User:Long John Spaghetti

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Long John Spaghetti
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“I am Long John Spaghetti, The Cowboy Meme Lord! Remember that name!.”
Full Name Colton John Kersting
Age 14
Gender Male
Sexual Orientation Straight (Possibly Asexual)
Species Human
Date of Birth June 19th, 2005
Place of Birth North Gwinnett Medical Center, Atlanta, Georgia
Favorite Mario Character Luigi
Known Powers Thunderhand, Super Jump, Poltergust 3000
First Appearance Janurary 20th, 2019
Latest Appearance Still active
Affiliation(s) Mushroom City Car Wash
Wiki Specialty Quotes
MarioBoards Status Active
Long John Spaghetti's Userbox Tower
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Notice! Please obtain my permission before you consider putting it in your userbox tower by asking me on my Discussion Page.


Long John Spaghetti (Sometimes referred to as LJS, John, Johnny, or Johnny Boy) is a regular user on the Super Mario Boards. The account is owned by an American teenaged male, who is a huge fan of Luigi. Fun fact, he is American with Irish descent. Long John Spaghetti joined not to help the wiki grow and prosper, but merely to join the Super Mario Boards, but he was seen lurking around before that. Now, he sometimes edits the wiki and wants to see it turn out to be the reliable site it needs to be. Long John Spaghetti is the founder, owner, CEO, and manager of the Mushroom City Car Wash, the best and most controversial car wash in history. Long John Spaghetti has experience and knowledge of Meme Culture, going as far as to self-proclaim himself as the "Cowboy Meme Lord". He has been diagnosed with ADHD which makes it hard for him to stay on task for long periods of time. He has also been diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome, which makes him have difficulty in social situations, so he often tends to avoid situations where he will be social for extended periods of time.



  • "Hey, Hey, Hey!"
  • "Put the knife down."
  • "Hey, I didn't post a meme. Shocking, huh?"
  • "So, who's going to be the one to go to Wal-Mart when we run out of Pepsi?"



  • Long John Spaghetti's username was inspired by The Super Mario Brothers Super Show! episode "Pirates of Koopa". In a scene where Mario and Luigi sneak into a pirate town, they adopt pirate disguises. Mario becomes Captain Kidder, and Luigi becomes Long John Spaghetti.
  • Long John Spaghetti got banned from the Super Mario Boards on December 3rd, 2019, due to him posting content that violated Rule 11. The ban was repealed on January 2nd, 2020.

External Links

Long John Spaghetti's MarioBoards Profile

Long John Spaghetti's Deviantart Page