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WARNING: my opinion is very strong about this subject (my opinion is always strong, otherwise, why else would I be an opinion writer in the first place?) | WARNING: my opinion is very strong about this subject (my opinion is always strong, otherwise, why else would I be an opinion writer in the first place?) | ||
hello and welcome to the first opinion pipe. Today, I will be proving once and for all that [[ | hello and welcome to the first opinion pipe. Today, I will be proving once and for all that [[Luigi|Luigi]] is better than [[Mario|Mario]]. I’m sure you probably thought of Luigi as a punchline of every joke in the [[Mushroom Kingdom|Mushroom Kingdom]]. Anyway, let’s get started … Luigi is much better than Mario in so many ways. First of all, Luigi is a kinder brother and he always loves his big bro no matter what. He has even faced his fear of [[Boo|ghosts]] for his brother. His brother once read his diary which is not cool under any circumstances. In the diary, Luigi talks about how much of a hero Mario is and how he is proud to have Mario as a brother. Luigi has been disrespected by his brother so many times and even compared to a decorative table by Mario. Luigi isn't just loving, he is also strong. He jumps higher than Mario though Mario jumps pretty high as well. I think that is powerful. Luigi is also very smart. Luigi answers lots of geography questions in [[Mario is Missing!|Mario is Missing]]. I don't even know how many people built the Great Wall of China, but Luigi does. There is no denying that Luigi is better than Mario. That’s all for today folks see you next time on the opinion pipe. | ||
That is my article for the 'shroom fake news thank you for reading it. | That is my article for the 'shroom fake news thank you for reading it. | ||