User:Swordsrus

Hmmmmm, what to do, what to, oh! I'm sorry, I didn't see you there. Welcome!I'm Swordsrus! I know this place is kinda bland, but I'm new, so I don't know how to add pictures and stuff. But until I figure it out, bear with me OK?

These are some random facts that you may or may not know

• Luigi's big nose is actully a fake. Yeah, he was ashamed that Mario had a big nose and he didn't, so he hired a plastic surgon to give him one.Real smooth Luigi, real smooth.
• Yoshi's are not dinosaurs, they are beasts sent from an alternate dimension to devour the universe. Why else do they eat everything hmmm?
• Toad is a con artist. I see him making shady business deals in dark allyways every night.
• Have you ever noticed how there are no cars in the Mushroom Kingdom? This is so Luigi can't escape the shame of his fake nose.