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{{italic title|List of ''Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam'' quotes}} | {{italic title|List of ''Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam'' quotes}} | ||
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This is a list of quotes from the game ''[[Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam]]''. | This is a list of quotes from the game ''[[Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam]]''. | ||
==[[Bowser]]== | ==[[Bowser]]== | ||
*''"Even your insults are knockoffs! Get out before I rearrange your face!"'' | *''"Even your insults are knockoffs! Get out before I rearrange your face!"'' | ||
*''"What is it, son?"'' | *''"What is it, son?"'' | ||
*''"Son, I'm busy right now. We can talk later."'' | *''"Son, I'm busy right now. We can talk later."'' | ||
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*''"Junior! Wake up. I have something to show you..."'' | *''"Junior! Wake up. I have something to show you..."'' | ||
*''"Kamek! Fire the boosters. NOW!"'' | *''"Kamek! Fire the boosters. NOW!"'' | ||
*''"What do you think, Junior? I call it... | *''"What do you think, Junior? I call it... NEO BOWSER CASTLE!"'' | ||
*''"Go on, take a look out the window. It'll cheer you up!"'' | *''"Go on, take a look out the window. It'll cheer you up!"'' | ||
*''"Shhh. You're delirious. That's just a piece of garbage on the carpet."'' | *''"Shhh. You're delirious. That's just a piece of garbage on the carpet."'' | ||
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*''"Boom! Nailed it!"'' | *''"Boom! Nailed it!"'' | ||
*''"Bahahaha! Thanks to the hard work of a few unpaid Toads, we're flying in style!"'' | *''"Bahahaha! Thanks to the hard work of a few unpaid Toads, we're flying in style!"'' | ||
*''"And the Mushroom Kingdom will be MINE!"'' | *''"And the Mushroom Kingdom will be MINE!"'' | ||
*''"I meant what I said! You got a problem with that?"'' | *''"I meant what I said! You got a problem with that?"'' | ||
==[[Bowser Jr.]]== | ==[[Bowser Jr.]]== | ||
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*''"But anyway, you showed up at just the right time. It was getting boring around here." | *''"But anyway, you showed up at just the right time. It was getting boring around here." | ||
*''"No way! That's MY name too! Wow! OK then, let's get this party started!"'' | *''"No way! That's MY name too! Wow! OK then, let's get this party started!"'' | ||
*''"You know what, buddy?"'' | |||
*''"I'm bored out of my mind."'' | *''"I'm bored out of my mind."'' | ||
*''"By the way, there's something I've been wondering. Where are you from anyway?"'' | *''"By the way, there's something I've been wondering. Where are you from anyway?"'' | ||
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*''"Um, Dad..."'' | *''"Um, Dad..."'' | ||
*''"Dad... the book..."'' | *''"Dad... the book..."'' | ||
==[[Goomba|Goombas]]== | ==[[Goomba|Goombas]]== | ||
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*''"No one cares! Just capture them!"'' | *''"No one cares! Just capture them!"'' | ||
*''"GET 'EM!"'' | *''"GET 'EM!"'' | ||
==[[Iggy]]== | ==[[Iggy]]== | ||
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*''"I thought we were operating as a collective trust!"'' | *''"I thought we were operating as a collective trust!"'' | ||
*''"Lemmy! That was...CRAZY! Bahaha!"'' | *''"Lemmy! That was...CRAZY! Bahaha!"'' | ||
*''"Forgive us... but DESTROY them!"'' | *''"Forgive us... but DESTROY them!"'' | ||
==[[Kamek]]== | ==[[Kamek]]== | ||
*''"I believe I warned you about this before the battle, [[Bowser Jr.|Your Highness]]. | |||
*''"I believe I warned you about this before the battle, [[Bowser Jr.|Your Highness]]. | |||
==[[King Bob-omb]]== | ==[[King Bob-omb]]== | ||
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*''"I'm sorry... but this is NOT a very relaxing situation."'' | *''"I'm sorry... but this is NOT a very relaxing situation."'' | ||
*''"Tick tock, watch the clock."'' | *''"Tick tock, watch the clock."'' | ||
*''"Grr! this is really making me angry!"'' | |||
*''"Grr! | |||
*''"What?! That's not supposed to happen! What did you do to my timer?"'' | *''"What?! That's not supposed to happen! What did you do to my timer?"'' | ||
*''"I can't lose to these puny brats! I'm a king! I...I have a mustache! Oh. Right. So do they."'' | *''"I can't lose to these puny brats! I'm a king! I...I have a mustache! Oh. Right. So do they."'' | ||
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*''"Look at this little scrap. Friend of yours, is he? Well, if you like your friend, you better stop attacking me! Now don't go thinking its OK to attack my little minion, either. Who knows what could happen if he dropped your little friend there... YOU GOT THAT?"'' | *''"Look at this little scrap. Friend of yours, is he? Well, if you like your friend, you better stop attacking me! Now don't go thinking its OK to attack my little minion, either. Who knows what could happen if he dropped your little friend there... YOU GOT THAT?"'' | ||
*''"You... you really didn't understand? Even when I shouted? Well now this is happening."'' | *''"You... you really didn't understand? Even when I shouted? Well now this is happening."'' | ||
==[[Koopa Troopa|Koopa Troopas]]== | ==[[Koopa Troopa|Koopa Troopas]]== | ||
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*''"If you happen to exit your adventure without saving, you'll restart from a previous save point."'' | *''"If you happen to exit your adventure without saving, you'll restart from a previous save point."'' | ||
*''"And nobody wants that!"'' | *''"And nobody wants that!"'' | ||
==[[Larry]]== | ==[[Larry]]== | ||
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*''"So yeah... We should hear it fire any second now... It's gonna go... BOOOOOM!"'' | *''"So yeah... We should hear it fire any second now... It's gonna go... BOOOOOM!"'' | ||
*''"Yeah! Let me at 'em!"'' | *''"Yeah! Let me at 'em!"'' | ||
*''"Yeah...avenge us, Master Bowser!"'' | *''"Yeah...avenge us, Master Bowser!"'' | ||
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*''"It’s pummelling time!"'' | *''"It’s pummelling time!"'' | ||
*''"I've been thinking... How come you guys get to use battle cards and we don't?"'' | *''"I've been thinking... How come you guys get to use battle cards and we don't?"'' | ||
*''"Larry, we just need | *''"Larry, we just need 2 dark Star Points to use this bad boy!"'' | ||
*''"You’re not as wimpy as you look..."'' | *''"You’re not as wimpy as you look..."'' | ||
*''"Whatever. I’m not impressed! Time for a real leader to step to the plate!"'' | *''"Whatever. I’m not impressed! Time for a real leader to step to the plate!"'' | ||
*''"No. If anything, we're a republic... Wait, what am I saying? WHO CARES? GET MARIO!"'' | *''"No. If anything, we're a republic... Wait, what am I saying? WHO CARES? GET MARIO!"'' | ||
*''"I...I’ve been dethroned..."'' | *''"I...I’ve been dethroned..."'' | ||
==[[Morton]]== | ==[[Morton]]== | ||
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*''"Peach’s Castle is the worst! Peach’s Castle smashed to dust! That don’t rhyme and I don’t care! Master Bowser’s harsh but fair!"'' | *''"Peach’s Castle is the worst! Peach’s Castle smashed to dust! That don’t rhyme and I don’t care! Master Bowser’s harsh but fair!"'' | ||
*''"Guhuhuh... I can't wait to watch this thing destroy Peach's Castle..."'' | *''"Guhuhuh... I can't wait to watch this thing destroy Peach's Castle..."'' | ||
*''"How ya like that? I messed up your battle cards! Go ahead and cry about it. I’ll wait!"'' | |||
*''"How ya like that? I messed up your | |||
*''"Gah! I thought for sure that’d make you cry!"'' | *''"Gah! I thought for sure that’d make you cry!"'' | ||
*''"Lemmy! What are you doing? This is just getting started!"'' | *''"Lemmy! What are you doing? This is just getting started!"'' | ||
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*''"Forgive us...Bowser. I mean…Master Bowser..."'' | *''"Forgive us...Bowser. I mean…Master Bowser..."'' | ||
== | ==Paper Bowser== | ||
*''"I want you to keep an eye on the princesses, Son."'' | *''"I want you to keep an eye on the princesses, Son."'' | ||
*''"No one likes a whiner, Junior."'' | *''"No one likes a whiner, Junior."'' | ||
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*''"Don't answer that, son. Just relax while daddy roasts Mario to a crisp."'' | *''"Don't answer that, son. Just relax while daddy roasts Mario to a crisp."'' | ||
*''"[[Bowser|You]] mean WE'LL rule with iron FISTS, right?"'' | *''"[[Bowser|You]] mean WE'LL rule with iron FISTS, right?"'' | ||
*''"I sure hope you meant OURS just then!"" | |||
*''"You bet I do! I'm taking over this world!"'' | |||
*''"First, we're gonna beat you!"'' | *''"First, we're gonna beat you!"'' | ||
*''"Next, we're going to trap you in this book!"'' | *''"Next, we're going to trap you in this book!"'' | ||
*''"And then we're gonna throw the book into the garbage..."'' | *''"And then we're gonna throw the book into the garbage..."'' | ||
*''"AND LIGHT THE GARBAGE ON FIRE! BWAHAHA!"'' | *''"AND LIGHT THE GARBAGE ON FIRE! BWAHAHA!"'' | ||
== | ==Paper Bowser Jr.== | ||
*''"What!? It’s pretty obvious that YOU’RE the copycat!"'' | *''"What!? It’s pretty obvious that YOU’RE the copycat!"'' | ||
*''"That said, you picked a pretty nice style to jack!"'' | *''"That said, you picked a pretty nice style to jack!"'' | ||
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*''"Hey buddy! Did you check out that awesome papercraft downstairs?"'' | *''"Hey buddy! Did you check out that awesome papercraft downstairs?"'' | ||
*''"It looks just like us!"'' | *''"It looks just like us!"'' | ||
*''"Hey, buddy! The papercraft is so awesome!"'' | *''"Hey, buddy!The papercraft is so awesome!"'' | ||
*''"Whoa! SO cool!"'' | *''"Whoa! SO cool!"'' | ||
*''"We don’t care! We’re not done playing yet!"'' | *''"We don’t care! We’re not done playing yet!"'' | ||
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==Paper Kamek== | ==Paper Kamek== | ||
==Paper Princess Peach== | ==Paper Princess Peach== | ||
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*''"I appreciate your help. Those poor scared Toads..."'' | *''"I appreciate your help. Those poor scared Toads..."'' | ||
*''"Where could all the Paper Toads have gone?"'' | *''"Where could all the Paper Toads have gone?"'' | ||
*''"Whatever do you mean?"'' | *''"Whatever do you mean?"'' | ||
*''"My goodness! You picked quite the hiding spot, didn't you?"'' | *''"My goodness! You picked quite the hiding spot, didn't you?"'' | ||
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==Paper Toads== | ==Paper Toads== | ||
*''"Where am I?"'' | *''"Where am I?"'' | ||
*''"You guys are rounder than | *''"You guys are rounder than a snowman!"'' | ||
*''"Eeeeeeeek!"'' | *''"Eeeeeeeek!"'' | ||
*''"What is this crazy place? Where are all my friends?"'' | *''"What is this crazy place? Where are all my friends?"'' | ||
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*''"Well then, we'd better get back to work."'' | *''"Well then, we'd better get back to work."'' | ||
*''"Good luck on your journey, Mario and Luigi!"'' | *''"Good luck on your journey, Mario and Luigi!"'' | ||
==[[Princess Peach]]== | ==[[Princess Peach]]== | ||
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*''"Here, take it! Just don't tell on me!"'' | *''"Here, take it! Just don't tell on me!"'' | ||
*''"WE’RE NOT PAYING YOU TO CHAT!"'' | *''"WE’RE NOT PAYING YOU TO CHAT!"'' | ||
*''"Course, we're not paying you anyway, but you get what I mean."'' | |||
*''"Hey, Larry! Come help us subdue these prisoners!"'' | *''"Hey, Larry! Come help us subdue these prisoners!"'' | ||
*''"Yeah! This isn’t over, chumps!"'' | *''"Yeah! This isn’t over, chumps!"'' | ||
*''"In the end...I regret...everything."'' | *''"In the end...I regret...everything."'' | ||
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*''"Let's go, Mario!"'' | *''"Let's go, Mario!"'' | ||
*''"Gosh, get a load of this guy!"'' | *''"Gosh, get a load of this guy!"'' | ||
*''"He's flatter than a pepperoni pizza."'' | |||
*''"He's flatter than a pepperoni pizza."'' | |||
*''"Mario! Luigi! When was the last time you battled?"'' | *''"Mario! Luigi! When was the last time you battled?"'' | ||
*''"It's been a while, right? So..."'' | *''"It's been a while, right? So..."'' | ||
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*''"Right. Remember what Paper Princess Peach said..."'' | *''"Right. Remember what Paper Princess Peach said..."'' | ||
*''"If both versions of Bowser's minions teamed up, things could get pretty sticky."'' | *''"If both versions of Bowser's minions teamed up, things could get pretty sticky."'' | ||
*''"Can too!"'' | *''"Can too!"'' | ||
*''"I AM NOT A BEE!!"'' | *''"I AM NOT A BEE!!"'' | ||
*''"... I’m a Star Sprite, duh!"'' | *''"... I’m a Star Sprite, duh!"'' | ||
==[[Toadette]]== | ==[[Toadette]]== | ||
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*''"And it took me three hours to build."'' | *''"And it took me three hours to build."'' | ||
*''"It's true. Sometimes my genius frightens even me."'' | *''"It's true. Sometimes my genius frightens even me."'' | ||
*''"My next project is gonna be a life-sized | *''"My next project is gonna be a life-sized papercraft for you guys!"'' | ||
*''"Good luck on your adventure!"'' | *''"Good luck on your adventure!"'' | ||
*''"I wish I could go with you... I'm actually getting pretty good at [[Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker|this adventuring thing]]."'' | *''"I wish I could go with you... I'm actually getting pretty good at [[Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker|this adventuring thing]]."'' | ||
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*''"I'm going to check out what they're cooking up."'' | *''"I'm going to check out what they're cooking up."'' | ||
*''"Who knows? Maybe we'll end up collaborating on something amazing!"'' | *''"Who knows? Maybe we'll end up collaborating on something amazing!"'' | ||
*''"It's our victory parade!"'' | |||
*''"It's our | |||
*''"C'mon! Let's go!"'' | *''"C'mon! Let's go!"'' | ||
==[[Toad (species)|Toads]]== | ==[[Toad (species)|Toads]]== | ||
*''"You feel that draught?"'' | |||
*''"You feel that draught?"'' | |||
*''"There's a hole somewhere in the wall, and it's letting in cold air. Brrr!"'' | *''"There's a hole somewhere in the wall, and it's letting in cold air. Brrr!"'' | ||
*''"Hmm... is it coming from over here?"'' | *''"Hmm... is it coming from over here?"'' | ||
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*''"Hmm... I see what you mean... It's a little creepy in here."'' | *''"Hmm... I see what you mean... It's a little creepy in here."'' | ||
*''"I opened the curtains! All better?"'' | *''"I opened the curtains! All better?"'' | ||
*''"All right then. where is that | *''"All right then. where is that draught coming from?''" | ||
*''"Aha! There it is!"'' | *''"Aha! There it is!"'' | ||
*''"It's pretty high up... and my legs are pretty short..."'' | *''"It's pretty high up... and my legs are pretty short..."'' | ||
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*''"Um..."'' | *''"Um..."'' | ||
*''"Stop messing around!"'' | *''"Stop messing around!"'' | ||
*''"Can you please see if that's where the draught is coming from?"'' | |||
*''"Can you please see if that's where the draught is coming from?"'' | |||
*''"HEEELP!"'' | *''"HEEELP!"'' | ||
*''"Augh!"'' | *''"Augh!"'' | ||
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*''"STOP!"'' | *''"STOP!"'' | ||
*''"Aw man..."'' | *''"Aw man..."'' | ||
*''"That | *''"That guy just stole a whole bunch of [[Bros. Attack|Bros. Attacks]]!"'' | ||
*''"Without those, we're doomed!"'' | *''"Without those, we're doomed!"'' | ||
*''"It's all over for me, for you, for this kingdom, and for this game too!"'' | *''"It's all over for me, for you, for this kingdom, and for this game too!"'' | ||
*''" | *''"IT'S GAME OVER FOR US ALL!"'' | ||
*''"Huh? You really think you can make do with these two?"'' | *''"Huh? You really think you can make do with these two?"'' | ||
*''"Well, you guys ARE the heroes..."'' | *''"Well, you guys ARE the heroes..."'' | ||
*''"Aw, that's awfully nice of you to say."'' | *''"Aw, that's awfully nice of you to say."'' | ||
*''" | *''"We're so touched!"'' | ||
*''"So please take these with you."'' | *''"So please take these with you."'' | ||
*''"It's nice to practice a new attack before you have to use it for real in battle."'' | *''"It's nice to practice a new attack before you have to use it for real in battle."'' | ||
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*''"Our paper versions are probably just busy doing important stuff back home. We don’t really need their help anyway. The seven of us can handle stuff on our own."'' | *''"Our paper versions are probably just busy doing important stuff back home. We don’t really need their help anyway. The seven of us can handle stuff on our own."'' | ||
*''"You could have just sat quietly in your cell like good little prisoners... But noooo, you had to escape and make us chase after you. So inconsiderate."'' | *''"You could have just sat quietly in your cell like good little prisoners... But noooo, you had to escape and make us chase after you. So inconsiderate."'' | ||
*''"Ugh, it figures. Do we have to do everything ourselves?"'' | *''"Ugh, it figures. Do we have to do everything ourselves?"'' | ||
*''"Stupid Larry! If he had been here, there’s no way we would’ve lost!"'' | *''"Stupid Larry! If he had been here, there’s no way we would’ve lost!"'' | ||
*''"We may have lost to you twice... but we can do better! Just wait until our third, fourth, or fifth fight.... Then you'll see..."'' | *''"We may have lost to you twice... but we can do better! Just wait until our third, fourth, or fifth fight.... Then you'll see..."'' | ||
==[[Wiggler]]== | ==[[Wiggler]]== | ||
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