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 <i><blockquote>'''EpIc fRienDshiP oRIGinS'''<br>What's the deal with [[Wario]] and Waluigi anyway? That's what we wanted to know over here at NP Investigations! So we sent our hounds to sniff out the story of the century! We don't think you will be disappointed one bit!<br>Whenever Wario would be invited to Mario's ''lame'' parties or tennis tournaments he would always feel left out of the fun. Mario had a brother Luigi he could team up with! But Wario was born an only child! He got all the attention as a child. Which was awesome and totally great for him growing up, but now he didn't have a double tennis partner! So embarrassing! [[Yoshi]] laughed at him in front of everyone! Wah!<br>Wario wouldn't be embarrassed ever again! He went online to an actor-for-hire site, and lo and behold! There he was: Jimmy Poppadopolos...or maybe you might recognize him by his legally and permanently changed name ever since 1999...Waluigi! Wario hired him for freelance for the [[Mario Tennis (Nintendo 64)|tennis tourney]]. The rest is history! Or is it?<br>Let's just say that their partnership had some rocky beginnings... but rumours say that it blossomed into great friendship and maybe even...a romance?<br>According to our NP investigative sources... ever since the release of [[Mario Kart: Double Dash!!|Mario Kart Double Dash]]{{sic}} they've parted ways physically, but still have a mutual respect for eachother{{sic}}. Waluigi is grateful for all the opportunities that Wario has given him. - NP</blockquote></i>
-Despite the text supposedly being written in the year 2000, it mentions the release of ''Mario Kart: Double Dash!!'', which occurred in 2003, and the image features artwork of Wario and Waluigi from the 2005 game ''[[Mario Party 7]]''. The real September 2000 issue of ''[[Nintendo Power]]'' contains a page that mentions Waluigi, but with different text, instead introducing him and the online game ''[[Waluigi's Foot Fault|Waluigi's Toenail Clipping Party]]'':
+Despite the text supposedly being written in the year 2000, it mentions the release of ''Mario Kart: Double Dash!!'', which occurred in 2003, and the image features artwork of Wario and Waluigi from the 2005 game ''[[Mario Party 7]]''. The real September 2000 issue of ''Nintendo Power'' does contain a page that covers Waluigi, but it has different text, instead introducing him and the online game ''[[Waluigi's Foot Fault|Waluigi's Toenail Clipping Party]]'':
 <i><blockquote>'''MAMMA MIA! IT'S WALUIGI!'''<br>He's lean, he's mean, he hates the color green! Yes, with hopes of finally overthrowing Mario's supreme reign as the video game king, Wario has enlisted the help of Waluigi. The big fellow with a nasty smirk and burning hatred of good, ol' Luigi finally shows his ugly mug in Mario Tennis, and to mark the momentous occasion we're giving the purple one his very own website! You can check out www.waluigi.com for all your evil sidekick needs: photos, secret information, and all the wacky hijinks you could ever desire. We're looking to have online games, too, including the{{sic}} Waluigi's Toenail Clipping Party. It seems that everyone's favorite mustachioed mischief maker has let his personal grooming go, and it's up to you to help him. Clip those nails good, and be sure to aim for the jar, or you'll be left with ragged clippings and toe jam all over your hard drive. Eewwww!<ref>Nintendo (September 2000). "Nintendo Power Issue 136 (September 2000)". ([https://archive.org/details/nintendo-power-issue-136-september-2000 Archived] October 24, 2021, 17:55:24 UTC via Wayback Machine.)</ref>