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This is a list of quotes from the game ''[[Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door]]'' by character (M–Z).
This is a list of quotes from the game ''[[Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door]]'' by character (L–Z).
 
==[[Lady Bow]]==
*"''It IS you, isn't it, [[Mario]]? Well, it's been quite a while, hasn't it?''"
*"''I've come [[Poshley Heights|here]] with [[Bootler]], yes, a little vacation to [[Poshley Sanctum]]. I hadn't left [[Boo's Mansion|the mansion]] in ages. I figured it was time to turn some heads on the road!''"
*"''GWAH HEE HAH!''"
*"''But what a nice surprise to see you! Feel free to be overwhelmed by my beauty.''"
 
==[[Lord Crump]]==
*"''Oh, come off it, [[Goombella|you airhead]]! I know it's tough for you, but don't play dumb with me!''"
*"''I've seen [[Goombella|you]] walking around town asking for information about the [[Crystal Stars]].''"
*"''Well, now I'm doing the asking, so be a good girl and tell us what [[Goombella|you]] know! Right. NOW!"
*"''I suppose it wouldn't be right if a sassy little lass like you met with an untimely demise..."
*"''Buh! Buh! Buh huh huh! Boys, we're taking this firebrand to [[X-Naut Fortress|our fortress]]!"
*"''Whuh? What do you think [[Mario|you're]] doing, chump? You think you can screw up my plans?!?''"
*"''Gah! It's always something...''"
*"''Looks like I'm going to have to give [[Mario|you]] a little taste of the old CRUMP-A-BOMB!''"
*"''Buh! Buh! Buh huh huh! OK, [[Mario|you]] got a couple decent shots in, I'll give you that. But...unfortunately for you, that means...''"
*''''"'IT'S GO TIME!'''
*''''"'PUNISH HIM!'''
*"''Buh-HUUUUUH?!?
*''''"'STOPPP!!!'"''
*"''Where'd they go?!? Huh? You! Johnson! Did you see them? Did anyone?''"
*"''Uh... Crud! They bolted!''"
*"''What?!? Are [[Puni elder|you]] nuts? Move it, you old geezer!''"
*"''Whoa. What's your problem, [[Puni elder|gramma]]? You got an ear hair tickling your brain, or what?''"
*"''[[Puni elder|You hotheaded old coot]]! You dare defy me? I could shine my boots with you!''"
*"''Buh! Buh! Buh huh huh! You guys are nuts, you know that? Oh, well. I guess I'd better shut of this [[timer]].''"
*"''Ok, you pests! One pummeling, comming up... with extra fists! Metal fists, that is!''"
*"''I knew it was brilliant, but seeing you fall for it REALLY gives me a warm fuzzy!''"
*"''Awake, [[Magnus von Grapple]]! Time for a technological thrashing! Enjoy!''"
*"''Are you crying yet? Yeah? Sorry, but this thing isn't armed with tissues. Well, Magnus von Grapple has that effect on people. Total, weeping terror. And you ain't seen nothing yet! Check out the power on this bad boy!''"
*"''Here it comes, suckers! Magnus von PUNISH!!!''"
*"''Oh, it ain't over yet! This is so awesome. Check out what else this guy can do. You're gonna love it!''"
*"''This might not work out too well for you!''"
*"''Bleeeeee-harrrrgh... This could be the end...''"
*"''Buh! Bu–AAAAAARGH! No! Magnus von Grapple! How could we lose?!?''"
*"''Hurff... Hurfff... Hurffff... I'll remember this, losers!''"
*"''Buh! Buh! Buh huh huh huh huh! I've got some ammo to spare! How's THAT for boom–bassa–boom?!?''"
*"''I'll sink that [[Black Skull|ratty old ghost ship]] to the bottom of the ocean!''"
*"''I'm gonna turn you guys into wee seeds... Wait, that's not right. I'll turn you into SEAWEED! Buh huh! Enjoy!''"
*"''Buh-uuuuuuuuuuuuuurgh! Man, this is no good!''"
*"''I thought I was almost aced for a second there! But [[Mario|you]] haven't finished me off yet, you sea urchins! I'm down, but no WAY I'm out!''"
*"''MAN, THIS IS GETTING OLD! How could I lose...again?!? I HATE LOSING! Now I gotta think of another excuse for [[Grodus]]! Grrrrrrr! And with that...pow! I'm gone!''"
*"''I've been waiting for you! Oh, MAN, have I been waiting! And I HAAAAAAAATE waiting!''"
*"''Buh huh! I'll TELL you what it means! I used the Crystal Star to lure you here... So that I could take all of YOUR Crystal Stars! How brilliant is THAT, huh?''"
*"''And wanna know the best part? Your [[Princess Peach|little Peachy girl]] isn't even here anymore!''"
*"''BUH! BUH! BUH! BUH! BUH! Like I'd tell you the plan! That's novice–villain style! No, I won't be doing anything like that. Sorry, really, guys...''"
*''So... Ready for showtime? You guys are gonna be the perfect workout for... [[Magnus von Grapple 2.0]]!''"
*"''I hope you're up to the challenge...because this thing is raw horsepower, kiddies!!!''"
*"''Buh! Buh! Buh huh huh! Yeah, last version was buggy, so we made improvements... One...two...a DOZEN!!! Get ready for a whole new way to experience pain, you junior–varsity losers!''"
*"''Buh huh huh! Time to unleash some of the sweet special features on this bad boy! Oh, man, this is gonna be so good...''"
*"''Here it comes, suckers! Magnus Drill Attack!!''"
*"''Buh huh huh...uh, crud. You guys should be little puddles of nothing by now... Oh well, I've still got some tricks up my sleeve!
*"''Buh! Buh! Buh huh huh! EAT THIS!''"
*"''Hurrfff... Haaaack... No... How... What? My sweet powered-up robot is on the ropes! This is wrong!
 
==[[Luigi]]==
*"''Hey, [[Mario|Bro]]! Check it out! A letter from [[Princess Peach]] arrived for you!''"
*"''I'll just read it to you, how's that sound?''"
*"''Ahem! Now let's see here...''"
*"''What do you know? It's true! There's a [[Magical Map|weathered old map]] in here with the letter. Check it out!''"
*"''Well, hey, big brother! Fancy meeting you here! What a co-inky-dink!''"
*"''Eh? Who, me? Well, Bro, I'm on an adventure. I have to rescue [[List of implied characters#Princess Eclair|Princess Eclair]] of the [[List of implied locations#Waffle Kingdom|Waffle Kingdom]]. Yeah, it's a bad scene, all right. She's been kidnapped by the evil [[Goomboss#Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door|Chestnut King]].''"
*"''If you gotta know, I met with some Waffle Kingdom cabinet members the other day.''"
*"''It was pretty crazy, Bro. Wanna hear what happened? It's a pretty long story...''"
*"''Well, I went to [[List of implied locations#Rumblebump Volcano|Rumblebump Volcano]] and got myself a [[List of implied items#Marvelous Compass|Marvelous Compass]] piece! It was an incredible quest! There was danger, and all sorts of adventuring! It was pretty nutso, Bro. Wanna hear what happened? It's a pretty long story...''"
*"''Well, I got my second piece of the Marvelous Compass at [[List of implied locations#Plumpbelly Village|Plumpbelly Village]] recently! Hoo, boy! I really got my hands dirty on that one, I'll tell you what! It was pretty wild, Bro. Wanna hear what happened? It's a pretty long story...''"
*"''Well, I headed to [[List of implied locations#Circuit Break Island|Circuit Break Island]] and got me a Marvelous Compass piece! You wouldn't believe it, Bro! Talk about thrills, chills, and spills! It was pretty nuts, Bro. Wanna hear what happened? It's a pretty long story...''"
*"''Well, I got another marvelous piece of that Marvelous Compass! At [[List of implied locations#Jazzafrazz Town|Jazzafrazz town]], this time. Bro, I'm telling you, I turned adventuring into an art form on THAT little quest! Hoo! It was preety nutty, Bro. Wanna hear what happened? It's a pretty long story...''"
*"''Hey, sounds good to me! Which part of my story you wanna hear, Bro?''"
*"''Well, like I said, it's a really long story, but here goes...''"
*"''If you wanna hear what I've been up to, just come find me, OK? I'll be around.''"
*"''You go, Bro!''"
*"''Hey! That's awesome, [[Mario|Bro]]! Sounds like everyone's doing great over there!''"
===Waffle Kingdom Letter===
*"''My big brother--that's you, Bro--got a letter from Princess Peach and took off.''"
*"''Left behind as usual, I was cooking a snack at home when another letter arrived.''"
*"''We don't get so much mail, so I was thinking: 'Huh?' This is what the letter said: 'Sirs! My name is Crepe. I am a cabinet minister in the far-off Waffle Kingdom. Our land has been attacked by the Chestnut King, who took our Princess Eclair. I ask, nay, BEG for your assistance! The Waffle Kingdom needs your skills. I humbly request your prompt response, sirs. Sincerely, Crepe.' ...Well, I don't remember it exactly, but I think it went something like that.''"
*"''With Mario--that's you, Bro--gone, it fell to me to answer this plea!''"
*"''Hesitating only a teensy bit, I headed to the Waffle Kingdom to investigate.''"
*"''Oh, no, first I wrote a note to myself about what I was cooking. Then I left.''"
*"''Once I reached the Waffle Kingdom, I met Minster Crepe, who filled me in.''"
*"''The Chestnut King had kidnapped Princess Eclair and vanished.''"
*"''Apparently, though, some oracle said a Marvelous Compass could locate her.''"
*"''This Marvelous Compass had been broken into seven parts by an ancient curse...and those parts had been scattered across the land. Can you believe it, Bro?''"
*"''Each part of the Marvelous Compass was said to point to the next.''"
*"''And since one of the parts had been embedded in the tiara worn by the princess... I surmised that once I collected all the parts, I'd find her! Smart, huh?''"
*"''The minister gave me the compass base spoken of in Waffler fables... When it activated, the entire thing lit right up, indicating the deep south... It was pointing me toward Rumblebump Volcano on the [[List of implied locations#Pudding Continent|Pudding Continent]]!''"
*"''So, yeah, here I am! I'm sailing out of [[Rogueport]] for Rumblebump Volcano.''"
*"''It's probably gonna be pretty dangerous, but... I gotta rescue that princess!''"
 
===Rumblebump Volcano===
*"''As soon as my ship docked on the Pudding Continent, I set out for the volcano.''"
*"''To reach my destination, I spent several days fording through dense jungle...''"
*"''Scary beasts were all over! More than once, I thought I was done for, Bro!''"
*"''I may have screamed a bit. To scare them off, you know. But as fate would have it...''"
*"''A [[Blooper]] named [[Blooey]] heard me shrieking and found me in this one town.''"
*"''Blooey was on a journey of his own, but he joined me after hearing my tale.''"
*"''Now, Blooey's a madman. Back in his hometown, they call him 'White Torpedo'!''"
*"''Yeah, he's a tough guy. Anyway, he helped me fight to Rumblebump Volcano.''"
*"''This place was all about bubbling lava pools and heat that'd make the sun sweat.''"
*"''AND, the place was lousy with evil traps designed to protect the compass piece.''"
*"''the scariest one of all was this gigantic, 100-foot-tall statue that stomped around.''"
*"''Now, the weakness of this giant statue, Bro, was a red gem on its forehead...''"
*"''Now, I can jump high, but not high enough to reach this thing by a long shot.''"
*"''So I came up with this plan for Blooey to hit that weak spot! 'All you, man!' I said!''"
*"''I waited for a pause in the statue's movements and hucked Bloeey up there!''"
*"''And bull's-eye! The White Torpedo saved the day! That jewel got whacked!''"
*"''It was a critical hit, and that stone statue toppled and crumbled into pieces!''"
*"''Once that was done, it was an easy stroll to the room where the treasure was.''"
*"''Unfortunately, Princess Eclair was nowhere to be found...''"
*"''But I got another piece of the Marvelous Compass, and put it in the base...''"
*"''Now the compass pointed west, to Plumpbelly Village on the [[List of implied locations#Strudel Continent|Strudel Continent]].''"
*"''So I set sail once again and came back here to Rogueport to recharge.''"
*"''That's what happened to me lately, but I'll be heading back out soon...''"
 
===Plumpbelly Village===
*"''Once we made landfall on the Strudel Continent, we made for Plumpbelly Village.''"
*"''Once we got there, though, we immediately noticed that something was wrong.''"
*"''We learned from the mayor that the town was ruled by a giant snake named [[List of implied characters#Hizza|Hizza]]!''"
*"''He said his own daughter was gonna be offered up as a sacrifice to this beast, too!''"
*"''So, of course, being heroic, I offered myself up to go in her stead! Brave, huh?''"
*"''Now, the custom was for sacrifices to be dressed as brides, so I got all dolled up...''"
*"''I was one hot sacrifice, Bro. I looked so good, I fooled our foes and got in Hizza's lair.''"
*"''It was kind of rough fighting in that gown, but I managed. Chiffon really chafes, Bro!''"
*"''I finally found Hizza...and the snake had a second head on his tail! Talk about scary!''"
*"''I fainted real quick, but when I came to, I managed to distract both heads...''"
*"''It reared up, fangs bared to attack, and at that moment, I deftly lunged left!''"
*"''His gaping mouths smashed into one another...and he vanished in a cloud of smoke!''"
*"''A shining plate fell down on the spot where Hizza's body had been coiled...''"
*"''Yes! Another compass piece! I set it, and it pointed east, to Circuit Break Island!''"
*"''Just as I was about to leave town, the mayor asked me to stay and marry his daughter.''"
*"''I thought about it--she was sorta cute--but we ended up sneaking off the next morning.''"
*"''I mean, I still have to rescue Princess Éclair from the Chestnut King!''"
*"''And...when the Marvelous Compass activated this time, I heard somebody's voice.''"
*"''It was so beautiful, Bro... I'm certain it was Princess Eclair's voice!''"
*"''My heart began to race! That's when I realized it: Princess Éclair... I think I...''"
*"''Oh! I kinda zoned out there. Umm... So, yeah. We set sail again after ditching town...''"
*"''And somehow we managed to get back here to Rogueport. And here I am!''"
 
===Circuit Break Island===
*"''Just as our boat arrived at Circuit Break Island, we heard this incredible racket!''"
*"''We soon found out that they hold kart races almost every day on the island.''"
*"''Whoever takes first place gets to rule the island as king for that day.''"
*"''Just as we got to the race track, they were holding the awards ceremony...''"
*"''I couldn't believe my eye! Right there, on the trophy they give to the winner...''"
*"''It was another piece of the Marvelous Compass! I almost passed dead away!''"
*"''I decided right then and there that the only thing to do was enter the next race.''"
*"''I mean, I've driven in kart races before, so I'd thought I'd be OK. Boy, was I wrong.''"
*"''The karts were supercharged machines that could send you airborne with their exhaust!''"
*"''These vehicles were armed with missiles and bazookas... It was 'anything goes,' Bro!''"
*"''Of course, I wanted to get out of there, pronto! These drivers were crazed!''"
*"''But I worked up my courage and signed up anyway. And my race day finally came...''"
*"''I got one of the best karts: the Big Green 01! I took my position at the start line...''"
*"''The light went green, I stomped the accelerator... and something bad happened.''"
*"''I was in reverse! The Big Green 01 went rocketing backwards with me yelling...''"
*"''I crashed into the wall behind me hard enough to cut me off midscream.''"
*"''In one fell swoop, I dropped into last place and wrecked my racing machine...''"
*"''But it wasn't all bad news: all the other karts crashed because of my maneuver...''"
*"''Once I got in gear and took off, I was the only car left! I won by a country mile, Bro!''"
*"''I took the piece off my trophy and added it to the Marvelous Compass...''"
*"''The compass came to life and pointed me toward [[List of implied locations#Jazzafrazz Town|Jazzafrazz Town]] in the east!''"
*"''Then I heard that voice! Princess Eclair's voice echoed in my ears again!''"
*"''Oh, my princess! Random words would form poetry if spoken by your voice!''"
*"''I will most definitely save you! Just wait for me! Princess Eclair!!!''"
*"''Oh! Sorry about that, Bro... Umm... So, after that, I got back on my boat...''"
*"''And came back here to Rogueport. And that's what's been up with me.''"
 
===Jazzafrazz Town===
*"''As soon as we hit Jazzafrazzz Town, we were overcome by the glitz and the glamour.''"
*"''It's a very lively place, Bro. Tons of Dayzees live there, and they're always smiling.''"
*"''While looking for the piece of compass, I met a hip Dayzee named [[Hayzee]].''"
*"''Hayzee was a producer, and he was looking for actors to go on stage with him.''"
*"''I told him we couldn't, since we were looking for the compass part, you know.''"
*"''But Hayzee said we could WIN the compass part in the upcoming Drama Slam!''"
*"''He said the so-called Dramalamma Plaque might, in fact, be one of the parts!''"
*"''Well, we just had to give it a try, so we rehearsed with the cast and hit the stage!''"
*"''Our musical was called 'The Mystery of the Fiery Hat of Social Awareness.''"
*"''The script was great, but I got really hosed, Bro... My 'role'... My 'part'...''"
*"''...Was grass! I played grass by the side of the road! Grass, Bro! Grass!''"
*"''I just sprawled out on the ground and had to be silent. Everyone but me had lines...''"
*"''I don't care if I was wearing green! Who casts someone based on that? It was awful!''"
*"''In the end, our musical was the talk of the town, and we won the Drama Slam.''"
*"''I got the compass part I was after, but even that didn't make me very happy.''"
*"''The huge after-party just bummed me out more, so I snuck out of the back door.''"
*"''But WOW! Outside were a ton of fans! MY fans! fans of grass! They swarmed me!''"
*"''I just couldn't believe it! Imagine! Cheering for grass! I was estatic, Bro!''"
*"''After that I added the piece to the Marvelous Compass, which pointed north.''"
*"''It pointed to the [[List of implied locations#Rapturous Ruins|Rapturous Ruins]] in Grimble Forest. Then... The voice again...''"
*"''Oh my cherished Princess Eclair! How you soothe me! I would be grass for you...''"
*"''I will find you! I will reach you! I will stand by your side and be your Luigi!''"
*"''Wow. Sorry about that, Bro. Umm... So, yeah, anyway... Then I got back on my boat.''"
*"''I came back to Rogueport, and here I am, another leg of my adventure completed!''"
 
===Rapturous Ruins===
*"''After journeying deep into the Grimble Forest, I found the domed Rapturous Ruins.''"
*"''Inside, everything was pure white. You couldn't tell where the floor became walls...''"
*"''Proceeding dead ahead, I found myself in a chamber where a young boy sat.''"
*"''As I approached the boy, someone named Screamy appeared out of nowhere!''"
*"''Screamy said the boy's name was Cranberry, and that he'd wake for a child of fate."''
*"''That didn't make any sense to me, so I started searching quietly for the compass piece."''
*"''But then it happened, Bro: I got a tiny tickle in my nose, and I let out a huge sneeze!''"
*"''Well, Cranberry must've heard it, 'cause he opened his eyes right up!''"
*"''He looked at me and smiled. And all of a sudden, I could understand his language!''"
*"''Can you believe it? I learned that the boy was the last of an ancient race, the Luffs...''"
*"''He had been there guarding the Marvelous Compass piece for the last thousand years!''"
*"''He told me that the compass is an item with the power to see into the future...''"
*"''The ancient Luff empire used the power of the compass to rule much of the world.''"
*"''Because of their greed, they were cursed by the compass, and their empire collapsed.''"
*"''To prevent a repeat of their fate, Cranberry broke the compass into seven parts.''"
*"''He hid six and kept one, putting himself to sleep until a worthy hero woke him.''"
*"''I WAS that hero, Bro! He gave it to me, and then he and the ruins vanished...''"
*"''When I added that piece to the compass...''"
*"''It pointed to the far north, where Dreaded [[List of implied locations#Hatesong Tower|Hatesong Tower]] stands.''"
*"''This time, I heard Princess Eclair's voice more clearly than ever before!''"
*"''I will rescue the Princess! I will be super! And then I'll... I'll... I'll...''"
*"''Well, I'll figure the rest out later. Anyway, I headed back here to Rogueport after that.''"
*"''I'm making my final preparations for my final battle now.''"
*"''I'm a little nervous, Bro. But that's what I've been up to, anyway!''"
 
===Hatesong Tower===
*"''Hatesong Tower stands atop a jagged, unclimbable cliff beyond the northernmost sea.''"
*"''The winds whistle down the cliff, howling like banshees singing songs of hate...''"
*"''People say it's pretty much the scariest place in the world. And I had to go there.''"
*"''Blocking out the bone-chilling howls, I somehow managed to reach the tower's door.''"
*"''I was terrified, but thoughts of Princess Éclair warmed my heart and gave me power.''"
*"''All of my companions felt the same way. They were with me to the bitter end.''"
*"''The door to the tower swung slowly open to reveal an inconceivable darkness...''"
*"''I tried to call out Princess Eclair's name, but I couldn't even breathe because...''"
*"''As I strained my eyes in the darkness, I saw the most terrifying beast of all!''"
*"''The Chestnut King himself appeared before me! He was monstrous and drooling!''"
*"''Puddles of toxic goo dripped from his mouth, melting the very ground at our feet!''"
*"''I couldn't stop shaking, but I gritted my teeth and faced the evil beast dead-on!''"
*"''I dodged the king's fangs, jumped onto his chest, and gave him a hammer-whack!''"
*"''My swing split the air and crashed dead-center onto the Chestnut King's skull!''"
*"''Hope powered me up, Bro! I was going toe-to-toe with the king, and I was loving it!''"
*"'''This is it' I thought! I can win this! I'll risk it all on my next blow!''"
*"''I gripped my hammer tight and waited for my moment... The tension stung me...''"
*"''SHHHHHWHAAAAACK! The ocean winds raged against the tower windows!''"
*"''With that sound as my call to battle, I advanced with no mercy in my heart!''"
*"''And then... And then... I beat him. I defeated the Chestnut King.''"
*"''An even worse beast came next, a nightmare thing... but I beat it too.''"
*"''I rescued Princess Éclair It was all over.''"
*"''And then I came back to Rogueport and had a light lunch. And that's about it.''"


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