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''<big><big>For the best experience while reading my page, play this!</big></big>'' | ''<big><big>For the best experience while reading my page, play this!</big></big>'' | ||
Well, hey there! Whether youy've seen my page 1,578,536 times or this is the first time you've seen it, feel | Well, hey there! Whether youy've seen my page 1,578,536 times or this is the first time you've seen it, feel | ||
free to gaze at my new | free to gaze at my new decor, read about me and the other users here, check out my comics, or | ||
just sit back, listen to some Mario music soundtracks and watch some Looney Tunes! You can copy any of the | just sit back, listen to some Mario music soundtracks and watch some Looney Tunes! You can copy any of the | ||
pictures, movies, or music here to your page. Enjoy. | pictures, movies, or music here to your page. Enjoy. | ||
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I, of course, am the reason why you are reading this page. I am also a veteran user, having been around this leg | I, of course, am the reason why you are reading this page. I am also a veteran user, having been around this leg | ||
of the woods for over a year now, seeing as I came here | of the woods for over a year now, seeing as I came here 3:30 p.m, September 18, 2006. This section is all about ME, MYSELF, | ||
and, more importantly, '''''I'''''. It only covers all of my personal junk 'n stuff, so if you want | and, more importantly, '''''I'''''. It only covers all of my personal junk 'n stuff, so if you want | ||
to watch Looney Tunes, see random pix, or read something funny, please push off to about six page scrolls | to watch Looney Tunes, see random pix, or read something funny, please push off to about six page scrolls | ||
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pretty much stolen that spotlight now. Heh. Fame is fickle. ;) | pretty much stolen that spotlight now. Heh. Fame is fickle. ;) | ||
I'm also a user on [http::/www.mwuserpedia.scribblewiki.com Mwuserpedia], as well as the [ | I'm also a user on [http::/www.mwuserpedia.scribblewiki.com Mwuserpedia], as well as the [https://www.marioboards.com MarioWiki Forum.] So far, | ||
I have the most posts on the forum, but every time I take a vacation, that darn Smiddle tops me. Grrr. | I have the most posts on the forum, but every time I take a vacation, that darn Smiddle tops me. Grrr. | ||
I | I run the Fake News, a Shroom article parodying anything and everything. No, you can't has it. :P | ||
I also have a humor-based comic strip, known as the [[User:3dejong/MW Alliance|MW Alliance]]. Read it now! It's | I also have a humor-based comic strip, known as the [[User:3dejong/MW Alliance|MW Alliance]]. Read it now! It's | ||
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====Cheese Craze of '07==== | ====Cheese Craze of '07==== | ||
Anyone who was in this will never be able to forget it, no matter how hard they try. Somewhere | Anyone who was in this will never be able to forget it, no matter how hard they try. Somewhere | ||
in 2007, along the lines of spring, | in 2007, along the lines of spring, Sadaharu made this little category called "Cheese Lovers". | ||
Meant to be placed on user's pages, this little cat-e-gory didn't fly too well with the sysops. | Meant to be placed on user's pages, this little cat-e-gory didn't fly too well with the sysops. | ||
Of course, that only skyrocketed its popularity. Somewhere along the line, a very long, epic, | Of course, that only skyrocketed its popularity. Somewhere along the line, a very long, epic, | ||
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made me a sig whose code was [[User:3dejong|3D, {{{{{1}}}}}]]. This allowed me to stick a little | made me a sig whose code was [[User:3dejong|3D, {{{{{1}}}}}]]. This allowed me to stick a little | ||
comment in the back of my sig any time I wanted. I whicked and whacked it a few times, adding GIFs, | comment in the back of my sig any time I wanted. I whicked and whacked it a few times, adding GIFs, | ||
changing code, but | changing code, adding a few colors (ho ho ho) but it's always only linked to my page and page talk. | ||
Very simple. | Very simple. | ||
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<big><big>WHAT!? YOU THOUGHT I WOULD BE VAIN AND BOASTFUL ENOUGH TO CHRONICLE ALL THE PAGES I HAVE MADE?</big></big> | <big><big>WHAT!? YOU THOUGHT I WOULD BE VAIN AND BOASTFUL ENOUGH TO CHRONICLE ALL THE PAGES I HAVE MADE?</big></big> | ||
Well, you’re wrong. But if you want to see an example of my pics, go to [[Merchandise]]. An example of a good page I made? [[Yoshi Touch & Go]]. And I have over 5,300 edits, in case you wanted that too. Now read on and never come back to this section again. | Well, you’re wrong. But if you want to see an example of my pics, go to [[List of merchandise|Merchandise]]. An example of a good page I made? [[Yoshi Touch & Go]]. And I have over 5,300 edits, in case you wanted that too. Now read on and never come back to this section again. | ||
==My Sprites== | ==My Sprites== | ||
Need my sprites? Here: | Need my sprites? Here: | ||
http:// | http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/4/1/29/f_fAllnewSprim_bbd1cd9.png | ||
==Been there, seen that== | ==Been there, seen that== | ||
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freeware games, and cruise some awesome sites. Ready? | freeware games, and cruise some awesome sites. Ready? | ||
==Read!== | |||
Read my favorite comics and fanfictions through external links! Isn't that, uh, great? | Read my favorite comics and fanfictions through external links! Isn't that, uh, great? | ||
==Comics== | |||
I love comics. And by looking through this section, you can look at some of the greatest strips ever. At least, | I love comics. And by looking through this section, you can look at some of the greatest strips ever. At least, | ||
in my own not-very-humble opinion. | in my own not-very-humble opinion. | ||
====Cow and Boy==== | |||
A well-drawn, positevely psycho comic about a boy and his cow friend. | |||
Wierd, funny, and just plain nuts. | |||
[http://www.comics.com/comics/cowandboy/index.html] | |||
====Brevity==== | |||
A single-paneler that features wordplay, puns, | |||
guys on a desert island and sporks. | |||
[http://www.comics.com/comics/brevity/index.html] | |||
====Betty==== | |||
Your average "nuclear family" comic. | |||
[http://www.comics.com/comics/betty/index.html] | |||
====Big Nate==== | |||
A sixth-grade average kiddo pitted against dull teachers, | |||
a dorky dad, no mom, and a nerdy best friend. Well-drawn. | |||
[http://www.comics.com/comics/bignate/index.html] | |||
====The Buckets==== | |||
Yet another family strip that's STILL funny. | |||
[http://www.comics.com/comics/buckets/index.html] | |||
====Drabble==== | |||
A more ordinary family, in more ordinary situations, making | |||
extraordinary humor. | |||
[http://www.comics.com/comics/drabble/index.html] | |||
====F-Minus==== | |||
One of the greatest comic strips of all time. A single-panel strip | |||
featuring everything from flying tigers to 24-carat diamonds in the middle of baseballs. | |||
[http://www.comics.com/comics/fminus/index.html] | |||
==== | ====Frazz==== | ||
An ordinary school with an etraordinary janitor: a hit songwriter | |||
named Frazz who took the job to make cash and stayed on to help find humor | |||
in all the normal school problems. Some say Frazz i Calvin grown up. I think so too. | |||
[http://www.comics.com/comics/frazz/index.html] | |||
====The Humble Stumble==== | |||
A run of the mill, single-parent household strip with a few | |||
gems thrown in. | |||
[http://www.comics.com/comics/humblestumble/index.html] | |||
====Jump Start==== | |||
This strip started funny, got silly and is now making leaps and bounds. | |||
[http://www.comics.com/comics/jumpstart/index.html] | |||
====Luann==== | |||
Another proof that things get better with age. Even comic strip humor. | |||
[http://www.comics.com/comics/luann/index.html] | |||
====Meg!==== | |||
A super-hyper kid in an otherwise average comic strip. | |||
[http://www.comics.com/comics/meg/index.html] | |||
====Opus==== | |||
The erstwhile pengiun star of three runs of comics, Opus returns | |||
in more you-must-be-over-thirteen-to-understand-the-jokes Sunday comedy. | |||
[http://www.comics.com/wash/opus/index.html] | |||
====Over the Hedge==== | |||
This strip DEFINES wonky. The strip is nothing like the movie. | |||
[http://www.comics.com/comics/hedge/index.html] | |||
====Pearls Before Swine==== | |||
Minimalist-dawn, dark, sarcastic, and puke-your-dentures-out funny. | |||
[http://www.comics.com/comics/pearls/index.html] | |||
====Brewster Rockit: Space Guy==== | |||
One of the best ever. A wonderful blend of sci-fi, sarcasam, | |||
puns, and pop culture parodies on a remote space station | |||
scouting for extraterrestial life... and finding it without wanting to. | |||
[http://www.gocomics.com/brewsterrockit/?ref=ql_cmcs] | |||
====Bo Nanas==== | |||
A wonderfully fillinf comic strip starring a three-foot-tall monkey | |||
trying to make sense of the world that also ended in 2007 ago and is now in reruns. | |||
THE WORLD IS NOT FAIR! | |||
[http://www.gocomics.com/bonanas/?ref=ql_cmcs] | |||
====Dog Eat Doug==== | |||
A labrador puppy name Sophie and her new baby companion Doug | |||
attempt to sort out life from their point of view. | |||
[http://www.gocomics.com/dogeatdoug/?ref=ql_cmcs] | |||
====Go Team Bob==== | |||
This strip is the definition of zany. So far, it's not too inspired. | |||
Let's hope it picks up. | |||
[http://www.gocomics.com/goteambob/?ref=ql_cmcs] | |||
====Joe and Monkey==== | |||
An infamous webcomic that has since surfaced to major comic websites, this comic | |||
features a talking, sarcastic monkey, his clueless, childlike owner Joe, his younger | |||
sister Megan, his erstwhile parents, the kleptomaniac robot, Kleptobot, that | |||
shares (and steals) their living space, vampires, zombies, demons, and | |||
Satan working at the local coffee shop. Laugh-out-loud funny. | |||
[http://www.gocomics.com/joeandmonkey/?ref=ql_cmcs] | |||
====Lio==== | |||
A dark, pantomime-styled comic strip that stars | |||
a young wizard-mad scientist named Lio, his single dad, | |||
and intelligent animals, giant robots, Godzilla, evil monsters, | |||
ghosts, the Grim Reaper, aliens, and more, more, more, more, MORE. | |||
This comic started a few years ago and has maintaned an immediate cult | |||
following. There's even a live-action movie coming out next year. | |||
[http://www.gocomics.com/lio/?ref=ql_cmcs] | |||
====Lucky Cow==== | |||
A parody of McDonalds, this strip has disgruntled teenage workers | |||
at a local fast-food place parodying the entire american culture. | |||
[http://www.gocomics.com/luckycow/?ref=ql_cmcs] | |||
====The New Adventure of Queen Victoria==== | |||
The title says it all. | |||
[http://www.gocomics.com/thenewadventuresofqueenvictoria/?ref=ql_cmcs] | |||
====Pinkerton==== | |||
In Pinkerton WIldlife Reserve, there live many, many animals. | |||
Some more insanse than others. This comic includes a hyper rabbit with 42 kids, | |||
a cautios moose and his older brother, a guinea pig with sporks in his head, | |||
a wily, sarcastic fox, and a whole darn lot of other animals. | |||
[http://www.gocomics.com/pinkerton/?ref=ql_cmcs] | |||
==Fanfictions== | |||
If I ever find any fanfictions I actually LIKE, I'll let you know. Visit [Fantendo] for a whole lot of fan fics, | If I ever find any fanfictions I actually LIKE, I'll let you know. Visit [Fantendo] for a whole lot of fan fics, | ||
made by the users of this wiki. | made by the users of this wiki. | ||
==Play!== | |||
Download the most awesome freeware games and ROMS! | Download the most awesome freeware games and ROMS! | ||
==MFGG== | |||
The cream of the Fan Games Galaxy crop, all in one place. Click the link to look at the game page and download it! | The cream of the Fan Games Galaxy crop, all in one place. Click the link to look at the game page and download it! | ||
====Super Mario Galaxy Pinball==== | |||
Toodles Team, an MFGG user, makes the greatest fagames ever. This is one of his | |||
weakest ones, but the genius still shines. | |||
[http://www.mfgg.net/index.php?act=resdb¶m=02&c=2&id=12382] | |||
====The Koopalympics==== | |||
A nice, neat sidescroller. Good for about an hour. | |||
[http://www.mfgg.net/index.php?act=resdb¶m=02&c=2&id=11614] | |||
====Run Away, Mario!==== | |||
Oh, noes. Wario is chasing Mario, and Mario ust run very | |||
fast. Can he make it? A nice little timekiller. | |||
[http://www.mfgg.net/index.php?act=resdb¶m=02&c=2&id=11436] | |||
====Paper Bowser: Operation G.R.O.M.==== | |||
A real Toodles Team gem; this is only a demo of a cancelled game. | |||
THE WORLD IS SO UNFAIR! | |||
[http://www.mfgg.net/index.php?act=resdb¶m=02&c=2&id=11370] | |||
====Smash the DS==== | |||
SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! A good stress reliever. Hint: Mario is invulnearable | |||
if he stands all the way to the left on the left ledge. | |||
[http://www.mfgg.net/index.php?act=resdb¶m=02&c=2&id=11140] | |||
====Bowser Battle==== | |||
Mario must battle Bowser on the ground, in the air, and undead in | |||
this little timekiller of a game. Could have been better, boulc have been worse. | |||
[http://www.mfgg.net/index.php?act=resdb¶m=02&c=2&id=11137] | |||
====WarioWare: Mou$e Workz==== | |||
Another Toodles Team wonderboy. Ten uproarious minigames. | |||
[http://www.mfgg.net/index.php?act=resdb¶m=02&c=2&id=8882] | |||
====Toad Strikes Back==== | |||
The greatest fangame ever. | |||
[http://www.mfgg.net/index.php?act=resdb¶m=02&c=2&id=12431] | |||
====Yoshiland==== | |||
For those of you who loved gobbling Goombas in SMW, this is | |||
your chances to control ONLY Yoshi and gobble a smorgasbord. | |||
[http://www.mfgg.net/index.php?act=resdb¶m=02&c=2&id=10508] | |||
==See!== | |||
Hacked sites and more! | |||
== | ==Hacked Sites== | ||
[http://img36.picoodle.com/img/img36/5/12/3/f_Goooooooooom_57713f6.png "Moogoogle" by myself] | |||
[http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/5/12/3/f_fPROBLEMm61m_b32e800.png "Super Mario Wiki has a problem" by myself] | |||
[http://img40.picoodle.com/img/img40/5/12/3/f_lolololmarim_4786e16.png "WTFki Forum" by Smiddle] | |||
==LOLcats== | |||
[[User:3dejong/Idiotic Pix|Since the LOLcat file is so large, it's stored on a subpage. Have fun.]] | [[User:3dejong/Idiotic Pix|Since the LOLcat file is so large, it's stored on a subpage. Have fun.]] | ||
==Worth1000 Galeries== | |||
Worth1000 is one awesome site. Every week, they host Photoshop contests like "If Cowboys Ruled", "If Clothing | Worth1000 is one awesome site. Every week, they host Photoshop contests like "If Cowboys Ruled", "If Clothing | ||
Lived", and "Oh, Handyman!" The links below will take you to my favorite galleries. | Lived", and "Oh, Handyman!" The links below will take you to my favorite galleries. | ||
====Were There Always This Many?==== | |||
More than usual! As I always say, four heads are better than one. | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/cache/contest/contestcache.asp?contest_id=17523&display=photoshop#entries] | |||
====Good Clothes Gone Bad==== | |||
Shirts, jackets, and underwear... with teeth, jaws and claws. | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/cache/contest/contestcache.asp?contest_id=17268&start=1&end=10&display=photoshop] | |||
====Alien Nation==== | |||
There are aliens amongst us! Time to remarket product propoganda. | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Alien+Nation&display=photoshop&id=17066] | |||
====Alternate Explanations==== | |||
Well, darling, the Earth is a big egg, laid by a chicken a bazillion years ago... | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Alternate+Explanations&display=photoshop&id=15609] | |||
====Alternate Sports==== | |||
When you just can't fnd a ball. | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/cache/gallery/contestcache.asp?contest_id=241&display=photoshop] | |||
====Scramblenatomy==== | |||
When you tell people to talk to the hand, these people take it literally. | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Anatomy+Scramble&display=photoshop&id=16757] | |||
====Animal Dayjobs==== | |||
What you pets do when you're at work. | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Animal+Dayjobs&display=photoshop&id=7692] | |||
====Animal Disguises==== | |||
There's a mantis among us. And a parakeet. And a chipmunk. And more. | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Animal+Disguises&display=photoshop&id=16870] | |||
===Watch! | ====Anitech==== | ||
Animals put to work in the Flinstones way. | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Anitech&display=photoshop&id=13953] | |||
====Apple Everything==== | |||
Introducing. The iRaquet. The iPotty. And the iCar. Not to mention the iMnotlistening. | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Apple%27s+Next+Product&display=photoshop&id=15788] | |||
====Video Games Are For Real==== | |||
How about a rousing game of Pong-Pong? | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Atareality&display=photoshop&id=14437] | |||
====Bad Ads==== | |||
When you DON'T want people to buy your product. | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Bad+Ads&display=photoshop&id=11155] | |||
====Beyond The Canvas==== | |||
What's just beyond the frame. | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Beyond+the+Canvas&display=photoshop&id=16312] | |||
====Crazy Billboards==== | |||
These can be a real distraction when driving. | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Billbored&display=photoshop&id=6908] | |||
====Bizarre Attractions==== | |||
What you never want to ride. | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Bizarre+Attractions&display=photoshop&id=7269] | |||
====Wierd Traditions==== | |||
Want some Frog Nog, anyone? | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/cache/contest/contestcache.asp?contest_id=17520&display=photoshop#entries] | |||
====Fantastic Elastic==== | |||
Making everything stretchy. | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Fantastic+Elastic&display=photoshop&id=17538] | |||
====Poison Ivy==== | |||
When Roundup just isn't good enough. | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Poison+Ivy&display=photoshop&id=17331] | |||
====You Are what you Eat==== | |||
NEVER eat your vegetable. | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=You+Are+What+You+Eat&display=photoshop&id=17374] | |||
====Career Move==== | |||
Guess. | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Career+Move&display=photoshop&id=16776] | |||
====Coolest Toy Ever==== | |||
What you wish they had when you were a kid. | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Coolest%2E+Toy%2E+Ever%2E&display=photoshop&id=13174] | |||
====CRAPple==== | |||
More shlucky Apple byproducts. | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Crapple&display=photoshop&id=52] | |||
====Demotivationals==== | |||
If it ain't brok, break it. | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Demotivational+Posters&display=photoshop&id=16089] | |||
====ENGRISH THIS WORD OF EXPRESSION BEING==== | |||
Much happiness is unearthed with these happy musings! | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Engrish&display=photoshop&id=17077] | |||
====Exaggerations==== | |||
I'm serious! It was THIS BIG! | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Exaggeration+City&display=photoshop&id=9688] | |||
====Faked Wealth==== | |||
When fake pearls aren't good enough. | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/cache/gallery/contestcache.asp?contest_id=16792&display=photoshop] | |||
====Impossibly Strong==== | |||
Arnold Schwarzchenagger, eat your heart out. | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Feats+of+Strength&display=photoshop&id=9891] | |||
====Final Photos==== | |||
When you have a camera at just the right time. Or the wrong time. | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Final+Photo&display=photoshop&id=16220] | |||
====Flinstone Tech==== | |||
Where's the ASPCA when you need it? | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Flintstone%2Dish+Tech&display=photoshop&id=17188] | |||
====Fudge 'n Sprinkles==== | |||
TOPPINGS ON EVERYTHING! | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Fudge+and+Sprinkles&display=photoshop&id=7267] | |||
====Funny Signs==== | |||
WELL? | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Funny+Signs&display=photoshop&id=548] | |||
====Dr. Suess==== | |||
The Cat in the Hat is way, way back. | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Gad+Seuss%21&display=photoshop&id=15780] | |||
====Geek Stuff==== | |||
What we need more of. | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Geek+Stuff&display=photoshop&id=1300] | |||
====GIANT ROBOTS ATTACK==== | |||
No duh. | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Giant+Robots+Attack%21&display=photoshop&id=16053] | |||
====Handyman==== | |||
Proving again that anthing can be fixed with duct tape. | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Handyman&display=photoshop&id=11265] | |||
====Hello Kitty==== | |||
Cat everything. | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Hello+Kitty&display=photoshop&id=14338] | |||
====How to Hide an Elephant==== | |||
Hilariously funny. | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=How+Do+You+Hide+An+Elephant%3F&display=photoshop&id=15844] | |||
====If the Amish Ruled==== | |||
Come, John Doe, we're building a mall complex today. | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/cache/gallery/contestcache.asp?contest_id=677&display=photoshop] | |||
====If Cowboys Ruled==== | |||
Another 'If *blank* Ruled" thingy. | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=If+Cowboys+Ruled&display=photoshop&id=17078] | |||
====If Geniuses Ruled==== | |||
Another 'If *blank* Ruled" thingy. | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=If+Geniuses+Ruled&display=photoshop&id=12842] | |||
====If Hackers Ruled==== | |||
Another 'If *blank* Ruled" thingy. | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=If+Hackers+Ruled&display=photoshop&id=15270] | |||
====If Cartoons Were Real==== | |||
Yukon Ho! | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=If+Life+Were+a+Cartoon&display=photoshop&id=16835] | |||
====If Inanimate Objects Ruled==== | |||
Another 'If *blank* Ruled" thingy. | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Inanimate+Object+World&display=photoshop&id=16608] | |||
====Phobias==== | |||
Heebie-jeebies galore. | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Irrational+Phobias&display=photoshop&id=7964] | |||
====Mac vs. PC==== | |||
LULZ galore. | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Mac+vs%2E+PC&display=photoshop&id=5478] | |||
====MONSTER ATTACK==== | |||
Blown-up animals attack. | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Monster+Attack&display=photoshop&id=16564] | |||
====Nautical Inasnity==== | |||
Boat everything. | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Nautical+Insanity&display=photoshop&id=15239] | |||
====Real Pokemon==== | |||
The nerd's dream. | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Pokemon&display=photoshop&id=6608] | |||
====Quitting Time==== | |||
Nothing to lose... | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?list=Q&display=photoshop] | |||
====Cartoon Reality==== | |||
BOING! | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Reality+Cartoons&display=photoshop&id=10324] | |||
====Rejected Transformers==== | |||
I transform into a toilet! For hamsters! | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Rejected+Transformers&display=photoshop&id=7752] | |||
====Stupid Technology==== | |||
Totally classic. | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Stupid+Technology&display=photoshop&id=16026] | |||
====SUPAH Stunts==== | |||
Duun duun DA DUUUN.... | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Super+Stunts&display=photoshop&id=10699] | |||
====Superhero Dayjobs==== | |||
What they do when they're not saving the world. | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Superhero+Dayjobs&display=photoshop&id=9942] | |||
====Technology vs. Humans==== | |||
All our base is belong to them. | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Technology+vs+Humans&display=photoshop&id=15367] | |||
====Terror Plan B==== | |||
What the 9/11 guys planned just in case. | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Terror+Plan%2DB&display=photoshop&id=212] | |||
====Turf in the Way==== | |||
When good sports go bad. | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=The+Turf+Monster&display=photoshop&id=3455] | |||
====Far Side Tributes==== | |||
Your favorite Far Sides in living color. | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Unauthorized+Far+Side+Tribute&display=photoshop&id=10824] | |||
====Unsung Vending Machines==== | |||
Thins you'll never see... or need. | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Unsung+Vending+Machines&display=photoshop&id=17186] | |||
====Vintage Ads==== | |||
The GBASP: Better than a bedtime story. | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Vintage+Ads&display=photoshop&id=16412] | |||
====Wishful Thinking==== | |||
If only... if only... | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Wishful+Thinking&display=photoshop&id=2384] | |||
====You don't see THAT every day==== | |||
See what again? | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=You+Don%27t+See+That+Every+Day&display=photoshop&id=16395] | |||
====ZIPPIT==== | |||
Zippers for everyone! | |||
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Zip+it&display=photoshop&id=15664] | |||
==Watch!== | |||
Sit and watch in awe, couch potato. | Sit and watch in awe, couch potato. | ||
==Mugen== | |||
Mugen is an online fighting game where people make their own players, allowing awesome matches like Venom vs. Homer | Mugen is an online fighting game where people make their own players, allowing awesome matches like Venom vs. Homer | ||
Simpson. Below, you can see various pop culture icons fight the icon of icons, Mario. | Simpson. Below, you can see various pop culture icons fight the icon of icons, Mario. | ||
====Marvin the Martian vs. Mario==== | |||
You have sealed your fate, Marvin. Mario trashes Marvin in this hilarious video. | |||
{{#widget:YouTube|id=E-utvQRHd0c}} | |||
====Homer Simpson vs. Mario==== | |||
Enough said. | |||
{{#widget:YouTube|id=IWtv0ts_OpQ}} | |||
====Link and Mario vs. Venom and Spiderman==== | |||
Venom and Spiderman have always been my favorite Marvel characters. | |||
{{#widget:YouTube|id=mkU8S8sFc-0}} | |||
====Carnage and Venom vs. Luigi and Mario==== | |||
The Mario Bros. bloodily (yes, BLOODILY) tear apart Venom and | |||
Carnage in this psycho battle. | |||
{{#widget:YouTube|id=x6QPoLXe3pM}} | |||
====Carnage and Venom vs. Sonic the Hedgehog and Shadow the Hedehog, on a NSMB stage, with Jet Set Radio music?!==== | |||
The header says it all. | |||
{{#widget:YouTube|id=DMzugwvFxwM}} | |||
==Looney Tunes== | |||
====The Wabbit Season/Duck Season Trilogy==== | |||
You cannot POSSIBLY call yourself a Looney Tunes fan without | |||
seeing these three classics. Fear not! They are all handily | |||
contained on my page. | |||
'''Wabbit Seasoning''' | |||
{{#widget:YouTube|id=5g9vijUcOac}} | |||
'''Wabbit Fire''' | |||
{{#widget:YouTube|id=ga82ecXZuUs}} | |||
'''Duck, Rabbit, Duck''' | |||
{{#widget:YouTube|id=3w01ea87l8M}} | |||
====Ain't That Ducky==== | |||
A rather early Daffy Duck cartoon that has Daffy Duck and a hapless hunter | |||
pitting their wits against a small, loudmouth duck gaurding a mysterious | |||
secret concealed in a briefcase. | |||
{{#widget:YouTube|id=1TMt5Mwb48A}} | |||
====Ali Baba Bunny==== | |||
Daffy's greediness gets the best of him when he and Bugs journey | |||
to Pismo Beach, miss that left turn at Alberquerque, and | |||
end up in a setting straight out of Arabian Nights. (This | |||
cartoon is intersting because I, as a matter of fact, live | |||
half an hour fom Pismo Beach myself). | |||
{{#widget:YouTube|id=hEjarcR9duw}} | |||
====Dripalong Daffy==== | |||
Daffy "Dripalong" Duck and his side-kick-pal-deputy-comic relief | |||
arrive to "clean up' an old western town whose cemetery | |||
contains over 40,000 dead sheriffs. | |||
{{#widget:YouTube|id=1snE6mMHyUA}} | |||
====The Ducksters==== | |||
Daffy Duck hijacks Porky Pig into being a contestant | |||
on his decidedly psycho game show. One of the funniest ever. | |||
{{#widget:YouTube|id=pZgfnpJKePU}} | |||
====Porky's Hare Hunt==== | |||
Bugs Bunny's first appearence, in which he terrorizes | |||
a very early Porky Pig and his hunting dog. Very interesting, | |||
especially Bugs's early laugh. HEE haa HOO he ha ha ha HOO! | |||
{{#widget:YouTube|id=4ojG4BVUzqI}} | |||
====Daffy Duck and the Dinosaur==== | |||
An extremely early non-antomorphic Daffy terorizes | |||
a caveman and his dinosaur companion. The jokes aren't | |||
all that funny, but Daffy's voice sure is. | |||
{{#widget:YouTube|id=2Mtx_mOnogk}} | |||
====Scaredy Cat==== | |||
Porky Pig buys an old house in the middle of | |||
nowhere and moves in with Sylvester, his pet. What | |||
he doesn't know is that the houe is inhabited by homicdal mice | |||
who murdered the former owner, and Sylvester is the only one who notices them. | |||
Sylvester is still in the very early stages here; | |||
he doesn't even talk yet, which makes for interesting | |||
situations when trying to point out homicidal mice. This is also | |||
the first in a series of wonderful "Pantomime Horror" cartoons. The others | |||
are floating around on the internet, but it'll take a lot of work to | |||
find them (The others are "Claws for Alarm" and "Jumping Jupiter". | |||
{{#widget:YouTube|id=QVV7RyKTcN0}} | |||
====Ballot Box Bunny==== | |||
Yosemite Sam v. Bugs Bunny. Enough said. | |||
{{#widget:YouTube|id=RTfaQcKf9Gc}} | |||
====Falling Hare==== | |||
An early WWII Bugs faces off against a muderous | |||
Gremlin who gets the best of him. Again and again and again. | |||
One of my favorites. | |||
{{#widget:YouTube|id=7l8mWGCeBu8}} | |||
====Highdiving Hare==== | |||
Yosemite Sam's favorite theater act gets cancelled and he forces | |||
Bugs Bunny, the act announcer, to take his place. Unfortunately for | |||
Bugs, the act involves diving 400 feet into a tub of water. | |||
[http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-6845224696438746976&sourceid=zeitgeist] | |||
====Captain Hareblower==== | |||
Pirate Sam and Captain Bunny engage in an enaging battle on the high seas. | |||
[http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-3274382137005127076] | |||
====Beanstalk Bunny==== | |||
Daffy Duck, Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd warp the story of Jack and the Beanstalk beyond repair. | |||
[http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=2027105527] | |||
====Big Top Bunny==== | |||
Bugs Bunny steals the spotlight at a circus and the former star, an acrobatic | |||
bear, plots to get it back. | |||
{{#widget:YouTube|id=ZvlO2AxiYwU}} | |||
====Haredevil Hare==== | |||
Bugs Bunny is forced into a moon trip and witnesses the first appearence | |||
of Marvin the Martian. AND K-9. AND The Uranium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator. | |||
[http://crackle.com/c/Family_Friendly/Haredevil_Hare_Marvin_Martian/1769219] | |||
====The Hasty Hare==== | |||
Marvin the Martian and K-9 return to Earth to bag an Earth specimen and | |||
have the misfortune of hijacking Bugs Bunny. | |||
Marvin: "You make me angry. *pant pant pant* VERY angry. *pant pant* VERY ANGRY." | |||
[http://www.vidilife.com/video_play_1014326_The_Hasty_Hare.htm] | |||
====Hare-Way to the Stars==== | |||
Once again, Marvin the Martian's plane to blow up the Earth with the | |||
Uranium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator is foiled by Bugs Bunny, who | |||
unknowlingly hitched a ride on a space shuttle. | |||
[http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=747695403] | |||
====Daffy Duck Slept Here==== | |||
Porky Pig has the bad luck to find that the only hotel | |||
room availible in the whole city has him rooming | |||
with Daffy Duck. | |||
{{#widget:YouTube|id=sb6bFgOhfTI}} | |||
====A Tale of Two Kitties==== | |||
One of the first appearences of Tweety Bird, this WWII | |||
cartoon has him pitting wits against two puddy-tats who | |||
are very, very hungry. | |||
"Aw-waid! Aw-waid! <big><big>TURN OUT THOSE LIGHTS!</big></big> | |||
{{#widget:YouTube|id=blHmI1iHrJA}} | |||
====Tweety's Circus==== | |||
Just another normal Tweety vs. Sylvester cartoon. | |||
= | {{#widget:YouTube|id=cEt7GHhTLBc}} | ||
====Duck Dogers in the 24th and 1/2 Century==== | |||
A true classic. Watch it now. | |||
[http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=42704] | |||
====Duck Dogers in the Return of the 24th and 1/2 Century==== | |||
The sequel to the above. Not as good as the original. | |||
[http://www.vidilife.com/video_play_1014934_Duck_Dodgers_The_Return_of_the_24th_and_1_Half_Cen.htm] | |||
====Hillbilly Hare==== | |||
Bugs takes a vacation in the Ozarks and starts a feud between him and | |||
two redneck brothers. | |||
{{#widget:YouTube|id=eg_wc8CjmtE}} | |||
====Water, Water Every Hare==== | |||
A mad scientist kidnaps Bugs to use his brain in his robot. | |||
Bugs escapes, Gossamer the Big Red Monster is turned loose, and | |||
hilarity ensues. | |||
{{#widget:YouTube|id=IKY-opT6yyo}} | |||
====Duck Amuck==== | |||
I've saved the best for last; this is by far the greatest cartoon ever. | |||
Daffy Duck is drawn without a voice, as a four-legged, flower-headed screwball, is cloned, | |||
is put without scenery and more by an evil pencil-wielding mystery cartoonist. | |||
{{#widget:YouTube|id=KjqBnun0YXs}} | |||
===Listen!=== | ===Listen!=== | ||
Listen to the sounds of FTW Mario soundtracks. | Listen to the sounds of FTW Mario soundtracks. | ||
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{{#widget:YouTube|id=1Z6FYLJySXY}}<br> | |||
==See More!== | |||
Link to my favorite websites! | Link to my favorite websites! | ||
[ | [https://www.marioboards.com MarioWiki Forum]: You know what. | ||
[http://www.vgcats.com vgCats]: This comic, featuring cats that do hilarious skits in the name of gaming parodies, | [http://www.vgcats.com vgCats]: This comic, featuring cats that do hilarious skits in the name of gaming parodies, | ||
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===Awesome SM64 Glitch Speedrun=== | ===Awesome SM64 Glitch Speedrun=== | ||
{{#widget:YouTube|id=n10fQJHmSk8}} | |||
===THE STORY THAT NEVER ENDS!=== | ===THE STORY THAT NEVER ENDS!=== | ||
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Slice cheese medium thin, then set aside. Butter bread slightly, then add cheese. Make it look like a normal sandwich, then butter the top semi-thickly. (The secret!) Then toast/grill/fry until nut brown and sizzling, done all the way through. If grilling/frying, butter BOTH sides. Eat with gusto! | Slice cheese medium thin, then set aside. Butter bread slightly, then add cheese. Make it look like a normal sandwich, then butter the top semi-thickly. (The secret!) Then toast/grill/fry until nut brown and sizzling, done all the way through. If grilling/frying, butter BOTH sides. Eat with gusto! | ||
[[ | [[File:You roffle my waffles .jpg|center|thumb|Waffles are th3 PWNED l33tn3$$.]] | ||
===You know you're living in 2007 when...=== | ===You know you're living in 2007 when...=== | ||
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AND NOW U R LAFNG at yourself. | AND NOW U R LAFNG at yourself. | ||
[[ | [[File:SM64DS Mario swinging Bowser screenshot.png|center|frame|A completely random pic that I like.]] | ||
===An Ode to an Italian=== | ===An Ode to an Italian=== | ||
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* Nintendo DS Lite (all three colors! I AM A NERD OFFICIALLY!) | * Nintendo DS Lite (all three colors! I AM A NERD OFFICIALLY!) | ||
[[ | [[File:YoshiDance.gif|right|frame|A sweet GIF. Credit to Dry Bones for this one.]]MARIO GAMES I HAVE PLAYED | ||
* Donkey Kong (Nice arcade game, I can see why it was a big hit! Not beaten) | * Donkey Kong (Nice arcade game, I can see why it was a big hit! Not beaten) | ||
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* Super Paper Mario (A. W. E. S. O. M. E.) | * Super Paper Mario (A. W. E. S. O. M. E.) | ||
* Favorite NON-MARIO game: '''''Kirby's Adventure''''' (Beaten 100%!) | * Favorite NON-MARIO game: '''''Kirby's Adventure''''' (Beaten 100%!) | ||
==Ep-ah-lohg== | ==Ep-ah-lohg== |