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| | [[File:SMB Smallmario.png|160px|none|left|alt=So retro|So retro]] |
| | | Sprite of Mario in the original 1985 NES game, Super Mario Bros. |
| [[Image:Bowser222.jpg|frame|right|Bill Gates in his Prime]] | |
| Bill Gates was born in the year 56 B.C. He owns pretty much everything. Never tell him you don't work for him, because he will only smile and say "That's what you think." He once said this to president. Which is true, since the president works for the people of America, and 99.999999 percent of American people work for Bill Gates. Thus we can determine that we are actually being governed by Bill Gates.
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| Bill Gates is also a monkey named George. George is from [[The Sun]]. He had to leave when the sun got [[Angry Sun|angry]]. This took place when George was young. At age 7, I think. At age 10 he moved [[Toad Town|here]]. The dim-witted [[Toad (species)|mushroom people]] were easily tricked into slavery. He quickly grew bored, changed his name to Bill Gates, and moved [[Rogueport Sewers|here]]. His vacation home is [[Earth|here]].
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| | title = Owner of Earth
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Revision as of 04:40, May 18, 2024
Sprite of Mario in the original 1985 NES game, Super Mario Bros.
