List of Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars quotes: Difference between revisions

*"''What was that sound?''"

*"''N...n...NO!!!''"

*"''Eyaaaaa!!''"

*"''Coming, Mario?''"

*"''Mwa ha! Did you think I was just gonna GIVE her to ya? You're ALWAYS in my way! This is IT! I'm gonna take you out, Mario!''"

*"''Fungah! Foiled again!''"

*"''Shut up, all of you! I'm the biggest, baddest brute around, and don't you forget it. But if Mario hears that I've been kicked out of [[Bowser's Castle|my own castle]]... My reputation will be ruined! Even I have an image to keep up you know! Let's show 'em who's the boss around here.''"

*"''[[Booster]] has such a [[Booster Tower|nice place]]... I miss my fortress... I miss the good old days... [[Princess Peach|Toadstool]] screaming in terror, Mario rushing in to save her...''"

*"''(Can't...tell 'em... the truth...If this gets out... I'm finished...!)''"

*"''They've thrown me out of my own... I mean... I decided to take a vacation! They CAN'T do this to me! Anyway, I was working on a plan to get my house back, when... ...Mario walked up to me and BEGGED me to let him join the Koopa Troop! I had no choice but to let him in. It was pathetic.''"

*"''Huh? Let's see. If Mario can't find the stars... Toadstool will be MINE! But I won't get my Keep back... unless Mario finds the stars! So if I want my Keep back... we need those star things, but... Huh?! Run that past me again!''"

*"''……Don't worry about me. I've got new Troopas now, and we're going to take back my castle. [[Jagger|You]] stick to your guns! Train like there's no tomorrow!''"

*"''Looks like it's up to me to get us out of yet another jam. Feast your eyes on this show of brains...and brawn!''"

*"''Listen [[Mallow|YOU]]! Never EVER talk to the leader of the Koopa Troop like that! Ooh, I hate... THAT! I'll ignore it this time... but DON'T let it happen again!''"

*"''Ahhh... The scent of boiling [[lava]]... It's so nice to be home! [[Smithy]]'s gonna pay for stealing my splendid castle from me!''"

*"''Hey! I only joined so I could get my castle back. I'm not going to be dragged along on this stupid hunt. This is as far as I go. I'm going to gather my troops and rebuild my castle. And you, Mario! You're an official member of the Koopa Troop. It's your duty to help with the repairs!''"

*"''Gwaa?! I oughtta rip [[Geno|your]] stuffing out!''"

*"''Stop! Hold it right there! [[Bowyer|You]] don't know what you're doing. RETURN that star to me!''"

*"''I serve...a higher authority...''"

*"''Hey! Chill out!''"

*"''Stop it! That's enough.''"

*"''Thanks for the help. You really got me out of a jam."

*"''Why are you staring at me? You know I'm more than just a doll, don't you? Have you guessed the truth? I'm a visitor from above, and this is a form I'm borrowing briefly.''"

*"''Completely in the dark, eh? Well, it's a big mess up there right now, and it concerns you too!''"

*"''Let me explain... You've heard of [[wish]]ing upon a shooting star? At the “Star Road”, your wish is transformed into a star. When it's granted, it then turns into a shooting star and falls down to earth. So you see, the Star Road plays an integral role in granting wishes. But ever since a sword destroyed the “Star Road”, everything's come to a halt. No stars have been made since. The way things stand, yours is a world where wishes can't come true anymore.''"

*"''The broken Star Pieces... There are 7 altogether."

*"''For peace to return... we must get rid of [[Smithy]], find the Star Pieces, and repair the Star Road...''"

*"''Now grab the star, Mario!''"

*"''Come on! Let's get this show on the road.''"

*"''[[Bowser]], you're completely missing the point."''

*"''Even IF we defeat [[Exor]]... There will be OTHER weapon beasts to follow him. [[Bowser's Castle|Your castle]] is at the entrance point to [[Mario World|YOUR world]]. In short...they'll be back! Is that what you want?''"

*"''Our quest is almost over. And when the time comes……… Come on! Let's get this show on the road.''"

*"''Yo Smithy! Stop making [[Jabit|those things]] and hand over the Star Piece, NOW!''"

*"''I’m Mallow from [[Tadpole Pond]]. I’m a frog, but can you believe it? I can’t jump. Embarrassing huh?''"

*"''Give me back my [[Frog Coin|coin]] or I'll belt [[Croco|ya]] again!''"

*"''Mario! It’s dangerous out there! You’re gonna help, huh? Whack that [[Bowyer|weirdo]]... Save the [[Geno|guy in blue]]... Me too! I will do what I can! But...from over here!''"

*"''Mario! You just... DITCHED me back there!''"

*"''[[Punchinello]]...? Never heard of ya.''"

*"''I think he's bluffing.''"

*"''Can you believe it?! What a coincidence! There's a prince with the same name as ME!''"

*"''Hey look! It's ME!''"

*"''Hello. My name is Mallow. And this is my friend, Mario.''"

*"''Mario! Look at me! I'm a prince!''"

*"''Then let's go inside [[Nimbus Castle|the castle]] and save my [[Queen Nimbus|mother]] and [[King Nimbus|father]]!''"

*"''Private? PRIVATE? Everyone in a 10 mile radius could hear [[Valentina|you]]!''"

*"''Give up now, while [[Clerk|you]] still have a chance! Shut down production NOW, or [[Mario|he]]'ll...[[Stomp|STOMP]] ya!''"

===Toadstool===

*"''Don't let [[Bowser]] bruise you, [[Mario]]!''"  

*"''Fight, Mario! FIGHT!!!''"

*"''Oh, Mario! You had me so worried! Let's get out of here!''"

*"''Stop it, all of you! I'm getting SO confused! Mario, let's start with you!''"

*"''Now THAT's one for the scrapbook!''"

*"''Mario, I hope you know how thankful we are! But...you MUST tell me one thing! How on earth can you trust...Bowser?''"

*"''Bowser... Perhaps it's time you told us your story! What, exactly, did you mean when you said you had, “Bigger fish to fry?”''"

*"''WHAT?! This is dreadful news! Awful! Horrible...! Isn't it?''"

*"''Great, Bowser. Then you can just kiss your precious “[[Bowser's Castle|Keep]]” goodbye!"''

*"''I don't care! Things seem so hopeless right now... I'm tired... I think I need to lie down in my room for awhile. Mario...[[Mallow]]... [[Geno]] and...Bowser, you too... Good luck!''"

*"''Mario! Stop [[Toadstool's ???|peek]]ing into other people's rooms!''"

*"''That was scary! But we can't run away now. We've got to kick [[Smithy Gang|these lowlifes]] out of [[Mario World|our world]].''"

===The Big Boo===

*"''Hi, I'm [[Boo#Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars|The Big Boo]].''"

*"''Check those bubbles coming out of [[Mario|his]] nose!''"

*"''Maybe he can still hear us while he's asleep?''"

*"''(Psst, Mario) The boy's magic is sure to come in handy on your adventure. You'll take him along, yes?''"

*"''Wish I had some [[Cricket Jam]].''" ([[Wish Star|wish]])

===Frogfucius' Student===

*"''Look for [[Frog Coin]]s. They can be used to buy rare and important items. Good luck.''" (manual, page 45)

*"''It's been so quiet [[Seaside Town|around here]], it's almost eerie... Is something going on? It probably doesn't concern me. But if you have any Frog Coins, I've got some neat items to sell.''"

*"''It was really quiet around here until a little while ago. What happened? That reminds me, do you have any Frog Coins? I've got some special items to sell.''"

===Gardener===

*"''Incredible! I can't believe it! It's the legendary “Seed” I've read about in the ancient gardening texts. These are so rare! Can you even begin to comprehend what a huge discovery this is? I've spent my whole life searching for one! It's too much, I tell ya!''"

*"''Hey! I haven't finished yet.''"

*"''...What the...?!... WHO are YOU...?!''"

*"''[[Mallow]]... So it IS YOU, my boy! It's been so long. My, you've become a splendid young prince!''"

*"''I KNEW [[Valentina]] was up to SOMETHING! I just didn't know what... That must mean that the King really ISN'T gravely ill...!''"

*"''...Wait! I have an excellent idea. Come over here...''"

*"''Uh uh... NOPE! You lost me.''"

*"''WHAT?! So you mean even if I grow up, I won't ever be strong and cool like you?!''"

===Golden Belome statue===

*"''That key you have there looks pretty tasty.''"

*"''[[Bowser]], most of our allies have run off! What will we do?''"

===Grandma===

===King Nimbus===

*"''......You don't mean... THE Mario?! [[Mario|Jumping Mario]]?! Autograph, please!''"

*"''Ah! I've heard so much about [[Princess Peach|you]]! May I... have your autograph?''"

*"''Oh! Another famous person! This is just too much! I MUST have [[Bowser|YOUR]] autograph!''"

*"''No? Not even a little scribble? Okay, okay... Yes, yes. I'm quite forgetting my manners...Well... ...[[Geno|Who]] do we have over here?''"

*"''Yes, Mallow, the time has come for you to take [[royal bus|the bus]]! Why, when I was your age...''"

===Luigi===

*"''Let’s kick some monster tail! Use Mario’s classic [[jump]] or try another strategy!''" (manual, page 26)

*"''Every offensive and defensive move has an “[[Action Command]]” (see p. 30 for more information).''" (manual, page 27)

*"''I wanna be a great plumber like my brother Mario.''" ([[Wish Star|wish]])

*"''I just have this odd feeling that they'll be dropping in on us any minute now..."''

*"''Gracious! They really DID drop in on us! Oh, my poor babies! Are you okay? [[Dyna & Mite|Little Mite]], are you hurt?!"''

===Monstermama===

*"''Oh, my! A [[Mario|traveler]] from afar. Welcome to [[Monstro Town]], where many of our kind mingle. I'm the landlady, Monstermama.''"

*"''A star, you say? Oh you're here to see [[Starslap|OUR star]]! She's upstairs, so feel free to go and take a look for yourself.''"

*"''So! You wanna go there? Ha! You're an open book! Ok, here's what you need to do. There's a secret passage to the sky at...[[Bean Valley]]! But first you must scale the cliff beyond the desert to get there. Since you're such a nice guy, I'll introduce you to [[Sergeant Flutter|someone]] that can help you. [[Koopa Paratroopa|Sky Troopa]]s, I need you!''"

===Pa'Mole===

*"''Settle down, woman! I asked Mario to help us out, so I reckon he'll bring [[Dyna & Mite|'em]] back when he's good 'n ready!''"

*"''They still gotta use the door like everyone else, Ma. Now settle down!''"

===Queen Nimbus===

*"''Don't embarrass [[Mallow|junior]], [[King Nimbus|dear]]!!''"

*"''Of course, dear. I've ordered the repair man to have [[royal bus|it]] fixed by the time you leave. You simply HAVE to help [[Mario]] and the others get that last star!''"

===Samus Aran===

*"''Hey, [[Goomba|you]] better watch out! He knows about Timed Hits. He's gonna punch your lights out!''"

*"''He's got more bark than bite, huh?''"

*"''Mario! You better be careful. [[Hammer Bro|He]]'s definitely got a mean streak!''"

===Toadofsky===

*"''I am the composer, Toadofsky. I am trying to create my next masterpiece but I've got composer's block.''"

*"''[[Mario|You]] want a music lesson from MOI?''"

*"''If I ever need help with my compositions again, I'll look for you [[Melody Bay|here]]. Until then, adieu!''"

*"''Finally! My song is nearly complete. But I must confess that you contributed a lot to it. We can all take credit for it! Now you must think of a final phrase that will wrap it all up. Let your creative juices flow and show me whatcha got!''"

===Triplets===

===Yoshi===

*"''([[Mario]]! Glad you finally made it to [[Yoshi's Island (location)|Yo'ster Isle]], home of the [[Mushroom Derby]]! Say...now that you're here, we could use your help. Please talk to a few of my [[Yoshi (species)|pals]] here and... What? You can't understand them? Well...hop aboard and I'll be your interpreter!)''"

*"''(Saddle up?)''"

*"''(Thanks to you, Mario, I finally beat [[Boshi|that rascal]]! And we can all race together now!)"

*"''(Looks like [[Baby Yoshi|he]] wants some [[Yoshi Cookie|Cookie]]s. Wanna give him some?)''"

==Enemies and Mini-Bosses==

===Aero===

*"''Look what I found, [[Bowyer]]!''"

*"''Calm down, Smithy! Your head looks like a geyser!!''"

===Apprentice===

*"''Whaaa……… Now they'll make me take the training course all over again.''"

*"''All right! Now I'll be Snifit 4!''"

*"''C...can’t s...stand it! The hunger...the HUNGER!''"

*"''If you defeat me, you STILL won't beat me! Beware the flood!''"

*"''Hmm, you look so tasty! I think I'll just have a snack!''"

*"''You all LOOK delicious! But how do you TASTE?''"

*"''There we are!''"

*"''Oh, no, not again! I’m STARVING! Time to go home for dinner. Goodbye, boys and girls!''"

===Birdo===

*"''Argh! This is absurd! I CAN’T be defeated by THEM! I won’t let this happen! I won’t fall in battle... Gasp...cough...hack... H...having an attack...gasp...''"

*"''I don’t need your sympathy! I am a soldier... I am prepared to...go...''"

===Booster===

*"''Now, about the girl in my life, who thinks I should marry her? Well? Speak up!''"

*"''Ah, a party! We haven't had one of those. It could be fun! So...what is a party?''"

*"''Aaaaaah.... I shall never forget that touch... WHAT THE!!!...''" (if Booster kissed Mario)

*"''Hey, No.1! Where’s my cake?!''"

*"''Okay, everyone!! Here’s the stumper. How do we eat this? I SAY we boil it! No.2, what do you say?''"

*"''WHAT?! In one GULP? That’s easier said than done!''"

*"''Heir ist cake... But...vhere are [[Princess Peach|bride]] und [[Booster|groom]]?''"

*"''YOU FOOLS!!''"

*''"Now, ZEES cake vill stay PUT!''"

*"''I vant to be a vald class baker.''" ([[Wish Star|wish]]){{footnote|main|*}}

===Chef Torte's Apprentice===

*"''This is BIG trouble!''"

*"''YOU FOOLS!!''"

*"''See? I was RIGHT!''"

*"''Don't worry, Chef Torte! They'll love THIS!''"

===Clerk===

*"''What did you say, [[Mallow|you little puff ball]]? [[Mad Mallet]]! TRASH 'em!''"

*"''All right, let's see whatcha got!''"

*"''What's this? You fools couldn't chase down a pumpkin!''"

*"''Ha! Your eyes are much faster than your feet! At this rate it'll take ya……… 100 more years to catch me!''"

*"''[[Coin]]s...Beautiful COINS! Grab the COINS!''"

*"''Heh, heh...I've got a [[Microbomb|bomb]]...! Never leave home without 'em.''"

*''Say, hey! We meet AGAIN! [[Nimbus Land|Dis here land]] is RICH! It's got tons of loot, and I want it all!

*"''Hey [[Mario]], did ya remember to use the [[Save Block|save point]]? There's plenty of danger up ahead so it's best to save now!''"

*"''You're still around? Oh, you want more items, huh? Since I'm in a good mood...''"

*"''Just remember... I can't always be coming to your rescue, you know. If there's anything more you need, best to buy it now.''"

*"''See ya!''"

===Culex===

===Jonathan Jones===

*"''Fuwa ha ha... Not bad, fellas! How about it, Mario? Mario versus me. Wanna mix it up?''"

*"''I'm impressed, matey! You've earned the star. Think of it as a souvenir of our fight!''"

*"''You must've REALLY wanted that Star... Now go on! Get out of here before I change my mind.''"

*"''YOU again?! So, have you already beaten that [[Smithy]] creature?''"

====Remake exclusive====

===King Calamari===

*"''La dee dah~♪ It’s recycled water! There there, my pretties! Hi ho, dee dum~♪''"

*"''La dee dah~♪ I added some nutrients~♪ There there, my pretties! Hi ho, dee dum~♪''"

*"''La dee dah... Here ya go, [[Shelly|big eggie]]! I'll give ya plenty of nutrients so you'll grow up to be big and strong! Oh, oh, oh... Mario's already here... He's a fast one, he is...''"

*"''Eh? Hey! Valentina ran away... I shall fly the coop, too...''"

*"''We're amazing!''"

*"''That IS [[Mario]], [[Axem Yellow|you]] IDIOT!!''"

*"''We like what we do!''"

*"''Yo, [[Axem Red|RED]]!!''"

*"''We're gorgeous!"

*"''Eww! Gross!''"

*"''We struggle for chaos!''"

*"''Yo, [[Axem Red|RED]]!!''"

*"''My make-up’s running!!''"

===Axem Red===

*"''He'll be here!''"

*"''Relax, people!''"

*"''Shuddap, already!''"

*"''We fight for evil!''"

*"''Ooh, my head is spinning!''"

*"''What?''"

*"''Halt! Who goes there? A Tresspasser! [[Bowser's Castle|This castle]] now belongs to us, the “[[Smithy Gang]]”. It's our first step towards taking over [[Mario World|this world]]. And if it weren't for nosey characters like [[Mario|YOU]]... We'd practically OWN this world! So let's see you deal with THIS!''"

*"''Listen up, [[Bodyguard|gang]]! [[Mario|These]] [[Mallow|guys]] are gonna put a stop to OUR party! Are we happy about this?!''"

===Smithy===

*"''Huh?...Gufaw haw haw! So YOU'RE... [[Mario]]?! Looks like we're gonna have a little dispute over the star.

*"''My, my! [[Bowser|We're]] a little touchy today, aren't we? You know, I'm actually growing rather FOND of [[Bowser's Castle|this place]]...

*"''........ What a wonderful thing to say!''"

*"''Eee hee hee! And to think I got the star without even soiling my hands! I'm such a genius, it scares me sometimes. No wonder I'm so important!''"

*"''Eee hee...! I guess we'll have to take our disguises off now. GROUP formation!''"

*"''Red? What about Green?''"

===Geno Clone===

===Glum Reaper===

*"''Comin’ through...''"

*"''I live to eat.''"

===Orb User===

===Orbison===

*"''Don’t jump on me!''"

*"''It’s tough to be pretty!''"

===Torte===

===Tub-O-Troopa===

*"''My shell’s shot!''"