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 *''"I hate light!!!"''
 *''"I'll make it darker...then even darker than that..."''
-==[[Koopa Bros.#Black Ninjakoopa|Black Ninjakoopa]]==
-*''"[[Mario]]'s here already!? Uh oh... We're in a world of hurt. I'd better go tell the leader! [[Koopa Bros.#Red Ninjakoopa|Red Koopaaaaa]]!"''
-==[[Red & Blue Goomba Bros.|Blue Goomba]]==
-*"''Oh yeah! Let's do it, my red brother!"''
-*"''[[Mario]]! How'd you like some of this?"''
-*"''Re… Red Goomba, my brother… Noooooo! You meanie, Mario!"''
-*"''[[Mario]] beat [[Red & Blue Goomba Bros.|us]] up!"''
-*"''Bah ha ha!!! Yeah, you're scared, all right. You wanna say you're sorry?"''
-*"''[[Red & Blue Goomba Bros.|We've]] got [[King Goomba|your]] back!"''
 ==[[Bombette]]==
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 ==[[Bowser]]==
-*''"Ha ha ha! Yeah! I did! Gwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! So I can, at long last, beat my archenemy, [[Mario]], I'll take this [[Star Rod (Paper Mario)|Star Rod]]! Do it, [[Kammy Koopa]]!!"''
+'''Pre-title cutscene'''
+*''"Ha ha ha! Yeah! I did! Gwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! So I can, at long last, beat my archenemy, [[Mario]], I'll take this [[Star Rod (Paper Mario)|Star Rod]]!"'' - The first line of character dialogue in the game.
+*''"Do it, [[Kammy Koopa]]!!"''
 *''"Yeah! Now let's try using it!"''
 *''"Bwa ha ha ha ha... We did it! That was a piece o' cake!! Gwaa ha ha!"''
+'''Opening cutscene'''
 *''"Gwaa ha ha ha ha ha! Long time no see, [[Princess Peach]]!"''
 *''"I've lifted [[Peach's Castle|your castle]] way up into the sky! It's sitting on my castle now! Weren't expecting that, huh?"''
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 *''"As long as I have the Star Rod, everything I wish will come true! Nobody can stop me now!"''
 *''"Well now, I guess I might as well get rid of Mario. He's no good to anyone now, that's for sure."''
+'''Prologue cutscenes'''
 *''"I used the Star Rod to make [[Goomboss|that Goomba]] a king because he begged me. And Mario whips him up so easily!?! What a wimp!!"''
 *''"Uh... Kammy Koopa, you ARE sure that Mario can never defeat us, right?"''
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 *''"With the power of the Star Rod, I can't be touched by anyone in the Mushroom Kingdom. You know, Princess, the power that grants everyone's wishes... is mine! Isn't that just wonderful?"''
 *''"If you, you know, want anything, all you need to do is ask me, and I'll grant your wishes. But only as long as the request is something I like... so think about it, Princess."''
+'''Cutscene after Chapter 1'''
 *''"Oh no! I can't believe I left my secret diary lying out! It would be totally embarrassing if someone read that thing... Wuh... wuh... WHAAAT?!! What's the princess doing here?"''
-*''"AAAAHHHH!!! You little sneak! You read my diary!!! Guards -- Take Princess Peach back to her room! Immediately!"''
+*''"AAAAHHHH!!! You little sneak! You read my diary!!!''
+*(to two [[Koopatrol]]s) ''You’re the worst guards ever! Take Princess Peach back to her room! Immediately!"''
+'''Cutscene after Chapter 2'''
 *''"Princess Peach, how are you doing this fine day? Nothing makes me happier than a smile from you, Peach."''
 *''"That jerk, Mario, just beat the [[Koopa Bros.]] and [[Tutankoopa]]. Sure, they were complete wimps, but they were still loyal to me. I can't forgive Mario for disrespecting me!"''
 *''"I'm nipping this in the bud right now: I'm going to use the Invincible [[Tubba Blubba]] on Mario. He's the strongest creature I know, after myself... so you should just forget about Mario."''
+'''Cutscene after Chapter 3'''
 *''"Well, that's strange! YOU TOLD ME [[Tubba Blubba|HE]] WAS INVINCIBLE! How can you beat someone who's invincible?"''
 *''"Did that stupid Mario just find out the secret that made Tubba Blubba invincible, and then beat him!? Gah!!! I despise Mario, really!"''
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 *''"Perfect choices, Princess. Gwa ha ha ha!! Be sure Mario can't avoid those things that he hates! We'll beat him for sure!"''
 *''"My tactics are brilliant! They're pure art! Finally, we will witness the end of Mario! At last! Gwaa ha ha ha ha ha!!"''
+'''Cutscene after Chapter 7'''
 *''"Oh, Princess Peach! Your cuddly old Bowser's here!"''
 *''"Can't we have a friendly conversation for a change? C'mon! Lemme see a smile!"''
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 *''"You! Yeah, you! Tie her up immediately! If she gets out this time, heads will roll!"''
 *''"What is [[Twink|this whining little glittering thing]]? Confetti? Gah! Buzz off!"''
-*''"Take the princess! Now! Let's move!"''
+*(to his guards) ''"Take the princess! Now! Let's move!"''
+'''First encounter in Chapter 8'''
 *''"Gwa ha ha ha ha!! If it isn't my old pal, Mario! I've been waiting for you... I'm amazed that you managed to come this far."''
 *''"You've been a distraction for waaaaaay too long, little man! It'll be a pleasure to squash you personally!"''
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 *''"Gwa ha ha! All right, Mario, let's see your so-called power!"''
 *''"Gosh, you're not bad! How'd you get so strong?! Still, you're just an annoyance. That was like a warm-up for me."''
+'''Final battle and defeat'''
 *''"Gwa ha ha ha ha!! Welcome to your nightmare!"''
 *''"You should thank me, Mario. Since you've been my rival for so long, I've arranged a [[Power Platform|special arena]] for your defeat!"''
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 *'''''Day X/X Month:☆''''' <br>
 :'''''Sunny'''''
-::''Well, the Koopa Bros. got beaten by Mario, diary. He even set free that stupid Star Spirit I kept there. I'm so mad I can barely write! "Ohh, I'm Mario, I'm so big and strong and good and helpful..." I hate him! But I'm not worried. There's no way Mario can save the Star Spirit being held in Dry Dry Ruins. To do that, he'd have to solve the mystery of the sands and then find Dry Dry Ruins in Dry Dry Desert. How would he even know to go to the desert, anyway? So I'm not worried at all. In fact, I'm so calm I'm gonna go to bed now.''
+::''Well, the Koopa Bros. got beaten by Mario, diary. He even set free that stupid Star Spirit I kept there. I'm so mad I can barely write! "Ohh, I'm Mario, I'm so big and strong and good and helpful..." I hate him! But I'm not worried. There's no way Mario can save the Star Spirit being held in Dry Dry Ruins. To do that, he'd have to solve the mystery of the sands and then find <span style="color:red">Dry Dry Ruins</span> in <span style="color:red">Dry Dry Desert</span>. How would he even know to go to the desert, anyway? So I'm not worried at all. In fact, I'm so calm I'm gonna go to bed now.''
 ==[[Bruce]]==
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 *"''Ha! I'm not going to help you. I don't socialize with murderers. Get away from me!"'' - Bumpty outside Mayor Penguin's house
 *"''You! Penguin killer!!!! You just keep your distance! What's that gleam in your eye?! Noooo!!! AIIIIGH! I'm gonna be a murder victim! Please, somebody help me!!!"'' - Bumpty outside entrance to Attack FX E badge
-*"''Look, I'm not selling anything to Mayor Penguin's killer. Get out of here, will you?"'' - Shiver City shopkeeper
 *"''There's a rumor that you murdered Mayor Penguin. Did you really do it? I don't think you did. I bet it was that crazy guy I saw running around here the other day. He was weird. You don't look so weird."'' - Bumpty outside Shiver City Toad House
 *"''Uh, hello? You're the number one suspect in the Mayor's murder! You can't leave the city! Not until you prove you're innocent!"'' - Bumpty blocking the road to [[Shiver Snowfield]]
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 *''"'Well, well... so long, farewell. 'Til we meet again!"'' (end of 1st-63rd question)
 *''"'Til then... so long, farewell. Bye!"'' (end of 64th question)
+*''"'Oops! Tough luck, pal! Wrong answer!"''
+*''"'Better luck next time."''
 ==[[Clubba]]==
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 *"''Everybody just calm down. As long as [[Star Spirits|we]] keep it together there's always hope. Now... Our fates are in [[Mario|Mario's]] hands. We must try to revive him. Gather round, everyone. Send Mario your power!"''
 *"''Phew...that's it. That's all we can do right now. [[Mario]]... Please get up... Please..."''
+*"''Mario, we need you to come to [[Shooting Star Summit]].''"
 *"''Welcome, [[Mario]]! We've been waiting for you."''
 *"''We're the 7 [[Star Spirits]]. Our job is to grant the wishes of good people from our home in [[Star Haven]], a place high beyond the sky. We're going to tell you something incredibly important. Please listen carefully."''
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 *"''If you use this power, you can drain the power of the Star Rod whenever Bowser uses it. And one more thing: I have one final gift which should come in handy."''
 *"''This is the legendary [[Star Ship]] of Star Haven. Bowser is keeping his castle way up in the sky. With this ship, however, you can reach it. Climb aboard! On to Bowser's Castle! We will be with you whenever you are in need, so use our powers to help you."''
+*"''What a surprise! I feel... The wishes of all the Stars and everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom are giving us power! Perhaps now we can match Bowser's strength!"''
+*"''Now, Mario! Don't give up! Everyone's behind you! Receive our power and do your very best!''"
+*"''Power up the Star Beam!!!"''
+*"''Thank you, Mario! You did it! You brought back our precious Star Rod! I thank you from the bottom of my heart. We will use it to bring peace back to [[Mushroom Kingdom|this kingdom]]."''
+*"''I think it's time we returned to Star Haven. All of the Stars are waiting for us there, no doubt. Good-bye, Mario! May the stars forever shine brightly upon you!"''
 ==[[Fice T.]]==
+*''"Beyond here lies dark and gloomy [[Forever Forest]]. You’ll get lost for sure, so I advice you not to enter."''
 *''"Brrrrrrrr... Juh...Just now, [[Bootler|a ghost]] passed right in front of [[Fice T.|me]]... Uhhh...[[Mario|You]] saw it, didn't you?"''
 *"''No…You must have!!"''
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 *''"It went into the [[Forever Forest|forest]]!"''
 *''"Ma... Mario, this madness has to end. Will you go into the forest and see what's going on? I'm ashamed to say it's my job, but I just can't go. I'm too frightened of ghosts! Puh... Please, I'm begging you."''
-* [if talked to while Lady Bow is active] ''"Ma... Mario, behind you!!! Aaaaauuuuugggghhhh!!! Gh... Gh... Ghost!!!"''
+*[if talked to while Lady Bow is active] ''"Ma... Mario, behind you!!! Aaaaauuuuugggghhhh!!! Gh... Gh... Ghost!!!"''
+*''"Mario, I hear that you're finally going to take on Bowser! You're so brave. I wish I could find courage as deep as yours..."''
 ==[[Fishmael]]==
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 *''"I'll never eat such a nasty creation again, I tell you! I swear... trying to poison me..."''
 *''"Go back down there and make something good, will you?"''
-==[[Koopa Bros.#Green Ninjakoopa|Green Ninjakoopa]]==
-*''"Most of all, though, you shouldn't go ask old man [[Merlon]] for help. That would be really bad news for us... I mean, for you! Don't even think about it!"''
-*''"Yeah, what gives? Ask anyone! We're just cute, ordinary Toads hanging out."''
-*''"Ha! Let's see the great [[Mario]] get any further, now!"''
-*''"Looks like there's gonna be some fighting here... see ya!"''
 ==[[Guard Door]]==
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 *''"Yaaaaahoo!"''
 ===Fourth encounter===
+*''"Wooooooooooooooooooooooh!!"''
+*''"Wheez Wheez Wheez…"''
+*''"Yes! I…cough…did it! I swam…all the way!"''
+*''"All right Mario! Now I’m going to give you a beating you’ll never…"''
+*''"What!? Wait! Where are you going? Wait! Mario, wait up!!"''
+*''"Come back here, you chicken!"''
 *''"Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!!!!"''
+*''"Wooooooooooooooooooo!!"''
 *''"I'll... never... go... swimming... again... for the rest... of my life!"''
-*''"I've learned some coooool techniques!"''
+*''"Now, Mario! You’re mine this time!"''
-*''"Hey, [[Mario]], you like magic tricks? Well, you won't like this one!"''
+*''"Ayaaaaaaaaah!"''
-*''"Finally, at long last, I'll settle my score with you!"''
+*''"Here it comes! You… you’d better be ready!"''
-*''"This is it, the final fight! Only one of us is walking away from this battle!"''
+*''"Gasp! Oh, no! All that swimming! My HP is almost gone!"''
-*''"Don't think you've won, Mario! I swear to you, I'm gonna beat you SO bad next time!"''
+*''"Well, I’ll make up for my low HP by using my new skills!"''
-*''"GOSH!"''
+*''"Check this out! <big>More power!!</big>"''
+*''"I know all your fighting powers by now, Mario."''
+*''"See my gear? The spike, the wings… You can’t attack me now! I’m the smartest fighter alive!"''
+*''"I can’t be defeated! Wa ha ha!"''
 ===Fifth encounter===
 *''"Brrrraaah ha ha ha! Brrr! I've been waiting for you, [[Mario|Mariooooooooo]]!"''
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 *"''Mario, you must make your way back to [[Shooting Star Summit]]. From Shooting Star Summit, we'll prepare the route to Star Haven. The name of this route is [[Star Way]]. Once you travel Star Way, you'll finally reach Star Haven."''
 *"''My only wish is for you to save this precious world. You can do it, Mario. Good-bye for now."''
+*"''No words can express completely how grateful we are for all that you've done. Hope has returned, both to Star Haven and to all of the Mushroom Kingdom. We're in your debt, Mario."''
 ==[[Kammy Koopa]]==
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 *''"Now, you are able to use powers from six out of seven Star Spirits. Mine, if you use it well, should prove to be extremely helpful in battle. Don't become overconfident, though -- you must be careful. Bowser has power as well. Remember that even stronger enemies await you. I hope our powers may help you so that you may help us... We're all depending on you!"''
 *''"I'll go back to Star Haven now. I can't wait to get there! I've been terribly worried about everyone!"''
+*''"I hope Bowser learned something from all of this. Maybe he'll behave himself now... But I suppose the chances of that are very slim."''
 ==[[Kolorado]]==
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 *"''Cheers, Mario! Smashing, really, old boy! Soon now, the mysterious Dry Dry Ruins will rise from the sands that conceal them! As a brilliant archaeologist, I say it must be so! I suppose a thank-you gift is in order, eh, old boy? Here you go, then!"''
 *"''You now know a bit of the magic of the desert. Cherish the memory, old boy!"''
+*"''Hmmm... Who am I, you say? Why, my dear chap, I am none other than Kolorado, famed adventurer and archaeologist. I'm touring the world! And you're Mario, yes? What are you doing here?"''
+*"''Well, I for one am traveling bravely to [[Lavalava Island]] in the southern sea to solve a diabolical mystery. It would seem that there are ancient treasures waiting in a volcanic cave. I'm in a bit of a fix, though. No way to get there, you see. Hmmm... Think now, Kolorado! How to cross the sea..."''
+*"''Oh, good heavens! I was wondering what this was. It seems to be a huge tuna!
+*"''Hmm... I say... Old boy, this great tuna seems to have a bit of a bellyache. Mario, what say you lend the fish a hand, hm?"''
+*"''Now, now, you really should help out, dear boy."''
+*"''Me...? In there? Poppycock! My grandmother's last words, and I quote, were: "Do not go inside a giant tuna." I wouldn't hesitate, of course, being a fearless explorer, but dear boy, one simply can't ignore one's grandmother."''
+*"''Pardon the eavesdropping, but did you just say "anywhere"? Mario! You old tuna tamer! Accompany me to the shores of Lavalava Island! What a trip it'll be! The island will be wonderful! You must trust my instincts!"''
 *"''Yaaah! Get off! Aaaaaah!!"''
+*"''Ow! Mario! You’re supposed to attack the other guy, old bean! Do you have issues with me? A bit of jealousy, perhaps?"''
 *"''Dear me! I barely got away… That was rather rude, Mario! Leaving me like that! Hmph! Well, we can't all be heroes… Let's press on, hm?"''
 *"''Phew… You saved me! Many thanks, old chum. Well, enough of that! Let's pull ourselves together and press on, what say?"''
 *"''Yow! Off me, you brute! Aargh!"''
+*"''Ow! Get ahold of yourself! What do you say you attack the enemies instead of me, hmm?"''
 *"''That was frightful… Have you no manners, Mario?! Going on without me!! You boor! …Well, not everyone is noble. It would seem that our goal, the volcano, is quite near. Let's press on, hm?"''
 *"''Phew… You saved me once more. You're top notch, Mario! Now, I feel that our destination, the volcano, is quite near. Let's press on while our spirits are high, eh?"''
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 *''"...well, I suppose that's of no consequence right now. You're giving it to me?"''
 *''"You...you are giving it to me?! Oh. glory! Marvelous!!"''
-*''"Yes,hm! I suppose...It's only proper that I give this to you as thanks."''
+*''"Yes, hm! I suppose... It's only proper that I give this to you as thanks."''
 *''"[[Mario|Dear man]], you are simply the cat's meow!"''
 *''"I hereby declare this adventure to be a complete success!"''
-*''"This [[Whale|tuna]]-ferring experience, I shan't do again. I'm in your debt, though."''
+*''"This [[Whale|tuna]]-ferring experience, I shan't do again. I'm in your debt, though.*''"
+*''"Well, I'm back in the [[Koopa Village|village]]. It's rather nice, eh, old boy? Adventure is all well and good, but one's home is really tops!*''"
+*''"Psssst... To tell the truth, old bean, I'm itching to search for the lost palace in the north. But tut-tut! Mum's the word as far as the wife's concerned!*''"
 *''"Oh, what poppycock! Balderdash! Don't be daft, [[Kooper|dear boy]]! It would be terribly impolite to turn down such an invitation! It would ruin the party if the hero of [[Koopa Village]], nay, the [[Mushroom Kingdom]] weren't there! Go to that party this instant, and don't spare me another thought!"''
 *''"[[Parakarry|Puh...Puh... Parakarry]]! Why didn't you tell me this sooner!? This is a crisis, old boy! I must away with all due speed!"''
-==[[Koopatrol]]==
+==[[Kolorado's wife]]==
-*"''Yes!! I thought you'd come! Now I get to defeat you and win admiration from King Bowser. I'm gonna be famous!"''
+*''"These [[Fuzzy|Fuzzies]]! Will their mischief never end? My husband is never here when there's trouble."''
+*''"My husband? Oh, his name is [[Kolorado]]. You've heard of him. He claims to be a famous explorer. Who knows if it's true or not... He runs his mouth a lot."''
+*''"My husband hasn't come back since he left to find some ruins. If you see him somewhere out there in your travels, tell him to come home once in a while!"''
+*''"Oh, little [[Kooper]] is going to go on Mario's adventure? How cute... Take care!"''
+*''"I think my husband went to [[Dry Dry Desert]], but who knows? I wonder what he's doing now. I swear! I send him letters, but has he written back even once? Of course not!"''
+*''"Oh, Mario, you won't believe it! My husband...! He came home out of the blue the other day... and he's already left again! Off on some other fool's errand! That infuriating Koopa... I just can't believe him!"''
+*''"My husband? Oh, I think he went to some [[Lavalava Island|southern island]] this time. He heard something about lots of treasure stashed in a volcano on the island and left shortly thereafter. Pffff... He's obsessed! He's like a spoiled little kid. He always does what he wants. Well... I suppose... that's why I fell in love with him."''
+*''"My husband... Where is he now? What's he thinking about...? I just hope he's doing OK. That's my only wish."''
+*''"So stay here for a change! I've had just about enough of sitting around worrying and waiting for your return!"''
+*''"Oh, Mario, my husband came home! He sits around the house and reads books about all the treasures out there waiting... It's so nice to have him home, I can't even tell you. Phew. My husband... What a difficult man... But I still love him!"''
+*''"Oh, do you need something? You're doing an errand for [[Koopa Koot|the elder]], are you? Mmmm... right, "Koopa Legends." Yes, my husband owns that one. Of course you can borrow it! Don't let that old Koot work you too hard, OK, Mario? He's known to do that. He's also a bit short-tempered. Well, anyway. Wait here for just a moment. I'll go poke around my husband's bookshelf."''
+*''"Found it! You're talking about this book, right? It's all yours. It was behind the bookshelf."''
+*''"It's strange... That book... it has all these pictures of shells and exercises... "Firmer shells in 30 days"?"''
-==[[Kooper]]==
+==[[Koopa Bros.]]==
+===Black Ninjakoopa===
+*''"[[Mario]]'s here already!? Uh oh... We're in a world of hurt. I'd better go tell the leader! [[Koopa Bros.#Red Ninjakoopa|Red Koopaaaaa]]!"''
+===Green Ninjakoopa===
+*''"Most of all, though, you shouldn't go ask old man [[Merlon]] for help. That would be really bad news for us... I mean, for you! Don't even think about it!"''
+*''"Yeah, what gives? Ask anyone! We're just cute, ordinary Toads hanging out."''
+*''"Ha! Let's see the great [[Mario]] get any further, now!"''
+*''"Looks like there's gonna be some fighting here... see ya!"''
+===Red Ninjakoopa===
+*''"Oh yeah! We're the coolest of the cool!"''
+*''"Well, well, well! If it isn't [[Mario]]! I wouldn't have bet you'd make it this far. Pfffft... Don't get smug, pal! You just caught us off guard! Trust me, we'll mop the floor with you if we get serious! We're as cool as they come!"''
+*''"Yeah, boys!! Open fire!"''
+*''"Oh, for the love of... What are you DOING, [[Koopa Bros.#Yellow Ninjakoopa|Yellow]]? That does NOT look cool at all!"''
+*''"Remember to look cool, guys!"''
+*''"Hi-yaaaaaa!"''
+*''"OK, Mario! Have a taste of this!"''
+*''"The Koopa Bros. special: super spinning attack!"''
+*''"Ouch!"''
+*''"Hey! Helloooooo? Somebody, let us outta here!"''
+*''"A lasting impression, yeah! We were too cool to forget!"''
+*''"Don't think we're like before! We've increased our power beyond our wildest dreams! After you trounced us the other day, we trained all day, every day, and we learned a cool new technique! We're not just the Koopa Bros... We're the Super Ultra Mighty Koopa Bros. the Great!! Check out our coolness!"''
+*''"Yow!"''
+===Yellow Ninjakoopa===
+*''"Bah ha ha ha ha! [[Mario|Loser]]! Serves you right! You fell for it!"''
+*''"Here come the [[Koopa Bros.]]!"''
+*''"Okay, [[Koopa Bros.#Red Ninjakoopa|Red]]. I'm ready now!"''
+==[[Koopatrol]]==
+*"''Yes!! I thought you'd come! Now I get to defeat you and win admiration from King Bowser. I'm gonna be famous!"''
+==[[Kooper]]==
 *''"I don't even care that I have no [[Kooper's Shell| shell]] on! I'm gonna show those [[Fuzzies]] what's what!"''
 *''"I swear that I, Kooper, will follow [[Mario|you]] anywhere, even to the ends of the earth!"''
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 *''"Aw no, [[Lakilulu]]!!"''
 *''"Ah, no! Don't call me Lakilester! That's not my name. It's Spike, see? I told [[Lakilulu|you]] I changed my name last month! Come on!"''
-*''"Stop calling me Lakilester! It's such a stupid name. My name is Spike. Spike! Are you even listening to me!?"''
+*''"Stop calling me Lakilester! It's such a stupid name! My name is Spike! SPIKE! Are you even listening to me!?"''
 *''"Hey, I've got a question, man. What in the world are you doing all this fighting for?"''
 *"''….Huh. Yeah…fighting for yourself… That's the way to go, man. Walkin' your own path with honor. I can get behind an ideal like that! I'll go with you! I'm completely fed up with the pointless jobs that Huff N. Puff threw my way, anyway. With you, I can improve my skills by taking on the enemies that challenge us along the way!"'' (For myself)
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 *''"Ohhh... so that's it, huh? So that's how you took the [[Star Rod (Paper Mario)|Star Rod]] back from Bowser. It looks like another wild adventure's in the books, bro. The castle's back in its proper place and everyone's returned home safely. You came through in the end, just like you always do!"''
 *''"I know you've been back for days now, but you still kinda feel like you're on an adventure."''
+*''"Huh? Did you hear something outside? I think I'll go take a look."''
+*''"Well, Mario... [[Parakarry]] stopped by to deliver us a party invitation from Princess Peach. He said he's also invited, so he took off and said he'd see us at the castle when we arrived. Now, we'd better go, too!"''
+*''"All right, Mario. I'm just gonna go on ahead. There's something important that I have to do. What is it? Sorry, bro... It's top secret!"''
 ==[[Mamar]]==
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 *"''Call on me when times are bad. Believe in this, Mario: My powers are strong... I'm a Star Spirit, after all! Our powers are growing all the time. Keep up the good work, Mario! You must save the other Star Spirits as soon as possible!"''
 *"''For now, I'm going back to recover in Star Haven. Who knows how my dear old Star Haven is faring without the Star Rod? Goodbye, Mario! I'm off!"''
+*''"Now we'll be able to grant everyone's wishes again! All of this is thanks to you, Mario!"''
 ==[[Master Poet]]==
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 * ''"Dear Mario! You have saved five of us Star Spirits now! Just a couple more to go! My name is Misstar. Let me grant you power that will help you along!"''
 * ''"I have to go back to Star Haven for now, but if you need me, please call on me at any time. I will be watching you and wishing for your success. I know you'll see the Princess soon enough, Mario. Have faith. Thank you again for saving me. See you soon!"''
+* ''"Mario... Don't think we don't know how hard you worked for all of us. It must have been very difficult. We won't forget your efforts."''
 ==[[Monstar]]==
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 *"''Hi! Hmm, I believe you are... Twink, no? You're that youngster who recently ascended from Starborn Valley into Star Haven. You could say, heh, we're like family!"''
 *"''Don't make such a fuss, lad! I'm sure you'll go on to do great things! I must take my leave now. Good-bye, both of you!"''
+*''"You took it to Bowser, Mario! You really socked it to him! What impressive strength! I knew you could do it!"''
 ==[[Muss T.]]==
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 *''"He usually hangs out in front of the [[Toad House]] that's right on the edge of town."''
 *''"No big rush, but it would be nice if he got it soon."''
-==Narration==
-*''"Today... I'm going to tell the story of "[[Star Spirits]] and Good [[Wish]]es.""''
-*''"Far, far away, beyond the sky, way above the clouds, it's been said that there's a haven where the [[Star (species)|Stars]] live."''
-*''"In the sanctuary of [[Star Haven]] there rests a fabled treasure called the [[Star Rod (Paper Mario)|Star Rod]], which has the power to grant all wishes."''
-*''"Using this wondrous Star Rod, the seven revered Star Spirits watched over our peaceful world carefully...very carefully."''
-*''"And then... Oh dear... What the...? Who stuck [[Kammy Koopa|that weird thing]] into this story?"''
-*''"No, you mustn't do that!!"''
-*''"Stop it! Cut it out, [[Bowser]]!! You're changing the story!!"''
-*''"Now [[Star Kid]]s may rise to the Haven to deliver people's wishes... ...but those wishes will not come true. Whatever can they do...?"''
 ==[[Oaklie]]==
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 *''"This is [[Forever Forest]]... The path ahead of here is extremely dangerous."''
 *''"Didn't you know that? You'd better go back."''
+*''"I’m called Oaklie. This forest is my home."''
+*''"I try to keep unprepared people from wandering into the forest and getting lost."''
+*''"The path ahead of here is extremely dangerous. Didn't you know that? You'd better go back."''
 *''"Um-kay. So that's your story. You're invited to [[Boo's Mansion]]."''
 *''"You may pass, then."''
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 *''"You can find your way as long as you keep your wits about you and study the forest."''
 *''"But remember that the right way is not always in front of you. On occasion, you must remember to look back as well."''
+==Opening narration==
+*''"Today... I'm going to tell the story of "[[Star Spirits]] and Good [[Wish]]es.""''
+*''"Far, far away, beyond the sky, way above the clouds, it's been said that there's a haven where the [[Star (species)|Stars]] live."''
+*''"In the sanctuary of [[Star Haven]] there rests a fabled treasure called the [[Star Rod (Paper Mario)|Star Rod]], which has the power to grant all wishes."''
+*''"Using this wondrous Star Rod, the seven revered Star Spirits watched over our peaceful world carefully...very carefully."''
+*''"And then... Oh dear... What the...? Who stuck [[Kammy Koopa|that weird thing]] into this story?"''
+*''"No, you mustn't do that!!"''
+*''"Stop it! Cut it out, [[Bowser]]!! You're changing the story!!"''
+*''"Now [[Star Kid]]s may rise to the Haven to deliver people's wishes... ...but those wishes will not come true. Whatever can they do...?"''
 ==[[Parakarry]]==
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 ==[[Pokey]]==
-*"''!!!!!!!!"''
+*"''!!!!!!!!"'' (before facing [[Mario]] in [[Shy Guy's Toy Box]])
 ==[[Posie]]==
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 *''"Oh, Mario... I wonder what he's doing now? I wish I knew if I was helping him at all..."''
 *''"Mario is coming, Bowser. And you can't stop him."''
-*''"No! Please!"''
+*(when tied up by the [[Koopatrols]]) ''"No! Please!"''
+*''"No! Leave me alone! Mario, help me!!!"''
+*''"Oh no... Brave Mario... What can I do for him? The way things are going, Bowser will surely defeat him. Somebody, please help Mario..."''
+*''"Twink! I'm so glad you're OK!"''
+*''"Oh yes! We did it, Twink! Now we must save Mario! But... what can I do?"''
+*''"Okay, Twink... I'll try!"''
+*''"Mario... I knew you would save me. Thank you, Mario!"''
 *''"Thank you so much for helping me, Twink. You've always been a stellar friend to me!"''
 *''"Greetings to all of you! I'm so glad everyone could be here on this special day."''
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 *''"Above us, the Stars shine with more beauty and power than ever before. It seems as if they're sending us their thanks."''
 *''"To Mario, all his companions, and everybody across the lands of the Mushroom Kingdom, I say: we've regained peace because of all your efforts."''
 *''"Thank you very much, indeed. I appreciate it from the bottom of my heart. I hope that the Mushroom Kingdom will enjoy peace and prosperity for a long time to come, perhaps forever!"''
 *(last line of game) ''"So, let's celebrate! Enjoy the festivities, everyone!"''
 ==[[Raven]]s==
 *''"Caw."''
 *''"Cawcawcaaaw?"''
 *''"Oracle of the Stars...[[Mario]] comes to [[Lavalava Island|this island]]..."''
 *''"[[Mario]] is fated to meet Master [[Raphael the Raven]]...Caaaaw..."''
 *''"Caw?"''
 *''"Are you the [[Mario]] that Master [[Raphael the Raven]] was telling us about?"''
+==[[Red & Blue Goomba Bros.]]==
+===Blue Goomba===
+*"''Oh yeah! Let's do it, my red brother!"''
+*"''[[Mario]]! How'd you like some of this?"''
+*"''Re… Red Goomba, my brother… Noooooo! You meanie, Mario!"''
+*"''[[Mario]] beat [[Red & Blue Goomba Bros.|us]] up!"''
+*"''Bah ha ha!!! Yeah, you're scared, all right. You wanna say you're sorry?"''
+*"''[[Red & Blue Goomba Bros.|We've]] got [[King Goomba|your]] back!"''
-==[[Red & Blue Goomba Bros.|Red Goomba]]==
+===Red Goomba===
 *"''Aha, you're [[Mario]]! I knew it. You can't go past here, Mr. Big Shot. It's a direct order from the [[Goomba King]]. That's right! I'm sorry, but the only way by is through the [[Red & Blue Goomba Bros.|Goomba Bros.]] That's me, Red Goomba, and my brother, Blue Goomba. Let's get him, Blue Goomba!"''
 *"''Blue, Blue Goomba!!!!! Gaaah! My little brother! You'll pay for that, [[Mario]]!"''
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 *"''You hear that, [[Mario]]! No farther! Not one step! Are you scared, little man?"''
 *"''Beat [[Mario|him]] up, [[King Goomba]]!!"''
-==[[Koopa Bros.#Red Ninjakoopa|Red Ninjakoopa]]==
-*''"Oh yeah! We're the coolest of the cool!"''
-*''"Well, well, well! If it isn't [[Mario]]! I wouldn't have bet you'd make it this far. Pfffft... Don't get smug, pal! You just caught us off guard! Trust me, [[Koopa Brothers|we'll]] mop the floor with you if we get serious! We're as cool as they come!"''
-*''"Yeah, boys!! Open fire!"''
-*''"Oh, for the love of... What are you DOING, [[Koopa Bros.#Yellow Ninjakoopa|Yellow]]? That does NOT look cool at all!"''
-*''"Remember to look cool, guys!"''
-*''"Hi-yaaaaaa!"''
-*''"OK, Mario! Have a taste of this!"''
-*''"The Koopa Bros. special: super spinning attack!"''
-*''"Ouch!"''
-*''"Hey! Helloooooo? Somebody, let us outta here!"''
-*''"A lasting impression, yeah! We were too cool to forget!"''
-*''"Don't think we're like before! We've increased our power beyond our wildest dreams! After you trounced us the other day, we trained all day, every day, and we learned a cool new technique! We're not just the Koopa Bros... We're the Super Ultra Mighty Koopa Bros. the Great!! Check out our coolness!"''
-*''"Yow!"''
 ==[[Rowf and Rhuff|Rhuff]]==
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 *''"Is there anything else you want to claim?"'' (Item claimed, more items)
 *''"Come chill out anytime!"'' (Leaving)
+*''"Look, I'm not selling anything to [[Mayor Penguin]]'s killer! Get out of here, would you?"'' (If visited while Mario is being accused of murder)
 ===[[Star Haven|Star Haven Shop]]===
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 *''"Mario, I have one bit of bad news. Unfortunately, Bowser's life force seems to be getting stronger all the time. Most likely it's the Star Rod that's giving him more power. We're not even sure if he's noticing it or not, but there's no question that it's making him stronger than before. You will have to be much more careful in the coming trials."''
 *''"Ah, I'm sorry to leave, but I must go back to Star Haven. There are other Star Spirits waiting for me there. Oh, and please keep it a secret that I got lost in Forever Forest, would you? Good-bye, Mario."''
+*''"When you look at the night sky, you will see that the glittering stars are praising you for your courage. Look upon their bright light, and remember our thanks!"''
 ==[[Sushie]]==
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 *''"I'm the huge, scary Tutankoopa! Remorseless king of the desert! Who dares set foot in [[Dry Dry Ruins (Paper Mario)|this]], my palace of sands? Speak and be known! Begone from this place! Now! Or disaster will befall [[Mario|you]]!"''
 *''"Fool! You have ignored my warning, haven't you? You fool! You will fall to my legions and become a mummy of the sands!"''
+*''"Flee now while you still can! If you continue, you will face a horrible curse!"''
 *''"Turn back, thief! Your time is running out! If you do not retreat, you'll be in grave trouble! I do not lie! You will regret it!"''
 *''"This is your final warning! Enough of this foolishness! Leave at once!"''
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 *"''I... I'm not afraid of [[Kammy|you]]!"''
 *"''Oh, I know! Princess Peach! Make a wish! Just like you did for me! Make a wish to give more power to the Star Spirits! Think of the Mushroom Kingdom, Star Haven, Mario... Make a wish to the Stars, thinking of all these things!"''
+*''"If your wish is strong enough, it will reach the [[Star Spirits]] and give them strength!"''
+*''"Honorable Star Spirits, I'll do what I can to help!"''
 *"''Mario, I'd like to thank you, too. And Princess Peach... it was an honor to help you in your time of need."''
 *"''From now on, I'll try to be a respectable Star and help make people's wishes come true!"''
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 ==[[Village Leader]]==
-*"''Welcome to you, Mario. I am the Village Leader of Yoshi's Village. Ah, you come seeking help. You wish to go to Mt. Lavalava, do you?"
+*"''Welcome to you, [[Mario]]. I am the Village Leader of Yoshi's Village. Ah, you come seeking help. You wish to go to [[Mt. Lavalava]], do you?"
 *"''The entrance to the volcano is in the jungle, but it's very difficult to get to it. The volcano has awakened, as well. I think it may be too dangerous for you to go there.''"
+*"''Oh, such ill fortune! [[Fearsome 5|The children]] are missing! They seem to have secretly slipped off to the jungle. They don't know its dangers! We must get them back here to safety!''"
+*"''[[Mario]], could I ask you to look for these [[Fearsome 5|lost children]]? As you can see, the Yoshis of my village are panicking. They aren't thinking straight. I'll try to calm them down. You just find those kids!''"
+*"''[[Mario]], I can't tell you how dangerous the jungle is. It's even dangerous for us adult Yoshis if we aren't extremely careful. To imagine the boys in such a place...Brr...Please, you must find them.''"
+*"''You've found them! Oh, happiness! Oh, joy! But...there are still boys stuck out there in the jungle. Please find them! [[Fearsome 5|Five children]] in all disappeared into the jungle. Save all of them, please!''"
+*"''[[Mario]]! Just one more remains! Please find him right away! You seem to be an expert at finding [[Fearsome 5|lost children]], Mario! We're counting on you!''"
+*"''[[Mario]], I must thank you. You have saved [[Fearsome 5|the children]] of the village. I feel that no expression of our gratitude can be enough. You truly are a hero. We deeply appreciate your valor. At least I can do this...You still wish to go to [[Mt. Lavalava]] don't you? I have remembered a good way to reach the volcano. Please come this way.''"
+*"''Huh...? I thought it was...somewhere around here...''"
+*"''Oh yes. I found it. Here it is. Take it, please.''"
+*"''Whenever events beyond our control occur on this island, we ask the help of Raphael the Raven, the island's master. If anyone can help you reach the volcano, it's definitely Raphael the Raven. He lives in the depths of this island.''"
+*"''If you place that Jade Raven into the statue of Raphael, the way into the depths of the jungle will appear.''"
+*"''I haven't been to see Raphael since I was but a young Yoshi. I remember that it was incredibly difficult to find him because the jungle's trees and shrubs covered the way. I'm sure you'll find the path. May all your wishes come true.''"
+*"''Since trees and bushes have grown over the path, you might get lost. If you do, just be sure to scout the area carefully. You might have to do something unexpected to find your way.''"
+*"''[[Mt. Lavalava]] just started erupting, [[Mario]]! It's my belief that the volcano got angry because Bowser's men were fiddling about inside. I'm glad you made it out!''"
 ==[[Watt]]==
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 *''"Whack-a-waaaaaaaaa.... I can't take this abuse!"''
-==[[Whate (character)|Whale]]==
+==[[Whale (character)|Whale]]==
 *"''Do you want to go back to [[Toad Town]]?"''
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 *''"You think it's easy to fill the sky with clouds?"''
 *''"...Oh, my... You're... [[Mario|Ma...Ma...Mario]]!!!"''
-==[[Koopa Bros.#Yellow Ninjakoopa|Yellow Ninjakoopa]]==
-*''"Bah ha ha ha ha! [[Mario|Loser]]! Serves you right! You fell for it!"''
-*''"Here come the [[Koopa Bros.]]!"''
-*''"Okay, [[Koopa Bros.#Red Ninjakoopa|Red]]. I'm ready now!"''
 ==Other Non-Playable Characters==
-*"''Oh, thank heavens! He's been gravely injured, but I think he'll recover.''" - [[Mamar]] and [[Kalmar]]
-*"''Mario, we need you to come to [[Shooting Star Summit]].''" - [[Eldstar]]
 *"''Oh, yes I'm much more comfy inside my shell. Without it, I feel every little breeze!''" - A [[Koopa Troopa]]
 *"''Thanks, Mario! This shell was made to order. That's why it fits me so well. I mean, how cool do I look?''" - Another Koopa