MarioWiki:BJAODN/Proposals/April Fool's 2021

Removals

Remove removals

Removing stuff is bad. As a wiki we should be adding MORE stuff so I propose that we remove removals, therefore from now on we can only make proposals to add more things but no proposals to get rid of things.

Proposer: Waluigi Time (talk)
Deadline: April 8, 2021, 23:59 GMT

Support

1. Waluigi Time (talk) MORE STUFF
2. Wynn Liaw (talk) That proposal to remove Smash coverage will be the last of its kind.
3. Keyblade Master (talk) All worlds begin in darkness, and all so end. M****Wiki is no different.
4. TheDarkStar (talk) - more
5. RHG1951 (talk) Matter can only be shifted into a different state, thus the concept of removal is false.
6. Hewer (talk) The Super Wiki is perfect and therefore nothing should ever be removed from it

Oppose

1. Glowsquid (talk) - Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

   Waluigi Time is the Sithest of Siths. It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 20:15, April 1, 2021 (EDT)

2. 7feetunder (talk) This proposal is counterproductive as long as this article exists. Not to mention this one.
3. Shokora (talk) – Opposing so I have grounds to remove Waluigi Time

Comments

Is this an April Fools proposal or an actual one? Nightwicked Bowser 12:03, April 1, 2021 (EDT)

What do you think? Wynn Liaw 12:04, April 1, 2021 (EDT)

Well excuse me, someone had to make that kind of comment right? Nightwicked Bowser 12:06, April 1, 2021 (EDT)

It's real, getting rid of stuff is bad -- Too Bad! Waluigi Time! 12:10, April 1, 2021 (EDT)

Delete the wiki. Then we'd no longer have anything to remove. 12:09, April 1, 2021 (EDT)

NO that's the opposite of what I'm trying to do, read the proposal again please -- Too Bad! Waluigi Time! 12:10, April 1, 2021 (EDT)

Wouldn't the removal of removal proposals imply that this proposal would also get removed and thus cause a contradiction? BMfan08 (talk) 15:57, April 1, 2021 (EDT)

(Funnily enough, this did end up happening three years later, albeit briefly. - Hewer (talk))

Changes

Worship Sentry Garage

Man this wiki is almost 16 years old and no one worships Sentry Garage yet? Let's change that Proposer: TheDarkStar (talk)
Deadline: Maybe

Yes, hail the sentry garage

1. TheDarkStar (talk) - You will submit to our god
2. 7feetunder (talk) I will submit if it means NO pie.
3. Doc von Schmeltwick (talk) It's from Buoy Base, it must be good.

I'm only here for the pie; what's going on?

1. Hewer (talk) I don't even like pie but it's better than this
2. Ultimate Mr. L (talk) Can we make Sentry Garage into a pie?
3. PinkYoshiFan (talk) Give me pie right now

No, sod off

1. Waluigi Time (talk) that ain't how you spell waluigi, pal

Who should take the red-capped plumber's position?

He is dead. In order to keep this wiki alive, we have to find a replacement for him. I have listed some names which are either associated to him or similar to his name. The 7th, 8th, and 9th options are by User:Waluigi Time. The 10th option is by User:Doc von Schmeltwick. note from waluigi time: i have edited the proposal to be better with options that aren't bad

Proposer: Wynn Liaw (talk)
Deadline: April 8, 2021, 23:59 GMT

Luigi

1. Ultimate Mr. L (talk) On the condition that he takes the form of his superior alter ego.
2. 7feetunder (talk) On the condition that he does NOT take the aforementioned form. Instead, Baby Luigi should be our new overlord. Otherwise, the wiki will just be taken over by the Shroobs instead.

Wario

1. 7feetunder (talk) The red guy wasn't fat enough.

Link

1. Ultimate Mr. L (talk) His name starts with L.
2. RickTommy (talk)

Maria

1. Keyblade Master (talk) As O'Chunks says

Marie

1. TheDarkStar (talk) - We just had March 13 this is plausible
2. Mario jc (talk) DO IT

Marth

1. Wynn Liaw (talk) Good swordman. Also, both the red-capped plumber and Marth begin with "Mar".

Martin Scorsese

1. Ultimate Mr. L (talk) He could take the series in a bold cinematic direction. More importantly, his name also starts with Mar.
2. Mario jc (talk) Sure. He's no Marvel, though.

WAAAAALUIGI

1. Waluigi Time (talk) Best character in the franchise
2. Results May Vary (talk) Per Waluigi Time, if Shigeru Miyamoto won't respect Waluigi, it's our duty to give him the recognition that he deserves.

Steve from Minecraft

1. Waluigi Time (talk) Another good option

sans.

1. Waluigi Time (talk) hehe funny skeleton

DR. ROBOTNIK

1. Doc von Schmeltwick (talk) PIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!!

Pirate Goomba

1. The Mansion (talk) See below.

Pink Donkey Kong Jr.

1. Bazooka Mario (talk)

Leave it

1. Hewer (talk) We'll be fine without him he was annoying anyway
2. Ultimate Mr. L (talk) Not my first choice, but if all else fails, a blank space is more appealing than a commie sociopath.

Comments

This list is terrible, here's some better ones we can use

• Waluigi
• Steve (Minecraft)
• Sans

-- Too Bad! Waluigi Time! 12:21, April 1, 2021 (EDT)

You can add to it if you want. Wynn Liaw 12:22, April 1, 2021 (EDT)

cool thanks -- Too Bad! Waluigi Time! 12:29, April 1, 2021 (EDT)

What, no other fat red guy with mustache? Doc von Schmeltwick (talk) 12:56, April 1, 2021 (EDT)

You can add him. Wynn Liaw 12:58, April 1, 2021 (EDT)

where's noshi. --Glowsquid (talk) 13:07, April 1, 2021 (EDT)

You can add him. Wynn Liaw 13:12, April 1, 2021 (EDT)

Miscellaneous

Pie

Pie

Proposer: Pie
Deadline: Pie

Pie

1. Alex95 (talk) - Pie
2. Wynn Liaw (talk) 3.14159...
3. Waluigi Time (talk) Yum
4. The Mansion (talk) When the moon hits your eye
5. Ultimate Mr. L (talk) I want my pie with some spectral jelly.
6. PinkYoshiFan (talk) Per Wynn Liaw.

Pie

1. TheDarkStar (talk) - I don't know guys maybe this pie is better
2. Hewer (talk) This one tastes better than the other two I verified
3. Power Flotzo (talk) Yes please.

Pie

1. RHG1951 (talk) Pie pie, pie pie pie pie pie pie pie. Pie, pie pie pie pie pie pie. Pie pie, pie pie.
2. Keyblade Master (talk) Insert James May quote "That's a pie" from the Top Gear Motorhome Racing
3. Ultimate Mr. L (talk) Both this one and the first are delicious. Don't listen to liars pushing the second.
4. RickTommy (talk) Wario's pie being brown is not also a reason because it's gravy, but possibly because Wario went in it.

Pie Rat Goomba

1. Doc von Schmeltwick (talk) Best
2. Koopa con Carne (talk) Character

Pirate Goomba

Pirate Goomba is a pirate Goomba.

Proposer: The Mansion
Deadline: When I Actually Care

Yes

1. Hewer (talk) A notable member of the mushroom-like species of basic enemy characters originating from Nintendo's highly popular and successful media franchise Luigi, specifically the party video game Party 8 playable on Nintendo's seventh generation video game console known as the Wii, clad in an attire that greatly resembles that of a nefarious criminal who takes aggressive military action against and gains possession of the property of large sailing vessels intended to transport people and property upon the expanse of salt water that covers the majority of the Earth's surface without permission or legal right to do so nor intent to return said property, is a notable member of the mushroom-like species of basic enemy characters originating from Nintendo's highly popular and successful media franchise Luigi, specifically the party video game Party 8 playable on Nintendo's seventh generation video game console known as the Wii, clad in an attire that greatly resembles that of a nefarious criminal who takes aggressive military action against and gains possession of the property of large sailing vessels intended to transport people and property upon the expanse of salt water that covers the majority of the Earth's surface without permission or legal right to do so nor intent to return said property.
2. TheDarkStar (talk) - yes

Definitely Yes

1. Ultimate Mr. L (talk) Change his name to Pierate Goomba and we have a prime candidate to take M*rio's place.
2. Waluigi Time (talk) He's a PIRATE GOOMBA

Pirate Goomba Wiki for April Fools' 2022

1. Doc von Schmeltwick (talk) Beat ya to it hun
2. Koopa con Carne (talk) glowsquid pleeeeease do this
3. Keyblade Master (talk) Pirate Goomba is a Pirate Goomba is a Pirate Goomba is a Pirate Goomba is a Pirate Goomba is a Pirate Goomba is a Pirate Goomba is a Pirate Goomba