List of Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars quotes: Difference between revisions

{{italic title|List of ''Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars'' quotes}}

==Main Characters==

===Bowser===

*"''(Can't...tell 'em... the truth...If this gets out... I'm finished...!)''"

*"''They've thrown me out of my own... I mean... I decided to take a vacation! They CAN'T do this to me! Anyway, I was working on a plan to get my house back, when... ...Mario walked up to me and BEGGED me to let him join the Koopa Troop! I had no choice but to let him in. It was pathetic.''"

*"''Huh? Let's see. If Mario can't find the stars... Toadstool will be MINE! But I won't get my Keep back... unless Mario finds the stars! So if I want my Keep back... we need those star things, but... Huh?! Run that past me again!''"

*"''…………Don't worry. I'm not angry with [[Goomhilde|you]]. I've got new troops now, and we're going to reclaim my castle! You go on with your life [[Monstro Town|here]]. I wish you the best.''"

*"''Like the moon over<br>the day, my genius and brawn<br>are lost on these fools. ~Haiku''"

*"''Just hand it over and GET OUTTA MY CASTLE!''"

===Geno===

*"''Thanks for the help! But... who are you?''"

*"''So! You're [[Mario|THE Mario]]! WE know about you!''"

*"''Why are you staring at me? You know I'm more than just a doll, don't you? Have you guessed the truth? I'm a visitor from above, and this is a form I'm borrowing briefly.''"

*"''Higher than that, I'm afraid! Do you two know anything about the “[[Star Road (Super Mario RPG)|Star Road]]”?''"

*'''[[Mallow]]:''' "''Are you saying THIS star is part of your “Starway”?''"<br>'''Geno:''' "''That's “STAR ROAD”, my fluffy little friend ...''"

*"''Yes, that star is a broken piece of the Star Road. I'm here to find them all, and repair the Star Road.''"  

*"''For peace to return... we must get rid of [[Smithy]], find the Star Pieces, and repair the Star Road...''"

*"''I'm “♡♪!?”, but it's hard to pronounce so... Call me “Geno”, after the doll. I chose him because he looked the strongest out of all the dolls.''"

*"''Thanks for being such a good sport, Gaz. I'll see you when I get back.''"

*"''Take [[Punchinello|your]] best shot!''"

*"''[[King Bomb|It]]'s gonna blow!!''"

*"''Well, we won the battle. Now I hope we don't lose the war. Where are [[Dyna & Mite|Dyna]] and the star?''"

*"''Say Bowser kidnapped you. Without the aid of the Star Road, you'd probably never be rescued!''"

*"''This is [[Star Hill]]. Wishes, which were transformed at the Star Road, fall from here. But…… Some wishes that haven't been granted yet are falling because Smithy destroyed the Star Road.''"

*"''Even IF we defeat [[Exor]]... There will be OTHER weapon beasts to follow him. [[Bowser's Castle|Your castle]] is at the entrance point to [[Mario World|YOUR world]]. In short...they'll be back! Is that what you want?''"

*"''Hmm……… The production line hasn't halted. Look Mario, this is where the weapons come from. This must be where Smithy makes his weapons. To find the last Star Piece and stop the [[Factory (Super Mario RPG)|factory]], we've got to defeat him first.''"

*"''Come on, Mario! Send the last one way up high!''"

*"''Thank you, everyone! The Star Road is back to normal! And...''"

===Mallow===

*"''WHAT?! This is dreadful news! Awful! Horrible...!''"

*"''WHAT?! This is dreadful news! Awful! Horrible...! Isn't it?''"

*"''I don't care! Things seem so hopeless right now... I'm tired... I think I need to lie down in my room for awhile. Mario...[[Mallow]]... [[Geno]] and...Bowser, you too... Good luck!''"

*"''Please, Mario! Take me along with you, please! Don't worry. [[Granny|Grandma]] helped me through this one, so no one will ever notice that I'm gone! So...let's go find us a star! Hmmm... But I wonder where it could be... I have absolutely no idea! Do you?''"

*"''WHAT?! So you mean even if I grow up, I won't ever be strong and cool like you?!''"

*"''So that's it......! Well, Mario needs all the help he can get! Geno, I have a lot of dreams! Please, go fix the [[Star Road (Super Mario RPG)|Star Road]] and make sure they all come true!''"

===[[Goomhilde|Goomba]]===

===Ma'Mole===

*"''I wonder how those kids're doing? Sure wish they'd hurry home!''"

*"''He's been knocked senseless! You poor baby, you're safe now. [[Dyna & Mite|Dyna]]! Haven't I told you often enough, to never go into [[Mole Mines|the mines]] by yourself?!''"

*"''I'm so embarrassed! [[Mario]], we can't thank you enough for everythin'. What's that? The roof, you say? Naw, that don't matter none, right [[Ma Mole and Pa Mole|Pa]]?''"

*"''All right! Now I'll be Snifit 4!''"

*"''Mario! Let me show you what I've learned in my classes so far. I'll be Snifit 5 if I beat you! ………………maybe.''"

===Belome===

*"''There we are!''"

*"''Oh, no, not again! I’m STARVING! Time to go home for dinner. Goodbye, boys and girls!''"

*"''The hunger! Oh, for some food!''" ([[Wish Star|wish]])

===Birdo===

*"''I'm so...lonely. Will [[Mario|you]] play with me?''" (as [[Shelly]])

*"''Thanks!''"

*"''Hello♡! I'm Birdo.''"

*"''My nerves are shot. I feel like I’ve forgotten to tie my cord before a bungee jump!''"

*"''Mmmmmm... Delicious! It’s so good it makes me want to cry!''"

====Remake exclusive====

*"''Well, well. It's people!''"

===Boshi===

*"''YOU FOOLS!!''"

*"''Zee [[Cake (boss)|cake]]’s alive! RUN!!!''"

*"''I vant to be a vald class baker.''" ([[Wish Star|wish]]){{footnote|main|*}}

===Chef Torte's Apprentice===

*"''Ahhhh! Your spirit…… ……is strong! Thank you, brave knight. I will treasure this memento of my journey here. Perhaps in another time, {{wp|Final Fantasy|another game}}, we may have been mortal enemies... Let us part as comrades in arms. Take [[Quartz Charm|this]]. Treasure it as a keepsake of our fight.''"

*"''Farewell, champion knight!''"

===Director===

*"''Yo, mate! Just 'cuz we're buds doesn't give ya the right to jump on my head.''"

*"''Not so fast there! That star's a gift to me mate, Mario. [[Speardovich|You spineless dogs]] have no code of honor! We'll make you walk the plank!''"

====Remake exclusive====

*"''Avast, Mario! I've been waiting to see your mug around here again.''"

===Axem Pink===

*"''Eww! Gross!''"

*"''Where's [[the Blade|the BLADE]]?''"

*"''Happy I am, nya! Look...LOOK at their expressions when freeze they do!''"

*"''Nya! More practice do I need!''"

*"''Gnya, NYA!? A stranger [[Geno|you]] are... and strange looking at that! Teach you, we must, who's in charge!''"

*"''Nya?! And who might you be?''"

*"''Huh? What the hay? Why isn’t it working? Argh!!''"

*"''I hope I become famous.''" ([[Wish Star|wish]])

====Remake exclusive====

*"''Urk! You're that famous Bowser? The Chain-Chomp slinging one?!''"

===Smithy===

===Valentina===

*"''SHUDDAP!!!''"

*"''[[King Nimbus]]' condition is growing worse... This means we'll be losing... our magnificent ruler... BUT! It just so happens that I have found the missing Prince! [[Mallow|Prince Mallow]], that is!''"

*"''Eee hee...! I guess we'll have to take our disguises off now. GROUP formation!''"

===Alley Rat===

*"''Don’t pity me, [[Mario]]!''"

===Amanita===

*"''Gotta work on my tan!''"

===Ameboid===

*"''Get outta my face.''"

===Apprentice===

*"''I’ve had ENOUGH.''"

===Arachne===

*"''♪Day-o...''"

===Armored Ant===

*"''Do one good turn a day!''"

===Artichoker===

*"''Relax a little, okay?''"

===Axem Black===

*"''Your timing stinks!''"

===Axem Green===

*"''Are we done here?''"

===Axem Pink===

*"''[[Axem Red|Red]], WRONG POSITION!''"

===Axem Rangers===

*"''It’s a melee!''"

===Axem Red===

*"''I’m all thumbs today!''"

===Axem Yellow===

*"''We’re lookin’ GOOD!''"

===Bahamutt===

*"''Give me a chance, here.''"

===Bandana Blue===

*"''Color me Blue, mates!!''"

===Bandana Red===

*"''I love the color RED!''"

===Belome===

*"''I just...wanna sleep.''" (1st fight)

*"''Gotta yummy in my tummy!''" (2nd fight)

===Big Bertha===

*"''Adabing, ADABANG!''"

===The Big Boo===

*"''Stop staring at me!''"

===Birdo===

*"''I just love life!''"

===Birdy===

*"''I HATE [[Valentina]].''"

===Blaster===

*"''Wanna join me?''"

===Bloober===

*"''I love floating around.''"

===Bluebird===

*"''You are... magnificent''"

===Bob-omb===

*"''Ouch. HEY! Watch it!''"

===Body===

*"''………''"

===Bodyguard===

*"''Boing, boing, boing.''"

===Boomer===

*"''It's all over now...''"

===Booster===

*"''This is like realizing you’re outside without your clothes on!''"

===Bowser Clone===

*"''Grr...[[Bowser's Castle|my castle]]...''"

===Bowyer===

*"''What’s with these folks?''"

===Box Boy===

*"''Been waitin’ 100 years!''"

===Bundt===

*"''Congratulations.''"

===Buzzer===

*"''Buzzzzz...''"

===Carroboscis===

*"''I ALWAYS eat my vegetables.''"

===Chained Kong===

*"''A tad warm, isn’t it?!''"

===Chester===

*"''I love my job!♡''"

===Chewy===

*"''I’m just a fresh flower.''"

===Chomp===

*"''Workin’ on a chain gang.''"

===Chomp Chomp===

*"''Hey, let’s PLAY!''"

===Chow===

*"''Hey, I fought you already!''"

===Clerk===

*"''10 years I’ve been here!''"

===Cloaker===

*"''I love cold hard steel!''"

*"''I can’t think straight!''" (on Earth Link)

===Cluster===

*"''I’ll psyche you out!''"

===Corkpedite===

*"''Off! FORGET IT!''"

===Count Down===

*"''We’re into overtime!''"

===Croco===

*"''Gosh, I’m good!''" (1st fight)

*"''Ohh! I’m good!''" (2nd fight)

===Crook===

*"''You can’t run away! Ha!''"

===Crusty===

*"''Look at THIS!''"

===Culex===

*"''A little off, eh?''"

===Czar Dragon===

*"''Flamin’ hot, right at ya!''"

===Ding-A-Ling===

*"''Wake up sleepy heads!''"

===Director===

*"''I just lost EVERYTHING.''"

===Dodo===

*"''I’m STARVED!''" (optional fights)

*"''I’m starved...later!''"

===Domino===

*"''MAGIC! DEAL with it!''"

*"''Sh...sho...shocked!''" (on Mad Adder)

===Doppel===

*"''This’s been a bad year!''"

===Dry Bones===

*"''I’m sick of gettin’ hit!''"

===Earth Crystal===

*"''I hate being awakened.''"

===Earth Link===

*"''What a royal pain!''"

===Eggbert===

*"''What a glorious day!''"

===Enigma===

*"''Gather around! Watch it!''"

===Exor===

*"''Gotta mow the lawn soon.''"

*"''I can’t see a thing!''" (Left Eye)

*"''I’m so utterly alone...''" (Neosquid)

===Factory Chief===

*"''Who DARES to fight ME?!''"

===Fautso===

*"''Thanks to you I’m free!''"

===Fink Flower===

*"''Gimme your best shot!''"

===Fire Crystal===

*"''I gotta vacuum tonight!''"

===Fireball===

*"''Blurb blurb blurb...''"

===Forkies===

*"''Shikashikashika~~!''"

===Formless===

*"''I have a secret!''"

===Frogog===

*"''This bright sunlight better not fry me!''"

===Geckit===

*"''Geck...geck...GOCK?''"

===Gecko===

*"''Red? What about Green?''"

===Geno Clone===

*"''[[Star Piece (Super Mario RPG)|Star Pieces]]...Star...''"

===Glum Reaper===

*"''Comin’ through...''"

===Goby===

*"''Blub blub blub...''"

===Goomba===

*"''Goomba gumba...phew!''"

===Goombette===

*"''Me speak soft, BIG STICK!''"

===Gorgon===

*"''I just wanna go home.''"

===Grate Guy===

*"''Peace is just a dream.''"

===Greaper===

*"''Any reaping to be done?''"

===Gu Goomba===

*"''Hey, maybe I CAN win!''"

===Guerrilla===

*"''Don’t confuse me with [[Donkey Kong|someone else]]!''"

===Gunyolk===

*"''If [[Factory Chief|we]]’re beaten, the [[Smithy|boss]] is alone!''"

===Hammer Bro===

*"''I love my [[hammer]]!''"

===Heavy Troopa===

*"''I’ll make ya beautiful!''"

===Helio===

*"''I’m burnin’ up inside!''"

===Hidon===

*"''You wanna [[Flee|run]], huh?!''"

===Hippopo===

*"''This is a drag...''"

===Hobgoblin===

*"''Havin’ a blast today!''"

===Jabit===

*"''This is the pits!''"

===Jagger===

*"''Oh! I’m so excited!''"

===Jawful===

*"''Huh?''"

===Jester===

*"''I’ve failed my King...''"

===Jinx===

*"''You’re just a beginner!''" (1st match)

*"''Sympathy!? Not from me!''" (2nd match)

*"''Ooh! I’m gonna hurt ya!''" (3rd match)

===Jinx Clone===

*"''I’m the REAL thing!''"

===Johnny===

*"''Whoa! It’s all over.''"

===K-9===

*"''May I take a BITE?''"

===King Bomb===

*"''I LIVE to explode!''"

===King Calamari===

*"''The ship’s MINE! SCRAM!''"

*"''You wouldn’t...EAT me?!''" (Tentacles)

===Knife Guy===

*"''Happiness is hip!''"

===Kriffid===

*"''Aloe~ there!''"

===Lakitu===

*"''Why do people hate me?''"

===Leuko===

*"''Floating’s a bad habit.''"

===Li'l Boo===

*"''Beep pa doodle-dee!♪''"

===Machine Made===

*"''Will I make the team?''" (Axem Black)

*"''Boing, boing, boing.''" (Shyster)

*"''My promotion’s at stake!''" (Yaridovich)

===Mack===

*"''Boing, boing, boing.''"

===Mad Adder===

*"''I’m alive and kicking.''"

===Mad Mallet===

*"''Work, work, work...''"

===Magikoopa===

*"''[[Bowser|That]]’s...my child?''"

===Magmite===

*"''Got a thorn in my foot.''"

===Magmus===

*"''Clobber me for good life!''"

===Malakoopa===

*"''Just call me “General!”''"

===Mallow Clone===

*"''[[Queen Nimbus|Ma]]? [[King Nimbus|Pa]]? Where are ya?''"

===Manager===

*"''25 years of working, sigh.''"

===Mario Clone===

*"''………''"

===Mastadoom===

*"''Phew, I’m FREEZING..''"

===Megasmilax===

*"''I was a water baby!''"

===Mezzo Bomb===

*"''Look out!''"

===Microbomb===

*"''Small is as small does.''"

===Mokura===

*"''Mwa ha ha...''"

===Mr. Kipper===

*"''I’m a fresh little fish.''"

===Muckle===

*"''Gotta know your limits.''"

===Mukumuku===

*"''Ya trying to bug me?!''"

===Ninja===

*"''Wooo HOOO! I’m a FOO!''"

===Octolot===

*"''Check out my legs!''"

===Octovader===

*"''I’m a part-time typist!''"

===Oerlikon===

*"''I live to eat.''"

===Orb User===

*"''I hate [[Chaindelier|Kinklink]]s!''"

===Orbison===

*"''Don’t jump on me!''"

===Pandorite===

*"''I’m trying to sleep, OK?''"

===Pinwheel===

*"''What a day it’s been...''"

===Piranha Plant===

*"''Pretty boring nowadays.''"

===Pounder===

*"''Wham bam SLAM!''"

===Poundette===

*"''Love conquers ALL.''"

===Pulsar===

*"''I’m a mini-pulsar.''"

===Punchinello===

*"''Yeeha! I see we’re already famous!''"

===Puppox===

*"''What does it all MEAN?''"

===Pyrosphere===

*"''Vroom, VROOM!!''"

===Raspberry===

*"''Congratulations.''"

===Rat Funk===

*"''Squeek, squeek...''"

===Reacher===

*"''Hope you’ll stay close.''"

===Remo Con===

*"''The world is history.''"

===Ribbite===

*"''My dad says, “Hello.”''"

===Rob-omb===

*"''Disappear? Maybe later!''"

===Sackit===

*"''This is just how I am.''"

===Shadow===

*"''You’re a model, right?''"

===Shaman===

*"''I’m losing this fight!''"

===Shelly===

*"''Play with me!''"

===Shogun===

*"''Do as you like.''"

===Shy Away===

*"''La dee da~ Ha ha!''"

===Shy Guy===

*"''Hold still, okay?!''"

===Shy Ranger===

*"''Transmitting Information. Over and out.''"

===Shyper===

*"''Ooh! This'll be fun!''"

===Shyster===

*"''Boing, boing, boing.''"

===Sky Troopa===

*"''What a gorgeous day!''"

===Sling Shy===

*"''Hear my song.''"

===Smelter===

*"''I brush after each meal!''"

===Smilax===

*"''Turn your eyes!''"

===Smithy===

*"''Eh?! Not bad!''" (1st fight)

*"''Don’t shock me! DON’T!''" (Tank Head)

*"''What’s hidden inside?!''" (Treasure Head)

===Snapdragon===

*"''I did a lot in my youth.''"

===Snifit===

*"''Minimum wage for THIS?!''"

===Sparky===

*"''Fire EVERYWHERE!''"

===Spikester===

*"''Why, you’re AFRAID of me!''"

===Spikey===

*"''Just try and jump on me!''"

===Spinthra===

*"''Oh! I’m gonna poison ya!''"

===Spookum===

*"''Que pasa?''"

===Springer===

*"''What’s going on here?''"

===Star Cruster===

*"''I’M NOT A CRAB!!''"

===Starslap===

*"''They think I’m goofy...''"

===Stinger===

*"''Strike the pose!''"

===Straw Head===

*"''Gotta press this shirt!''"

===Stumpet===

*"''Express Yourself!''"

===Terra Cotta===

*"''Oh, [[Bowser|Mr.Bowser]]~~''"

===Toadstool 2===

*"''It’s tough to be pretty!''"

===Torte===

*"''Cake! Vatch zee [[Cake (boss)|CAKE]].''"

===Tub-O-Troopa===

*"''My shell’s shot!''"

===Valentina===

*"''I tell ya, he’s NOTHING!''"

===Vomer===

*"''Nobody, NOBODY likes me.''"

===Water Crystal===

*"''Get me back underground!''"

===Wiggler===

*"''I’m just a helpless wiggler...''"

===Wind Crystal===

*"''Whhhhhhooooo...''"

===Yaridovich===

*"''My promotion’s at stake!''"

*"''I’m not the real McCoy!''" (clone)

===Zeostar===

*"''Oh, I can’t stand him!''"

===Zombone===

*"''Hey! We’re not done yet!''"