List of Bowser quotes

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==Print==

*"''...And then I'll join OPEC!''" ~~- ''[[White Knuckle Scorin']]'' comic~~

===''[[White Knuckle Scorin']]''===

*"''I'll take brute force and a bad attitude over smarts and education any day, 'cause ignorance is bliss!''" ~~- ''White Knuckle Scorin''' comic~~

*"''...And then I'll join OPEC!''"

*"''The babe is toast, plumber, and you're next in the line of fire!''" - ''~~White Knuckle Scorin'~~'' ~~comic~~

*"''I'll take brute force and a bad attitude over smarts and education any day, 'cause ignorance is bliss!''"

*"''The babe is toast, plumber, and you're next in the line of fire!''"

===''[[Nintendo Comics System]]''===

*"''Who were you expecting? The Tooth Fairy?''" - "[[The Legend]]"

*"''A stout ship, a loyal crew -- or else -- and lots of stolen money. This is the most fun you can have without pulverizing a plumber.''" - "[[Mutiny on the Fungi]]"

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*"''I'n terriby disappointed in all of you. Except you, Lemmy. I know you're a blithering idiot!''" - "[[Bowser Knows Best]]"

*"''What is it with you kids these days!! Is it hip to be stupid nowadays? Is there a fad nobody's told old dad about?''" - "Bowser Knows Best"

*"''Testing, 1, 2, 3, testing... am I coming in loud and clear? And a one, and a two...''" - "[[~~Super Mario Adventures~~]]"

*"''Ta ta, turtle dove, until next week. Here's a smooch for your sweet cheek.''" - "~~Super Mario Adventures~~"

===''[[Super Mario Adventures]]''===

*"''~~Bwa ha ha~~! My sinister plot worked!''" - "~~Super~~ Mario ~~Adventures~~"

====Issue 33====

*"''Am I handsome or what!''" - "~~Super Mario Adventures~~"

*''"Testing, 1, 2, 3, testing...am I coming in loud and clear? And a one, and a two..."''

* (rapping) ''"I'm K-man Koopa, and I'm here to say, I'm a kind, kind king-- I'm gonna make your day..."''

*''"Mountains high to valleys low, K-man Koopa is '''in control!'''"''

*''"I rule 'most all the land you see, but that's still not '''enough''' for me..."''

*''"I want to rule '''this''' kingdom, too, and that's just what I plan to do."''

*''"Chill out, and lend an ear: I have a '''proposal''' for you, [[Princess Peach|my dear]]."''

*''"If we want to live in harmony, you're going to have to '''marry me!'''"''

*''"Come on, sweetcakes, we'll make a great pair! I can do the ruling while you style your hair!"''

*''"I'll be back for your answer but before I go..."''

*''"Just remember that if the answer is '''"no"'''..."''

*''"...Your people will all be '''TURNED TO STONE!'''"''

*''"Calm down, now, Princess, it's up to you-- you can marry me, or rule statues!"''

*''"Ta ta, turtle dove, until next week. Here's a smooch for your sweet cheek."''

====Issue 35====

*''"Listen up!"''

*''" I told [[Koopalings|you kids]] to keep this video line '''open!'''"''

*''"'''Shaddup!''' This is '''serious!'''"''

*''"I've done a mighty fine job of raising you kids."''

*''"But I've been thinking...you need a mother."''

*''"So I have proposed to Princess Toadstool."''

*''"Well, let me see it!"''

*''"I want it to be 100 times bigger!"''

*''"I'm very busy! Make sure that my bride doesn't disappear before the big day! OK?"''

*''"'''DO YOU HEAR ME?!!?'''"''

====Issue 36====

*''"'''What!?! You let my bride ESCAPE?!"''

*''"'''SILENCE!!!'''"''

====Issue 37====

*''"My bride's back? Nicely done!"''

*''"Now take good care of my precious princess!"''

*''"Do you really mean it?"''

*''"You really, '''really''' mean it?"''

*''"Your voice sounds kind of funny..."''

*''"I'll come kiss you and make you feel better."''

*''"Off with the ropes!"''

*''"YES! SHE LOVES ME!"''

*''"'''IT'S THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE!'''"''

====Issue 39====

*''"BWA HA HA! My sinister plot worked!"''

*''"You didn't '''really''' think I'd let you go so easily, did you?"''

*''"Ha ha ha! You'll have to excuse me-- I have a '''wedding''' to plan! Ciao!"''

*''"Go! Have some fun with those [[Mario|bungling]][[Luigi| brothers]]!"''

====Issue 40====

*''"Ha ha ha! Mi casa es su casa! Make yourselves right at home, my unsuspecting travelers-- you'll be staying!"''

*''"'''Silence!''' You'll see-- they're too nosy to turn back now!"''

*''"'''Mark my words!''' They're tired, hungry, and, best of all, '''lost'''. This cozy little bungalow is just too tempting for a snoopy pair like the Mario Bros. And it's unlocked, which makes it '''irresistible!'''"''

* (nervously) ''"Heh heh heh..."''

*''"WAIT! I have yet to play my trump card!"''

*''"Heh heh heh! Just as I predicted...

*''"My plan worked '''perfectly!''' A superior mind, a superior strategy!"''

*''"Hah! Well, now that I've muffled the meddlesome Marios..."''

*''"...I can get back to planning the perfect wedding!"''

====Issue 42====

*''"Am I '''handsome''' or what!"''

*''"What's up?"''

*''"WHAT!?"''

*'"Fiend? Where?"''

*''"Come now, my precious, you'll learn to love me."''

*''"I need a hypnotist..."''

*''"'''QUICK! Bring me a VIDEO CAMERA!'''"''

*''"I must record this moment for posterity!"''

*''"I '''do!'''"''

====Issue 43====

*''"HA HA HA HA! You see-- she has grown to '''love''' me!"''

*''"SEIZE HIM!"''

*''"Ha ha ha ha! I'm feeling generous. You may stay. Now you have a '''front-row''' seat to witness this blessed event.

*''"Give it a rest! She's mad about me!"''

*''"Now. '''On''' with the ceremony!"''

*''"How '''dare''' you interrupt! come back tomorrow!"''

*''"[[Yoshi (species)|Yoshis]]?"''

*''"What about the Yoshis?"''

*''"'''AAACK!''' They've '''escaped!!''' FALL IN, TROOPAS!"''

*''"Cast another spell-- QUICK!"''

*''"'''AAACCKKKK!'''"''

*''"NO!"''

*''"WE'RE GOING IN!"''

*''"Nooooo!"''

*''"Help! I can't breathe!"''

*''"What?! '''You''' again!"''

*''"Not until the princess and I are wed!"''

*''"WAAAHHH!"''

==Television shows==

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@@ Line 959: / Line 959: @@
 ==Print==
-*"''...And then I'll join OPEC!''" - ''[[White Knuckle Scorin']]'' comic
+===''[[White Knuckle Scorin']]''===
-*"''I'll take brute force and a bad attitude over smarts and education any day, 'cause ignorance is bliss!''" - ''White Knuckle Scorin''' comic
+*"''...And then I'll join OPEC!''"
-*"''The babe is toast, plumber, and you're next in the line of fire!''" - ''White Knuckle Scorin''' comic
+*"''I'll take brute force and a bad attitude over smarts and education any day, 'cause ignorance is bliss!''"
+*"''The babe is toast, plumber, and you're next in the line of fire!''"
+===''[[Nintendo Comics System]]''===
 *"''Who were you expecting? The Tooth Fairy?''" - "[[The Legend]]"
 *"''A stout ship, a loyal crew -- or else -- and lots of stolen money. This is the most fun you can have without pulverizing a plumber.''" - "[[Mutiny on the Fungi]]"
@@ Line 978: / Line 981: @@
 *"''I'n terriby disappointed in all of you. Except you, Lemmy. I know you're a blithering idiot!''" - "[[Bowser Knows Best]]"
 *"''What is it with you kids these days!! Is it hip to be stupid nowadays? Is there a fad nobody's told old dad about?''" - "Bowser Knows Best"
-*"''Testing, 1, 2, 3, testing... am I coming in loud and clear? And a one, and a two...''" - "[[Super Mario Adventures]]"
-*"''Ta ta, turtle dove, until next week. Here's a smooch for your sweet cheek.''" - "Super Mario Adventures"
+===''[[Super Mario Adventures]]''===
-*"''Bwa ha ha! My sinister plot worked!''" - "Super Mario Adventures"
+====Issue 33====
-*"''Am I handsome or what!''" - "Super Mario Adventures"
+*''"Testing, 1, 2, 3, testing...am I coming in loud and clear? And a one, and a two..."''
+* (rapping) ''"I'm K-man Koopa, and I'm here to say, I'm a kind, kind king-- I'm gonna make your day..."''
+*''"Mountains high to valleys low, K-man Koopa is '''in control!'''"''
+*''"I rule 'most all the land you see, but that's still not '''enough''' for me..."''
+*''"I want to rule '''this''' kingdom, too, and that's just what I plan to do."''
+*''"Chill out, and lend an ear: I have a '''proposal''' for you, [[Princess Peach|my dear]]."''
+*''"If we want to live in harmony, you're going to have to '''marry me!'''"''
+*''"Come on, sweetcakes, we'll make a great pair! I can do the ruling while you style your hair!"''
+*''"I'll be back for your answer but before I go..."''
+*''"Just remember that if the answer is '''"no"'''..."''
+*''"...Your people will all be '''TURNED TO STONE!'''"''
+*''"Calm down, now, Princess, it's up to you-- you can marry me, or rule statues!"''
+*''"Ta ta, turtle dove, until next week. Here's a smooch for your sweet cheek."''
+====Issue 35====
+*''"Listen up!"''
+*''" I told [[Koopalings|you kids]] to keep this video line '''open!'''"''
+*''"'''Shaddup!''' This is '''serious!'''"''
+*''"I've done a mighty fine job of raising you kids."''
+*''"But I've been thinking...you need a mother."''
+*''"So I have proposed to Princess Toadstool."''
+*''"Well, let me see it!"''
+*''"I want it to be 100 times bigger!"''
+*''"I'm very busy! Make sure that my bride doesn't disappear before the big day! OK?"''
+*''"'''DO YOU HEAR ME?!!?'''"''
+====Issue 36====
+*''"'''What!?! You let my bride ESCAPE?!"''
+*''"'''SILENCE!!!'''"''
+====Issue 37====
+*''"My bride's back? Nicely done!"''
+*''"Now take good care of my precious princess!"''
+*''"Do you really mean it?"''
+*''"You really, '''really''' mean it?"''
+*''"Your voice sounds kind of funny..."''
+*''"I'll come kiss you and make you feel better."''
+*''"Off with the ropes!"''
+*''"YES! SHE LOVES ME!"''
+*''"'''IT'S THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE!'''"''
+====Issue 39====
+*''"BWA HA HA! My sinister plot worked!"''
+*''"You didn't '''really''' think I'd let you go so easily, did you?"''
+*''"Ha ha ha! You'll have to excuse me-- I have a '''wedding''' to plan! Ciao!"''
+*''"Go! Have some fun with those [[Mario|bungling]][[Luigi| brothers]]!"''
+====Issue 40====
+*''"Ha ha ha! Mi casa es su casa! Make yourselves right at home, my unsuspecting travelers-- you'll be staying!"''
+*''"'''Silence!''' You'll see-- they're too nosy to turn back now!"''
+*''"'''Mark my words!''' They're tired, hungry, and, best of all, '''lost'''. This cozy little bungalow is just too tempting for a snoopy pair like the Mario Bros. And it's unlocked, which makes it '''irresistible!'''"''
+* (nervously) ''"Heh heh heh..."''
+*''"WAIT! I have yet to play my trump card!"''
+*''"Heh heh heh! Just as I predicted...
+*''"My plan worked '''perfectly!''' A superior mind, a superior strategy!"''
+*''"Hah! Well, now that I've muffled the meddlesome Marios..."''
+*''"...I can get back to planning the perfect wedding!"''
+====Issue 42====
+*''"Am I '''handsome''' or what!"''
+*''"What's up?"''
+*''"WHAT!?"''
+*'"Fiend? Where?"''
+*''"Come now, my precious, you'll learn to love me."''
+*''"I need a hypnotist..."''
+*''"'''QUICK! Bring me a VIDEO CAMERA!'''"''
+*''"I must record this moment for posterity!"''
+*''"I '''do!'''"''
+====Issue 43====
+*''"HA HA HA HA! You see-- she has grown to '''love''' me!"''
+*''"SEIZE HIM!"''
+*''"Ha ha ha ha! I'm feeling generous. You may stay. Now you have a '''front-row''' seat to witness this blessed event.
+*''"Give it a rest! She's mad about me!"''
+*''"Now. '''On''' with the ceremony!"''
+*''"How '''dare''' you interrupt! come back tomorrow!"''
+*''"[[Yoshi (species)|Yoshis]]?"''
+*''"What about the Yoshis?"''
+*''"'''AAACK!''' They've '''escaped!!''' FALL IN, TROOPAS!"''
+*''"Cast another spell-- QUICK!"''
+*''"'''AAACCKKKK!'''"''
+*''"NO!"''
+*''"WE'RE GOING IN!"''
+*''"Nooooo!"''
+*''"Help! I can't breathe!"''
+*''"What?! '''You''' again!"''
+*''"Not until the princess and I are wed!"''
+*''"WAAAHHH!"''
 ==Television shows==