List of Paper Mario quotes

This is a list of some quotes from the game Paper Mario, listed by character.

Princess Peach

• "Oh Mario! You came to the party to see me! You're so sweet! Thank you!"
• "Sniffle...Mario's probably hurt...Everyone's in prison...The Mushroom kingdom will be destroyed if things continue the way they're going."

Bowser

• "Ha! This castle's under my control now, my dear! Now you will obey me!"
• "Gwa ha ha ha ha ha! Is that all you've got? How sad! You'd best take some vitamins, 'cause that didn't hurt at all!"
• "With the power of the Star Rod, I can finally have everything I've always wanted!"
• "Oh no! I can't believe I left my secret diary lying out! It would be totally embarrassing if someone were to read that thing. Wuh... wuh... WHAAAT?!! What's the princess doing here?"
• "Nothing makes me happier than a smile from you, Peach."
• "Sure, they were complete wimps, but they were still loyal to me. I can't forgive Mario for disrespecting me!"
• "Oh, Princess Peach! Your cuddly old Bowser's here!"
• "Mario always defeats me... This time I became invincible and I STILL couldn't beat him!"