Editing List of Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars quotes

{{italic title|List of ''Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars'' quotes}}

==Main Characters==

===Bowser===

*"''What was that sound?''"

*"''N...n...NO!!!''"

*"''Eyaaaaa!!''"

*"''Coming, Mario?''"

*"''Mwa ha! Did you think I was just gonna GIVE her to ya? You're ALWAYS in my way! This is IT! I'm gonna take you out, Mario!''"

*"''Fungah! Foiled again!''"

*"''Shut up, all of you! I'm the biggest, baddest brute around, and don't you forget it. But if Mario hears that I've been kicked out of [[Bowser's Castle|my own castle]]... My reputation will be ruined! Even I have an image to keep up you know! Let's show 'em who's the boss around here.''"

*"''[[Booster]] has such a [[Booster Tower|nice place]]... I miss my fortress... I miss the good old days... [[Princess Peach|Toadstool]] screaming in terror, Mario rushing in to save her...''"

*"''(Can't...tell 'em... the truth...If this gets out... I'm finished...!)''"

*"''They've thrown me out of my own... I mean... I decided to take a vacation! They CAN'T do this to me! Anyway, I was working on a plan to get my house back, when... ...Mario walked up to me and BEGGED me to let him join the Koopa Troop! I had no choice but to let him in. It was pathetic.''"

*"''Huh? Let's see. If Mario can't find the stars... Toadstool will be MINE! But I won't get my Keep back... unless Mario finds the stars! So if I want my Keep back... we need those star things, but... Huh?! Run that past me again!''"

*"''……Don't worry about me. I've got new Troopas now, and we're going to take back my castle. [[Jagger|You]] stick to your guns! Train like there's no tomorrow!''"

*"''Looks like it's up to me to get us out of yet another jam. Feast your eyes on this show of brains...and brawn!''"

*"''Listen [[Mallow|YOU]]! Never EVER talk to the leader of the Koopa Troop like that! Ooh, I hate... THAT! I'll ignore it this time... but DON'T let it happen again!''"

*"''Ahhh... The scent of boiling [[lava]]... It's so nice to be home! [[Smithy]]'s gonna pay for stealing my splendid castle from me!''"

*"''Hey! I only joined so I could get my castle back. I'm not going to be dragged along on this stupid hunt. This is as far as I go. I'm going to gather my troops and rebuild my castle. And you, Mario! You're an official member of the Koopa Troop. It's your duty to help with the repairs!''"

*"''Gwaa?! I oughtta rip [[Geno|your]] stuffing out!''"

*"''Like the moon over<br>the day, my genius and brawn<br>are lost on these fools. ~Haiku''"

*"''Just hand it over and GET OUTTA MY CASTLE!''"

===Geno===

*"''Stop! Hold it right there! [[Bowyer|You]] don't know what you're doing. RETURN that star to me!''"

*"''I serve...a higher authority...''"

*"''Hey! Chill out!''"

*"''Stop it! That's enough.''"

*"''Thanks for the help! But... who are you?''"

*"''So! You're [[Mario|THE Mario]]! WE know about you!''"

*"''Why are you staring at me? You know I'm more than just a doll, don't you? Have you guessed the truth? I'm a visitor from above, and this is a form I'm borrowing briefly.''"

*"''Completely in the dark, eh? Well, it's a big mess up there right now, and it concerns you too!''"

*"''Let me explain... You've heard of [[wish]]ing upon a shooting star? At the “Star Road”, your wish is transformed into a star. When it's granted, it then turns into a shooting star and falls down to earth. So you see, the Star Road plays an integral role in granting wishes. But ever since a sword destroyed the “Star Road”, everything's come to a halt. No stars have been made since. The way things stand, yours is a world where wishes can't come true anymore.''"

*'''[[Mallow]]:''' "''Are you saying THIS star is part of your “Starway”?''"<br>'''Geno:''' "''That's “STAR ROAD”, my fluffy little friend ...''"

*"''Yes, that star is a broken piece of the Star Road. I'm here to find them all, and repair the Star Road.''"  

*"''For peace to return... we must get rid of [[Smithy]], find the Star Pieces, and repair the Star Road...''"

*"''Now grab the star, Mario!''"

*"''Come on! Let's get this show on the road.''"

*"''Thanks for being such a good sport, Gaz. I'll see you when I get back.''"

*"''Take [[Punchinello|your]] best shot!''"

*"''[[King Bomb|It]]'s gonna blow!!''"

*"''I guess my question's just been answered...''"

*"''Mario! If we don't get the [[Princess Peach|Princess]] back, WE'LL be charged with kidnapping! Let's go!''"

*"''Say Bowser kidnapped you. Without the aid of the Star Road, you'd probably never be rescued!''"

*"''This is [[Star Hill]]. Wishes, which were transformed at the Star Road, fall from here. But…… Some wishes that haven't been granted yet are falling because Smithy destroyed the Star Road.''"

*"''Even IF we defeat [[Exor]]... There will be OTHER weapon beasts to follow him. [[Bowser's Castle|Your castle]] is at the entrance point to [[Mario World|YOUR world]]. In short...they'll be back! Is that what you want?''"

*"''Our quest is almost over. And when the time comes……… Come on! Let's get this show on the road.''"

*"''Yo Smithy! Stop making [[Jabit|those things]] and hand over the Star Piece, NOW!''"

*"''Come on, Mario! Send the last one way up high!''"

*"''Thank you, everyone! The Star Road is back to normal! And...''"

===Mallow===

*"''I’m Mallow from [[Tadpole Pond]]. I’m a frog, but can you believe it? I can’t jump. Embarrassing huh?''"

*"''Give me back my [[Frog Coin|coin]] or I'll belt [[Croco|ya]] again!''"

*"''Mario! It’s dangerous out there! You’re gonna help, huh? Whack that [[Bowyer|weirdo]]... Save the [[Geno|guy in blue]]... Me too! I will do what I can! But...from over here!''"

*"''Mario! You just... DITCHED me back there!''"

*"''[[Punchinello]]...? Never heard of ya.''"

*"''I think he's bluffing.''"

*"''Can you believe it?! What a coincidence! There's a prince with the same name as ME!''"

*"''Hey look! It's ME!''"

*"''Hello. My name is Mallow. And this is my friend, Mario.''"

*"''Mario! Look at me! I'm a prince!''"

*"''Then let's go inside [[Nimbus Castle|the castle]] and save my [[Queen Nimbus|mother]] and [[King Nimbus|father]]!''"

*"''Private? PRIVATE? Everyone in a 10 mile radius could hear [[Valentina|you]]!''"

*"''Give up now, while [[Clerk|you]] still have a chance! Shut down production NOW, or [[Mario|he]]'ll...[[Stomp|STOMP]] ya!''"

===Toadstool===

*"''Don't let [[Bowser]] bruise you, [[Mario]]!''"  

*"''Fight, Mario! FIGHT!!!''"

*"''Oh, Mario! You had me so worried! Let's get out of here!''"

*"''Stop it, all of you! I'm getting SO confused! Mario, let's start with you!''"

*"''Now THAT's one for the scrapbook!''"

*"''Mario, I hope you know how thankful we are! But...you MUST tell me one thing! How on earth can you trust...Bowser?''"

*"''Bowser... Perhaps it's time you told us your story! What, exactly, did you mean when you said you had, “Bigger fish to fry?”''"

*"''WHAT?! This is dreadful news! Awful! Horrible...!''"

*"''WHAT?! This is dreadful news! Awful! Horrible...! Isn't it?''"

*"''I don't care! Things seem so hopeless right now... I'm tired... I think I need to lie down in my room for awhile. Mario...[[Mallow]]... [[Geno]] and...Bowser, you too... Good luck!''"

*"''Mario! Stop [[Toadstool's ???|peek]]ing into other people's rooms!''"

*"''That was scary! But we can't run away now. We've got to kick [[Smithy Gang|these lowlifes]] out of [[Mario World|our world]].''"

===The Big Boo===

*"''Hi, I'm [[Boo#Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars|The Big Boo]].''"

*"''Check those bubbles coming out of [[Mario|his]] nose!''"

*"''Maybe he can still hear us while he's asleep?''"

*"''(Psst, Mario) The boy's magic is sure to come in handy on your adventure. You'll take him along, yes?''"

*"''Wish I had some [[Cricket Jam]].''" ([[Wish Star|wish]])

===Frogfucius' Student===

*"''Look for [[Frog Coin]]s. They can be used to buy rare and important items. Good luck.''" (manual, page 45)

*"''It's been so quiet [[Seaside Town|around here]], it's almost eerie... Is something going on? It probably doesn't concern me. But if you have any Frog Coins, I've got some neat items to sell.''"

*"''It was really quiet around here until a little while ago. What happened? That reminds me, do you have any Frog Coins? I've got some special items to sell.''"

===Gardener===

*"''Incredible! I can't believe it! It's the legendary “Seed” I've read about in the ancient gardening texts. These are so rare! Can you even begin to comprehend what a huge discovery this is? I've spent my whole life searching for one! It's too much, I tell ya!''"

*"''Hey! I haven't finished yet.''"

*"''...What the...?!... WHO are YOU...?!''"

*"''[[Mallow]]... So it IS YOU, my boy! It's been so long. My, you've become a splendid young prince!''"

*"''I KNEW [[Valentina]] was up to SOMETHING! I just didn't know what... That must mean that the King really ISN'T gravely ill...!''"

*"''...Wait! I have an excellent idea. Come over here...''"

*"''Uh uh... NOPE! You lost me.''"

*"''WHAT?! So you mean even if I grow up, I won't ever be strong and cool like you?!''"

*"''[[Bowser]], most of our allies have run off! What will we do?''"

===Grandma===

===King Nimbus===

*"''......You don't mean... THE Mario?! [[Mario|Jumping Mario]]?! Autograph, please!''"

*"''Ah! I've heard so much about [[Princess Peach|you]]! May I... have your autograph?''"

*"''Oh! Another famous person! This is just too much! I MUST have [[Bowser|YOUR]] autograph!''"

*"''No? Not even a little scribble? Okay, okay... Yes, yes. I'm quite forgetting my manners...Well... ...[[Geno|Who]] do we have over here?''"

*"''Yes, Mallow, the time has come for you to take [[royal bus|the bus]]! Why, when I was your age...''"

===Luigi===

*"''Let’s kick some monster tail! Use Mario’s classic [[jump]] or try another strategy!''" (manual, page 26)

*"''Every offensive and defensive move has an “[[Action Command]]” (see p. 30 for more information).''" (manual, page 27)

*"''I wanna be a great plumber like my brother Mario.''" ([[Wish Star|wish]])

===Ma'Mole===

*"''I wonder how those kids're doing? Sure wish they'd hurry home!''"

===Monstermama===

*"''Oh, my! A [[Mario|traveler]] from afar. Welcome to [[Monstro Town]], where many of our kind mingle. I'm the landlady, Monstermama.''"

*"''A star, you say? Oh you're here to see [[Starslap|OUR star]]! She's upstairs, so feel free to go and take a look for yourself.''"

*"''So! You wanna go there? Ha! You're an open book! Ok, here's what you need to do. There's a secret passage to the sky at...[[Bean Valley]]! But first you must scale the cliff beyond the desert to get there. Since you're such a nice guy, I'll introduce you to [[Sergeant Flutter|someone]] that can help you. [[Koopa Paratroopa|Sky Troopa]]s, I need you!''"

===Pa'Mole===

*"''They still gotta use the door like everyone else, Ma. Now settle down!''"

*"''That's enough, Ma. Just be happy to have 'em back! We haven't thanked Mario proper, either.''"

===Queen Nimbus===

*"''Don't embarrass [[Mallow|junior]], [[King Nimbus|dear]]!!''"

*"''Of course, dear. I've ordered the repair man to have [[royal bus|it]] fixed by the time you leave. You simply HAVE to help [[Mario]] and the others get that last star!''"

===Samus Aran===

*"''Hey, [[Goomba|you]] better watch out! He knows about Timed Hits. He's gonna punch your lights out!''"

*"''He's got more bark than bite, huh?''"

*"''Mario! You better be careful. [[Hammer Bro|He]]'s definitely got a mean streak!''"

===Toadofsky===

*"''I am the composer, Toadofsky. I am trying to create my next masterpiece but I've got composer's block.''"

*"''[[Mario|You]] want a music lesson from MOI?''"

*"''If I ever need help with my compositions again, I'll look for you [[Melody Bay|here]]. Until then, adieu!''"

*"''Finally! My song is nearly complete. But I must confess that you contributed a lot to it. We can all take credit for it! Now you must think of a final phrase that will wrap it all up. Let your creative juices flow and show me whatcha got!''"

===Triplets===

===Yoshi===

*"''([[Mario]]! Glad you finally made it to [[Yoshi's Island (location)|Yo'ster Isle]], home of the [[Mushroom Derby]]! Say...now that you're here, we could use your help. Please talk to a few of my [[Yoshi (species)|pals]] here and... What? You can't understand them? Well...hop aboard and I'll be your interpreter!)''"

*"''(Saddle up?)''"

*"''(Thanks to you, Mario, I finally beat [[Boshi|that rascal]]! And we can all race together now!)"

*"''(Looks like [[Baby Yoshi|he]] wants some [[Yoshi Cookie|Cookie]]s. Wanna give him some?)''"

==Enemies and Mini-Bosses==

===Aero===

*"''Look what I found, [[Bowyer]]!''"

*"''Calm down, Smithy! Your head looks like a geyser!!''"

===Apprentice===

*"''Whaaa……… Now they'll make me take the training course all over again.''"

*"''All right! Now I'll be Snifit 4!''"

*"''Mario! Let me show you what I've learned in my classes so far. I'll be Snifit 5 if I beat you! ………………maybe.''"

===Belome===

*"''C...can’t s...stand it! The hunger...the HUNGER!''"

*"''If you defeat me, you STILL won't beat me! Beware the flood!''"

*"''Hmm, you look so tasty! I think I'll just have a snack!''"

*"''You all LOOK delicious! But how do you TASTE?''"

*"''There we are!''"

*"''Oh, no, not again! I’m STARVING! Time to go home for dinner. Goodbye, boys and girls!''"

===Birdo===

*"''I'm so...lonely. Will [[Mario|you]] play with me?''" (as [[Shelly]])

*"''Thanks!''"

*"''Hello♡! I'm Birdo.''"

*"''Argh! This is absurd! I CAN’T be defeated by THEM! I won’t let this happen! I won’t fall in battle... Gasp...cough...hack... H...having an attack...gasp...''"

*"''I don’t need your sympathy! I am a soldier... I am prepared to...go...''"

===Booster===

*"''Now, about the girl in my life, who thinks I should marry her? Well? Speak up!''"

*"''Ah, a party! We haven't had one of those. It could be fun! So...what is a party?''"

*"''Aaaaaah.... I shall never forget that touch... WHAT THE!!!...''" (if Booster kissed Mario)

*"''Hey, No.1! Where’s my cake?!''"

*"''Okay, everyone!! Here’s the stumper. How do we eat this? I SAY we boil it! No.2, what do you say?''"

*"''WHAT?! In one GULP? That’s easier said than done!''"

*"''My nerves are shot. I feel like I’ve forgotten to tie my cord before a bungee jump!''"

*"''Mmmmmm... Delicious! It’s so good it makes me want to cry!''"

====Remake exclusive====

*"''Well, well. It's people!''"

===Boshi===

*"''Heir ist cake... But...vhere are [[Princess Peach|bride]] und [[Booster|groom]]?''"

*"''YOU FOOLS!!''"

*"''I vant to be a vald class baker.''" ([[Wish Star|wish]]){{footnote|main|*}}

===Chef Torte's Apprentice===

*"''This is BIG trouble!''"

*"''YOU FOOLS!!''"

*"''See? I was RIGHT!''"

*"''Don't worry, Chef Torte! They'll love THIS!''"

===Clerk===

*"''What did you say, [[Mallow|you little puff ball]]? [[Mad Mallet]]! TRASH 'em!''"

*"''All right, let's see whatcha got!''"

*"''What's this? You fools couldn't chase down a pumpkin!''"

*"''Ha! Your eyes are much faster than your feet! At this rate it'll take ya……… 100 more years to catch me!''"

*"''[[Coin]]s...Beautiful COINS! Grab the COINS!''"

*"''Heh, heh...I've got a [[Microbomb|bomb]]...! Never leave home without 'em.''"

*''Say, hey! We meet AGAIN! [[Nimbus Land|Dis here land]] is RICH! It's got tons of loot, and I want it all!

*"''Hey [[Mario]], did ya remember to use the [[Save Block|save point]]? There's plenty of danger up ahead so it's best to save now!''"

*"''You're still around? Oh, you want more items, huh? Since I'm in a good mood...''"

*"''Just remember... I can't always be coming to your rescue, you know. If there's anything more you need, best to buy it now.''"

*"''See ya!''"

===Culex===

*"''[[Mario|You]] are wise to hesitate. Without a weapon or armor, you have no chance.''"

*"''En garde!''"

*"''I am matter... I am antimatter... I can see your past... I can see your future... I consume time... And I will consume you!''"

*"''Farewell, champion knight!''"

===Director===

===Jinx===

*"''[[Mario|Your]] fighting style... It isn't as foolproof as you think.''"

*"''Whoa……… You ARE the stronger champion, no doubt about it. My reputation was staked on this last fight, so I've lost the title of “Sensei”. From today, you are the Sensei of this dojo. Please take [[Jinx Belt|this belt]], which only the highest ranking fighter in the dojo can wear.''"

===Jonathan Jones===

*"''Fuwa ha ha... Not bad, fellas! How about it, Mario? Mario versus me. Wanna mix it up?''"

*"''I'm impressed, matey! You've earned the star. Think of it as a souvenir of our fight!''"

*"''You must've REALLY wanted that Star... Now go on! Get out of here before I change my mind.''"

*"''YOU again?! So, have you already beaten that [[Smithy]] creature?''"

====Remake exclusive====

===King Calamari===

*"''La dee dah~♪ It’s recycled water! There there, my pretties! Hi ho, dee dum~♪''"

*"''La dee dah~♪ I added some nutrients~♪ There there, my pretties! Hi ho, dee dum~♪''"

*"''La dee dah... Here ya go, [[Shelly|big eggie]]! I'll give ya plenty of nutrients so you'll grow up to be big and strong! Oh, oh, oh... Mario's already here... He's a fast one, he is...''"

*"''Eh? Hey! Valentina ran away... I shall fly the coop, too...''"

*"''We're amazing!''"

*"''That IS [[Mario]], [[Axem Yellow|you]] IDIOT!!''"

*"''We like what we do!''"

*"''Yo, [[Axem Red|RED]]!!''"

===Axem Pink===

*"''Eww! Gross!''"

*"''We struggle for chaos!''"

*"''Yo, [[Axem Red|RED]]!!''"

*"''My make-up’s running!!''"

===Axem Red===

*"''He'll be here!''"

*"''Relax, people!''"

*"''Shuddap, already!''"

*"''We fight for evil!''"

*"''Ooh, my head is spinning!''"

*"''What?''"

*"''Happy I am, nya! Look...LOOK at their expressions when freeze they do!''"

*"''Nya! More practice do I need!''"

*"''Gnya, NYA!? A stranger [[Geno|you]] are... and strange looking at that! Teach you, we must, who's in charge!''"

*"''Nya?! And who might you be?''"

*"''Halt! Who goes there? A Tresspasser! [[Bowser's Castle|This castle]] now belongs to us, the “[[Smithy Gang]]”. It's our first step towards taking over [[Mario World|this world]]. And if it weren't for nosey characters like [[Mario|YOU]]... We'd practically OWN this world! So let's see you deal with THIS!''"

*"''Listen up, [[Bodyguard|gang]]! [[Mario|These]] [[Mallow|guys]] are gonna put a stop to OUR party! Are we happy about this?!''"

*"''Huh? What the hay? Why isn’t it working? Argh!!''"

*"''I hope I become famous.''" ([[Wish Star|wish]])

====Remake exclusive====

*"''Urk! You're that famous Bowser? The Chain-Chomp slinging one?!''"

===Smithy===

*"''Huh?...Gufaw haw haw! So YOU'RE... [[Mario]]?! Looks like we're gonna have a little dispute over the star.

*"''My, my! [[Bowser|We're]] a little touchy today, aren't we? You know, I'm actually growing rather FOND of [[Bowser's Castle|this place]]...

===Valentina===

*"''SHUDDAP!!!''"

*"''[[King Nimbus]]' condition is growing worse... This means we'll be losing... our magnificent ruler... BUT! It just so happens that I have found the missing Prince! [[Mallow|Prince Mallow]], that is!''"

*"''........ What a wonderful thing to say!''"

*"''Eee hee hee! And to think I got the star without even soiling my hands! I'm such a genius, it scares me sometimes. No wonder I'm so important!''"

*"''Eee hee...! I guess we'll have to take our disguises off now. GROUP formation!''"

===Alley Rat===

*"''Don’t pity me, [[Mario]]!''"

===Amanita===

*"''Gotta work on my tan!''"

===Ameboid===

*"''Get outta my face.''"

===Apprentice===

*"''I’ve had ENOUGH.''"

===Arachne===

*"''♪Day-o...''"

===Armored Ant===

*"''Do one good turn a day!''"

===Artichoker===

*"''Relax a little, okay?''"

===Axem Black===

*"''Your timing stinks!''"

===Axem Green===

*"''Are we done here?''"

===Axem Pink===

*"''[[Axem Red|Red]], WRONG POSITION!''"

===Axem Rangers===

*"''It’s a melee!''"

===Axem Red===

*"''I’m all thumbs today!''"

===Axem Yellow===

*"''We’re lookin’ GOOD!''"

===Bahamutt===

*"''Give me a chance, here.''"

===Bandana Blue===

*"''Color me Blue, mates!!''"

===Bandana Red===

*"''I love the color RED!''"

===Belome===

*"''I just...wanna sleep.''" (1st fight)

*"''Gotta yummy in my tummy!''" (2nd fight)

===Big Bertha===

*"''Adabing, ADABANG!''"

===The Big Boo===

*"''Stop staring at me!''"

===Birdo===

*"''I just love life!''"

===Birdy===

*"''I HATE [[Valentina]].''"

===Blaster===

*"''Wanna join me?''"

===Bloober===

*"''I love floating around.''"

===Bluebird===

*"''You are... magnificent''"

===Bob-omb===

*"''Ouch. HEY! Watch it!''"

===Body===

*"''………''"

===Bodyguard===

*"''Boing, boing, boing.''"

===Boomer===

*"''It's all over now...''"

===Booster===

*"''This is like realizing you’re outside without your clothes on!''"

===Bowser Clone===

*"''Grr...[[Bowser's Castle|my castle]]...''"

===Bowyer===

*"''What’s with these folks?''"

===Box Boy===

*"''Been waitin’ 100 years!''"

===Bundt===

*"''Congratulations.''"

===Buzzer===

*"''Buzzzzz...''"

===Carroboscis===

*"''I ALWAYS eat my vegetables.''"

===Chained Kong===

*"''A tad warm, isn’t it?!''"

===Chester===

*"''I love my job!♡''"

===Chewy===

*"''I’m just a fresh flower.''"

===Chomp===

*"''Workin’ on a chain gang.''"

===Chomp Chomp===

*"''Hey, let’s PLAY!''"

===Chow===

*"''Hey, I fought you already!''"

===Clerk===

*"''10 years I’ve been here!''"

===Cloaker===

*"''I love cold hard steel!''"

*"''I can’t think straight!''" (on Earth Link)

===Cluster===

*"''I’ll psyche you out!''"

===Corkpedite===

*"''Off! FORGET IT!''"

===Count Down===

*"''We’re into overtime!''"

===Croco===

*"''Gosh, I’m good!''" (1st fight)

*"''Ohh! I’m good!''" (2nd fight)

===Crook===

*"''You can’t run away! Ha!''"

===Crusty===

*"''Look at THIS!''"

===Culex===

*"''A little off, eh?''"

===Czar Dragon===

*"''Flamin’ hot, right at ya!''"

===Ding-A-Ling===

*"''Wake up sleepy heads!''"

===Director===

*"''I just lost EVERYTHING.''"

===Dodo===

*"''I’m STARVED!''" (optional fights)

*"''I’m starved...later!''"

===Domino===

*"''MAGIC! DEAL with it!''"

*"''Sh...sho...shocked!''" (on Mad Adder)

===Doppel===

*"''This’s been a bad year!''"

===Dry Bones===

*"''I’m sick of gettin’ hit!''"

===Earth Crystal===

*"''I hate being awakened.''"

===Earth Link===

*"''What a royal pain!''"

===Eggbert===

*"''What a glorious day!''"

===Enigma===

*"''Gather around! Watch it!''"

===Exor===

*"''Gotta mow the lawn soon.''"

*"''I can’t see a thing!''" (Left Eye)

*"''I’m so utterly alone...''" (Neosquid)

===Factory Chief===

*"''Who DARES to fight ME?!''"

===Fautso===

*"''Thanks to you I’m free!''"

===Fink Flower===

*"''Gimme your best shot!''"

===Fire Crystal===

*"''I gotta vacuum tonight!''"

===Fireball===

*"''Blurb blurb blurb...''"

===Forkies===

*"''Shikashikashika~~!''"

===Formless===

*"''I have a secret!''"

===Frogog===

*"''This bright sunlight better not fry me!''"

===Geckit===

*"''Geck...geck...GOCK?''"

===Gecko===

*"''Red? What about Green?''"

===Geno Clone===

===Glum Reaper===

*"''Comin’ through...''"

===Goby===

*"''Blub blub blub...''"

===Goomba===

*"''Goomba gumba...phew!''"

===Goombette===

*"''Me speak soft, BIG STICK!''"

===Gorgon===

*"''I just wanna go home.''"

===Grate Guy===

*"''Peace is just a dream.''"

===Greaper===

*"''Any reaping to be done?''"

===Gu Goomba===

*"''Hey, maybe I CAN win!''"

===Guerrilla===

*"''Don’t confuse me with [[Donkey Kong|someone else]]!''"

===Gunyolk===

*"''If [[Factory Chief|we]]’re beaten, the [[Smithy|boss]] is alone!''"

===Hammer Bro===

*"''I love my [[hammer]]!''"

===Heavy Troopa===

*"''I’ll make ya beautiful!''"

===Helio===

*"''I’m burnin’ up inside!''"

===Hidon===

*"''You wanna [[Flee|run]], huh?!''"

===Hippopo===

*"''This is a drag...''"

===Hobgoblin===

*"''Havin’ a blast today!''"

===Jabit===

*"''This is the pits!''"

===Jagger===

*"''Oh! I’m so excited!''"

===Jawful===

*"''Huh?''"

===Jester===

*"''I’ve failed my King...''"

===Jinx===

*"''You’re just a beginner!''" (1st match)

*"''Sympathy!? Not from me!''" (2nd match)

*"''Ooh! I’m gonna hurt ya!''" (3rd match)

===Jinx Clone===

*"''I’m the REAL thing!''"

===Johnny===

*"''Whoa! It’s all over.''"

===K-9===

*"''May I take a BITE?''"

===King Bomb===

*"''I LIVE to explode!''"

===King Calamari===

*"''The ship’s MINE! SCRAM!''"

*"''You wouldn’t...EAT me?!''" (Tentacles)

===Knife Guy===

*"''Happiness is hip!''"

===Kriffid===

*"''Aloe~ there!''"

===Lakitu===

*"''Why do people hate me?''"

===Leuko===

*"''Floating’s a bad habit.''"

===Li'l Boo===

*"''Beep pa doodle-dee!♪''"

===Machine Made===

*"''Will I make the team?''" (Axem Black)

*"''Boing, boing, boing.''" (Shyster)

*"''My promotion’s at stake!''" (Yaridovich)

===Mack===

*"''Boing, boing, boing.''"

===Mad Adder===

*"''I’m alive and kicking.''"

===Mad Mallet===

*"''Work, work, work...''"

===Magikoopa===

*"''[[Bowser|That]]’s...my child?''"

===Magmite===

*"''Got a thorn in my foot.''"

===Magmus===

*"''Clobber me for good life!''"

===Malakoopa===

*"''Just call me “General!”''"

===Mallow Clone===

*"''[[Queen Nimbus|Ma]]? [[King Nimbus|Pa]]? Where are ya?''"

===Manager===

*"''25 years of working, sigh.''"

===Mario Clone===

*"''………''"

===Mastadoom===

*"''Phew, I’m FREEZING..''"

===Megasmilax===

*"''I was a water baby!''"

===Mezzo Bomb===

*"''Look out!''"

===Microbomb===

*"''Small is as small does.''"

===Mokura===

*"''Mwa ha ha...''"

===Mr. Kipper===

*"''I’m a fresh little fish.''"

===Muckle===

*"''Gotta know your limits.''"

===Mukumuku===

*"''Ya trying to bug me?!''"

===Ninja===

*"''Wooo HOOO! I’m a FOO!''"

===Octolot===

*"''Check out my legs!''"

===Octovader===

*"''I’m a part-time typist!''"

===Oerlikon===

*"''I live to eat.''"

===Orb User===

===Orbison===

*"''Don’t jump on me!''"

===Pandorite===

*"''I’m trying to sleep, OK?''"

===Pinwheel===

*"''What a day it’s been...''"

===Piranha Plant===

*"''Pretty boring nowadays.''"

===Pounder===

*"''Wham bam SLAM!''"

===Poundette===

*"''Love conquers ALL.''"

===Pulsar===

*"''I’m a mini-pulsar.''"

===Punchinello===

*"''Yeeha! I see we’re already famous!''"

===Puppox===

*"''What does it all MEAN?''"

===Pyrosphere===

*"''Vroom, VROOM!!''"

===Raspberry===

*"''Congratulations.''"

===Rat Funk===

*"''Squeek, squeek...''"

===Reacher===

*"''Hope you’ll stay close.''"

===Remo Con===

*"''The world is history.''"

===Ribbite===

*"''My dad says, “Hello.”''"

===Rob-omb===

*"''Disappear? Maybe later!''"

===Sackit===

*"''This is just how I am.''"

===Shadow===

*"''You’re a model, right?''"

===Shaman===

*"''I’m losing this fight!''"

===Shelly===

*"''Play with me!''"

===Shogun===

*"''Do as you like.''"

===Shy Away===

*"''La dee da~ Ha ha!''"

===Shy Guy===

*"''Hold still, okay?!''"

===Shy Ranger===

*"''Transmitting Information. Over and out.''"

===Shyper===

*"''Ooh! This'll be fun!''"

===Shyster===

*"''Boing, boing, boing.''"

===Sky Troopa===

*"''What a gorgeous day!''"

===Sling Shy===

*"''Hear my song.''"

===Smelter===

*"''I brush after each meal!''"

===Smilax===

*"''Turn your eyes!''"

===Smithy===

*"''Eh?! Not bad!''" (1st fight)

*"''Don’t shock me! DON’T!''" (Tank Head)

*"''What’s hidden inside?!''" (Treasure Head)

===Snapdragon===

*"''I did a lot in my youth.''"

===Snifit===

*"''Minimum wage for THIS?!''"

===Sparky===

*"''Fire EVERYWHERE!''"

===Spikester===

*"''Why, you’re AFRAID of me!''"

===Spikey===

*"''Just try and jump on me!''"

===Spinthra===

*"''Oh! I’m gonna poison ya!''"

===Spookum===

*"''Que pasa?''"

===Springer===

*"''What’s going on here?''"

===Star Cruster===

*"''I’M NOT A CRAB!!''"

===Starslap===

*"''They think I’m goofy...''"

===Stinger===

*"''Strike the pose!''"

===Straw Head===

*"''Gotta press this shirt!''"

===Stumpet===

*"''Express Yourself!''"

===Terra Cotta===

*"''Oh, [[Bowser|Mr.Bowser]]~~''"

===Toadstool 2===

*"''It’s tough to be pretty!''"

===Torte===

===Tub-O-Troopa===

*"''My shell’s shot!''"

===Valentina===

*"''I tell ya, he’s NOTHING!''"

===Vomer===

*"''Nobody, NOBODY likes me.''"

===Water Crystal===

*"''Get me back underground!''"

===Wiggler===

*"''I’m just a helpless wiggler...''"

===Wind Crystal===

*"''Whhhhhhooooo...''"

===Yaridovich===

*"''My promotion’s at stake!''"

*"''I’m not the real McCoy!''" (clone)

===Zeostar===

*"''Oh, I can’t stand him!''"

===Zombone===

*"''Hey! We’re not done yet!''"