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| ==Basic Info About Me==
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| I am a member of the Super Mario Wiki. My favorite character is, as my username implies, Waluigi, and, as such, I frequently works to perfect his article, although I also am involved in various other projects. I have recently returned to the wiki after a considerably long absence. I am extremely funny, smart, tough, suave, and attractive. Michael Jackson secret envies me. | |
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| ==The Waluigi Freak 99 Theatre==
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| Welcome to the Waluigi Freak 99 Theatre! Sit back and enjoy a few stories starring Mario and his pals, and even send in your reviews of the productions. Note that none of these stories have continuity, so a character can move away from the Mushroom Kingdom in one story but still be around in the next. Now, without further to do . . .
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| ===Murder for Hire===
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| One day, [[Waluigi]] had a grand scheme. He decided to steal the [[Music Keys]]. These keys could make Waluigi a great dancer, and he would be able to impress the ladies. So, Waluigi went to [[Truffle Towers]]. Along the way, he bumped into [[Princess Daisy]]. He began hitting on her, and, apparently, his pick-up lines worked, as she made a date with him. Forgetting all about the Music Keys, Waluigi challenged her to a baseball game.
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| [[Image:Uptobat.PNG|left|150px|thumb|Waluigi and Daisy's baseball date. No, Petey Piranha isn't there.]] Waluigi charged up a special [[Liar Ball]] pitch. He took a baseball and a [[Whiskered Eggplant]] and threw them at Daisy. Daisy hit the eggplant with the bat and struck out. The eggplant met with the bat with a ''SPLAT!'' and landed on the ground. Daisy couldn't bear to see the smashed eggplant littering the baseball diamond and bent to pick it up. What she didn't know, however, was that those who touch the Whiskered Eggplant lose their lunches! Daisy emptied the contents of her stomach on the field and went home with food poisoning, refusing to return any of Waluigi's phone calls. She vowed to get revenge on Waluigi and hired a hit man.
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| She looked up a hit man in the Yellow Pages and found a person who would do the job. She called him and arranged a meeting in a back alley in [[Rougeport]]. She was shocked to find that the hit man was . . . [[Mario]]! Pulling out his trusty [[Hammer|hammer]], he asked her who he was assigned to.
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| Mario walked up to Waluigi's door and knocked on it three times, good and hard. Waluigi, who was in the middle of a bath, sighed, got out, and opened the door in his towel. Mario didn't even give Waluigi a chance to fight back. He smashed Waluigi with his hammer and left. The deed was done.
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| ====Reviews====
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| Simply drop your reviews off at my talk page and I'll post them here!
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| =====Plumber's Review=====
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| 9/10 stars.{{User:Plumber/sig}}
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| ===Luigi Saves the Day===
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| One day, [[Waluigi]], window washer, janitor, and all-around handyman, was on his way throughout [[Toad Town]], looking for work. He arrived at [[Princess Peach|Princess Peach's]] [[Princess Peach's Castle|castle]] and was hired. While the princess had [[Princess Daisy|Daisy]] over for tea and cookies, Waluigi cleaned the windows in Peach's private quarters and then approached the princesses.[[Image:Mparty6 waluigi2.jpg|right|125px]]
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| Waluigi offered to go to the kitchen and give the girls more tea. They accepted, and Waluigi soon returned with two piping hot cups, and cookies that were made to look like Waluigi's head. Peach and Daisy drank the tea eagerly, ignoring the cookies.
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| What they did not know, however, was that Waluigi put sleeping drought in the tea! In a few minutes, the girls were asleep. Waluigi made off with Peach's diamond necklace. However, he was caught by [[Toad (character)|Toad]], who hopped into a [[Bullet Bill]] [[Bill Blaster|Blaster]] and fired a Bullet Bill at him. However, the Bullet Bill attack backfired, and the missile hit Toad! Laughing, Waluigi left.
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| Peach woke up later and realized that her necklace was gone. She went to the [[Trouble Center]] and asked for help. The trouble was quickly answered by [[Luigi]], who quickly determined that Waluigi was the culprit. Luigi confronted Waluigi, and the two battled it out. Eventually, Luigi won and retrieved the necklace for Peach. Despite the fact that Luigi did nothing for her, Daisy was eternally grateful to Luigi, and the couple enjoyed a quiet dinner date in the castle. They were meant to be together . . .
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| ====Reviews====
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| Simply drop your reviews off at my talk page and I'll post them here!
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| =====Plumber's Review=====
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| 8/10 stars.{{User:Plumber/sig}}
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| ==Copyright Info==
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| Copyright ©2007 Waluigi Freak 99. All rights reserved.
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