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==New features== | ==New features== | ||
===Bring back the funnest fake new message box ever=== | ===Bring back the funnest fake new message box ever=== | ||
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'''Deadline:''' A.P.R.I.L. 15, 2019, 23:59 GMT (as in '''A'''dventure, '''P'''erseverance, '''R'''ighteousness, '''I'''deals, and '''L'''eadership) | '''Deadline:''' A.P.R.I.L. 15, 2019, 23:59 GMT (as in '''A'''dventure, '''P'''erseverance, '''R'''ighteousness, '''I'''deals, and '''L'''eadership) | ||
====It's Toadette time!==== | |||
#{{User|Toadette the Achiever}} By supporting this, you are a friend of Toadette. And of me. | #{{User|Toadette the Achiever}} By supporting this, you are a friend of Toadette. And of me. | ||
#{{User|FanOfYoshi}} It's Toadette the Achiever time! | #{{User|FanOfYoshi}} It's Toadette the Achiever time! | ||
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#I totally love fake new message boxes. It's not like they're obnoxious or anything. {{User:Baby Luigi/sig}} 18:17, April 1, 2019 (EDT) | #I totally love fake new message boxes. It's not like they're obnoxious or anything. {{User:Baby Luigi/sig}} 18:17, April 1, 2019 (EDT) | ||
====Toadette is TRASH!==== | |||
#{{User|Doc von Schmeltwick}} Sorry Toadette the Underachiever-and-proud-of-it-man, but I recall joining for the sole purpose of fixing a screw-up you yourself made. Clefts are not Poison Bloopers. | #{{User|Doc von Schmeltwick}} Sorry Toadette the Underachiever-and-proud-of-it-man, but I recall joining for the sole purpose of fixing a screw-up you yourself made. Clefts are not Poison Bloopers. | ||
#{{User|Waluigi Time}} Toadette is inferior to characters like Waluigi and Funky Kong, and of course the one and only Pink Donkey Kong Jr. himself. They deserve chatboxes first. | #{{User|Waluigi Time}} Toadette is inferior to characters like Waluigi and Funky Kong, and of course the one and only Pink Donkey Kong Jr. himself. They deserve chatboxes first. | ||
#{{User|Ultimate Mr. L}} Toadette (the secret identity of the Weighted Companion Cube) will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. In the event that Toadette does speak, the Wiki urges you to disregard her advice. Because of this, Toadette cannot accompany you during the remainder of your editing career and, unfortunately, must be euthanized. Destroy Toadette or the editing cannot continue. | #{{User|Ultimate Mr. L}} Toadette (the secret identity of the Weighted Companion Cube) will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. In the event that Toadette does speak, the Wiki urges you to disregard her advice. Because of this, Toadette cannot accompany you during the remainder of your editing career and, unfortunately, must be euthanized. Destroy Toadette or the editing cannot continue. | ||
====Toadette's chatbox==== | |||
Toadette is only worth existing in the fan game ''Psycho Toadette''. #ChangeMyMind [[User:Doc von Schmeltwick|Doc von Schmeltwick]] ([[User talk:Doc von Schmeltwick|talk]]) 00:21, April 1, 2019 (EDT) | Toadette is only worth existing in the fan game ''Psycho Toadette''. #ChangeMyMind [[User:Doc von Schmeltwick|Doc von Schmeltwick]] ([[User talk:Doc von Schmeltwick|talk]]) 00:21, April 1, 2019 (EDT) | ||
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'''Proposer:''' Me<br>'''Deadline:'''¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | '''Proposer:''' Me<br>'''Deadline:'''¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | ||
====Support==== | |||
====Support Harder==== | |||
====Nah, I'll just go have breakfast. Who wants waffles?==== | |||
#{{User|FanOfYoshi}} Nah, it's fine. I want waffles! | #{{User|FanOfYoshi}} Nah, it's fine. I want waffles! | ||
#{{User|Waluigi Time}} DID SOMEONE SAY WAFFLES | #{{User|Waluigi Time}} DID SOMEONE SAY WAFFLES | ||
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===Hereby ban the usage of the word "Pie" in proposals=== | ===Hereby ban the usage of the word "Pie" in proposals=== | ||
It's happened again and again and again. The foul substance known as "pie," the substance that is immediately more hazardous than that of {{wp|Polychlorinated dibenzodioxins|dioxins}}, has crept its way onto this happy site. This horrible, putrid "confection" is so vile and evil, no good creature could ever come close to it without withering away immediately. Evil creatures don't typically favor well either. There is only ''one'' being so horrible, monstrous, and generally smelly enough to actually enjoy this deplorable slop, and it's a habitual sockpuppeter! | It's happened again and again and again. The foul substance known as "pie," the substance that is immediately more hazardous than that of {{wp|Polychlorinated dibenzodioxins|dioxins}}, has crept its way onto this happy site. This horrible, putrid "confection" is so vile and evil, no good creature could ever come close to it without withering away immediately. Evil creatures don't typically favor well either. There is only ''one'' being so horrible, monstrous, and generally smelly enough to actually enjoy this deplorable slop, and it's a habitual sockpuppeter! | ||
If this passes, anyone who uses the word "pie" on any further proposal will be permabanned regardless of rank. I know that proposals that deal with how admins work are disallowed because apparently democracy isn't allowed, but this is a matter of general universal stability here. If that doesn't work, they are to be generally ostracized until they decide to leave on their own accord. | If this passes, anyone who uses the word "pie" on any further proposal will be permabanned regardless of rank. I know that proposals that deal with how admins work are disallowed because apparently democracy isn't allowed, but this is a matter of general universal stability here. If that doesn't work, they are to be generally ostracized until they decide to leave on their own accord. | ||
'''Proposer:''' {{User|Doc von Schmeltwick}}, the Supreme Thwomp Overlord<br> | '''Proposer:''' {{User|Doc von Schmeltwick}}, the Supreme Thwomp Overlord<br> | ||
'''Deadline:''' April 8, 2019 23:59 GMT | '''Deadline:''' April 8, 2019 23:59 GMT | ||
====I agree, pie is evil==== | |||
#{{User|Doc von Schmeltwick}} I personally want pie to be classified as the chemical weapon it is. | #{{User|Doc von Schmeltwick}} I personally want pie to be classified as the chemical weapon it is. | ||
#{{User|TheDarkStar}} Pie is a horrible confection. Waffles are better than pie. | #{{User|TheDarkStar}} Pie is a horrible confection. Waffles are better than pie. | ||
#{{User|FanOfYoshi}} パイ (Pie) is one parasitic infection in proposals. | #{{User|FanOfYoshi}} パイ (Pie) is one parasitic infection in proposals. | ||
====I am yet another sockpuppet of [[Star Gate]], [[Starlow]], and [[Kersti]] (who are in turn sockpuppets of each other) and in accordance with the rules, deserve to be blocked==== | |||
#{{User|Tails777}} Pi | #{{User|Tails777}} Pi | ||
#{{User|RickTommy}} Three point one four one five nine two six five... | #{{User|RickTommy}} Three point one four one five nine two six five... | ||
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#{{User|Waluigi Time}} All those who hate pie must be banished to another plane of existence | #{{User|Waluigi Time}} All those who hate pie must be banished to another plane of existence | ||
#{{User|Ultimate Mr. L}} PSYCH! [[Star Gate]], [[Starlow]], [[Kersti]] and every single one of their millions of sockpuppets are all my own sockpuppets! I have retired from wiki work only because I can now control the entire operation like a literal puppet show! Call me the <font color=red>S</font><font color=blue>uper-</font><font color=red>U</font><font color=blue>ltimate</font> <font color=red>P</font><font color=blue>uppet-</font><font color=red>R</font><font color=blue>eigning</font> <font color=red>E</font><font color=blue>ternal</font> <font color=red>M</font><font color=blue>aster</font> <font color=red>E</font><font color=blue>mperor</font>! Nay, call me... '''<font color=red>S.U.P.R.E.M.E.</font>'''! | #{{User|Ultimate Mr. L}} PSYCH! [[Star Gate]], [[Starlow]], [[Kersti]] and every single one of their millions of sockpuppets are all my own sockpuppets! I have retired from wiki work only because I can now control the entire operation like a literal puppet show! Call me the <font color=red>S</font><font color=blue>uper-</font><font color=red>U</font><font color=blue>ltimate</font> <font color=red>P</font><font color=blue>uppet-</font><font color=red>R</font><font color=blue>eigning</font> <font color=red>E</font><font color=blue>ternal</font> <font color=red>M</font><font color=blue>aster</font> <font color=red>E</font><font color=blue>mperor</font>! Nay, call me... '''<font color=red>S.U.P.R.E.M.E.</font>'''! | ||
====Comments==== | |||
What would the second option change? I'm interested. パイー --{{User:FanOfYoshi/sig}} 03:43, April 1, 2019 (EDT) | What would the second option change? I'm interested. パイー --{{User:FanOfYoshi/sig}} 03:43, April 1, 2019 (EDT) | ||
:Don't you mean パイ? [[User:Niiue|Who has lost his]] [[User talk:Niiue|tail?]] 03:59, April 1, 2019 (EDT) | :Don't you mean パイ? [[User:Niiue|Who has lost his]] [[User talk:Niiue|tail?]] 03:59, April 1, 2019 (EDT) | ||
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April fools! I've decided to make a proposal on what to do to generic subjects! The generic subjects are getting cleaned-up! And i'm not so proud that Stripe Pointer got deleted. If this passes, we'll see what to do.<br> | April fools! I've decided to make a proposal on what to do to generic subjects! The generic subjects are getting cleaned-up! And i'm not so proud that Stripe Pointer got deleted. If this passes, we'll see what to do.<br> | ||
'''Proposer:'''{{User|FanOfYoshi}} is a fan of [[Yoshi]]<br>'''Deadline:''' April, 8, 2019, 23:59 GMT | '''Proposer:'''{{User|FanOfYoshi}} is a fan of [[Yoshi]]<br>'''Deadline:''' April, 8, 2019, 23:59 GMT | ||
====Merge [[MarioWiki:Generic subjects]] with MarioWiki:BJADON==== | |||
====Aggressively undelete Stripe Pointer==== | |||
====Make more articles on generic subjects covering every appearance==== | |||
====Readd removed generic informations==== | |||
====Do absolutely nothing (current setup is perfectly fine? More like NO WAI!)==== | |||
#{{User|Toadette the Achiever}} NO WAI | #{{User|Toadette the Achiever}} NO WAI | ||
====Chatbox==== | |||
Where's the option to make even more articles about generic subjects? I think what this wiki '''really''' needs is an article on every instance of rocks in the Mario franchise. --{{User:Waluigi Time/sig}} 13:00, April 1, 2019 (EDT) | Where's the option to make even more articles about generic subjects? I think what this wiki '''really''' needs is an article on every instance of rocks in the Mario franchise. --{{User:Waluigi Time/sig}} 13:00, April 1, 2019 (EDT) | ||
===Change the source priority exception to a more case-by-case basis=== | |||
I've seen a proposal [[MarioWiki talk:Naming#Make an exception to source priority for articles with identical names]], which decidedly made an exception to priority names. However, i don't like this setup. While i prefer "Klamber" and "Scorchit", over "Scuttle Bug" and "Zeus Guy", i've seen articles named after their internal filenames, taking priority over guide names. And i also know at least one (or possibly two) example(s) doing that. I also want to say that "but has a confusing english name" is arbitrary. Given the Urchin situation that has driven me mad during a whole proposal, and potentially that Gringill split, it's time to stop making exception for internal filenames.)<br> | |||
I'm not sure why ''more case-by-case basis'' (something I agree with, since the text of the original proposal is generic and thus can't be used right away without a discussion first, in my opinion) is used in the context of what seems more a ''stop making exception for internal filenames'', the scope of which (all or certain?) isn't even clear.--[[User:Mister Wu|Mister Wu]] ([[User talk:Mister Wu|talk]]) 09:56, April 1, 2019 (EDT) | |||
===Project C.A.R.P. ('''C'''ool '''A'''cronyms are '''R'''equired for '''P'''roposals)=== | ===Project C.A.R.P. ('''C'''ool '''A'''cronyms are '''R'''equired for '''P'''roposals)=== | ||
It has come to my attention that proposals on this wiki are often mind-meltingly boring. Studies have shown that boringness of wiki-related issues causes 149% of dolphins to pass out and forget to come up for oxygen. Obviously, this environmental issue must be dealt with immediately. Think of the paperwork all of those dead dolphins create! I propose that Project C.A.R.P. be put into immediate use. This emergency action will require all proposals to have cool acronyms for titles. What qualifies as "cool" will be decided by the C.O.O.L. ('''C'''rew '''O'''f '''O'''ptimal '''L'''-power), led by me, the K.I.N.G. ('''K'''ommanding '''I'''nstigator of '''N'''eural '''G'''reatness) of C.O.O.L. It is a well-known fact that 50% of our workforce consists of dolphins, so we should really do whatever we can to keep the wiki interesting for them. My hope is for Project C.A.R.P. to be a spearhead for many new projects (such as a Pie Button, a Waffle Switch, an operation that places the world under the complete control of Poochy, the basics) that will greatly improve the moral of the dolphins and the lemurs (which cover another 40% of the workforce). | It has come to my attention that proposals on this wiki are often mind-meltingly boring. Studies have shown that boringness of wiki-related issues causes 149% of dolphins to pass out and forget to come up for oxygen. Obviously, this environmental issue must be dealt with immediately. Think of the paperwork all of those dead dolphins create! I propose that Project C.A.R.P. be put into immediate use. This emergency action will require all proposals to have cool acronyms for titles. What qualifies as "cool" will be decided by the C.O.O.L. ('''C'''rew '''O'''f '''O'''ptimal '''L'''-power), led by me, the K.I.N.G. ('''K'''ommanding '''I'''nstigator of '''N'''eural '''G'''reatness) of C.O.O.L. It is a well-known fact that 50% of our workforce consists of dolphins, so we should really do whatever we can to keep the wiki interesting for them. My hope is for Project C.A.R.P. to be a spearhead for many new projects (such as a Pie Button, a Waffle Switch, an operation that places the world under the complete control of Poochy, the basics) that will greatly improve the moral of the dolphins and the lemurs (which cover another 40% of the workforce). | ||
'''Proposer''': {{User|Ultimate Mr. L}}<br> | '''Proposer''': {{User|Ultimate Mr. L}}<br> | ||
'''Deadline''': A.P.R.I.L. 14, 2019, 23:59 GMT (as in '''A'''mazing '''P'''ie-'''R'''elated '''I'''nnovations by Mr. '''L''') | '''Deadline''': A.P.R.I.L. 14, 2019, 23:59 GMT (as in '''A'''mazing '''P'''ie-'''R'''elated '''I'''nnovations by Mr. '''L''') | ||
====C.O.W. ('''C'''ARP '''O'''n the '''W'''iki)==== | |||
#{{User|Ultimate Mr. L}} V.O.T.E ('''V'''aluable '''O'''pportunity '''T'''o '''E'''hance) | #{{User|Ultimate Mr. L}} V.O.T.E ('''V'''aluable '''O'''pportunity '''T'''o '''E'''hance) | ||
#{{User|TheDarkStar}} Y.E.S. ('''Y'''ak-'''E'''ating '''S'''pinach). | #{{User|TheDarkStar}} Y.E.S. ('''Y'''ak-'''E'''ating '''S'''pinach). | ||
#{{User|Toadette the Achiever}} T.O. ('''T'''all '''O'''rder) | #{{User|Toadette the Achiever}} T.O. ('''T'''all '''O'''rder) | ||
#{{User|Waluigi Time}} A.R.E.A. ('''A'''cronyms '''R'''ule in '''E'''very '''A'''spect) | #{{User|Waluigi Time}} A.R.E.A. ('''A'''cronyms '''R'''ule in '''E'''very '''A'''spect) | ||
====C.A.R.P. = CRAP==== | |||
====Comments==== | |||
==Miscellaneous== | ==Miscellaneous== | ||
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'''Deadline''': WE'RE GOING OFF THE RAILS ON [[Shy Guy's Perplex Express|SHY GUY'S EXPRESS]]! | '''Deadline''': WE'RE GOING OFF THE RAILS ON [[Shy Guy's Perplex Express|SHY GUY'S EXPRESS]]! | ||
====Everything from tips and tricks, tier lists, and game/character theories will be allowed here! (Bye, Super Mario Forums! You're no longer needed!)==== | |||
#{{User|MarioManiac1981}} Obviously, we all want to choose this option! | #{{User|MarioManiac1981}} Obviously, we all want to choose this option! | ||
====Tier lists are too judgemental; everything else is great to add!==== | |||
====Fan theories are bullcrap, and ruin the flow of ''Mario''; everything else is just fine==== | |||
====Tips and tricks and tier lists are dumb; only allow fan theories==== | |||
#{{User|MarioManiac1981}} My second choice. | #{{User|MarioManiac1981}} My second choice. | ||
====Let's keep this place encyclopedic for the academy==== | |||
====Screw everything and make this place Hotel California for JIMBO, Little Bill, Ultra-Mega-Humongous Chungous, and LUUUUUIIIISS!!!==== | |||
#{{User|TheDarkStar}} Please tell me we will serve waffles if this happens. | #{{User|TheDarkStar}} Please tell me we will serve waffles if this happens. | ||
[[Category:BJAODN collections]] | [[Category:BJAODN collections]] | ||
