Hey, everybody, my minions, my little Goombas, Koopa Troopas, Shy Guys, Boos, Humans, Yoshis, LITTLE ANYTHING! Welcome to MY Evil Usertalk. You can post everything you want, I love annoy Bad Mario, Bad Luigi, Mama Peach, Aunt Daisy, annoying Toads, all the good people of the Mushroom World! BUUT, if you post something, maybe I won't steal nothing of you. MAYBE hehehe...
Remember, YOU MUST OBEY YOUR MASTER, BOWSER JR. And OF COURSE, my dad, Bowser. (he'll SMASH YOU, DESTROY YOUR FACE, AND YOU WILL BE MY MINION if you don't obey him!!) HAHAHAHA!!! Ok, minions! See ya! --- Bowser Jr.
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Hum...
Hey, what do you mean? Are you crazy, little boy? :D Your Usertalk is so cute, congrats! AND STAY AWAY FROM OUR CANDIES!!! ò-ó  (talk)
- HEEEY YOU TOKE SOMETHINGS THAT ISN'T YOURS!!! TAKE THEM BACK, OR WE GONNA PUNCH YOUR LEMON HEAD WITH A PAN!!! Aaaaw, little koopa, candies are too hard to prepare... to pack it and finaly put in the shop. Are you have a heart, aren't you? Take them back, please :3
(talk)
- HUMPH. alright, i gonna cook with a lemon cake and serve to MY friends! A kiss for you, have a sweet day u.u
(talk)
Bowser Jr.?
Hey-a you! You're-a Bowser's son! Im-a gonna get you for-a doing all of those-a mean things to the Kingdom! And-a don't-a run away!  LuigiBlubber
Mamma Mia that's one-a long-a speech for a little guy! Me and-a my bro can beat-a you any day! Just like we beat you in all the other games! LuigiBlubber
Oh-a no! I-a guess we`ll just-a have to face off in NSMBU! It`s-a gonna be easy! Three stomps and-a you`re-a done for! LuigiBlubber
You-a have boxing gloves? Oh, I-a remember boxing! I-a beat Wiggler,Boo and Waluigi! If you're-a invincible Me and-a my bro can use stars to be invincible, too! LuigiBlubber
hahaha!
Hahaha, foolish koopa prince!
How can a little cute thing like you take my shell?
IT'S UNTAKABLE!
((Hi, wanna be friends?))
Shell
Mario
MWAHAWAHAHA!
I do not fear you, cute thing.
you can't and won't stel anything from me!
*hides on shell*
((Hey, talks normally when your character is talking, and between 2 parentheses when the account creator, you, human wants to talk. like now. i learned it on tumblr. anyway:
))
Shell
Mario
Koopas
WHAT THE?????? *takes them back YOU STOLE THEM!!!!! MY SHOP WAS LOCKED!!!!!!!!!!!:O SmartYoshi
STOP!!!!!!!! I CAN GET A SYSOP OR BUERECAT ON YOU SO YOU BETTER STOP!!!!!!!! SmartYoshi :) i hope i made my point:)
That won't be that easy.
HAHAHA! poor cute thing...
Won't be that easy.
First you must pass for 8 worlds, then Fight against me.
I am a magic Mario, all because of the shell. Caution, cute one.
If you defeat me, you get the shell.
And i stole SOMETHING THAT YOU LOVE... Come get...
And more, i'm using collant as underwear...
Shell
Mario
I'm not your minion.
I won't work for you.
you won't take my shell.
and you are gonna GIVE SUPER CANDY THEIR CANDIES BACK BEFORE I SLAP YOUR FACE WITH THEM, THEN DROWN YOU ON LAVA PIT!
Shell
Mario
TOO BAD, PIECE OF CUTE PINKY CAKE!
GIMMIE THE CANDIES OR...
*pulls from shell a amazin' shoot gun, and a knife*
Shell
Mario
22:05, 12 October 2012 (EDT)
Fight!
Okay, get yourself ready to battle.
*tries to stab Jr.*
Shell
Mario
*hides on shell and avoids averything*
YOU ASKED FOR IT, DADDY'S CUTEST SON!!!!
Shell
Mario
*Get some large machine gun and fucks with koopa clown car that daddy gave to his cuttie son*
Shell
Mario
Now SCREAM, CUTE! SAY THE WORDS! MY DAD IS GONNA KILL ME!
Shell
Mario
No, you fool! You think you can stop me, but i'm invincible!
my magic shell is harder than any diamond stone. they avoid any guns and shit.
Now, you'll pay for messing with 2 amazin' girls, the super candy.
*hides on shell, then get some bombs, that i stole from Link*
BOOOOOOOOOOMBS AWAAAY!!!
- Not that dumb, friend...
Shell
Mario
- Your talk may be restored, but your airship will never be the same...
Shell
Mario
You may be stealing a lot
But you'll never steal my quiz prizes! -MarioManiac164
Fight! 2
HAHAHA! Fuck princess castle! I DONT CARE FOR THAT DUMB BLONDE BITCH!
My shell is indesctrutible! How would you feel if you know that i stole all your bros, and your daddy is imprisoned?
YES, I KIDNAPPED THEM! YOU WONT HAVE 'EM BACK 'TIL YOU GIVE UP!
I AM NOT YOUR MINION!
Shell
Mario
Your dad? that big old koopa? he can't even breathe anymore. he is in a jail. GIVE UP.
If you loved that bitchy peachy, you wouldnt destroy her castle, little cute ass.
Do not conuse ME(shellmario) with that big old fat plumber. i am shellmario and he is mario!
Fuck him, not me. GIVE UP, Larry is gonna suffer tonight, and your lovely sis, Wendy is gonna feel a huge cock cumming inside heeer tonight. FUCKING GIVE UP
Shell
Mario
Do not change the subject. you know everything is true. i do not want to be your minion. i want to work with you. togheter we will steal all mario wiki. so? "yes", or "keep raping my bros and my dad, while i stay with this robot copy that i still think is my true dad"?
Shell
Mario
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