User:Walkazo

Greetings. The name's Walkazo, as you may have guessed from this article's title. I'm sharing this account with my little brother, but since its my name he's using, I'll be the foremost sibling when it comes to idle chit-chat (like all this fluff).

Firstly, about me, the older sister Walkazo... Well, I love Mario stuff, but I hate Mario himself. I dream of the day Nintendo creates a game in which Bowser is the titular character and finally gets his long-awaited victory over that accursed plumber. I also hope that some day the people at Nintendo will make sence of all the Marioverse/timeline issues they've cooked up over the years. Unfortunatley, neither is likely to happen anytime soon, so I compensate with writing Bowser-centric fanfiction and my own personal writeup of the Mario series (an ongoing project). I also hope to someday play all the Mario games in existance, even the bad ones like Mario is Missing, and that's about it for me in relation to Mario.

Now, about my little brother who's not actually Walkazo but Pantaro Paratroopa... Uh, he likes Bowser too, and is a big fan of anything to do with NC (Neglected Characters).

Walkazo's Userbox Tower

BOWSER RULES!!! This user Supports the Koopa Troop

MARIO DROOLS This user HATES Mario

File:Controller example.png This user is addicted to video games.

fan-1 This user is a fan of the video game character Bowser Jr.

fan-2 This user is a big fan of the video game characters Iggy Koopa, Morton Koopa Jr. Lemmy Koopa, Ludwig Von Koopa, Roy Koopa, Wendy O. Koopa, and Larry Koopa.

fan-3 This user's favorite videogame character is Bowser.

File:Pokéball small.jpg This user plays the Pokémon series.

SSS/SSB This user is a Super Smash Sister/Brother tag-team!

This user is addicted to the Internet.

UBX This user hopes you read each and every one of (her and her brother's) userboxes! or else...

File:Plus sign.png This user creates his or her own userboxes by changing other userboxes.

File:Box open.png This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!

File:Check small.png This user is probably online.

This user loves CHEESE! (on potatoes).

This user thinks Mario must die like the hundreds of goombas he squashed mercillesly throughout his many overrated adventures.

This user has Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door and named her blue Yoshi, G-YO. (File A)

This user has Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door and named his pink Yoshi, H-YO. (File B)

Pixl This user's favorite Pixl is Carrie.

This user really wants to watch Mario cartoons.

This user prefers Luigi over Mario

This user thinks Bowser looks old in this picture.

UPDATE RESOP This User thinks Jay Resop should update NC much more often

GET ON WITH IT JAY! This User thinks Jay Resop should atleast update NC bi-monthly!

Walkazo's Portion of the Page

See above.

Spritework

This is my second version of me and my brother's sprites. The Paratroopa sprites at the top of the page are Pantaro Paratroopa and the Dragon-Koopa at the bottom is me, Walkazo (the image is actually my idea of what Bowser's wife looks like (called Bowselta), but I use her as my avatar). I included alternative expressions for both me and PP (middle left and centre, respectively) as well as spritework of a Shroob laser and sprites of PP holding one (centre page). Finally, I also included sprites of my pet Shovelnose Catfish, Biggles (top left), and of my local Grackles (a species of North American Blackbird), who my family has been monitoring for the last four years (middle right). The animals are part of my character's special ability "Call of the Wild" in which I call either the flock of Grackles (or Biggles if I'm in the water) to attack my enemies.

This is a work in progress. I hope to include more sprites of Biggles (who, in reality, is only about a foot long, not giant like I have made him in my spritework), as well as some sprites of PP and I as our chameleon namesakes.

PP's (Walkazo's brother's) Portion of the Page

Just so you know, Pantaro Paratroopa is speaking here.

My lifes troubles

I can tell you that I have Asperger Syndrome (a brain condition which brings 'above average intelligence' yet slightly demured social skills), though most educational authorities think I have Autism (a similar condition that manifests different social and learning handicaps that don't apply to me) AND IT IS DRIVING ME BONKERS! And that is the biggest trouble in my life, the second biggest is that I failed to capture Kyogre in Pokémon Sapphire, the bright side is that Walkazo prefers Groudon.

More Spritework

I have a sprite comic idea. Go to the talk page if you want to see the plot, or be in it the plot involves the distruction of Un-Mario Wiki (similar to the distruction of the Sammer's Kingdom, but the main characters go to another wiki, and a pokémon battle with the remains of the Pokémon Synegate (or whatever it's called), and more. The comic will start when enough users sign up, and though I have sprites of myself, I am not good at editing sprites and making sheets; so Walkazo's gotta do it, but she's busy with homeowrk a lot of the time. (I'll move this to a subpage once I know how to make them.) Once Walkazo finishes our sprites, the comic will begin, at the rate of a panel a day, maybe more, I will post a notice here when a new part is about to be releaced.

Comic production begins. Prolog Production state: Uploading comic.

Requirements before next part's production begins: 1 Cameo.

Feature Presentation

Not on yet but will be soon.

Main Characters

• PP
• Walkazo
• Max2
• Lario
• LilBooster

Minor roles

• (A legend of zelda fan, preferably one that beat Wind Waker (talk to me if you fit the criteria))
• (A pokémon trainer (member of bulbapedia))
• (Someone that can use Goombella's and Goombario's tattle)
• Someone to explain the music system (Filled by Master Crash)

Fighters

5 fighters, but everyones attack must have something to do with light, Fire, Laser blasts, Lightbulbs, Lightning, even Flashlights. To sign up, talk, state if you want to be a fighter, and form of light, like firebreath, etc.

Main characters will also contribute to the fighting.

Lightless fighters

3 characters will contribute to the fight with attacks not related to light, like Punching, Kicking, Blasts of a non-light produsing element. (but never do these in real life)

Cameos

Roles open, up to 20 cameos, 6 nessesary.

Sysops

All sysops will be in it unless they tell me that they don't want to be in it.

Pokémon

Several of them will apear in the story.

Name-Level Trainer

Steely-Wing 2 (Skarmory)-Level 100 Walkazo's

AAAAAAAAAA (Blastoise)-Level 100 Walkazo's

Roserade-Level 65 PP's

Tyco (Typhlosion)-Level 37 Max2's

MTD (Pachirisu)-Level 50 Max2's

Feraligatr-Level 60 Lario's

Carl the Piplup-Level 50 Plumber's (If he signs up)

Cresselia-Level 50 ???'s

Don Grou (Groudon)-Level 100 ???'s

Missingno.-Level above 100 ???'s

Spiritomb-Level 12 ---'s

Mew-Level 43 ---'s

Regice-Level 52 ---'s

Zapdos-Level 65 ---'s

Machamp-Level Unown (had to use that pun) ---'s

Azelf-Level 96 ---'s

just so you know, --- is who signs up for the minor role as Pokémon trainer.

Mew, as seen In Super Smash Bros. Melee

Trivia

This User's 1st Page crated other than the Userpage is Fish Bones not to be confused with Fishbone, as Fish Bones was once not a redirect.

Walkazo beat (in this user's opinion) the hardest level of Super Mario Sunshine, Sirena Beach 6 on April Fools Day, leading Pantaro Paratroopa to beleive she was just jocking about it.

Both Walkazo and Pantaro Paratroopa are named after lizards (Walkazo was a Veiled Chameleon and Pantaro is a Panther Chameleon).

Happy 7000th article Super Mario Wiki!!!

Quotes

Howdy - General Practitioner Donez, NC short 54 (English)

I have giant knives instead of arms - Giant-Knives-Instead-Of-Arms-Man (Wart)

? - Shy Vs. Shy spies

You Lousy - Waluigi

PP's Quotes

Pft. If Jay wants to stop me, he can get of his lazy butt and stop me. - Fred, NC short 62.

Never leave home without a laser blaster or a fish, If you did leave home without either one, you're sane, or still have school left. - PP

Wow, that suit stinks - Goomba #1, NC short 53, "smells like a foot suit"

(Gasp) He always smells like that, - Goomba #2, Nc short 53, "smells like a foot suit"

The Trouble Center is in trouble - PP

Walkazo's Quotes

Mammamia, I'm-a-hungry for some pasta. - Mario, "Mario's Diary" by Walkazo.

I hate people, I think they're all stupid. - Percy, Starhunter

Mooore glue! Moooooore Boooraaax! - Alexander, 2005.

And now for something completely diffrent

File:MegasmilaxMarioWiki.gif He'll eat you.

File:Pebble.gif PP: "I kick this in your face."

Luigi is singing opra!

Lyk... Rawr?

W00T! Bowser!

File:WaluigiMarioTennis.jpg "They all lousy!"

Makes me wish Bowser is in Mario Party 9 as a partygoer...

Walkazo: "Beleive it or not, it is possible to see the Yoshi Cheek Pond while racing in Mario Kart: Double Dash!!, if you hit the edge of the course at just the right angle and speed, you will fly up high enough to peek over the wall. What does it look like? That is for me to know, and you to find out."

And Now, It's...

Stats!