User:Purity Essence
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Yay!
I'm finally autoconfirmed! I'll move my comedy over soon.
The Bit, Episode One
Me: This is the first bit!
Toadette: Today's all about the Mega Mushroom!
Me: Didn't I hire Toad and Yoshi?
Toadette: Yes. The Mega Mushroom is-
Toad and Yoshi: Sorry we're late! Princess Peach got nabbed!
Me: A power-up that lets you grow to epic proportions. Call Luigi, For crying out loud!!!
Toad: We're out of time for today!
Bit Part 2
Me: Toad, where's Toadette?
Toad: She called in sick. Said she got the Blorbs.
Me: That stinks. Call Daisy.
Daisy: BOO!
Toad and Me: AHHHHH!
Me: Not cool, Daisy. Did you hear? Toadette's got the blorbs.
Yoshi: The Ice Flower lets you shoot Iceballs from your finger tips. Mini Star09? Care to do the honors?
Me: Yes! *Nabs Ice Flower* Eat ICEBALLS, Daisy! *flicks at Daisy and freezes her solid* Oops! Tee-hee-hee!
Bit After Part 2
Me: Well, did they find the Princess?
Toad: Nope. I saw Bowser nab her.
Daisy: Mmph! MMMMMMMPH! (Help! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!)
Me: I think we have next time!
Mario: *frees Daisy from her icy prison* There you go!
Yoshi: Is this being FILMED?!?!
Me: Turn off the cameras! We're done here!
Camera Guy: That's a wrap!
Lol Camera Guy was a joke if you do not get it.
Bit Part 3
Me: Well, at least we don't have to worry about Daisy scaring us, huh?
Camera Guy: Yes.
Toadette: I'm back. What do you plan on this week? Toad's ou-
Me, CG, and Yoshi: NO!!!!
Toadette: -t sick. Why did you shout?!
Me: D-D-Did you c-c-call Daisy?
Toadette: Yes. Where is-
Daisy: BOO!
CG, Yoshi, Toadette, and I: AHHHH!
Toadette: Oh, now I get why you shouted.
Yoshi: The SUPER LEAF-
Me: What happened to the Fire Flower?
Daisy: My bad. *gives me a butt burn* That's for freezing me!
Yoshi: Gives you the CLASSIC ABILITY TO FLY!!!
Everyone but Daisy: Gimme one! *flies away*
Camera Guy again. :D Yeah, he's a blue Shy Guy.
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Bowser Rules.
Wario can go eat a thousand of Wendy's Coins now. THIS IS KOOPA TURF. |-
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| ***** | This user has banned Wario because of his raucous manners and all the pranks he, Waluigi, and Luigi had pulled on me. |
File:KoopaTroopa MP9.png I have a million cause I'm Bowser's best human pal!
