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| {{DISPLAYTITLE:You are in the dark castle of Darkbowserrules123! Leave now or face my minions! (Never mind,just keep explorin' my userpage)}}
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| [[File:Bowserstrikers.png|200px]] '''This user has been requested to stay cooler than [[Chief Chilly]]. (Please don't tell him that.)''' [[File:BowserStrikersj.png|200px]]
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| "Welp, ya know what they say, when you kill Fawful, who is a jerk, a ghost Dark Star-Bowser hybrid inhales 'im, and I'm born.
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| -Darkbowserrules123, Super Mario Wiki
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| |Fist Appeared: Late May, 2014
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| |Species: Dark Star/Koopa
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| |Gender: Dude (Really female)
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| |Age: 11
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| |Max HP: 1,000 (1,500 with challenge medal and awesomeness)
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| |Location(s): Dark Bowser's Castle (Really Bahamas)
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| You've entered the userpage of Darkbowserrules123! As you can see, I'm a HUGE fan of [[Dark Bowser]].
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| I really want him to appear in future games, as a playable character, preferably. I live in the Bahamas, so don't expect me to
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| know everything Americans know. I've always liked Dark Bowser......at least I always liked him as soon as I heard of him. They | |
| should make a dry version of him: Dark Dry Bowser. Just picture it! MAKE IT HAPPEN NINTENDO! I joined this wiki sometime in late May 2014, but this userpage wasn't made until the 2nd of July 2014! I have a [[Nintendo DS]] and a [[Wii]]. I want a [[Nintendo 3DS]], so I can play all the cool games, and a [[Wii U]], 'cause I know if they ever do bring back Dark Bowser it'll be on a game on the Wii U. Hey, here's a fun fact, I've been to Disney World once! I wanna go again! It was F-U-N! Other than the ''Mario'' series, I also play the ''Sonic'' series, and the ''Kirby'' series. My favorite games from the other 2 series are: ''Sonic Unleashed'' and ''Kirby's Return to Dream Land''. Feel free to keep explorin' my userpage! {{Special:Whosonline}}
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| {{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=white|codebkgd=black|codecolor=black|code=[[Image:Dry bones.png|50px]]|msg=This user is friends with Count Bonsula.}}
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| {{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=darkblue|codebkgd=blue|codecolor=black|code=[[Image:Zombie Bros..png|50px]]|msg=This user got touched by a zombie and is now half zombie and is now friends with [[User:The Zombie Bros.|The Zombie Bros.]].}}
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| {{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=red|codebkgd=white|codecolor=black|code=[[Image:Mecha- Boss Unit.PNG|50px]]|msg=This user is one of the few people who befriended [[User:Mecha-Boss Unit|Mecha-Boss Unit]]}}
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| {{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=blue|codebkgd=white|codecolor=black|code=[[Image:Yoshi is cute.gif|50px]]|msg=This user thinks this animation is cool and makes no sense whatsoever.}}
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| {{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=white|codebkgd=lightblue|codecolor=black|code=[[Image:Tootsie Pop.gif|70px]]|msg=How are THEY supposed to know how many licks it takes to get the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie pop? Waddle Dee doesn't have a mouth, and Kirby inhales all his food!}}
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| {{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=orange|codebkgd|purple|codecolor=black|code=[[Image:Jedikirby 2.gif|50px]]|msg=WHAT THE SNAPDRAGONS?!? KIRBY'S IN STAR WARS?!?}}
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| {{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=aqua|codebkgd=darkgreen|codecolor=black|code=[[Image:BiS Bowser punching2.PNG|50px]]|msg=This user is on Bowser's side.}}
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| {{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=purple|codebkgd=white|codeclor=black|code=[[Image:F ThatsMamaLum fb9046e.gif|50px]]|msg=That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!}}
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| {{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=white|codebkgd=white|codecolor=white|code=[[Image:IMA CHARGIN MAH LAZAAAR.jpg|70px]]|msg=IMA FIRIN MAH LAZAAAAAA!!!!!!!}}
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| {{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=lightgreen|codebkgd=white|codecolor=black|code=[[Image:Nonstopper II NSMB.gif|70px]]|msg=Wow what a stupid Koopa Troopa. Doesn't know how to ground pound so it just walks 'till it dies.}}
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| {{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=pink|codebkgd=lightblue|codecolor=black|code=[[Image:Music.gif|50px]]|msg=This user thinks this animation is a great way to say "This user likes listing to video game music." BTW: This user LOVES listing to video game music.}}
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| {{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=grey|codebkgd=black|codecolor=white|code=[[Image:ChaserLMDM.jpg|70px]]|msg=If this user could have a pet from the Mario universe it would be [[Polterpup (character)|him]].}}
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| {{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=green|codebkgd=darkblue|codecolor=black|code=[[Image:Bonetail.PNG|70px]]|msg=This user thinks [[Bonetail]] is far cooler than [[Hooktail]] or [[Gloomtail]].}}
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| {{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=red|codebkgd=white|codecolor=black|code=[[Image:Bulletsunshine.JPG|50px]]|msg=Herpa Derp}}
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| {{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=white|codebkgd=pink|codecolor=black|code=[[Image:Fawful-Laugh.gif|50px]]|msg=This user has an aching of head with this nutjob. You like his non-beefy mustard of doom sandwiches? Then I have FURY! And your lives if you have the liking of him are nothing but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is STUPID!}}
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| {{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=brown|codebkgd=green|codecolor=black|code=[[Image:YoshiDance.gif|50px]]|msg=This user wants [[Yoshi]] to teach him how to dance.}}
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| {{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=gray|codebkgd=lightpurple|codecolor=black|code=[[Image:Chain yoshi para chomp.jpg|70px]]|msg=This user wants this Chain-yoshi-para-chomp to be an actual enemy. MAKE IT HAPPEN NINTENDO!}}
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| {{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=purple|codebkgd=black|codecolor=black|code=[[Image:Purple Koopa troopa.png|50px]]|msg=This user is a dark Koopa.}}
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| {{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=red|codebkgd=white|codecolor=black|code=[[Image:The cross.PNG|70px]]|msg=This user is a Christian.}}
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| {{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=pink|codebkgd=yellow|codecolor=black|code=[[Image:Shellcreeper-SSBBrawl.png|50px]]|msg=This user thinks [[Shellcreepers]] are the ancestors of [[Koopa Troopas]].}}
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| {{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=navyblue|codebkgd=orange|codecolor=black|code=[[Image:Yoshitron.png|70px]]|msg=This user wants cyborg Yoshis to be real in the Mario universe. MAKE IT HAPPEN NINTENDO!}}
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| {{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=blue|codebkgd=white|codecolor=black|code=[[Image:TheGreatMissionMarioPlayer.png|70px]]|msg=This user is a champion gamer.}}
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| {{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=red|codebkgd=green|codecolor=black|code=[[Image:Ssbemblem.png|70px]]|msg=This user is a Super Smash SISTER! 'Cause this user's a girl!}}
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| =='''This Is My Userbox'''==
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| Want my userbox? This is it.
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| {{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=darkblue|codebkgd=darkblue|codecolor=black|code=[[Image:DarkBowserAni.gif|70px]]|msg=This user is one of the many dark minions (That's dark talk for buddies) of the dreaded [[User:Darkbowserrules123|Darkbowserrules123]].}}
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| Visit Dry Paratroopa's (he's in my userbox) userpage for the basic building blocks of making a friend userbox and adding one to your own userbox tower.
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| =='''My Top 11 Favorite Mario Characters'''==
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| 1.[[Dark Bowser]]
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| A cooler, more evil version of the most famous video game villain in the most famous video game series. How can you not like him?!?[[File:DarkBowserAni.gif|90px]]
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| 2.[[Dry Bowser]]
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| The [[Dry Bones]] version of the Koopa King. He's so cool![[File:Dry Bowser MSOWG.jpg|90px]]
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| 3.[[Bowser]]
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| He's the king of all Koopas, the most famous video game villain in the history of forever, and he can bust some pretty awesome moves, as shown in ''[[Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix]]''.[[File:BowserNSMBWii.png|90px]]
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| 4.[[Bowser Jr.]]
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| Hey, someone's gotta carry on the royal Koopa line, and Ludwig ain't the heir anymore.[[File:SMG BowserJr.png|90px]]
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| 5.[[Kamek]]
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| You ever wonder where Bowser's parents are? The proof is in Mario RPG: his Psychopath quote is "That's.......my child?" Sha-BAM! Now we need to figure out who Bowser's mom is.[[File:KamekNSMBW.png|90px]]
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| 6.[[Boshi]]
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| Who doesn't like [[Yoshi]]? Who doesn't like a Yoshi with shades?[[File:Boshi777.jpg|90px]]
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| 7.[[Tryclyde]]
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| He's a snake. With 3 heads. And he can breath fire.[[File:Tryclyde-SMB2-NES.png|90px]]
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| 8.[[Yoshi]]
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| He's the main star of his own series and can eat anything! He'd probably eat himself if he had to.[[File:Yoshi Sprite SSBB.png|90px]]
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| 9.[[Underchomp]]
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| A 3-headed [[Chain Chomp]]. You might think he's kinda cliché and a spin-off of Tryclyde, but he's cool.[[File:Underchomp.png|90px]]
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| 10.[[Broggy]]
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| They say dogs are a man's best friend. Broggy is [[Broque Monsieur]]'s best friend.[[File:Blodog.png|90px]]
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| 11.[[Blitty|Blitties]]
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| They're cats that are blocks. The sounds they make are ADORABLE![[File:Blitty Group - Mario & Luigi Bowser's Inside Story.png|400px]]
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| =='''Mario Games I Own'''==
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| On DS:
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| ''[[Super Mario 64 DS]]''
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| [[File:Bowsersinsidestorycover.jpg|200px]]
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| ''[[Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story]]''
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| [[File:Mario Kart DS Box (North America).png|200px]]
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| ''[[Mario Kart DS]]''
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| On Wii:
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| ''[[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]]''
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| [[File:Mkwii.jpg|200px]]
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| ''[[Mario Kart Wii]]''
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| [[File:Mariobox-noscale.jpg|200px]]
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| ''[[New Super Mario Bros. Wii]]''
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| [[File:Smg2boxart.png|200px]]
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| ''[[Super Mario Galaxy 2]]''
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| =='''The Darkbowserrules123 Awards!'''==
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| These are awards I give to ''Mario'' characters (characters from spin-offs included). Just for fun. :)
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| Best ''Mario Kart DS'' Character: R.O.B. He's always been my favorite.
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| Best ''Mario & Sonic'' Character: Metal Sonic. He's just so cool!
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| Best ''Mario Kart'' Course: [[Bowser's Castle (Wii U)|Bowser's Castle]] from ''Mario Kart 8''. Who doesn't like that course?!?
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| Best Mario RPG Game Final Boss: Dark Bowser. You now know why my username is Darkbowserrules123.
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| He Who Cheats Most: [[Larry Koopa|Cheatsy Koopa]]. Hence the name.
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| Villains Never to Return: Fawful, Doopliss, and Dimentio. If they were all in the same game you'd wet your pants.
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| Most Likely To Become "Boo-Busters", The ''Mario'' Version Of ''Ghostbusters'': Professor E. Gadd and Luigi. E. Gadd knows all about ghosts, and Luigi's a natural at catching 'em. (Don't make sense to you? Then get Patrick Star to push you off a cliff.)
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| Longest Tongue: Yoshi. (Don't make sense to you? Then get Patrick Star to push you off a cliff.)
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| Best Fawful Impressions (Though I HATE Fawful): Fawfulfury65 and ME! Check out my userbox with the dingus known as Fawful if you don't believe me.
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| Best Bowser Alter Ego: Dark Bowser. Once again, look at my username.
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| Coolest Koopaling: Ludwig. He's just my favorite.
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| Cartoon Koopaling Who Resembles Their Game Counterpart Best: Bully. Just give him more shell spikes, make him lose the Brooklyn accent and the spiked collar, and viola! You got Roy!
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| Best Music: ''[[Yoshi's Story]]'' 's theme, Bowser Jr.'s theme from ''[[Super Mario Galaxy]]'', the final battle theme from ''[[Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island]]'' and ''[[Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Advance 3]]'', the final battle theme from ''[[Super Mario Galaxy 2]]'', ''Mario Kart 8'' Bowser's Castle theme,
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| [[Twisted Mansion]]'s theme, [[Electrodrome]]'s theme, and the final battle theme from ''[[Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story]]''. (But honestly, I can vaguely imagine Sonic the Hedgehog running to Electrodrome's theme. I bet Nintendo let Sega design that music.)
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| Best Bowser Battles: Against [[Baby Bowser]] in ''Yoshi's Island'', fighting Dark Bowser in ''Bowser's Inside Story'', battling Bowser in ''Mario Galaxy 2'', against Bowser in ''[[Super Mario 64]]'' and [[Super Mario 64 DS|its remake]], fighting [[Giga Bowser]] in ''[[Super Smash Bros. Melee]]'', and battling Bowser (and King Boo) in ''[[Luigi's Mansion]]''.
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| Most Likely To Have Learned Magic From Harry Potter: Kamek and [[Magikoopa|his species]]. That's how they're all wizards.
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| Weirdest Villain: [[Exor]] from ''[[Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars]]''. He's a giant sword, for cryin' out loud!
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| =='''Goals'''==
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| 1. Knock Fawful's stupid hair off his stupid head in ''Bowser's Inside Story''.
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| 2. Post something on a Nintendo website to give Boshi and Bowser a cartoon in which they're good guys and the villains are Fawful, Wart, Cackletta, Megaleg,
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| Digga-Leg, and the Shroobs.
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| 3. Get a Wii U.
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| 4. Get ''[[Mario Kart 8]]''.
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| 5. Get ''[[Yoshi's Wooly World]]''.
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| 6. Post something on a Nintendo website about making a game starring Yoshi as a ninja and Boshi as a cyborg in which they have to save all the other Yoshis from [[Baby Bowser]].
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| =='''Darkbowserrules123's Famous Gallery Of Random Stuff'''==
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| [[File:Para Dry Bones Artwork - Super Mario 3D World.png|200px]] A Dry Bones....he has wings.
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| [[File:Mr. Resetti.jpg|200px]] He's the reason I NEVA reset my Wii.
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| [[File:PiranhaPlantNSMBW.png|200px]] Trust me, NO ONE wants this in their garden.
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| [[File:YoshiUniversalGravitation.PNG|200px]] First, Yoshi eats cheese.....then he cuts it. LOL!
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| [[File:FlameRunner-DryBowser.png|200px]] Let's face it, Dry Bowser's [[Flame Runner]] is the best.
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| [[File:NabbitNSMBU.png|200px]] [[Nabbit]] would probably make a good Santa.
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| [[File:Poochy.jpg|200px]] What happens when you give [[Poochy]] a [[Yoshi egg]]? He plays with it.....then cooks it.
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| [[File:LuigiMansion2-LuigiKingBoo.png|200px]] Luigi:HOLY COW! KING BOO?!? King Boo:Well DUH! Who'd you expect, that stupid spinoff from Mario Sunshine?
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| [[File:Wolf Kirby.JPG|200px]] Ok, so how do you use this thing?
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| [[File:Kamek and Baby Bowser Artwork - Yoshi's New Island.png|200px]] Kamek! I told you, NO MAGIC IN THE NEW YOSHI GAME!
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| [[File:HiToad.png|400px]]<-----HOLY COW DUDE WHAT DA FLIM-FLAM?!?
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| [[File:Pills can be deadly.jpg|200px]] OW MAN, THAT SMARTS LIKE ALBERT EINSTIEN!
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| [[File:SMGbosscrab.png|200px]] Uh...if this was in Mario Galaxy, I'd be scared.
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| =='''My Super Mario Wiki Pets'''==
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| Image:Yoshiblue.jpg|<center>My [[Light Blue Yoshi]],Destructo. He's playful, but I can't ride him. He's too young.
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| Image:BlueYoshi YIDS.png|<center>My [[Blue Yoshi]], Dynamite, Destructo's older brother. He's like Destructo, but I can ride him.
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| Image:Rainbowyoshi.gif|<center>My rare Random Yoshi, Glitch. He's shy, especially around strangers. But once he gets to know you, he loves you. I can ride him, too.
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| Image:SpinyWii.png|<center>My [[Spiny]],Fluffy. Don't let his looks fool you, he's really sweet. Just don't sit on him.
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| Image:DryBonesMKWAnimatedSelect.gif|<center>My [[Dry Bones]], Shadow. He doesn't like playing rough or going outside, due to being fragile. He does like jumping and spinning in circles, though.
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| Image:Yoob Sprite.PNG|<center>Yoob 2.0. I found one of Yoob's egg shells and cloned it to make Yoob 2.0. Don't worry, he won't eat you.
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| Image:BabyYoshiPMTTYD.png|<center>Vector, my Green Yoshi Kid. He's from the Glitz Pit, like his brothers. I found him in the Sealed Wall as an egg.
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| Image:Red Yoshi TTYD.png|<center>Flare, my Red Yoshi Kid. He likes skateboarding. He was in a locker in the minor-league locker room, almost ready to hatch.
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| Image:Blue Yoshi TTYD.png|<center>Rover, my Blue Yoshi Kid. He's smart. He was somewhere near the Man-Eating Toilet, as an egg.
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| Image:OrangeYoshiTTYD.png|<center>Spike, my Orange Yoshi Kid. He likes skateboarding and wrestling. He was shivering as an egg, behind a box in the storage room.
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| Image:Pink Yoshi PMTTYD.png|<center>Qwerty, my Pink Yoshi Kid. He likes computer games. He was hunched near the Glitz Pit ring, starving.
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| Image:Black Yoshi TTYD.png|<center>Kowalski, my Black Yoshi Kid. He likes wrestling and computer games. He was in the Sealed Wall, already hatched and starving. He's the oldest.
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| Image:White Yoshi TTYD.png|<center>Chilly, my White Yoshi Kid. He's smart and kinda shy. He was near Grubba's power-draining machine, scared half to death.
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| Image:Rex Shroob.png|<center>Merlin, my Shroob Rex. He's Shroob 2.0.'s best friend. Don't show up dressed like pie, or he might eat you.
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| =='''Payment I'd Use On The Super Mario Wiki'''==
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| [[File:CoinNSMBW.png|200px]] The standard coin. These are Fluffy's favorite playthings.
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| [[File:YIDS Coin.jpg|200px]] A Yoshi coin, you get half off when buying Yoshis with these. I used some to buy Dynamite and Destructo.
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| [[File:PurpleCoin.png|200px]] The rarest coin I have. Since Random Yoshis are rare, they can only be tamed with these. I used 3 to tame Glitch.
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| =='''The Place I'd Want To Live In If I Could Move To The Mario Universe'''==
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| [[File:MK8 Bowser'sCastle.png|700px]]
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| Anyone who says they hate this course is lying and needs to be slapped.
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| =='''Favorite Quotes'''==
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| SpongeBob: Alright, Pinhead, your time is up. Patrick (with human like head and face): Who you callin' Pinhead? I wanna be Dirty Dan! SpongeBob: What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan? Patrick: I'm dirty. (Gets hit on the head with giant snow shovel made of show) SpongeBob: I'd say I'm Dirty Dan. Patrick: (Grabs giant snow bat with nail in it, then hits SpongeBob with it) I'd say I'm Dirty Dan! (SpongeBob and Patrick repeatedly hit each other saying "I'm Dirty Dan!" and accidently wake up Sandy) Patrick: I'm Dirty Dan! SpongeBob: AHH! Patrick: Screaming will get you nowhe- Sandy: (Grabs top of Patrick's head and tears off) Which one of you fellas is the REAL Dirty Dan? Patrick: Uh......I am? (Sandy throws him into air) AAAAAHHHH! SpongeBob: PATRICK! Patrick: (Hot wings circle over head) Hot wings.
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| Mr. Krabs: Batten down the hatches, Mr. Squidward! We're taking in water, Mr. Squidward! (in Squidward's arms) '''I WANT MY MOMMY, MR. SQUIDWARD!'''
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| Patrick: The inner machinations of my mind are enigma. (Thinks of milk spilling over a table)
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| Patrick: (laughs) That guy just got hit in the head with two coconuts! SpongeBob: So, '''THIS''' is work? Patrick: You know, it's not as easy as it looks. Sometimes, I have to move the antenna, sometimes, I lose the remote, and sometimes my butt itches real bad. SpongeBob: Oh, you poor, poor, thing. By the way you forgot your briefcase! (opens briefcase full of ice cream and donuts, then dumps all over Patrick) Patrick: Oh, so this is the thanks I get for working overtime? SpongeBob (with hilarious Asian-like look with small eyes and lots of teeth): OVERTIME?!?
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| Patrick: You know what the problem is? SpongeBob: What? Patrick: You got it set to M for mini, when it should be set to W for wumbo. SpongeBob: Patrick I don't think wumbo is a real word. Patrick: Come on, you know. I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me, '''WUMBO'''. Wumbo, wumboing..... Tiny Squidward: I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me. Patrick:....Wumbology, the study of wumbo? IT'S FIRST GRADE SPONGEBOB! SpongeBob: Patrick I'm sorry I doubted you.
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| SpongeBob: I created this monster, and I have to stop him. (Giant sand wrench drops on Patrick's head) Patrick: Ump! DoodleBob: Neya hoy ma! SpongeBob: See what I mean, Patrick? Patrick (with wrench in hands): Where's da leak ma'am? (SpongeBob and Patrick peak up out of hole; DoodleBob draws bowling ball, pulls out, throws at them) Patrick: (head gets bowling pin-shaped) Nhya! (bowling ball hits him and head splits into many that fall into hole, followed by bowling ball) SpongeBob: You OK, Patrick? Patrick: FINLAND!
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| Squidward: Good for you?!? That thing is a heart attack on a bun! SpongeBob: No I meant, good for your soul. (Cloudy background appears, SpongeBob gets angel wings and halo while angels sing in the background) Squidward: Oh puh-LEZE! I have no soul. (Firey background appears while evil laugh plays in the background)
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| SpongeBob: Excuse me sir, I hope my horrible ugliness won't be a distraction to you. Blue fish: Not at all, boy. (Sniffs SpongeBob's bad breath; makes awesomely funny face) DEEAAUUGH!
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| Squidward: Can you take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner? Patrick: You mean like a weenie? Ok. (Makes girl-like face) May I take your hat, sir? May I take your hat, sir? May I take your- Squidward: (Claps hand over Patrick's mouth) Alright I've heard enough. You got the job.
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| Sandy: SpongeBob! Land on your bottom! It will cushion your fall! SpongeBob: (Takes off pants) Like this? Patrick: NO YOUR OTHER BOTTOM! Sandy: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else? Patrick: Not unil four.
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| =='''Favorite TV Shows'''==
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| SpongeBob Squarepants
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| The Fairly Oddparents
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| Fish Hooks
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| The 7D
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| Phineas and Ferb
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| The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3
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| Super Mario World
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| Wander Over Yonder
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| Kiby:Right Back at Ya!
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| VeggieTales
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| How To Train Your Dragon: The Series
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| Krypto the Superdog
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| =='''How The Koopalings Might've Gotten Into ''Mario Kart 8'''''==
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| [[File:NSMBU LarryKoopa.png|90px]]Hey guys, I got a GREAT idea!
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| [[File:Lemmy Koopa NSMBU.png|90px]]It better be better than your last idea, Larry.
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| [[File:MortonNSMBU.png|90px]]Yeah. Sweat-targeting lazer missiles? Not cool, bro. The scar is still there!
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| [[File:NSMBU LarryKoopa.png|90px]]Look, you know how Bowser Jr.'s been in several ''Mario Kart'' games, right?
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| [[File:WendyNSMBU.png|90px]]Yeah, he's been in ''Double Dash!!'', ''Mario Kart Wii'', and ''Arcade GP DX''. What of it?
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| [[File:NSMBU LarryKoopa.png|90px]]Well, I've figured out where that Miya-whatchamacalit lives. Maybe we can get him to get us in ''Mario Kart 8''!
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| [[File:IggyNSMBU.png|90px]]OH MY FANGS, HAIR AND SHELL! WE CAN GO ANTI GRAV! WHAT BOWSER JR. HASN'T DONE?!?
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| [[File:LudwigNSMBU.png|90px]]Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go!
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| '''LATER'''
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| [[File:RoyNSMBU.png|90px]]Hey Shigeru Miyamoto!
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| [[File:200px-Shigeru Miyamoto cropped.jpg|90px]]Oh, hey, Koopalings. What brings you all the way here? An attempt to get in the next 3D ''Mario'' game?
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| [[File:WendyNSMBU.png|90px]]Actually, we want to get into ''Mario Kart 8''.
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| [[File:200px-Shigeru Miyamoto cropped.jpg|90px]]Whoa, ''Mario Kart 8''? You guys sure you want to be controlled by players?
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| [[File:LudwigNSMBU.png|90px]]Yeah. We want to win for once. Mario stomps on us all the time. We want an opportunity to beat him in a racing game.
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| [[File:IggyNSMBU.png|90px]]Besides, we've wanted to be controlled by guys other than our former dad and his "real" kid since Mario Bros. Wii!
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| [[File:200px-Shigeru Miyamoto cropped.jpg|90px]]Well.....OK. It might take some convincing and lots of programming, but we can get you in.
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| [[File:Koopalings - New Super Mario Bros U.png|200px]]REALLY?!? OH, THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!
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| '''SEVERAL MONTHS LATER'''
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| [[File:Koopalings Artwork - Mario Kart 8.png|200px]] Morton Jr.: Larry, this was your best idea ever! Ludwig: When Bowser Jr. finds out about this, he's gonna be SOOOOOOOO jealous! Larry: Hey, we've always dreamed of being in a racing game. I just figured out where Shigeru Miyamoto lives so he could make those dreams come true. Now, let's show 'em what we got!
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| YEAH! WE'RE THE KOOPALINGS!
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| =='''The Profile I'd Use For A Mario Baseball Game'''==
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| {{sluggers
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| |bg=darkblue
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| |captain=Dark Bowser
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| |image=[[Image:DarkBowserAni.gif]]
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| |bio=A faster version of Bowser with better throwing and batting.
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| |team=Dark Bowser Dark Stars
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| |stadium=Dark Dimension Stadium
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| |star pitch=Dark Star Fastball
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| |star swing=Dark Flare Hit
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| |fd=Dark Shell Dash
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| |btgl=Right/Right
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| |pitch=10/10
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| |bat=10/10
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| |field=9/10
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| |run=9/10
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| }}
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| =='''The Profile I'd Use For A Super Mario Galaxy Game'''==
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| {{GBoss-infobox
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| |image=[[Image:DarkBowserAni.gif]]
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| |level=Dark Bowser's Dark Awakening, The Return of Dark Bowser, Dark Bowser's Mecha-suit, The Final Battle of Dark Bowser
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| |galaxy=Dark Bowser's Dark Keep, Dark Bowser's Dark Tower, Dark Bowser's Dark Fortress, Dark Bowser's Dark Castle
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| |star=[[Image:Smg2 icon grandstar.png|20px]]
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| |world=World Dark
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| |species=Dark Star/Koopa}}
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| =='''Characters I've Created'''==
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| I created these characters for the series. Halfway because I was bored.
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| '''Tryclydula''': A three-headed vampire Cobrat, with a body built like Tryclyde's. However, bat wings sprout out of the left and right heads' necks. He's pale blue with green stripes and a red belly. Due to being a vampire, he often wears a black batwing cape, and has fangs larger than Tryclyde's. Additionally, he can go outside in the sun, as long as he's wearing sunscreen. All three of Tryclydula's heads have their own minds and can talk, but the middle head uses the other two as hands most of the time. He's a good guy, as opposed to his non-vampire cousin.
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| '''Xoshi''': A cyborg ninja Yoshi, one of Tryclydula's friends. He's a Black Yoshi who was once the pet of Baby Bowser. After escaping, Xoshi now travels all over the Mushroom World, saving places from his sworn enemies. Since he's a ninja, he can use ninja weapons like throwing stars, katana blades, and sais. Also being a cyborg, he can shoot missiles, fly with jet wings, and convert to other mechanical things. Xoshi is related to the Yoshi Kid from ''[[Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door]]''.
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| '''The GBA Glider''': A huge flying battleship that looks like a [[Game Boy Advance]]. The GBA Glider is the home of the Glitch Empire, Xoshi's sworn enemies who are responsible for the creation of the Shaydas, Towtows, and Floow enemies from ''Super Smash Bros. Brawl''. The inside of the GBA Glider is a dark, dreary maze of Glitch soldiers and traps. It's often piloted by Lombard, a glitchy, early version of Falco. The GBA Glider has many weapons, such as Subspace Bombs, Giant De-evolution Guns, and the Hypno-lazer, which turns anyone it hits into a glitchy version of themselves who blindly follow the Glitch Empire. (Though some people like Boshi, Bowser, and Xoshi are invulnerable to the lazer and are only slightly injured by its blast.) The GBA Glider is almost impossible to take down in aerial combat, so the best way to bring it down is to sneak on board and take out Lombard.
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| '''The Koopa Kid Klan''': A peaceful tribe of [[Koopa Kid]]s who live on Koopa Kid Isle. Like most residents of the Mushroom World, they often ride on Yoshis, due to being short and not able to reach high things. The Koopa Kid Klan consists of different colored Koopa Kids, with their names starting with their colors. (Some include Blueclaw, Orangeheart, and Whiteshell.) Due to their peaceful nature, the Koopa Kid Klan is often easy to conquer, mainly by Wart to turn the island into his vacation home. Boshi and Bowser met them and save them from Wart every time he attempts to conquer them.
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| '''Metal Boshi and Robo-Bowser''': Robotic versions of Boshi and Bowser. After his 124th defeat, Fawful put together Metal Boshi and Robo-Bowser, giving them the abilities of their non-robot counterparts. He used a small sample of Boshi and Bowser's data to make sure they were like them. However, due to the data also containing Boshi and Bowser's memories and personalities, the robots and the originals felt the same, thought the same, and forged a physic connection. (For example, if Metal Boshi ran into a mountain and a rock dropped on his head, and Boshi was playing a video game under a tree, he'd feel the rock fall on his head.) After learning what Fawful intended to do with them after they defeated Boshi and Bowser, Metal Boshi and Robo-Bowser turned good, helped Boshi and Bowser beat Fawful again, and went on to become heroes.
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| '''The Bros.''': A non-antagonistic group of different kinds of "Bros." enemies from the ''Mario'' series. The group consists of Check, a [[Boomerang Bro.]], Cliff, a [[Sledge Bro.]], Mallet, a [[Hammer Bro.]], Matchbox, a [[Fire Bro.]], Iceberg, an [[Ice Bro.]], and Thump, a [[Sumo Bro.]]. Check speaks with an Australian accent, due to handling boomerangs. Cliff and Mallet have Brooklyn accents. Matchbox has a European accent, but he's not all fancy. Iceberg has a Jamaican accent, as a joke because icebergs rarely appear in the Caribbean. Thump has a Japanese accent, due to being a sumo.
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| =='''The End'''==
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| Sorry, guys, but this is the end of my userpage......for now. I might update my userbox or my userpage sometime. Until then, stay awesome!
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| -Darkbowserrules123
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| [[File:Bowsah.png|500px]] Cowabunga dudes!
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