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[[Image:DanielWebster.png|thumb|Daniel Webster is known for being an {{fakelink|eloquent speaker|notable for flinging feces during his speeches}} and a {{fakelink|distinguished|mostly disgusted}} Patroller.]] | [[Image:DanielWebster.png|thumb|Daniel Webster is known for being an {{fakelink|eloquent speaker|notable for flinging feces during his speeches}} and a {{fakelink|distinguished|mostly disgusted}} Patroller.]] | ||
{{LLquote|There is nothing so powerful as truth—and often nothing so strange.|Daniel Webster|3= in court on [[User:The Missing Link|<span class="buttonlink" title="The Missing Link">The]] {{fakelink|Missing|Murdered}} [[User:The Missing Link|<span class="buttonlink" title="The Missing Link">Link]].}} | {{LLquote|There is nothing so powerful as truth—and often nothing so strange.|Daniel Webster|3= in court on [[User:The Missing Link|<span class="buttonlink" title="The Missing Link">The]] {{fakelink|"Missing"|Murdered}} [[User:The Missing Link|<span class="buttonlink" title="The Missing Link">Link]].}} | ||
'''Daniel Webster''' (January 20, 2007 – January 20, 2008) was a leading MarioWikian [[MarioWiki:Trolls|<span class="buttonlink" title="statesman">user]] during the wiki's [[MarioWiki:Main_Page_Talk_Archive_12#Aftermath, Resignation, Upcoming|<span class="buttonlink" title="Growth of the Mariowiki">New Generation Period]]. He first rose to regional prominence through his defense of [[Cheese|<span class="buttonlink" title="Cheesy | '''Daniel Webster''' (January 20, 2007 – January 20, 2008) was a leading MarioWikian [[MarioWiki:Trolls|<span class="buttonlink" title="statesman">user]] during the wiki's [[MarioWiki:Main_Page_Talk_Archive_12#Aftermath, Resignation, Upcoming|<span class="buttonlink" title="Growth of the Mariowiki">New Generation Period]]. He first rose to regional prominence through his defense of [[Cheese|<span class="buttonlink" title="Cheesy comestibles">Cheese]] (sometimes known by its pure form, ''nitroglycerin nitroglycerine'' a dangerous substance almost as explosive as the ''rudnickius confederadunces'', commonly called the rudnicki). His increasingly [[MarioWiki:Trolls|<span class="buttonlink" title="nationalistic">nationalistic]] views and the effectiveness with which he articulated them led Webster to become one of the most famous orators and influential leaders of the [[User talk:Plumber/Archive 4|<span class="buttonlink" title="Cheese Reform Movement">Cheese Reformation Movement]]. | ||
Daniel Webster started out on the MarioWiki as a [[User:Plumber|<span class="buttonlink" title="One who does piping for waste water.">"'''plumber'''"]], but later changed with a DON and became a [[MarioWiki:Patrollers|<span class="buttonlink" title="Patroller">Patroller]], during which he provided legal counsel in several cases that established important constitutional precedents that lessened the authority of the [[User:Wayoshi|<span class="buttonlink" title="Wiki Bureaucracy">Wiki Bureaucracy]]. As , he negotiated the [[User:KPH2293|<span class="buttonlink" title="Webster-Wayoshi/Fake Willy Treaty">Webster-Wayoshi/Fake Willy Treaty]] that established the definitive [[MarioWiki:Trolls|<span class="buttonlink" title="vandalism limit">vandalism limit]] between the MarioWiki and the Trolls. Primarily recognized for his [[MarioWiki:Patrollers|<span class="buttonlink" title="Patroller">Patroller]] tenure, Webster was a key figure in the institution's "{{fakelink|Golden|Cheesy}} days". So well-known was his skill as a trouble-maker throughout this period that Webster became the second and northern counterpart of what was and still is known today as the "Tenacious Trio", with his colleagues [[User:Sadaharu|<span class="buttonlink" title="Henry Clay">Henry Clay]] from the west and [[User:Xzelion|<span class="buttonlink" title="John C. Calhoun">John C. Calhoun]] from the south. His [[User:Pokemon DP|<span class="buttonlink" title="Reply to So-Called Emo Pikachu">"Reply to So-Called Emo Pikachu"]] in 1552 was generally regarded as "the {{fakelink|most|least}} eloquent speech ever delivered in [[MarioWiki:Proposals|<span class="buttonlink" title="Parliament">MarioWiki Parliament]]." However, it was met with some criticism from his [[User:Porplemontage|<span class="buttonlink" title="political opponents">political opponents]] and he was removed from his Patroller rank. Later he ascended to an influential position again by becoming [[MarioWiki:The 'Shroom|<span class="buttonlink" title="Director of The 'Shroom">Director of The 'Shroom]]. | Daniel Webster started out on the MarioWiki as a [[User:Plumber|<span class="buttonlink" title="One who does piping for waste water.">"'''plumber'''"]], but later changed with a DON and became a [[MarioWiki:Patrollers|<span class="buttonlink" title="Patroller">Patroller]], during which he provided legal counsel in several cases that established important constitutional precedents that lessened the authority of the [[User:Wayoshi|<span class="buttonlink" title="Wiki Bureaucracy">Wiki Bureaucracy]]. As , he negotiated the [[User:KPH2293|<span class="buttonlink" title="Webster-Wayoshi/Fake Willy Treaty">Webster-Wayoshi/Fake Willy Treaty]] that established the definitive [[MarioWiki:Trolls|<span class="buttonlink" title="vandalism limit">vandalism limit]] between the MarioWiki and the Trolls. Primarily recognized for his [[MarioWiki:Patrollers|<span class="buttonlink" title="Patroller">Patroller]] tenure, Webster was a key figure in the institution's "{{fakelink|Golden|Cheesy}} days". So well-known was his skill as a trouble-maker throughout this period that Webster became the second and northern counterpart of what was and still is known today as the "Tenacious Trio", with his colleagues [[User:Sadaharu|<span class="buttonlink" title="Henry Clay">Henry Clay]] from the west and [[User:Xzelion|<span class="buttonlink" title="John C. Calhoun">John C. Calhoun]] from the south. His [[User:Pokemon DP|<span class="buttonlink" title="Reply to So-Called Emo Pikachu">"Reply to So-Called Emo Pikachu"]] in 1552 was generally regarded as "the {{fakelink|most|least}} eloquent speech ever delivered in [[MarioWiki:Proposals|<span class="buttonlink" title="Parliament">MarioWiki Parliament]]." However, it was met with some criticism from his [[User:Porplemontage|<span class="buttonlink" title="political opponents">political opponents]] and he was removed from his Patroller rank. Later he ascended to an influential position again by becoming [[MarioWiki:The 'Shroom|<span class="buttonlink" title="Director of The 'Shroom">Director of The 'Shroom]]. | ||