A Third Thief Brings Grief!: Difference between revisions

!Chest color

!Treasure

!Description

!Worth

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|[[File:WMoDRedChest.png]]

|[[File:Majestic Heart-Shaped Straw WMoD.png]]

|''A humorous straw with two sipping holes. He who can drink from it alone shall go down in history as a true king among men!''

|$110

|[[File:WMoDPurpleChest.png]]

|Sneezemore Cave Map

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|[[File:WMoDGreenChest.png]]

|[[File:DragonGuiseGem.png]]

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|[[File:WMoDRedChest.png]]

|[[File:Golden Throne WMoD.png]]

|''A magnificent toilet adorned with gold leaf and rare gems that emits a pleasing floral scent when used. Truly, this is a throne of kings!''

|$876

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|[[File:WMoDPurpleChest.png]]

|[[File:WMODRedCrystal.png]]

|''"It's a bird-shaped red crystal."''

|N/A

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|[[File:WMoDRedChest.png]]

|[[File:Jurassic Snot WMoD.png]]

|''This big hunk of dino nose goo was excavated from a giant nostril at the price of millions of dollars and three failed marriages. Don't ask about the details.''

|$14,783

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|[[File:WMoDRedChest.png]]

|[[File:Paranoid Bear Carving WMoD.png]]

|''It may look like a nice little bear carving, but it's actually a malevolent alien robot sent to spy on your every move. Don't turn around.''

|$93

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|[[File:WMoDRedChest.png]]

|[[File:Bath-Time Shampoo Hat WMoD.png]]

|''This fully automated shampoo helmet turns shower time into fun time! Not that shower time isn't already fun or anything. We're just saying.''

|$7,359

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|[[File:WMoDPurpleChest.png]]

|[[File:WMODYellowCrystal.png]]

|''"It's a bird-shaped yellow crystal."''

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|[[File:WMoDRedChest.png]]

|[[File:Spoiled Child's Pacifier WMoD.png]]

|''This pacifier was once used by a rich child on a luxury cruise that was commissioned to celebrate his first birthday. It was then dropped in the unchlorinated deck pool.''

|$6,501

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|[[File:WMoDRedChest.png]]

|[[File:Haunted Television WMoD.png]]

|''A haunted ectoplasma TV that features outstanding picture quality, unbelievable surround sound, and murderous poltergeists bent on revenge.''

|$492

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|[[File:WMoDRedChest.png]]

|[[File:Mustache Wax WMoD.png]]

|''Cannoli's very own mustache wax. Applied liberally, it can turn your soup strainer into a deadly pointed weapon. En garde!''

|$373

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|[[File:WMoDRedChest.png]]

|[[File:Fancy Ramen Noodle Soup WMoD.png]]

|''This ramen contains a single gold ingot that was once owned by a queen of heartbreaking beauty. Oh, and it's got pork in it, too. Rumor says that it grants you eternal life. ...And trichinosis.''

|$6,409

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|[[File:WMoDPurpleChest.png]]

|[[File:WMODBlueCrystal.png]]

|''"It's a bird-shaped blue crystal."''

|N/A

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|[[File:WMoDRedChest.png]]

|[[File:Seductive Lipstick WMoD.png]]

|''This fancy lipstick will enchant even the most jaded of romantics. Not for use in crowded subway cars or densely packed apartment complexes.''

|$89

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|[[File:WMoDRedChest.png]]

|[[File:Odd Lucky Thingie WMoD.png]]

|''A Feng Shui item that brings good luck. Stick it in the corner of your bedroom or home office and watch the good times roll!''

|$234

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|[[File:WMoDGreenChest.png]]

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|[[File:WMoDRedChest.png]]

|[[File:Gilded Ice Cream Sandwich WMoD.png]]

|''This ice cream sandwich is filled with molten gold that melts all the ice cream, thus rendering it useless. But it sure looks fancy!''

|$4,734

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|[[File:WMoDRedChest.png]]

|[[File:Friendly Clown Autograph WMoD.png]]

|''Clownie the clown is the least frightening of all clowns, which is why his autograph is highly prized among coulrophobics. ...Go look it up.''

|$379

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|[[File:WMoDPurpleChest.png]]

|[[File:WMODGreenCrystal.png]]

|''"It's a bird-shaped green crystal."''

|N/A

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|[[File:WMoDRedChest.png]]

|[[File:Really Boring Firework WMoD.png]]

|''This looks like a dull firework, but many feel it to be a true piece of avant-garde art that expresses the depth of the human search for existence in ways heretofore unseen. ...But it's still dull.''

|$270

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|[[File:WMoDGreenChest.png]]

|[[File:ArtyMasteryGem.png]]

|N/A

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|[[File:WMoDRedChest.png]]

|[[File:Crop Circle Pendant WMoD.png]]

|''A cool crop-circle-shaped pendant. Clip it on your cell phone to stand out in a crowd. Hooray for aliens! Hooray for needless agricultural destruction!''

|$120

==Names in other languages==

{{foreign names

|Spa=¡Tres ladrones y un destino!

|SpaM=Three thieves and one destiny!

|Ger=Aller schlechten Dinge sind drei!

|GerM=All bad things come in threes!