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==The Waluigi Freak 99 Theatre==

Welcome to the Waluigi Freak 99 Theatre! Sit back and enjoy a few stories starring Mario and his pals, and even send in your reviews of the productions. Without further to do . . .

~~===Luigi Saves the Day===~~

One day, [[Waluigi]], window washer, janitor, and all-around handyman, was on his way throughout [[Toad Town]], looking for work. He arrived at [[Princess Peach|Princess Peach's]] [[Princess Peach's Castle|castle]] and was hired. While the princess had [[Princess Daisy|Daisy]] over for tea and cookies, Waluigi cleaned the windows in Peach's private quarters and then approached the princesses.[[Image:Mparty6 waluigi2.jpg|right|125px]]

Waluigi offered to go to the kitchen and give the girls more tea. They accepted, and Waluigi soon returned with two piping hot cups, and cookies that were baked to look like Waluigi's head. Peach and Daisy drank the tea eagerly, ignoring the cookies.

~~[[Image:Mparty5 toad.jpg|left|125px]]~~

What they did not know, however, was that Waluigi put sleeping powder in the tea! In a few minutes, the girls were asleep. Waluigi made off with Peach's diamond necklace. But, as he made his getaway, he was caught by [[Toad (character)|Toad]], who hopped into a [[Bullet Bill]] [[Bill Blaster|Blaster]] and fired a Bullet Bill at him. However, the Bullet Bill attack backfired, and the missile hit Toad! Laughing, Waluigi left.

~~[[Image:Luigiwaluigi.jpg|right|125px]]~~

Peach woke up later and realized that her necklace was gone. She went to the [[Trouble Center]] and asked for help. The trouble was soon taken up by [[Luigi]], who quickly determined that Waluigi was the culprit. Luigi confronted Waluigi, and the two battled it out. Eventually, Luigi won and retrieved the necklace for Peach. Despite the fact that Luigi did nothing for her, Daisy was eternally grateful to Luigi, and the couple enjoyed a quiet dinner date in the castle. They were meant to be together . . .

~~====Reviews====~~

~~Simply drop your reviews off at my talk page and I'll post them here!~~

~~[[User:Plumber|Plumber's]] Rating: 8/10 stars<br>~~

~~[[User:HK-47|HK-47's]] Rating: 9/10 stars<br>~~

~~Overall Rating: 8.5/10 stars~~

===Murder for Hire===

One day, [[Waluigi]] ~~had a grand scheme. He decided to steal~~ the ~~[[Music Keys]]. These keys could make Waluigi a great dancer, and he would be able to impress~~ the ~~ladies. So, Waluigi went to [[Truffle Towers]]. Along the way~~, he ~~bumped~~ into [[Princess Daisy]]. He began hitting on ~~her, and, apparently~~, his pick-up lines worked, ~~as she made~~ a date ~~with him~~. ~~Forgetting all about the Music Keys,~~ Waluigi ~~challenged her~~ to a baseball game.

One day, [[Waluigi]] was on the run from the cops, he ran into [[Princess Daisy]]. After losing the man by cleverly running down a back alley, Waluigi began hitting on Daisy. Apparently, his pick-up lines worked (or she was under the influence of some kind of narcotic), because they agreed to have a date that afternoon. She challenged Waluigi to a baseball game.

[[Image:Uptobat.PNG|left|150px|thumb|Waluigi and Daisy's baseball date. No, Petey Piranha isn't there.]] Waluigi charged up a special [[Liar Ball]] pitch. He took a baseball and a [[Whiskered Eggplant]] and threw them at Daisy. Daisy hit the eggplant with the bat and struck out. The eggplant met with the bat with a ''SPLAT!'' and landed on the ground. Daisy couldn't bear to see the smashed eggplant littering the baseball diamond and bent to pick it up. What she didn't know, however, was that those who touch the Whiskered Eggplant lose their lunches! Daisy emptied the contents of her stomach on the field and went home with food poisoning, refusing to return any of Waluigi's phone calls. She vowed to get revenge on Waluigi and hired a hit man.

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 ==The Waluigi Freak 99 Theatre==
 Welcome to the Waluigi Freak 99 Theatre!  Sit back and enjoy a few stories starring Mario and his pals, and even send in your reviews of the productions.   Without further to do . . .
-===Luigi Saves the Day===
-One day, [[Waluigi]], window washer, janitor, and all-around handyman, was on his way throughout [[Toad Town]], looking for work.  He arrived at [[Princess Peach|Princess Peach's]] [[Princess Peach's Castle|castle]] and was hired.  While the princess had [[Princess Daisy|Daisy]] over for tea and cookies, Waluigi cleaned the windows in Peach's private quarters and then approached the princesses.[[Image:Mparty6 waluigi2.jpg|right|125px]]
-Waluigi offered to go to the kitchen and give the girls more tea.  They accepted, and Waluigi soon returned with two piping hot cups, and cookies that were baked to look like Waluigi's head.  Peach and Daisy drank the tea eagerly, ignoring the cookies.
-[[Image:Mparty5 toad.jpg|left|125px]]
-What they did not know, however, was that Waluigi put sleeping powder in the tea!  In a few minutes, the girls were asleep.  Waluigi made off with Peach's diamond necklace.  But, as he made his getaway, he was caught by [[Toad (character)|Toad]], who hopped into a [[Bullet Bill]] [[Bill Blaster|Blaster]] and fired a Bullet Bill at him.  However, the Bullet Bill attack backfired, and the missile hit Toad!  Laughing, Waluigi left.
-[[Image:Luigiwaluigi.jpg|right|125px]]
-Peach woke up later and realized that her necklace was gone.  She went to the [[Trouble Center]] and asked for help.  The trouble was soon taken up by [[Luigi]], who quickly determined that Waluigi was the culprit.  Luigi confronted Waluigi, and the two battled it out.  Eventually, Luigi won and retrieved the necklace for Peach.  Despite the fact that Luigi did nothing for her, Daisy was eternally grateful to Luigi, and the couple enjoyed a quiet dinner date in the castle.  They were meant to be together . . .
-====Reviews====
-Simply drop your reviews off at my talk page and I'll post them here!
-[[User:Plumber|Plumber's]] Rating: 8/10 stars<br>
-[[User:HK-47|HK-47's]] Rating: 9/10 stars<br>
-Overall Rating: 8.5/10 stars
 ===Murder for Hire===
-One day, [[Waluigi]] had a grand scheme.  He decided to steal the [[Music Keys]].  These keys could make Waluigi a great dancer, and he would be able to impress the ladies.  So, Waluigi went to [[Truffle Towers]].  Along the way, he bumped into [[Princess Daisy]].  He began hitting on her, and, apparently, his pick-up lines worked, as she made a date with him.  Forgetting all about the Music Keys, Waluigi challenged her to a baseball game.
+One day, [[Waluigi]] was on the run from the cops, he ran into [[Princess Daisy]].  After losing the man by cleverly running down a back alley, Waluigi began hitting on Daisy.  Apparently, his pick-up lines worked (or she was under the influence of some kind of narcotic), because they agreed to have a date that afternoon.  She challenged Waluigi to a baseball game.
 [[Image:Uptobat.PNG|left|150px|thumb|Waluigi and Daisy's baseball date.  No, Petey Piranha isn't there.]]  Waluigi charged up a special [[Liar Ball]] pitch.  He took a baseball and a [[Whiskered Eggplant]] and threw them at Daisy.  Daisy hit the eggplant with the bat and struck out.  The eggplant met with the bat with a ''SPLAT!'' and landed on the ground.  Daisy couldn't bear to see the smashed eggplant littering the baseball diamond and bent to pick it up.  What she didn't know, however, was that those who touch the Whiskered Eggplant lose their lunches!  Daisy emptied the contents of her stomach on the field and went home with food poisoning, refusing to return any of Waluigi's phone calls.  She vowed to get revenge on Waluigi and hired a hit man.