Swoon.exe
- “Booting up Swoon.exe! Activating Nerr2Babe interface mod with real-time wooing!”
- —Francis, Super Paper Mario
Swoon.exe is a dating simulator owned and created by Francis in Super Paper Mario. According to Francis, his is the only known copy of a particular patch for the dating sim in existence. Players will encounter this simulator near the end of Chapter 3-4 (The Battle of Fort Francis); however, they have to make sure that Princess Peach is the currently "active" character before entering Francis' room.
When Peach enters the room and encounters Francis, he takes out his computer with the Swoon.exe application and talks to her through it. He unsuccesfully tries to win her over, even giving her a "Pink Princess" poster out of love. After a set amount of questions from Francis, Peach then questions where Tippi is. When Francis gives her no answer, she takes out Boomer and destroys Francis' computer.
Option Menus
Francis's Option Menu
- Look
- Anime
- Comics
- Hot Babe
- Speak
- Talk to Myself
- Talk to Francine
- Talk to Hot Babe
- Think
- About Anime
- About Video Games
- About the Future
- Disappear
- Smooch
- Inventory
- Use Item
- Give Item
- Platinum Action Figure
- Vintage "Cyborg Wart" comic
- OOP Anime Illustration Book
- Best Anime Anthems Mix Tape
- Limited Edition DVD Set
- Schweet New Video Game
- Rare Card Collection
- "Pink Princess" Signed Poster
- Net Auction Item
Peach's Option Menu
Trivia
- Peach breaks the fourth wall after the last option is chosen, demanding to know who is "picking these answers" for her.
- The scene that plays out after Swoon.exe is initiated is likely a parody of a Dating Simulation Game.
- Francis is the only one who can choose answers, while Peach can only use Pixls, it appears. However, right before she uses Boomer, many other icons for other things besides Pixls (like make-up) can be seen in Peach's option menu, although she is never seen using them.
