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This is a list of quotes from the game ''[[Paper Mario]]'', listed by character, alphabetically.
This is a list of quotes from the game ''[[Paper Mario]]'', listed by character, alphabetically.
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==[[Red & Blue Goomba Bros.|Blue Goomba]]==
==[[Red & Blue Goomba Bros.|Blue Goomba]]==
*"''Oh yeah! Let's do it, my red brother!"''
*"''[[Mario]]! How'd you like some of this?"''
*"''Re… Red Goomba, my brother… Noooooo! You meanie, Mario!"''
*"''Re… Red Goomba, my brother… Noooooo! You meanie, Mario!"''
*"''[[Mario]] beat [[Red & Blue Goomba Bros.|us]] up!"''
*"''Bah ha ha!!! Yeah, you're scared, all right. You wanna say you're sorry?"''
*"''[[Red & Blue Goomba Bros.|We've]] got [[King Goomba|your]] back!"''


==[[Bombette]]==
==[[Bombette]]==
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*"''You changed your mind, Mario?"''
*"''You changed your mind, Mario?"''
*"''Oh…how depressing…"''
*"''Oh…how depressing…"''
*''"I've got a score to settle with those [[Koopa Bros.]]!
*''"I've got a score to settle with those [[Koopa Bros.]]!"''
*''"Mario rescued me. So I figured the least I could do was help him even the score with Bowser, King of the Koopas!"''
*''"Who's [[Jr. Troopa|this kid]]...? Let me get this straight... He wants to challenge [[Mario|you]]? He's got to be kidding!"''
*''"Who's [[Jr. Troopa|this kid]]...? Let me get this straight... He wants to challenge [[Mario|you]]? He's got to be kidding!"''
*''"You’re Luigi, huh? I’m Bombette. Nice to meet you!♥"''
*''"You’re Luigi, huh? I’m Bombette. Nice to meet you!♥"''
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==[[Bowser]]==
==[[Bowser]]==
*(first line of game) ''"So that I can, at long last, beat my archenemy, [[Mario]]... I'll take this [[Star Rod (Paper Mario)|Star Rod]]!"''
'''Pre-title cutscene'''
*''"Gwa ha ha ha ha! Long time no see, [[Princess Peach]]!"''
*''"Ha ha ha! Yeah! I did! Gwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! So I can, at long last, beat my archenemy, [[Mario]], I'll take this [[Star Rod (Paper Mario)|Star Rod]]!"'' - The first line of character dialogue in the game.
*''"Do it, [[Kammy Koopa]]!!"''
*''"Yeah! Now let's try using it!"''
*''"Bwa ha ha ha ha... We did it! That was a piece o' cake!! Gwaa ha ha!"''
 
'''Opening cutscene'''
*''"Gwaa ha ha ha ha ha! Long time no see, [[Princess Peach]]!"''
*''"I've lifted [[Peach's Castle|your castle]] way up into the sky! It's sitting on my castle now! Weren't expecting that, huh?"''
*''"I've lifted [[Peach's Castle|your castle]] way up into the sky! It's sitting on my castle now! Weren't expecting that, huh?"''
*''"Ha! This castle's under my control now, my dear! Now you will obey ME!"''
*''"Ha! This castle's under my control now, my dear! Now you will obey ME!"''
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*''"As long as I have the Star Rod, everything I wish will come true! Nobody can stop me now!"''
*''"As long as I have the Star Rod, everything I wish will come true! Nobody can stop me now!"''
*''"Well now, I guess I might as well get rid of Mario. He's no good to anyone now, that's for sure."''
*''"Well now, I guess I might as well get rid of Mario. He's no good to anyone now, that's for sure."''
'''Prologue cutscenes'''
*''"I used the Star Rod to make [[Goomboss|that Goomba]] a king because he begged me. And Mario whips him up so easily!?! What a wimp!!"''
*''"I used the Star Rod to make [[Goomboss|that Goomba]] a king because he begged me. And Mario whips him up so easily!?! What a wimp!!"''
*''"Uh... Kammy Koopa, you ARE sure that Mario can never defeat us, right?"''
*''"Uh... Kammy Koopa, you ARE sure that Mario can never defeat us, right?"''
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*''"With the power of the Star Rod, I can't be touched by anyone in the Mushroom Kingdom. You know, Princess, the power that grants everyone's wishes... is mine! Isn't that just wonderful?"''
*''"With the power of the Star Rod, I can't be touched by anyone in the Mushroom Kingdom. You know, Princess, the power that grants everyone's wishes... is mine! Isn't that just wonderful?"''
*''"If you, you know, want anything, all you need to do is ask me, and I'll grant your wishes. But only as long as the request is something I like... so think about it, Princess."''
*''"If you, you know, want anything, all you need to do is ask me, and I'll grant your wishes. But only as long as the request is something I like... so think about it, Princess."''
'''Cutscene after Chapter 1'''
*''"Oh no! I can't believe I left my secret diary lying out! It would be totally embarrassing if someone read that thing... Wuh... wuh... WHAAAT?!! What's the princess doing here?"''
*''"Oh no! I can't believe I left my secret diary lying out! It would be totally embarrassing if someone read that thing... Wuh... wuh... WHAAAT?!! What's the princess doing here?"''
*''"AAAAHHHH!!! You little sneak! You read my diary!!! Guards -- Take Princess Peach back to her room! Immediately!"''
*''"AAAAHHHH!!! You little sneak! You read my diary!!!''
*(to two [[Koopatrol]]s) ''You’re the worst guards ever! Take Princess Peach back to her room! Immediately!"''
 
'''Cutscene after Chapter 2'''
*''"Princess Peach, how are you doing this fine day? Nothing makes me happier than a smile from you, Peach."''
*''"Princess Peach, how are you doing this fine day? Nothing makes me happier than a smile from you, Peach."''
*''"That jerk, Mario, just beat the [[Koopa Bros.]] and [[Tutankoopa]]. Sure, they were complete wimps, but they were still loyal to me. I can't forgive Mario for disrespecting me!"''
*''"That jerk, Mario, just beat the [[Koopa Bros.]] and [[Tutankoopa]]. Sure, they were complete wimps, but they were still loyal to me. I can't forgive Mario for disrespecting me!"''
*''"I'm nipping this in the bud right now: I'm going to use the Invincible [[Tubba Blubba]] on Mario. He's the strongest creature I know, after myself... so you should just forget about Mario."''
*''"I'm nipping this in the bud right now: I'm going to use the Invincible [[Tubba Blubba]] on Mario. He's the strongest creature I know, after myself... so you should just forget about Mario."''
'''Cutscene after Chapter 3'''
*''"Well, that's strange! YOU TOLD ME [[Tubba Blubba|HE]] WAS INVINCIBLE! How can you beat someone who's invincible?"''
*''"Well, that's strange! YOU TOLD ME [[Tubba Blubba|HE]] WAS INVINCIBLE! How can you beat someone who's invincible?"''
*''"Did that stupid Mario just find out the secret that made Tubba Blubba invincible, and then beat him!? Gah!!! I despise Mario, really!"''
*''"Did that stupid Mario just find out the secret that made Tubba Blubba invincible, and then beat him!? Gah!!! I despise Mario, really!"''
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*''"Perfect choices, Princess. Gwa ha ha ha!! Be sure Mario can't avoid those things that he hates! We'll beat him for sure!"''
*''"Perfect choices, Princess. Gwa ha ha ha!! Be sure Mario can't avoid those things that he hates! We'll beat him for sure!"''
*''"My tactics are brilliant! They're pure art! Finally, we will witness the end of Mario! At last! Gwaa ha ha ha ha ha!!"''
*''"My tactics are brilliant! They're pure art! Finally, we will witness the end of Mario! At last! Gwaa ha ha ha ha ha!!"''
'''Cutscene after Chapter 7'''
*''"Oh, Princess Peach! Your cuddly old Bowser's here!"''
*''"Oh, Princess Peach! Your cuddly old Bowser's here!"''
*''"Can't we have a friendly conversation for a change? C'mon!"''
*''"Can't we have a friendly conversation for a change? C'mon! Lemme see a smile!"''
*''"Oh, don't be such a pill. You're stuck with me for a long, long time, beautiful. You'd better get used to it."''
*''"Oh, don't be such a pill. You're stuck with me for a long, long time, beautiful. You'd better get used to it."''
*''"You poor silly girl! I'm invincible with that Star Rod, didn't you know? Mario's no match for me. He's history! Get over it!"''
*''"Gwaa ha ha ha!! Oh, you poor, silly girl! I'm invincible with this Star Rod, didn't you know? Mario's no match for me! He's history. Get over it."''
*''"Grr! It'd better be important. I'm right in the middle of a friendly chat with the princess."''
*''"Grr! It'd better be important! I'm right in the middle of a friendly chat with the princess."''
*''"What? MARIO!?!! Gah... Kammy Koopa! Send all troops to their battle stations at once! We'll ambush him as soon as he enters my castle!"''
*''"What! Gah! Mar-i-ooooo! OK. Listen, Kammy Koopa. Send everyone to their posts! We'll ambush him the second he enters my castle!!"''
*''"Princess Peach, why don't you come with me to watch? You can have a front-row seat to see Mario get crushed."''
*''"Princess Peach, why don't you come with me to watch... You can have a front-row seat to see Mario get crushed."''
*''"Hey, you there! Tie the princess in ropes. If she gets out this time, heads will roll!"''
*''"You! Yeah, you! Tie her up immediately! If she gets out this time, heads will roll!"''
*''"What's this [[Twink|whiny little glittery]] thing? Confetti? Gah! Buzz off!"''
*''"What is [[Twink|this whining little glittering thing]]? Confetti? Gah! Buzz off!"''
*(to his guards) ''"Take the princess! Now! Let's move!"''
 
'''First encounter in Chapter 8'''
*''"Gwa ha ha ha ha!! If it isn't my old pal, Mario! I've been waiting for you... I'm amazed that you managed to come this far."''
*''"Gwa ha ha ha ha!! If it isn't my old pal, Mario! I've been waiting for you... I'm amazed that you managed to come this far."''
*''"You've been a distraction for waaaaaay too long, little man! It'll be a pleasure to squash you personally!"''
*''"You've been a distraction for waaaaaay too long, little man! It'll be a pleasure to squash you personally!"''
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*''"Gwa ha ha! All right, Mario, let's see your so-called power!"''
*''"Gwa ha ha! All right, Mario, let's see your so-called power!"''
*''"Gosh, you're not bad! How'd you get so strong?! Still, you're just an annoyance. That was like a warm-up for me."''
*''"Gosh, you're not bad! How'd you get so strong?! Still, you're just an annoyance. That was like a warm-up for me."''
'''Final battle and defeat'''
*''"Gwa ha ha ha ha!! Welcome to your nightmare!"''
*''"Gwa ha ha ha ha!! Welcome to your nightmare!"''
*''"You should thank me, Mario. Since you've been my rival for so long, I've arranged a [[Power Platform|special arena]] for your defeat!"''
*''"You should thank me, Mario. Since you've been my rival for so long, I've arranged a [[Power Platform|special arena]] for your defeat!"''
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*'''''Day X/X Month:☆''''' <br>
*'''''Day X/X Month:☆''''' <br>
:'''''Sunny'''''
:'''''Sunny'''''
::''Well, the Koopa Bros. got beaten by Mario, diary. He even set free that stupid Star Spirit I kept there. I'm so mad I can barely write! "Ohh, I'm Mario, I'm so big and strong and good and helpful..." I hate him! But I'm not worried. There's no way Mario can save the Star Spirit being held in Dry Dry Ruins. To do that, he'd have to solve the mystery of the sands and then find Dry Dry Ruins in Dry Dry Desert. How would he even know to go to the desert, anyway? So I'm not worried at all. In fact, I'm so calm I'm gonna go to bed now.''
::''Well, the Koopa Bros. got beaten by Mario, diary. He even set free that stupid Star Spirit I kept there. I'm so mad I can barely write! "Ohh, I'm Mario, I'm so big and strong and good and helpful..." I hate him! But I'm not worried. There's no way Mario can save the Star Spirit being held in Dry Dry Ruins. To do that, he'd have to solve the mystery of the sands and then find <span style="color:red">Dry Dry Ruins</span> in <span style="color:red">Dry Dry Desert</span>. How would he even know to go to the desert, anyway? So I'm not worried at all. In fact, I'm so calm I'm gonna go to bed now.''
 
==[[Bruce]]==
*''"Bombette!! Oh, Bombette! Where have you been, Bombette?"''
*''"I followed you, but in vain!! What a coldhearted, cruel girl you are...''"
*''"You left me behind...! How could you!?"''


==[[Bowser???]]==
==[[Bowser???]]==
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*"''Ha! I'm not going to help you. I don't socialize with murderers. Get away from me!"'' - Bumpty outside Mayor Penguin's house
*"''Ha! I'm not going to help you. I don't socialize with murderers. Get away from me!"'' - Bumpty outside Mayor Penguin's house
*"''You! Penguin killer!!!! You just keep your distance! What's that gleam in your eye?! Noooo!!! AIIIIGH! I'm gonna be a murder victim! Please, somebody help me!!!"'' - Bumpty outside entrance to Attack FX E badge
*"''You! Penguin killer!!!! You just keep your distance! What's that gleam in your eye?! Noooo!!! AIIIIGH! I'm gonna be a murder victim! Please, somebody help me!!!"'' - Bumpty outside entrance to Attack FX E badge
*"''Look, I'm not selling anything to Mayor Penguin's killer. Get out of here, will you?"'' - Shiver City shopkeeper
*"''There's a rumor that you murdered Mayor Penguin. Did you really do it? I don't think you did. I bet it was that crazy guy I saw running around here the other day. He was weird. You don't look so weird."'' - Bumpty outside Shiver City Toad House
*"''There's a rumor that you murdered Mayor Penguin. Did you really do it? I don't think you did. I bet it was that crazy guy I saw running around here the other day. He was weird. You don't look so weird."'' - Bumpty outside Shiver City Toad House
*"''Uh, hello? You're the number one suspect in the Mayor's murder! You can't leave the city! Not until you prove you're innocent!"'' - Bumpty blocking the road to [[Shiver Snowfield]]
*"''Uh, hello? You're the number one suspect in the Mayor's murder! You can't leave the city! Not until you prove you're innocent!"'' - Bumpty blocking the road to [[Shiver Snowfield]]
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*''"Now give! What's yer name?"''
*''"Now give! What's yer name?"''
*''"Mario?!!! Well, I'll be!"'' (when selecting Mario)
*''"Mario?!!! Well, I'll be!"'' (when selecting Mario)
*''"If yer Mario, I believe I oughta bust you up!"''
*''"If yer Mario, I reckon I've got to bust you up!"''
*''"Hmm... Well... [[Luigi]], eh, pard..? You do look like this dude..."'' (when selecting Luigi)
*''"Well, yer not Mario, I guess. I reckon you can pass."''
*''"What's that?! [[Princess Peach]]?!"'' (when selecting Princess Peach)
*''"What's that?! [[Princess Peach]]?!"'' (when selecting Princess Peach)
*''"You take me fer a fool?"''
*''"You take me fer a fool?"''
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*''"'Well, well... so long, farewell. 'Til we meet again!"'' (end of 1st-63rd question)
*''"'Well, well... so long, farewell. 'Til we meet again!"'' (end of 1st-63rd question)
*''"'Til then... so long, farewell. Bye!"'' (end of 64th question)
*''"'Til then... so long, farewell. Bye!"'' (end of 64th question)
*''"'Oops! Tough luck, pal! Wrong answer!"''
*''"'Better luck next time."''


==[[Clubba]]==
==[[Clubba]]==
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==[[Crystal King]]==
==[[Crystal King]]==
*''"Who comes to [[Crystal Palace|my palace]]!?"''
*''"Who comes to [[Crystal Palace|my palace]]!?"''
*''"[[Mario]]...You finally arrived!"''
*''"[[Mario]]...You finally arrived! I know you believe you can save [[Kalmar|the Star Spirit]], but I'm afraid I won't let you. First I shall defeat you, then I shall present [[Bowser]] with an iced [[Mario]] gift!"''
*''"I know you think you can save [[Kalmar|this Star Spirit]], but I'm afraid I can't let you!"''
*''"Oh no! The last Star Spirit!! King Bowser, forgive meeeeee!!"''
*''"First I shall defeat you, and then I will present to [[Bowser|King Bowser]] an iced [[Mario]] gift!"''
*''"NOOO! The last Star Spirit! King Bowser, forgive [[Crystal King|meeeeeee]]!"''


==[[Dryite]]s==
==[[Dryite]]s==
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==[[Eldstar]]==
==[[Eldstar]]==
*''"Welcome, [[Mario]]! We've been waiting for you."''
*"''Everybody just calm down. As long as [[Star Spirits|we]] keep it together there's always hope. Now... Our fates are in [[Mario|Mario's]] hands. We must try to revive him. Gather round, everyone. Send Mario your power!"''
*''"We're the 7 [[Star Spirits]]. Our job is to grant the wishes of good people from our home in [[Star Haven]], a place high beyond the sky. We're going to tell you something incredibly important. Please listen carefully."''
*"''Phew...that's it. That's all we can do right now. [[Mario]]... Please get up... Please..."''
*''"The other day, [[Bowser]] and [[Koopa Troop|his followers]] invaded our peaceful Star Haven. They stole our prized treasure, the [[Star Rod (Paper Mario)|Star Rod]], which we've cared for since the beginning of time."''
*"''Mario, we need you to come to [[Shooting Star Summit]].''"
*''"In order to take the Star Rod back from Bowser...and save [[Princess Peach]]... we need your help... Please, Mario... you are our last hope... and we will..."''
*"''Welcome, [[Mario]]! We've been waiting for you."''
*''"Mario, I believe you'll save us all... From the bottom of my heart, I appreciate all you've done. Thank you. Since you have freed me from my prison, the seal on my power is broken, and I will recover it little by little. As long as an ounce of power remains in me, I shall help you."''
*"''We're the 7 [[Star Spirits]]. Our job is to grant the wishes of good people from our home in [[Star Haven]], a place high beyond the sky. We're going to tell you something incredibly important. Please listen carefully."''
*''"Mario, you must save the other Star Spirits quickly! If the seven of us come together, we'll be able to bestow upon you a power called the [[Star Beam]]. The Star Beam is the only thing that can counteract the Star Rod, which Bowser wields."''
*"''The other day, [[Bowser]] and [[Koopa Troop|his followers]] invaded our peaceful Star Haven. They stole our prized treasure, the [[Star Rod (Paper Mario)|Star Rod]], which we've cared for since the beginning of time."''
*''"I have to go back now... back to Star Haven. I must leave immediately. But I'll always be watching you! Save us all, Mario!"''
*"''In order to take the Star Rod back from Bowser...and save [[Princess Peach]]... we need your help... Please, Mario... you are our last hope... and we will..."''
*''"Mario, can you hear me? I'm going to open the entrance to Star Way. Enter this path without fear! The Star Way continues all the way up here to Star Haven. We 7 Star Spirits will be waiting for you here. We wish to give you our remaining power. With this power, you will be able to stand up to the Star Rod that Bowser holds. We anxiously await you! Make haste, Mario, to Star Haven!"''
*"''Mario, I believe you'll save us all... From the bottom of my heart, I appreciate all you've done. Thank you. Since you have freed me from my prison, the seal on my power is broken, and I will recover it little by little. As long as an ounce of power remains in me, I shall help you."''
*''"Mario, you finally made it. The time has come to take the fight to Bowser's turf. Now... hold still while we 7 join together to bestow upon you our final power."''
*"''Mario, you must save the other Star Spirits quickly! If the seven of us come together, we'll be able to bestow upon you a power called the [[Star Beam]]. The Star Beam is the only thing that can counteract the Star Rod, which Bowser wields."''
*''"If you use this power, you can drain the power of the Star Rod whenever Bowser uses it. And one more thing: I have one final gift which should come in handy."''
*"''I have to go back now... back to Star Haven. I must leave immediately. But I'll always be watching you! Save us all, Mario!"''
*''"This is the legendary [[Star Ship]] of Star Haven. Bowser is keeping his castle way up in the sky. With this ship, however, you can reach it. Climb aboard! On to Bowser's Castle! We will be with you whenever you are in need, so use our powers to help you."''
*"''Mario, can you hear me? I'm going to open the entrance to Star Way. Enter this path without fear! The Star Way continues all the way up here to Star Haven. We 7 Star Spirits will be waiting for you here. We wish to give you our remaining power. With this power, you will be able to stand up to the Star Rod that Bowser holds. We anxiously await you! Make haste, Mario, to Star Haven!"''
*"''Mario, you finally made it. The time has come to take the fight to Bowser's turf. Now... hold still while we 7 join together to bestow upon you our final power."''
*"''If you use this power, you can drain the power of the Star Rod whenever Bowser uses it. And one more thing: I have one final gift which should come in handy."''
*"''This is the legendary [[Star Ship]] of Star Haven. Bowser is keeping his castle way up in the sky. With this ship, however, you can reach it. Climb aboard! On to Bowser's Castle! We will be with you whenever you are in need, so use our powers to help you."''
*"''What a surprise! I feel... The wishes of all the Stars and everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom are giving us power! Perhaps now we can match Bowser's strength!"''
*"''Now, Mario! Don't give up! Everyone's behind you! Receive our power and do your very best!''"
*"''Power up the Star Beam!!!"''
*"''Thank you, Mario! You did it! You brought back our precious Star Rod! I thank you from the bottom of my heart. We will use it to bring peace back to [[Mushroom Kingdom|this kingdom]]."''
*"''I think it's time we returned to Star Haven. All of the Stars are waiting for us there, no doubt. Good-bye, Mario! May the stars forever shine brightly upon you!"''


==[[Fice T.]]==
==[[Fice T.]]==
*''"Beyond here lies dark and gloomy [[Forever Forest]]. You’ll get lost for sure, so I advice you not to enter."''
*''"Brrrrrrrr... Juh...Just now, [[Bootler|a ghost]] passed right in front of [[Fice T.|me]]... Uhhh...[[Mario|You]] saw it, didn't you?"''
*''"Brrrrrrrr... Juh...Just now, [[Bootler|a ghost]] passed right in front of [[Fice T.|me]]... Uhhh...[[Mario|You]] saw it, didn't you?"''
*"''No…You must have!!"''
*"''No…You must have!!"''
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*''"It went into the [[Forever Forest|forest]]!"''
*''"It went into the [[Forever Forest|forest]]!"''
*''"Ma... Mario, this madness has to end. Will you go into the forest and see what's going on? I'm ashamed to say it's my job, but I just can't go. I'm too frightened of ghosts! Puh... Please, I'm begging you."''
*''"Ma... Mario, this madness has to end. Will you go into the forest and see what's going on? I'm ashamed to say it's my job, but I just can't go. I'm too frightened of ghosts! Puh... Please, I'm begging you."''
* [if talked to while Lady Bow is active] ''"Ma... Mario, behind you!!! Aaaaauuuuugggghhhh!!! Gh... Gh... Ghost!!!"''
*[if talked to while Lady Bow is active] ''"Ma... Mario, behind you!!! Aaaaauuuuugggghhhh!!! Gh... Gh... Ghost!!!"''
*''"Mario, I hear that you're finally going to take on Bowser! You're so brave. I wish I could find courage as deep as yours..."''


==[[Fishmael]]==
==[[Fishmael]]==
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*''"Princess Peach is such a generous and wonderful lady, just as I was told. It was worth coming to visit."''
*''"Princess Peach is such a generous and wonderful lady, just as I was told. It was worth coming to visit."''
*''"Mario, please come visit us in the Shiver region someday!"''
*''"Mario, please come visit us in the Shiver region someday!"''
*''"One of the Star Kids seems to be playing hide-and-seek. You haven't seen him, have you?"''
*''"I swear, the second I take my eyes off him he always runs off somewhere... What a naughty little Star Kid."''


==[[Fuzzipede]]==
==[[Fuzzipede]]==
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==[[Goombaria]]==
==[[Goombaria]]==
*"''It really sounded like something fell somewhere around here..."''
*"''Oh... Who could that be?"''
*"''This red shirt, this hat, and this mustache... You know, this really looks like the one and only [[Mario]]! It couldn't be...could it? The real Mario?"''
*"''Hey! Hey! Wake up! C'mon!! Up and at 'em!! Oh no! [[Mario|He]] won't wake up!!! Oh, oh, what am I gonna do!?"''
*"''[[Goompapa|Dad]]!! [[Goompa|Goom-pa]]!! [[Goombario|Goom-ba-rio]]!!!"''
*"''Best of luck, [[Mario]]."''
*"''Whuh...what? What's that, [[Goompapa|Daddy]]!? What's [[Kammy Koopa|that weird flying thing]]"''
*"''[[Goompapa|Dad]], we've just gotta do something, right? [[Mario]]'s gotta save [[Princess Peach|the princess]]! Nobody else can do it!"''
*"''[[Goompa]], I was very, very worried about you! Really worried!"''
*"''It's my dolly! Dolly, dolly! You're back!! Thank you so much!♥ I'm so happy… My sweet dolly! Don't you ever get lose again!"''
*"''It's my dolly! Dolly, dolly! You're back!! Thank you so much!♥ I'm so happy… My sweet dolly! Don't you ever get lose again!"''
*"''Here's a present from me! Look at the pretty glitter!"''
*"''Here's a present from me! Look at the pretty glitter!"''
*"''And take this, too!"''
*"''And take this, too!"''
*"''Yeah, [[Goombario]]'s head is hard as a rock now! Tee hee! When he does his [[Headbonk]] move, it really, really hurts!"''
*"''Me too!!"''
*"''Way to go, [[Goombario]]!"''
*"''Hey, [[Goombario]]! What did [[Princess Peach]] write in her letter? Lemme see!"''


==[[Goombario]]==
==[[Goombario]]==
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*''"Awesome! You rule, Mario!"''
*''"Awesome! You rule, Mario!"''
*''"Oh, we're hurting, Mario! The Star Beam doesn't work!"''
*''"Oh, we're hurting, Mario! The Star Beam doesn't work!"''
*''"Hey [[Parakarry]], what's up? I thought you were back at work delivering letters."''
*''" Huh? From [[Princess Peach]]!? Whoa! What's she writing to me for?"''
*''"See you later, [[Parakarry]]! Keep working hard, buddy!"''
*''"See you later, [[Parakarry]]! Keep working hard, buddy!"''
*''"Jeepers! This is an invitation to a party at [[Peach's Castle|Princess Peach's castle]]!"''
*''"Jeepers! This is an invitation to a party at [[Peach's Castle|Princess Peach's castle]]!"''
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==[[Goompa]]==
==[[Goompa]]==
*"''Oh! Well now! I believe that's the dolly that Goombaria said she lost! She'll no doubt be overjoyed if you give it back to her."''
*"''Oh! Well now! I believe that's the dolly that [[Goombaria]] said she lost! She'll no doubt be overjoyed if you give it back to her."''
*"''So many people lose things all over the place, you know. It almost makes one feel like looking around everywhere…"''
*"''So many people lose things all over the place, you know. It almost makes one feel like looking around everywhere…"''


==[[Goompapa]]==
==[[Goompapa]]==
*''"I just fixed that gate...Nobody say 'gate' to me..."''
*"''Howdy, [[Mario]]! Feeling better? Feel free to rest in our house. You what? You have to leave right now? ...Oh, Shooting Star Summit. Something important, no doubt. Well, I believe that the summit is near Toad Town. You'll have to wait a bit. I have to fix this gate before you can head out to the east. That earthquake the other day really did a job on it. Did you feel that quake? Shoot! I thought the sky was falling. Just relax and don't worry. I'll have this fixed in a jiffy.''"
*"''Hoo! What a job! Sorry to have kept you waiting. The gate is finally fixed. If you take this road straight ahead, you'll eventually reach [[Toad Town]], the home of [[Princess Peach's Castle]]. I believe that [[Shooting Star Summit]] is just beyond there. It's too bad you can't stay... I feel like I just met you! But duty calls, I know. Come back and visit if you can.''"
*"''I just fixed that gate...Nobody say 'gate' to me..."''
*"''[[Kammy Koopa]], that fiend! Did you hear what she said about the princess? It didn't sound good. I hope nothing's happened to her..."''
*"''Ummmmmmm... Oh, here's an idea! Maybe we can break this block with [[Goompa|Goompa's]] big Hammer! I think he's using it now to fix the veranda. Go ask him for it, will you?"''
*''"If it's at all possible for you, could you deliver this to a [[Toad (species)|Toad]] named [[Muss T.]]? He hangs around the castle garden."''
*''"If it's at all possible for you, could you deliver this to a [[Toad (species)|Toad]] named [[Muss T.]]? He hangs around the castle garden."''
*''"I'd really appreciate it."''
*''"I'd really appreciate it."''
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==[[Koopa Bros.#Green Ninjakoopa|Green Ninjakoopa]]==
==[[Koopa Bros.#Green Ninjakoopa|Green Ninjakoopa]]==
*''"Most of all, though, you shouldn't go ask old man [[Merlon]] for help. That would be bad for us, I mean, you."''
*''"Most of all, though, you shouldn't go ask old man [[Merlon]] for help. That would be really bad news for us... I mean, for you! Don't even think about it!"''
*''"Yeah, what gives? Ask anyone! We're just cute, ordinary Toads hanging out."''
*''"Ha! Let's see the great [[Mario]] get any further, now!"''
*''"Ha! Let's see the great [[Mario]] get any further, now!"''
*''"Looks like there's gonna be some fighting here... see ya!"''
*''"Looks like there's gonna be some fighting here... see ya!"''
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==[[Hammer Bro]]==
==[[Hammer Bro]]==
*"''Nyuck yuck yuck… What took you so long, Mario? Ready to taste my hammer? Here it comes!!!"''
*"''Nyuck yuck yuck… What took you so long, Mario? Ready to taste my hammer? Here it comes!!!"''
*"''What are [[Princess Peach|you]] doing here? Get back to your station! [[Kammy Koopa]] will chew us both out if she finds you here instead of at your post!''"
*"''Why do we bother patrolling? I mean, don't you agree? Sure, I know, Princess Peach got out a couple of times... But this [[Peach's Castle|castle]] is hovering in the middle of the sky! Where's she gonna go? Huh? I think [[Bowser|King Bowser]]'s nervous. He hides it well, though.''"
*"''Wha... What're you looking at? I... I'm not looking for the book you think I'm looking for! I swear! No fooling! I'm trying to study... something! Here, take [[Shooting Star (item)|this]] and go away!"
*"''Seriously, leave me alone. I'm really trying to study. I always get this killer headache when I open a book...''"


==[[Harry (Paper Mario)|Harry]]==
==[[Harry (Paper Mario)|Harry]]==
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*''"I mean it, I'll be back!!"''
*''"I mean it, I'll be back!!"''
===Second encounter===
===Second encounter===
*''"Hold it right there, Mario! I've been waiting for you!!"''
*''"Hold it right there, [[Mario]]! I've been waiting for you!!"''
*''"I told you I'd be back! Now I'll get my revenge! Here it comes, baby!"''
*''"I told you I'd be back! Now I'll get my revenge! Here it comes, baby!"''
*''"Check this out!"''
*''"Check this out!"''
*''"Dwaaaahhhhhh!"''
*''"Dwaaaahhhhhh!"''
*''"Mario! I'm talking to you! I promise you, this fight will be much different from before!"''
*''"[[Mario]]! I'm talking to you! I promise you, this fight will be much different from before!"''
*''"Shut up!!!!!"''
*''"Shut up!!!!!"''
*''"You! Mario!! Of course you remember me!?"''
*''"You! [[Mario]]!! Of course you remember me!?"''
*''"That's right! Darn tootin'! I'm Jr. Troopa!"'' (When selecting Yes)
*''"That's right! Darn tootin'! I'm Jr. Troopa!"'' (When selecting Yes)
*''"This time, you're really gonna see some fireworks!"''  
*''"This time, you're really gonna see some fireworks!"''  
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*''"Listen, you...you big lug! My name is Jr. Troopa! Remember it and tremble!"''
*''"Listen, you...you big lug! My name is Jr. Troopa! Remember it and tremble!"''
*''"After this beating, you'll definitely remember it!"''
*''"After this beating, you'll definitely remember it!"''
*''"Get ready to hurt, Mario! I'm gonna show you a new skill I just picked up!"''
*''"Get ready to hurt, [[Mario]]! I'm gonna show you a new skill I just picked up!"''
*''"Yeah! Check that out! You've never seen anything like it before, have you?"''
*''"Yeah! Check that out! You've never seen anything like it before, have you?"''
*''"Your attacks are useless now!!"''
*''"Your attacks are useless now!!"''
*''"Yeeowch!! Who knew that Mario had such battle skills?"''
*''"Yeeowch!! Who knew that [[Mario]] had such battle skills?"''
*''"Grrr...it's not over yet, though! Yaaaaaaaahhh!!!!!"''
*''"Grrr...it's not over yet, though! Yaaaaaaaahhh!!!!!"''
*''"Aaaaaaaaaaaah!"'' (When attacking a defeated Jr. Troopa)
*''"Aaaaaaaaaaaah!"'' (When attacking a defeated Jr. Troopa)
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*''"I'm lost in a freaky forest! S-s-so s-scared..."''
*''"I'm lost in a freaky forest! S-s-so s-scared..."''
*''"Eeeek!"''
*''"Eeeek!"''
*''"Oh, Mario! Oh, thank... ...I mean, ah HA!"''
*''"Oh, [[Mario]]! Oh, thank... ...I mean, ah HA!"''
*''"Boy, are you unlucky to run into me again!"''
*''"Boy, are you unlucky to run into me again!"''
*''"Shut up! Shut uuuuuupp! I'm not a lost child! I'm your worst nightmare!"''
*''"Shut up! Shut uuuuuupp! I'm not a lost child! I'm your worst nightmare!"''
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*''"Yaaaaahoo!"''
*''"Yaaaaahoo!"''
===Fourth encounter===
===Fourth encounter===
*''"Wooooooooooooooooooooooh!!"''
*''"Wheez Wheez Wheez…"''
*''"Yes! I…cough…did it! I swam…all the way!"''
*''"All right Mario! Now I’m going to give you a beating you’ll never…"''
*''"What!? Wait! Where are you going? Wait! Mario, wait up!!"''
*''"Come back here, you chicken!"''
*''"Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!!!!"''
*''"Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!!!!"''
*''"Wooooooooooooooooooo!!"''
*''"I'll... never... go... swimming... again... for the rest... of my life!"''
*''"I'll... never... go... swimming... again... for the rest... of my life!"''
*''"I've learned some coooool techniques!"''
*''"Now, Mario! You’re mine this time!"''
*''"Hey, Mario, you like magic tricks? Well, you won't like this one!"''
*''"Ayaaaaaaaaah!"''
*''"Finally, at long last, I'll settle my score with you!"''
*''"Here it comes! You… you’d better be ready!"''
*''"This is it, the final fight! Only one of us is walking away from this battle!"''
*''"Gasp! Oh, no! All that swimming! My HP is almost gone!"''
*''"Don't think you've won, Mario! I swear to you, I'm gonna beat you SO bad next time!"''
*''"Well, I’ll make up for my low HP by using my new skills!"''
*''"GOSH!"''
*''"Check this out! <big>More power!!</big>"''
*''"I know all your fighting powers by now, Mario."''
*''"See my gear? The spike, the wings… You can’t attack me now! I’m the smartest fighter alive!"''
*''"I can’t be defeated! Wa ha ha!"''
 
===Fifth encounter===
*''"Brrrraaah ha ha ha! Brrr! I've been waiting for you, [[Mario|Mariooooooooo]]!"''
*''"I've been here forever! I was getting desperate! I thought I was gonna freeze! [[Shiver Snowfield|This place]] is freezing, and cold, and nasty and icy! I hate it!"''
*''"I can't take it anymore!!"''
*''"I gotta get out of [[Shiver Snowfield|here]]!"''
*''"I'm going to beat [[Mario|you]] up in record time and head back to some place warm."''
*''"You ready, [[Mario|ice-boy]]? Let's do it!!"''
*''"Oh, I've been busy, Mario! I learned cooool techniques! Check this out! Aah hahhhhhhh!"''
*''"Look at that piece of work! I've been taking a little magic course on the side! And now, [[Mario|you're]] gonna be my final exam! Yeah! I've gotta win this time!"''
*''"Ha ha ha ha!! That felt fantastic! I just keep on getting better!"''
*''"Nooooo!!"''
===Sixth encounter===
*''"Uaaaaaaghhhh!!! I found you, [[Mario]]!!!!!"''
*''"Dwahhhhhhhhh!!! At last! [[Mario|You're]] mine! It was a pain find you, you know? Today, at long last, I'll settle my score with you!"''
*''"Here it comes, [[Mario]]!! This is the final fight!!! Only one of us is walking away from this battle!"''
*''"Darn it!!!!! OK, try this on for size!! Ultimate Power!"''
*''"Shoooot!!!!!!!!!!! OK, maybe something else... How about this!!!???"''
*''"Aaaargh!!! You've still got some skills!!"''
*''"Darn it!! Darn it, darn it! Don't think you've won, [[Mario]]! I swear to you, I'm gonna beat you so bad next time!!"''


==[[Kalmar]]==
==[[Kalmar]]==
*''"Alas... We've nearly exhausted our power to talk to you. Although it looks like we're there beside you, it is only an illusion. We're using all of our strength to communicate with you over a great distance. But even now, our strength is fading..."''
*"''But [[Bowser]] has the [[Star Rod]]! Now he's mightier than [[Mario]]! It's hopeless! All is lost!"''
*''"We've been caught and are being held by Bowser's followers in different places throughout the Mushroom Kingdom. Please, Mario, first of all, you must rescue us!"''
*"''Alas... We've nearly exhausted our power to talk to you. Although it looks like we're there beside you, it is only an illusion. We're using all of our strength to communicate with you over a great distance. But even now, our strength is fading..."''
*''"Well done, Mario. My name is Kalmar. Thank you for coming. You have successfully rescued all of us Star Spirits. We are in your debt. Now all that is left is for you to challenge Bowser. My power should help you to beat him, to bring back the Star Rod, to restore peace to the Mushroom Kingdom, and... to save Princess Peach."''
*"''We've been caught and are being held by Bowser's followers in different places throughout the Mushroom Kingdom. Please, Mario, first of all, you must rescue us!"''
*''"Mario, you must make your way back to Shooting Star Summit. From Shooting Star Summit, we'll prepare the route to Star Haven. The name of this route is [[Star Way]]. Once you travel Star Way, you'll finally reach Star Haven."''
*"''Well done, [[Mario]]. My name is Kalmar. Thank you for coming. You have successfully rescued all of us [[Star Spirits]]. We are in your debt. Now all that is left is for you to challenge [[Bowser]]. My power should help you to beat him, to bring back the Star Rod, to restore peace to the Mushroom Kingdom, and... to save Princess Peach."''
*''"My only wish is for you to save this precious world. You can do it, Mario. Good-bye for now."''
*"''Mario, you must make your way back to [[Shooting Star Summit]]. From Shooting Star Summit, we'll prepare the route to Star Haven. The name of this route is [[Star Way]]. Once you travel Star Way, you'll finally reach Star Haven."''
*"''My only wish is for you to save this precious world. You can do it, Mario. Good-bye for now."''
*"''No words can express completely how grateful we are for all that you've done. Hope has returned, both to Star Haven and to all of the Mushroom Kingdom. We're in your debt, Mario."''


==[[Kammy Koopa]]==
==[[Kammy Koopa]]==
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*''"Now, you are able to use powers from six out of seven Star Spirits. Mine, if you use it well, should prove to be extremely helpful in battle. Don't become overconfident, though -- you must be careful. Bowser has power as well. Remember that even stronger enemies await you. I hope our powers may help you so that you may help us... We're all depending on you!"''
*''"Now, you are able to use powers from six out of seven Star Spirits. Mine, if you use it well, should prove to be extremely helpful in battle. Don't become overconfident, though -- you must be careful. Bowser has power as well. Remember that even stronger enemies await you. I hope our powers may help you so that you may help us... We're all depending on you!"''
*''"I'll go back to Star Haven now. I can't wait to get there! I've been terribly worried about everyone!"''
*''"I'll go back to Star Haven now. I can't wait to get there! I've been terribly worried about everyone!"''
*''"I hope Bowser learned something from all of this. Maybe he'll behave himself now... But I suppose the chances of that are very slim."''


==[[Kolorado]]==
==[[Kolorado]]==
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*"''You now know a bit of the magic of the desert. Cherish the memory, old boy!"''
*"''You now know a bit of the magic of the desert. Cherish the memory, old boy!"''
*"''Yaaah! Get off! Aaaaaah!!"''
*"''Yaaah! Get off! Aaaaaah!!"''
*"''Ow! Mario! You’re supposed to attack the other guy, old bean! Do you have issues with me? A bit of jealousy, perhaps?"''
*"''Dear me! I barely got away… That was rather rude, Mario! Leaving me like that! Hmph! Well, we can't all be heroes… Let's press on, hm?"''
*"''Dear me! I barely got away… That was rather rude, Mario! Leaving me like that! Hmph! Well, we can't all be heroes… Let's press on, hm?"''
*"''Phew… You saved me! Many thanks, old chum. Well, enough of that! Let's pull ourselves together and press on, what say?"''
*"''Phew… You saved me! Many thanks, old chum. Well, enough of that! Let's pull ourselves together and press on, what say?"''
*"''Yow! Off me, you brute! Aargh!"''
*"''Yow! Off me, you brute! Aargh!"''
*"''Ow! Get ahold of yourself! What do you say you attack the enemies instead of me, hmm?"''
*"''That was frightful… Have you no manners, Mario?! Going on without me!! You boor! …Well, not everyone is noble. It would seem that our goal, the volcano, is quite near. Let's press on, hm?"''
*"''That was frightful… Have you no manners, Mario?! Going on without me!! You boor! …Well, not everyone is noble. It would seem that our goal, the volcano, is quite near. Let's press on, hm?"''
*"''Phew… You saved me once more. You're top notch, Mario! Now, I feel that our destination, the volcano, is quite near. Let's press on while our spirits are high, eh?"''
*"''Phew… You saved me once more. You're top notch, Mario! Now, I feel that our destination, the volcano, is quite near. Let's press on while our spirits are high, eh?"''
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==[[Lakilester]]==
==[[Lakilester]]==
*''"Hey hey hey! Hold up! Wait, man!"''
*''"Hey, man! I don't think we've ever met, have we? I mean, you're Mario, right?"''  
*''"Hey, man! I don't think we've ever met, have we? I mean, you're Mario, right?"''  
*''"My name is Lakilester... Er, no, it's Michael... No, um... Oh yeah... Spike. Yeah yeah, I'm Spike... Well whatever. Never mind."
*''"My name is Lakilester... Er, no, it's Michael... No, um... Oh yeah... Spike. Yeah yeah, I'm Spike... Well whatever. Never mind."
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*''"Go on...do your worst. I'm not afraid of it."''
*''"Go on...do your worst. I'm not afraid of it."''
*''"Do whatever you do to guys you've defeated...[[Fire Flower]] in the eye...[[POW Block]]..."''  
*''"Do whatever you do to guys you've defeated...[[Fire Flower]] in the eye...[[POW Block]]..."''  
*''"Aw no, [[Lakilulu]]!!"''
*''"Ah, no! Don't call me Lakilester! That's not my name. It's Spike, see? I told [[Lakilulu|you]] I changed my name last month! Come on!"''
*''"Ah, no! Don't call me Lakilester! That's not my name. It's Spike, see? I told [[Lakilulu|you]] I changed my name last month! Come on!"''
*''"Stop calling me Lakilester! It's such a stupid name. My name is Spike. Spike! Are you even listening to me!?"''
*''"Stop calling me Lakilester! It's such a stupid name! My name is Spike! SPIKE! Are you even listening to me!?"''
*''"Hey, I've got a question, man. What in the world are you doing all this fighting for?"''
*''"Hey, I've got a question, man. What in the world are you doing all this fighting for?"''
*"''….Huh. Yeah…fighting for yourself… That's the way to go, man. Walkin' your own path with honor. I can get behind an ideal like that! I'll go with you! I'm completely fed up with the pointless jobs that Huff N. Puff threw my way, anyway. With you, I can improve my skills by taking on the enemies that challenge us along the way!"'' (For myself)
*"''….Huh. Yeah…fighting for yourself… That's the way to go, man. Walkin' your own path with honor. I can get behind an ideal like that! I'll go with you! I'm completely fed up with the pointless jobs that Huff N. Puff threw my way, anyway. With you, I can improve my skills by taking on the enemies that challenge us along the way!"'' (For myself)
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==[[Lakilulu]]==
==[[Lakilulu]]==
*''"Wait!!!!!"''
*''"Please have mercy on my poor, sweet [[Lakilester]]!"''
*''"Please have mercy on my poor, sweet [[Lakilester]]!"''
*''"He was just following [[Huff N. Puff]]'s orders! Will you forgive him?"''
*''"He was just following [[Huff N. Puff]]'s orders! Will you forgive him?"''
*''"He's really sweet! Please don't take my Lakilester away from me!!"''
*''"He's really sweet! Please don't take my Lakilester away from me!!"''
*''"Oh, [[Mario|you]]'ll forgive him? Oh, thank you!"''
*''"Oh, [[Mario|you]]'ll forgive him? Oh, thank you!"''
*''I swear, if you make me worry, I'll take a Spiny and..."''
*''"I swear, if you make me worry, I'll take a Spiny and..."''
*''How are you doing, Lakilester? Are you becoming a better [[Lakitu]] by helping people?"''
*''"How are you doing, Lakilester? Are you becoming a better [[Lakitu]] by helping people?"''


==[[Lakitu]]==
==[[Lakitu]]==
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*''"I wonder what my brother Mario is doing right now..."''
*''"I wonder what my brother Mario is doing right now..."''
*''"Mario! It's you! It's great to see you!"''
*''"Mario! It's you! It's great to see you!"''
*''"Oh? And who are [[Goombario|you]]?"''
*''"Oh? And who are [[Party member|you]]?"''
*''"I see. Great, just great. You're on an exciting adventure with Mario. Talk about unfair. See, someone has to look after [[Mario Bros.' House|this house]], so I can't leave. Oh well. Take care of Mario, OK?"''
*''"I see. Great, just great. You're on an exciting adventure with Mario. Talk about unfair. See, someone has to look after [[Mario Bros.' House|this house]], so I can't leave. Oh well. Take care of Mario, OK?"''
*''"Good luck, Mario! You just have to save that [[Princess Peach|princess]]!"''
*''"Good luck, Mario! You just have to save that [[Princess Peach|princess]]!"''
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*''"Ohhh... so that's it, huh? So that's how you took the [[Star Rod (Paper Mario)|Star Rod]] back from Bowser. It looks like another wild adventure's in the books, bro. The castle's back in its proper place and everyone's returned home safely. You came through in the end, just like you always do!"''
*''"Ohhh... so that's it, huh? So that's how you took the [[Star Rod (Paper Mario)|Star Rod]] back from Bowser. It looks like another wild adventure's in the books, bro. The castle's back in its proper place and everyone's returned home safely. You came through in the end, just like you always do!"''
*''"I know you've been back for days now, but you still kinda feel like you're on an adventure."''
*''"I know you've been back for days now, but you still kinda feel like you're on an adventure."''
*''"Huh? Did you hear something outside? I think I'll go take a look."''
*''"Well, Mario... [[Parakarry]] stopped by to deliver us a party invitation from Princess Peach. He said he's also invited, so he took off and said he'd see us at the castle when we arrived. Now, we'd better go, too!"''
*''"All right, Mario. I'm just gonna go on ahead. There's something important that I have to do. What is it? Sorry, bro... It's top secret!"''


==[[Mamar]]==
==[[Mamar]]==
*''"The Star Rod... is powerful beyond belief. It can grant any wish. For as long as [[Star Spirits|we]] can remember, [[Bowser]] has been making wishes like, for instance... 'I'd like to trounce [[Mario]]' or 'I want [[Princess Peach]] to like me.' Of course, [[Star (species)|Stars]] ignore such selfish wishes. As a result, his wishes were never granted."''
*"''Oh, thank heavens! He's been gravely injured, but I think he'll recover."''
*''"Thank you, Mario. At last I can head home to Star Haven. So nice to meet you in person! You've still got a long way to go, but I just know you can save Princess Peach! I'll do my best to help you!"''
*"''The Star Rod... is powerful beyond belief. It can grant any wish. For as long as [[Star Spirits|we]] can remember, [[Bowser]] has been making wishes like, for instance... 'I'd like to trounce [[Mario]]' or 'I want [[Princess Peach]] to like me.' Of course, [[Star (species)|Stars]] ignore such selfish wishes. As a result, his wishes were never granted."''
*''"Call on me when times are bad. Believe in this, Mario: My powers are strong... I'm a Star Spirit, after all! Our powers are growing all the time. Keep up the good work, Mario! You must save the other Star Spirits as soon as possible!"''
*"''Thank you, Mario. At last I can head home to Star Haven. So nice to meet you in person! You've still got a long way to go, but I just know you can save Princess Peach! I'll do my best to help you!"''
*''"For now, I'm going back to recover in Star Haven. Who knows how my dear old Star Haven is faring without the Star Rod? Goodbye, Mario! I'm off!"''
*"''Call on me when times are bad. Believe in this, Mario: My powers are strong... I'm a Star Spirit, after all! Our powers are growing all the time. Keep up the good work, Mario! You must save the other Star Spirits as soon as possible!"''
*"''For now, I'm going back to recover in Star Haven. Who knows how my dear old Star Haven is faring without the Star Rod? Goodbye, Mario! I'm off!"''
*''"Now we'll be able to grant everyone's wishes again! All of this is thanks to you, Mario!"''


==[[Master Poet]]==
==[[Master Poet]]==
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==[[Mayor Penguin]]==
==[[Mayor Penguin]]==
*"''I'm here on behalf of lovely Shiver City. I'm the mayor there, you know! My goodness, look at the time! I have to go shopping with Frost T.!''"
*"''Uuhhh..."''
*"''Oh, my aching... Ouch..."''
*"''Oh, good gracious! Hello, everyone. What's going on here?"''
*"''Huh...? What are you talking about? Umm.... I think... I seem to remember going to the shelf to get this souvenir for [[Herringway]]. Oh, yes, of course! I reached up, slipped, and then whacked my head on the floor. Yes, that's what happened!"''
*"''Here you are, [[Herringway]]. This is what I was reaching for. [[Toad Town]] was great fun. So many interesting sights... Wish youcould've been there. Some time after all this hubbub settles down, I'll give you a full account of the big city."''
*"''Ah... Yes. So sorry."''
*"''Ummm... I have the best intentions, but for some reason I always end up causing a ruckus. Hello. Sorry about all that. I must apologize... ... Say! [[Mario|You're]] Mario, aren't you? Well, let me welcome you to [[Shiver City]], jewel of the north! ...What's the matter? Oh, you want to hike over to [[Starborn Valley]], do you? I see... Of course. I'll tell the gatekeeper to allow you out of the city. You'd better bundle up!"''
*"''I'm here on behalf of lovely [[Shiver City]]. I'm the mayor there, you know! My goodness, look at the time! I have to go shopping with [[Frost T.]]!''"
 
==[[Mayor Penguin's wife]]==
*"''[[Mayor Penguin|Darling]], would you like a cup of tea? ....... Hmm? Oh... Dear, you know you'll catch a cold if you sleep there!"''
*"''Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!"''
*"''Help! Somebody! Anybody! [[Mayor Penguin|My husband]] is dead! He's been murdered! It's a penguin murder mystery!"''
*"''[[Mayor Penguin|My husband]] is dead! Look at him lying there! Oh, my darling husband!!! Somebody clipped his flippers!!"''
*"''[[Mario|Him]]! Right there! That man with the suspicious mustache! I told him not to come in the house, but he barged right in! [[Mayor Penguin|My husband]] was alive right up until this man showed up! He must be the murderer!"''
*"''Eeeeeeek! [[Mayor Penguin|My husband]]'s returned! He's a ghost!!! Eeeeek!"''


==[[Merlon]]==
==[[Merlon]]==
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==[[Merluvlee]]==
==[[Merluvlee]]==
*"''Have you seen my sister yet? I'm sorry…but I simply can't give you an autograph until you fulfill your promise."''
*"''Have you seen my sister yet? I'm sorry…but I simply can't give you an autograph until you fulfill your promise."''
==[[Minh T.]]==
*''"[[Shy Guys]] are trampling all over my flower garden! Oh! The poor flowers... They were so beautiful... It was my dream to fill Toad Town with beautiful flowers... I'm so sad..."''
*''"Oh, thank you! The flowers give you their thanks as well, Mario!"''


==[[Misstar]]==
==[[Misstar]]==
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* ''"Dear Mario! You have saved five of us Star Spirits now! Just a couple more to go! My name is Misstar. Let me grant you power that will help you along!"''
* ''"Dear Mario! You have saved five of us Star Spirits now! Just a couple more to go! My name is Misstar. Let me grant you power that will help you along!"''
* ''"I have to go back to Star Haven for now, but if you need me, please call on me at any time. I will be watching you and wishing for your success. I know you'll see the Princess soon enough, Mario. Have faith. Thank you again for saving me. See you soon!"''
* ''"I have to go back to Star Haven for now, but if you need me, please call on me at any time. I will be watching you and wishing for your success. I know you'll see the Princess soon enough, Mario. Have faith. Thank you again for saving me. See you soon!"''
* ''"Mario... Don't think we don't know how hard you worked for all of us. It must have been very difficult. We won't forget your efforts."''


==[[Monstar]]==
==[[Monstar]]==
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*"''Are you scaaaaared yet?"''
*"''Are you scaaaaared yet?"''
*"''Ho ho ho ho! Your puuuuny attack doesn't hurt me at all!"''
*"''Ho ho ho ho! Your puuuuny attack doesn't hurt me at all!"''
*"''Giiiiive up or suffer!"''
*"''Giiiiive up or suffer!''"
*"''Thiiiis is your only chance!''"
*''"Noooo! Ruuuuun away!"''
*''"Noooo! Ruuuuun away!"''
==[[Mort T.]]==
*''"Where are your manners, Mario? You shouldn't climb on the table."''
*''"A letter? For me? Oh, it's from my wife! How sweet! I love her so..."''
*''".......... Phew... Oh, pardon me. I got really wrapped up there."''
*''"That wife of mine! She's so cute! She makes me crazy! Thanks for bringing me joy! Here, take [[Star Piece (Paper Mario series)|this]], OK?"''


==[[Moustafa]]==
==[[Moustafa]]==
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==[[Muskular]]==
==[[Muskular]]==
*''"It is the responsibility of the 7 Star Spirits to keep the Star Rod safe and use it properly. We must get the Star Rod back from Bowser and return it to its rightful place! In order to do this, Mario, we need your help!"''
*"''It is the responsibility of the 7 Star Spirits to keep the Star Rod safe and use it properly. We must get the Star Rod back from Bowser and return it to its rightful place! In order to do this, Mario, we need your help!"''
*''"Phew! Ahhh... fresh air! After being cooped up in [[Shy Guy's Toy Box|there]] for so long, I could really use some outdoor exercise."''
*"''Phew! Ahhh... fresh air! After being cooped up in [[Shy Guy's Toy Box|there]] for so long, I could really use some outdoor exercise."''
*''"Mario, I must thank you for saving me. Now it's my turn to help you."''
*"''Mario, I must thank you for saving me. Now it's my turn to help you."''
*''"Call on me whenever you find yourself in trouble. I'll always come quickly to aid you in battle. Now... I'm going back to my dear old Star Haven..."''
*"''Call on me whenever you find yourself in trouble. I'll always come quickly to aid you in battle. Now... I'm going back to my dear old Star Haven..."''
*''"Hi! Hmm, I believe you are... Twink, no? You're that youngster who recently ascended from Starborn Valley into Star Haven. You could say, heh, we're like family!"''
*"''Hi! Hmm, I believe you are... Twink, no? You're that youngster who recently ascended from Starborn Valley into Star Haven. You could say, heh, we're like family!"''
*''"Don't make such a fuss, lad! I'm sure you'll go on to do great things! I must take my leave now. Good-bye, both of you!"''
*"''Don't make such a fuss, lad! I'm sure you'll go on to do great things! I must take my leave now. Good-bye, both of you!"''
*''"You took it to Bowser, Mario! You really socked it to him! What impressive strength! I knew you could do it!"''


==[[Muss T.]]==
==[[Muss T.]]==
*''"I can't believe that Princess Peach's Castle was here just a little while ago. Wow! I was in the castle when it started to shake, but my lightning-quick feet got me out. "''
*''"I know Luigi made it out along with maybe a few others... But everyone else was taken."''
*''"How depressing... Nothing but a big hole where there was once a beautiful castle. The garden... Ruined."''
*''"Why do I torture myself by coming here all the time? I just can't help it."''
*''"Sometimes I feel confident that the castle will be back here soon and that these days will seem like a dark dream."''
*''"Even now, I still take walks to Shooting Star Summit. I have so many beautiful memories of trekking up there to see the Stars. Now, though... Now we can't see any stars at all. How I miss them..."''
*''"I beg of you, [[Mario]]! Save all those poor captives in [[Bowser's Castle|the castle]]!"''
*''"I beg of you, [[Mario]]! Save all those poor captives in [[Bowser's Castle|the castle]]!"''
*''"Oh, it's from [[Goompapa|Mr. Goompapa]]. That old codger! We think alike, he and [[Muss T.|I]]."''
*''"Oh, it's from [[Goompapa|Mr. Goompapa]]. That old codger! We think alike, he and [[Muss T.|I]]."''
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*''"This is [[Forever Forest]]... The path ahead of here is extremely dangerous."''
*''"This is [[Forever Forest]]... The path ahead of here is extremely dangerous."''
*''"Didn't you know that? You'd better go back."''
*''"Didn't you know that? You'd better go back."''
*''"I’m called Oaklie. This forest is my home."''
*''"I try to keep unprepared people from wandering into the forest and getting lost."''
*''"The path ahead of here is extremely dangerous. Didn't you know that? You'd better go back."''
*''"Um-kay. So that's your story. You're invited to [[Boo's Mansion]]."''
*''"Um-kay. So that's your story. You're invited to [[Boo's Mansion]]."''
*''"You may pass, then."''
*''"You may pass, then."''
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*''"In one of them, you'll spot strange, glowing eyes. The exit near that tree is the path you want to take."''
*''"In one of them, you'll spot strange, glowing eyes. The exit near that tree is the path you want to take."''
*''"These clues will be different in other parts of the forest. Watch the inner forest very, very carefully as you go."''
*''"These clues will be different in other parts of the forest. Watch the inner forest very, very carefully as you go."''
*''"Listen carefully... If you want to get through this forest, you have to pick all the right paths."''
*''"You can find your way as long as you keep your wits about you and study the forest."''
*''"But remember that the right way is not always in front of you. On occasion, you must remember to look back as well."''
==Opening narration==
*''"Today... I'm going to tell the story of "[[Star Spirits]] and Good [[Wish]]es.""''
*''"Far, far away, beyond the sky, way above the clouds, it's been said that there's a haven where the [[Star (species)|Stars]] live."''
*''"In the sanctuary of [[Star Haven]] there rests a fabled treasure called the [[Star Rod (Paper Mario)|Star Rod]], which has the power to grant all wishes."''
*''"Using this wondrous Star Rod, the seven revered Star Spirits watched over our peaceful world carefully...very carefully."''
*''"And then... Oh dear... What the...? Who stuck [[Kammy Koopa|that weird thing]] into this story?"''
*''"No, you mustn't do that!!"''
*''"Stop it! Cut it out, [[Bowser]]!! You're changing the story!!"''
*''"Now [[Star Kid]]s may rise to the Haven to deliver people's wishes... ...but those wishes will not come true. Whatever can they do...?"''


==[[Parakarry]]==
==[[Parakarry]]==
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*''"I sure am! This isn't a social call!"''
*''"I sure am! This isn't a social call!"''
*''"Oh, and [[Kolorado]]. I have a message for you, as well. 'Don't bother coming home, you wandering buffoon! What a no-good husband!' That... was a message from [[Kolorado's wife|your wife]]. You set off on this expedition again without telling her, didn't you? She was SOOOO furious."''
*''"Oh, and [[Kolorado]]. I have a message for you, as well. 'Don't bother coming home, you wandering buffoon! What a no-good husband!' That... was a message from [[Kolorado's wife|your wife]]. You set off on this expedition again without telling her, didn't you? She was SOOOO furious."''
==[[Penguin Patrol Guard]]==
*"''What's going on here, [[Mayor Penguin's wife|madam]]? Just calm down, now. You need to speak slowly so I can get to the bottom of this."''
*"''By [[Huffin Puffin|puffin]], you're right! [[Mayor Penguin|The Mayor]]'s been murdered! This is like a mystery novel! Except it's real! How tragic! But [[Mayor Penguin's wife|madam]], if I may ask... Who on earth would have reason to put this penguin on ice?"''
*"''Hey, [[Mario|you]]... Mustache! Are you listening? [[Mayor Penguin's wife|This good woman]]'s accusing you. What do you say for yourself?"''
*"''Don't try to play ignorant with me, [[Mario|buddy]]. I'm a professional. We've got a witness here. Isn't that right, [[Mayor Penguin's wife|madam]]?"''
*"''So [[Mario|you're]] sticking to your story, claiming you're not the culprit."''
*"''Hmm... If you're telling the truth, then we're dealing with a backroom murder case. Oh, I never trained for this... A backroom murder case... A high-ranking penguin slain... How could such a horrible plot twist hit our peaceful city? [[Mario|You]]! Mr. Mustache! Once more for the record! You swear you didn't do this?"''
*"''OK... I think I believe [[Mario|you]]. But this means we have to find the true murderer....... Ah! Perfect! I'll give you a chance. Since you claim that you're not the guilty party, then you must bring me the murderer yourself! If you do that, I'll believe you. It's the only way... All right, off with you. You haven't proved that you're innocent yet, so I must forbid you to leave [[Shiver City|the city]]."''
*"''Oh, [[Mario|you]] again. Have you come up with anything?"''
*"''Hmm...!? Say, isn't [[Mayor Penguin|that penguin]] behind [[Mario|you]] the mystery novel writer named [[Herringway]]? What-what!? Mayor Penguin was clutching a piece of paper that had "Herringway" written on it? Bah! If that were true, I most certainly would've noticed it. Hmmm... He definitely does appear to be holding a piece of paper. Yes, of course! It's a message about his death! With his last breath, the Mayor told us the murderer's identity! So... Mr. Herringway... You cold-hearted murderer! It all makes sense now! No wonder your novels are so exciting and suspenseful! You live out your own plots!"''
*"''Mmmm... Yes... Yes, you were good friends... Ah ha! But that was just a cover so that no one would suspect you of this heinous crime! That's it, isn't it? I've solved this crafty mystery!"''
*"''Hmmmm... This penguin murder mystery is getting more intriguing all the time..."''
*"''What-what?! [[Mayor Penguin|Mayor]]! We thought you were dead! Our backroom murder mystery is a wash! What a plot twist!"''
*"''But [[Mayor Penguin|Mayor]]! Here we were thinking that you'd been murdered! [[Shiver City|The whole city]] was up in arms! Next time be more careful!"''


==[[Pokey]]==
==[[Pokey]]==
*"''!!!!!!!!"''
*"''!!!!!!!!"'' (before facing [[Mario]] in [[Shy Guy's Toy Box]])


==[[Posie]]==
==[[Posie]]==
*"''Look at this Crystal Tree. Have [[Mario|you]] ever seen anything so beautiful in all the world? ...Oh, excuse me. I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Posie. Hm? What's wrong with my mouth? This is my nose! Oh, how rude! Anyway, it was this [[Fertile Soil]] that made my nose grow so long. I happen to like it! Hee hee... Your nose is pretty nice, too. It could stand to be a little bit longer, so why don't you take this Fertile Soil with you.
*"''Ouch! Be gentle with this tree! The tree and I are connected at the roots, so it hurts me when you hit the tree."''
*"''Ouch! Be gentle with this tree! The tree and I are connected at the roots, so it hurts me when you hit the tree."''


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*"''You're a Toad from the castle? How long have you been hiding in here?"''
*"''You're a Toad from the castle? How long have you been hiding in here?"''
*''"Oh, Mario... I wonder what he's doing now? I wish I knew if I was helping him at all..."''
*''"Oh, Mario... I wonder what he's doing now? I wish I knew if I was helping him at all..."''
*''"Mario is coming, Bowser! And even YOU can't stop him!"''
*''"Mario is coming, Bowser. And you can't stop him."''
*''"No!!!! Leave me alone!!! Mario, help me!!!!!!"''
*(when tied up by the [[Koopatrols]]) ''"No! Please!"''
*''"No! Leave me alone! Mario, help me!!!"''
*''"Oh no... Brave Mario... What can I do for him? The way things are going, Bowser will surely defeat him. Somebody, please help Mario..."''
*''"Twink! I'm so glad you're OK!"''
*''"Oh yes! We did it, Twink! Now we must save Mario! But... what can I do?"''
*''"Okay, Twink... I'll try!"''
*''"Mario... I knew you would save me. Thank you, Mario!"''
*''"Thank you so much for helping me, Twink. You've always been a stellar friend to me!"''
*''"Thank you so much for helping me, Twink. You've always been a stellar friend to me!"''
*''"Greetings to all of you! I'm so glad everyone could be here on this special day."''
*''"Greetings to all of you! I'm so glad everyone could be here on this special day."''
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==[[Red & Blue Goomba Bros.|Red Goomba]]==
==[[Red & Blue Goomba Bros.|Red Goomba]]==
*"''Blue, Blue Goomba!!!!! Gaaah! My little brother! You'll pay for that, Mario!"''
*"''Aha, you're [[Mario]]! I knew it. You can't go past here, Mr. Big Shot. It's a direct order from the [[Goomba King]]. That's right! I'm sorry, but the only way by is through the [[Red & Blue Goomba Bros.|Goomba Bros.]] That's me, Red Goomba, and my brother, Blue Goomba. Let's get him, Blue Goomba!"''
*"''Blue, Blue Goomba!!!!! Gaaah! My little brother! You'll pay for that, [[Mario]]!"''
*"''Geeaaaah!!! I... I'll let you go for now!"''
*"''[[King Goomba]]! Help [[Red & Blue Goomba Bros.|us]]!"''
*"''You hear that, [[Mario]]! No farther! Not one step! Are you scared, little man?"''
*"''Beat [[Mario|him]] up, [[King Goomba]]!!"''


==[[Koopa Bros.#Red Ninjakoopa|Red Ninjakoopa]]==
==[[Koopa Bros.#Red Ninjakoopa|Red Ninjakoopa]]==
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*''"Don't think we're like before! We've increased our power beyond our wildest dreams! After you trounced us the other day, we trained all day, every day, and we learned a cool new technique! We're not just the Koopa Bros... We're the Super Ultra Mighty Koopa Bros. the Great!! Check out our coolness!"''
*''"Don't think we're like before! We've increased our power beyond our wildest dreams! After you trounced us the other day, we trained all day, every day, and we learned a cool new technique! We're not just the Koopa Bros... We're the Super Ultra Mighty Koopa Bros. the Great!! Check out our coolness!"''
*''"Yow!"''
*''"Yow!"''
==[[Rowf and Rhuff|Rhuff]]==
*"''Hey, mister! My dad's opened his shop. Don't you wanna take a look? It's really cool. It's a Badge shop. For Badges. Come on, check it out. We have lots of rare Badges, so take a verrrry close look."''


==[[Rosie]]==
==[[Rosie]]==
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==[[Russ T.]]==
==[[Russ T.]]==
*''"Ah, Salutations, Mario! Do you know [[Frost T.]] here?"''
*''"Ah! Salutations, Mario! Do you know [[Frost T.]] here?"''
*''"He's come all the way from the Shiver region, which lies far to the north of here."''
*''"He's come all the way from the Shiver region, which lies far to the north of here."''
*"''Are you talking to me because you crave knowledge that only my intellect can provide? Then, how about this…"''
*"''Are you talking to me because you crave knowledge that only my intellect can provide? Then, how about this…"''
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*''"You don't appear to have any items."'' (To sell, no items)
*''"You don't appear to have any items."'' (To sell, no items)
*''"Which item would you like to sell?"'' (To sell, item)
*''"Which item would you like to sell?"'' (To sell, item)
*''"I'll buy "[Item]" for [#} coin(s). Do we have a deal?"''
*''"I'll buy "[Item]" for [#] coin(s). Do we have a deal?"''
*''"Oh, OK."'' (Refusing to sell)
*''"Oh, OK."'' (Refusing to sell)
*''"Oh, OK. Is there anything else you'd like to sell?"'' (Refusing to sell, more items)
*''"Oh, OK. Is there anything else you'd like to sell?"'' (Refusing to sell, more items)
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*''"You don't seem to have any items."'' (To sell, no items)
*''"You don't seem to have any items."'' (To sell, no items)
*''"Which item would you like to sell today?"'' (To sell, item)
*''"Which item would you like to sell today?"'' (To sell, item)
*''"I'll buy "[Item]" for [#} coin(s). Is that OK with you?"''
*''"I'll buy "[Item]" for [#] coin(s). Is that OK with you?"''
*''"Oh, all right."'' (Refusing to sell)
*''"Oh, all right."'' (Refusing to sell)
*''"Oh, all right. Is there anything else you'd like to sell?"'' (Refusing to sell, more items)
*''"Oh, all right. Is there anything else you'd like to sell?"'' (Refusing to sell, more items)
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*''"Hey, you don't have any items at all!"'' (To sell, no items)
*''"Hey, you don't have any items at all!"'' (To sell, no items)
*''"So, which item do you want to sell me?"'' (To sell, item)
*''"So, which item do you want to sell me?"'' (To sell, item)
*''"I'll buy "[Item]" for [#} coin(s). Do you want to sell it?"''
*''"I'll buy "[Item]" for [#] coin(s). Do you want to sell it?"''
*''"So... are there any other items you want to sell?"'' (Refusing to sell, more items)
*''"So... are there any other items you want to sell?"'' (Refusing to sell, more items)
*''"Thank you!!"'' (Item sold)
*''"Thank you!!"'' (Item sold)
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*''"What? You can't sell me items that you don't have!"'' (To sell, no items)
*''"What? You can't sell me items that you don't have!"'' (To sell, no items)
*''"Which one do you want to sell?"'' (To sell, item)
*''"Which one do you want to sell?"'' (To sell, item)
*''"I'll buy "[Item]" for [#} coin(s). Are you sure you want to sell it?"''
*''"I'll buy "[Item]" for [#] coin(s). Are you sure you want to sell it?"''
*''"Okay."'' (Refusing to sell)
*''"Okay."'' (Refusing to sell)
*''"Okay. Is there any other item you want to sell me?"'' (Refusing to sell, more items)
*''"Okay. Is there any other item you want to sell me?"'' (Refusing to sell, more items)
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*''"You don't seem to have anything, so...BOO!"'' (To sell, no items)
*''"You don't seem to have anything, so...BOO!"'' (To sell, no items)
*''"Which one would you like to sell?"'' (To sell, item)
*''"Which one would you like to sell?"'' (To sell, item)
*''"I'll buy "[Item]" for [#} coin(s). How does that sound?"''
*''"I'll buy "[Item]" for [#] coin(s). How does that sound?"''
*''"All right, all right."'' (Refusing to sell)
*''"All right, all right."'' (Refusing to sell)
*''"All right, all right. Is there anything else you'd like to sell?"'' (Refusing to sell, more items)
*''"All right, all right. Is there anything else you'd like to sell?"'' (Refusing to sell, more items)
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*''"Uh...it doesn't look like you have any items."'' (To sell, no items)
*''"Uh...it doesn't look like you have any items."'' (To sell, no items)
*''"Which one would you like to sell?"'' (To sell, item)
*''"Which one would you like to sell?"'' (To sell, item)
*''"I'll buy "[Item]" for [#} coin(s). Sound OK to you?"''
*''"I'll buy "[Item]" for [#] coin(s). Sound OK to you?"''
*''"OK, fair enough."'' (Refusing to sell)
*''"OK, fair enough."'' (Refusing to sell)
*''"OK, fair enough. Is there anything else you'd like to sell?"'' (Refusing to sell, more items)
*''"OK, fair enough. Is there anything else you'd like to sell?"'' (Refusing to sell, more items)
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*''"You need to own items in order to sell them."'' (To sell, no items)
*''"You need to own items in order to sell them."'' (To sell, no items)
*''"Which one would you like to sell?"'' (To sell, item)
*''"Which one would you like to sell?"'' (To sell, item)
*''"I'll buy "[Item]" for [#} coin(s). Is that cool with you?"''
*''"I'll buy "[Item]" for [#] coin(s). Is that cool with you?"''
*''"All right, chill out."'' (Refusing to sell)
*''"All right, chill out."'' (Refusing to sell)
*''"All right, chill out. Is there anything else you want to sell?"'' (Refusing to sell, more items)
*''"All right, chill out. Is there anything else you want to sell?"'' (Refusing to sell, more items)
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*''"Is there anything else you want to claim?"'' (Item claimed, more items)
*''"Is there anything else you want to claim?"'' (Item claimed, more items)
*''"Come chill out anytime!"'' (Leaving)
*''"Come chill out anytime!"'' (Leaving)
*''"Look, I'm not selling anything to [[Mayor Penguin]]'s killer! Get out of here, would you?"'' (If visited while Mario is being accused of murder)


===[[Star Haven|Star Haven Shop]]===
===[[Star Haven|Star Haven Shop]]===
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*''"It would appear that you have no items."'' (To sell, no items)
*''"It would appear that you have no items."'' (To sell, no items)
*''"Which one would you like to sell?"'' (To sell, item)
*''"Which one would you like to sell?"'' (To sell, item)
*''"I'll buy "[Item]" for [#} coin(s). Is that agreeable?"''
*''"I'll buy "[Item]" for [#] coin(s). Is that agreeable?"''
*''"Oh. I understand."'' (Refusing to sell)
*''"Oh. I understand."'' (Refusing to sell)
*''"Oh. I understand. Is there anything else you would like to sell?"'' (Refusing to sell, more items)
*''"Oh. I understand. Is there anything else you would like to sell?"'' (Refusing to sell, more items)
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*''"You can't sell nothing, pal!"'' (To sell, no items)
*''"You can't sell nothing, pal!"'' (To sell, no items)
*''"So, what do you want to sell, huh?"'' (To sell, item)
*''"So, what do you want to sell, huh?"'' (To sell, item)
*''"I'll trade "[Item]" for [#} coin(s)."''
*''"I'll trade "[Item]" for [#] coin(s)."''
*''"Fine. I don't care."'' (Refusing to sell)
*''"Fine. I don't care."'' (Refusing to sell)
*''"Fine. I don't care. Anything else you want to sell?"'' (Refusing to sell, more items)
*''"Fine. I don't care. Anything else you want to sell?"'' (Refusing to sell, more items)
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*''"Mario, I have one bit of bad news. Unfortunately, Bowser's life force seems to be getting stronger all the time. Most likely it's the Star Rod that's giving him more power. We're not even sure if he's noticing it or not, but there's no question that it's making him stronger than before. You will have to be much more careful in the coming trials."''
*''"Mario, I have one bit of bad news. Unfortunately, Bowser's life force seems to be getting stronger all the time. Most likely it's the Star Rod that's giving him more power. We're not even sure if he's noticing it or not, but there's no question that it's making him stronger than before. You will have to be much more careful in the coming trials."''
*''"Ah, I'm sorry to leave, but I must go back to Star Haven. There are other Star Spirits waiting for me there. Oh, and please keep it a secret that I got lost in Forever Forest, would you? Good-bye, Mario."''
*''"Ah, I'm sorry to leave, but I must go back to Star Haven. There are other Star Spirits waiting for me there. Oh, and please keep it a secret that I got lost in Forever Forest, would you? Good-bye, Mario."''
*''"When you look at the night sky, you will see that the glittering stars are praising you for your courage. Look upon their bright light, and remember our thanks!"''


==[[Sushie]]==
==[[Sushie]]==
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*''"I'm the huge, scary Tutankoopa! Remorseless king of the desert! Who dares set foot in [[Dry Dry Ruins (Paper Mario)|this]], my palace of sands? Speak and be known! Begone from this place! Now! Or disaster will befall [[Mario|you]]!"''
*''"I'm the huge, scary Tutankoopa! Remorseless king of the desert! Who dares set foot in [[Dry Dry Ruins (Paper Mario)|this]], my palace of sands? Speak and be known! Begone from this place! Now! Or disaster will befall [[Mario|you]]!"''
*''"Fool! You have ignored my warning, haven't you? You fool! You will fall to my legions and become a mummy of the sands!"''
*''"Fool! You have ignored my warning, haven't you? You fool! You will fall to my legions and become a mummy of the sands!"''
*''"Flee now while you still can! If you continue, you will face a horrible curse!"''
*''"Turn back, thief! Your time is running out! If you do not retreat, you'll be in grave trouble! I do not lie! You will regret it!"''
*''"Turn back, thief! Your time is running out! If you do not retreat, you'll be in grave trouble! I do not lie! You will regret it!"''
*''"This is your final warning! Enough of this foolishness! Leave at once!"''
*''"This is your final warning! Enough of this foolishness! Leave at once!"''
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==[[Twink]]==
==[[Twink]]==
*''"[[Mario]]! Mario! It's me, Twink. Remember me?"''
*"''Hello, [[Princess Peach]]! Pleased to meet you! My name is Twink."''
*''"I hear you saved [[Eldstar|the honorable Star Spirit]] who was captured by the [[Koopa Bros.]]! [[Bowser]] and [[Koopa Troop|his gang]] are so angry about it! I knew you could do it, Mario! You're on your way!"''
*"''I came from [[Star Haven]] to grant your wish! It's our job to grant wishes, you know."''
*''"But enough celebration for now. I come bearing important information for you. It seems that one of the [[Star Spirits]] is being held captive in [[Dry Dry Desert (Paper Mario)|Dry Dry Desert]]. Bowser wrote it in his diary. Some place called [[Dry Dry Ruins (Paper Mario)|Dry Dry Ruins]]. [[Princess Peach|The princess]] braved the dangers of [[Peach's Castle|the castle]] to get you this clue, Mario! If we find anything else, I'll hurry back to tell you."''
*"''Yes, of course!"''
*''"I have to go back to Her Highness now. She's so brave! I hope this news helps!"''
*"''Uh...sorry... That's a little much for a novice Star like me... Maybe one of the honorable [[Star Spirits]] from [[Star Haven]] could grant a wish like that. I'm so sorry. Please, ask for something easy, something a small Star can do."''
*"''...Oh...I'm sorry. I can't grant that wish either, I'm afraid. Actually, I just got called up to the sky a day ago, so I can't do big wishes yet... If I were a more splendid Star, maybe I could actually help..."''
*"''This is a [[Lucky Star]], isn't it? OK! I'll do it! [[Princess Peach]], I'll fly to the [[Mushroom Kingdom]] just as quick as I can!"''
*"''Of course! I'll tell him your exact words, [[Princess Peach]]! Definitely! Now don't despair... I'll be back soon, so stay safe until I return, OK?"''
*"''Ouch!!"''
*"''Oh, sorry, sorry, so sorry! I'm in a huge hurry!! Oh...it's...!? You're Mario, aren't you!? Thank the Stars I found you! How do you do? I'm Twink. [[Princess Peach]] asked me to bring something to you. Ahhh... Yes, here it is! Here, this is it! Take it!"''
*"''That's the "Lucky Star" from [[Princess Peach]]. Now that it's yours, you can use the "action command." May I take a moment to explain what the action command is?"''
*"''Once [[Mario|you]] understand how to use the action command properly, you'll be even more powerful."''
*"''What!? It can't be... Were [[Magikoopa|you]] following me!?"''
*"''Well done, [[Mario]]! You're as strong as they say. I know that you'll be able to defeat [[Bowser]]! I'm going to return to Princess Peach's side. I'm not strong enough to relaly help her, but at least I can tell her you're OK. Well, Mario... ...see you later!"''
*"''Oh dear! I almost forgot to tell you the message from [[Princess Peach]]. 'I'm all right, so don't worry about me...' ...that's exactly what she said. I get the feeling, though... ...that she's very lonely. Anyway, I'll do my best to help the both of you! But please be brave! You must save Princess Peach!"''
*"''He'll be all right, [[Princess Peach|Princess]]. Why, I bet he's saving some [[Star Spirits]] right now!"''
*"''But there are tons of guards just beyond your door... And it's impossible for [[Princess Peach|you]] to escape through the window..."''
*"''Cool! Great idea!"''
*"''Oh! Look! There's something behind this drawing! Yes!! Cool!! Now we can get out of this room!"''
*"''Where are we...?"''
*"''Hey! Look at this! It looks like somebody left [[Bowser's diary|a private diary]] just lying around. Should we read it?"''
*"''Ohhh... [[Princess Peach|You]] like doing this sort of thing, do you? Tsk tsk! OK, then...very quietly... Let's see..."''
*"''I feel like I might know the person who wrote this. Should we read more?"''
*"''OK, let's continue."''
*"''...!! [[Princess Peach]]! This is [[Bowser's diary]]! Ugh! What'll we do? Should we read more?"''
*"''[[Dry Dry Ruins]] in the middle of [[Dry Dry Desert]]! One of the revered [[Star Spirits]] is being held there!"''
*"''Yes, of course, [[Princess Peach]]! I'll find [[Mario]] right away..."''
*"''[[Mario]]! Mario! It's me, Twink. Remember me?"''
*"''I hear you saved [[Eldstar|the honorable Star Spirit]] who was captured by the [[Koopa Bros.]]! [[Bowser]] and [[Koopa Troop|his gang]] are so angry about it! I knew you could do it, Mario! You're on your way!"''
*"''But enough celebration for now. I come bearing important information for you. It seems that one of the [[Star Spirits]] is being held captive in [[Dry Dry Desert (Paper Mario)|Dry Dry Desert]]. Bowser wrote it in his diary. Some place called [[Dry Dry Ruins (Paper Mario)|Dry Dry Ruins]]. [[Princess Peach|The princess]] braved the dangers of [[Peach's Castle|the castle]] to get you this clue, Mario! If we find anything else, I'll hurry back to tell you."''
*"''I have to go back to Her Highness now. She's so brave! I hope this news helps!"''
*"''Oh! Look there! What a beautifully crafted treasure chest!"''
*"''Oh! Look there! What a beautifully crafted treasure chest!"''
*"''Really? How mysterious. A mysterious treasure chest…"''
*"''Really? How mysterious. A mysterious treasure chest…"''
*"''Yeah! Wow, that's really cool. So, where is the other treasure chest, anyway?"''
*"''Yeah! Wow, that's really cool. So, where is the other treasure chest, anyway?"''
*"''Hello? Is anyone in here?"''
*"''Hello? Is anyone in here?"''
*''"[[Bowser|You]] big... [[Koopa (species)|Koopa]]! Show some respect for [[Princess Peach|the princess]]!"''
*"'[[Bowser|You]] big... [[Koopa (species)|Koopa]]! Show some respect for [[Princess Peach|the princess]]!"''
*''"I... I'm not afraid of [[Kammy|you]]!"''
*"''I... I'm not afraid of [[Kammy|you]]!"''
*''"Oh, I know! Princess Peach! Make a wish! Just like you did for me! Make a wish to give more power to the Star Spirits! Think of the Mushroom Kingdom, Star Haven, Mario... Make a wish to the Stars, thinking of all these things!"''
*"''Oh, I know! Princess Peach! Make a wish! Just like you did for me! Make a wish to give more power to the Star Spirits! Think of the Mushroom Kingdom, Star Haven, Mario... Make a wish to the Stars, thinking of all these things!"''
*''"Mario, I'd like to thank you, too. And Princess Peach... it was an honor to help you in your time of need."''
*''"If your wish is strong enough, it will reach the [[Star Spirits]] and give them strength!"''
*''"From now on, I'll try to be a respectable Star and help make people's wishes come true!"''
*''"Honorable Star Spirits, I'll do what I can to help!"''
*''"Thank you very much, Mario! I'll always remember you, Princess Peach!"''
*"''Mario, I'd like to thank you, too. And Princess Peach... it was an honor to help you in your time of need."''
*"''From now on, I'll try to be a respectable Star and help make people's wishes come true!"''
*"''Thank you very much, Mario! I'll always remember you, Princess Peach!"''
 
==[[Village Leader]]==
*"''Welcome to you, [[Mario]]. I am the Village Leader of Yoshi's Village. Ah, you come seeking help. You wish to go to [[Mt. Lavalava]], do you?"
*"''The entrance to the volcano is in the jungle, but it's very difficult to get to it. The volcano has awakened, as well. I think it may be too dangerous for you to go there.''"
*"''Oh, such ill fortune! [[Fearsome 5|The children]] are missing! They seem to have secretly slipped off to the jungle. They don't know its dangers! We must get them back here to safety!''"
*"''[[Mario]], could I ask you to look for these [[Fearsome 5|lost children]]? As you can see, the Yoshis of my village are panicking. They aren't thinking straight. I'll try to calm them down. You just find those kids!''"
*"''[[Mario]], I can't tell you how dangerous the jungle is. It's even dangerous for us adult Yoshis if we aren't extremely careful. To imagine the boys in such a place...Brr...Please, you must find them.''"
*"''You've found them! Oh, happiness! Oh, joy! But...there are still boys stuck out there in the jungle. Please find them! [[Fearsome 5|Five children]] in all disappeared into the jungle. Save all of them, please!''"
*"''[[Mario]]! Just one more remains! Please find him right away! You seem to be an expert at finding [[Fearsome 5|lost children]], Mario! We're counting on you!''"
*"''[[Mario]], I must thank you. You have saved [[Fearsome 5|the children]] of the village. I feel that no expression of our gratitude can be enough. You truly are a hero. We deeply appreciate your valor. At least I can do this...You still wish to go to [[Mt. Lavalava]] don't you? I have remembered a good way to reach the volcano. Please come this way.''"
*"''Huh...? I thought it was...somewhere around here...''"
*"''Oh yes. I found it. Here it is. Take it, please.''"
*"''Whenever events beyond our control occur on this island, we ask the help of Raphael the Raven, the island's master. If anyone can help you reach the volcano, it's definitely Raphael the Raven. He lives in the depths of this island.''"
*"''If you place that Jade Raven into the statue of Raphael, the way into the depths of the jungle will appear.''"
*"''I haven't been to see Raphael since I was but a young Yoshi. I remember that it was incredibly difficult to find him because the jungle's trees and shrubs covered the way. I'm sure you'll find the path. May all your wishes come true.''"
*"''Since trees and bushes have grown over the path, you might get lost. If you do, just be sure to scout the area carefully. You might have to do something unexpected to find your way.''"
*"''[[Mt. Lavalava]] just started erupting, [[Mario]]! It's my belief that the volcano got angry because Bowser's men were fiddling about inside. I'm glad you made it out!''"


==[[Watt]]==
==[[Watt]]==
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*''"Did I remember to eat breakfast this morning?"''
*''"Did I remember to eat breakfast this morning?"''
*''"Whack-a-waaaaaaaaa.... I can't take this abuse!"''
*''"Whack-a-waaaaaaaaa.... I can't take this abuse!"''
==[[Whale (character)|Whale]]==
*"''Do you want to go back to [[Toad Town]]?"''


==[[White Clubba]]s==
==[[White Clubba]]s==
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==[[Wise Wisterwood]]==
==[[Wise Wisterwood]]==
*"''What ho...? Now who might that be?"''
*"''Ho ho ho ho! Up here, son! They call me Wise Wisterwood. I am the oldest tree here in [[Flower Fields]], the land of trees, flowers, grasses and plants. And you must be Mario. I've heard a lot about you, son. You're trying your best to save the Star Spirits and the rest of your world, aren't you?"''
*"''Very noble. If that is true, then your arrival means a [[Star Spirit]] is here in our land. I would help you in your quest, but alas... I cannot right now. [[Flower Fields]] is in trouble. A creature named [[Huff N. Puff]] and his followers invaded our fair land not long ago. These creatures brought clouds to our sunny sky. It has been dark and cloudy ever since. The sun doesn't even bother to rise in the sky anymore. We are all weak and fading... Oh! I remember something! The rumor is that Huff N. Puff is holding somebody captive... Of course! It must be the Star Spirit that you're searching for!"'
*"''...Oh ho? You're going to defeat the wicked [[Huff N. Puff]], then? Well, that would make the wishes of [[Flower Fields]] come true... But it's not that easy. Huff N. Puff is up in the sky, on what we call the [[Cloudy Climb]]. There's no way up there now."''
*"''Well, ...You might be able to reach it if you find a [[Magical Bean]] or something that grows high... Now, wait a minute... I think there IS a flower that has a Magical Bean...somewhere. Umm... I believe... Her name is [[Petunia]]. Perhaps she is off to the east. It wouldn't hurt to go visit her and ask about it. The other flowers and Bub-ulbs around here might have some useful information, as well. I'd say talk to everyone!"''
*"''Ho now! What are you doing? Haven't you ever grown a plant? When you're planting something, the order is soil, then the bean, then water."''
*"''Ho now! What are you doing? Haven't you ever grown a plant? When you're planting something, the order is soil, then the bean, then water."''


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==[[Koopa Bros.#Yellow Ninjakoopa|Yellow Ninjakoopa]]==
==[[Koopa Bros.#Yellow Ninjakoopa|Yellow Ninjakoopa]]==
*''"Ba ha ha! [[Mario|You]] fell for it, loser!"''
*''"Bah ha ha ha ha! [[Mario|Loser]]! Serves you right! You fell for it!"''
*''"Here come the [[Koopa Bros.]]!"''
*''"Here come the [[Koopa Bros.]]!"''
*''"Okay, [[Koopa Bros.#Red Ninjakoopa|Red]]. I'm ready now!"''
*''"Okay, [[Koopa Bros.#Red Ninjakoopa|Red]]. I'm ready now!"''


==Other Non-Playable Characters==
==Other Non-Playable Characters==
*"''Oh, thank heavens! He's been gravely injured, but I think he'll recover.''" - [[Mamar]] and [[Kalmar]]
*"''Mario, we need you to come to [[Shooting Star Summit]].''" - [[Eldstar]]
*"''Oh, yes I'm much more comfy inside my shell. Without it, I feel every little breeze!''" - A [[Koopa Troopa]]
*"''Oh, yes I'm much more comfy inside my shell. Without it, I feel every little breeze!''" - A [[Koopa Troopa]]
*"''Thanks, Mario! This shell was made to order. That's why it fits me so well. I mean, how cool do I look?''" - Another Koopa
*"''Thanks, Mario! This shell was made to order. That's why it fits me so well. I mean, how cool do I look?''" - Another Koopa
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