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| {{quote2|On a slightly related note, [[Attacky Sack|ATTACKY SACK]]S ARE THE BANE OF EARTH'S EXISTENCE! WE MUST DO EVERYTHING WE CAN TO NEUTRALIZE THIS IMPENDING THREAT! HURRY, MY BROTHERS, SISTERS, AND NON-BINARY INDIVIDUALS WHO I SHALL ALSO INCORRECTLY REFER TO AS MY SIBLINGS! WE MUST DEVELOP ATTACKY SACK REPELLENT! IT'S LIKE SHARK REPELLENT, BUT WITH 100% MORE [[Chuckola Cola|CHUCKHOLA COLA]]! WE MUST PREVENT THOUST ART ATTACKY SACKS FROM ATTACKY SACKYING OUR [[Yoshi (species)|YOSHI]]S! TO SAY THE THREAT OF THE [[Super Happy Tree|SUPER HAPPY TREE]]'S ENDLESS OMNIPOTENT POWER FALLING INTO THE HANDS OF [[Baby Bowser|BABY BOWSER]] AND HIS COMPATRIOTS IS AN '''UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE NINTH DEGREE!!!!!!'''|An Attacky Sack in disguise|[[William Shakespeare|AwdryFan1997]] and the quest to liberate Planet Earth from [[Super Paper Mario|cringe]] and the like}} | | {{quote|I once started a gang war. I call it a gang war because they all ganged up on me.|The introduction to most of my userpages.}} |
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| | [[File:Joe_MGolf.png|thumb|A ''Mario'' character who also wears sunglasses, has his hair in a ponytail, tucks his shirt in way too often and thinks he's cooler than he really is.]] |
| |image=https://www.mariowiki.com/images/7/77/Joe_MGolf.png<br>The partiest man in the [[MarioWiki:BJAODN/Characters#Talk:Princess Peach|Marioverse]].
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| |full_name=Evidently not [[Gregg Mayles]], that's for certain | |
| |first_appearance=''[[Bowser Jr.'s Journey]]'' ([[List of games by date#1981|1981]])
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| |origin=[[Jewelry Land]]
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| |species=[[Junior (II)|Pink Donkey Kong Junior]]
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| |latest_appearance=Outside [[Starbeans Cafe]], April 12th, 2015. If anyone knows of his current whereabouts, please contact [[King Dedede]], he owes him a foot massage.
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| |latest_portrayal=[[Motley Bossblob]] ([[List of games by date#1992|1992]]-present)
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| Clearly, you underestimate my dangerous potential. For I am none other than Phil Swift, taking a mortal form.
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| == The Dank Meganerd == | | == About Me == |
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| | I forget when I joined this wiki, but I know I had been on it way longer than that. The only reason I joined is because of a single typo I wished to fix but I didn't want my IP address to be public. My first "major" edit was an attempt at rewriting the [[Donkey Kong]] article. The article, as I recall, contained outdated misinformation regarding the identity of Donkey Kong, namely regarding the '''FACT''' that the ''original'' [[Cranky Kong|Donkey Kong]] from the 1981 arcade game is now [[Cranky Kong]], and that the character currently referred to as [[Donkey Kong]] is his grandson. It appeared as though the article was in a strange transitional phase, like, it still had info about Cranky Kong, and yet "clearly" "stated" that the two were not the same character. Anyways, the edit was immediately undone by [[User:Alex95|Alex95]], which is good, because that was a very poorly-written edit. |
| {{userbox|border=#C0C8FF|mainbkgd=#D0F8FF|codebkgd=#77E0E8|codecolor=#000000|code=vg-2|msg=This user is an intermediate gamer, but that's just him being modest ;).}}
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| {{userbox|border=#FF8383|mainbkgd=#FFF0E8|codebkgd=#FF8383|codecolor=#000000|code=<span style="font-size:12pt">prog-0</span>|msg=This user will say he's a n00b programmer, but that's only because of his experience editing on this wiki.}}
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| {{userbox|border=#FF8383|mainbkgd=#FFF0E8|codebkgd=#FF8383|codecolor=#000000|code=<span style="font-size:12pt">sprite-0</span>|msg=This user cannot rip sprites at all, which is inconvenient, for he is a spriter.}}
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| {{userbox|border=#6EF7A7|mainbkgd=#C5FCDC|codebkgd=#6EF7A7|codecolor=black|code=fan-3|msg=This user's favorite videogame character is Protoman. You can tell said user is a true Mega-fan because he spells Megaman as one word with CORRECT CAPITALIZATION.}}
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| {{userbox|border=#77E0E8|mainbkgd=#D0F8FF|codebkgd=#77E0E8|codecolor=black|code=fan-2|msg=This user is a big fan of the video game character Bass.}}
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| {{userbox|border=#77E0E8|mainbkgd=#D0F8FF|codebkgd=#77E0E8|codecolor=black|code=fan-2|msg=This user is a moderate fan of the video game character Zero.}}
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| {{userbox|border=#6EF7A7|mainbkgd=#C5FCDC|codebkgd=#6EF7A7|codecolor=black|code=Nin-3|msg=This user's favorite Nintendo character is [[Dieter]].}}
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| {{userbox|border=#6EF7A7|mainbkgd=#C5FCDC|codebkgd=#6EF7A7|codecolor=black|code=Nin-3|msg=This user's SECOND favorite Nintendo character is [[Ludwig von Koopa]].}}
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| {{userbox|border=#FFB3B3|mainbkgd=#FFE0E8|codebkgd=#FFB3B3|codecolor=black|code=Nin-0|msg=This user dislikes the Nintendo characters Pink Gold Peach, Baby Daisy, Baby Rosalina, etc. due to their unnecessary existence and continual dulling of the Mario characters.}}
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| {{userbox|border=#FFB3B3|mainbkgd=#FFE0E8|codebkgd=#FFB3B3|codecolor=black|code=fan-0|msg=This user dislikes the video games Megaman 8, Megaman X6, Megaman X7, and Megaman X8.}}
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| {{userbox|border=#6EF7A7|mainbkgd=#C5FCDC|codebkgd=#6EF7A7|codecolor=black|code=fan-3|msg=This user thinks that ''Megaman 1, Megaman 2, Megaman 3, Megaman 4, Megaman 5, Megaman 6, Megaman 7, Megaman X4,'' and ''Megaman X5'' are some of the best videogames ever made.}}
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| {{userbox|border=#C0C8FF|mainbkgd=#F0F8FF|codebkgd=#C0C8FF|codecolor=black|code=fan-1|msg=This user thinks the videogames ''Megaman 9, Megaman 10, Megaman X1, Megaman X2,'' and ''Megaman X3'' are overrated, but mostly enjoyable nonetheless.}}
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| {{userbox|border=#6EF7A7|mainbkgd=#C5FCDC|codebkgd=#6EF7A7|codecolor=black|code=fan-3|msg=This user thinks that ''Megaman'' is the best videogame series ever established.}}
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| {{userbox|border=#77E0E8|mainbkgd=#D0F8FF|codebkgd=#77E0E8|codecolor=black|code=fan-2|msg=This user loves the ''Megaman X'' videogame series.}}
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| {{userbox|border=#77E0E8|mainbkgd=#D0F8FF|codebkgd=#77E0E8|codecolor=black|code=fan-2|msg=This user loves the ''Metal Gear Solid'' videogame series, though he's only played the first one. He read the plots of the other games on Wikipedia.}}
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| {{userbox|border=#77E0E8|mainbkgd=#D0F8FF|codebkgd=#77E0E8|codecolor=black|code=fan-2|msg=This user currently owns the consoles Nintendo Wii, Nintendo 3DS, Nintendo Wii U, and Nintendo Switch. And I guess PC counts as well.}}
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| {{userbox|border=#4AC948|mainbkgd=#8CDD81|codebkgd=#ffffff|codecolor=#000000|code=[[File:Mushroom.png|50px]]|msg=This user used to read The 'Shroom.}}
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| {{userbox|border=#0070DD|mainbkgd=#88A6F8|codebkgd=#ffffff|codecolor=#000000|code=[[File:ShroomUserbox.jpg|30px]]|msg=This user formerly wrote for The 'Shroom.}}
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| {{userbox|border=#555555|mainbkgd=lightblue|codebkgd=black|codecolor=black|code=[[File:Discord.png|50px]]|msg=This user can sometimes be found on the [[MarioWiki:Discord servers|Super Mario Wiki Discord server]].}}
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| I forget when I joined this wiki, but I know I had been on it way longer than that. The only reason I joined is because of a single typo I wished to fix but I didn't want my IP address to be public. My first "major" edit was an attempt at rewriting the [[Donkey Kong]] article. The article, as I recall, contained outdated misinformation regarding the identity of Donkey Kong, namely regarding the '''FACT''' that the ''original'' [[Cranky Kong|Donkey Kong]] from the 1981 arcade game is now [[Cranky Kong]], and that the character currently referred to as [[Donkey Kong]] is his grandson. It appeared as though the article was in a strange transitional phase, like, it still had info about Cranky Kong, and yet c l e a r l y s t a t e d that the two were not the same character. Anyways, the edit was immediately undone by [[User:Alex95|Alex95]], which is good, because that was a very poor decision on my part.
| | My relation with the [[Super Mario series]] dates back quite a few years. A friend of mine was a major ''Mario'' fan, and he once brought over a couple games for the [[Wii]] - if I remember correctly, he brought ''[[New Super Mario Bros. Wii]], [[Mario Kart Wii]]'' (everyone had that game; I recently got a copy from a friend), and ''[[Mario Strikers Charged]]''. I distinctly remember wanting to be [[Luigi]] in ''NSMBWii'', but my friend made me be [[Blue Toad (character)|Bucken-Berry]] (that is his name), due to my affinity for the colour blue. Since then, I have come to the realization that Bucken-Berry is better than Luigi in every way, though he ain't got nothing on [[Toadbert]], by boogity. |
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| My relation with the [[Super Mario series]] dates back quite a few years. A friend of mine was a major ''Mario'' fan, and he once brought over a couple games for the [[Wii]] - if I remember correctly, he brought ''[[New Super Mario Bros. Wii]], [[Mario Kart Wii]]'' (everyone had that game; I recently got a copy from a friend), and ''[[Mario Strikers Charged]]''. I distinctly remember wanting to be [[Luigi]] in ''NSMBWii'', but my friend made me be [[Blue Toad (character)|Bucken-Berry]] (that is his name), who I've since learned is the definitive ''Mario'' character. Anyways, when I got my [[Wii U]] around 2013, I got ''[[New Super Mario Bros. U]]'', and couldn't beat the [[Acorn Plains Way|first level]]. In ''NSMBU''. Yes. I later got ''Lego City: Undercover'' and didn't pick up ''Mario'' again for about a year, when I got to around the [[Soda Jungle|World 5]] Tower using [[Super Guide]] and got bored. It was this game that made me obsessed with the [[Koopalings]] for a few years, mix that with a YouTube channel called LuigiFan00001 and BAM I suck at ''Mario'' but [[Ludwig von Koopa|Ludwig]]'s my favorite character, apparently.
| | Anyways, when I got my [[Wii U]] around 2013, I got ''[[New Super Mario Bros. U]]'', and couldn't beat the [[Acorn Plains Way|first level]]. In ''NSMBU''. Yes, I was that bad. I later got ''Lego City: Undercover'' and didn't pick up ''Mario'' again for about a year, when I got to around the [[Soda Jungle|World 5]] Tower using [[Super Guide]] and got bored. It was this game that made me obsessed with the [[Koopalings]] for a few years, mix that with a YouTube channel called LuigiFan00001 and BAM I suck at ''Mario'' but [[Ludwig von Koopa|Ludwig]]'s my favorite character, apparently. |
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| Since then, I have played a very large number of ''Mario'' games, most recently getting ''[[Super Mario 64]]'' from the Wii U eShop (they tax digital games, consumer beware) and also revisiting my childhood with some classic LuigiFan00001 videos. He just recently stopped making ''Angry Birds'' videos, which is fine, because no one plays ''Angry Birds'' anymore, mostly because the new games suck. Go play real games instead; the mobile market is dying like [[United States of America|capitalism]]. | | Since then, I have played a very large number of ''Mario'' games, most recently getting ''[[Super Mario 64]]'' from the Wii U eShop (they tax digital games, consumer beware) and, of course, being here, part of this community. If you were to ask me what my favourite game in the series was, I'd have to say either ''[[Super Mario Galaxy|Galaxy]]'' or ''[[Super Mario Odyssey|Odyssey]]''. My favorite ''Mario'' character is without a doubt [[Dieter]], one of the [[Best Fitness Friends]] from ''[[Bowser Jr.'s Journey]]''. |
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| Also, I created [[MarioWiki:BJAODN/Bedtime for Drain-Head!|a]] BJAODN page. So that's cool. I also created some pages for the rubbish they announced for the 35th anniversary, but they were deleted (which is good).
| | For the wiki, I created [[MarioWiki:BJAODN/Bedtime for Drain-Head!|a]] BJAODN page. So that's cool. I also created some pages for the rubbish they announced for the 35th anniversary, which ended up being so bad that not only were they deleted, but they also ended up on the MarioWiki Twitter page. Hey, I'm proud. Free publicity, and all that. |
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| == Trivia ==
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| * Did you know that YouTube channel TheGamer is a clickbait scam artist that only wants money?
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| * Did you know that was banned from Wikipedia by no fault of my own?
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| * Did you know that [[MarioWiki:BJAODN/Characters#Blue_Yoshi|Blue Yoshi is... um... how do I put this...]]
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| * Did you know that MatPat is now named MatDaddy and deserves more credit for his work despite creating some of the stupidest videos on the entire internet based off "evidence" he pretty much just made up? And did you know he used clickbait and [[MarioWiki:BJAODN/Games#Donkey_Kong_Circus|nearly ruined]] [[MarioWiki:BJAODN/Characters#Princess_Peach|this wiki]]?
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| * Did you know I mean absolutely nothing by any of my statements and am just trying to be funny, and that I am not deliberately trying to insult anyone?
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| * Did you know that [[LEGO Super Mario]] is a bad idea and [[Nintendo]] should back out of it right now; this is not what we asked for?
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| * Did you know that Capcom does not care about the ''Megaman'' franchise, and that despite anything they claim to do now, they still created ''Megaman X6'' and I will never forgive them for it?
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| * Did you know that this is the [[MarioWiki:BJAODN/April Fool's 2019|Super Mario Wiki]]?
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| * Have you heard of the Axis of Gaming? The Dictator (Konami), The Criminal (Capcom), and The Snake-Oil Salesman (Square Enix).
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| * Did you know I hate ''Fire Emblem?'' Actually, no, you probably do...
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| == DO YOU WANNA BE A MILLIONAIRE? ==
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| Here is a link to your grand prize: https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
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| == Gallery<sup>1</sup> (of DOOM!!!<sup>23</sup>) ==
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| Clyde.jpg|I believe this is what cringy children refer to as a "mood" (check the File History, it's the second revision)
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| Waa advice.jpg|This is so bizarre and out of character I thought it was vandalism.
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| MariosBombsAway2.png|Seriously, remember this? I still can't believe MatPat thought Donkey Kong Circus was [[MarioWiki:Canonicity|canon]]! Seriously, the Game & Watch games don't count.
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| Donkey Kong - Back Art - Donkey Kong Country.png|And you thought the ''cartoon'' was bad...
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| Partyngang.jpg|This here is underappreciated. End of story.
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| LM Mario.jpg|What's with the N64 style render all of a sudden? I thought the GameCube was all hi-technicalllllllll- *COUGH* OW!
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| MarioArtistTalentStudio.jpg|Well, this first attempt at Gallery creation has been a fun experience.
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| SNH CN2.jpg|Yep, I have questions. Very much questions.
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| Alienguy.jpg|Yet another underrated German Nintendo comic. Okay, maybe not this one, this one kinda sucks.
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| SML2 Artwork - Wario Alt 4.png|Yep, that's Wario back before he was exposed to garlic. It was crepes back then. He's never been the same since.
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| SML2 Artwork - Hippo.png|S N O R T
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| Logo YTG.jpg|The ancient horror that returns to haunt again. It will always be there. Admit it, it exists.
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| MKT Artwork Baby Rosalina.png|The temporal accident that [[Rosalina's Storybook|should not exist and should never exist]]. I hate this "character" and I will never forgive Nintendo for creating it.
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| == I '''WILL''' HAVE A TABLE OF CONTENTS ON MY USERPAGE! ==
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| You cannot stop me from fulfilling my evil desires! I am inevitable! Fururururururururu!
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| == Where else I can be found == | | == Where else I can be found == |
| Since [https://zeldawiki.info/The_Legend_of_Zelda_Wiki| Triforce Wiki] is not yet officially part of [[NIWA]], I'll have to link it through text like a SCRUB: https://zeldawiki.info/User:AwdryFan1997. Note that I am well versed in the ways of the [[CD-i]]. | | Since [https://zeldawiki.info/The_Legend_of_Zelda_Wiki| Triforce Wiki] is not yet officially part of [[NIWA]], I'll have to link it through text like a SCRUB: https://zeldawiki.info/User:AwdryFan1997. Note that I am well versed in the ways of the [[CD-i]]. |
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| I am also an admin on the [https://mushroom-city-car-wash.fandom.com/wiki/User:AwdryFan1997 Mushroom City Car Wash Wiki], the wiki for that one really popular roleplay on MarioBoards. I don't think that's irony, but it's definitely strange if you weren't there. | | I am also an admin on the [https://mushroom-city-car-wash.fandom.com/wiki/User:AwdryFan1997 Mushroom City Car Wash Wiki], the wiki for that one really popular roleplay on MarioBoards, which I contributed to up until I got banned. |
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| | == Trivia == |
| | *''[[Mama Luigi]]'' was aired on the fiftieth anniversary of Pearl Harbor. |
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| <sup>1</sup>I did not upload these images. I simply rediscovered them. Some should've stayed buried.
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| <sup>2</sup>Please do not use if you are allergic to doom or its ingredients.
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| <sup>3</sup>Does not include images pertaining to the Doom franchise. Sincerest apologies to the guy who thought it did.
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- “I once started a gang war. I call it a gang war because they all ganged up on me.”
- —The introduction to most of my userpages.
A
Mario character who also wears sunglasses, has his hair in a ponytail, tucks his shirt in way too often and thinks he's cooler than he really is.
Living.
About Me
I forget when I joined this wiki, but I know I had been on it way longer than that. The only reason I joined is because of a single typo I wished to fix but I didn't want my IP address to be public. My first "major" edit was an attempt at rewriting the Donkey Kong article. The article, as I recall, contained outdated misinformation regarding the identity of Donkey Kong, namely regarding the FACT that the original Donkey Kong from the 1981 arcade game is now Cranky Kong, and that the character currently referred to as Donkey Kong is his grandson. It appeared as though the article was in a strange transitional phase, like, it still had info about Cranky Kong, and yet "clearly" "stated" that the two were not the same character. Anyways, the edit was immediately undone by Alex95, which is good, because that was a very poorly-written edit.
My relation with the Super Mario series dates back quite a few years. A friend of mine was a major Mario fan, and he once brought over a couple games for the Wii - if I remember correctly, he brought New Super Mario Bros. Wii, Mario Kart Wii (everyone had that game; I recently got a copy from a friend), and Mario Strikers Charged. I distinctly remember wanting to be Luigi in NSMBWii, but my friend made me be Bucken-Berry (that is his name), due to my affinity for the colour blue. Since then, I have come to the realization that Bucken-Berry is better than Luigi in every way, though he ain't got nothing on Toadbert, by boogity.
Anyways, when I got my Wii U around 2013, I got New Super Mario Bros. U, and couldn't beat the first level. In NSMBU. Yes, I was that bad. I later got Lego City: Undercover and didn't pick up Mario again for about a year, when I got to around the World 5 Tower using Super Guide and got bored. It was this game that made me obsessed with the Koopalings for a few years, mix that with a YouTube channel called LuigiFan00001 and BAM I suck at Mario but Ludwig's my favorite character, apparently.
Since then, I have played a very large number of Mario games, most recently getting Super Mario 64 from the Wii U eShop (they tax digital games, consumer beware) and, of course, being here, part of this community. If you were to ask me what my favourite game in the series was, I'd have to say either Galaxy or Odyssey. My favorite Mario character is without a doubt Dieter, one of the Best Fitness Friends from Bowser Jr.'s Journey.
For the wiki, I created a BJAODN page. So that's cool. I also created some pages for the rubbish they announced for the 35th anniversary, which ended up being so bad that not only were they deleted, but they also ended up on the MarioWiki Twitter page. Hey, I'm proud. Free publicity, and all that.
Where else I can be found
Since Triforce Wiki is not yet officially part of NIWA, I'll have to link it through text like a SCRUB: https://zeldawiki.info/User:AwdryFan1997. Note that I am well versed in the ways of the CD-i.
I am also an admin on the Mushroom City Car Wash Wiki, the wiki for that one really popular roleplay on MarioBoards, which I contributed to up until I got banned.
Trivia
- Mama Luigi was aired on the fiftieth anniversary of Pearl Harbor.
- Bowser is canonically a capitalist.
The Long End of Bungle Bim (Satire)
bungle bim also nown as bungel bimmy is domkey kongs long lost twin brothr he ets penuts fro beckfest he aso liek chikin nudel soop fo luanch hay u guyes pla cal ov dudy kuz i liek hallo laso plz doen delet ths pag i wrok vare hrad on ti
Super Smash Bros. series
Bungle Bim first appears in the original Super Smash Bros. as the game's only Trophy. He appears in Super Smash Bros. Melee as a boss in Classic Mode, and his only attack is Hand Slap, an attack that slaps. In Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Bimmy appears as a playable fighter, though his only attack is still Hand Slap, the cans of fruit. He returns in Super Smash Bros. for Wii U with no changes whatsoever, though he was not in the 3DS version because the Hand Slap attack caused the system to self-destruct. Why they didn't choose Ice Climbers instead is still a question being asked in scientific circles to this very day. He returns in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, now with a neutral aerial attack titled Roll, which makes him curl up into the fetal position. Masahiro Sakurai has gone on record saying that Bimmy will return in the next Smash game, even if he isn't directing it.
Actual Significant Appearances Pertaining to the Mario Franchise
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