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| CURRENTLY "INACTIVE." TOO MUCH OTHER STUFF I'M BUSY WITH. ARGH. How is everyone? I'm Mpeng. I am relatively new to the Mario series - I could hardly tell you what a [[Yoshi]] was until the end of 2008 (and they call me smart at home) - but I've been through this wiki quite a bit, so now I think I know what I'm doing here.
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| It would be nice if I would actually go and edit, instead of logging on to just vote on a proposal or get my brother out of my hair 90% of the time . . .
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| I'm somewhere on Wikia, by the same username.
| | *www.youtube.com.user/2andaHalfStooges |
| | | **YouTube (I actually do stuff there) |
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| ![[File:Bowser_and_Toad.jpg]]
| | *superskarmory.net/forum/member.php?1232-Dragonite |
| !Any other Internet profile page this picture appears, it's probably me or my brother or both.<br>
| | **SuperSkarmory forums |
| <b>Real Name</b><br>
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| A what?
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| <b>Gender</b><br>
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| XY
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| <b>Age</b><br>
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| Figure it out
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| <b>Planet</b><br>
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| Earth.<br>
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| But one could probably guess that, because other planets don't have very good Internet connections.
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| <b>Favorite characters</b><br>
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| [[Yoshi]] and [[Toad]]
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| <b>Least favorite characters</b><br>
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| [[Mario]] and [[Waluigi]]
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| The only console I have as of now is the [[Wii]], which is sort of limiting, but I'm getting better at this.
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| ==[[Games|Nintendo Games]]==
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| ===Great Games===
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| *[[Super Mario Galaxy]] -Really creative. Event the controls were great. Yes, I am a nerd.
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| *[[Mario Kart Wii]] -The aggravation of leading the race and then getting blown out of the water is what makes the game fun. If the Internet connection in my basement was better, I'm sure WiFi racing would be a heckuva lot more fun. | |
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| ===OK Games===
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| *[[Super Mario Galaxy 2]] -As creative like the first one, but these 120 [[Green Power Stars]] are ridiculous. | |
| *[[Super Paper Mario]] -Funny ([[Bowser]] was the best) but I never caught on to it.
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| *[[New Super Mario Bros Wii]] -Sort of hard, but not as much of a plot to make it interesting. Can be completed in under an hour with the help of the cannons. I have done that. It's not that great.
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| ===Games that I can't stand===
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| Let's face it, the Wii's motion sensing abilities are marginally better than the [[GameCube]]'s.
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| *[[Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games]] - Hard to control. I got bored of it after about a half hour.
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| *Wii Sport - If Nintendo expected any exercise to come out of this, they were badly, badly mistaken. I once hurt my arm playing baseball. That generally disables one from playing '''real''' baseball.
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| *One of those limitless ''Backyard Baseball'' games - Atari, what is wrong with you? Let me count the ways . . .
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| :1. I can name about five glitches off the top of my head,
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| :2. There are a few baseball rules that were not programmed in,
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| :3. Graphics are probably worse than they were half a decade ago,
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| :4. The size of the fields and players are out of proportion,
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| :5. I would go on, but this isn't even a Mario game, so I'll leave it be for now.
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| ==Milestones (and other stuff) that would be nice==
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| (not counting changes to this user page)
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| *500 edits
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| *1000 edits
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| *2000 edits
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| *5000 edits
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| *10 000 edits
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| *15 000 edits
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| *1 year on this wiki
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| *5 years on this wiki
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| *create 10 pages
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| *create 20 pages
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| *Make this thing a little bit more comprehensive (especially the articles about Mario Kart courses)
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| *Clean up all of the screwy verb tense (see below)
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| *Be useful
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| ==Funny typos==
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| At least, I hope these are typos. It would be nice if nobody thinks it's accepted English to write in two verb tenses in every sentence in a paragraph.
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| *"Succeeding the curve is another ''circulatory'' room;" "Past the ''circulatory'' room" Shouldn't that be "circular?" | |
| *". . . magically ''encased'' the green dinosaur and his friends in Yoshi Eggs. Many of these eggs ''are'' given to Bowser's own children . . ."; "As Mario and Luigi ''are taking a nap'' on the beach, Bowser's forces ''kidnapped'' the princess . . ." "During the celebrations that ''followed'', the seven liberated Yoshi eggs ''hatch and become'' [[Baby Yoshi|Yoshi Babies]] . . ." ''Someone'' wasn't paying attention when they wrote this thing . . .
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| *"This course ''is very lowlands . . . " '''WHAT???''' | |
| *As they ''awaken in'' . . . No sense whatsoever. | |
| *"The ''[[Mario (series)|Super Mario]]'' series ''has many music''." Implying that the word "music" is plural on its own?
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| ==Wonderful Nicknames==
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| Oh so wonderful nicknames.
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| ===[[Mario]]===
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| *Bananahead, Mpeng
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| *Basin Brain, [[Bowser]]
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| *Butterball, [[Mr. L]]
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| *Clumsy Crush-a-lot, [[Zess T.]]
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| *Dumber Plumber, Bowser
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| *Drain Brain ,Bowser
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| *Drains-for-Brains, Bowser
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| *Faucet Face, Bowser
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| *Faucet Flop, Bowser
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| *Faucet Freak, Bowser
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| *Knucklehead, Mpeng
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| *Lasagna Lovin' Loser, Bowser
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| *Luigi, [[Pennington]]
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| *Lunkhead, Bowser, Mpeng
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| *Macaroni Mouth, Bowser
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| *Maria, [[O'Chunks]]
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| *Mr. Jumpsallthetime, Mr. L
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| *Mr. Squishy, Mr. L
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| *Muttonhead, Bowser
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| *Nozzle Nose, Bowser
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| *Pain-in-the-Drain Plumber, Bowser
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| *Pesky Plumber, Bowser
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| *Pinhead Plumber, Bowser
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| *Pipesqueak, Bowser
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| *Plumb Bum, Bowser
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| *Plumb Dumb, Bowser
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| *Plumb Scum, Bowser
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| *Provolone Bonehead, Bowser
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| *Puny Plumber, Bowser
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| *Scum Scrubber, Bowser
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| *Sir Stomp-on-Stuff, Zess. T
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| *Two-bit Tortellini Taster, Bowser
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| *What's-his-face, Mpeng
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| ==[[Bowser]]==
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| *His/Your Queasiness, [[Kamek]]
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| *His/Your Grouchiness, [[Kammy Koopa]]
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| *His/Your Gnarliness, Kammy
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| *His/Your Filthiness,Kammy
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| *His/Your Rancidness, Kammy
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| *His/Your Awfulness, Kammy
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| *His/Your Massiveness, Kammy
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| *His/Your Chunkyness, Kammy
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| *His/Your Ghastlyness, Kammy
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| *Your Ungratefulness, Kamek
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| *The Boss of Bwahaha, [[Nintendo]]
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| *King Dad, [[Koopalings]]
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| *Koopa Stoopa, [[Toad]] and [[Princess Toadstool]]
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| *His Touchiness, [[Kamek]]
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| ==Other Garbage==
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| *[[Super Mario Bros.]] was released in Japan on September 13, 1985. I was born exactly a decade later.
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| *I think Waluigi is an incredible waste of space.
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| *I once drew up a phylogenetic tree (sort of like a family tree) for all of the enemies in New Super Mario Bros. Wii. I'll put up a picture soon. <strike>(And if I can find it ...)</strike> <strike>A new one is in progress.</strike> <strike>Now I've been reduced to making one with Photoshop.</strike> This should take a while . . .
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| *Toad looks happy while sitting on Bowser.
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| *It's very interesting that Nintendo chose to call [[Dark Matter]], the corrosive stuff in the Super Mario Galaxies, "Dark Matter," as seeing as dark matter wouldn't do anything to you if you land in it. ''Antimatter''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antimatter] is the stuff that would cancel your molecules out of existence.
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| *'''''Playthroughs''''' are good. Look 'em up on YouTube if you're not sure what I mean. Maybe, with a little luck, you'd stumble across the ones that [[User:Brianne the Frank|Brianne the Frank]] and I have made, but I won't necessarily help you find them. (That's probably counterproductive, as they really, really need views.)
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| *One of these days, Nintendo will have to make [[Toad]] his own video game. | |
| *Has anyone figured out how old I am yet?
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| Edit Counter tool, if anyone's interested:[[Special:Editcount|See here]].
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| {{userbox|border=#44cc44|mainbkgd=lightblue|codebkgd=yellow|codecolor=orange|code=[[File:SuperMushroom.png|50px]]|msg=For that matter, this user wonders what the dietary needs of Mario and everyone else are to begin with.}}
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