Swoon.exe

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Swoon.exe
Peach and Francis communicating through Swoon.exe
“Booting up Swoon.exe! Activating Nerr2Babe interface mod with real-time wooing!”
—Francis, Super Paper Mario

Swoon.exe is a dating simulator owned and created by Francis in Super Paper Mario. According to Francis, his is the only known copy of a particular update for the dating sim in existence. Players will encounter this simulator near the end of Chapter 3-4 (The Battle of Fort Francis); however, they have to make sure that Princess Peach is the current "active" character before entering Francis' room.

When Peach enters the room and encounters Francis, he takes out his computer with the Swoon.exe application and talks to her through it. Francis selects various options from his menu, including talking to Peach and giving her a "Pink Princess" poster out of love, while Peach does not use the options and merely replies. However, Francis' attempts to win Peach over are unsuccessful, and after a set amount of questions from Francis, she gets annoyed and breaks the fourth wall by grumbling "Who's picking these responses for me, anyway?!". She then asks Francis where Tippi is, which causes him confusion since he does not have a "Tippi" option in his menus. Peach then uses her options and selects Boomer, destroying Francis' computer. The entire scene is a parody of a dating simulation game. Swoon.exe's theme is an arrangement of Francis's theme.

Option menus[edit]

Francis's option menu[edit]

  • Look
    • Anime
    • Comics
    • Hot Babe
  • Speak
    • Talk to Myself
    • Talk to Francine
    • Talk to Hot Babe
  • Think
    • About Anime
    • About Video Games
    • About the Future
  • Disappear
  • Smooch
  • Inventory
    • Use Item
    • Give Item
      • Platinum Action Figure
      • Vintage "Cyborg Wart" comic
      • OOP Anime Illustration Book
      • Best Anime Anthems Mix Tape
      • Limited Edition DVD Set
      • Schweet New Video Game
      • Rare Card Collection
      • "Pink Princess" Signed Poster
    • Net Auction Item

Peach's option menu[edit]

(Note: Even if Dashell was obtained prior to Chapter 3, he does not appear in the options.)

Names in other languages[edit]

Language Name Meaning
Japanese ドキドキ♡おしゃべりモード
Doki Doki Oshaberi Mōdo
 Heart-Pounding ♡ Chat Mode

French Drague.exe
 -
German Babezor.exe
 -
Italian Estasi.exe
 Ecstasy.exe
Spanish Buenorras.exe
 Hotties.exe
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