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<big><big><big>And all the other holidays, too!</big></big></big>


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''<big><big>For the best experience while reading my page, play this!</big></big>''
''<big><big>For the best experience while reading my page, play this!</big></big>''
[[Image:luigi.jpg|left|thumb|Luigi, my favorite character! But WALUIGI is my LEAST favorite!]]
[[Image:NOWALUIGI.jpg|right|thumb|NO WALUIGI!]]


Well, hey there! Whether youy've seen my page 1,578,536 times or this is the first time you've seen it, feel  
Well, hey there! Whether youy've seen my page 1,578,536 times or this is the first time you've seen it, feel  
free to gaze at my new Christmas decor, read about me and the other users here, check out my comics, or
free to gaze at my new decor, read about me and the other users here, check out my comics, or
just sit back, listen to some Mario music soundtracks and watch some Looney Tunes! You can copy any of the
just sit back, listen to some Mario music soundtracks and watch some Looney Tunes! You can copy any of the
pictures, movies, or music here to your page. Enjoy.
pictures, movies, or music here to your page. Enjoy.
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I, of course, am the reason why you are reading this page. I am also a veteran user, having been around this leg
I, of course, am the reason why you are reading this page. I am also a veteran user, having been around this leg
of the woods for over a year now, seeing as I came here _____ __, 2006. This section is all about ME, MYSELF,
of the woods for over a year now, seeing as I came here 3:30 p.m, September 18, 2006. This section is all about ME, MYSELF,
and, more importantly, '''''I'''''. It only covers all of my personal junk 'n stuff, so if you want
and, more importantly, '''''I'''''. It only covers all of my personal junk 'n stuff, so if you want
to watch Looney Tunes, see random pix, or read something funny, please push off to about six page scrolls
to watch Looney Tunes, see random pix, or read something funny, please push off to about six page scrolls
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pretty much stolen that spotlight now. Heh. Fame is fickle. ;)  
pretty much stolen that spotlight now. Heh. Fame is fickle. ;)  


I'm also a user on [http::/www.mwuserpedia.scribblewiki.com Mwuserpedia], as well as the [http://www.forum.mariowiki.com MarioWiki Forum.] So far,
I'm also a user on [http::/www.mwuserpedia.scribblewiki.com Mwuserpedia], as well as the [https://www.marioboards.com MarioWiki Forum.] So far,
I have the most posts on the forum, but every time I take a vacation, that darn Smiddle tops me. Grrr.
I have the most posts on the forum, but every time I take a vacation, that darn Smiddle tops me. Grrr.


I write two 'Shroom columns: [[MarioWiki:The 'Shroom/IX/FTMV
I run the Fake News, a Shroom article parodying anything and everything. No, you can't has it. :P
|From the Mushroom Vaults]], a column about Mario cheats, hints, and walkthroughs,
as well as [[MarioWiki:The 'Shroom/IX/Fake News|The Fake News Interview]], in which I interview some random Mario game character.


I also have a humor-based comic strip, known as the [[User:3dejong/MW Alliance|MW Alliance]]. Read it now! It's
I also have a humor-based comic strip, known as the [[User:3dejong/MW Alliance|MW Alliance]]. Read it now! It's
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====Cheese Craze of '07====
====Cheese Craze of '07====
Anyone who was in this will never be able to forget it, no matter how hard they try. Somewhere  
Anyone who was in this will never be able to forget it, no matter how hard they try. Somewhere  
in 2007, along the lines of spring, Plumber made this little category called "Cheese Lovers".  
in 2007, along the lines of spring, Sadaharu made this little category called "Cheese Lovers".  
Meant to be placed on user's pages, this little cat-e-gory didn't fly too well with the sysops.  
Meant to be placed on user's pages, this little cat-e-gory didn't fly too well with the sysops.  
Of course, that only skyrocketed its popularity. Somewhere along the line, a very long, epic,
Of course, that only skyrocketed its popularity. Somewhere along the line, a very long, epic,
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made me a sig whose code was [[User:3dejong|3D, {{{{{1}}}}}]]. This allowed me to stick a little
made me a sig whose code was [[User:3dejong|3D, {{{{{1}}}}}]]. This allowed me to stick a little
comment in the back of my sig any time I wanted. I whicked and whacked it a few times, adding GIFs,
comment in the back of my sig any time I wanted. I whicked and whacked it a few times, adding GIFs,
changing code, but it's always been plain BLUE, and it's always only linked to my page and page talk.
changing code, adding a few colors (ho ho ho) but it's always only linked to my page and page talk.
Very simple.  
Very simple.  


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<big><big>WHAT!? YOU THOUGHT I WOULD BE VAIN AND BOASTFUL ENOUGH TO CHRONICLE ALL THE PAGES I HAVE MADE?</big></big>
<big><big>WHAT!? YOU THOUGHT I WOULD BE VAIN AND BOASTFUL ENOUGH TO CHRONICLE ALL THE PAGES I HAVE MADE?</big></big>


Well, you’re wrong. But if you want to see an example of my pics, go to [[Merchandise]]. An example of a good page I made? [[Yoshi Touch & Go]]. And I have over 5,300 edits, in case you wanted that too. Now read on and never come back to this section again.  
Well, you’re wrong. But if you want to see an example of my pics, go to [[List of merchandise|Merchandise]]. An example of a good page I made? [[Yoshi Touch & Go]]. And I have over 5,300 edits, in case you wanted that too. Now read on and never come back to this section again.  


==My Sprites==
==My Sprites==
Need my sprites? Here:
Need my sprites? Here:


http://img28.picoodle.com/img/img28/6/10/29/f_Spritesm_d0e2762.png
http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/4/1/29/f_fAllnewSprim_bbd1cd9.png  


==Been there, seen that==
==Been there, seen that==
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freeware games, and cruise some awesome sites. Ready?
freeware games, and cruise some awesome sites. Ready?


===Read!===
==Read!==
Read my favorite comics and fanfictions through external links! Isn't that, uh, great?
Read my favorite comics and fanfictions through external links! Isn't that, uh, great?


====Comics====
==Comics==
I love comics. And by looking through this section, you can look at some of the greatest strips ever. At least,
I love comics. And by looking through this section, you can look at some of the greatest strips ever. At least,
in my own not-very-humble opinion.
in my own not-very-humble opinion.


====Cow and Boy====
A well-drawn, positevely psycho comic about a boy and his cow friend.
Wierd, funny, and just plain nuts.
[http://www.comics.com/comics/cowandboy/index.html]
====Brevity====
A single-paneler that features wordplay, puns,
guys on a desert island and sporks.
[http://www.comics.com/comics/brevity/index.html]
====Betty====
Your average "nuclear family" comic.
[http://www.comics.com/comics/betty/index.html]
====Big Nate====
A sixth-grade average kiddo pitted against dull teachers,
a dorky dad, no mom, and a nerdy best friend. Well-drawn.
[http://www.comics.com/comics/bignate/index.html]
====The Buckets====
Yet another family strip that's STILL funny.
[http://www.comics.com/comics/buckets/index.html]
====Drabble====
A more ordinary family, in more ordinary situations, making
extraordinary humor.
[http://www.comics.com/comics/drabble/index.html]


<big><big>COMING SOON</big></big>
====F-Minus====
One of the greatest comic strips of all time. A single-panel strip
featuring everything from flying tigers to 24-carat diamonds in the middle of baseballs.


[http://www.comics.com/comics/fminus/index.html]


====Fanfictions====
====Frazz====
An ordinary school with an etraordinary janitor: a hit songwriter
named Frazz who took the job to make cash and stayed on to help find humor
in all the normal school problems. Some say Frazz i Calvin grown up. I think so too.
 
[http://www.comics.com/comics/frazz/index.html]
 
====The Humble Stumble====
A run of the mill, single-parent household strip with a few
gems thrown in.
 
[http://www.comics.com/comics/humblestumble/index.html]
 
====Jump Start====
This strip started funny, got silly and is now making leaps and bounds.
 
[http://www.comics.com/comics/jumpstart/index.html]
 
====Luann====
Another proof that things get better with age. Even comic strip humor.
 
[http://www.comics.com/comics/luann/index.html]
 
====Meg!====
A super-hyper kid in an otherwise average comic strip.
 
[http://www.comics.com/comics/meg/index.html]
 
====Opus====
The erstwhile pengiun star of three runs of comics, Opus returns
in more you-must-be-over-thirteen-to-understand-the-jokes Sunday comedy.
 
[http://www.comics.com/wash/opus/index.html]
 
====Over the Hedge====
This strip DEFINES wonky. The strip is nothing like the movie.
 
[http://www.comics.com/comics/hedge/index.html]
 
====Pearls Before Swine====
Minimalist-dawn, dark, sarcastic, and puke-your-dentures-out funny.
 
[http://www.comics.com/comics/pearls/index.html]
 
====Brewster Rockit: Space Guy====
One of the best ever. A wonderful blend of sci-fi, sarcasam,
puns, and pop culture parodies on a remote space station
scouting for extraterrestial life... and finding it without wanting to.
 
[http://www.gocomics.com/brewsterrockit/?ref=ql_cmcs]
 
====Bo Nanas====
A wonderfully fillinf comic strip starring a three-foot-tall monkey
trying to make sense of the world that also ended in 2007 ago and is now in reruns.
THE WORLD IS NOT FAIR!
 
[http://www.gocomics.com/bonanas/?ref=ql_cmcs]
 
====Dog Eat Doug====
A labrador puppy name Sophie and her new baby companion Doug
attempt to sort out life from their point of view.
 
[http://www.gocomics.com/dogeatdoug/?ref=ql_cmcs]
 
====Go Team Bob====
This strip is the definition of zany. So far, it's not too inspired.
Let's hope it picks up.
 
[http://www.gocomics.com/goteambob/?ref=ql_cmcs]
 
====Joe and Monkey====
An infamous webcomic that has since surfaced to major comic websites, this comic
features a talking, sarcastic monkey, his clueless, childlike owner Joe, his younger
sister Megan, his erstwhile parents, the kleptomaniac robot, Kleptobot, that
shares (and steals) their living space, vampires, zombies, demons, and
Satan working at the local coffee shop. Laugh-out-loud funny.
 
[http://www.gocomics.com/joeandmonkey/?ref=ql_cmcs]
 
====Lio====
A dark, pantomime-styled comic strip that stars
a young wizard-mad scientist named Lio, his single dad,
and intelligent animals, giant robots, Godzilla, evil monsters,
ghosts, the Grim Reaper, aliens, and more, more, more, more, MORE.
This comic started a few years ago and has maintaned an immediate cult
following. There's even a live-action movie coming out next year.
 
[http://www.gocomics.com/lio/?ref=ql_cmcs]
 
====Lucky Cow====
A parody of McDonalds, this strip has disgruntled teenage workers
at a local fast-food place parodying the entire american culture.
 
[http://www.gocomics.com/luckycow/?ref=ql_cmcs]
 
====The New Adventure of Queen Victoria====
The title says it all.
 
[http://www.gocomics.com/thenewadventuresofqueenvictoria/?ref=ql_cmcs]
 
====Pinkerton====
In Pinkerton WIldlife Reserve, there live many, many animals.
Some more insanse than others. This comic includes a hyper rabbit with 42 kids,
a cautios moose and his older brother, a guinea pig with sporks in his head,
a wily, sarcastic fox, and a whole darn lot of other animals.
 
[http://www.gocomics.com/pinkerton/?ref=ql_cmcs]
 
==Fanfictions==
If I ever find any fanfictions I actually LIKE, I'll let you know. Visit [Fantendo] for a whole lot of fan fics,
If I ever find any fanfictions I actually LIKE, I'll let you know. Visit [Fantendo] for a whole lot of fan fics,
made by the users of this wiki.
made by the users of this wiki.


===Play!===
==Play!==
Download the most awesome freeware games and ROMS!
Download the most awesome freeware games and ROMS!


====MFGG====
==MFGG==
The cream of the Fan Games Galaxy crop, all in one place. Click the link to look at the game page and download it!
The cream of the Fan Games Galaxy crop, all in one place. Click the link to look at the game page and download it!


====Super Mario Galaxy Pinball====
Toodles Team, an MFGG user, makes the greatest fagames ever. This is one of his
weakest ones, but the genius still shines.
[http://www.mfgg.net/index.php?act=resdb&param=02&c=2&id=12382]
====The Koopalympics====
A nice, neat sidescroller. Good for about an hour.
[http://www.mfgg.net/index.php?act=resdb&param=02&c=2&id=11614]
====Run Away, Mario!====
Oh, noes. Wario is chasing Mario, and Mario ust run very
fast. Can he make it? A nice little timekiller.
[http://www.mfgg.net/index.php?act=resdb&param=02&c=2&id=11436]
====Paper Bowser: Operation G.R.O.M.====
A real Toodles Team gem; this is only a demo of a cancelled game.
THE WORLD IS SO UNFAIR!
[http://www.mfgg.net/index.php?act=resdb&param=02&c=2&id=11370]
====Smash the DS====
SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! A good stress reliever. Hint: Mario is invulnearable
if he stands all the way to the left on the left ledge.
[http://www.mfgg.net/index.php?act=resdb&param=02&c=2&id=11140]
====Bowser Battle====
Mario must battle Bowser on the ground, in the air, and undead in
this little timekiller of a game. Could have been better, boulc have been worse.
[http://www.mfgg.net/index.php?act=resdb&param=02&c=2&id=11137]
====WarioWare: Mou$e Workz====
Another Toodles Team wonderboy. Ten uproarious minigames.
[http://www.mfgg.net/index.php?act=resdb&param=02&c=2&id=8882]
====Toad Strikes Back====
The greatest fangame ever.
[http://www.mfgg.net/index.php?act=resdb&param=02&c=2&id=12431]
====Yoshiland====
For those of you who loved gobbling Goombas in SMW, this is
your chances to control ONLY Yoshi and gobble a smorgasbord.


<big><big>COMING SOON</big></big>
[http://www.mfgg.net/index.php?act=resdb&param=02&c=2&id=10508]




====Console CLassix====
The greatest ROM emulator ever. This incredible program lets you play over 600 NES games for free, as well as
about 500 Atari 260 and Colecovision games. And for only five dollars a month, you can play SNES, GB, GBC, Sega
games, and more. And when I say more, I mean MORE. However, I'm so lazy, I haven't added most of the links yet. But don't despair, they'll be here soon.


[http://www.consoleclassix.com Click here to download this awesome program!]
==See!==
Hacked sites and more!


===See!==
==Hacked Sites==
Random pix and more!
====Random Pix====


[http://img36.picoodle.com/img/img36/5/12/3/f_Goooooooooom_57713f6.png "Moogoogle" by myself]


<big><big>COMING SOON</big></big>
[http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/5/12/3/f_fPROBLEMm61m_b32e800.png "Super Mario Wiki has a problem" by myself]


[http://img40.picoodle.com/img/img40/5/12/3/f_lolololmarim_4786e16.png "WTFki Forum" by Smiddle]


====LOLcats===
==LOLcats==
[[User:3dejong/Idiotic Pix|Since the LOLcat file is so large, it's stored on a subpage. Have fun.]]
[[User:3dejong/Idiotic Pix|Since the LOLcat file is so large, it's stored on a subpage. Have fun.]]


====Worth1000 Galeries====
==Worth1000 Galeries==
Worth1000 is one awesome site. Every week, they host Photoshop contests like "If Cowboys Ruled", "If Clothing
Worth1000 is one awesome site. Every week, they host Photoshop contests like "If Cowboys Ruled", "If Clothing
Lived", and "Oh, Handyman!" The links below will take you to my favorite galleries.
Lived", and "Oh, Handyman!" The links below will take you to my favorite galleries.


====Were There Always This Many?====
More than usual! As I always say, four heads are better than one.
[http://www.worth1000.com/cache/contest/contestcache.asp?contest_id=17523&display=photoshop#entries]
====Good Clothes Gone Bad====
Shirts, jackets, and underwear... with teeth, jaws and claws.
[http://www.worth1000.com/cache/contest/contestcache.asp?contest_id=17268&start=1&end=10&display=photoshop]
====Alien Nation====
There are aliens amongst us! Time to remarket product propoganda.
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Alien+Nation&display=photoshop&id=17066]
====Alternate Explanations====
Well, darling, the Earth is a big egg, laid by a chicken a bazillion years ago...
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Alternate+Explanations&display=photoshop&id=15609]
====Alternate Sports====
When you just can't fnd a ball.
[http://www.worth1000.com/cache/gallery/contestcache.asp?contest_id=241&display=photoshop]
====Scramblenatomy====
When you tell people to talk to the hand, these people take it literally.
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Anatomy+Scramble&display=photoshop&id=16757]
====Animal Dayjobs====
What you pets do when you're at work.
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Animal+Dayjobs&display=photoshop&id=7692]


<big><big>COMING SOON</big></big>
====Animal Disguises====
There's a mantis among us. And a parakeet. And a chipmunk. And more.


[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Animal+Disguises&display=photoshop&id=16870]


===Watch!===
====Anitech====
Animals put to work in the Flinstones way.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Anitech&display=photoshop&id=13953]
 
====Apple Everything====
Introducing. The iRaquet. The iPotty. And the iCar. Not to mention the iMnotlistening.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Apple%27s+Next+Product&display=photoshop&id=15788]
 
====Video Games Are For Real====
How about a rousing game of Pong-Pong?
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Atareality&display=photoshop&id=14437]
 
====Bad Ads====
When you DON'T want people to buy your product.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Bad+Ads&display=photoshop&id=11155]
 
====Beyond The Canvas====
What's just beyond the frame.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Beyond+the+Canvas&display=photoshop&id=16312]
 
====Crazy Billboards====
These can be a real distraction when driving.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Billbored&display=photoshop&id=6908]
 
====Bizarre Attractions====
What you never want to ride.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Bizarre+Attractions&display=photoshop&id=7269]
 
====Wierd Traditions====
Want some Frog Nog, anyone?
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/cache/contest/contestcache.asp?contest_id=17520&display=photoshop#entries]
 
====Fantastic Elastic====
Making everything stretchy.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Fantastic+Elastic&display=photoshop&id=17538]
 
====Poison Ivy====
When Roundup just isn't good enough.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Poison+Ivy&display=photoshop&id=17331]
 
====You Are what you Eat====
NEVER eat your vegetable.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=You+Are+What+You+Eat&display=photoshop&id=17374]
 
====Career Move====
Guess.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Career+Move&display=photoshop&id=16776]
 
====Coolest Toy Ever====
What you wish they had when you were a kid.
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Coolest%2E+Toy%2E+Ever%2E&display=photoshop&id=13174]
 
====CRAPple====
More shlucky Apple byproducts.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Crapple&display=photoshop&id=52]
 
====Demotivationals====
If it ain't brok, break it.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Demotivational+Posters&display=photoshop&id=16089]
 
====ENGRISH THIS WORD OF EXPRESSION BEING====
Much happiness is unearthed with these happy musings!
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Engrish&display=photoshop&id=17077]
 
====Exaggerations====
I'm serious! It was THIS BIG!
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Exaggeration+City&display=photoshop&id=9688]
 
====Faked Wealth====
When fake pearls aren't good enough.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/cache/gallery/contestcache.asp?contest_id=16792&display=photoshop]
 
====Impossibly Strong====
Arnold Schwarzchenagger, eat your heart out.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Feats+of+Strength&display=photoshop&id=9891]
 
====Final Photos====
When you have a camera at just the right time. Or the wrong time.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Final+Photo&display=photoshop&id=16220]
 
====Flinstone Tech====
Where's the ASPCA when you need it?
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Flintstone%2Dish+Tech&display=photoshop&id=17188]
 
====Fudge 'n Sprinkles====
TOPPINGS ON EVERYTHING!
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Fudge+and+Sprinkles&display=photoshop&id=7267]
 
====Funny Signs====
WELL?
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Funny+Signs&display=photoshop&id=548]
 
====Dr. Suess====
The Cat in the Hat is way, way back.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Gad+Seuss%21&display=photoshop&id=15780]
 
====Geek Stuff====
What we need more of.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Geek+Stuff&display=photoshop&id=1300]
 
====GIANT ROBOTS ATTACK====
No duh.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Giant+Robots+Attack%21&display=photoshop&id=16053]
 
====Handyman====
Proving again that anthing can be fixed with duct tape.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Handyman&display=photoshop&id=11265]
 
====Hello Kitty====
Cat everything.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Hello+Kitty&display=photoshop&id=14338]
 
====How to Hide an Elephant====
Hilariously funny.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=How+Do+You+Hide+An+Elephant%3F&display=photoshop&id=15844]
 
====If the Amish Ruled====
Come, John Doe, we're building a mall complex today.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/cache/gallery/contestcache.asp?contest_id=677&display=photoshop]
 
====If Cowboys Ruled====
Another 'If *blank* Ruled" thingy.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=If+Cowboys+Ruled&display=photoshop&id=17078]
 
====If Geniuses Ruled====
Another 'If *blank* Ruled" thingy.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=If+Geniuses+Ruled&display=photoshop&id=12842]
 
====If Hackers Ruled====
Another 'If *blank* Ruled" thingy.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=If+Hackers+Ruled&display=photoshop&id=15270]
 
====If Cartoons Were Real====
Yukon Ho!
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=If+Life+Were+a+Cartoon&display=photoshop&id=16835]
 
====If Inanimate Objects Ruled====
Another 'If *blank* Ruled" thingy.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Inanimate+Object+World&display=photoshop&id=16608]
 
====Phobias====
Heebie-jeebies galore.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Irrational+Phobias&display=photoshop&id=7964]
 
====Mac vs. PC====
LULZ galore.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Mac+vs%2E+PC&display=photoshop&id=5478]
 
====MONSTER ATTACK====
Blown-up animals attack.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Monster+Attack&display=photoshop&id=16564]
 
====Nautical Inasnity====
Boat everything.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Nautical+Insanity&display=photoshop&id=15239]
 
====Real Pokemon====
The nerd's dream.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Pokemon&display=photoshop&id=6608]
 
====Quitting Time====
Nothing to lose...
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?list=Q&display=photoshop]
 
====Cartoon Reality====
BOING!
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Reality+Cartoons&display=photoshop&id=10324]
 
====Rejected Transformers====
I transform into a toilet! For hamsters!
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Rejected+Transformers&display=photoshop&id=7752]
 
====Stupid Technology====
Totally classic.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Stupid+Technology&display=photoshop&id=16026]
 
====SUPAH Stunts====
Duun duun DA DUUUN....
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Super+Stunts&display=photoshop&id=10699]
 
====Superhero Dayjobs====
What they do when they're not saving the world.
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Superhero+Dayjobs&display=photoshop&id=9942]
 
====Technology vs. Humans====
All our base is belong to them.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Technology+vs+Humans&display=photoshop&id=15367]
 
====Terror Plan B====
What the 9/11 guys planned just in case.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Terror+Plan%2DB&display=photoshop&id=212]
 
====Turf in the Way====
When good sports go bad.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=The+Turf+Monster&display=photoshop&id=3455]
 
====Far Side Tributes====
Your favorite Far Sides in living color.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Unauthorized+Far+Side+Tribute&display=photoshop&id=10824]
 
====Unsung Vending Machines====
Thins you'll never see... or need.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Unsung+Vending+Machines&display=photoshop&id=17186]
 
====Vintage Ads====
The GBASP: Better than a bedtime story.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Vintage+Ads&display=photoshop&id=16412]
 
====Wishful Thinking====
If only... if only...
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Wishful+Thinking&display=photoshop&id=2384]
 
====You don't see THAT every day====
See what again?
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=You+Don%27t+See+That+Every+Day&display=photoshop&id=16395]
 
====ZIPPIT====
Zippers for everyone!
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Zip+it&display=photoshop&id=15664]
 
==Watch!==
Sit and watch in awe, couch potato.
Sit and watch in awe, couch potato.


====Mugen====
==Mugen==
Mugen is an online fighting game where people make their own players, allowing awesome matches like Venom vs. Homer
Mugen is an online fighting game where people make their own players, allowing awesome matches like Venom vs. Homer
Simpson. Below, you can see various pop culture icons fight the icon of icons, Mario.
Simpson. Below, you can see various pop culture icons fight the icon of icons, Mario.


====Marvin the Martian vs. Mario====
You have sealed your fate, Marvin. Mario trashes Marvin in this hilarious video.
{{#widget:YouTube|id=E-utvQRHd0c}}
====Homer Simpson vs. Mario====
Enough said.
{{#widget:YouTube|id=IWtv0ts_OpQ}}
====Link and Mario vs. Venom and Spiderman====
Venom and Spiderman have always been my favorite Marvel characters.
{{#widget:YouTube|id=mkU8S8sFc-0}}
====Carnage and Venom vs. Luigi and Mario====
The Mario Bros. bloodily (yes, BLOODILY) tear apart Venom and
Carnage in this psycho battle.
{{#widget:YouTube|id=x6QPoLXe3pM}}
====Carnage and Venom vs. Sonic the Hedgehog and Shadow the Hedehog, on a NSMB stage, with Jet Set Radio music?!====
The header says it all.
{{#widget:YouTube|id=DMzugwvFxwM}}
==Looney Tunes==
====The Wabbit Season/Duck Season Trilogy====
You cannot POSSIBLY call yourself a Looney Tunes fan without
seeing these three classics. Fear not! They are all handily
contained on my page.
'''Wabbit Seasoning'''
{{#widget:YouTube|id=5g9vijUcOac}}
'''Wabbit Fire'''
{{#widget:YouTube|id=ga82ecXZuUs}}
'''Duck, Rabbit, Duck'''
{{#widget:YouTube|id=3w01ea87l8M}}
====Ain't That Ducky====
A rather early Daffy Duck cartoon that has Daffy Duck and a hapless hunter
pitting their wits against a small, loudmouth duck gaurding a mysterious
secret concealed in a briefcase.
{{#widget:YouTube|id=1TMt5Mwb48A}}
====Ali Baba Bunny====
Daffy's greediness gets the best of him when he and Bugs journey
to Pismo Beach, miss that left turn at Alberquerque, and
end up in a setting straight out of Arabian Nights. (This
cartoon is intersting because I, as a matter of fact, live
half an hour fom Pismo Beach myself).
{{#widget:YouTube|id=hEjarcR9duw}}
====Dripalong Daffy====
Daffy "Dripalong" Duck and his side-kick-pal-deputy-comic relief
arrive to "clean up' an old western town whose cemetery
contains over 40,000 dead sheriffs.
{{#widget:YouTube|id=1snE6mMHyUA}}
====The Ducksters====
Daffy Duck hijacks Porky Pig into being a contestant
on his decidedly psycho game show. One of the funniest ever.
{{#widget:YouTube|id=pZgfnpJKePU}}
====Porky's Hare Hunt====
Bugs Bunny's first appearence, in which he terrorizes
a very early Porky Pig and his hunting dog. Very interesting,
especially Bugs's early laugh. HEE haa HOO he ha ha ha HOO!
{{#widget:YouTube|id=4ojG4BVUzqI}}
====Daffy Duck and the Dinosaur====
An extremely early non-antomorphic Daffy terorizes
a caveman and his dinosaur companion. The jokes aren't
all that funny, but Daffy's voice sure is.
{{#widget:YouTube|id=2Mtx_mOnogk}}
====Scaredy Cat====
Porky Pig buys an old house in the middle of
nowhere and moves in with Sylvester, his pet. What
he doesn't know is that the houe is inhabited by homicdal mice
who murdered the former owner, and Sylvester is the only one who notices them.
Sylvester is still in the very early stages here;
he doesn't even talk yet, which makes for interesting
situations when trying to point out homicidal mice. This is also
the first in a series of wonderful "Pantomime Horror" cartoons. The others
are floating around on the internet, but it'll take a lot of work to
find them (The others are "Claws for Alarm" and "Jumping Jupiter".
{{#widget:YouTube|id=QVV7RyKTcN0}}
====Ballot Box Bunny====
Yosemite Sam v. Bugs Bunny. Enough said.
{{#widget:YouTube|id=RTfaQcKf9Gc}}
====Falling Hare====
An early WWII Bugs faces off against a muderous
Gremlin who gets the best of him. Again and again and again.
One of my favorites.
{{#widget:YouTube|id=7l8mWGCeBu8}}
====Highdiving Hare====
Yosemite Sam's favorite theater act gets cancelled and he forces
Bugs Bunny, the act announcer, to take his place. Unfortunately for
Bugs, the act involves diving 400 feet into a tub of water.
[http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-6845224696438746976&sourceid=zeitgeist]
====Captain Hareblower====
Pirate Sam and Captain Bunny engage in an enaging battle on the high seas.
[http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-3274382137005127076]
====Beanstalk Bunny====
Daffy Duck, Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd warp the story of Jack and the Beanstalk beyond repair.
[http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=2027105527]
====Big Top Bunny====
Bugs Bunny steals the spotlight at a circus and the former star, an acrobatic
bear, plots to get it back.
{{#widget:YouTube|id=ZvlO2AxiYwU}}
====Haredevil Hare====
Bugs Bunny is forced into a moon trip and witnesses the first appearence
of Marvin the Martian. AND K-9. AND The Uranium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.
[http://crackle.com/c/Family_Friendly/Haredevil_Hare_Marvin_Martian/1769219]
====The Hasty Hare====
Marvin the Martian and K-9 return to Earth to bag an Earth specimen and
have the misfortune of hijacking Bugs Bunny.
Marvin: "You make me angry. *pant pant pant* VERY angry. *pant pant* VERY ANGRY."
[http://www.vidilife.com/video_play_1014326_The_Hasty_Hare.htm]
====Hare-Way to the Stars====
Once again, Marvin the Martian's plane to blow up the Earth with the
Uranium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator is foiled by Bugs Bunny, who
unknowlingly hitched a ride on a space shuttle.
[http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=747695403]
====Daffy Duck Slept Here====
Porky Pig has the bad luck to find that the only hotel
room availible in the whole city has him rooming
with Daffy Duck.
{{#widget:YouTube|id=sb6bFgOhfTI}}
====A Tale of Two Kitties====
One of the first appearences of Tweety Bird, this WWII
cartoon has him pitting wits against two puddy-tats who
are very, very hungry.
"Aw-waid! Aw-waid! <big><big>TURN OUT THOSE LIGHTS!</big></big>


<big><big>COMING SOON</big></big>
{{#widget:YouTube|id=blHmI1iHrJA}}


====Tweety's Circus====
Just another normal Tweety vs. Sylvester cartoon.


====Looney Tunes====
{{#widget:YouTube|id=cEt7GHhTLBc}}


====Duck Dogers in the 24th and 1/2 Century====
A true classic. Watch it now.


<big><big>COMING SOON</big></big>
[http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=42704]


====Duck Dogers in the Return of the 24th and 1/2 Century====
The sequel to the above. Not as good as the original.
[http://www.vidilife.com/video_play_1014934_Duck_Dodgers_The_Return_of_the_24th_and_1_Half_Cen.htm]
====Hillbilly Hare====
Bugs takes a vacation in the Ozarks and starts a feud between him and
two redneck brothers.
{{#widget:YouTube|id=eg_wc8CjmtE}}
====Water, Water Every Hare====
A mad scientist kidnaps Bugs to use his brain in his robot.
Bugs escapes, Gossamer the Big Red Monster is turned loose, and
hilarity ensues.
{{#widget:YouTube|id=IKY-opT6yyo}}
====Duck Amuck====
I've saved the best for last; this is by far the greatest cartoon ever.
Daffy Duck is drawn without a voice, as a four-legged, flower-headed screwball, is cloned,
is put without scenery and more by an evil pencil-wielding mystery cartoonist.
{{#widget:YouTube|id=KjqBnun0YXs}}


===Listen!===
===Listen!===
Listen to the sounds of FTW Mario soundtracks.
Listen to the sounds of FTW Mario soundtracks.


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===See More!===
==See More!==
Link to my favorite websites!
Link to my favorite websites!


[http://www.forum.mariowiki.com MarioWiki Forum]: You know what.
[https://www.marioboards.com MarioWiki Forum]: You know what.


[http://www.vgcats.com vgCats]: This comic, featuring cats that do hilarious skits in the name of gaming parodies,
[http://www.vgcats.com vgCats]: This comic, featuring cats that do hilarious skits in the name of gaming parodies,
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===Awesome SM64 Glitch Speedrun===
===Awesome SM64 Glitch Speedrun===
<youtube>n10fQJHmSk8</youtube>
{{#widget:YouTube|id=n10fQJHmSk8}}


===THE STORY THAT NEVER ENDS!===
===THE STORY THAT NEVER ENDS!===
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Slice cheese medium thin, then set aside. Butter bread slightly, then add cheese. Make it look like a normal sandwich, then butter the top semi-thickly. (The secret!) Then toast/grill/fry until nut brown and sizzling, done all the way through. If grilling/frying, butter BOTH sides. Eat with gusto!
Slice cheese medium thin, then set aside. Butter bread slightly, then add cheese. Make it look like a normal sandwich, then butter the top semi-thickly. (The secret!) Then toast/grill/fry until nut brown and sizzling, done all the way through. If grilling/frying, butter BOTH sides. Eat with gusto!


[[Image:You roffle my waffles .jpg|center|thumb|Waffles are th3 PWNED l33tn3$$.]]
[[File:You roffle my waffles .jpg|center|thumb|Waffles are th3 PWNED l33tn3$$.]]


===You know you're living in 2007 when...===
===You know you're living in 2007 when...===
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AND NOW U R LAFNG at yourself.
AND NOW U R LAFNG at yourself.


[[image:bowsers_uvula_exposed.jpg|center|frame|A completely random pic that I like.]]
[[File:SM64DS Mario swinging Bowser screenshot.png|center|frame|A completely random pic that I like.]]


===An Ode to an Italian===
===An Ode to an Italian===
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* Nintendo DS Lite (all three colors! I AM A NERD OFFICIALLY!)
* Nintendo DS Lite (all three colors! I AM A NERD OFFICIALLY!)


[[Image:yoshiii.gif|right|frame|A sweet GIF. Credit to Dry Bones for this one.]]MARIO GAMES I HAVE PLAYED
[[File:YoshiDance.gif|right|frame|A sweet GIF. Credit to Dry Bones for this one.]]MARIO GAMES I HAVE PLAYED


* Donkey Kong (Nice arcade game, I can see why it was a big hit! Not beaten)
* Donkey Kong (Nice arcade game, I can see why it was a big hit! Not beaten)
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* Super Paper Mario (A. W. E. S. O. M. E.)
* Super Paper Mario (A. W. E. S. O. M. E.)
* Favorite NON-MARIO game: '''''Kirby's Adventure''''' (Beaten 100%!)
* Favorite NON-MARIO game: '''''Kirby's Adventure''''' (Beaten 100%!)


==Ep-ah-lohg==
==Ep-ah-lohg==