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Hmmmmm, what to do, what to, oh! I'm sorry, I didn't see you there. Welcome!I'm Swordsrus! I know this place is kinda bland, but I'm new, so I don't know how to add pictures and stuff. But until I figure it out, bear with me OK?


'''''These are some random facts that you may or may not know'''''
*Luigi's big nose is actully a fake. Yeah, he was ashamed that Mario had a big nose and he didn't, so he hired a plastic surgon to give him one.Real smooth Luigi, real smooth.
*Yoshi's are not dinosaurs, they are beasts sent from an alternate dimension to devour the universe. Why else do they eat everything hmmm?
*Toad is a con artist. I see him making shady business deals in dark allyways every night.
*Have you ever noticed how there are no cars in the Mushroom Kingdom? This is so Luigi can't escape the shame of his fake nose.
*Boswer is a turd. The battles with Bowser in the original Super Mario Bros were made extremly easy by the game designers to emphesize his turdyness

Latest revision as of 20:30, August 6, 2017