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[[File:PMTTYD Excess Express.png|thumb|250px|The Excess Express]]
The '''Excess Express''' is a luxurious train which is boarded by [[Mario]] and his partners, to get to [[Riverside Station]] and [[Poshley Heights]] in the game ''[[Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door]]''. It, as well as the smaller areas Poshley Heights and Riverside Station, serves as the setting of Chapter 6 of that game. The Excess Express is made up of a locomotive, three passenger cars, a dining car and a baggage car.

The Excess Express seems to be based on the Orient Express from the English detective novel ''{{wp|Murder on the Orient Express}}''. Similar to the story in the book, Chapter 6 of ''The Thousand-Year Door'' involves a crime being committed on a train and several of the passengers being suspects. Both casts of characters include a detective (Pennington, who references {{wp|Hercule Poirot}}) and a celebrity (Zip Toad, who loosely references Linda Arden from the novel).

==History==
[[File:Pennington on Excess Express TTYD.png|thumb|left|250px|Pennington inside a passenger car]]
[[File:PMTTYD Excess Express Dining Car.png|thumb|250px|Dining Room]]
The Excess Express has an article written about it, by [[Rogueport Direct Mail Service|RDM]], saying that the Excess Express workers gang-tackled a [[Laki|train-obsessed Lakitu]] who was in a worker-only area, making the train late for the first time in ten years. The Excess Express allowed him to leave with just a warning.

After returning to [[Rogueport]] from [[Keelhaul Key]], the [[Magical Map]] leads [[Mario]] and his [[partner]]s to the [[Poshley Sanctum]] in [[Poshley Heights]], where the [[Garnet Star]] is located. Like [[Glitzville]], Mario needs a ticket to get to the Excess Express, which [[Professor Frankly]] says is the only way. After doing [[Don Pianta]]'s workers ([[Tony (Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door)|Tony]] and [[Vinny]]) a favor (finding Don's [[Francesca|daughter]] and her [[Frankie|boyfriend]]), Don gives Mario an [[Train Ticket|Excess Express Ticket]]. While on the way to the station, [[Beldam]] had been listening in, appearing and thanking Team Mario for saying that the next Star is in Poshley Heights. Knowing they must reach the Star before the [[Shadow Sirens]] do, Team Mario heads for the station.

[[File:PMTTYD Excess Express Engineer.png|thumb|left|250px|Engineer's room]]
During the three-day train ride, many unfortunate events happen, forging the premise of a [[wikipedia:whodunit|whodunit]] novel or film and hindering Mario and his pals by keeping them from getting the [[Garnet Star|sixth Crystal Star]]. [[Heff T.]] steals [[Chef Shimi]]'s [[Galley Pot]], and [[Doopliss]] (impersonating [[Zip Toad]]) steals a [[businessman]]'s [[briefcase]] containing ingredients for [[Nitro Honey Syrup]], the [[Excess Express waitress|waitress]]'s [[Shell Earrings]], and [[Toodles]]'s [[Gold Ring (item)|Gold Ring]]. Under orders of the Shadow Sirens, he planned to mix the things he stole together to bomb the train, resulting in what he described as a "sticky, yummy explosion" in the threatening message he left in Mario's cabin. Mario and his friends enlisted the help of [[Pennington]] to foil his diabolical plans, and in doing so, returned the stolen items to their rightful owners.

Mario also meets [[Ghost T.]] here. Mario has to talk to him after the Excess Express [[Excess Express conductor|conductor]] accidentally left Ghost T. a [[blanket]] (not realizing that he was a ghost), leaving himself without a blanket of his own. Mario has to retrieve Ghost T.'s [[Ragged Diary|diary]] for the ghost to get him to give the blanket back. If Mario opens the diary, he will be warned three times not to read it. If he says "yes" on all three warnings, he will be only allowed to read the first three lines before Ghost T. appears, giving Mario an instant [[Game Over]].

Mario and his team also encounter a massive horde of miniature [[Smorg]]s while the train is being refueled at [[Riverside Station]]. After the Shadow Sirens' sticky bomb plan was foiled, they ordered the horde to guard the drawbridge switch to keep said bridge lifted and prevent the train from progressing any further. After Team Mario venture inside the station, they fend off the horde and lower the drawbridge, allowing the train to continue on its jorney, but little do they know, as the train left the station, the horde stowed away in the baggage car. The next morning, the horde attacks the train and kidnaps all the passengers onboard, with the exception of Ghost T. (who does not notice the Smorgs), the engineer, the shopkeeper, the conductor and the waitress, the latter two of which they hold captive in the baggage car. Team Mario fends off the Smorgs in the baggage car and climb up to the heavily Smorg-infested rooftops of the train, where they fight the horde; this is the [[Unrevisitable area#Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door|only time]] the train's rooftops can be accessed. Eventually, Team Mario defeats the Smorgs, freeing the passengers and saving the Excess Express, which soon arrives in Poshley Heights.

After Team Mario acquires the Garnet Star (which was hidden in a secret area of the Poshley Sanctum), they ride the train back to Rogueport. With the train ticket permanently in his inventory, Mario and his partners can board the Excess Express anytime after Chapter 6 to travel from Rogueport to Poshley Heights, and vice versa. However, Mario can no longer access the baggage car outside of glitches. Later in the game, Mario receives several [[Mailbox SP|e-mails]] from characters on the train, including the real [[List of e-mails in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door#The Real Zip Toad: !|Zip Toad]] and [[List of e-mails in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door#Ghost T.: Hellooooooo|Ghost T.]]

==Passengers==
Below is a list of the occupants of the eight cabins of the Excess Express. With the exception of Mario, Ghost T., and Heff T., all occupants are replaced by various traveling [[Toad (species)|Toad]]s, [[Koopa (species)|Koopas]], and [[Goomba]]s after Chapter 6, listed after the forward slash.
*Cabin 001: [[Doopliss]] (disguised as [[Zip Toad]]) / blue adult Toad, orange female Toad, or red female Toad / chartreuse child Toad or light blue child Toad
*Unboarded: [[Jr. Troopa]]
*Cabin 002: [[Toodles]] / purple female adult Toad, green adult Toad, blue adult Toad, Koopa Troopa, or Goomba
*Cabin 003: [[Heff T.]]
*Cabin 004: [[Ghost T.]]
*Cabin 005: [[Mario]] and his partners
*Cabin 006: [[Pennington]] / blue adult Toad or green adult Toad
*Cabin 007: [[Businessman]] / Orange female adult Toad / light blue child Toad or chartreuse child Toad
*Cabin 008: [[Goldbob]], [[Sylvia (Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door)|Sylvia]], and [[Bub]] / red adult Toad or Koopa Troopa / red child Toad or green child Toad

Other characters found on the train include the [[Excess Express engineer|engineer]], the [[Excess Express waitress|waitress]], [[Chef Shimi]] the cook, the [[Excess Express conductor|conductor]], as well as a red [[Toad (species)|Toad]] who runs the [[Sales Stall|shop]]. After Chapter 6, a single [[Yoshi (species)|Yoshi]] can also randomly appear in the kitchen cabin, the only one in the game other than [[Mini-Yoshi|Mario's Yoshi partner]] and his [[Stampede (Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door)|Stampede]] friends.

==Enemies==
*[[Smorg]] (Chapter 6 Boss)

==Items found==
Additional items are on sale at the [[Sales Stall]] item shop in the dining room.
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|-style="background: #ABC;"
!width="5%"|Item
!width="1%"|Icon
!width="20%"|Found In
|-
|[[Autograph (Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door)|Autograph]]
|[[File:Autograph TTYD.png|25x25px]]
|Given by the [[Excess Express engineer|engineer]] while doing [[Bub]]'s favor.
|-
|[[Blanket]]
|[[File:Blanket.png|25x25px]]
|Given by [[Ghost T.]] after returning the [[Ragged Diary]] to him.
|-
|[[Briefcase]]
|[[File:Briefcase.png|25x25px]]
|Given by [[Doopliss]] as [[Zip Toad]] after he is caught. [[Mario]] later returns it to the [[businessman]].
|-
|[[Dried Shroom]]
|[[File:Dried Shroom TTYD.png|25x25px]]
|Left by someone inside a drawer in cabin 005.
|-
|[[Galley Pot]]
|[[File:Galley Pot TTYD.png|25x25px]]
|Found in [[Heff T.]]'s drawer after following the trail of stew to cabin 003.
|-
|[[Gold Ring (item)|Gold Ring]]
|[[File:Gold Ring.png|25x25px]]
|Given by [[Doopliss]] as [[Zip Toad]] after he is caught.
|-
|[[Mushroom#Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door|Mushroom]]
|[[File:Mushroom TTYD.png|25x25px]]
|Given by the [[Excess Express conductor|conductor]] after returning the [[blanket]] to him.
|-
|[[Ragged Diary]]
|[[File:Ragged_Diary_TTYD.png|25x25px]]
|Found behind some crates in the baggage room. Accessible using Paper Mode.
|-
|[[Shell Earrings]]
|[[File:Shell Earrings.png|25x25px]]
|Given by [[Doopliss]] as [[Zip Toad]] after he is caught.
|-
|rowspan=2|[[Shine Sprite]]
|rowspan=2|[[File:Shine Sprite TTYD.png|25x25px]]
|Found in cabin 005 
|-
|Given by [[Bub]] after giving the [[autograph]] from [[Excess Express engineer|the engineer]] to him.
|-
|rowspan=5|[[Star Piece (Paper Mario series)|Star Piece]]
|rowspan=5|[[File:Star Piece TTYD.gif|25x25px]]
|Found under a panel in front of the gauge in the engineer's room.<ref name="Engine Star Piece" group=note>Only accessible while traveling to Poshley Heights.</ref>
|-
|Found under a panel in the southwest corner in cabin 004.
|-
|Given by [[Chef Shimi]] after returning the [[Galley Pot]].
|-
|Given by the [[Excess Express waitress|waitress]] after returning her [[Shell Earrings]].
|-
|Found in a drawer in cabin 008.
|-
|[[Vital Paper]]
|[[File:Vital Paper TTYD.png|25x25px]]
|Found in cabin 001 after the [[businessman]]'s things are stolen.
|}

===Notes===
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==Area [[Tattle]]s==
*"''This is a passenger car. Orange and brown decor... That actually looks good! the passenger cabins here are numbered 3, 4, and 5, in case you forgot your numbers.''"
*"''This is a passenger car. The green and brown colors actually work here. Wow. There are two passenger cabins here, numbers 1 and 2.''"
*"''This is the dining car. There also seems to be a cute little shop here. Dining and shopping while watching scenery go by... Talk about heavenly...''"
*"''This is a passenger car. The blue and brown interior here is totally chic. The passenger cabins here are numbered 6, 7, and 8. ...But you knew that.''"
*"''This is the engineer's car of the Excess Express. Any kid would LOVE to see this! Look at me, Mario! I'm an engineer! WOOP WOOOOOP! Hey, but driving a train is really nothing to joke about. I totally respect engineers!''"
*"''This is the freight car. Usually, passengers aren't allowed back here. Looks like there are lots of bags here, ready to be unloaded at the next stop.''"
*"''This is the train's roof. Look at that scenery go whipping by! Wowser! ...Look, this is no time for me to be describing stuff! These guys are so ANNOYING! They're flippy and floppy and gross and I HATE them! Let's get rid of them!''"

==Names in other languages==
{{foreign names
|Jap=リッチリッチエクスプレス
|JapR=Ricchi Ricchi Ekusupuresu
|JapM=Rich Rich Express
|Spa=Tren Ricachón Exprés
|SpaM=Tycoon Train Express
|Fre=Crésus Express
|FreM=Crésus is the French name of "[[wikipedia:Croesus|Croesus]]", a fabulously rich king
|Ger=Glimmer-Liner
|GerM=Like the English term
|Ita=Fasto-Express
|ItaM=Pomp-Express
}}

==Trivia==
*During the events of ''[[Super Paper Mario]]'', [[Francis]] writes about wishing to buy an Excess Express train set.
*The Excess Express has the most music tracks in the game, with there being a total of eight (one each for day, dusk, and night, one as the track for [[Pennington]], one as the music played for [[Ghost T.]], one for [[Riverside Station]], the music played when the Smorgs attack the train, and one more if counting the lack of music for the baggage car).
*On Day 3 of the Excess Express, the player will get an email in the dining car in the Japanese version. In the international versions, the player will get this email to the right of Mario's room.
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