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==[[Baffle]]== | ==[[Baffle]]== | ||
*"''Hey! Hi | ===First meeting=== | ||
*"''Hey! Hi there, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, how are you doing? My name is Baffle, the master of code!''" | |||
*"''I've got a problem at the moment - I can't break a code I've been working on... maybe I should reflect on it.''" | *"''I've got a problem at the moment - I can't break a code I've been working on... maybe I should reflect on it.''" | ||
===No mirror=== | |||
*"''I'm sure the answer to my problem is starring me right in the face - but I just can't see it!''" | *"''I'm sure the answer to my problem is starring me right in the face - but I just can't see it!''" | ||
*"''I still can't break this code. I'll have to keep looking into it.''" | *"''I still can't break this code. I'll have to keep looking into it.''" | ||
*"''Hello again. What a problem it is, churning out the same thing again and again, do you know what I mean?''" | *"''Hello again. What a problem it is, churning out the same thing again and again, do you know what I mean?''" | ||
*"''Mmmmmmm. This code is really bugging me. Perhaps I'm looking at this thing the wrong way around.''" | *"''Mmmmmmm. This code is really bugging me. Perhaps I'm looking at this thing the wrong way around.''" | ||
===About the mirror=== | |||
*"''Hey, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, is that mirror you've got there?''" | *"''Hey, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, is that mirror you've got there?''" | ||
*"'' | **"''That's a shame. It might have been the answer to my problems''" (denied) | ||
* | **"''Hey, Look at this! It was a riddle written backwards. It says, ' To open the gate, at the two stones that make eight'.''" (accepted) | ||
*"''Hey, Look at this! It was a riddle written backwards. It says, ' To open the gate, at the two stones that make eight'.''" | ---- | ||
*"''Say, Kongs, do you want your mirror back?''" | *"''Say, Kongs, do you want your mirror back?''" | ||
*"''Okay, but I got a feeling you'll be back.''" | **"''Okay, but I got a feeling you'll be back.''" (denied) | ||
*"''I think a price of 10 tokens is fair, don't you?''" | **"''I think a price of 10 tokens is fair, don't you?''" (accepted) | ||
*"''Okay, Kongs, here you go.''" | ***"''Haven't you got a moral code to think of?''" (denied) | ||
*"''Haven't you got | ***"''Okay, Kongs, here you go.''" (accepted) | ||
===Complete=== | |||
*"''Olleh sgnok! Woh era uoy yadot?''" (Hello Kongs! How are you today?) | |||
*"''Ev'uoy tsuj detsaw neetfif sdnoces!''" (You've just wasted 15 seconds!) | |||
*"''Hw's t gng gd bdds?''" (How's it going good buddies?) | |||
*"''nevah uoy tog gnihtyna retteb ot od?''" (Haven't you got anything better to do?) | |||
==[[Banana Queen]]== | ==[[Banana Queen]]== | ||
=== | ===Meeting=== | ||
*"''Oh! Thank goodness! At last somebody has found me! That rotten yellow belly K. Rool imprisoned me behind this [[evil barrier]], which he sealed with a dark and powerful magic spell. | *"''Oh! Thank goodness! At last somebody has found me! That rotten yellow belly K. Rool imprisoned me behind this [[evil barrier]], which he sealed with a dark and powerful magic spell. Then he commanded a bunch of his wicked Kremlings to hide the only ones that could split the crystal key - my poor children. Only all of them together have the power to break the spell. Please, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, find all of my children and bring them back to me as soon as you can. In return I promise to rid this land of K. Rool forever. So keep your eyes peeled and return as soon as you can.''" (first meeting) | ||
*"''You're back! But you still need to find 1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10/11/12/13/14/15/16/17/18/19/20 of my children. If anybody can find them, I know you can!''" (subsequent meetings) | |||
*"''Please, you've found all of my children! Go to Wrinkly's cave. She'll tell you what to do! Please hurry - don't slip up!''" (all Banana Birds collected) | |||
*"''You did it, you did it! You've found all of my children. At last I can be freed from K. Rool's spell. Ready Children!! Sing along with me! Oh I'm so happy that we're a family again, and it's all thanks to you Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs. Now, as I promised, it's time to fulfill my half of the bargain and teach [[King K. Rool|K. Rool]] a lesson he'll never forget!!!''" (after talking to Wrinkly Kong) | |||
*"''You're back! But you still need to find 1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10/11/12/13/14/15/16/17/18/19/20 of my children. If anybody can find them, I know you can!''" | |||
===Leaving=== | ===Leaving=== | ||
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*"''Once I get out of here, I'm going to give that banana-brain K. Rool a major headache!''" | *"''Once I get out of here, I'm going to give that banana-brain K. Rool a major headache!''" | ||
*"''K. Rool won't be splitting his sides laughing once I get at him.''" | *"''K. Rool won't be splitting his sides laughing once I get at him.''" | ||
==[[Barnacle]]== | ==[[Barnacle]]== | ||
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==[[Björn]]== | ==[[Björn]]== | ||
*"''Ohhhhh Hellooooo! How are you my fine furry Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs? I am being Björn, Benny's brother.''" | *"''Ohhhhh Hellooooo! How are you my fine furry Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs? I am being Björn, Benny's brother.''" | ||
*"''I'm afraid my chairlift is broken. I lent my | *"''I'm afraid my chairlift is broken. I lent my No.6 wrench to someone, and they didn't return it to me!''" | ||
*"''Hey you've found my wrench! Could I have it back?''" | *"''Hey you've found my wrench! Could I have it back?''" | ||
*"''Thank you, you top Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, you may use my ski lift for free from now on''" | *"''Thank you, you top Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, you may use my ski lift for free from now on''" | ||
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*"''Hey did you happen to join Wrinkly's ramblers on their monthly trundle along the river bank? I reckon so!''" | *"''Hey did you happen to join Wrinkly's ramblers on their monthly trundle along the river bank? I reckon so!''" | ||
===Defeated=== | ===Defeated=== | ||
*"''Wwwhhhaatt?! Yooouuu can't have beaten my time! I've held that record for the last two years running! | *"''Wwwhhhaatt?! Yooouuu can't have beaten my time! I've held that record for the last two years running! Yoooou've made me ssssooooo angry! I could............''" | ||
*"''I'll get my title back from you, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, just you wait!''" | *"''I'll get my title back from you, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, just you wait!''" | ||
*"''Don't get too cocky, I've demanded an inquiry!''" | *"''Don't get too cocky, I've demanded an inquiry!''" | ||
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==[[Cranky Kong]]== | ==[[Cranky Kong]]== | ||
*"''So you've reached the bonus game then, have you? | ===SNES=== | ||
====Entering the tent==== | |||
*"''So you've reached the bonus game then, have you? It's not a simple game of questions and answers this time though! Now you've got to beat yours truly if you want to win any prizes!''" (first meeting) | |||
*"''I hope you like red, 'cause that's what your face is going to be soon!''" | |||
*"''If a fool like you can beat me, I'll eat my hat!''" | |||
*"''Heh heh heh, this is going to be like taking candy from a baby.''" | *"''Heh heh heh, this is going to be like taking candy from a baby.''" | ||
*"'' | *"''At last - I'm out of retirement! Now I'll make a monkey out of you!''" | ||
*"''If a | *"''You chimps are chumps, I can't believe you'd even try to beat me!''" | ||
*"''Here's my strategy guide for you..... Give it up now and save your monkey!''" | |||
*"''If a little girl or a dopy kid can beat me, I'll jang up my gloves!''" | |||
*"''Come and have a go if you think you're good enough.''" | *"''Come and have a go if you think you're good enough.''" | ||
*"'' | |||
*"'' | ====Win==== | ||
*"'' | *"''Next time you fancy a lesson, come and see ME''" | ||
*"''I think you need a little practice. Oooh, about a year should do it.''" | |||
*"''Was that the best you could do? You need to eat more bananas.''" | |||
*"''I could beat you with both of my arms ties behind my back!''" | |||
*"''Hey, don't take it personally kid - I'n the greatest, you're a chump!''" | |||
*"''You were no contest - go and challenge Wrinkly and her friends!''" | |||
*"''Look at this! It's my eight ball air juggle! A real killer, isn't it?''" | |||
====Lose==== | |||
*"''Oh, so you managed a fluke victory, huh? I'd like to see you try again!''" | *"''Oh, so you managed a fluke victory, huh? I'd like to see you try again!''" | ||
*"''It's not fair! Some of your targets were twice the size of mine!''" | |||
*"''It's not fair! Some of | |||
*"''You only had to blow on your targets for them to fall over!''" | *"''You only had to blow on your targets for them to fall over!''" | ||
*"'' | *"''Did you see my last shot? It went clean through the target. Honest!!!''" | ||
*"''Hey hey, you cheeky monkey! Have this as a bonus prize!''" | *"''Hey hey, you cheeky monkey! Have this as a bonus prize!''" | ||
*"'' | *"''Get out of my tent now, you cheeky ape!! Wait till I tell your parents.''" | ||
*"''You fraudster! I'm off to consult my lawyers about this!''" | |||
====Draw==== | |||
*"''A draw, eh? It's the closest you'll ever get to winning a game!!''" | |||
*"''Get some tokens and try again, you knucklehead.''" | *"''Get some tokens and try again, you knucklehead.''" | ||
*"''Well that was a waste of 2 coins wasn't it | *"''You appreciate, of course, the real terms I was the actual winner!''" | ||
*"'' | *"''Well, that was a waste of 2 coins, wasn't it? Go on - have another game!''" | ||
*"''You | |||
*"''You | ===GBA=== | ||
*"'' | ====Cranky's Dojo==== | ||
*"'' | *"''Welcome to my training area! I'm fed up with you young whippersnappers having all the fun. So I'm improving my skills for my next big adventure in Cranky Kong Country! You can help me train if you like, but I'm no charity - I need to raise cash to fund my new project, so I'm going to charge you for the privilege of training with a master. As it's early in the game, I'll let you train with me for one of those stupid silver coins. The ones with those freaky bears' heads on.''" (first meeting) | ||
*"'' | *"''So you want to see me in action one more time, do you?''" (visiting) | ||
*"'' | *"''You are fools to miss this opportunity! I am the master! Oh...' bye then.''" (denied) | ||
*"''I | *"''Help me deflect these spike critters with my trusty shield. Use the {{button|gba|Pad}} to move my shield into the correct blocking position. You'll get a reward based on your performance!''" (accepted) | ||
*"'' | *"''Good luck!''" (accepted) | ||
*"''You did well, but there's still some room for improvement!''" (lose) | |||
*"''Oh dear. That didn't go too well, did it? You'll have to do better if you expect me to cough up the prizes!''" (lose) | |||
*"''Excellent skills! You managed to deflect all those spiky critters.''" (win) | |||
*"''You have complete the master challenge! Take this bird. I'm sure it will come in useful... somehow.''" (complete) | |||
====Boss defeats==== | |||
*"''Well done, young Kongs. That overgrown barrel will make good firewood. Off you go, then. You need to head for Kremwood Forest.''" (Lake Orangatanga) | |||
*"''Very good, Kongs. No more web-spinning fun for that eight-legged freak. I'm sure Funky will put that patch to good use. Go see him now!''" (Kremwood Forest) | |||
*"''Still, it's another step closer to rescuing Diddy.''" (Cotton-Top Cove) | |||
*"''They sure don't make boss battles like they used to. One attack pattern is enough for any gamer...''" (Mekanos) | |||
*"''I think you'd better go back and see Funky. I'm sure he can help you out.''" (two skies) | |||
*"''Very good, Kongs. You sure gave him a frosty reception, heh heh. You're doing really well, so don't stop now - off you go!''" (K3) | |||
*"''There you go, Kongs, another obstacle out of the way. There are far too many boss fights in games nowardays... I'm just glad I've retired. That must be it now. I've been following you around for hours.''" (Razor Ridge) | |||
*"''Well done, Kongs. Enguarde came in handy for tackling that strange sea creature. On to the next world! Will this game ever end?''" (Pacifica) | |||
====Banana Bird's cave==== | |||
*"''So you've found one of the secret Banana Bird caves. To release the imprisoned bird, you must watch the sequence of lights, and then repeat it exactly using the directions on the {{button|GBA|Pad}}. It seems like a waste of time to me. Why can't these game developers come up with something more interesting?''" | |||
===KAOS Kore=== | |||
*"''Nope, not really!''" | *"''Nope, not really!''" | ||
*"''You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would ya??''" | *"''You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would ya??''" | ||
==[[Diddy Kong]]== | ==[[Diddy Kong]]== | ||
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==[[Dixie Kong]]== | ==[[Dixie Kong]]== | ||
*"''Oh! | ===Visiting Wrinkly Kong=== | ||
*"''Oh! Wrinkly's asleep. I'm sure she won't mind if we save our game, though.''" | |||
===Meeting Bazaar=== | |||
*"''Where's the shell from?''" | *"''Where's the shell from?''" | ||
*"''Is that a mirror?''" | *"''Is that a mirror?''" | ||
*"''Man, I love chocolate!''" | *"''Man, I love chocolate!''" | ||
*"'' | **"''Yes, Please''" (Yes) | ||
*"'' | **"''You gotta be Joking!''" (No) | ||
*"'' | *"''So, who owns the castle?''" | ||
*"'' | **"''Oh, do tell!''" (Yes) | ||
*"''I'm saving for Swanky's | **"''I'm saving for Swanky's!''" (No) | ||
*"'' | *''"Are there secret caves?"'' | ||
*"''I | **"''Tell me, oh wise one!"'' (Yes) | ||
*"''I | **"''I'll find them myself!''" (No) | ||
* | *"''Nothing today, thanks.''" (leaving) | ||
*"'' | ===Meeting Barnacle=== | ||
*"'' | *''"Aarrrr, that I will.''" (Yes) | ||
*"'' | *''"Nah, I like my shell.''" (No) | ||
*"'' | ===Meeting Bazooka=== | ||
*"''Why certainly!''" | *"''Lock and load, sir!''" (Yes) | ||
*"''Hands off, | *"''Hold fire, Brigadier!''" (No) | ||
*"''Well, it is mine!''" | ===Meeting Blizzard=== | ||
*"''You can keep it.''" | *"''Snow problem!''" (Yes) | ||
*"''Snow way!''" (No) | |||
===Meeting Barter=== | |||
*"''Err... okay!''" | *"''Why certainly!''" (Yes) | ||
*"''I'll walk, thanks.''" | *"''Hands off, buster!''" (No) | ||
*"''It's yours anyway!''" | ---- | ||
*"'' | *"''Well, it is mine!''" (Yes) | ||
* | *"''You can keep it.''" (No) | ||
* | ===Meeting Benny & Bjorn=== | ||
*"'' | *"''Err... okay!''" (Yes for Benny) | ||
* | *"''I'll walk, thanks.''" (No for Benny) | ||
*"''It's yours anyway!''" (Yes for Björn) | |||
*"'' | *"''Finder keepers, man!''" (No for Björn) | ||
*"'' | ===Meeting Bachelor=== | ||
*"'' | *''"Sure will."'' (Yes) | ||
*"''No | *''"Nah, I kinda like them."'' (No) | ||
*"'' | ===Meeting Baffle=== | ||
*"'' | *"''No problem''" (Yes) | ||
*"'' | *''"It's a picture frame!"'' (No) | ||
*"'' | ---- | ||
*"''Hand it over!''" (Yes) | |||
*"'' | **"''I suppose so.''" (Yes) | ||
*"'' | **"''Take a hike, buddy!''" (No) | ||
*"''No really!''" (No) | |||
===Kastle KAOS=== | |||
*"''I thought that's what he was!''" | |||
*"''I guess this just isn't your day, is it?''" | |||
*"''Right - You go this way, Kiddy, and I'll go that way.''" | |||
===Meeting Boomer=== | |||
*"''Let's do it, Boomer!''" (Yes) | |||
*"''No way, you crazy bear!''" (No) | |||
===Knautilus=== | |||
*"''Whoooaaa - Big Man!''" | |||
==[[Donkey Kong]]== | ==[[Donkey Kong]]== |
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