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*Mario frequently peeks around Wario's Warehouse - Once, Wario slammed open the door in Mario's chops and asked Mario when HE was getting a column. | *Mario frequently peeks around Wario's Warehouse - Once, Wario slammed open the door in Mario's chops and asked Mario when HE was getting a column. | ||
*Apparently does NOT lead the life that some of his games make it look like - he says "While my persona in ''[[Wario World]]'' had a [[Wario's Castle|golden castle filled with treasure]], the truth is sadly more humble". | *Apparently does NOT lead the life that some of his games make it look like - he says "While my persona in ''[[Wario World]]'' had a [[Wario's Castle|golden castle filled with treasure]], the truth is sadly more humble". | ||
*Wario keeps a matchbox with | *Wario keeps a matchbox with ants in the cupboard, waiting until they worship him as a god. | ||
*Wario likes to stand still and calmly watch special "Waluigi moments" - moments when Waluigi does extremely stupid things. | *Wario likes to stand still and calmly watch special "Waluigi moments" - moments when Waluigi does extremely stupid things. | ||
*Wario once stole dungarees from Mario because his own had a big hole in them. | *Wario once stole dungarees from Mario because his own had a big hole in them. | ||
*Wario visits E3 and has to fly there with a first class seat - the others aren't big enough. | *Wario visits E3 and has to fly there with a first class seat - the others aren't big enough. | ||
*Wario calls Mario "Facial hair disaster Mario", and [[Donkey Kong]] "Donkey | *Wario calls Mario "Facial hair disaster Mario", and [[Donkey Kong]] "Donkey 'Too-much-toothpaste' Kong". | ||
*Wario prefers using a thermal printer for his computer, | *Wario prefers using a thermal printer for his computer, "none of that laser rubbish". | ||
*Wario once sent Waluigi out to buy 500,000 dancing [[Elvis]] car ornaments | *Wario once sent Waluigi out to buy 500,000 dancing [[Elvis]] car ornaments, believing that in 50 years, they will make him a millionaire. | ||
*Wario once wanted a week of peace and quiet. Waluigi bought two cheap travel tickets to a "desert island". It actually turned out to be the island in the middle of | *Wario once wanted a week of peace and quiet. Waluigi bought two cheap travel tickets to a "desert island". It actually turned out to be the island in the middle of a boating lake. The "[[hotel]]" was a shed, and was overrun with ducks. He ate duck soup every day to get through the week. | ||
*Wario hates "Mario's ugly touch screen background" in ''[[New Super Mario Bros]]''. | *Wario hates "Mario's ugly touch screen background" in ''[[New Super Mario Bros]]''. | ||
*Wario ceaselessly tries to make Waluigi more intelligent and usually fails. | *Wario ceaselessly tries to make Waluigi more intelligent and usually fails. | ||
*Wario entered Waluigi in a beauty competition, which turned out to be a dog show. | *Wario once entered Waluigi in a beauty competition, which turned out to be a dog show. | ||
*Wario has referred to Waluigi as his brother. Nevertheless, he still regularly beats him up for making stupid mistakes. | *Wario has referred to Waluigi as his brother. Nevertheless, he still regularly beats him up for making stupid mistakes. | ||
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[[Category:Magazines]] | [[Category:Magazines]] | ||