List of Super Paper Mario quotes: Difference between revisions

*''"Good, yes, good... Allow me to send you to where the D-Man in question is. And thanks for your help, yes..."''

*''<big><big>"Hagracadagra!"</big></big>''

*''"Ohh, this is it, yes, yes. See, I'm getting a little...paunchy in my old age. I thought I might try this "No-Tummy Mummy Diety" to try and get back into shape..."''

*''"You seek what? a [[Pure Heart|Puny Heart]]? I know not what that is, but it sounds serious."''

*''"Oh, simply wonderful, yes. Well, I will send you to where that D-Man currently lingers. Thanks for helping!"''

*''<big><big>"Hagithawagitha!"</big></big>''

*''"Do you know about that horrible beast with three heads, the [[Underchomp]]? well it loves music, and if you play its favorite song, it will go to sleep! So if you run into it, if you have [[Piccolo|something that plays music]], use it, yes... That should make the battle a little easier, sonny!"''

*''"So... You will do it, yes? I did not imagine you would turn down a lovely lady..."''

*''"I have one simple request. Just stay here for a whole and let me talk to you!"''

*''"Now let me see, what should we talk about... i know! I will tell you a spicy little story from my days of burning youth!"''

*''"You may not know it to see me now, but I was a red-hot little tomato back in my day! Boys drooled in my presence. I was the very incarnation of beauty back then... I had a date with a new, handsome fellow every single night. Geh geh geh geh! Then one day, a certain fellow caught my eye, and I fell deeply in love. But I was shy with real feelings on the line, and I hid my deepest emotions. And then! A rival for his affections appeared! oh, how I raged into the night! Like night and day, our personalities were polar opposites, yes... And yet, through some twist of fate, we had fallen for the same fellow! Geh geh geh! We two knocked ourselves out doing all we could to turn his head. Keep in mind, I was a veteran maneater... Hagnes knew what she was doing! But if I cooked him a seven-layer cake, she would do eight layers and hide in it! She would fill his schedule with dates with her so I could not... You get the idea. So I had to find some way to set myself apart from her in his eyes... And I just kept at it...until I found the courage to tell him my feelings one fine day. But...then he rejected me. My rival had already won his heart, it seemed. I was so distraught, my hair turned white overnight, and I aged until I looked like this. ...Geh geh geh! Just kidding. i made that part up. But anyway... I feel like my youth ended on that day. I blossomed magnificently, and then the bloom fell from the branch, as it were. But flowers are beautiful BECAUSE they wither, so my beauty was true... And the name of the fellow I was after? ...[[Grambi]]. He lives far above us in [[The Overthere]]. And I have no regrets about my pretty youth... in fact, remember me to Grambi!"''

*''"Ahhhhh! That was just lovely. Thanks to you, I feel so refreshed! Now then... What is that? Am I done? well, not exactly, young'un. I still must say thank you!"''

*''<big><big>"THANKS!"</big></big>''

*''"That was my present for you! A very nicely drawn out thank you!"''