List of treasures in Wario: Master of Disguise: Difference between revisions

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==First Category==

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|'''Majestic Heart-Shaped Straw

|''A humorous straw with two sipping holes. He who can drink from it alone shall go down in history as a true king among men!''

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|'''Grizzled Prospector Candy

|''These lovingly handmade candies contain large pieces of real gold. Give them to your beloved and watch the teeth fly.'' <br>

|$24500

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|'''Pompadour of Legend

|''A collapsible pompadour that stretches almost nineteen feet in length. Though somewhat uncomfortable to wear, the secret inner pocket can hold loose change or small pets.'' <br>

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|'''Failed Teenage Romance Diary

|''A diary crammed with sad memories of failed teenage romances. From disastrous prom dates to intercepted study hall notes, you can relive the awkwardness of yesteryear...today!''

|$8364

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|'''Dress of Cleaning Might

|''This adorable maid outfit will add +2 to your cooking and cleaning skills, making all of your household chores a breeze. Note the adorable lacy frills!''

|$5200

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|'''Spectacles of the Fool

|''Diamond-encrusted specs that are rumored to doom the wearer to a lifetime of suffering, misery, and woe. The diamonds are also kind of pokey and uncomfortable.''

|$18000

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|'''Queenly Ear Hair

|''The ear hair that launched a thousand ships and turned brother against brother. It shines with a waxy brilliance when blown by the wind.''

|$5456

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|'''Maldorous Keepsake

|''A solid-gold keepsake that reeks of spoiled cheese and wet carpeting. Scientists the world over are baffled as to why this is.''

|$15917

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|'''Discarded Doctor Scrubs

|''The garb of a true hero. Perhaps these scrubs were once used by a world-class heart surgeon! ...Or maybe it was just a cut-rate proctologist.''

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|'''Spoiled Child's Pacifier

|''This pacifier was once used by a rich child on a luxury cruise that was commissioned to celebrate his first birthday. It was then dropped in the unchlorinated deck pool.''

|$6501

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|'''Sandals of Infamy

|''These sandals hold the soul of a famous artist. Wearing them will make you twice as popular as you were before, especially with snobby art-types.''

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|'''Lovely Pink Nightie

|''A mythical glowing nightie with the power to make any disinterested lover swoon with mad, unrequited passion! Size XXXL only.''

|$14087

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|'''Friendly Clown Autograph

|''Clownie the clown is the least frightening of all clowns, which is why his autograph is highly prized among coulrophobics. ...Go look it up.''

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|'''Infield Diamond Dirt

|''Infield dirt form a minor league baseball field. Drenched with the tears and sweat of disappointed players, it is rumored that eating this dirt will make your favorite team win the pennant.''

|$7419

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|'''Celebrity of the Hour Poster

|''This poster exudes sassiness and confidence! But it will also be the subject of gossip and fall out of style in less than six months. Such is fame.''

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|'''Prince Redleg Pantaloon

|''A mysterious phantom, wearing brilliant white tights and billowy red pantaloons, who appears in the dreams of young maidens. Huzzah, romance!''

|$21930

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|'''Forever X-ray Glasses

|''This amazing treasure lets you look through absolutely everything...which means that you end up seeing NOTHING AT ALL! Think about it.''

|$5839

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|'''Hairy Macho Bathrobe

|''This robe looks smashing when paired with a fine dining-room set and chandelier. Sadly, the robe's machismo causes excess body hair.''

|$2349

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|'''Itchy Top Hat

|''Cannoli paid top dollar for his fancy top hat, but the tailor ran out of silk and had to use burlap instead. Oddly enough, no one seemed to notice.''

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|'''"Rare" Collectable Figurine

|''This super-rare Cannoli figurine is one of only 65,535 in existence. It emits a somewhat oily scent when rubbed. Order yours today! Supply is limited.''

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|'''Forever Tissue Box

|''This magical box never runs out of tissue! It makes a perfect gift for allergy sufferers or wussy little crybabies who sob during films when puppies get lost and have to wander home.''

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|'''Scary Mr. Bunny

|''This cute bunny has a fluffy body, but its red eyes glisten with an evil ferocity that is borne out of pure range. Keep away from children.''

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|'''Seven-Leaf Clover

|''This amazing seven-leaf clover blows those lame four-leaf clovers out of the water. Try to not explode with luckiness.''

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|'''Mighty Trucker Panda

|''A mighty panda who also drives a tow truck on the weekends. He lives on a special diet of hugs and carb-free bamboo.''

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|'''Heartfelt Hotcakes

|''These delicious pancakes are made from 100% real love. Don't be fooled by evil fake pancakes, which are made from mayonnaise.''

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|'''Lucky Love Toast

|''If you cram this toast in your mouth and bolt out the door, you will run into the boy or girl of your dreams! Why does it work? We have no idea.''

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|'''Cutie-Pie Hypno Specs

|''A girl wearing these will appear to be the most beautiful creature ever to descend from the heavens. Dangerous spectacles, to be sure.''

|$4341

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|'''Young Socialite's Scarf

|''If you knot this luxurious scarf around your shoulders, old women will love you. Cute girls will still totally hate you, however.''

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|'''Rich Man's Ice Cream

|''This unbeliavably tasty foie gras ice cream comes from caviar-fed cows that sleep on mattresses stuffed with the world's finest straw. But it still smells of dairy air.''

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|'''I Love You Lunchbox

|''Give this lunchbox to the object of your affection and watch the sparks fly! Contains one sandwich and chips, but cannot be traded for the other kid's pizza slice.''

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|'''Seductive Lipstick

|''This fancy lipstick will enchant even the most jaded of romantics. Not for use in crowded subway cars or densely packed apartment complexes.''

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|'''Crow Feather Shoes

|''Black shoes festooned with crow feathers. They look quite fancy from afar but resemble road kill from up close. Also, crows attack whenever you wear them.''

|$17100

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|'''Scones of Sadness

|''These scones were baked with loving care for that special someone... who ended up being allergic to scones. How very tragic.''

|$29800

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|'''Sapphire Topknot

|''No true samurai would leave his house without one of these placed firmly atop his pate. The gem sparkles on his bald head, blinding all foes.''

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|'''False Beard of Might

|''A stick-on beard that lends class to even the plainest face. However, the glue is so powerful that it can never be removed, so make the first attempt count!''

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|'''Golden Throne

|''A magnificent toilet adorned with gold leaf and rare gems that emits a pleasing floral scent when used. Truly, this is a throne of kings!''

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|'''Wishstone Fragment (1)

|''A fragment of an ancient tablet that is said to grant any wish. It is covered in arcane characters and was recovered from the hull of an old ship.''

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|'''Short Guy Boots

|''These boots increase your height by almost two feet. You can keep an entire school of goldfish in the heels! ...Not that you would want to.''

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|'''Nifty Wario Poster

|''A poster of Wario. That's all. Just a poster. Oh, and it smells like garlic if you scratch it. How very charming.''

|$8355

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|'''Odd Lucky Thingie

|''A Feng Shui item that brings good luck. Stick it in the corner of your bedroom or home office and watch the good times roll!''

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|'''Wishstone Fragment (2)

|''A fragment of stone found in the Ancient Waterworks. It appears to be part of a legendary stone tablet, but the letters are blurred with age and cannot be read.''

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|'''Spangly Celebrity Garb

|''Some believe that simply donning this spangly outfit will transform you into a famous movie star! Others think such things require actual talent.''

|$3191

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|'''Matching Frilly Pink T-Shirts

|''Look out, world! I'm filled with joy! Delicious, pink-colored joy!''

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|'''Reindeer Headlamp

|''A reindeer headlamp that beams light across vast distances. Reindeer use them to complain about poor working conditions and organize secret reindeer unions.''

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|'''Wishstone Fragment (3)

|''A piece of a mysterious tablet that was hidden deep inside a wall of snow. It speaks of desert kings and ancient pyramids.''

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|'''Superfantastical Money Tree

|''Sure, it sounds fancy. But it's just a plant. A boring old potted plant. Slap anyone who tries to tell you otherwise.''

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|'''Gilded Ice Cream Sandwich

|''This ice cream sandwich is filled with molten gold that melts all the ice cream, thus rendering it useless. But it sure looks fancy!''

|$4734

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|'''Wishstone Fragment (4)

|''A piece of tablet found in the floating gardens. It says that the Wishstone is what sealed away the evil demon.''

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|'''Scary Wrestler Mask

|''A mask for a rough-and-tumble antihero that hides inside your darkest heart. All who see this mask tremble at its mighty visage.''

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|'''Has-Been Celebrity Photo

|''A magical photo of a washed-up celebrity that has the power to make even sleepy accountants scream like little girls.''

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|'''Amazing Garlic Clove

|''This amazing garlic, hundreds of times more pungent than normal garlic, can knock out an elephant at twenty paces. Perfect for getting rid of unwanted guests!''

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|'''Mustache Wax

|''Cannoli's very own mustache wax. Applied liberally, it can turn your soup strainer into a deadly pointed weapon. En garde!''

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|'''Wishstone Fragment (5)

|''A shard of tablet that was found in Carpaccio's labratory. Apparently, when all the fragments are gathered, something big will happen...''

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|'''Brilliant Bug

|''A weirdly beautiful bug that glows in 16,777,216 colors. If you stare at it, it shows the color you wish most to see. If you stare too long, you go color-blind.''

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|'''Bluebird of Luckiness

|''A blue bird that brings good luck and vast fortune to any who possess it. It can also escape from even the sturdiest of cages, as it knows how to pick locks and bribe guards.''

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|'''North Pole Ice Cubes

|''Ice harvested from the North Pole itself! Don't be fooled by cheap imitation South Pole ice. This stuff contains elves!''

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|'''Nostalgic Memory Picture

|''A picture of that perfect day long ago... The mere sight of this is enough to make even the bravest of men weep with uncontainable joy.''

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|'''Rare Gem Cereal

|''A breakfast cereal made from actual emeralds! Try not to swallow it whole, or you may have an unpleasant surprise in the evening.''

|$4096

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|'''Manly Chin Extender

|''Even the nambiest of pambies can go from zero to hero when they strap on this puppy. Unfortunately, it tends to cause severe drooling.''

|$60550

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|'''Calf Hair Spray

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|'''Lovely Burglar Mask

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|'''Back Massage Coupon

|''A fine, fine gift from a loved one, but a terrible, terrible gift from anyone else. If a stranger gives you one, it's probably a scam. Best to run away.''

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|'''Mouse Trap Gum

|''This jewel of a gag was developed overseas. If you master where and how to employ it, you will be the life of any black-tie gala!

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|'''Sandals of Song

|''Ancient sandals that sing a hauntingly beautiful tune with every step you take. They tend to leave one's feet with terribly painful corns, however.''

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|'''Paranoid Bear Carving

|''It may look like a nice little bear carving, but it's actually a malevolent alien robot sent to spy on your every move. Don't turn around.''

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|'''Crazy Delicious Bamboo

|''This is the tastiest bamboo you've ever had. Even the panda, mightiest and most cold-hearted of all creatures, will weep with delight when he samples it.''

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|'''Strong Sauce

|''Oh, the smell! Oh, the flavor! This stellar sauce makes even the most flavorless vegan food taste divine! There's an out-of-body experience in every bite!''

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|'''Ab Annihilator

|''This device will give you rock-hard abs in only seconds a day. Then you can hit them with a sledgehammer while friends and co-workers stare in awe.''

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|'''Fancy Ramen Noodle Soup

|''This ramen contains a single gold ingot that was once owned by a queen of heartbreaking beauty. Oh, and it's got pork in it, too. Rumor says that it grants you eternal life. ...And trichinosis.''

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|'''Comatose Cushion

|''A soft cushion once used by an ancient emperor whose people held him in the highest of esteem. It's so soft, those who sleep on it never wake up. Ever.''

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|'''Handy Scrub Brush

|''A fantastic scrub brush with an ergonomically designed handle. Perfect for cleaning sinks, toilets, and cooking surfaces. But not in that order.''

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|'''Fishin' Hole Fishin' Pole

|''This magic fishing pole will catch a fish every time you dip it in the water! But only crappie. Which actually taste better than they sound.''

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|'''Wooden Nostril Cleaners

|''Ancient wooden nose pickers. Guaranteed not to splinter while inside the nostrils, or your money back. Also usable as a nose-piercing device.''

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|'''Booby-Trapped Magnet Car

|''This car uses electromagnets to hover above the ground. Unfortunately, if it ever drops below 50 miles per hour, the car EXPLODES!''

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|'''Amazing Massage Chair

|''The most comfortable massage chair in the world. Created by a yoga master who gained the ability to travel through time, this chair has the power to liquefy your muscles in seconds.''

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|'''Clever Sidekick

|''A hilarious sidekick. Everybody needs one of these babies. He promises to guffaw loudly at every joke you make, no matter how lame it might be.''

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|'''Telemarketer's Bane

|''This phone autodials telemarketers to ask if their refrigerators are running, then laughs maniacally and hangs up. Hilarious!''

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|'''Hilarity Machine

|''The AutoPun 4000 straps to the mouth and forces the user to create bad pun after bad pun without mercy. Great for lazy comedians.''

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|'''Fool's Candy

|''If you give this candy to a stranger, they will believe whatever you say. Keep away from used car salesmen and those weird dudes who strap signs to themselves and dance around.''

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|'''Classy Bubble Pipe

|''A fancy bubble pipe made of brown sugar, elven tears, and rainbows. How do they get so many rainbows in there? No one knows...''

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|'''Train Window Painting

|''When hung on a wall, the landscape in this painting races by, giving the impression that you are on a train. It even makes that neat "clacka clacka" sound.''

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|'''Fully Automated Pinwheel

|''This pinwheel moves even without wind. Pinwheel purists say this is unnatural and evil, and must be stopped at all costs. ...Stupid purists.''

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|'''Somewhat-Useless Morphing Belt

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|'''Heat-Seeking Soccer Ball

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|'''Formal Salmon Lure

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|'''Weightless Backpack

|''This groovy backpack stays light as a feather, no matter how much junk you cram into it. Science majors can't get enough of this puppy.''

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|'''Bath-Time Shampoo Hat

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|'''Silky Nose Hair Tonic

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|'''Jurassic Snot

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|'''The Earwax Rifle

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|'''Scary Bug in Amber

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|'''Excavated T. Rex Skull

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|'''Kneecap Guards

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|'''Totally Legit UFO Photo

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|'''Vengeful Robot Controller

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|'''Crop Circle Pendant

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|'''Haunted Television

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|'''Jigsaw Puzzle Solver

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|'''Midterm Clothespins

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|'''Starfish Ladybug

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|'''Big Scoop Camera

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