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===The general is nuts=== | ===The general is nuts=== | ||
In | In a secluded room, away from [[Bowser]], [[Iggy Koopa|Iggy]] and [[Lemmy Koopa|Lemmy]] admit that they don't really have anything against the Bros or the Mushroom Kingdom. Halfway through, Iggy takes the opportunity to talk about the [[Koopa General]] and his extreme actions: | ||
*'''Iggy:''' | *'''Iggy:''' Um... Lemmy... There's something i wanna admit to you... | ||
*'''Lemmy:''' Yeah, go on? | |||
*'''Iggy:''' Well, you know how we keep berating the Bros and the Mushroom Kingdom? Well, we ourselves don't actually have anything personal against them, right? We're just doing what we're told... | |||
*'''Lemmy:''' Wait, you've been conflicted by this too? | |||
*'''Iggy:''' Exactly... And while we're at it, can we talk about the Koopa General's extreme measures? It's like his actions go beyond mere loyalty to Bowser. | |||
*'''Lemmy:''' Yeah, it's like he had a personal vendetta against the bros! | *'''Lemmy:''' Yeah, it's like he had a personal vendetta against the bros! | ||
*'''Iggy:''' I mean, we ourselves had done pretty mean stuff to the Bros, but... This guy is on a whole another level! I mean... we'd understand if this was Bowser, but... he's just a mere servant! | *'''Iggy:''' I mean, we ourselves had done pretty mean stuff to the Bros, but... This guy is on a whole another level! I mean... we'd understand if this was Bowser, but... he's just a mere servant! | ||
*'''Lemmy:''' As far as i know, he's only been around for a few weeks? And Mario didn't wrong him at all, as far as i know. | *'''Lemmy:''' As far as i know, he's only been around for a few weeks? And Mario didn't wrong him at all, as far as i know. | ||
*'''Iggy:''' | |||
: | *[[Yoshi]], who sneaked into the castle overhears* | ||
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*'''Yoshi:''' That degenerate general guy? I mean, i've faced plenty of formidable adversaries before, including Bowser and Kamek themselves, but this guy... This guy is on a whole other level of lunacy! | |||
*'''Iggy (processing the information in disbelief):''' Yoshi? Don't tell us you've dealt with the general too? | |||
*'''Yoshi:''' Unfortunately, i did. It's like my mere association with Mario pissed him off. And while we're at it, you won't believe what he did the other day... | |||
*'''Iggy:''' What happened? | |||
*'''Yoshi:''' Well, he tried to use a WEAPONIZED bulldozer against Mario, to terminate him in the most violent way possible! And yes, i said weaponized! It's not just an ordinary bulldozer: It had traps, spikes, flamethrowers, all that sort of stuff! | |||
*'''Iggy:''' This is worse than we thought... | |||
*'''Yoshi:''' Oh, but we're not done yet! There was an instance, where after a heated fight between him and Mario (who was accompanied by [[Kooper]]), Kooper had actually tried to ask him why he went to such lengths... He even extended his olive branch, but the general dismissed him anyway! Brushed him off, pretty much! | |||
*'''Iggy:''' Well, this sucks... | |||
*'''Yoshi:''' Are you guys aware that he's adorned with THE [[Spiny Shell (blue)|Blue Shell]]? It's not just an ordinary blue shell, it's the same spiked ones we use during Kart races. We can't let him misuse it to his advantage. | |||
*'''Iggy:''' We wish we could've discussed it to Bowser... but he's not one to take a mission against the Bros or the Mushroom Kingdom lightly... | |||
*'''Yoshi:''' Well... Since we are unable to dig further, how about we leave it at that? Let's discuss a more lighthearted topic, like fruits for example. | |||
===Vandalisms by other people that stood out to me=== | ===Vandalisms by other people that stood out to me=== | ||
*it also should be noted that sassy squelch is an extreme sass master who uses derogatory terms in battle such as 'poo breath' and 'fart brains'. if you let him continue to say these things, your character will start crying uncontrollably and instantly die of overexertion. there will be a graphic and disturbing photoof Donkey kong holding his crying eyeballs as game over. | *it also should be noted that sassy squelch is an extreme sass master who uses derogatory terms in battle such as 'poo breath' and 'fart brains'. if you let him continue to say these things, your character will start crying uncontrollably and instantly die of overexertion. there will be a graphic and disturbing photoof Donkey kong holding his crying eyeballs as game over. | ||