Editing List of Donkey Kong Country (television series) quotes

{{italic title|List of ''Donkey Kong Country'' (television series) quotes}}
{{rewrite|The quotes that don't make sense by themselves ought to belong in a section for combined dialogue}}
This is a list of quotes from the television show ''[[Donkey Kong Country (television series)|Donkey Kong Country]]'', listed in alphabetical order.

==[[Candy Clone]]==
===Bad Hair Day===
*"''My name's Candy, happy to meet you!''"
*"''Oh yoo-hoo! Donkey Kong!''"
*"''You askin' me in or what?''"
*"''Snip snip, gonna clip, make you my sweet and sexy chimp.''"
*"''Come here, you hunk of love.''"
*"''All done! That wasn't s bad, was it? Do you like it?''"
*"''Trust me, you'll get used to it. Well, I'm outta here.''"
*"''Sure ya will.''"
*"''Let me try, Donkey Kong. Nothing to it, you'd better take it easy, DK.''"
*"''Donkey Kong, I have something for you. It's just a little present, for being such a hero.''"
*"''You know I'm the real thing, DK.''"
*"''Liar. Well, she's the fake.''"
*"''Now that we're alone, how about a big birthday kiss!''"
*"''You got it.''"
==[[General Klump]]==
===Bad Hair Day===
*"''Kritters! The Klaptrap weapons at the ready!''"
*"''Not me, you idiots! At Cranky"s cabin!''"
*"''Follow me! We"re, um, moving in. Hip, hUp, hip, hUp!''"
*"''No mercy! This is my finest hour.''"
*"''But he eliminated, exterminated and yes annihilated your entire army! He's invincible!''"
*"''Yes?''"
*"''Uh, a curse?''"
*"''But... uh... who'll... uh... cut his hair?''"
*"''Would too! If it hit me in the head.''"
*"''This is your finest hour!''"
*"''You heard him, troops. Attach head!''"
*"''UH, AHEM!''"
*"''Uh, AHEM, AHEM?''"
*"''There's, uh, there's been a setback with your plan. My sources tell me that Cranky's cooked up an antidote to the voodoo curse.''"
*"''FIRE!''"

===Ape Foo Young===
*"''Look.''"
*"''Umm... String, him, up!''"
*"''Who's he?''"
*"''WHAT THE... Who are you calling a newt?''"
*"''Umm, uhh, none of our sources have seen or heard of him before.''"
*"''Hip, hup, hip, hup! What you got?''"
*"''Hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup.''"
*"''Hip, hup, hip... Ow! WHAT THE... The prisoner's loose! AFTER HIM!''"
*"''Surrender. You have no way out.''"
*"''CHAAARGE!''"
*"''Where'd he go?''"
*"''Seize him.''"
*"''Nice to be winners for once, huh?''"
*"''Hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup, what you got? Squat! Company, make like you barrel. The art of camouflage, the element of surprise. Hello! Anybody home?''"
*"''You know exactly what I want. Umm... oh yeah! surrender the coconut! And we'll call off the siege.''"
*"''We're under attack! Ready, aim, fire!''"
*"''Ready, squash 'em, and... ''"
*"''Where'd they go?''"
*"''Oh, RETREAT!''"
*"''Stiff upper lip, Your Majesty. We'll get 'em next time.''"
*"''Huh? Your Majesty? ♪Your Majesty?♪ Where'd you go?''"

===Booty and the Beast===
*"''Um, no. This is a very unconventional way to invade enemy territory. A way that's sure to cause me pain, Your Majesty!''"
*"''Yes, sir. Eep!''"
*"''I GOT IT, I GOT, IT! I GOT THE COCONUT! I GOT IT!''"
*"''I GOT IT!''"
*"''Get me out of here!''"
*"''Donkey Kong!''" (along with K. Rool)
*"''Yes, uh, um...''"
*"''Good diversionary tactic, Your Majesty!''"
*"''The enemy's closing in!''"
*"''I'M TRYING, but we're at maximum speed!''"
*"''WE SURRENDER!''"
*"''HEY, SOLDIER? LOOK OUT!''"
*"''B-b-but Your Majesty, we were cornered! YIKES, DONKEY KONG!''"
*"''Uh, ♪BYE-BYE!♪''"
===Barrel, Barrel... Who's Got the Barrel===
*"''Beg your pardon, Your Majesty.''"
*"''Oh well, our troops haven't yet seized it... but... um...''"
*"''But, my spies tell me that the Crystal Coconut is missing.''"
*"''My spies are never wrong. It was last spotted at 0100 hours and launched into orbit by a rocket barrel. Destination and mission unknown.''"
*"''WELL, AYE-AYE, SIR.''"
*"''Hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup. Kritters, halt.''"
*"''The Crystal Coconut.''"
*"''Fibber. It exited the factory in barrel 007, then launched into orbit by rocket barrel at 0100 hours. What was its trajectory plan?''"
*"''Suit yourself. Kritters!''"
*"''007! Hand it over! Hmm... <u>Barrel 007, special delivery to Funky's Flights. Care of Funky Kong, The beach.</u> All right, soldiers, prepare to hit the beach. Company, forward march. Hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup...''"
*"''HALT! Hand over the coconut.''"
*"''Kritters, ready, aim...''"
*"''I won't have to say <u>Fire</u>!
*"''WHAT THE... stop, you moronic, robotic lizards!''"
*"''STOOOOOOOOP!''"
*"''When I said <u>fire</u>, I didn't mean <u>fire</u>!''"
*"''Oh, I give up! What's the use? Soon, King K. Rool will have his Barrel Supersonic Satellite and I'll be nothing but a rest home reptile.''"
*"''THE BARREL!''"
*"''Oh, dear. What do I do now? I promised His Majesty I'd bring back the coconut. My career's almost over as it is. I know, I'll blame it on the Kritters. How could you simple-minded salamanders desert me in my finest hour?''"
*"''Oh, stop your whining. You're going to take the heat and that's that. Forward march. GRIPE, two, three, four. SULK, two, three, four. MOPE, two, three, four. GRIPE, two, three, four.''"
*"''Well... uh... sir... Your High and Mightiness! What I'm trying to say is that the troops deserted me and left me in a precarious situation in the jaws of the enemy, the legendary Eddie the Mean Old Yeti!''"
*"''Oh, dear! This is going to look really, really bad on my resume!''"
*"''Well, as I was explaining, the Crystal Coconut is inside the barrel.''"
*"''They're making off with the coconut!''"
*"''Yipes!''"
*"''What happened? It's a very pretty effect. I guess you'll be needing my services after all.''"

===Kong for a Day===
*"''Why are you consorting with the enemy?''"
*"''SURPRISE ATTACK? WHY DIDN'T I KNOW ABOUT THIS?''"
*"''You?''"
*"''A banana peel?''"
*"''Who? Who's that?''"
*"''He's asleep. Now for the final phase of Operation Crush Kong. Kritters! No holds barred. Do as much damage as physically possible. Ready?''"
*"''Fire.''"
*"''And now for the incriminating evidence. All fingers will point to Donkey Kong. Mission accomplished. Kritters, ready! March!''"
*"''Hip, hip, hip, hup. Whatcha got, hip, hup.''"
*"''Thanks to our military expertise!''"
*"''Uh... I mean thanks to your plan.''"
*"''But why the barrel works? Why not go for the coconut right away?''"
*"''This is a raid!''"
*"''Forget your mommy, you nitwit! Ready, aim, fire!''"
*"''How's that for a barrel of laughs?''"
*"''Ha ha! Look who's here to save the day. It's the half pint ape. Open fire!''"
*"''Donkey Kong?''"
*"''Easy there, big fella!''"
*"''RUN FOR YOU LIFE! EACH LIZARD FOR HIMSELF!''"
===Raiders of the Lost Banana===
*"''Hey! That's gross insubordination!''"
*"''Lardo!''"
*"''He's going to trust that double crossing dodo bird?''"
*"''Count on him?''"
*"''Oh, the humiliation, the dishonor. I'm nothing but a bird watcher! Kritters, march. Hip, hup, Hip, hup, hip, hup...''"
*"''Um... tactical error. I lost them.''"
*"''Well, you lost the coconut, bird brain!''"
*"''Did too, chicken lips!''"
*"''Too!''"
*"''Too!''"
*"''This will score a whole lot of points for me with King K. Rool.''"
*"''I know, I'm fired. But, I ran my own recon mission. I thought you'd like to know, Donkey Kong has in his possession The Golden Banana of Inka Dinka Doo.''"
*"''Yes, your mightiness.''"
*"''Um... The juggle?''"
*"''Yes, sir''"
*"''Well, well, well! The Golden Banana of Inka Dinka Doo. This will be my greatest campaign yet.''"
*"''Yes, your majesty!''"
*"''Uh... Yes sir. KRITTERS, ATTACK!"''
*"''Uh... Kritters?''"
*"''Bye-bye!''"
*"''Bye-bye you lovebirds!''"
*"''Yes, your majesty?''"
*"''GET ME OUT OF HERE!''"
*"''GET OUT OF MY WAY!''"

===Buried Treasure===
*"''General Klump to King K. Rool! You read me, oh high and mightiness? Looking a little pale there, chief.''"
*"''Seems we had some sort of interference. Well, never mind. You're certainly gonna green up around the gills when you hear this.''"
*"''Uh, best we can tell, the apes are mounting a full force, top secret search and rescue operation in the mountain mines, sir.''"
*"''Buried treasure, sir.''"
*"''Um... rocks?''"
*"''Uh... Chief? Are you there, chief? Chief?''"
*"''Hello, chief? Hello, chief, I'm talkin' at you, but you're not listening to me! Chief!''"

===Cranky's Tickle Tonic===
*"''YES! KING K. ROOL, SIR!''"
*"''No, sir! King K. Rool, sir!''"
*"''Right! Well... uh... The disturbance seems to be generated from the vicinity of White Mountains. My scouts have yet to determine the exact location.''"
*"''Uh! Good morning, your majesty. I MEAN, K. ROOL SIR!''"
*"''Yes, sir! A source located, sir. It's Eddie the Mean Old Yeti, sir. Krusha, confirm.''"
*"''Krusha? Krusha!''"
*"''Yes, sir! For sleeping on the job, sir?''"
*"''No suspicious activity whatsoever, sir.''"
*"''I would, indeed, sir.''"
*"''Yes, sir! Put a stop to the banging, sir!''"
*"''Uh? Silence Krusha?''"
*"''Yes, sir, over and...''"
*"''Looks like those boys could use a hand landing that thing. Kritters!''"
*"''Ready and fire!''"
*"''Don't let it out of your sight, Krusha! It's mine! I mean, ours. I mean, King K. Rool's!''"
*"''I'm gonna rendezvous with King K. Rool in the White Mountains to report that our mission was a success. Guard it with your life, Krusha. And no sleeping.''"
*"''Warp speed!''"
*"''Your majesty, sir. Reporting in person. The Crystal Coconut is now in our possession.''"
===Get a Life, Don't Save One===
*"''Does anyone get the drop on us?''"
*"''Huh?''"
*"''Huh?''"
*"''Two apes flyin' around together? Another one droppin' out of the trees? Well this could only mean... Somethin''".
*"''My head hurts!''"
*"''Heh, I'll zoom by and grab that ape in one fell swoop.''"
*"''Ready, Krusha? Now!''"
*"''Whoa, the ape yells!''"
*"''Stop this thing!''"
*"''STOOOOOOOOP! STOOOOOOOOP! Will somebody stop this THIIIIIING?!''"
===Orangutango===
*"''Krusha?!''"
*"''Deploy the tranquilizer dart, sir?''"
*"''And now, the boss of boogie, the dictator of dance, the king of the highland fling...''"
*"''King K. Rool.''"
*"''WHOO, he won, he won. King K. Rool, ladies and non-commissioned gorillas. WHOO, he won, he won. Second contestant, front and centre.''"
*"''Based on audience response, the winner of the orangutango dance contest is...''"
*"''KING K. ROOL.''"
*"''And the consolation prize goes to second place, to runners-up Donkey Kong and Candy, who win a complete set of dance lessons.''"
===Double Date Trouble===
*"''WELL WHAT, KING K. ROOL, SIR?
*"''Huh... Plan?''"
*"''Priority one! Initiate possible offensive strategies, factor estimated casualties, acceptable losses...''"
*"''THAT'S AN AFFIRMATIVE, SIR. Any suggestions?''"
*"''Spy, sir? Yes, sir. Sir, spy.''"
*"''I think I have a plan!''"
*"''Advanced Guard A will reconnoitre with Rear Platoon B, advancing in parallel stages, flank point position...''"
*"''We're going to Cranky's cabin to take the Crystal Coconut. Any questions?''"
*"''TROOP! HALT!''"
*"''YES, SIR! KING K. ROOL, SIR!''"
*"''Hip, hup, hip, hup. Going to grab the coconut.''" (along with Kritters)
*"''Hip, hup, hip, hup...''" (along with Kritters and Krusha)
*"''Yes, King K. Rool, sir.''"
*"''COUNTER ATTACK! TAKE COVER!''"
*"''This isn't a counter attack! We walked into a well-planned ambush.''"
*"''Uh, new plan?''"
*"''INCOMING!''"
*"''New plan, new plan. Uh... KRITTERS, ATTACK!''"
*"''Attack the other way!''"
*"''NO LONGER STANDING!''"

===The Curse of Kongo Bongo===
*"''Simply put, King K. Rool, sir. I have devised a foolproof plan to get the Crystal Coconut away from those flea-festering apes! It's sinister! It's diabolical!''"
*"''It's... Uh... in code.''"
*"''Uh, I'll figure it out! Just need a little time. A, uh, it could stand for <u>ambush</u>, which might be the first stage of my operation.''"
*"''What is it, Krusha?''"
*"''Hmm! Well, you may be onto something there, Krusha.''"
*"''And B stands for a <u>battalion</u>.''"
*"''No! That's P and it's <u>pontoon</u>!''"
*"''Now, C! Well, that could mean <u>Crazy Ivan</u>.''"
*"'' Heh, yeah, making headway, uh... King K. Rool, sir. So far, we"ve managed to decode <u>assault</u>, <u>like lightning</u>, <u>night raid</u>, <u>no prisoners</u> and <u>running shoe</u>.''"
*"''Uh, now, it might be <u>rooster</u>, but that would change everything we"ve got so far.''"
*"''It could also be code for...''"
===Speed===
*"''You lunkhead!''"
*"''Well, a few scratches, couple of missing scales, one heck of a goose egg.''"
*"''Right, and it wasn't easy for me to find that cart either, lunkhead.''"
*"''Yeah, good thing it's got some decent bra... HUH?''"

==[[Green Kroc]]==
===Booty and the Beast===
*"''Plunder, pillage, sack and loot. We stole a coconut from that Cranky old coot.''" (along with Skurvy and Kutlass)
*"''We'll keelhaul them!''"
*"''Plunder, pillage, sack and loot. DK fitted for a sharkskin suit.''" (along with Skurvy and Kutlass)
===Legend of the Crystal Coconut===
*"''That's why we's the scourge of the seven seas! We be pure scum!''"
*"''STEAL BOOTY.''" (along with Skurvy and Kutlass)
*"''Hand over my captain's treasure!''"
*"''AFTER HIM!''"
*"''Stop, you little half-wit dog!''"

===Ape-Nesia===
*"''If we digs any deeper, we'll sink the island.''"
*"''Why does we bury the treasure, Kaptain?''"
*"''But if we just be digging it up again...''"
*"''But I'm your first...''"
*"''Huh, gift-wrap it?''"
*"''Maybe we should get him to dig the holes before we get rid of him.''"
===The Kongo Bongo Festival of Lights===
*"''Aye, and what better gift to steal than the one ye be wantin' most! Eh, captain?''"
*"''STEAL BOOTY.''" (along with Skurvy and Kutlass)
*"''PIRATES ARE PURE SCUM.''" (along with Skurvy and Kutlass)
*"''Skurvy didn't say nothin' about booty on the beach.''"
*"''ARGH! That we be!''" (along with Kutlass)
*"''Fight to the death?''" (along with Kutlass)

==[[Kong Fu (character)|Kong Fu]]==
===Kong Fu===
*"''The particles called electrons turned out to be negatively charged, and have a mass of about one eighteen-hundredth of a single hydrogen atom. Electrons are also fundamental chargers in static electricity. This is best demonstrated by rubbing one's foot along a carpet, then touching an object.''"
*"''Fat-head has a point.''"
*"''Oh be I give Donkey Kong a break, a whole lot of breaks! Not to mention some lumps, bumps and bruises, 'cos when I'm...''"
*"''It was him!''"
*"''He let the little monkey get away, too!''"
*"''Since when does the Donkey Kong Challenge include a pre-game show?''"
*"''One. The answer is one. One piece of string... If it was long enough.''"
*"''Now to finish you off!''"
*"''Now what was that about? A spine-a-less worm?! Yellow-bellied?! Find another chump to do your dirty work. I forfeit!''"

==[[Kritter]]s==
===Bad Hair Day===
*"''A big fat gut!''"
*"''A big fat gut!''"
*"''Hip, hup, hip, hup!''"
*"''Eep!''" (1st Kritter)
*"''Hip... double eep!''" (2nd Kritter)
*"''Hop...''" (3rd Kritter)
*"''Operation: Attach Head completed, sir!''"
*"''ALL HAIL KING K. ROOL!''"
===Ape Foo Young===
*"''A big fat gut!''"
*"''Yup. What's that?''"
===Kong for a Day===
*"''Fat Chance.''"
*"''Donkey Kong!''" (along with Candy and Bluster)
===Raiders of the Lost Banana===
*"''LARDO? Let me at him!''"
*"''Why not?''"

==[[Kutlass (character)|Kutlass]]==
===Booty and the Beast===
*"''Hand over the coconut, or we'll chop ya to bits!''"
*"''No sudden moves or I'll whip ya, matey!''"
*"''Plunder, pillage, sack and loot. We stole a coconut from that Cranky old coot.''" (along with Skurvy and Green Kroc)
*"''We'll deep-six 'em!''"
*"'' Pillage, plunder, sack and steal. Down to the hold goes the shark's next meal.''" (along with Skurvy)
*"''Plunder, pillage, sack and loot. DK fitted for a sharkskin suit.''" (along with Skurvy and Green Kroc)
*"''Stand still and I'll back ya!''"
*"''Stop running, and I'll run you through!''"

===Legend of the Crystal Coconut===
*"''But the pirates don't have honor.''"
*"''STEAL BOOTY.''" (along with Skurvy and Green Kroc)
*"''Avast ye!''"
*"''Who is the goofus doofus now, mate?''"
*"''STOP! HANG ON! DON'T GO!''"

===Ape-Nesia===
*"''Aye. Are you sure we buried our treasure here, Kaptain Skurvy, sir?''"
*"''According to section 3, paragraph 4 of the Pirate Handbook, 'Any and all treasure acquired by ill-gotten means shall and will be systematically buried,' sir.''"
*"''You're Donkey... KROC!''"
*"''Section 6, Paragraph 4, Kaptain Skurvy, sir.''"
*"''Gift-wrap it?''"
*"''Easy for you to say, you just hold the map, you don't have to dig.''"

===The Kongo Bongo Festival of Lights===
*"''STEAL BOOTY.''" (along with Skurvy and Green Kroc)
*"''PIRATES ARE PURE SCUM.''" (along with Skurvy and Green Kroc)
*"''Looks like we be all done!''"
*"''You think we should take it?''"
*"''ARGH! That we be!''" (along with Green Kroc)
*"''Fight to the death?''" (along with Green Kroc)

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