The 'Shroom:Issue VI/Fun Section
Riddles of the Pipe
Here’s a nice batch of riddles with a random fact: My Grandma likes to see me play SM64, she thinks it’s a TV show :P
Riddle 1
Please, don’t call me that,
I would rather be called this,
Or maybe that,
It depends what language you use,
But my name is too lame for me
But I forgot what was happening before this
Ah, yes!
You were going past my territory!
Sorry fellow, but this is as far as you go!
Riddle 2
Vitamin A!
Oh, Vitamin A!
Carotene! Oh Carotene!
Anyway, I don’t go places without my friends
Even though I can float
That never stopped that shoe of that plumber, or the scary fire from the monster!
Luckily, I can always make them be quiet and stay as stiff as a scarecrow!
Riddle 3
Unbeatable defense?
Like it matters
What a foolish thing
I can just make them hurt each other!
Plus, they get a fine ‘lickin!
Spikes?
No problem!
It may cost you a bit
But I’m well worth to use on folks with a high defense!
Answers
Quiz
True/False time! Super Paper Mario!
1: The final gate reached before Sammer's Kingdom was destroyed was the 32nd gate. T/F
2: There is a Sammer Guy who's name refers to Fawful. T/F
3: Mimi is battled three times in the game. T/F
4: End Boss is the only Sammer Guy with a unique type. T/F
5: Dimentio is only fought in Dimension D. T/F
6: Of all Count Bleck's minions, O'Chunks is fought the most times. T/F
7: The only RPG-style fight is against the Underchomp. T/F
8: Shy Guys do not appear anywhere in Super Paper Mario. T/F
9: Moon Clefts are, oddly, not found on the moon. T/F
10: All the doors opened by Pure Hearts are the color of that Pure Heart. T/F
1: False. Mario and co only reached the 31st gate. 2: True. 3: True. 4: False. Sunshine Flood, Ice World, and Lakitu Storm all have unique types as well. 5: False. Luigi battles Dimentio outside Dimension D at the end of Chapter 8-3. 6: True. 7: True. 8: False. They appear in the Audience. 8: True. 10: False. The final door, opened by the White Pure Heart, is a black door.
