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*"''Alone... So alone... I'm all alone... Won't someone play with me?''" | *"''Alone... So alone... I'm all alone... Won't someone play with me?''" | ||
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*"''Buon giorno! Mona Pizza, Joe speaking. Who? Mona? She just left for school. Enough about that, though. Did I tell you my name is Joe? I'm the manager. And I'm a dog! My mom is so proud. You see, all the other dogs in my family just became pets. I'm really the only working dog in my family. Except for that one cousin who works with the blind. Huh? Oh yeah, your order...''" | |||
*"''Buon giorno! Mona Pizza, Joe speaking. Mona? She's on a date. Enough about that, though. Did I tell you my name is Joe? Believe it or not, I'm a dog. I like how they trust me not to eat the pizzas. That's how I got to be manager! Plus, I look pretty debonair in this chef's hat, don't you think? What's that? Oh yeah, your order...''" | |||
*"''Buon giorno! Mona Pizza! My name is Joe! I'm the manager of this joint! What? Mona? She's out delivering pies! Enough about that, though. Did I tell you my name is Joe? Believe it or not, I'm a dog. You wouldn't think I'd be able to work my way up to manager, huh? On account of the lack of thumbs and lips and all. What's that? Oh yeah, your order...''" | |||
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*"''Whassup! Pizza D Here! During my last delivery, I slipped on something and bit it hard! Consequently, I've decided to close the shop for the day... Try again tomorrow. Sorry!''" | *"''Whassup! Pizza D Here! During my last delivery, I slipped on something and bit it hard! Consequently, I've decided to close the shop for the day... Try again tomorrow. Sorry!''" | ||
*"''Hello, Pizza Dinosaur here! Mona Pizza's closed today. I heard they're going to be closed through next year. We here at Pizza Dinosaur never close, so let us know what you want, when you want it! And we'll bring you something you didn’t order in a couple days.''" | *"''Hello, Pizza Dinosaur here! Mona Pizza's closed today. I heard they're going to be closed through next year. We here at Pizza Dinosaur never close, so let us know what you want, when you want it! And we'll bring you something you didn’t order in a couple days.''" | ||
* "You've reached Pizza Dinosaur, where our motto is CRUSH THE | *"''You've reached Pizza Dinosaur, where our motto is CRUSH THE COMPETITION. Our special today is the T-Rex set. But don't worry, it's not like we use lizard meat or anything... We would never do-- Wait! Hello? Did you hang up?''" | ||
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