Kong for a Day: Difference between revisions

'''Cranky:''' ''Now, this being Kongo Bongos annual ceasefire, our annual love fest, let's have a few words from the future ruler of Kongo Bongo, Donkey Kong!''<br/>

'''King K Rool:''' ''Ruler schmuler. Not for long!''<br/>

'''Cranky:''' ''Come on! Say something, DK!''<br/>

'''DK:'''  [mumbling] What...?<br/>

'''Funky:''' ''Right on, dude! What did he say?''<br/>

'''Diddy:''' ''"Peace on Earth and be nice to the newts!" [laughing]''<br/>

'''Bluster:''' ''What a farce! What a sorry excuse for a ruler!''<br/>

'''Diddy:''' ''Ha ha, you're jealous... green! [laughing] 'Cause you don't have a chance at being the future ruler!''<br/>

'''Bluster:''' ''Maybe not. However, I am the future owner of Bluster Barrelworks. It seems to me you're the only baboon without a future in front of your name.''<br/>

'''Diddy:''' ''Grr! I do have a future, I do, I do!''<br/>

'''Funky:''' ''Take a chill pill, Diddy! I got no future, either. Do I look bummed? Not.''<br/>

'''DK:''' ''Besides, you got a future. Future sidekick and best little buddy! ''<br/>

'''Diddy:''' ''Thanks, DK. But that's all I'll ever be... Sidekick, second banana.''<br/>