [[Cranky Kong|you]] go pester [[Diddy Kong|Diddy]] or something!? Just leave me in peace for once!"''

==[[Funky Kong]]==
===Story intro (GBA version)===
*''"Wait 'til tomorrow, and we will all go."''

===First meeting===
*''"Lookin' good, dudes! I'm Funky the main monkey, and my new Funky's Flights can take you anywhere on Crocodile Isle, provided you've already checked it out of course!"''
*''"Cruise on over to the barrel man, and ride the skies!"''

===Entering [[Funky's Flights II]]===
*''"Jump in my jet n' jive, Clive!"''
*''"Everything is cool guys. You're lookin' ready to ride and catch some clouds!"''
*''"Drop in on the other Kongs, dudes. We're all here to help you guys!"''
*''"All flights cleared, dudes. Choose and cruise!"''
*''"Way cool! Pick a flight and you're outta sight!"''
*''"Wicked! She's all tuned up and ready to go!"''
*''"Awesome playing, Kongs! Go get that K. Rool. He just ain't cool!"''
*''"Pick it and kick it, Kongs! You're A-Okay!"''

===Not enough [[Banana Coin]]s===
*''"Uncool! That's costly cruisin' and you ain't in the picture guys!"''
*''"Tough break, Kongs. She's too cool for you pocket!"''
*''"What a bummer, eh? Try to find a few more tokens, y'know!"''
*''"Sorry, dudes. That one costs more to run than you've got!"''
*''"Not enough, man! I got a new surfboard to pay for!"''
*''"Aw no! Looks like you're gonna need to score some more to tour!"''

===After paying===
*''"Cool! She's all yours dudes. Catch y'later!"''

===Leaving Funky's Flights II===
*''"Take it easy, Kongs!"''
*''"Catch y' later, dudes!"''
*''"Check me out again, huh?"''
*''"Remember, Funky's the Monkey!"''
*''"Stay loose, guys!"''
*''"I fly 24 hours y'know!"''
*''"Call again, good buddies!"''

==[[Kaptain K. Rool]]==
===Prologue===
*''"I'll make sure DK never messes up my plans again."''
*''"You lot, go down to DK Island and bring that pesky primate to me."''
*''"You are never going to see your friends or DK Island again. Awha ha ha!"''

===Message===
*''"I've kidnapped that lumbering fool [[Donkey Kong]] and you will never see him again! Har-har-har-har-har!"'' (SNES)
*''"Hah-arrrrh! We have got the big monkey! If you want him back, you scurvy dogs, you have to hand over the banana hoard!"'' (GBA)

===Calling [[Kerozene]] (GBA version)===
*''"You didn't think it would be that easy, did you? Now, let's see how you fare against Kerozene!"''

===First defeat===
*''"You Kongs think you are so clever, don't you?"''
*''"Come to my lair in the Lost World if you think you can really beat me!"''

===Last defeat===
*''"I'll get you yet, you stupid monkeys."''
*''"Next time there will be no stopping me. Awha ha ha!"''
*''"Blast you pesky apes! I'll get you next time!"''

==[[Klubba]]==
===First meeting===
*''"Now' ear this, landlubbers! Me name is Klubba an' to cross me bridge is gonna cost yer many pieces o' eight!"''
*''"An' if yers don't pay up, I'll run yer through like the scurvy dogs ye are, A-harrr! It costs 15 Kremkoins to cross over, mateys."''

===Entering [[Klubba's Kiosk|his kiosk]]===
*''"Stop right there ye scummy swabs! Step on me toll bridge an' I'll throw ye overboard!"''
*''"Avast there! Touch me horde o' gold 'ere' an' I'll slice ye in two!"''
*''"Splice me maonbrace, it's the monkeys I hope yers got enough booty this time, or ye'll walk the plank!"''
*''"It's twenty lashes wi' the cat o' nine tails for ye if I don't get me booty this time, y filthy apes!"''
*''"A-harrrr! 'Tis the flea ridden gorillas again! Pay the toll, or ye'll suffer a plenty, I promisse ye!"''
*''"Let's see yer dubloons, ye mangy apes!"''
*''"Shiver me timbers! Where's me loot? Cos if I don't get none, ye don't cross over, mateys!"''
*''"Scurvy chimps ahoy! C'mon ye yellowbellies. Try an' cross Klubba's bridge without payin. I dare ye!"''

===Not enough [[Kremkoin]]s===
*''"Get lost and fetch me lots more treasure, y' scurvy dogs!"''
*''"I'll wrap me club around yer moth eaten heads if yer don't pay every last one!"''
*''"Har! Har! Har! Y'must be jokin if I'm gonna let ye across fer that lousy loot!"''
*''"That's not enough, y' banana-scoffing, scummy landlubbers!"''
*''"Try that again an' it's Davy Jones's locker f' ye! A-harrh!"''
*''"What's wrong with ye? Our bonus rooms must be too hard for y' flea bitten chimps t' find."''
*''"Ye'll taste me club if yo don't get some more!"''
*''"Ye'll 'ave t' find me more n' that to pass!"''

===After paying===
*''"Feel free t' use me barrel when ye like, mateys!"''
*''"Thanks for the booty. Yer me best mateys now!"''
*''"'Tis me ape mates! The barrel is all yours!"''
*''"Step this way, friends! I've polished the bridge just for ye!"''
*''"Ahoy there me monkey mateys! Fare ye well on this fine day!"''
*''"If yers get into any trouble, Klubba 'ere will 'elp ye out!"''
*''"Over here, Kongs! The Kremling 'Lost World' awaits ye!"''
*''"Kap'n K. Rool treats us rotten. I hope yer scupper his plans!"''

===Leaving the kiosk===
*''"Come back and face me, yellow bellied dogs!"''
*''"Don't come back, y' scurvy dogs!"''
*''"I'll be waiting right 'ere, y' flea bitten monkeys!"''
*''"I hope I never see you again!"''
*''"Come back when you want a beating. Har! Har!"''
*''"You'll never beat us Kremlings this time!"'' (GBA version)

==[[Swanky Kong]]==
===First meeting===
*''"Give them a big hand folks! Good evening, I'm Swanky Kong and you're tonight's contestants on my Bonanza! It's easy to play! Just pick a game and you're away!"''

===Entering [[Swanky's Bonus Bonanza]]===
*''"Come on, let's have a round of applause for them!"''
*''"Welcome back! You've joined us as the Kongs are about to choose their game. No help from the audience, please."''
*''"Hi there, Kongs! I've got some amazing star prizes just waiting to be won!"''
*''"What do you do for a living? Video game heroes you say? Well, that's great! Hit the button and let's play!"''
*''"It's great to see you back! I wish you could win everything. I really do!"''
*''"Don't be nervous. We all want you to win, don't we folks? That's right, they're all behind you!"''
*''"Right this way! I've got three wonderful games just for you! Take your time and make your choice!"''

===Correct answer===
*''"Alright! Onto the next round..."''
*''"Well done! Let's have another..."''
*''"Good answer! Here we go again..."''
*''"You clever little monkey! Now, listen carefully..."''
*''"Yesssss! Let's play on..."''
*''"That's correct! Here's the one..."''
*''"O.K., try this one..."''
*''"That's what I'm looking for! Next one please..."''

===Incorrect answer===
*''"Oh no.... I thought you'd know that!"''
*''"I'm sorry, but that's not the answer I've got here."''
*''"Good try, but that's wrong."''
*''"Sorry, that's not what I'm looking for."''
*''"Close, but no close enough I'm afraid."''
*''"That's not quite right. Better luck next time!"''
*''"I can't believe how stupid you... er, I mean, hard luck."''
*''"Awww... I'm afraid that's not correct."''

===Winning a prize===
*''"I knew you'd win this time!"''
*''"Well done! You got them all right!"''
*''"All correct, folks! Didn't they do well?"''
*''"Three out of three, you're pretty good at this!"''
*''"We have a winner here tonight!"''
*''"Alllll-right! The little monkey is a winner!"''
*''"Nice going guys. Here's your prize!"''
*''"Well played! Here, you deserve this!"''

===Not enough [[Banana Coin]]s===
*''"Too bad, I really wanted you to play that game."''
*''"Hard luck folks, you haven't got enough to play that game."''
*''"Not enough I'm afraid. Y'know what tokens make! Prizes!"''
*''"Go and fetch some more tokens and come back next week."''
*''"Awww, that's real shame. You must collect some more."''
*''"I'm really sorry, but you need more tokens."''

===Leaving Swanky's Bonus Bonanza===
*''"Everyone is a winner here!"''
*''"See you next week!"''
*''"Until the next time, here on Swanky's Bonus Bonanza!"''
*''"I hope we'll see you back next week!"''
*''"You've been great contestants!"''
*''"Didn't they do well!"''
*''"If you fancy a game, you know my name!"''

==[[Wrinkly Kong]]==
===Story intro (GBA version)===
*''"I thought we'd seen the last of that old rascal."''

===First meeting===
*''"Hello, dearies. I'm Mrs. Wrinkly Kong, headmistress here at Kong Kollege."''
*''"I'm available to teach courses on how to play this game, or you can just pop in when you want to save your little old game. Now then, how can I help you?"'' (SNES version)
*''"I'm available to teach courses on how to play this game."'' (GBA version)
*''"Use ↑ and ↓ on the {{button|gba|pad}} between the options on my menu."'' (GBA version)
*''"Now then, how can I help you?"'' (GBA version)

===Entering [[Kong Kollege]]===
*''"Well! Just look at those sums those Kremlings have done. Disgraceful!"''
*''"Come on in and sit down, children. I'm sure all that running around has made you tired."''
*''"When you see Kaptain K. Rool, can you ask him if he has done his homework?"''
*''"Have you been to see my husband Cranky? He complains a little, but he does know everything about this island."''
*''"You're looking a little weary dear. Would you like to save your game?"''
*''"I hope you're better behaved than those reptiles. Why, I even caught one sharpening his sword in class yesterday!"''
*''"Hurry along! School is nearly finished! You need to study a little more if you're going to beat the Kremlings!"''
*''"Those nasty Kremlings must have all the tokens! Go and grab some and come back later."''
*''"Those naughty crocodiles! All they want to learn is how to fight and squash monkeys, Tsk!"''
*''"All but one of my lessons are useful in your quest."'' (GBA version)
*''"Make sure you have plenty of lives!!"'' (GBA version)

===Homework (GBA version)===
*''"You want a homework project, do you? You are good children. Well, I have the very thing."''
*''"Here, take this empty book. I want you to fill it with pictures of all the strange creatures you encounter."''
*''"How do you get the pictures? Well, it is simple. Just look out for any bad guys with a camera above their heads."''
*''"When you defeat them, you will be awarded a picture. I have heard there are also a few cameras lying around on the levels, just waiting to be picked up."''
*''"For each page you fill with pictures, I will give you one of these strange [[Hero Coin]]s that [[Cranky Kong|my husband]] left lying around."''
*''"You haven't got enough pictures to fill a page yet. Come back when you have gained more pictures."''

===Not enough [[Banana Coin]]s===
*''"My, that is a lot isn't it? Try to find some more tokens."''
*''"Oh dearie me! That's not quite enough, is it?"''
*''"Oh dear, I'm afraid you'll need a few more for that."''
*''"Education is not chap these days. I'm sure you'll find a few more tokens if you look!"''
*''"Those nasty Kremlings must have all the tokens! Go and grab some and come back later."''
*''"Sorry dear, but I've got to pay for a new blackboard."''

===Leaving Kong Kollege===
*''"Don't be a stranger now."''
*''"Try to make it to my next class."''
*''"Come back if you've got any problems now."''
*''"Goodbye, dearies."''
*''"Good luck, children."''
*''"Take care, dearies."''
*''"I'll be here if you need me."''
*''"Be careful now, Kongs."''
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[[Category:Quotes|Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest]]
[[Category:Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest|*]]
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 ==[[Cranky Kong]]==
 ===Story intro (GBA version)===
-*''"Well, well... What do you think you're doing sitting around all day?"''
+*''"Well, well... What do you think you're doing siting around all day?"''
 *''"They won't get much of a game out of this, will they? I thought you were supposed to be a big star!"''
 *''"I didn't! Whisking off maidens and chucking barrels, seven days a week I was!"''
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 ===Entering the [[Monkey Museum]]===
-*''"Say hello to your old grandpappy Cranky. I'm back by popular demand to offer my wealth of gameplay wisdom for this unnecessary sequel."'' (first meeting)
+*''"Say hello to your old grandpappy Cranky. I'm back by popular demand to offer my wealth of gameplay wisdom for this unnecessary sequel."''
 ----
-*''"What sort of name is Dixie anyway? In my day, you were lucky to have a name at all!"''
+*''"What sort of name is Dixie anyway? In my day, you were lucky to have a name ot all!"''
 *''"I'd sort out old K. Rool for you real quick, but I'd be spoiling the limited fun you're trying to get out of this shoddy product!"''
 *''"I don't even get two screens to stand in! I'm sure K. Rool will have two, so why can't I? Pah!"''
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 ===Not enough [[Banana Coin]]s===
-*''"You must be joking! You'll never have enough for that!"''
+*''"You must be joking! You'l never have enough for that!"''
 *''"It's not a charity! I want more tokens for this!"''
 *''"Find some more tokens, you useless monkey!"''
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 *''"I can't wait to see how you get on in Crocodile Cauldron."''
 *''"Go on then, go! What are you waiting for!"''
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-*''"You sure took you time beating that rusty old sword. Let's get out of here."''
-*''"My fur is about to catch alight."''
-*''"Now head for swamp Krem Quay."''
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-*''"This all seem too easy. I hope you aren't cheating! You have to keep moving."''
-*''"DK is depending on you!"''
-*''"Off you go to Krazy Kremland."''
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-*''"Where does K. Rool keep getting these giant Zingers from?"''
-*''"Come on, let's go to Gloomy Gulch."''
-*''"You don't have time to play on the shooting gallery now!"''
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-*''"Oh no, not the same boss, but as a ghost! Ooh! I was so scared."''
-*''"You are doing really well; only K. Rool's Keep to get past."''
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-*''"Well done! I sure didn't expect that. Go to K. Rool's airship and rescue DK."''
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-*''"Good work, but we have to rust bucket before it crashes."''
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-*''"I can't believe my eyes!"''
-*''"Once again you have beaten that lizard-faced freak."''
-*''"DK is back with us, and the world is safe once again."''
 ==[[Diddy Kong]]==
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 ===Calling [[Kerozene]] (GBA version)===
-*''"You didn't think it would be that easy, did you? Let's see if you can get past Kerozene!"''
+*''"You didn't think it would be that easy, did you? Now, let's see how you fare against Kerozene!"''
 ===First defeat===
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 *''"Stop right there ye scummy swabs! Step on me toll bridge an' I'll throw ye overboard!"''
 *''"Avast there! Touch me horde o' gold 'ere' an' I'll slice ye in two!"''
-*''"Splice me mainbrace, it's the monkeys I hope yers got enough booty this time, or ye'll walk the plank!"''
+*''"Splice me maonbrace, it's the monkeys I hope yers got enough booty this time, or ye'll walk the plank!"''
-*''"It's twenty lashes wi' the cat o' nine tails for ye if I don't get me booty this time, y' filthy apes!"''
+*''"It's twenty lashes wi' the cat o' nine tails for ye if I don't get me booty this time, y filthy apes!"''
 *''"A-harrrr! 'Tis the flea ridden gorillas again! Pay the toll, or ye'll suffer a plenty, I promisse ye!"''
 *''"Let's see yer dubloons, ye mangy apes!"''
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 *''"Didn't they do well!"''
 *''"If you fancy a game, you know my name!"''
-===Completing all quizzes (GBA)===
-*''"Well done. You have cleared me out. The only thing I have left is this tatty old photo. Here, you might as well have it."''
 ==[[Wrinkly Kong]]==
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 *''"Those nasty Kremlings must have all the tokens! Go and grab some and come back later."''
 *''"Those naughty crocodiles! All they want to learn is how to fight and squash monkeys, Tsk!"''
+*''"All but one of my lessons are useful in your quest."'' (GBA version)
+*''"Make sure you have plenty of lives!!"'' (GBA version)
-===Advice===
+===Homework (GBA version)===
-====Gangplank Galleon====
-*''"A gold coin with a bunch of bananas on it, collect these and spend them in the various Kong Family locations found throughout the island."'' (about Banana Coins)
-*''"Press the {{button|snes|B}} Button to swim. Pressing Up or Down on the directional keypad while swinging or floating will affect the speed that you sink or swim."'' (about swimming)
-*''"Jump on the target to finish the level. If you jump from a sufficient height, you will win the displayed prize."'' (about the End of Level Target)
-*''"Press and hold the {{button|snes|A}} button to power him up, then release it for his Supercharge. Use this to destroy enemies and break open hidden doors!"'' (about Rambi's Supercharge)
-*''"When you have both characters, press the {{button|snes|A}} button to team up. You can throw your partner to defeat enemies and reach inaccessible features. Press {{button|snes|A}} again to split up."'' (about Team Up)
-*''"Throw Krow's eggs back at him. He won't like it!"'' (about Krow)
-====Crocodile Cauldron====
-*''"To make your snake buddy jump in mid air, walk off an edge and press the jump button as he falls."'' (about Rattly)
-*''"Press and hold the {{button|snes|Y}} button when you are on the ropes and you will climb up and down them faster than normal."'' (about climb in ropes)
-*''"Collect all four of these on a level to earn an extra life!"'' (about KONG letters)
-*''"To create a web platform, press the {{button|snes|A}} button or either of the top {{button|L}} and {{button|R}}. Press the button again to stop the web and form a platform in the desired position."'' (about Squitter's web platforms)
-*''"For every bonus level complete, you will get one of these. Collect a lot and you can use then at Klubba's Kiosk."'' (about Kremkoins)
-*''"When you hit Kleever, quickly get across to the other side before he gets angry."'' (about Kleever)
-====Krem Quay====
-*''"Jump in these to transform into the animal shown on the side of the barrel."'' (about Animal Barrels)
-*''"If you hold the jump button down while jumping on an enemy, you will bounce higher and further than normal."'' (about jumping on enemies)
-*''"There are three types. Red is worth 1 life, Green is worth 2 lives and the rare Blue balloon is worth 3 lives!"'' (about Extra Lives Balloons)
-*''"Press the {{button|snes|A}} button to power him up, then release it to access normally unreachable areas."'' (about Rattly's Superjump)
-*''"A very large coin with 'DK' on it, each level has one, cunningly hidden by Cranky. Collect these to increase your status as a video game hero."'' (about DK Coins)
-*''"When Kudgel lands, he'll shake the screen and immobilize you! Be careful!"'' (about Kudgel)
-====Krazy Kremland====
-*''"Doors are hidden on the sides of walls and can be broken into by throwing objects at them or using your animal buddies."'' (about secret doors)
-*''"Press {{button|snes|Y}} to roll off and edge, then press {{button|snes|B}} to jump as you fall. You can increase your jumping distance this way."'' (about the roll jump)
-*''"Destroy the small Zinger and his drones quickly, or they'll reappear after a while."'' (about King Zing)
-====Gloomy Gulch====
-*''"Walls that look solid could contain secret passages that you can use to access hidden areas or shortcuts."'' (about secret passages)
-*''"Each level has between one and three of these. Complete all the bonuses on a level to gain 1%."'' (about Bonus Areas)
-*''"Jump on the different colored Mini-Neckys to gain the necessary objects to fight the ghost of Krow."'' (about Kreepy Krow)
-====K. Rool's Keep====
-*''"Finding these aren't necessary but they will be useful if you can. Items become visible when you touch them."'' (about invisible items)
-*''"Press the {{button|snes|A}} button to power him up, then release it for his Superstab. Use this to break open hidden door!"'' (about Enguarde's Superstab)
-====The Flying Krock====
-*''"All but one of my lessons are useful in your quest."''
-*''"Make sure you have plenty of lives!!"'' (about Kaptain K. Rool)
-===Advice (GBA version)===
 *''"You want a homework project, do you? You are good children. Well, I have the very thing."''
 *''"Here, take this empty book. I want you to fill it with pictures of all the strange creatures you encounter."''
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 *''"Be careful now, Kongs."''
 {{quotes}}
-{{DKC2}}
 [[Category:Quotes|Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest]]
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